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The goal here is to improve the quality of Uncyclopedia, not to win a vote. You can edit a page during a vote. You can flip your vote if the page improves or if other voters convince you.

To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read about how the previous vote(s) went.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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To vote to delete or keep an article
  • Edit the section for the article in question.
  • To vote, start a new line at the end of the delete= or keep= section, beginning with #. This creates a numbered entry. Do not put a space before #. Increment the delnumber or keepnumber, whichever applies.
    • To post brief indented replies to a vote, start lines with #: with one or more colons; anything else breaks the numbered list.
  • To type a comment, start a new line at the end of the comments= section, beginning with * (as comments need not be numbered).
  • Votes with an explanation, and comments, are more helpful in analyzing the quality of an article.
  • ~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.

Do not delete any content without authorization. To change a vote, strike your old one and add a new one. Do not change other users' posts. At least 24 hours must pass before a nomination is closed or an article is deleted.

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Good Electricity and Bad Electricity H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 453 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A tiny bit of pseudo-intellectualism. Might fit on Illogicopedia. Spıke ¬ 14:04 12-Oct-14
  2. Agreed. I'll stick it there right now. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 18:36 12 Oct 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not funny. ConCass2 (talk) 10:13, October 29, 2014 (UTC)
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  • It's well written. I'm inclined to leave it, so that it may pleasantly surprise those who stumble across it. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:19, October 22, 2014 (UTC)

Arsene Wenger H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 405 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I am nominating this to try to achieve improvements to, not deletion of, this article on the football manager by some editor Over There. I am not even sure whether getting thrown out of a cinema relates to anything. As it stands, the initial and recurring theme is Pedo/Anal/Rape/SexWithBlackMen Humor. Spıke ¬ 13:17 14-Oct-14
  2. Can't we just delete this? I don't see anyone stepping forward to help. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 21:32 18 Oct 2014
    We can and will, if we prevail in the vote. Spıke ¬ 01:27 19-Oct-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Something I could work on but this existing article is crap. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:58, October 26, 2014 (UTC)
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  • I'm not sure what's supposed to happen here, but you might be interested in this slightly more sanitary version. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 17:36 14 Oct 2014
    It is much cleaner, but it is also from 2007, and presumably omits comedy based on news in the last seven years — I assume there is some. Is there a Brit in the house who would like to do a merge? Spıke ¬ 18:11 14-Oct-14

Laptop H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 292 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Obnoxious teenagers who talk to their parents like shit were caused by laptops. This article begins with the premises that laptops are useful for viewing porn and are 'three dimensional magic box[es]', then goes on to discuss... essentially nothing. It has been almost the same since it was rewritten in 2007; prior to that, it wasn't much better (It is project with much effort, but it not marketable and usable. Then he exploded.). I have a replacement at User:Llwy-ar-lawr/Laptop. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 06:34 19 Oct 2014
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Intro also has a list of memes and a junk acronym; pointless Section 2 is overwhelmed by illustrations; then nothing but listcruft until the trite finale: Laptops are actually alien lifeforms. Proposed replacement is not ready.... Spıke ¬  10:47, 19 October 2014
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  • Detailed editing comments moved to replacement article's talk page. Spıke ¬ 17:04 19-Oct-14
  • Not sure if this is the right place to say this, but I've tried to follow your suggestions, Spike, and would appreciate it if you could have another look. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 20:08 23 Oct 2014

That Guy You Hate H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 282 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Gay humour. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:51, October 19, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A non-encyclopedic chat about no one. The title plus the template ("This page...is completely worthless") plus the Intro ("let's do some quality bitching about that little fucker") should keep the reader from reading further. Spıke ¬ 17:07 19-Oct-14
  3. Symbol delete vote I'm gonna tear off his Penis and use it as a toilet plunger. Yet more disgusting gay-bashing. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 18:47 20 Oct 2014
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Strangely, the profanity knocks back the humour and makes the article less funny. But the subject has potential for a good page and doesn't look like something thrown together by an anon in 5 minutes. ConCass2 (talk) 20:36, October 19, 2014 (UTC)
    You mean it has potential for a good page, but it isn't one right now? If it's not good now, it shouldn't remain in its current state. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 18:47 20 Oct 2014
    I mean it can be redeemed with editing, without having to rewrite the whole page. I just couldn't word it right. ConCass2 (talk) 20:29, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
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🔒 Short Circuit H D Oldvfd Archive

