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The goal here is to improve the quality of Uncyclopedia, not to win a vote. You can edit a page during a vote. You can flip your vote if the page improves or if other voters convince you.

To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read about how the previous vote(s) went.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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  • Edit the section for the article in question.
  • To vote, start a new line at the end of the delete= or keep= section, beginning with #. This creates a numbered entry. Do not put a space before #. Increment the delnumber or keepnumber, whichever applies.
    • To post brief indented replies to a vote, start lines with #: with one or more colons; anything else breaks the numbered list.
  • To type a comment, start a new line at the end of the comments= section, beginning with * (as comments need not be numbered).
  • Votes with an explanation, and comments, are more helpful in analyzing the quality of an article.
  • ~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.

Do not delete any content without authorization. To change a vote, strike your old one and add a new one. Do not change other users' posts. At least 24 hours must pass before a nomination is closed or an article is deleted.

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Anti-God H T D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 1191 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Same thing as Bizarro Jesus; lists of reversals that break into paragraphs of reversals. Irritable of contents (talk) 00:07, June 4, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wacky Religion. Spıke Radiomicrophone18:24 4-Jun-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Dittoes.  EStop Easy button 10:23, June 16, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. The article appears to be going in several directions at the same time. A mess. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:18, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
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  • In 2010, Samsarachoi made this their single edit, adding The Epitome of the end of Religion.The original page had a huge see also list and had a section for the Kabbalistic definition of the Anti-God. The page creator Quidpronihilo, seems to have this as their only surviving page, and hasn't been active since the month they edited in 2006. This page definitely wasn't perfect to begin with, nor has it ever seemed to be going any new directions since the first post. I think the in pop culture section is all that has really been improved that much, and it's a rather needless section to have, just to mention a John Carpenter film with even less notability than Disney's Operation Dumbo Drop; and that Sin City was an alright movie. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:27, June 4, 2016 (UTC)

Conservapedia: The game H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 1144 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Soapboxing. Instructions on how to troll and vandalize another website. Written to inform more than entertain, except to the extent that spray-painting a bridge abutment entertains. Spıke Radiomicrophone22:58 5-Jun-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "the Liberal places true information into political and historical articles" - totally no bias to be found here. ConCass2 (talk) 10:36, June 16, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is an article that makes perfect sense for RationalWiki, but not uncyclopedia. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:21, June 17, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Recruiting readers to vandalise another site shouldn't take place on a satire wiki. Expert 3222 17:46, July 17, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.  EStop Easy button 07:23, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
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  • If this goes, than so should the featured article HowTo:Annoy Richard Dawkins. Quoting Pope Francis and the history of William Tyndale and the English bible are less vandalism than the suggestions on the Dawkins list. Although from what I've heard of Conservapedia, history is as forbidden an art as geology, evolution and fossils. Irritable of contents (talk) 04:06, June 6, 2016 (UTC)
    I must respectfully disagree. They are completely different. The Dawkins article is outlandish, which is not the same as instructions on how to vandalise another site. ConCass2 (talk) 10:36, June 16, 2016 (UTC)

Techneta H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 938 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The remaining article in the SuperSkye personal story arc (we voted to keep the original). Spıke Radiomicrophone12:55 14-Jun-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete.  EStop Easy button 09:33, June 16, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:21, June 17, 2016 (UTC)
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Actually, there's still Kaptainskye. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:43, June 27, 2016 (UTC)

