User:High Gen. Grue/GrueArmy

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Base of Operations


“...And now we live in the mausoleum of history. And yet, at some point we must remember what we are fighting for. Back when I was a n00b, I remember. I remember Uncyclopedia. I remember stories of a glorious website. Of veterans with articles that reached the highest regard. Of a humorous wiki, with vast seas of good articles. Of a people who created the myths of Benson everlasting. Of users, who, when they looked into the remains of deleted articles, saw the future of their home. And they hurled themselves into the void of infinibanning with no fear. They say our group has no future, only a past filled with vandals. And a future we can only dream of... ...Now, we forge a new Alliance. A new Alliance to guard the tomb of what is Uncyclopedia. For the hope lies that within its cold expanse we may find the salvation of our wiki...”
~ High Gen. Meganew, Leader of the Grue Army on the group's motives

“There is no sin except stupidity.
~ Oscar Wilde on vandalism

“The best of best at rogue fixing.”
~ Thekillerfroggy on The Grue Army
“We're the Grue Army. Impossible is our stock of trade.”
~ Andorin Kato on The Grue Army
“Hey, I am a captain! Do I get a ship?”
~ Uncyclopedian Again on The Grue Army
“Stop with the quotes.”
~ High Gen. Grue on Uncyclopedian's quote

For our cause, go here.
I want you 4

Join the Grue Army!


Choose a squadron, or two, or all.

Twin Suns Squadron(18th Twin Suns)

Job: Reverting Vandalism, Reporting Vandals, and Placing Crap on QVFD, VFD, and ICU

Blue Squadron(92nd Deputies)

Job: Breaking up destructive flame wars, unless on BHOP

Generic Squadron(107th Ravens)

Job: Dying in Y-wings Helping users with everyday problems

Magnum Squadron(70th Magnums)

Job: Managing the Army

Reserve Squadron(53rd Derelicts)

Job: Being ready to be called up to one of these squadrons


Job: Assisting the Grue Army during vandal outbreaks and stuff, but not joining

Good Cop, Bad Cop

Soldier: First rank when you join.
Heavy Soldier: When the user gets 5 plusses.
Corporal: When the user gets 20 plusses
Sergeant: When the user gets 50 plusses
Lieutenant: When the user gets 90 plusses
Major: When the user gets 160 plusses
Admiral: When the user gets 250 plusses
General: When the user gets 350 plusses
High General: When the user gets 450 plusses
  • Leoispotter:40
  • Magic man:567
  • Happytimes:0
  • Electrified mocha chinchilla:1
  • Fudgemobile:369
  • Iwillkillyou333:0
  • Socky:0
  • ComradeSlice:0
  • Lollipop:0
  • Cat The Colorful:0
  • Mimo&maxus:1
  • Meganew:2315
  • Flaminfinger13:23
  • Aleister in Chains:1
  • JebusCryst:0
  • Poiz:80
  • Dancing dude:0
  • Aimsplode:0
  • Vox:0
  • TheSlyFox:96

Tips for New Users needing help


Even as little blocks, we will protect you.

  • If you want to keep your article from being ICU'd, QVFD'd, or VFD'd place {{contruction}} on your article. Or you can make a user sub-page like User:<insert name here>/Article WIP.
  • If you need help, you can go to The Help forum, or this place. Please follow, and read the link in BIG LETTERS.

Other ways to get help include:

Asking a Grue Army member (We won't eat you, don't worry.)
Bribe Ask an sysop. They might know.
Try IRC, or the dump, a few users are willing to help you there.
  • If you would like other's opinion on your articles, send a request in Pee Review.
  • A good place to ask for help on spelling and grammar is Ceridwyn's proofreading service.
  • Before editing, read HTBFANJS, BGBU, and many others. The more, the better your article's chances will be.
  • If you want to vandalize, the Grue Army will come upon you, DESTROY your edits, and report you to Ban Patrol for banning. If you would like to report a vandal, go here.
  • If you would like to be educated by an experienced user, ask about being adopted. Go to Adopt-a-noob although I like to think of n00bs as "New users." Go to Uncyclopedia:AAN/Adopters to see a list of people wanting to adopt.


Need help? List your username here! We'll come to help!

Report section:Vandal modus operandi

Report all vandals that you find (if you want) here. Please add a description of what they are doing. Old ones that will be back may as well be placed here as well, just to help people identify socks. When reporting users report them as {{User|<username here>}} and IP's as {{IP|<IP address here>}} and remember to sign your post. Once a vandal's activity has ceased for over 3 months, he may be removed from this list.

UPDATE: Please specify what you believe the threat level of the vandal is. There are currently 4 threat levels:

Class A: Major vandal, has lots of sockpuppets, vandalizes lots of pages, seems to never take a break.
Class B: Same as above, but is using less sockpuppets or most have been banned.
Class C: Minor vandal, has a minimal amount of sockpuppets, blanks pages or does annoying stuff and won't listen to rebuttals.
Class D: Annoying Vandal, has a varying amount of sockpuppets, doesn't really vandalize much with them, blanks one or two pages with each before they're banned.

  • Gomphog - This user is really stupid, recreating deleted articles, and using a lot of unimaginatively named sockpuppets. Look for users with a name ending in -omphog, as those are normally his. He is a minor nuisance and considered a Class D threat. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 00:52, November 10, 2010 (UTC)
Update: Vandal level upped to Class C, as he has recently come back as several IPs, including and --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 17:35, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
Another upping to Class B, considering his personal attacks and reverts of my edits. He is currently attacking Romartus' talk page. His IP range has been confirmed to be from 78.140.XXX.XXX to 78.150.XXX.XXX. High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 20:51, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
Reduction to Class D, as he hasn't really done much in the way of vandalizing. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 16:17, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
New sources: I looked at his contributions and, OMG. He blanked several pages!!!!
Fuck Angela Beesley because she is an illegal blocker because she block people forever abusively and also does not want assaulthead to come back

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New sources: this n00b also blanked Judas Priest after the March 2011 attacks. Walmartchinaflag Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits) This user vandalized Template:Bat Fuck Insane. Walmartchinaflag Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag

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