Score: 2 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 274 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. No redeeming qualities. Spıke ¬ 00:21 20-Oct-14
  2. With an article like this, I can't imagine that seeing the movies would make me think any better of it. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 18:55 20 Oct 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nothing but sex. ConCass2 (talk) 20:12, October 25, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I'm not a fan of humour about sex but the immature part of my brain did make me laugh while reading this and I can't vote to delete something that made me laugh so I'll vote to keep. We ought to cater for all humour types as long as it is a parody. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:06, October 22, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Just wondering of you've even seen the movies, Spike? --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 03:45, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
    I have not. I was not evaluating the movies. The Uncyclopedia page is a start-to-finish Anal Sex Joke. Spıke ¬ 12:12 20-Oct-14
  • Yeah, try watching them!--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 23:45, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
    No offence but... you are saying that the content of the movies somehow justifies the article's consisting entirely of sex jokes (and no, Spike, it's not just anal sex)? I can't really see that. Perhaps you could summarise the plot points you were parodying, for the benefit of us lazy bums who can't be bothered to watch the movies? -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 23:53 20 Oct 2014
    Actually nevermind--I read Wikipedia's article, and I really can't see either the value of turning it into one long sex joke or the attributes of the movie that inspired you to do so. Sorry. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 23:58 20 Oct 2014
  • I still recommend watching the movie so you know what you're reading about. I can't see any reason someone who doesn't know what an article is about would find anything funny about it if they don't get it. If that's the case, I could spend the next week adding VFD to so many articles on this site.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 09:41, October 21, 2014 (UTC)
    I know perfectly well what I'm reading about, as I said above. I could guess what the movie was about from your article, actually. There is nothing that can justify turning it into what you turned it into. Nothing. Besides, the article shouldn't require intimate knowledge of the subject matter to be comprehensible; if it does, and if many readers haven't got that knowledge, it probably shouldn't exist. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 13:38 21 Oct 2014
    Yeah cause alot of people just read random articles they know nothing about. My point is, it's not funny to you few people, yet the ones I showed it to found it pretty funny indeed. I just don't agree that the small majority of voters against something is able to rule out an article as being unfunny, just because it's not the type of humor they enjoy. So what it comes down to, is if it doesn't please you couple of people who have time to vote for peoples work to be deleted because you don't personally like it, that means it should not exist for those who do. right? I dunno, maybe it's non Australians not getting Australian humor? Too bad there is no Uncylcopedia.com.au I guess.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 15:33, October 21, 2014 (UTC)
    Seems a large dollop of short pants to me but suggest you ask Frosty or PuppyOnTheRadio as they're from the Land of Oz for their views. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:15, October 27, 2014 (UTC)

Owl H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 251 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Wow, I just... don't even know where to begin. This article is almost entirely random nonsense; it barely has a concept--that of documenting and/or parodying the O RLY meme, which probably won't go over too well with some people here, and I'm not fond of it either--and that's only after I cut out a lot of it. Prior to my edits, it really was about nothing. A much more cut-down version may be found at User:Llwy-ar-lawr/scratchpad, which I'm still not too happy with (though you are welcome to say you want that as the replacement). I feel like we should have an article on owls, but I have no clue what it should consist of, and it's certainly not what we have now. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 23:30 20 Oct 2014
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nominator cleaned it up a lot, but it's still a ramble. Spıke ¬ 13:27 21-Oct-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:27, October 25, 2014 (UTC)
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Nude figure-skating H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 215 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A dumb ramble. Spıke ¬ 11:41 22-Oct-14
  2. Fails to live up to the wonderfully silly premise of being naked in a situation that so clearly calls for warm clothing. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 02:24 24 Oct 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Doesn't deliver. Defrost. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:00, October 26, 2014 (UTC)
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UnTunes:At First I Was Afraid H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 116 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The author is treating a tricky topic, because getting blocked on Uncyclopedia has been treated and re-treated by many different authors, successfully or not. (Consider UnBooks:The sad fate of the banned users who escaped into a Sock puppet or Hardwick Fundlebuggy's Prison Journal, for instance) Unfortunately, this article adds no humour value to dozens of other pages and isn't particularly funny, all in all. But it has good rhyme. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:10, October 26, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. No, it is Gaynor's original that has a good rhyme. This article reminds us that Christmas is approaching and, with it, marketeers' belief that tweaking a carol into a jingle is the world's least-heavy-lifting method of gathering a commission. (To be picky, he was actually blocked from Wikipedia, but documenting one's reaction is navelism, not good comedy.) To boot, author signs his work, and apologizes in-line for not creating an audio. Spıke ¬ 14:23 26-Oct-14
  3. This poem is so straight. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 15:49 26 Oct 2014
  4. Symbol delete vote Nope. ConCass2 (talk) 10:41, October 29, 2014 (UTC)
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George Foreman Lean Meat Fat Reducing Killing Machine H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 116 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Was linked to here from Alice in Chains, and as it turns out, lots of articles link to here as well. There may be some in-joke I'm not getting, but I'm not sure. ConCass2 (talk) 14:27, October 26, 2014 (UTC)
    The many links are because it is used in the template at the bottom of the article. If deleted, I'll fix that. Spıke ¬ 14:36 26-Oct-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Except for a goofy name no one will look for in any encyclopedia, the article offers little humor beyond the concept and a contrived acronym. Spıke ¬ 14:36 26-Oct-14
  3. This article is so bad, Uncyclopedia is going to take your name off it and toss it in the dustbin. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 16:24 26 Oct 2014
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Finland (Facts) H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 68 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A themeless and endless list of "facts," vanity, and inside jokes (including Finnish-language jokes) beckoning Anon like a Sandbox beckoning a passing cat. UN:LIST says that pages that are "nothing but lists" can be deleted administratively. (My recent enhancements reworded this rule but did not create the rule.) However, Rangeley created this lump of listcruft in 2006, so we ought to vote. Spıke ¬ 14:21 28-Oct-14
  2. I'm sorry, was there a point here? I seem to have missed it. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 10:04 29 Oct 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Some of the "facts" were funny, but they should be written (in non-bulletpoint format) into the article on Finland. ConCass2 (talk) 10:18, October 29, 2014 (UTC)
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The Who: My Re-Generation H D Featured Tag article