Count Dooku H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 812 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. NAMBLA, Faggotmatch.com, Assrape. Emperor Palpatine isn't important enough for a page so I don't know why this is a page, and he's already has an entry on CIS. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:39, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crufty and pointless. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:13 20-Jun-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.  EStop Easy button 11:22, June 21, 2016 (UTC)
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Northstar H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 812 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lots of rape, "phoenix inside her cunt" "Slave Nigger Island" and gay jokes, for a mutant no one remembers anything about other than that he is openly gay and Canadian. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:39, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Slave Nigger Island" enough said. Juku Ren (talk) 18:51, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Believe it or not, it has been cleaned up since its creation in 2009. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:15 20-Jun-16
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Expert 3222 18:01, July 17, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.  EStop Easy button 07:25, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
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Sabertooth H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 812 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. From Goatman chris. "Dirty hippies, the wolverine was twitching away on the ground, all crazy, like an epileptic." Criminal record is a repetitious list. The last major addition was in 2007. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:39, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Almost no actual content, especially if we eliminated the Rap Sheet on the grounds it is listcruft. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:19 20-Jun-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Expert 3222 18:14, July 17, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.  EStop Easy button 07:26, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
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HowTo:Join The Internet Wrestling Community H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 805 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just awful. The subject is an Internet "community" not this one, the motive is fanboyism, and the texture is lists, epithets, and cruft centering around masturbation. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:10 20-Jun-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crap! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:15, June 23, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Dorks and faggots". Unlike Cosplay, this mentions no actual forums or fan conventions, and most of the jokes aren't actually about the fans. Professional wrestling redirects to World Wildlife Fund, yet, like a music genre, PW is broad enough and has enough intricacies to be an article, just not this one set up as a Howto list. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:11, July 11, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Expert 3222 18:18, July 17, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Counted out.  EStop Easy button 07:28, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
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Nega-Pope H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 781 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. To go with Anti-God and Bizarro Jesus; random and listy. From Dr. Mosegris, stopped in 2010; basically the same as Anti-Pope. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:35, June 21, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Articles on anti-memes are worse than articles on memes, especially when they are this bad. Spıke Radiomicrophone03:23 21-Jun-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Incomprehensible gibberish. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:28, July 7, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not funny at all. Expert 3222 18:32, July 17, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.  EStop Easy button 07:30, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
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Guns N' Roses H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 475 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Article's intro gave me an Appetite for Deletion. The rest of the article merely confirmed it. Badly written rant utilising many of the forbidden techniques. ConCass2 (talk) 19:36, July 3, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Assume nominator means "band that...fucked Mick Jagger in the asshole till he screamed like back in 1567 times." This unfortunate start could be improved if it were the problem. But the rest of the article merely confirms it. A fanboy celebrates his band by, well, writing about sex. At the end was a toilet pun of literally every song they have ever recorded; I deleted that. It doesn't matter. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:51 4-Jul-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Could've been funny i think, but it's not really. --Moonhead42 (talk) 05:29, July 21, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Immigrants n' faggots"; it could be good if replaced from scratch though. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:23, July 22, 2016 (UTC)
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Syaoran H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 285 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. List of short sections of repetitive jokes about a kawaii bishie shota, after the first paragraphs about undergoing drugging and forced gender reassignment surgery. Kinda obscure given neither Card Captor Sakura nor Chobits have a page. A cross between the Cross-dressing and X is gay pages; which need cleanup. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:11, July 11, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not notable, and not funny. Spıke Radiomicrophone18:31 11-Jul-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Have absolutely no idea what this is about. Good comedy is required to make the article stand up for those that do not know the subject.  EStop Easy button 07:40, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
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Uncyclopedia Research Division H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 193 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Navelism, "invent something nonexistent and talk for ten minutes about it." Nothing links to this. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:45 15-Jul-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A lot of wacky figures and mysterious history. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:23, July 22, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Memeage.  EStop Easy button 07:43, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Navelism. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:16, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
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Computer shop H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 193 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A Filipino creation with no strategy except swears, Tagalog humor, and lists. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:49 15-Jul-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Someone really doesn't like computer shops. --Moonhead42 (talk) 05:05, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Shitty, Chuck Norris. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:23, July 22, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.  EStop Easy button 07:47, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
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Upper Peninsula War H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 141 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny hoax copied from Wikipedia. I thought Uncyclopedia was place for writing funny stuff, not containment area for Wikipedia hoaxes. Expert 3222 17:21, July 17, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Indeed, as I said during the first VFD vote on this, in 2010. Spıke Radiomicrophone17:23 17-Jul-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.--Moonhead42 (talk) 04:12, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. There's many longer lasting Wikipedia hoaxes to choose from, not just one that lasted 13 days. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:01, July 22, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.  EStop Easy button 07:48, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
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Samsung Philippines R&D H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 82 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I didn't find anything funny in this article other than exaggerating device's specs. Felt almost like it was Wikipedia article. Expert 3222 03:33, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Moonhead42 (talk) 04:10, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Numerous problems: Bad English in the Intro will convince readers it's not worth their time; stubby History has no humor except a nonsense number; the rest is employee fan-fiction; the ending is history-of-the-future, dated, and already past. Spıke Radiomicrophone04:36 20-Jul-16
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:01, July 22, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Can't see the satire in this article.  EStop Easy button 07:51, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
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  • {{VFD}} added and clock reset. Spıke Radiomicrophone04:37 20-Jul-16

HowTo:Go to Washington From Texas (Guide) H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 68 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Article that is essentially a guide without any humor elements added other than "Note", but I don't think it is enough. Expert 3222 18:52, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article's Work in Progress tag is a home-brew job that always keys off the current date. In other words, it pranks Admins into thinking that work is ongoing. Spıke Radiomicrophone19:40 20-Jul-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:01, July 22, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stupid, not funny.  EStop Easy button 07:54, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
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HowTo:Really really really piss off Bizzeebeever H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 68 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I am of opinion there shouldn't be vanity like this, especially in mainspace. I can understand in-jokes, but I don't enjoy articles about pissing off someone I don't even know, even if it's done just for fun. Expert 3222 19:06, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Fallen-away former Admins should be cyberbullied on their user talk pages, if at all. Spıke Radiomicrophone19:36 20-Jul-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Belongs on the other site, where B is still an active admin. No need to keep it here. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 19:57, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Fuck ChiefjusticeDS hits most of the same marks but is featured. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:01, July 22, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.  EStop Easy button 07:57, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
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X3 H T D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 40 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Title isn't a parody, nor the actual title; lots of parenthesis and incomplete sentences, a specific time code also shows up for screen capping along. "I-have-no-nuts", "except the Mormons who was" "his index finger pointing at the black colored pawn that looked like a penis", "Trouble with the Man" section should be about Fox not Disney, as they bought Marvel 4 years after this film. Unlike Star Wars, the X-Men movies aren't notable or terrible enough to get their own individual or collective pages; most of the major criticisms are just that hardly anyone gets any screen time because there's like 2 dozen characters, and that the movies fail to faithfully adapt elements from the comics, like Phoenix (3), Stryker (2), and their more recognizable classic costumes (1). That and I guess Wolverine and Storm switched height. Irritable of contents (talk) 22:33, July 21, 2016 (UTC)
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From 216.16.232.98, editing stopped 4 years ago, and theirs only 21 total edits. Irritable of contents (talk) 22:33, July 21, 2016 (UTC)


Ron Weasley H T D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 18 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Hermione rightfully doesn't have a page, even though she has more dialogue. This sex comedy about slash fic manages to bring up basically everything except scat and BDSM. Says it's about a band. I don't mind this being a page but it needs to be rewritten. History doesn't seem to suggest this was ever good. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:41, July 22, 2016 (UTC)
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