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[edit] Foreword by Paulgb

A picture is worth a thousand words. It can also make a good article into a very good article. If you see an article in sore need of a picture, request the image here. Surely someone out there has a digital camera and the 'shopping skills to generate original images? (N.B. copyright-related shenanigans apply when uploading pictures)

The idea of this page is that it is for photos that are original or photoshopped, or for getting help finding an image that adds a lot to a page. If you simply want an illustrative image that is already all over the place on the internet, use GIS [1]. I have this page on my watchlist, and I am sure that there are a few other people who have more PS skill than I do, so any request will probably lead to an image.

Also, since original content is better than just copying an image from some other site, if there are any images that are already uploaded but could have something added to them, post that up too. --Paulgb 09:55, 24 Mar 2005 (EST)

Contents 1 Foreword by Paulgb 2 Note from RadicalX 3 Requests 3.1 Request for Crucified train 3.2 Request for the Westbor-O's cereal 3.3 Image request for a diary scroll 3.4 Count yourself lucky, as I got another request for you: 3.5 Cock-Sucker 3.6 New request: Image request for the Pokemon Platinum box design 3.7 Can I have three phots please? A very nice request without the rudeness 3.8 Hello 3.9 Babies 3.10 Peppy 3.11 Illegal Pokemon Trading 3.12 explosion ninja 3.13 Badass Angel 3.14 Stormtroopers vs. Red Shirts 3.15 Image Request for User:Luetchfartist 3.16 Tallinn 2020 Summer Olympics bid Picture Request 3.17 Uncyclopedia:Store 3.18 Req: Reanimate Pentium 4 from a junkyard in China i4a

Archived Image Requests: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - 16 - 17

Note: Although RadicalX is Uncyclopedia's prize photoshopper, everyone is welcome and encouraged to help fulfill image requests.

Note: If nothing on this page tickles your creative fancy, check this Category for more pages which need pictures.

Note: This is image request. Be polite!

[edit] Note from RadicalX

Just a quick note for all you request makers. If I do an image for you and you see a way for it to be better, let me know! I'm willing to revise based on your vision. Seacrest out. --Strong RadX 21:54, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Yah, same goes for pictures I make. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 23:00, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

Same here, even though I haven't made anything worth 2 pence in about a year --LinkTGF 20:49, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

And a note from me: we try to pick up what we can on here, but be patient, we're busy, and can't respond to all requests straight away!

Also, this is really image request, rather than inspiration request. So please try to have an idea of the image you want in mind. If you ask for a specific image, it's easier to produce (or just to tell you it's not something we can do!). If not, you you may be waiting for a long time! (Or you may not). --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 18:49, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Recently, the requests seem to have been going slower than average. Don't be shy, make requests! Our Photoshops and GIMPs will get bored without you! Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 01:25, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Requests

New requests go on top!

[edit] Request for Crucified train

I have done an article on Isaac The Tank Engine that relies upon making a juxtaposition between a Thomas the Tank Engine Clone and the Passion of the Christ. I don't understand quite how it works either. What I'd like is a couple of pictures of Thomas the Tank Engine replacing the classic renaissance artistic renderings of Christ's last moments. Something like this or like this or [this. The main scene obviously would be Thomas on the cross, and as you could see the underbelly of what is essentially a toy being able to see a "made in china" stamp on there as well would be fantastic. Or of course you could say "How the hell can I visualise that let alone make it?" and tell me to do it myself. --Puppy On The Radio Bark! 23:14, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Request for the Westbor-O's cereal

I'm doing an article on a cereal called Westbor-O's. Can you make an image of a cereal please? The cereal box should have "Westbor-O's" printed on the box, with a picture of a cereal bowl full of wheat squares. The picture must also have Fred Phelps on it. Can you make it please? Thanks. | King Joseph® | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | | My Brute | 01:03, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Knocked one out for you quick with my substandard imaging program. It's not the best, but meh. --MeepStarLives 21:36, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Image request for a diary scroll

Hi, I'm doing an article on Albrecht Durer I'd be honoured if you could do an image that looks like an authentic leaf from a Renaissance diary, with a couple of diary entries on it (I'll send you the text if you're interested). --El Sid 11:01, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Hi, sure, I'd be happy to give it a try. Also, If you could also give me a link to a pic of the kind of page you would like it to look like that would be helpful. --^Dame 12:44, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Count yourself lucky, as I got another request for you:

This will be difficult, but can you make a photoshopped image of the Pokemon Platinum boxart in Arabic please? You can find the Pokemon Platinum boxart here to start you off. When you done my request below, can you do this one please? Yes, I'm trying to be nice here. So, what do you think? I'll give you the photo to start off: File:Pokemonplatinum-oz.PNG. Thank you. | King Joseph® | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | | My Brute | 03:28, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Cock-Sucker

