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Welcome to the new and improved Imperial Colonization!

Please take a moment to read/tl;dr these rules and guidelines before starting.

Imperial Colonization is a usergroup that chooses a new article each week to improve. It's a sort of mass collab, kind of like Wikipedia's "Collaborations". We focus on articles that require immediate attention, as judged by, well, us. See, our philosophy is that if we spent some time improving the articles that casual readers are most likely to come in contact with or look up (such as Twilight, Barack Obama, or Wikipedia), more readers would stick around, make accounts, and become writers themselves. This is really about revitalizing the wiki, something we feel is a very noble cause.

Or something. Whatever.

Contents

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  1. Flyingfang
  2. glopso360


Please do not add your name to the "Meet our staff" list without first posting your name here. Also, please do not apply if you do not meet the new membership requirements.

After you've done that, add this template to your userpage. It's pretty, I know.

Once you've signed up below, you have an indeterminate amount of time (probably about two weeks) to contribute to the current colonization. Successful contributors will be rewarded with a space on the big board.

Meet our staff

Colonizer Score Rank Last Colonization
SysRq3AFADGreat Britain
Gerrycheevers9BLADGod
Sockpuppet of an unregistered user9FCOMGod
Optimuschris9FCOMGod
Joe93206FCOMGod
Thekillerfroggy6FCOMGod
Mahm00shA5FCOMYou
Zheliel4GCPTGod
Nameable3GCPTGod
Raliter3GCPTYou
Simsilikesims3GCPTWikipedia
An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays2GCPTGod
PuppyOnTheRadio2GCPTGod
YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans2GCPTSingapore
Tagstit2GCPTWikipedia
TheLedBalloon2GCPTWikipedia
Sonje2GCPTGreat Britain
Fluffbat1GCPTSingapore
Zana Dark1GCPTYou
CrabPope1GCPTGreat Britain
MrN90001GCPTGreat Britain
Judgement1GCPTYou
LongLiverh31GCPTYou
Miley Spears1GCPTGod
Binky The WonderSkull1GCPTGod
RaikonTeikoku0HLOB
Iwillkillyou3330HLOB
The Woodburninator0HLOB
Gnerry0HLOB
Siddhartha-Wolf0HLOB
Aladdin Sane0HLOB
Bad Shroom0HLOB
Why do I need to provide this?0HLOB
Matt lobster0HLOB

Imperial Colonization would also like to recognize the following retired members, who are always welcome back at any time, should their long-term laziness be miraculously cured:

Marching Orders

We've got a winner. Even though I nominated this one, I've really no idea how we should preceed. Not only that, but since I'm a fan I'm afraid I may be too close to this to come up with a concept that isn't fancruft. So I'm counting on you guys' help. -OptyC Sucks! Image:Icons-flag-us.png CUN19:33, 16 Sep

Current Colonization

The current Colonization is.
Transformers!


Get voting colonizers!

The current queue

Vote for any and all nominations you plan to participate in. Add as many nominations to the list as you like, within reason.

Past nominations can be found here.

Ireland

Score: +1

The end of the world

Score: +2.5

Kashmir

Score: +1.5
  • Nom and For. This article currently goes on a cycle of: 1)Indian citizen discovers article, changes everything to stuff criticizing Pakistan 2)Pakistani discovers article, changes all mentions of the word "Pakistan" to "India". 3)Different Indian discovers article, changes all of the "India"s to "Pakistan"s... And so on and so forth.--You know what the music means... Our time is up.15:28, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
  • Half For. I'm voting for because I'm voting for everything. And also I have a Kashmir sweater. Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 01:12, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

Cat

Score: +1.5
  • NF Another article hit hard by IPs. --C:\syndrome\_ 21:40, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Half For. This article needs delicate treatment. Some of this is great but it's buried in the cat box. I say if we do this let's not ignore it, but start with the article as is and majorly rewrite it. Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 22:39, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Emo

Score: +1.5
  • NF On of our most popular articles. Way too factual. --C:\syndrome\_ 21:36, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
I dunno, I rather enjoy it the way it is. It's one of our few entries done in an encyclopedic manner that's funny. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 21:48, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Half For. I said I'd vote for anything everybody wants to do, and if we want to do this I'll help. But really I think it just needs a few edits I don't think it needs to be destroyed repaired by us. And if you disagree I'll cry and talk about how horrible my parents are. Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 22:34, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Australia

Score: +2.5

Star Trek

Score: +2.5
  • nom and for Yes I just nommed Alan Moore, but then I seriously looked at Star Trek. Urp. Binky The WonderSkull 05:06, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Half For. I'm voting for everything because I'll help with anything. This is the show about Dr. Spock the baby doctor, right? Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 01:52, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • For Comment. (I now officially voted as I'm on the member list) I don't know if I can vote for, as I just applied. If could, this would be for Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Scotty, Sulu, Chekov, Uhura, Rand, the Enterprise and the Computer who married The Great Bird of the Galaxy.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  04:26, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
    To Binky and Miley: As this hasn't gotten the go-ahead yet, do you mind if I work on this on my user space? If you want to work on it too, that's fine, but if it's not something you really want to do, I'd like to do it. Please post a response here or on my talk page.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  22:45, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
    I don't mind I just voted for everything. Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 00:33, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Sorry, I should have put this here before. I was going to try to rewrite this for PLS, then ended up taking a while writing a new article so I never had time to work on this. So please feel free to edit as you will--not that I ever had any real say so over that anyway. Sorry about that.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  19:22, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

