UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure/Page 59
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bar instead. Why the hell didn't you think of this earlier? 8 movies, 6 broken arms, 12 beautiful but dangerous women fucking you over, and all of it could have been avoided by forgetting the damn treasure and buggering off to the bar.
You live happily ever after, with a gin in one hand, and a burger in the other (guaranteed; no cheese, and no doom).