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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost. News is updated here regularly
(every month) giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.
Where is the UnSignpost?
This seems like the last place where it would be found... But you can still try.
Seriously, where is it?
Is it under your bed? Just look under it. Yeah, it's not there?! Right.
Uncyclopedia invaded by aliens -
The UnSignpost journalists would like to report to you the lateness of the latest UnSignpost, it's retard, as a Frenchman would say.
UnSignpost receives its own namespace -
As thousands of mourners crowded round the cenitaph in Whitehall this week, Uncyclopedia too remembered those men who had died in their effort to liberate UnSignpost.
VFD floods -
The VFD region of Uncyclopedia has undergone serious flooding in the past few days with many articles drowning in the midst of the storm that hit.
Image of the week!
News about different services
- The situation with Pee Reviews is improving. Shabidoo proposed a new system (Peer review lite). However, there was only one complete review written in September and two in October.
- The Uncyclopedia Comma Brigade currently counts 2 active members (amongst five that are enlisted) . Any new members are welcome, as well as any new articles needing spell-checking or rephrasing.
- The Adopt-a-noob program is searching for any new users needing help. 7 mentors are available, even though half of them are not active anymore.
Top 3 nominations:
Featured Articles of the Week: Cleopatra (7.5/0)
No, not that type of signpost. Just as useful, though.
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