Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Moment

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“All of us are in the gutter, but some of us only got here recently.”
~ Oscar Wilde

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the moment.(sigh) When am I off work. I got a family to feed. Except my daughter. She's FAT!!!

Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

• Be generally considered "new" or "n00by."
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have made a strong, noticeable presence on the site via writing, image manipulation, or continuous maintenance.

Nomination and voting process

You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Rather than going on a month by month basis, a nomination for NotM will remain active until one of the following happens:

• The total score for an individual n00b at the end of any given month is +5, at which stage they reach NotM status
• 30 days pass from the time of nomination and the score remains below +5
• Any nominee is banned for a time longer than 2 weeks.

At this time you may vote ONCE for a noob, but you MAY VOTE FOR MULTIPLE N00BS. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. All successful nominees will be highlighted on the main page the month following being granted award.

Only signed votes from registered users count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page
• Fancy template to put on your user page (once we make one)

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Moment Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores, but you might as well ask anyway. You never know your luck.)

Past Winners

Noob of the Month: Chronarion • RadicalX • Slackerboy • Mellomeh • Splaka • UtarEmpire • BobBobBob • Todd Lyons • Whywhywhy • MoneySign • Count of Monkey Crisco • Spang • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Nydas • Zombiebaron • Shandon • Procopius • Quira • Anyone • Braydie • Gneomi • Ben DeRoy • Contestant • RAHB • MichaelHax • Pigeon • ۞ • Dr. Skullthumper • Gerrycheevers • The UnIdiot • Jim Groovester • MrN9000 • AE • DJ Irreverent • Luvvy • Mightydandylion • YesTimeToEdit • Cheapinitreal • The Woodburninator • Mrmonkey72 • Rcmurphy • Multiliteralist • Nachlader • PaddyAtkinson • DrStrange • Tagstit • Guildensternenstein • Sonje • YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans • Clemens177 • Staircase • PuppyOnTheRadio • Sequence • Why do I need to provide this? • BlueSpiritGuy • Puffskein • Aleister • LisaKachold • HELPME • Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates • Tragicbooty • English peasant • MsuCarencro • John Lydon • NonchalantCaterpillar • Lordarcadian • Thatdamnedfollowspot • Tonillero • Mimo&maxus • Putthatknifedown • Cat the Colourful • Omnifluff • Rpm • Neopowell • TheHumbucker • Lockdandload • NoNamesLeft • Mattsnow • PoopManPoop • HauntedUndies • Mattityahu • Iwritewhatiwant • Featured User • PopGoesTheWeasel • Jonny appleseed • Vodkelpplant • Tasmania

Noob of the Moment: XDshempXD • Alpha Quintesson • Mockingbird ST • Gabriel Turner • MasterWangs • Ticklethekeys • Ice cream mafia • Ratfactor • Snippy • Sinner George • KMnO • Leverage • Sumone10154 • Kamek98 • CDPCCNAC • MagicBus • Fakehater • Murder Frog • Bill Melater • Equilateralperil • ScottPat

For full details, see Past Winners

Official nominations for June-July

Anton199 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 2

• Nom and For Anton strives for quality over quantity and this really shows in his editing. His articles and edits are hilarious, he has a warm, friendly personality, he contributes to VFH and VFD regularly and has done some of the best pee reviews I have ever seen. Sir ScottPat CUN VFH UnS NotM(talk) 06:39, May 22, 2013 (UTC)
• For. -- 07:12, May 22, 2013 (UTC)
• I can't decide between Anton and Moogle either. Am not voting at all to give even newer noobs the impression they could leapfrog these two, and because the whole awards scene is a distraction. It is heartening that Anton has found a web-home here, and amazing how well he does in a language that is not Russian. (My designation of this "Moment" as "June-July" is my guess as to the current pace of things, as I delegated the awarding of the last round and it never happened. A joint award this time is not out of the question.) Spıke ¬ 12:13 22-May-13

TheDarthMoogle (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 2.5

• Nom and ForDarthMoogle has written excellent articles and has contributed to VFH and VFD. He has written very helpful comments to people on talk pages/VFH and even helped me on an article when I didn't even ask him. This shows that he has a kind personality and can go far. (I can't choose between the two). Sir ScottPat CUN VFH UnS NotM(talk) 06:53, May 22, 2013 (UTC)
• For. -- 07:12, May 22, 2013 (UTC)
• See above under Anton. We would all know TheDarthMoogle a little better if he did not do so much of his howling-at-the-moon and asking of rhetorical questions at Uncyclopedia:Sandbox, where it faces quick erasure; but he is a welcome addition to the group. Spıke ¬ 12:13 22-May-13
• Apparently, I can vote for myself, but that's just silly. --TheDarthMoogle (talk) 16:01, May 22, 2013 (UTC)

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