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The goal here is to improve the quality of Uncyclopedia, not to win a vote. You can edit an article during a vote to delete it. You can flip your vote if the article improves or if other voters convince you.

To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read why we voted to keep it, the last time.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question, or else the moderator may invalidate the vote. If adding {{VFD}} to an article already under vote, reset the 24-hour clock.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages)

To vote to delete or keep an article
  • Edit the section for the article in question.
  • To vote, start a new line at the end of the delete= or keep= section, beginning with #. This creates a numbered entry. Do not put a space before #. Increment the delnumber or keepnumber, whichever applies.
    • To post brief indented replies to a vote, start lines with #: with one or more colons; anything else breaks the numbered list.
  • To type a comment, start a new line at the end of the comments= section, beginning with * (as comments need not be numbered).
  • Votes with an explanation, and comments, are more helpful in analyzing the quality of an article.
  • ~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.

Do not delete any content without authorization. To change a vote, strike your old one and add a new one. Do not change other users' posts. At least 24 hours must pass before a nomination is closed or an article is deleted.

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Jackie Chan H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 1113 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stale Chuck Norris/anime jokes and no solidly funny comedy strategy.--HolUp (talk) 09:51, February 4, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackie Chan is already pretty hilarious on his own, and articles about humorous things are tough to do, but this could be rewritten into something less random, meme ridden and focused on anal penetration. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:45, March 4, 2017 (UTC)
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  • Stale and meme-based but slightly better than a red-link. Spıke Radiomicrophone23:44 6-Feb-17

Hugh Manatee H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 1074 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Advertisement for a proposed new meme. +Advocacy. On the site since 2005. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:50 6-Feb-17
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unimprovable (in the bad sense). --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:22, February 8, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Explaining the joke is not a good sign. Nothing sinks faster than trying to force a new meme, except maybe for an overused filler joke catchphrase. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:45, March 4, 2017 (UTC)
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Phil Selway H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 788 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A rather poorly written article about the drummer in Radiohead. Makes absolutely no sense. --WeatherUnderground (talk) 22:42, February 17, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Who He We don't need an article about the drummer in a band we only recently had an article on; "He's bald!" isn't funny, nothing else about the article is funny either. Spıke Radiomicrophone22:47 17-Feb-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Having to translate parts makes it more of a riddle than a joke, the bits that aren't random just say he's ugly and sad and little else. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:45, March 4, 2017 (UTC)
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RapeShield H Archive

Score: 4 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 741 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. In the form of a shouty advertisement, not an encyclopedia article. Relies entirely on Rape Humor. One of two testimonials, now deleted, was in the name of a person with no Wikipedia article, not even the one to which the article pointed. Reported by Irritable of contents via QVFD ("There's no redeeming value") but it must be voted on here. Spıke Radiomicrophone21:32 19-Feb-17
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The humor doesn't work and it's too off-color for my taste --WeatherUnderground (talk) 11:16, February 21, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Burn it to hell (no return ticket). --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:21, March 9, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. The tag line was pretty funny and I had high hopes coming into this but its not a wiki format. --Moonhead42 (talk) 03:23, March 13, 2017 (UTC)
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  • After googling the term "Rape Shield", this is an actual term for laws designed to prevent the introduction of evidence designed to smear the character of rape victims in order to discredit them, such as evidence of the victim's past sexual conduct. However, this article is not very funny because anti-rape devices do actually exist. Like this one. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Simsilikesims (talk • contribs)
  • Deleted. After 700 hours, I count this as 4 Symbol delete vote Delete votes plus one Admin stating "this article is not very funny." Spıke Radiomicrophone14:46 20-Mar-17

I'm a Gods Damned Tree, You Stupid Mamma Jamma! (band) H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 596 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. 2007 fanfiction by Departheid on a perfectly awful band. Unfortunately, it does the job with a perfectly awful article. Makes our claim of 30,000 articles fraudulent. Spıke Radiomicrophone23:01 25-Feb-17
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A list of generic bad reviews for a lengthy discography. "The same old crap". Irritable of contents (talk) 22:17, March 4, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. A 'This person/town/genre/band is crap' style article. Disband. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:31, March 9, 2017 (UTC)
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True Pain H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 573 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A True Pain to read. On the site since 2008, somehow. Spıke Radiomicrophone21:30 26-Feb-17
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. No good. --WeatherUnderground (talk) 17:45, March 3, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. This can go asplode. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:30, March 3, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Painful ramdumbo. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:25, March 9, 2017 (UTC)
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The mouse with a human ear on its back H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 457 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A boring biography that name drops the Geneva convention and calls out dirty hippies. The image of the Vicanti mouse would work well for Pinky and the Brain though. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:25, March 3, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author SimulacrumCaputosis (2006) takes a gruesome photo and babbles about it. "I know, it's difficult to grasp at first, but hang with me here." Fail. Spıke Radiomicrophone22:05 4-Mar-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ramblin' mess. Remove before I look for a mousetrap. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:27, March 9, 2017 (UTC)
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Xbox humper H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 457 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A poorly done piece of propaganda from the sixth generation console wars, focusing on FPS games Halo 1-2 and Gears of War. Dated and not very detailed, Vince Pacionee brings up nothing on google either. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:25, March 3, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Incisor like teeth that can retract into there gums. Reads like cyberbullying of Vince Pacionee (which, if you Google him, you get this article). Unfunny. Spıke Radiomicrophone22:10 4-Mar-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Seems a translation from somewhere else (Babble-lonia??)--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:28, March 9, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. The name itself sounds like something that should be voted for deletion. User: Starboard Travels 17:06, March 13, 2017
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Scientist H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 385 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Qwewqa's nomination for honors bombed. Irritable of contents said the only enjoyable section was How to Identify Scientists at a Party. I grabbed that and made an illustrated article out of it, at HowTo:Identify scientists at a party, to which Scientist should redirect. Spıke Radiomicrophone17:59 6-Mar-17
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It has a couple of other good lines but the article lacks overall cohesion. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:52, March 7, 2017 (UTC)
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China's Retard Extermination Policy H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 225 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Something I came across. Removed one pic but the article just goes on about 'retard' without any greater humour purpose.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:37, March 13, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Written to shock, not amuse; a cyberbullying magnet; no one but the authors will look for such a page. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:18 13-Mar-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wacky eugenics and snuff film rape. I'll spare you the rest of the red room recaps, as it's morbid even by ED standards. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:54, March 18, 2017 (UTC)
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Menlo School H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 213 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. We still don't want vanity articles on your grade school. Spıke Radiomicrophone22:21 13-Mar-17
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Uncyclopedia doesn't even have an article for Dartmouth. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:54, March 18, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Smells like a deprecated in-joke that nobody remembers anymore. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 00:06, March 20, 2017 (UTC)
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Spyro The Dragon H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 121 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The pictures consist of bland screen shots from the game and a list of levels with central comedic strategy being that Spyro is Hitler. "Some pretentious bull****." We should let this go the way of Crash Bandicoot, even though it has slightly more characterization to work with. Irritable of contents (talk) 17:54, March 17, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Macabre, listy, and crufty. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:20 18-Mar-17
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Encyclopedia H D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 113 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is a must have article that needs a replacement, I like the idea of them being for children and involving barbarian or wizards, or Encyclopedia Britannica as a naval vessel, though what I deleted is listy and the acronym and lengthy etymology make me think the strategy is just to be long. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:45, March 18, 2017 (UTC)
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