Ultimate raping machine
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The myth surrounding the birth of Ultimate Raping Machine is peculiar in relation to the birth of other Greek Gods and Goddesses. The myth goes that during the courtship of Aphrodite by Hephaestos, everyone decided to have a gangbang. During this Ultimate Raping Machine was conceived, and as such it is unclear as to who his father truly is. The God was never born, instead he raped his way out of the womb. He grew up chained to a tree because of his sheer rape-ness.
Signs that he is coming for YOU
- You hear a low pitched humming noise when you:
- Open your mouth
- Aren't wearing underwear
- You keep seeing dicks everywhere
- You have a dream about an animal that is half prawn, half dick - that's his sign
- Something keeps poking you in the arse
Warning signs such as these will allow you sufficient time to find a solution. Its the only way out of a raping.
In recent times, with the advent of the internet; information about Ultimate Raping Machine has been distributed more and more. One famous example, a photo depicting an encounter with Ultimate Raping Machine is Goatse (NSFW). Today, because of laws made by a politician most of Ultimate Raping Machine's more traditional pastimes are very illegal, so Ultimate Raping Machine generally operates in secret.