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The results are in! After a Summer of two competitions dedicated to bringing more users in and ironically, in an Uncyclopedia style, ending up with a few users leaving, the PLS results bring it all to a close. Congratulations to Captain gull with his winning Stairs article. The challenge of writing an article on the topic didn't seem to trip him up and send him tumbling into the abyss of factual accuracy.
Userbase fluctuations - UnSignpost has noticed an increase in the number of regular users Uncyclopedia has recently. This is due to the return of three old Uncyclopedians to our shores. Users Xamralco, Llwy-ar-lawr and Nikau have returned.
UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140715 - this UnSignpost issue once again proves the First Law of the UnSignpost (The frequency of the UnSignpost is proportional, disproportional or is in no relation to the amount of things happening on Uncyclopedia, in a way that it always decreases in geometrical progression)
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