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Pubic hair.png

Featured picture candidate
Pubic hair.png

The explanation why God Hates Australia - the map of Tasmania. Don't even look at it!

Image credit: User:Tuck99
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Score: 1 People who love Tasmania
Nomination: Ptok-BentonicznyTalk to the Pole 16:17, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Za! Ptok-BentonicznyTalk to the Pole 16:17, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Newt Poster

Featured picture candidate
Newt Poster

sadly, that somewhere is uncyclopedia

Image credit: Mnbvcxz
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 inside jokes
Nomination: Mn-z 17:21, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. nom + 4 Intentionally self-referential silliness, which I think works. --Mn-z 17:21, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
  2. For.. I still don't know the inside jokes, but thought it was funny the first time I saw it.     Father Xmas WHY??? (confessions)  06:14, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
  3. For.--Killer_3.14 01:38, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against. 1. Inside joke to the max - as in quite a few regular users probably won't get this. And not all those who do will like it. 2. Self-referential silliness? No - it's just a private joke between a few users. And not a very good one, from where I stand. Which brings me to: 3. Not even remotely funny to me. 4. Extreme textiness. 5. No. --UU - natter 12:17, Dec 9
    You forgot 6. Profit! Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 12:23, 9 December 2009
    No. No, I didn't. --UU - natter 12:37, Dec 9
    Oh. My mistake. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 12:54, 9 December 2009
  2. NO NO NO NO Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Friday, 10:00, Dec 11 2009
  3. WOW ITS FUCKING RETARDED OR SOMETHING! Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 06:44, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Not even close. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:03, Dec 24
  5. Against Isn't it a ripoff of this?? Mulehunter 21:30, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
  6. DAH! - This sucks. -- Kip teh Dip Talk Works USA! 13:36, Dec. 30, 2009
Comments
  • I hope she made lots'a spaghetti. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:01, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Its supposed to be an example of how something mind numbingly retarded, disturbing, & random can turn into something funny if its familiar enough. The joke isn't the in-joke per say, its that its an in-joke. Of course, I can understand the against vote(s). --Mn-z 19:52, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • What part of that is suppost to be the joke? I'm Confused--Tyypo 11:25, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
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BiLightPoster

Featured picture candidate
BiLightPoster

An amusing satire on popular nonsense.

Image credit: MeepStarLives
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 8 Pale Gimps
Nomination: Whoremonal 18:39, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 11
  1. Nom & For. Whoremonal 18:39, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
  2. I admit it. I laughed out loud. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:43, Dec 2
  3. For. At first I didn't see how you altered the image, then I realized you changed it to "Bilight". How droll. -OptyC Sucks! Image:Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:59, 2 Dec
  4. Funny Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 06:09, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  5. emo-gay-man-sex --Mn-z 19:00, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  6. How has this not been done before Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Friday, 02:42, Dec 4 2009
  7. For. --Andorin Kato 03:13, Dec. 4, 2009 (UTC)
  8. Gay. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 03:14, 4 December 2009
  9. For. Ellemonopy 03:28, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  10. For. lulz. zhelel 04:26 December 15
  11. For. - Retaliation against Twilight for girlifying vampires. -- Kip teh Dip Talk Works USA! 13:39, Dec. 30, 2009
Against Votes: 3
  1. Meh. Twilight humor is hard to make extremely good, plus that "b" is a noticeably different lightness than the other letters. -RAHB 05:51, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against. The 'shopped-in face isn't done that well. The changed letter is very obvious. And it's not actually that funny to me, either. --UU - natter 12:35, Dec 9
    Actually, on another look, that was uncharitable - it's not that the face isn't done well, it's that it still looks out of place, to me. --UU - natter 12:41, Dec 9
  3. Uh, no. --Algorithm 19:56, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  • Abstain. It's funny, and excellently photoshopped, but I'm offended by gay jokes, as well as anything with Robert Pattinson's face on it. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 23:02,7December,2009

  • Fixed: After an inordinate amount of time, I've fixed that darned 'b' more to my satisfaction. For being a composite of five or so letter pieces, it looks miles better than the frankenstein'd original, which I would have fixed up if I knew it was going to be nommed. I'm purposely leaving it a little lighter and less yellow than the others though so that it doesn't clash with his skin as much. --MeepStarLives 00:08, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • comment I think the face looks out of place due to lighting/shadows issues. The vampire fellow at the top is being lit from a light source below, to the right-hand side, and slightly behind him, while the long-haired gentleman is being lit from the front almost dead on. Also, the vampire fellow has much harsher shadows, as though he is being illuminated from a concentrated light source, like a flashlight in a dark room. While the long hair gentleman almost artificially blurs out gradually, like he is merging with the background. --Mn-z 05:51, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
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Mohammed licking a sausage

Featured picture candidate
Mohammed licking a sausage

Look, its Mohammed.

