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Unsoc

We Unsoc - outer party. Unsoc good; Unsoc pax. Unsoc supp inner party and unmake rebellion. Unsoc assist proles, fight unplenty. Unsoc unmake brotherhood. All persons - outer party, inner party, proles join Unsoc make goodwise. Unsoc assist hard Uncyclopedia workers by thinkgive.


Unsoc - Uncyclopedia Workerparty!

Unsoc give healthcare unmoneywise. Resistence offer nothing but toothrot. Unsoc offer donuts every Tuesday. UnCyc offer partymembers halfplus discount. Resistence undo that. Want resistence undo? That crimethink!

Unsoc give workers Valjuta for ownuse and give much offwise.

STOP REBELS AGAINST INNER PARTY! JOIN UNSOC!

Thinkwise you want to.


Sputnik

Orders from party premiers to focus on improvment, and announcings from inner party sent directly from Oceania to Sputnik. Executive orders help rising of ranks easier. New orders on top.

edit Dayorders

edit Newsreel

However, there is a Java Client which you may use to access the channel, should the CGI one not work. It is reccomended that you use the Java IRC client over the wikia CGI IRC one should you be unable to install a decent IRC client on your computer. This is due to the lag and the unstable-ness due to the use of constant CGI loading versus a simple Java client. --~ Tophatsig 22:22, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
I also have one here. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 02:58, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
  • At ease. I command the fixin' of the articles listed in the categories; {{deadend}} & {{redlink}}. Dismissed. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle02:09, 20 July 2007
  • At ease, Comrades. The October Revolution☭ is on it's way. Now is the time to start showin' what your skills are made of. Pick & choose article for rewrite involvin' Russia 'round the time of the revolution or any Communist propaganda. Don't think small. Think big. Don't stop with articles. If UnNews is your thing, then write some propaganda news. Do you like potatochoppin'? Chop away, Comrades. Ideas for a reskin that will look better than my own? Go for it. Let's rebuild our ideals, if only for one day. Be sure to have your articles & images reserved to be featured on October 24th. Dismissed! SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle


CURRENT PARTY MEMBERS

edit INNER PARTY

Members of inner party have more privileges as lower classes. Main privilege is to give and take rankings or assign orders.

  1. Blackberetsig PARTY PREMIER JACQUES (Premier of Roman Satillite State)
  2. Blackberetsig PARTY PREMIER TOM MAYFAIR (Premier of Kentuckistani Satillite States)
  3. Blackberetsig PRIME MINISTER GENERAL PUPPET OF THE SOCK OF THE USER WHO IS OF BEING UNREGISTERED
  4. Kepisig INNER PARTY MINISTER GENERAL SOLO (Corellian Minister General)
  5. Kepisig INNER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE BONNER
  6. Grayrogatywkasig RANK MANAGER NECRO PAXX
  7. Graygeneralhatsig OUTER PARTY PRIME MINISTER BALLOON OF LEAD
  8. Graygeneralhatsig INNER PARTY GENERAL MURDER FROG
  9. Graygeneralhatsig INNER PARTY GENERAL L. J. LEGO

