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Contents 1 Precedence and privileges 2 Procedure 3 Past Winners 4 Official Nominations for November 4.1 Why do I need to provide this? (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 4.2 Necropaxx (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 4.3 Andorin Kato (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

[edit] Precedence and privileges

Winners of the Award are elevated to Knight or Dame Commander of the Order of Uncyclopedia (and are thus referred to as Sir or Dame) and are allowed to wear the Uncyclopedia Cub Scout Proficiency Badge on left arm of their Cub Scout jumper along with their other proficiency badges.

[edit] Procedure

Voting on a monthly basis. In the past a maximum of three UotM awards have been given out in a single month; however, currently only one user each month may win the award.

Please vote for the candidate you feel is most deserving of the award. Votes from sockpuppets, anonymous IPs, and unknown/inactive users are weighted appropriately.

When a user is nominated, the nomination template {{VoteUOTM}} can be added to their userpage.

[edit] Past Winners

EvilZak • Carlb • IMBJR • Marcos Malo • Splaka • MadMax • Rangeley • Todd Lyons • Rcmurphy • Codeine • Algorithm • Gwax • Mhaille • Tompkins • Isra1337 • Zombiebaron • Keitei • MoneySign • Famine • Flammable • Orion Blastar • Hindleyite • Hinoa • Bradaphraser • Braydie • Tom mayfair • One-eyed Jack • Modusoperandi • Spang • Olipro • Ceridwyn • Insineratehymn • Strange but untrue • Thekillerfroggy • Cs1987 • Dr. Skullthumper • RabbiTechno • Mordillo • MrN9000 • Under user • Heerenveen • TheLedBalloon • RAHB • Roman Dog Bird • Gerrycheevers • Sycamore • Cajek • Charitwo • Mnbvcxz • Sannse • SysRq • Dexter111344 • Sockpuppet of an unregistered user • Multiliteralist • Optimuschris • THEDUDEMAN • Hyperbole • ChiefjusticeDS

[edit] Official Nominations for November

[edit] Why do I need to provide this? (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom. Because I can. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 11:44, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
• Yes. A fine user; does good stuff at Pee Review, helps out noobs, and has a lighthearted, cheery demeanor. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Monday, 00:33, Nov 2 2009
• For. In October he did 21 detailed Pee Reviews, Welcomed 177 people, wrote two Featured Articles, helped with several articles for other ppl that got featured, made Images for a featured article and made a bunch of images for other articles and made a Ninja Star, and did more Proofreads than anybody. Plus he's nice. Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 19:12, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
• For. If all that is true then he has my vote. --RomArtus (talk). 19:14, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
• For. Very few people have the patience to siff through other people's shit... Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 22:06, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
• Comment. Thanks so much. But I do feel I should clarify that one of "my" two featured articles in October was actually co-written by Syndrome and myself.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  00:53, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
• For. It is only your second/third month, but with all the work you are putting in this is inevitable. So I thought I'd quickly creep out of my hibernating status and put down a vote. --BlueSpiritGuy 20:00, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
• For., because- wait. Why do I need to provide this? in rememberanz of all teh siggies 05:27 November 12
• For. Often, I think this award is really awarded for "Best Uncyclopedian who's been around a while and we haven't honored yet." And I'd give that award to Necro. But if we're really voting on the last month's contributions, I think Why? takes this in a landslide. pillow talk 22:58, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
• Bless. Because I just got an edit conflict with myself...    Jenny? 11:47,19November,2009

[edit] Necropaxx (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and for. Because I can't. Update: I made up my mind! • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 11:44, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
• For. Fine for me Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Talk to the Pole} 20:37, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
• For. A generally useful user that's deserved this for a while now. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:09, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Generally?! I kid, I kid. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 02:33, Nov 4 2009
• For. I won't let Necropaxx out-noble me with his vote, plus he's contributed a great deal to this site (Features, Pee Reviews, Things I'm not old enough to know about) and is our favorite Uncyclopedian Angel of Death.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  15:41, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
• Deserves it better than Andorin. Actually, I don't know this guy's work that well, but he's actually behaving nice around me. ^_^ -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 05:34, 12 Nov

  One, I already said I don't want UotM. Two, I'm nearly one hundred percent certain that votes like "deserves it more than xxxx" aren't legitimate. --Andorin K. [arrrrrr] 05:36, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

  Go stick your legitimisation up your arse. -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 05:38, 12 Nov

  Thank you for proving my point. --Andorin K. [arrrrrr] 05:40, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

  This is the second time in a row Luvvy voted on UotM out of spite. One might start to worry. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 05:44, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

• Oh, and before I forget: For. --Andorin K. [arrrrrr] 05:55, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
• Comment. I just want it said that I love this 3-way tie thing; if we could keep this and all 3 of us get the award (looks sternly at Andorin) I would be the happiest Uncyclopedian ever. :D • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Thursday, 06:06, Nov 12 2009
• For. ~ 10:03, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Andorin Kato (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Dig. Recently returned from hiatus and has been QVFD-ing, BP-ing, RC-ing, and reporting vandalisms and bannables in IRC to me more than is particularly convenient toward my cause of lazing around and accomplishing nothing. So he also causes me to accomplish things. And anyone who can get an admin to do that must deserve this award. Or a spanking. Oh, and he also writes! Got a feature last month. -- Also, penis. 20:17, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
• Potch. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 09:26, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
• I would actually like to withdraw from this. --Andorin K. [arrrrrr] 04:30, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

  Comment. Why do you want to withdraw? But if you do, ppl should let you. Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 07:28, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

  Well, if it becomes an issue, I just refuse the award. :P --Andorin K. [arrrrrr] 07:30, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

  And as for your question, I just don't feel like I need to be UotM. Let someone else who does something besides clean up vandalism (as in, someone who writes and fixes articles and makes the wiki a better place) get the award. --Andorin K. [arrrrrr] 07:33, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

  But...you do all of those things! -- Also, penis. 17:46, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

• For per above. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 04:33, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

• Comment Originally I just voted because he didn't want the award, but since he singlehandedly keeps back vandalism on the wiki and given the sheer number of times he's beaten me to a revert by mere seconds, the for stays. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 02:38, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

• For As per the penis. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 05:53, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
• Extra Super Extremist For as per Andorin is awesome and has always been and will always be. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 04:38, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
• For. Tie him up and fu...I mean force him to accept it, if need be. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:51, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
• Comment. I still wish to withdraw from this. If you would like my reasoning, go here. --Andorin K. [arrrrrr] 06:34, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
• For. Because it would amuse me to give this to someine who doesn't want it. Plus he deserves it. Self deprecation aside, the day to day maintanance he does is important. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:06, 14 Nov
• Four...er, For! As per kangaroo. Love,  
• Fine, I won't withdraw. Curse you, Ethine, for changing my mind. With your lecherous, non-Catholic ways. --Andorin K. [arrrrrr] 07:27, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

  But your vote remains with Necropaxx, right? /me looks confused at the score —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:16, 18 November 2009

  I'd feel weird voting for myself. --Andorin K. [arrrrrr] 21:42, November 18, 2009 (UTC)

  Yeah, but doesn't everything (up until Multi's vote) add up to 8 then? /me look even more confused at the score —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 22:40, 18 November 2009

  ...correct, it does. What's wrong with the score? Now you're confusing me. --Andorin K. [arrrrrr] 22:47, November 18, 2009 (UTC)

  Weird. How did I count that wrong? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 23:20, 18 November 2009

• For. -- Sir or Dame... Uh...  PLEASE HELP!! 20:05, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
• Yea This dude earns his keep. And he amuses us. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 22:36, November 26, 2009 (UTC)