Image credit: Socky
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 7
Nomination: Mn-z 05:28, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 16
  1. nom + 4 Ironically, the sausage Mohammed is eating is made of the flesh of Jewish holocaust victims. Just saying.--Mn-z 05:28, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. No reason. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:14, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  3. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA --Roman Dog Bird 04:43, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. pretty funny IMO --Tyypo 14:24, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
  5. For freedom of expression! - KyriosDelis 12:55, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
  6. For idiotic but funny Ptok-BentonicznyTalk to the Pole 14:02, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
  7. For MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 04:10, Nov 26
  8. Yeah! - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:11, Nov 27
  9. SelfFor. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 05:19, 27 November 2009
  10. For. It's terrible. -OptyC Sucks! Image:Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:57, 2 Dec
  11. Do it. --Andorin Kato 03:15, Dec. 4, 2009 (UTC)
  12. For - Laughed out loud. -- Kip teh Dip Talk Works USA! 03:22, Dec. 4, 2009
  13. It's blatantly islamophobic. Bless it.Pelargonium MUN (TalkContribsPoll!)
  14. How had I not voted For. this yet? The Ugandan Government Should Cease Existence. Yoweri Museveni can go die, too. Fuck Uganda. 03:07, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  15. الله أكبر 25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 21:16, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  16. For Mulehunter 21:24, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 9
  1. GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME YOU HEATHEN Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Tuesday, 03:04, Nov 17 2009
  2. That's a bit bad. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 03:08, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  3. This kind of quality is rather pitiful. All you did was take one picture and add another picture to it.--Nytrospawn 17:31, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
    Isn't that what potatochopping is all about? Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 12:58, 22 November 2009
  4. huh? Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 05:27, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
  5. Smite. Looks more like he's kissing it. No proper tongue action. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 00:40,23November,2009
  6. Against — Never Rbpolsen Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 02:48, November 30, 2009 (UTC)
  7. Against. The quality isn't all that. Proper image on a drawn one is jarring. The original 'joke' left me flat, this version is only really funny if you saw that, and then only mildly so. --UU - natter 12:47, Dec 9
  8. Against.. Offensive and not well done. Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 03:13, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  9. Against. Ignoring the possible attempt to revive some infighting, looks like one image stuck on another.     Father Xmas WHY??? (confessions)  06:17, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
    I see you've read UN:ABF. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:02, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
I think I helped write it (not the version here; the one on that cheap Uncyc imitation). Notice the nonassumptive words and phrases "possible attempt" and "looks like."     Father Xmas WHY??? (confessions)  03:24, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
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Un-cyclo-pedia.png

Featured picture candidate
Un-cyclo-pedia.png

unCYCLOPedia - Saving the world from the propagation of one eyed monsters!

Image credit: PuppyOnTheRadio
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 3 people supporting the cause
Nomination:
User:PuppyOnTheRadioUser talk:PuppyOnTheRadioSpecial:Contributions/PuppyOnTheRadioPuppyOnTheRadio

For Votes: 7
  1. self-nom and for I couldn't resist the allure of this pun.
    User:PuppyOnTheRadioUser talk:PuppyOnTheRadioSpecial:Contributions/PuppyOnTheRadioPuppyOnTheRadio
  2. Incredibly stupid. I laughed out loud. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:08, Nov 12
  3. For. Although I think it would be better if it said unCYCLOPedia. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:21, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 04:12, Nov 26
  5. For. I think it's great. Whoremonal 18:46, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
  6. For I laugh--Killer_3.14 01:36, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  7. For.Ellemonopy 06:35, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. It's amazing. ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃ 10:11 December 23
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against. I like puns. I do! But this pun is... how do I say it gently... WEAK. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Monday, 22:19, Nov 9 2009
  2. Against not that funny and per above. --Mn-z 16:58, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against. It needs the capion to be funny. (although its really bad) Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 05:17, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against - As per Grabass2005. -- Kip teh Dip Talk Works USA! 08:30, Dec. 6, 2009
Comments
  • to Colin Agreed. Improved. Ellemonopy 06:13, November 16, 2009 (UTC)


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