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1 Featured articles
- 1.1 2009
- 1.2 2008
2 Runners-up

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Here you will find a list of the very best Uncyclopedia has to offer. Below are articles that have been featured on the front page, or almost featured on the front page, and various articles considered to be among the best on Uncyclopedia.

You may also wish to see the voting page for more articles.

You may also want to check out the Top 10 articles of 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008.

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2009

2001: A Space Odyssey (15 October)
21st Century Nazis (7 March)
AIDS (Space Program) (10 May)
Abnormality (1 February)
Abraham Lincoln (15 November)
Akira Kurosawa (14 June)
Al Gore (5 March)
Albanian interpretationalist cinema (29 May)
Alec Baldwin (23 November)
Alfred Hitchcock (15 April)
Allahakbarries (27 February)
Amanda Steele, Action Cop (28 February)
Andrei Tarkovsky (18 April)
Antbortion (5 June)
Archery (22 October)
Ark of the Covenant (18 September)
Assassins from the future (30 January)
Aunt Ginny’s Saturday afternoon lunch at Bob Evans (20 June)
Baldrick (1 April)
Balloon Animals (15 June)
Barack Obama's Teleprompter (12 September)
Billy Graham (21 June)
Billy Mays (22 January)
Boer War (25 June)
Bomb Shelter (16 February)
British Moon-landing (19 June)
Brooke Shields (4 September)
Brothel (24 January)
C-3PO (13 June)
Cactus (16 April)
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (6 December)
Cardboard Box (23 February)
Carnies (15 December)
Category:My sojourn (20 January)
Cheerios (8 August)
Childhood: an essay (1 July)
Chuck Norris (U.S. accountant) (8 January)
Chutes and Ladders (24 August)
Classical Satire (22 December)
Claude Debussy (3 June)
Clementine Attlee (14 August)
Colin Powell (14 February)
Confession (Catholicism) (17 January)
Cops Confused at Celtic Carnage (21 November)
Corn Flakes (7 August)
Creationist Views on Australia (19 February)
Crescendo (4 August)
David Lynch (25 March)
Dear Diary (7 June)
Disorganised crime (13 September)
Douche (29 March)
Dragon Warrior (8 April)
Drill sergeant (18 February)
Driving in Bucharest (16 March)
Dune (27 January)
Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition (25 July)
Dwight D. Eisenhower (23 March)
E. E. Cummings (26 September)
EDSAC (1 March)
Economic Collapse Barbie™ (10 April)
Edvard Munch (6 January)
Elevator (13 February)
Failure University (27 June)
Fake announcer voice (6 August)
Fan service (12 July)
File sharing (26 October)
Firefly (23 August)
Five tough life lessons I wouldn't have had to learn if I had listened to Flood by They Might Be Giants (31 July)
Flash Gordon (28 September)
Free lunch (26 May)
Frida Kahlo (19 December)
Frostbite: A Christmas LP (24 December)
Gas tungsten arc welding (18 October)
Gazelle (15 May)
Gemeentevervoerbedrijf (2 October)
George W. Bush's Weekly Presidential Address: Week of January 25th, 2009 (12 February)
Give a shit (28 January)
Godzilla (4 July)
Godzilla vs. Vaginus (11 September)
Gonzo journalism (6 November)
Great Britain (25 May)
Guide to a Postmodernist Art Exhibition (22 August)
History of Google (6 May)
History of New England (2 July)
HowTo:Be A Damsel In Distress (31 January)
HowTo:Be An Honest Crook (24 May)
HowTo:Be Homeless in America (1 December)
HowTo:Be a Douchebag (4 April)
HowTo:Breathe (20 August)
HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle (7 May)
HowTo:Fix the Economy (15 February)
HowTo:Get Over Jenny (14 April)
HowTo:Pick The Perfect Turkey (26 November)
HowTo:Subsist on an all-OREO® diet for the rest of your life (20 March)
HowTo:Survive a Baby (7 July)
HowTo:Write Good (24 March)
HowTo:Write Serj Tankian Lyrics (5 May)
HowTo:Write a Stephen King Novel (18 July)
Humphrey Bogart (22 July)
Hydrogen (23 April)
Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (13 April)
Hypochondria (10 March)
I ate your Haagen-Dazs (16 December)
I will never forget (21 December)
Ingmar Bergman (20 April)
Inland Empire (21 March)
Intelligent Mathematics (5 December)

