UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure/Page 63
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Ain't modern technology wonderful.
You step carefully through the dead bodies and into the Temple of Temples  As the door creaks open it reveals...
All your friends and family  are here to celebrate, and it seems this whole quest was just a way to get you to this party. Bastards. You think of using that spare machine gun again, but you decide against it, because they haven't given you your presents yet.