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The goal here is to improve the quality of Uncyclopedia, not to win a vote. You can edit an article during a vote to delete it. You can flip your vote if the article improves or if other voters convince you.

To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read why we voted to keep it, the last time.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question, or else the moderator may invalidate the vote. If adding {{VFD}} to an article already under vote, reset the 24-hour clock.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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  • To vote, start a new line at the end of the delete= or keep= section, beginning with #. This creates a numbered entry. Do not put a space before #. Increment the delnumber or keepnumber, whichever applies.
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Waltz with Bashir H Archive

Score: 4 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 1199 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The film Waltz with Bashir is vaguely alluded to in what is otherwise a page consisting of parts of episodes of South Park set in hell. Irritable of contents (talk) 00:50, April 3, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Fan-fiction of no interest or amusement to anyone looking up the film. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:57 3-Apr-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Distinctly third hand material. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:41, April 22, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Has no relevance to the actual film it's attempting to parody.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL 09:36, April 30, 2017 (UTC)
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Kitten plant H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 718 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. On the website since 2006. The only amusement is the self-amusement of creating a deliberately bad article. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:54 23-Apr-17
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jesus wept.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL 21:30, April 23, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Basically a stub which tries and fails to compellingly expand upon one of Uncyclopedia's more well-known in-jokes. Utterly pointless. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 21:47, April 23, 2017 (UTC)
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In Utero, for 9 months H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 698 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfocussed waffle heavily seasoned with gibberish. SIR  MAC  BOSWELL 21:38, April 23, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A nonsense riff from the randumbo article about André the Giant. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:56, April 23, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Quotecruft kills the party before it gets going; an article about a nonexistent album that no one is going to look up; one paragraph of nonsense numbers before it descends to a track listing (UN:LIST). Also: Rape, penis, breasts. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:07 24-Apr-17
  4. Symbol delete vote Nevermind If I was Kurt Cobain, I would have shot myself after reading this. --WeatherUnderground (talk) 23:56, May 22, 2017 (UTC)
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Obama and card stacking H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 698 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is a single idea not an encyclopedic article. The premise could be developed into something amusing, yet you'd still be stuck with a single idea and not an article.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL 21:51, April 23, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The notion that Obama excelled in figurative houses of cards could be applied to Obama-care, which at the moment is merely a redirect. The notion that he excelled in literal houses of cards is based on nothing and is not funny. Even if someone wanted to write about the land-mines built into Obama-care, you ought not start with the political thesis and then give the data (here, I think, Obama's relations with China), producing an article that promises to explain to the reader that Obama was a charlatan: Demonstrate, don't preach, and have funny and not persuasive be the obvious goal. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:13 24-Apr-17
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  • The concept could possibly be incorporated into one of the Barack Obama articles though I personally don't see any point.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL 21:51, April 23, 2017 (UTC)

F-16 pilot H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 650 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Humourless waffle.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL 21:34, April 25, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author registered Falcon4 in 2006 to make this third attempt in one day at describing the job with the comedy strategy of fanboy cheerleading, now officially declared trite unless done well, which it is not done here. Immediately earned {{NRV}}, again, and author was told to stop re-creating it; then Admins wandered away and so did author. Spıke Radiomicrophone22:09 25-Apr-17
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Fire Vs. Water H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 564 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Purge Unsearchable waffling cack. A poor idea poorly executed  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL 11:34, April 29, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Never rose above the level of the awful Wacky War genre. Spıke Radiomicrophone12:36 29-Apr-17
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  • I reverted this to the last version of 2008, before the Anal Rape Humor started to appear. Spıke Radiomicrophone12:36 29-Apr-17

Deicide H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 558 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Cack.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL 17:30, April 29, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Whatever was planned here..failed to come to pass. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:18, April 29, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stupid and not funny. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:03 30-Apr-17
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I think the "Ways To Kill A God" section actually counts as negative comedy. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 00:38, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
  5. Delete ICU dodger —Oblique 12:18, May 17, 2017 (UTC)
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List of weapons that don't exist, but should/Firelegs H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 487 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete.This is subpage of the article List of weapons that don't exist, but should. While the former was great and was nominated, the latter is overly long and stupid, not funny. I would suggest that this is either deleted and replaced with a small section on the main article,or at least rewritten.Waitwhereaminow (talk) 17:13, May 2, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke Radiomicrophone17:27 2-May-17
  3. As per nominator, except the part about the original being great. It was never great. Oblique (talk) 03:01, May 3, 2017 (UTC)
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Tom's Pancake House H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 356 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Article that nobody will ever look for under its current name. It does have some decent content but I've merged said content into IHOP, which is what readers will be looking for.--HolUp (talk) 03:56, May 8, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. From Jonny appleseed from 2011. He wrote some good stuff but it doesn't include this article about a pancake restaurant Wikipedia is unaware of. Am not sure the merged content is decent; the Korea material is not comedy but a meme as a placeholder for comedy. Spıke Radiomicrophone04:05 8-May-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Is it a story? Is it an advert? No. It’s just cack.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL 12:04, May 8, 2017 (UTC)
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Man Babies H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 286 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Please forgive us for the rambling bumbling nature of the commentary Found while searching the photos used by Mocha (VFD). An essay about men squatting. 2006 contest entrant (not winner) by Mindsunwound. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:00 11-May-17
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Purest waffle. Dull and meandering.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL 19:26, May 12, 2017 (UTC)
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Elements H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 241 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A 'Dead end page' of meaningless gibberish.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  23:27, May 12, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This dead end was created by Anon, seven months ago, and not tagged for monitoring to see if it grew into a funny article, which it didn't. Spıke Radiomicrophone11:12 13-May-17
  3. Redirect to Periodic table --Oblique (talk) 02:32, May 17, 2017 (UTC)
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John Ritter H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 240 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote The illuminate want you to believe this is good Well, it isn't. Cack.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  23:41, May 12, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Apart from the use of the Illuminati as a meme, this article, mostly on the actor's notorious death, has no comedy strategy and no comedy. Spıke Radiomicrophone11:13 13-May-17
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September 11 attacks H T D Survivor

