UnBlog:Hitler was not a Christian
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edit Saturday, January 26, 2007
I'm going to just copy and paste this to a site my wife showed me. It is like Conservapedia, but biased against Conservatives. Given my current situation, though, I think I have no choice! They want BushFanBlogs.com offline before the primaries, for whatever reason. I'm going to come back and post more later.
Thanks for reading, everyone!
edit Frisday November 9, 2007
Thanks for pointing me to Conservapedia, Bibliophile33! I was disappointed I couldn't edit right away, but I understand. You don't want weirdos like DramaticaMan007 editing. Seriously, man, you know you weren't being fair with that comment. I think you're doing this on purpose! I didn't mean that either Dawkins or Hitler didn't exist. That's nonsense! Anyway, I may have to move my blog, as BushFanBlogs.com is about to shut down. To be honest, I think I'd rather leave anyway.
Comment to help me find where post my blog from now on!
edit Thursday, November 1, 2007
It seems that a certain segment of the internet community has been confused with a previous post of mine. I do not think that Richard Dawkins is Hitler, is like Hitler, or in any way can be compared to Hitler. I was merely pointing out that Dawkins' Christianity is the same as Hitler's Christianity, meaning that neither of them exist. I hope this clears up the confusion. I truly did not mean any offense, MeinKampf32.
Keep posting responses!
edit Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Sorry for the late response, everyone, but I just got back from talking with my Preacher Tonight about the questions you posted in the comments of the last thread. Here are some of the highlights of the responses to your questions:
- Miracles were performed in biblical times, but don't happen anymore because the Bible has already been written for us.
- The measurements came out with pi equaling three in temple's basin because the figures were estimates, which is all the Jews of that time could understand.
- Balaam's ass is referring to a donkey. That passage has nothing to do with the body part.
- You were right about the commandments not to eat shrimp, be in the room with a woman on her period, or allow disobedient children to live. However, these were commandments in the OLD Testament, so we don't have to listen to any of that. PHEW!
I hope this helps to lead you to The Way, which is that Jesus is all of our Lords and Saviors,
edit Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Wow! This sure is a lot of responses! I don't know what 4chan is, but thank's whoever put my blog there! Thanks for all the Rick Astley videos, too. How did you know it was my favorite song? You guys sure know a lot about me! I must confess that I've never heard of Pastafarianism, but I can assure you that I meant no offense to any other religion when I said that Christianity is the only real religion in the comments of the last post. It's just a fact. If you read the Bible, you'll see that, too.
Hoping you'll be reading soon,
edit Monday, October 16, 2006
Okay, after discussing this in detail with several people after my last post, I think I need to be more specific. Hitler was not a Christian. He's as much of a Christian as Richard Dawkins. He took down all the crosses in the German churches and replaced them with swatstikas. He didn't do what the Pope told him to. He put a lot of Christians into camps. Those aren't Christian things to do. I appreciate all the comments so far. I just checked with my mother, RandyDick69, and she's doing well. Thank you for asking. She had not heard of you, so perhaps you are thinking of someone else?
Yours in Christ,
edit Sunday, April 16, 2006
Wow. I heard in Church that anyone can write a web log, so I went to try it out myself. Hello everyone! I think I'll take this opportunity to write what I'm thinking about right now, and that's the sermon I heard at church. Liberals and atheists say that Hitler was a Christian and use this to prove Christianity is wrong, but that's wrong. Hitler was not a Christian. So, if Hitler wasn't a Christian, that means that atheists are wrong, which proves Christianity is the one true religion! I look forward to your comments so I can respond in my we blog!
May God bless you and keep you all,