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 48 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Even though it's a featured article, it's an exact copy of much of the page on the Who. ConCass2 (talk) 10:38, October 29, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. The FA is in better shape than The Who, which I would vote to delete and redirect to the FA. Spıke ¬ 10:46 29-Oct-14
    I think it would be a better idea to paste the contents of the FA into the Who, since it is unnecessary to have. ConCass2 (talk) 21:44, October 29, 2014 (UTC)
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Think fast, douche-fag! H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 44 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The reader is a douche-fag. Haha! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:29, October 29, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Rants at the reader. Spıke ¬ 14:47 29-Oct-14
  3. Think fast, douche-straight, or we'll delete your article! -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 01:18 30 Oct 2014
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🔒 Nobel Peace Prize H T D Survivor Archive

Score: -2 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 44 hours
Delete (0)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Listy, quoty and not funny. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:30, October 29, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I rewrote the Intro and Anton199 and I have been slimming down the table. Already keepable. Spıke ¬ 17:42 29-Oct-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Nomination withdrawn I agree - it's keepable. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:51, October 29, 2014 (UTC)
Comments
  • Having just written Malala Yousafzai (and had a hand in Barack Obama), it might be good if this page became a sort of Disambiguation Page to our articles on actual award-winners. Failing that, it should be deleted as it is a huge list whose entries are name + wisecrack. Spıke ¬ 14:55 29-Oct-14

A Midsummer Night's Dream H D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 44 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The author was asked to fix this article, but he never did. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:38, October 29, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Currently a long list of characters with author's opinion about how crappy each is or how little anyone cares. Could Romartus attack this one? Spıke ¬ 14:57 29-Oct-14
    Could do.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:07, October 30, 2014 (UTC)

That time I was nearly raped by an Oscar Wildebeest during my sojourn in wherever Oscar Wildebeests come from H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 24 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sorry, Mhaille, but I really think the My sojourn formula here spoils the humour more than it benefits it. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:44, October 30, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Another copycat article from our Era of Imitation. Spıke ¬ 11:23 30-Oct-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Considering how many "my sojourn" have ended up in VFD since I've joined (and all have retardedly long titles), can someone explain what they are? ConCass2 (talk) 15:20, October 30, 2014 (UTC)
    I answered on your talkpage. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:23, October 30, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. The sojourn series is almost as bad as TYATU. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:05, October 30, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Sucks. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 03:29 31 Oct 2014
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Supergirl/classic/short H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 20 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't get the point of this page. We already have Supergirl and even Supergirl/classic. Also, not funny. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:36, October 30, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Cannibalism/mutilation Humor? Pages need subpages of subpages? Spıke ¬ 14:44 30-Oct-14
  3. We do not need to melt our readers' brains. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 16:02 30 Oct 2014
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Flush away. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:03, October 30, 2014 (UTC)
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