Teh Map.

Welcome to the first ever[1] choose your own adventure story on Uncyclopedia!

YOU are the hero of this story. YOU choose which way to go. And YOU get killed in as many ways as I can think of.[2]

Just to prove it, here is a gratuitous and unnecessary use of {{USERNAME}}:

<insert name here> is the hero!

Anyway, the story...

You (the hero) are given an ancient and mysterious map by an ancient and mysterious man. It's a map to the legendary Cheeseburger of Doom!

What you do next is your choice!...

To fly to Venice, go to Page 25 To fly to deepest darkest Basingstoke, go to Page 4 To fly to Iowa, go to Page 41
  1. not really
  2. seven


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