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The goal here is to improve the quality of Uncyclopedia, not to win a vote. You can edit an article during a vote to delete it. You can flip your vote if the article improves or if other voters convince you.

To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read why we voted to keep it, the last time.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question, or else the moderator may invalidate the vote. If adding {{VFD}} to an article already under vote, reset the 24-hour clock.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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To vote to delete or keep an article
  • Edit the section for the article in question.
  • To vote, start a new line at the end of the delete= or keep= section, beginning with #. This creates a numbered entry. Do not put a space before #. Increment the delnumber or keepnumber, whichever applies.
    • To post brief indented replies to a vote, start lines with #: with one or more colons; anything else breaks the numbered list.
  • To type a comment, start a new line at the end of the comments= section, beginning with * (as comments need not be numbered).
  • Votes with an explanation, and comments, are more helpful in analyzing the quality of an article.
  • ~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.

Do not delete any content without authorization. To change a vote, strike your old one and add a new one. Do not change other users' posts. At least 24 hours must pass before a nomination is closed or an article is deleted.

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China's Retard Extermination Policy H Archive

Score: 6 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 1012 hours
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Something I came across. Removed one pic but the article just goes on about 'retard' without any greater humour purpose.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:37, March 13, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Written to shock, not amuse; a cyberbullying magnet; no one but the authors will look for such a page. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:18 13-Mar-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wacky eugenics and snuff film rape. I'll spare you the rest of the red room recaps, as it's morbid even by ED standards. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:54, March 18, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Very low amount of humor. Expert 3222 14:15, April 21, 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Cack. Reads like a misguided dung-heap of unamusing nastiness. SIR MAC BOSWELL 21:23, April 23, 2017 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Humorless and morbid at best, a chore to read at worst. I come back from an extended absence to read this? Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 21:33, April 23, 2017 (UTC)
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Spyro The Dragon H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 907 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The pictures consist of bland screen shots from the game and a list of levels with central comedic strategy being that Spyro is Hitler. "Some pretentious bull****." We should let this go the way of Crash Bandicoot, even though it has slightly more characterization to work with. Irritable of contents (talk) 17:54, March 17, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Macabre, listy, and crufty. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:20 18-Mar-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Junior Uncyclopedia. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:31, April 2, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Reads nothing like an Uncyclopedia article, more a amateurish unamusing rant with unappealing lists. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  07:01, April 15, 2017 (UTC)
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Glenn Quagmire H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 550 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The only strategies are copying Family Guy's rape humor and random violence. Most of the pages for Family Guy characters majoritively suck, but this one has absolutely nothing in it worth keeping. An article titled HowTo:Giggity giggity, giggity goo, written in the style of a pick up artist manual by Quagmire might work slightly better, leaving a redirect. Irritable of contents (talk) 15:12, April 1, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Chock full of Rape Humor. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:23 1-Apr-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.I will go with the redirect as suggested. This article is junk. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:28, April 2, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Terrible. Expert 3222 14:19, April 21, 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Clearly written by a 12 year old fascinated with homosexuality and rape. Absolute cack. SIR MAC BOSWELL 21:27, April 23, 2017 (UTC)
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  • Deleted and not redirected, as the proposed redirect page doesn't exist yet. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:05 24-Apr-17

Waltz with Bashir H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 516 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The film Waltz with Bashir is vaguely alluded to in what is otherwise a page consisting of parts of episodes of South Park set in hell. Irritable of contents (talk) 00:50, April 3, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Fan-fiction of no interest or amusement to anyone looking up the film. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:57 3-Apr-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Distinctly third hand material. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:41, April 22, 2017 (UTC)
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Clare GAA H T D

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 281 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I wrote the article and I would like for it to be removed from Uncyclopedia. Thanks The preceding unsigned comment was added by Seányg‎ (talk • contribs)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I read the article and I would like it to stay: Excellent writing, and its playful and funny approach to both the sport and to the "ginger species" is evident even to this non-fan (non-fan of footie, not non-fan of the Irish). It ends in stubby sections and a list and this might be remedied. Spıke Radiomicrophone20:02 12-Apr-17
    ~Symbol delete vote Delete. Personally I would like for the page to be removed. I hope that this can be respected. Thanks Seányg
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Chunky Water H T D Survivor

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 222 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Violates almost every rule in the Uncyclopedia comedy book. No satire, extensive lists, unfunny randomness and unsearchable. If there's a highlight it's the caption. Cack. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  07:12, April 15, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Recycle the electrons used for the making of this article.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:11, April 15, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author invents a concept, tells us what to think about it, and only then embarks on comedy: listy and mechanical. Oscar Wilde gives the punch line: the chunks are "POO". With luck, the reader won't get this far. Spıke Radiomicrophone11:17 15-Apr-17
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. And before anyone asks, no, I will not be a spokesperson for this product. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 21:40, April 23, 2017 (UTC)
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Gar H T D Survivor

