Uncyclopedia:VFP

nom + 4 Ironically, the sausage Mohammed is eating is made of the flesh of Jewish holocaust victims. Just saying.--Mn-z 05:28, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

No against votes

1. self-nom and for I couldn't resist the allure of this pun. Going on hiatus...
2. Incredibly stupid. I laughed out loud. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:08, Nov 12
3. For. Although I think it would be better if it said unCYCLOPedia. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:21, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

   Agreed. Ellemonopy 06:13, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

1. Against. I like puns. I do! But this pun is... how do I say it gently... WEAK. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Monday, 22:19, Nov 9 2009

1. I just realized that I was wrong about nothing I've done ever being on VFP. UnIdiot and I co-imaged this last year, if I recall. Partial self-nom and for. Cheap, stupid easy to make, but funny. The last one is the important one. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:48, Nov 5
2. For. Yes. --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 06:57, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
3. 4 votes for yes. yes yes yes yes --Tyypo 15:45, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
4. Tak Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Talk to the Pole} 19:26, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
5. Oh Hels Yeah Don Puttano cHeDDs     23:18,6November,2009
6. Bless. Cos I know for sure that this was nommed before. in rememberanz of all teh siggies 07:09 November 9
7. Still makes me laugh. And that's the important bit I'm told. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:40, 14 Nov

1. Against. I've never been a fan of mature, cerebral humour. Sir Modusoperandi ^{Brute! Boinc!} 02:14, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
2. Yeahnah. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Saturday, 02:38, Nov 7 2009
3. hahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhhahahhahahahhahahaahhaaaahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhahahahhahahahah no --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:33, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
4. No. Terrible image quality and a dumb joke. --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 07:13, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
5. I'm with DJ Irreverent     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   05:48, Tuesday 10 November 2009  
6. Against -- Also, penis. 05:48, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
7. Against — Avec DJ Irreverent. I found this image stupid then and I like it even less now. Besides, does this really count as original? All you have to do is open up Word 2003, click on Clippit, and type "Ur Mum LOL". In short, I think this image goes against much of what we stand for. Rbpolsen ♦ Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 21:32, November 14, 2009 (UTC)
8. This again? Well, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 22:44, November 14, 2009 (UTC)

• Abstain. I voted for last time because I laughed. Now that I'm familiar with it, I'm not laughing. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 01:54, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

1. I just realized that, in all my years on uncyclopedia, nothing I've done has ever been on VFP. So here's this. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:45, Nov 4
2. I love self-noms. in rememberanz of all teh siggies 09:45 November 4
3. Za Awful... but also awesome Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Talk to the Pole} 10:44, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
4. Weird. I just saw this pic yesterday, and thought about nominating it. Now I see it's already here. Weird.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  07:33, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
5. For That is ridiculously cute. --monika 05:51, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
6. For. I liked it when it was entered in the Aristocrat's Ball, and I like it now. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:23, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

1. Against. Got the joke, didn't laugh. :/ • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 22:16, Nov 4 2009

1. SN+FPippo 00:03, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
2. lol ;p Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Talk to the Pole} 00:16, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
3. Yes. --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 13:02, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
4. >=For.--Puffskein 21:39, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
5. For. — H. Peebles - D - HS 01:05, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
6. It got a laugh out of me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 01:11, 3 November 2009
7. > = 09:48, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

1. against. erm, what? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 05:41, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
2. Nah. The caption got a 'heh' out of me, but it this day and age a mere 'heh' just won't cut it. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Monday, 05:54, Nov 2 2009
3. Per Above — Just not feature material, sorry. Rbpolsen ♦ Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 08:00, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
4. Against. Doesn't work at all without the caption, and isn't that funny with the caption. It's OK, but no great shakes. --UU - natter 13:24, Nov 3
5. Per UU. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:14, Nov 7

1. Self Nom + For. Made this for a PLS article. Colin said he liked it, so I tuned it up at Reefer Desk and brought it here. Yay! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 13:37, Oct 28 2009
2. for. i like it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:00, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
3. For. --Docile hippopotamus 22:37, October 31, 2009 (UTC)
4. For dat's kool! Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Talk to the Pole} 00:14, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
5. Definitely. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 01:18, 1 November 2009
6. For in rememberanz of all teh siggies 09:50 November 4
7. For. If there's one thing I like more than a whore, it's a whore named Necropaxx. That, and I fucking love this image. It makes me giggle. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 06:24, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

