Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization

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Welcome to the new and improved Imperial Colonization!

Please take a moment to read/tl;dr these rules and guidelines before starting.

Imperial Colonization is a usergroup that chooses a new article each week to improve. It's a sort of mass collab, kind of like Wikipedia's "Collaborations". We focus on articles that require immediate attention, as judged by, well, us. See, our philosophy is that if we spent some time improving the articles that casual readers are most likely to come in contact with or look up (such as Twilight, Barack Obama, or Wikipedia), more readers would stick around, make accounts, and become writers themselves. This is really about revitalizing the wiki, something we feel is a very noble cause.

Or something. Whatever.

Contents 1 Hey, sign up here! (Membership requests) 2 Meet our staff 3 Marching Orders 4 Current Colonization 5 The current queue 6 Successful Conquests

Hey, sign up here! (Membership requests)

Just add your name below. (#{{u|Username}})

Please do not add your name to the "Meet our staff" list without first posting your name here. Also, please do not apply if you do not meet the new membership requirements.

After you've done that, add this template to your userpage. It's pretty, I know.

Once you've signed up below, you have an indeterminate amount of time (probably about two weeks) to contribute to the current colonization. Successful contributors will be rewarded with a space on the big board.

Meet our staff

Colonizer	Score	Rank	Last Colonization
SysRq	3	AFAD	Great Britain
Gerrycheevers	9	BLAD	God
Sockpuppet of an unregistered user	9	FCOM	God
Optimuschris	9	FCOM	God
Joe9320	6	FCOM	God
Thekillerfroggy	6	FCOM	God
Mahm00shA	5	FCOM	You
Zheliel	4	GCPT	God
Nameable	3	GCPT	God
Raliter	3	GCPT	You
Simsilikesims	3	GCPT	Wikipedia
An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays	2	GCPT	God
PuppyOnTheRadio	2	GCPT	God
YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans	2	GCPT	Singapore
Tagstit	2	GCPT	Wikipedia
TheLedBalloon	2	GCPT	Wikipedia
Sonje	2	GCPT	Great Britain
Fluffbat	1	GCPT	Singapore
Zana Dark	1	GCPT	You
CrabPope	1	GCPT	Great Britain
MrN9000	1	GCPT	Great Britain
Judgement	1	GCPT	You
LongLiverh3	1	GCPT	You
Miley Spears	1	GCPT	God
Binky The WonderSkull	1	GCPT	God
RaikonTeikoku	0	HLOB
Iwillkillyou333	0	HLOB
The Woodburninator	0	HLOB
Gnerry	0	HLOB
Siddhartha-Wolf	0	HLOB
Aladdin Sane	0	HLOB
Bad Shroom	0	HLOB
Why do I need to provide this?	0	HLOB
Matt lobster	0	HLOB
Flyingfang	0	HLOB
glopso360	0	HLOB
Happytimes	0	HLOB
Jacque grimhearse	0	HLOB
JohnSmith75	0	HLOB
Paul is the Walrus	0	HLOB

Imperial Colonization would also like to recognize the following retired members, who are always welcome back at any time, should their long-term laziness be miraculously cured:

• Colin "All your base" Heaney, GCPT, last seen during Al Gore
• GlobalTourniquet, GCPT, last seen during Michael Jackson

Marching Orders

We've got a winner. Even though I nominated this one, I've really no idea how we should preceed. Not only that, but since I'm a fan I'm afraid I may be too close to this to come up with a concept that isn't fancruft. So I'm counting on you guys' help. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:33, 16 Sep

Current Colonization

The current Colonization is.
Transformers!

Get voting colonizers!

The current queue

Vote for any and all nominations you plan to participate in. Add as many nominations to the list as you like, within reason.

Past nominations can be found here.

Successful Conquests

Here are some uprisings we have mercilessly quelled.

Featured Colonization: Al Gore This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Colonization: Jew This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire.

Colonization: Michael Jackson This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire.

Featured Colonization: Great Britain This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Colonization: Barack Obama This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire.

Colonization: Wikipedia This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire.

Colonization: Singapore This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire.

Colonization: You This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire.

Colonization: God This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire.