UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure/Page 72
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Ummm.... let's see....
You trip over a moose, that someone foolishly left lying around in the middle of this book. As you fall, you grasp hold of a random page, getting a nasty paper cut in in the process. This gets infected with ebola, causing your arm to drop off. Your next-door neighbour beats you to death with the arm for forgetting to water his begonias