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 184 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Completely lacking in humour. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  21:31, April 16, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. As I wrote in 2011: "Author can't quite make any point." Spıke Radiomicrophone21:38 16-Apr-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. It was saved last time with an author's promise. Expired. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:53, April 19, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Expert 3222 14:26, April 21, 2017 (UTC)
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  • Deletion survivor on a 5-4 vote. Spıke Radiomicrophone21:38 16-Apr-17
  • Reads like a unbaked idea someone once had who then wrote it down by mistake. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  21:31, April 16, 2017 (UTC)

The Chronic of Narnia H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 184 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Rambling, stale and written for the writers amusement. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]   21:36, April 16, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pun title; rambling, vulgar, and chatty Intro; no one will be able to digest the chunk of text that is Section 1 (larded up by Anon in 2006 shortly after it was created; but the Anon creator didn't care, and no one does, even now). So no one will arrive at the information on the sex life of "chiwawas." Spıke Radiomicrophone21:42 16-Apr-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Chronic. Yes, most definitely. No truer word said. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:55, April 19, 2017 (UTC)
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International Batman is Gay Day H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 135 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nonexistent holiday, prompted by innuendo and leading to — well, nothing. Spıke Radiomicrophone22:29 18-Apr-17
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. We'd never see this on Wikipedia. MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 23:19, April 18, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Expert 3222 14:28, April 21, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pants. SIR MAC BOSWELL 22:44, April 21, 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Potty pants. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:39, April 22, 2017 (UTC)
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Heartagram H T D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 62 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A wiffle waffle cack-fest. SIR MAC BOSWELL 22:40, April 21, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Somebody's diary entry from 2006. Nobody cares, not funny. Spıke Radiomicrophone22:49 21-Apr-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Besides getting picked for a mass page spamming attack in 2008, this page deserves oblivion. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:44, April 22, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Let's take this to Illogicopedia. MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 23:17, April 23, 2017 (UTC)
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Kitten plant H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 35 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. On the website since 2006. The only amusement is the self-amusement of creating a deliberately bad article. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:54 23-Apr-17
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jesus wept. SIR MAC BOSWELL 21:30, April 23, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Basically a stub which tries and fails to compellingly expand upon one of Uncyclopedia's more well-known in-jokes. Utterly pointless. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 21:47, April 23, 2017 (UTC)
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In Utero, for 9 months H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 16 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfocussed waffle heavily seasoned with gibberish. SIR MAC BOSWELL 21:38, April 23, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A nonsense riff from the randumbo article about André the Giant. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:56, April 23, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Quotecruft kills the party before it gets going; an article about a nonexistent album that no one is going to look up; one paragraph of nonsense numbers before it descends to a track listing (UN:LIST). Also: Rape, penis, breasts. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:07 24-Apr-17
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Obama and card stacking H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 15 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is a single idea not an encyclopedic article. The premise could be developed into something amusing, yet you'd still be stuck with a single idea and not an article. SIR MAC BOSWELL 21:51, April 23, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The notion that Obama excelled in figurative houses of cards could be applied to Obama-care, which at the moment is merely a redirect. The notion that he excelled in literal houses of cards is based on nothing and is not funny. Even if someone wanted to write about the land-mines built into Obama-care, you ought not start with the political thesis and then give the data (here, I think, Obama's relations with China), producing an article that promises to explain to the reader that Obama was a charlatan: Demonstrate, don't preach, and have funny and not persuasive be the obvious goal. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:13 24-Apr-17
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  • The concept could possibly be incorporated into one of the Barack Obama articles though I personally don't see any point. SIR MAC BOSWELL 21:51, April 23, 2017 (UTC)

Wigan RFLC H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 15 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Christ up a tree. Pointless. SIR MAC BOSWELL 22:03, April 23, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Admin Mhaille created this in 2005 and about all that has happened since is the dropping of the huge, unfunny list on it. The Intro is Testicle Humor and the meat is entirely missing. Plow it under. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:17 24-Apr-17
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  • …and not one reference to pies. The Wiganers will be upset. SIR MAC BOSWELL 22:03, April 23, 2017 (UTC)

Costa Coffee H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 1 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unamusing and uninspired, plus I have a superior replacement ready to go. SIR MAC BOSWELL 12:01, April 24, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Aye. The replacement did seem pretty superior. --Oblique (talk) 12:04, April 24, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Replace. Garden-variety disparagement, stereotype, and lists of nonsense by Benno briton from 2009. The very beginning is a textbook case of how not to do unattributed initial quotations. Nestled inside is a serious complaint about deceptive advertising, though the conclusion is funny and should be saved. The replacement is superior. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:09 24-Apr-17
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:39, April 24, 2017 (UTC)
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