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 237 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. There is little humor in this article, it just pedals an Alex Jones-esque conspiracy ("America long-planned 9/11 as a false flag attack") as if it's a fact. It's well-written admittedly, but neat writing means nothing without humor.--HolUp (talk) 02:40, May 13, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A little bin-Laden fanfiction, and a huge rasher of tedious, unfunny conspiracy theory. "What’s even worst than that: that same majority does not care to know the truth and/or doesn’t want to accept it (especially in North America)." Reads like advocacy. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:56 13-May-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bin Laden is so 2011. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 06:32, May 13, 2017 (UTC)
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  • Needs to be redirected somewhere; I've linked to this all over the place. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:58 13-May-17
    • I'd recommend doing it the other way around. When this page is deleted, our 9-11 page should moved to the "September 11 attacks" title. One, because that's what Wikipedia has it under (and we're a parody of WIki); two, it would eliminate the issue of not being able to put the page under its intended title, 9/11, because the slash would make it a subpage of 9.--HolUp (talk) 03:19, May 13, 2017 (UTC)
  • There is also Nine Eleven which is really bad, honestly 9-11 is the only one that is even remotely amusing. Any salvgable content from the other two articles should be merged into it and the page rename to September 11 attacks. --Oblique (talk) 12:27, May 13, 2017 (UTC)

🔒 Squid H T D Oldvfd Archive

Score: -1 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 191 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sloppily-written randomness.--HolUp (talk) 00:52, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. A real article about a real thing, grievously lacking any comedy strategy except the meme of bickering scientists and tons of techno-babble. But there was a gem at the very end. Slightly better than a red-link. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:10 15-May-17
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per the whole being re-written thing —Oblique 12:20, May 17, 2017 (UTC)
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  • Kept. Nominator and I massaged it. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:48 21-May-17

Cold War (video game) H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 191 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. As Spike has pointed out, these game war pages are unfunny, and feel like they were made for a very specific target audience.--HolUp (talk) 00:54, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Next up. As tedious as all the others, this one with copious strikethrough and Cyrillic. There is nothing worse than a Video Game article except one written in code. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:56 15-May-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bring out the nukes. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 05:11, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
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Charles Murray (author) H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 191 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Trite theme of Murray being a racist which has been done to death. Needs a fresh and original angle to be funny.--HolUp (talk) 00:58, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Overt advocacy and unfunny. Murray is controversial and it should be easy to have the encyclopedia writer misinterpret or botch Murray's points, even mistaking them for racism, provided the goal is playfulness rather than condemnation, as it is here. See Larry Kudlow. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:14 15-May-17
  3. Deserves an article, but none of this is good. Burn it and start again. --Oblique (talk) 02:51, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
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Asian Nazis H T D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 191 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article is attracting cruft today because this article does nothing but invite it. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:29 15-May-17
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Soviet Britain H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 139 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Alternate history cruft.--HolUp (talk) 04:49, May 17, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Styling a country or political subdivision as a Soviet republic is so trite that How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid has begged authors not to do it for years. Casting Britain as a Soviet republic here is chock-full of allegory about actual (past) British politicians. The Soviet strategy guarantees that any "humor" will be heavy-handed. Spıke Radiomicrophone22:29 17-May-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Silliness is usually a good thing, but not here. --WeatherUnderground (talk) 23:53, May 22, 2017 (UTC)
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George Lucas (nobody) H T D Survivor

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 123 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A lame, inferior rehash of Chuck Norris (U.S. accountant).--HolUp (talk) 21:26, May 17, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's cute yes, but it's also a bit underachieving and largely irrelevant. Deleting this would pave the way for a better article. --WeatherUnderground (talk) 14:51, May 20, 2017 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. By The Thinker in 2007, an article on a mundane nobody despite his famous name. We don't need a ton of these, nor any more knock-offs of Nobody cares or AAAAAAAAA. The one I post-edited is Justin Beeber. Those we have now all cross-reference one another via nav-template {{Not famous}}. This one has a comedy strategy — different from the others — and achieves it. It's cute and should not be deleted just because it isn't best-in-class. Spıke Radiomicrophone22:26 17-May-17
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Russophilie H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 117 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wacky Disease article by Philippine problem child 50 Years of Victory!. No, sprinkling in Cyrillic characters doesn't make it funny. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:39 18-May-17
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I agree with Spike. --WeatherUnderground (talk) 14:55, May 20, 2017 (UTC)
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