Hello!Listen, in a very bad pun-like manner, I need a picture of a male, white person sucking on a rooster.It should also have the caption "SUCK MY COCK" in bold black.Thank you!--Bad Shroom 16:11, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Here ya go. Enjoy. --Asahatter (annoy) 13:57, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] New request: Image request for the Pokemon Platinum box design

This will be difficult, but can you make a photoshopped image of the Pokemon Platinum boxart in Arabic please? You can find the Pokemon Platinum boaxrt here to start you off. When you done my request below, can you do this one please? | King Joseph® | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | | My Brute | 07:48, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Put simply no. Your requests have been rude and when someone is nice enough to fulfil them you a) hound them for more and c)fail to use the pictures they have generated. Do you understand the fact that this is a wiki where people choose to contribute? --Asahatter (annoy) 22:21, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

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Can I have three phots please? A very nice request without the rudeness

I need three improved versions of these images please: File:Quiet Day.jpg and File:Pasketmaul's Yugumbigysenadori Stadium.jpg. First of all, a real stadium has a real actual jumbo TV screen, so it could be like watching a bloodbath. Secondly, I wanted the mushroom cloud removed, and the floor to be covered in concrete, splattered with real blood please. There should also be a realistic image of people riding elephants, not having badly drawn players riding cartoon elephants! Please, God, they look horrible! Thirdly, the words should be removed and there shoud be actual fires on the banners, as if you were burning a flag, please. Finally, I wanted the photo to have an actual electronic scoreboard that shows the team and the score please. And perhaps while you improve the images, can you make a better image of the logo as well, please? The logo looks lifeless, sadly. It needs some colour into it please. Any colour you want, but remove that horrible motto please, and replace it with "The Wide World of Pasketmaul is Noble", please. And be sure it's in PNG, please. PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! PICK ME! PICK ME PLEASE! | King Joseph® | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | | My Brute | 09:16, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Ok ok, fine. I'll try to do it. But you will have to wait till the end of the week cause I'm a bit busy at the moment and I already owe a few other people pictures. --^Dame 09:32, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, but you have gone against the politeness clause a few too many times now. --^Dame 13:05, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

You caught me on a day when I needed to draw something. Count yourself lucky, as you upset Sonje. The other requests are beyond me at present. --Asahatter (annoy) 17:22, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hello

Hi, please may I have some kind of image which shows a corn flakes packet, except instead of the words "Corn Flakes" it has "Corny F?" Be as creative as you like - it doesn't necessarily need to be just the words changed. Thank you very much in advance, and let's hope this works. Nameable • mumble? 18:28, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Hello? :( Nameable • mumble? 13:56, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, dude. I never saw this request before. It shouldn't be a problem. I'll get to it as soon as I can. --^Dame 14:17, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Ok, so I have a bit of time now but I've realized your request is a tad vague. Changing the text is simple but what is the pic for, I need a bit more information to know what to do with the rest of the box. Like what article is it gonna be for? --^Dame 11:20, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Babies

I wrote this thing but the current images aren't to my liking, they're there mostly to fill the gap. I could use some babies, diagrams of babies (maybe instructional "correct" and "wrong" ways to hold babies) and perhaps something based on the idea of how to change nappies in hazmat gear on a boy. If you can come up with something, please give it a go. Little Pink Sock 21:37, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Peppy

I need the picture of Peppy from Star Fox 64 that shows up when he talks to you in the game. I'm writing a random generator game based on Peppy quotes, and that image would add a certain element of authenticity. Thanks. -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project  02:04, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

• Here you go. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 17:20, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Illegal Pokemon Trading

I need a picture of two Pokemon Trainers.One should hand the other one a PokeBall and some cocaine, and the other should be smiling rather creepily or greedily.In more detail, there should be a white background.It's for Pokemon Island.Thanks, and HURRY THE FUCK UP have a nice day!--Bad Shroom 19:47, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Um, this is taking long.It doesn't have to be exactly like I describe it, but just make it related.Sorry.--Bad Shroom 19:03, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] explosion ninja

I need two animated .gifs. One, of a ninja in an old-fashioned courtyard, fighting samurai, with his pants down, and a shit-beam coming out of his ass, and then exploding. The other, I need a ninja with a rocket launcher, shooting shit at someone, and haveit hitting him and exploding. thanks Nobody19-I am SPECIAL 17:56, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Okay...um...wow....