edit OUTER PARTY

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  1. Bluegarrisoncapsig OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF TRUTH UNCYCLOPEDIAN
  2. Bluegarrisoncapsig OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF TRUTH SYSTEM REQUEST
  3. Bluegarrisoncapsig OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE PONGO II (RESIGNED)
  4. Bluegarrisoncapsig OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE MNM5150
  5. Bluegarrisoncapsig OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PLENTY GERT V (RESIGNED)
  6. Bluegarrisoncapsig OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF LOVE ENZO
  7. Bluegarrisoncapsig SPY ADMINISTRATOR WHO IS NOT OF THE BEING ADMINISTRATOR
  8. Blueflatcapsig MAJOR JED RAVENT
  9. Blueflatcapsig RECDEP OFFICER ROB (RESIGNED)
  10. Blueflatcapsig MAJOR LE MARQUIS DE NOFU
  11. Blueflatcapsig RECDEP OFFICER USER WHO IS NOT KNOWN
  12. Blueflatcapsig RECDEP OFFICER FELL IN THE RIFT
  13. Bluehelmetsig MINOR KATO
  14. Bluehelmetsig MINOR STARNES
  15. Bluehelmetsig MINOR SONIC LXXX
  16. Bluehelmetsig MINOR GOAT OF THE BEING FAT
  17. Bluehelmetsig UNSOC OFFICER CHINCHILLA
  18. Bluehelmetsig MINOR OF ONE WHO HOLDS THE ALF AS HIGH AS OUR BROTHER
  19. Bluehelmetsig UNSOC OFFIZIER SEVERIAN
  20. Bluehelmetsig MINOR SKULLTHUMPER, PARTY M.D.
  21. Bluehelmetsig UNSOC OFFICER DOG OF ROME
  22. Bluehelmetsig MINOR M.D. HLAJOS
  23. Bluehelmetsig MINOR CAJEK
  24. Bluehelmetsig THE UNSOC OFFICER
  25. Bluehelmetsig MINOR IDIOT WHO IS NOT
  26. Bluehelmetsig MINOR GAME PLAYER WHO IS NARCOLEPTIC
  27. Bluehelmetsig MINOR SYCAMORE
  28. Bluehelmetsig UNSOC OFFICER AND DISK JOCKEY OF IRRELEVANCE
  29. Bluehelmetsig MINOR SNOW CHELOVEK
  30. Bluehelmetsig UNSOC OFFICER QUA recdep unperson vaporised. rectify entry.
  31. Bluehelmetsig UNSOC OFFICER COLIN HEANEY
  32. Bluehelmetsig MINOR DOUBLETHINK
  33. Bluehelmetsig UNSOC OFFICER NACH LADER
  34. Bluehelmetsig MINOR METH AMPHETAMINE
  35. Bluehelmetsig UNSOC OFFICER MAH MOO SHA
  36. Bluehelmetsig MINOR ANGEL OF MIRTH
  37. Bluehelmetsig UNSOC OFFICER MUFFIN OF PIE

edit PROLES

  1. Brodiehelmetsig PROLE IKENZEKE
  2. Brodiehelmetsig PROLE RUNNER WHO IS OF THE GREEN COLORING PLUS 0
  3. Brodiehelmetsig PROLE DESIGNATION SRXT
  4. Brodiehelmetsig PROLE MAN OF GABBA
  5. Brodiehelmetsig PROLE CHRISSY
  6. Brodiehelmetsig PROLE COUNCIL OF TUCKY
  7. Brodiehelmetsig PROLE FLU BECA
  8. Brodiehelmetsig PROLE T. GEORGE
  9. Brodiehelmetsig PROLE ANGRERED MAX
  10. Brodiehelmetsig PROLE WUJIAN
  11. Brodiehelmetsig PROLE OF SHUTTING UP
  12. Brodiehelmetsig PROLE PIE OF EVIL
  13. Brodiehelmetsig PROLE SLAVE TO MASTER
  14. Brodiehelmetsig PROLE DUKE OF SPORK
  15. Brodiehelmetsig PROLE XIAO LI
  16. Brodiehelmetsig PROLE LIKE KENT NUMBER 121
  17. Brodiehelmetsig PROLE OF BRITISH MIKE WHO IS OF ANGERED
  18. Brodiehelmetsig PROLE MCWOOTY
  19. Brodiehelmetsig PROLE OF AMERICAN BASEBALL XVI
  20. Brodiehelmetsig PROLE DEMON OF THE INTERNETS
  21. Brodiehelmetsig PROLE J. SHEA
  22. Brodiehelmetsig PROLE ZHE LIEL
  23. Brodiehelmetsig PROLE NINE CANADIANS
  24. Brodiehelmetsig PROLE ADDRESS OF IP THAT IS OF BEING TOO LONG


REGISTER FOR THE WORKERS' PARTY!

Miss Unsoc

REGISTER TODAY!