1. Against. Sorry Necro - this image actually annoyed me when I read the article, and I don't think it really has weight on it's own merit to hold VFP. Going on hiatus...
2. Is that base image from Finding Nemo? regardless, I didn't laugh and didn't really get it so against.    Orian57    Talk   10:09 2 November 2009
3. Against. Sorry dude, but there are a few issues I have with this, the fact that they don't look like they're drowning being the main one. And as an image, it doesn't make me laugh. And if you need a caption that long to support it, it's not working. Pretty well done, but not getting the chuckles needed for a vote. --UU - natter 13:29, Nov 3
4. Against -- Also, penis. 06:19, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

• Comment @ Orian: About the base image? I have no idea. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Monday, 14:12, Nov 2 2009

1. For.. I like it.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  04:38, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
2. For. Does youse guys have a smackerel of honey to spare? No? Eat lead! Rat-tat-tat-tat!!!! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 05:16, Oct 28 2009
3. Yep I lolled when I first saw it. It doesn't need context to raise the humour, given that I lolled at this before I read the article. Going on hiatus... 10:55, 28/10/2009
4. Excellent. ~ 12:05, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
5. For.. A wee bear with a big gun —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Watchin transformers (talk • contribs)
6. ah shit! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 06:02, Oct 29
7. For. I should point out that I've never seen The Godfather. I assume it was like this. Sir Modusoperandi ^{Brute! Boinc!} 09:19, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
8. For nice :D Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Talk to the Pole} 12:04, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
9. Pooh with a gun. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 01:22, 1 November 2009
10. FAWR. My article Phailed but this pic rawks! Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 14:03, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
11. For. a post-modern masterpiece. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 11:32, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
12. How have I not already voted For. this? Don Puttano cHeDDs     23:21,6November,2009

1. I'm sure it's very funny in the context of the article, but on VFP it's just a bear holding a gun. Though it certainly does make for a truly unstoppable killing machine, it really doesn't make for a particularly humorous picture. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:25, Oct 28

   hey it's not just any bear, its winnie teh pooh! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 06:02, Oct 29

2. Per TLB -RAHB 00:34, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
3. Against Why isn't he holding the grip? That's just irresponsible. Children might see this. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 22:14, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
4. Against — In spite of my work on Pooh as a gangsta, I really find this image unfunny. Step One: Find Established Series; Step Two: Find Other Established Series of different nature; Step Three: Combine; Step Four: Funny! Mechanistic humor is extremely unfunny. Besides that, this is a poor 'shop. Either get a higher res pooh image or shrink it down. Strike that, I've redone the part with Pooh with a better source. See the comments. Rbpolsen ♦ Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 22:37, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
5. Babyface Nelson ... Nuff said. — H. Peebles - D - HS 01:03, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
6. Seems forced. That, and it would be cooler combined with a picture that was actually from The Godfather. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 06:39, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

• Comment for Syndrome. He's a bear, dude. Do you know how strong bears are? He don't need to hold no grip for stability. You ever see a mobile home that had a bear rip through the outside wall with his paw?     Father WHY??? (confessions)  04:02, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

At Comment for Syndrome -- Besides that, he's Winnie the Fucking Pooh. Even so, there is a lot else wrong with this picture. Rbpolsen ♦ Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 22:42, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

• Man, I swear, you take any movie and combine it with a silly children's cartoon character and it's going to be a hit by some people. I'm not voting, because I'm too old to vote. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  6/11/2009 @ 03:17
• On the chance that this may actually make the feature after all, I've redone the image with a far better source of Pooh. This is not something I normally do, but I felt that the original source was shitty enough to justify my doing so, especially should this appear on the main page. This probably could have been done even better, but this is comes pretty close, especially considering the difficulty of the source. While I still don't especially like the joke, at least now I am prepared to accept seeing it on the front page. Rbpolsen ♦ Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 21:26, November 14, 2009 (UTC)