Do you happen to have any source images or videos (from YouTube, preferably), that you have in mind? Something -- anything -- that I could work with? I can make you an animated GIF, but it would definitely help to have something to work off of, especially for a project so complex. -- KneeChee 21:14, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Badass Angel

Hello, I need a picture of a small, blue explosion behind an angel with something badass like biker gear or something.I don't know, something like that.Just put the caption "Try me." on top.Thanks!I really need this done.--Bad Shroom 22:32, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Should the angel be wearing biker gear or should it just be a generally bad ass angel? And what is the pic for? --^Dame 23:08, 4

May 2009 (UTC) 1.I'm not very artsy, but maybe both.2.I thinking about putting it on the Jesus, God, or Angel article.--Bad Shroom 20:17, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Stormtroopers vs. Red Shirts

I just noticed this article. I like the concept and it looks like a possible VFH if it's fixed up a bit. Step one, it needs a decent photo of a Star Wars stormtrooper and Star Trek redshirt engaged in the paradox of people who are easily killed meeting people who can't shoot straight.--    08:26, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

Something like this? Its deceptively difficult to find decent images of redshirts. Anyway, lemme know if this is ok or if you want something different. --^Dame 17:02, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Image Request for User:Luetchfartist

I need a picture of a chugger (charity mugger) (street fundraiser to those of you who are less streetwise) holding a clip board. but s/he has got to be covered in purple fur. and yellow spots. ok, maybe not yellow spots. also, it could possibly be reptilian with scales, instead of mammalian. thanks!

[edit] Tallinn 2020 Summer Olympics bid Picture Request

Hello, I am working on an old abandoned article of someone else's and have found the need for a picture. I need to represent that the Olympic Sailing facilities for the 1980 summer games (The sailing part was in Tallinn) have fallen into disrepair. So, could I have a picture of a dilapidated harbor or something like that, with a torn, stained Estonian flag flying? Be sure to include litter or other sign that these olympic facilities have seen better days. I look forward to seeing whatever you come up with. Yours Truly,68.84.241.81 19:24, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Uncyclopedia:Store

Needs lots of stuff but the main thing is a new front page picture. Currently we have the boring duo OS. I'd rather see some beefcake and cheesecake modeling a few of the shirt/hat products. Of course, summer is on the way in the northern hemisphere so it's a great excuse to get some tits involved (no, not Modus' birds). Take a look at the front page yourself and replace the nerds with a few tall, sexy figures to fill the space please.
Also, there will be new categories of merchandise. Some items already exist

• Internet Meme products (Shoop da woop calendar?)
• Uncyclopedia inside jokes (Mr Winkler is a fag T-shirt?)
• Board Games (Holocaust Millionaire for example)
• Software
• Apparel (The color selection is currently.......white......for potato-chopping laziness.....make it go away) Idea: A hate hate hat?
• Books (will be using UnBooks but would like to see some silly covers like "HowTo: Stop writing articles about Sonic and Pokemon")--    12:26, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

What ever happened to the "request new items" page? Like the new Store, but how're we supossed to help without our item submission page? Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 21:00, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

Have no fear. If you click on the Uncyclopedia store category you see (almost) the full briefcase. The numerous talk/submission pages is just another redundancy issue. nuttin' to worry about,nothing will be lost/trashed.--    21:05, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

The pic with the models... the text... red is too intense. And its too busy with the text over the photo. Perhaps if you put a plain white tab beneath the photo and put the text there it would look more like an advertisement. And use a colour that features in the picture. The logos look good though, I won't comment on the chauvinism... silly boys.--^Dame 22:09, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

You are correct but It'll do for now - while I wait for you show that photo up with a TALL, HQ pic of a sexy couple in Uncyclopedia garb that will fill the void. I'd rather put the 50% off ad elsewhere. I'm sure the bikini photo will end up somewhere after the front page. --    22:25, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

Don't worry. Am working on it as we speak. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 23:04, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

Have yet to brand the bikinis, but otherwise, is it good enough? Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 00:50, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Aaand... done. Lemme know if it can be improved. Bye! Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 01:30, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Personally, I love it. But I wonder whether it would look even better if those ladies wouldn't be all stretched out. -Sir Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 02:19, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Whoopsie!! I just noticed the two N's. Think we could go with "UncyclopediA"? Purty Please?--    11:24, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

I think I correctly removed the extra N... —Sir Sockpuppet Of An Unregistered User 11:48, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Req: Reanimate Pentium 4 from a junkyard in China i4a

A qfa'd article is in desperate need for friends multiple images in order to replace the old ones. Any addition is welcome except MS Paint'd doodles. -- The Colonel (talk) 10:45, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

no - it's NOT ok to contact this user with services or other commercial interests