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  • You may nominate up to two of your own images per week. No more. You can nominate as many images by other people as you want.
  • Voting: use "For" or "Against" (or some clear iteration) in bold type to specify your vote. Comments are allowed, but excessive discussion/argument is not. Use the image's talk page for that.
  • Please submit only ORIGINAL IMAGES to VFP. Images from elsewhere on the Internet can be used on articles, but will not be featured.
  • Unmanipulated as well as photoshopped images are allowed as long as they are original.
  • When nominating an image, you may place {{VFP}} on the image page.

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Hitlerbear

Hitlerbear reminds you to focus on quality.

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LiberalPoster.jpg

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LiberalPoster

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Score: 3
Nomination: SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 11:58, May 9, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-Nom and For A spoof election poster I made for the 2015 British general election. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 11:58, May 9, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. This poster reminds me of my favourite line of the entire election. Nick Clegg sat on a train before the count saying "I think everyone will be surprised by us, I think we will be the talk of the election".... He wasn't wrong. --EStop (talk) 20:09, May 10, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:44, May 10, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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UKIPPoster.jpg

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UKIPPoster

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Score: 2
Nomination: SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 11:57, May 9, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-Nom and For A parody election poster I made for the 2015 British general election. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 11:57, May 9, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. I need one of them. --EStop (talk) 20:02, May 10, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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GreenPoster.jpg

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GreenPoster

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Score: 1
Nomination: SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 11:56, May 9, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote Self-Nom and For A parody poster I made for the 2015 British general election. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 11:56, May 9, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Pedobear 5 versions

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Pedobear 5 versions

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Score: 2 bearhuggers
Nomination: Summary by the artist who created the second, third, and fourth image: "Five versions of Pedobear. By Clifford Berryman circa 1903 (true), Walt Disney in 1928 (sort of true), Otto Messmer in 1954 (sort of true), Hanna-Barbera in 1975 (sort of true), and Kuma Chan in 2009 (sort of true).

Actually, the 1903 and 2009 version are as drawn, except the 1903 version is reversed and it's not Pedobear, it's from the cartoon where President Theodore Roosevelt rescues a bear, and the 2009 image was probably drawn before 2009 and Kuma Chan is the bear. The 1928 is actually a variation on Mickey Mouse that was drawn by Walt Disney in that year, the 1954 is a variation of Felix the Cat drawn by Messmer in 1975 but imitating the earlier style, and the 1975 is a variation on the Hanna-Barbera character of Yogi Bear that may have been drawn earlier. The 2009 version is as drawn probably a few years before 2009." DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 06:31, April 7, 2015 (UTC)

For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. Showing the evolution of one character to another while mixing in Mickey Mouse, Felix the Cat, and Yogi Bear. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 06:31, April 7, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:39, April 8, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Sorry just to clarify, is this Uncyclopedia's own original image? Thanks. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:50, April 7, 2015 (UTC)
  • Yes. Why specifically made this for my uncyclopedia article Pedobear. :) The bear on the far left and right are not his, but the three in the middle are. He looked at images of Mickey, Felix, and Yogi and created new images based on them to make it look like the evolution of Pedobear. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:09, April 7, 2015 (UTC)
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Bible Collector's Edition

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BCEcouv

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Score: 6 copies for sale
Nomination: Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:46, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. Symbol for vote For. Seeing the nom below reminded me of this other great piece of Biblical imagery. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:46, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 16:11, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:31, July 30, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. But, yes, it should be "pretty much it". Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:56, September 27, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. Objection overruled. Capt. Gull (talk) 08:01, November 6, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote For. Adamwashere (talk) 00:36, January 18, 2015 (UTC)Adamwashere
  7. Symbol for vote For. A collector's edition of the Bible for devout Christians might just fill a gaping hole in the current market.--Vavaunni (talk) 16:10, February 2, 2015 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote For. Stranger195 (talk) 08:58, May 8, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote Against. The grammatical error does really kill it, but the font is kind of awkward too and it doesn't really look like a book cover. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:09, October 9, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. The humour is very hackneyed and it is text-based, which is supposed to be cause for derision. --Sigphoto|(get dtf) 15:35, December 30, 2014 (UTC)
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Nigella Isn't Working.jpg

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Nigella Isn't Working

A cartoon resembling the famous 'Labour Isn't Working' Saatchi brothers' poster, drawn and photographed by me. Making fun of how Charles Saatchi manipulated court and public opinion when he was divorcing his wife Nigella Lawson--similar to how his negative propaganda for the Tories works/worked.

Image credit: --Everyotherusernamewastaken (talk) 20:44, May 31, 2014 (UTC)
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Score: 1 line(s) of cocaine
Nomination: Everyotherusernamewastaken (talk) 20:14, May 31, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. I am nominating my own image here: a cartoon I drew (perhaps a little less sophisticated than all the fancy computer-photoshop stuff--Everyotherusernamewastaken (talk) 20:14, May 31, 2014 (UTC)
  2. After the explanation, I see the joke very well and find it funny. I am afraid that many others won't understand, so I think it needs an explanation in the caption, which will be displayed on the main page if the image is featured, and a funny one, if possible. But I still like it. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:47, June 22, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Not funny Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:30, June 25, 2014 (UTC)
Comments
  • I would vote by I know little about the case. Is the picture of a hoover sucking up dust and why is that relevant to Nigela? Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:08, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
It's supposed to be a straw sucking up a line of cocaine, which Nigella was supposedly addicted to.--Sigphoto|(get dtf) 15:24, June 22, 2014 (UTC)
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Wendy O. Williams

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Wendyowtf

Wendy Orlean Williams, the lead singer for the American band The Plasmatics, as seen by some members of her audience.

Image credit: Maniac1075
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Score: 1
Nomination: Phrank Psinatra (talk) 20:55, April 20, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Nom and For. Phrank Psinatra (talk) 20:55, April 20, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:27, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  3. I laughed. *shrugs* -– Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 19:28 4 November 2014
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote Against. --Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 18:17, June 20, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. Where's the humor in this? BrokenKnives (talk) 18:35, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
Comments

I think this took sufficient work with 'shop or Gimp to get this to work. Good job!

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PsychoFurniture.jpg

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PsychoFurniture

Even though in the 20th century activists managed to abolish the price-based segregation, the cases of discrimination against cheap furniture are still frequent, and the consequences are harmful for both the victims and the offenders.

Image credit: ScottPat
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Score: 0 killer beds
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:47, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. Great! One of ScottPat's best images. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:47, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Flying beds! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:41, April 29, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Not bad, but it doesn't seem that funny to me. Sort of look likes an SAT Study Book--Uncycloperson (talk) 03:04, March 14, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. I am honoured by the nomination however this image does not work alone. It only works in the context of my UnNews story. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:13, April 4, 2015 (UTC)
Comments
  • The beds are colored but the rest of the picture is black and white. That seems wrong. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 19:31 4 November 2014
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