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The goal here is to improve the quality of Uncyclopedia, not to win a vote. You can edit a page during a vote. You can flip your vote if the page improves or if other voters convince you.

To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read about how the previous vote(s) went.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages)

To vote to delete or keep an article
  • Edit the section for the article in question.
  • To vote, start a new line at the end of the delete= or keep= section, beginning with #. This creates a numbered entry. Do not put a space before #. Increment the delnumber or keepnumber, whichever applies.
    • To post brief indented replies to a vote, start lines with #: with one or more colons; anything else breaks the numbered list.
  • To type a comment, start a new line at the end of the comments= section, beginning with * (as comments need not be numbered).
  • Votes with an explanation, and comments, are more helpful in analyzing the quality of an article.
  • ~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.

Do not delete any content without authorization. To change a vote, strike your old one and add a new one. Do not change other users' posts. At least 24 hours must pass before a nomination is closed or an article is deleted.

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Real Coca-Cola H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 456 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete.I copy it to Coca-Cola.User:071058s[[1]]
    Reverted. The {{Merge}} tag means merge, not concatenate creating a mess. Spıke Ѧ 15:08 30-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The New Coke/Coke Classic fiasco is a fine candidate for our treatment; by comparison, what is Real Coca-Cola and who would look for this page? Invents a product, tells us how vile it is, and nags the reader to avoid it. Useless. Spıke Ѧ 15:08 30-Mar-15
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Goatman H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 333 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Kakun casts Goatse as a superhero (the connection is also made on the Wikipedia disambiguation page). Except for a tiny unfunny bit of Cunt Humor, any humor here is not ours. Spıke Ѧ 17:33 4-Apr-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The goats shall perish. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:47, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. That's enough about goats. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:38, April 7, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I love goats; they're my favorite bovines! However, this article has very little to do with these majestic cetaceans, and it also isn't funny. The preceding unsigned comment was added by CarnassisChaosbringer (talk • contribs)
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1901 Uncyclopedia Supreme Symposium Spectacular at Buffalo, New York H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 268 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's well written, however it is of a made-up event, lacks humour and is full of quite a few random tangents to the article. Not sure we need it. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:30, April 7, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote “She’s the one getting fucked in her ear” A 2007 effort by Prettiestpretty not to make Uncyclopedia history, nor even to chronicle it, but to fabricate it out of memes and ramble. Spıke Ѧ 20:56 7-Apr-15
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Other War of 1812 H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 246 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An article on a made-up war full of random jabs at American and British politicians complete with made-up statistics and a lack of maturity. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:13, April 8, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nominator's article was saved from VFD by Anton199 based on a George W. Bush initial quotation which at this point is a waste of time (likewise, the next quote, that some war history site malfunctions; who cares?), also by Aleister who does not want anything to be deleted. Stereotypical Intro and next-to-null first section warn reader that author was not trying to write about anything. Spıke Ѧ 10:50 8-Apr-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Another Wacky War we can do without. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:25, April 12, 2015 (UTC)
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Fist H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 175 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny since 2006. Begun by someone who does not speak English and maintained by vandals. Spıke Ѧ 08:14 11-Apr-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Since the writer appears to be confused between 'fists' and 'flirts'. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:30, April 12, 2015 (UTC)
    The someone who does not speak English was not that confused; that was the work of one of the vandals. Spıke Ѧ 04:26 15-Apr-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. ^What they said. CarnassisChaosbringer (talk) 03:40, April 14, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Needs to be euthanized. Jonny appleseed (talk) 23:30, April 17, 2015 (UTC)
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PT Kereta Api Indonesia H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 95 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The only contribution of Yafie Achmad Raihan (2013). Not English. Not funny. Spıke Ѧ 16:15 14-Apr-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Also not humor (I might have missed something, but there appears to be no attempts at humor in the article.) CarnassisChaosbringer (talk) 19:30, April 14, 2015 (UTC)
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Men in Black H T D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 24 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Amuses author at expense of reader, instead of amusing the reader. Uses typography instead of humor. Not to be confused with the entirely different Men In Black, to which it should be redirected. Spıke Ѧ 15:11 17-Apr-15
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Spam (electronic) H T D Survivor

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 0 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A page in the cutesy "style of the thing it's about," namely, unreadable stupidity. Spıke Ѧ 15:30 18-Apr-15
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