Registration for party give you cookie and help Uncyclopedia workers to work harder. Simply sign party request form. Don't worry, US government uncare you now communist.

edit REQUESTS FOR REGISTRATION

You must request registration under here so Zhonshan suit can be issued. Look at page history to see where it was archived (marked in comment as ARCHIVING REG). If Inner Party says Prole Suit, use {{unsoc|pink}} as your suit. If Inner Party says Unsoc Officer/Outer Party Minor, use {{unsoc|#9999ff}} as your suit!

  • Provided that party has not been disbanded for that Grue one (which I be also a member of), I also wish to join ze Workers' Party. Launch all hammers, sickles and stars. I know what I doing. For great justice. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 09:33 June 19, 2011 (UTC)


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REQUEST ZHONGSHAN SUIT

Maosuittransparent

Suit more blue is closer to prole. Suit more grey is suit closer to inner party. Prole get pink suit. Improve party activity and get new suit! How to improve party activity, ask you? Unsoc use credit system. COUNT CREDITS TO GAIN RANK! PARTY MEMBERS MUST KEEP TRACK OF OWN CREDITS!

Credits Activity
1 per QVFD
1 per Vandalism Revert
10 per ref to ban patrol
10 per newcomer helping (welcome uncounted)
20 per successful party ref
30 per successful VFD
40 per quality propaganda contribution
50 per adopted newcomer which is helped
50 per party userspace maintenence, improvement, and assistance
100 per Party Member of the Month win
300 per successful feature
1000 per Javascript or robotic tool made for party.

Party points never subtracted, unless negative behaviour occurs. So requirements still allow you to have credits from previous actions.

edit CURRENT REQUESTS

  • I got 29 credits with my QVFD and ban patrol activity yesterday, requesting a promotion. Im counting my credits here The Rift Icons-flag-ca (grumble) 38217px-Compassrose.gif MUN CPT DAD 10:54, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
    Excellent. You are now MINOR. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 14:43, Mar 24 2010
  • I just realized the requirements for Outer party minister is 300 credits, and a featured article is worth 300. I got one a while back now. Request promotion to Outer party minister comrade?


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ZHONGSHAN SUIT COLORS AND ASSOCIATIONS

Suit Description Coloring Code Credit Requirements
INNER PARTY SUITS
Maosuittransparent

User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

Generalissimo
Only leaders of Uncyclopedias and the Party can have the greyest Zhongshan suit.

RANKS: Party Premier, Party Prime Minister, Party Supreme Judge, Prime Minister General (the General of Ministers)

#ccc 5,000 Party credits plus Inner Party approval
Maosuittransparent

User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

SovietMarshal
The best non-leaders of Uncyclopedias in the Inner party can have the mid-grey Zhongshan suit.

RANKS: Inner Party Minister, Rank Manager

#ddd 2,000 Party credits
Maosuittransparent

User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

SovietGeneral
Those non-leaders who have proven themselves to become an inner party member get this suit.

RANKS: General, Inner Party Minor, Outer Party Prime Minister

#eee 1,000 Party Credits
OUTER PARTY SUITS
Maosuittransparent

User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

SovietColonel
Those outer party members that have improved party activities very well will be given the best of the best suit of the outer party. Here, increasing party rank is based on opinons form Party leaders.

RANKS: Outer party minister, Spy, Thinkcrime officer

#ddddff 300 Party Credits
Maosuittransparent

User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

SovietCaptain
Given to users that have at least 3 improvements to party activities.

RANKS: Outer party major, Recdep worker

#aaaaff 100 Party Credits
Maosuittransparent

User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

SovietSarge
Users who are not proles get this suit to start. Proles get this template after proving themselves by showing that they are no longer proles here.

RANKS: Outer party minor, Unsoc Officer

#9999ff 10 Party Credits (or Automatic if seasoned user)
PROLE SUITS
Maosuittransparent

User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

Spacer
Given to proles.

RANKS: Prole Member

pink 0 Party Credits



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