*Against I think it's ok as it is. Though I am biased. mattlobster. (hello) 12:06, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

  • I don't believe we vote against here, just vote for any article you promise to work on. But your opinion is appreciated.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  14:15, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
    Thanks ever so much for your appreciation. mattlobster. (hello) 14:24, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
    If this does go ahead I'll probably move what's currently there to a new title like 'Star Trek Behind the Scenes' or something similar as I want to carry on with it. mattlobster. (hello) 18:29, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

Alan Moore

Score: +2.5
  • nom and for Think Watchmen, V for Vendetta, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Lost Girls Binky The WonderSkull 04:49, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Half For. I'm voting for everything because I'll help with anything. I really liked him when he played James Bond. Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 01:54, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. (Now that I'm a member, I'm changing my comment to a vote) *Comment. Again, I don't know if I can vote yet as I haven't officially joined. But if I could, this would be for more Moore.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  04:30, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

Creationism

Score: +3
  • Jesus. -OptyC Sucks! Image:Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:34, 8 Aug
  • For. I'm voting for everything because I'll help with anything. I saw God. He's an article. Really this is my first choice. Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 01:55, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. (As I'm a member now, I'm changing my comment to a for) *Comment. If I could vote for, I would for an article about the evolution of creationism.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  04:42, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

Wii

Score: +1.5
  • for. this is badly in need of an overhaul, and it has tons of revisions. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:38, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Half For. I'm voting for everything because I'll help with anything. Wii is the sound you make when you're sliding down a slide, right? Or is this World War II? I don't know I missed that one. Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 01:57, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

===Transformers===

Score: +4.5

Eve Online

Score: +1.5
  • For. For being the coolest MMO I've ever seen, this is about the WORST MMO article I've ever seen. -OptyC Sucks! Image:Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:46, 22 Jul
  • Half For. I'm voting for everything because I'll help with anything. I know about Eve but didn't know she was using computers now. I guess she must use an Apple. Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 02:00, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

Bat Fuck Insane

Score: +3.5
  • For. It's a pretty good article, but I honestly think it's being edited too much, and needs some fine tuning. Gnerry 14:30, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Because Because Because... - Because of the wonderful things he does. Rbpolsen ♦ 18:18, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For Half For I'm voting for everything because I'll help with anything. Even though I don't even like the name of this article. Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 02:01, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
Really it's the article I least want to do, so I changed my vote to half a vote. Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 21:19, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Godly For. Too much IP slander.-Almost Sir Random Crap
  • As an aside, I trimmed a *lot* of crap out of this article this evening. It's down to something decent. Then I found this page. I think it's good enough as it sits, so long as somebody drops by once a week to give it a haircut.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   08:40, Tuesday 27 October 2009  

Thomas and Friends

Score: +4.5
  • For. It is an article that we need to have, because if we don't someone will create it, but it suffers from the Rape/Pokemon curse.     HMV t 02:58, 26/07/2009
  • For. Per above, if we don't somebody will create it, and badly. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:59, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Apologies if I am not yet allowed to vote (I just put my name on the waiting list, do I need to see a doctor first?)--El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais?
  • Half For. I'm voting for everything because I'll help with anything. I guess anybody who has friends deserves a rewrite. Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 02:07, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Against. Just not feeling wasting our time with this.--Almost Sir Random Crap
    Comment. I think you're supposed to be a member of IC before you vote. I see you applied, which is cool, but I think you have to edit an Imperial Colonization project, which we don't have right now, before you're really a member. But probably people won't care anyway. But I don't think we count no votes. You vote for if you will work on the article, and don't vote if you won't. Happy editing! :) Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 00:45, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. the opening picture is superb. The Rev W.H.Awdry would be proud. Wait, did I just see the words 'rape' and 'pokemon'? Ow. Plus I'm not an imperialist (some of by best friends are niggers) Myocardialinfarction 12:15, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
I don't believe votes of non-members are counted.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  00:40, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
I don't believe votes of non-members are counted.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  00:40, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
Vote restored. You're a member now. Be proud, and go forth and displace the natives!     Father WHY??? (confessions)  20:01, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

Gerry Cheevers

Score: +1.5

SysRq

Score: +1.5
  • N=F again, because. zh I hate me new sig 08:03 July 30
  • Half For. I'm voting for everything because I'll help with anything. I don't even know what language that is, but I can write in English! Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 02:03, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

Wikia

Score: +2.5

CSI: Miami

Score: +1.5

Successful Conquests

Here are some uprisings we have mercilessly quelled.

Featured Colonization: Al Gore
This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the
Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.


Colonization: Jew
This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating
the natives and furthering the goal of the empire.


Colonization: Michael Jackson
This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating
the natives and furthering the goal of the empire.


Featured Colonization: Great Britain
This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the
Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.


Colonization: Barack Obama
This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating
the natives and furthering the goal of the empire.


Colonization: Wikipedia
This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating
the natives and furthering the goal of the empire.


Colonization: Singapore
This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating
the natives and furthering the goal of the empire.


Colonization: You
This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating
the natives and furthering the goal of the empire.


Colonization: God
This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating
the natives and furthering the goal of the empire.

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