Isaac The Tank Engine (10 September)
James Bond (character) (19 March)
Jamie Lynn Spears (19 November)
Jesus Christ, who brought that guitar? (19 January)
Jesus stole my girlfriend (21 August)
Jim Jarmusch (8 July)
Joe Namath (20 July)
Joseph Conrad (2 May)
Judaeo-Palaeontology (14 October)
Julius Malema (14 December)
Karl Lagerfeld (12 April)
Kingfisher (8 May)
Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters (19 May)
Kosher Nostra (9 August)
Lady-Gardening (26 June)
Lateral Thinking (17 October)
LazyTown (16 July)
Leprechaun (23 December)
Let Someone Else Do It (15 August)
Lord Sauron (31 March)
Love (7 November)
Lyre (28 August)
MF DOOM (9 April)
Make Poverty History (16 January)
Marble Madness (23 September)
Mastodon (9 September)
Matter (17 December)
Metal Gear Solid (25 February)
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (28 March)
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (22 May)
Microsoft Knowledge Base (25 November)
MonsterQuest (3 November)
Mrs. God's blog (10 July)
My visit with Aunt Myfanwy (1 January)
Neurotic (26 March)
Number Bases (6 September)
Nursery (27 May)
Orion (12 August)
Oscar the Grouch (1 June)
Pat Garrett (9 June)
Perestroika (28 June)
Peter Rabbit Reanimated (20 September)
Peyton Manning (12 June)
Pie Chart (24 February)
Pile of Enormous Socks of Genoa (8 December)
Pious Christians Against Shellfish (18 August)
Plankton (5 October)
Plink (11 April)
Poetry (26 January)
Pointless Paradox (21 February)
Pre-decimal British coinage (5 January)
Printer Ink (20 February)
Prison Break (17 June)
Private Eye (8 March)
Psyché (1 September)
Punk Floyd (19 August)
Queen Elizabeth I (3 December)
Quentin Tarantino (27 August)
Red Lobster (20 May)
Rich Uncle Pennybags (3 October)
Roak Band - Teutonic Invasion (30 September)
Robert Shaw (12 May)
Rod Serling (11 November)
Rogue States (10 October)
Rush Limbaugh (CPAC speech) (14 March)
Samuel L. Vacuum (13 October)
Scary Movie (21 January)
Scatomancy (11 March)
Scrub typhus: the geographic distribution of phenotypic and genotypic variants of Orientia tsutsugamushi (28 April)
Seal Clubbing (11 May)
Sergio Leone (5 August)
Sherlock Holmes (11 August)
Six Hats (10 August)
Snow White (18 June)
Snuggie (2 January)
So you thought that using the Euro as currency would be all fun and games? (15 March)
Space Invaders (30 July)
Star Trek Online (26 February)
Stereotype (28 November)
Stone the Israeli Tank (28 July)
Strategic Stereotypical Australian Reserve (3 May)
Street Fighter (10 November)
Sun Bee (21 October)
Tapheselachophobia (16 May)
Teabag everything that moves (26 April)
Telephone pole (4 October)
Test Match Special (16 August)
The Asylum-Seeker's Guide to Visiting McDonald's (12 October)
The Bourne Pottery Class (2 June)
The Dice Man (26 August)
The Doctor (19 September)
The Duke of Edinburgh Award (4 December)
The Fast and the Furious (film series) (12 December)
The Fat Girl (29 July)
The Female Drivers' Guide to the Road (American Version) (9 January)
The Great Gig in the Sky (2 August)
The History of the Atom (5 September)
The History of the Decline and Fall of Uncyclopedia (29 October)
The Jesus Laws (2 December)
The O'Reilly Factor, Tuesday May 13, 1865 (11 October)
The Pilgrim Fathers (20 December)
The Pirate Bay (30 November)
The Popularity of War (23 July)
The Prisoner (US Remake) (12 November)
The Rubens Diet (17 September)
The Who: My Re-Generation (16 October)
The defense rests, your honor (3 January)

The fact that you don't want a poodle (27 April)
Third-wave feminism (17 November)
Tool (band) (3 August)
Topaz (31 October)
Tradesmen (25 April)
Trogdor the Burninator (21 April)
UnBooks:A Conoisseur's Guide to Dishes on Endangered Species (2 September)
UnBooks:A Day In the Life of Armond White (22 June)
UnBooks:A Guide to the American Roadside Attraction (29 April)
UnBooks:American History! (9 May)
UnBooks:An Authentic Journal of Travelers on the Oregon Trail (3 September)
UnBooks:DIY and Carpentry Tips by Jesus Christ (8 October)
UnBooks:Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden (15 July)
UnBooks:Gone Fishing (29 November)
UnBooks:Great Abridged Pop Songs (24 June)
UnBooks:Hospital (29 January)
UnBooks:Hot Japanese Girls - Colourblind or Unable to Speak English? (2 March)
UnBooks:Insipid Sentimental Women's Novel (8 November)
UnBooks:Jonathan Livingston Chicken (29 August)
UnBooks:Michael Phelps Makes Me Sick (26 July)
UnBooks:So Your Wife Wants To Become A Minister (And Other Solutions To Your Daily Problems) (25 January)
UnBooks:The Autobiography of Jesus of Nazareth (3 July)
UnBooks:The Digital Divide (15 January)
UnBooks:The Lost Introduction to Walden (3 March)
UnBooks:The Nearly-Chaste Mormon's Guide to Quitting Masturbation (21 July)
UnBooks:Travels Through the Tropics (9 March)
UnBooks:Uncyclopedia Brown and Wikipedia Brown solve the mystery of the missing smugglers and their hidden cave or something (11 June)
UnMovie Review: Watchmen (with special guests, the Watchmen) (22 April)
UnMysteries:The Mysterious Affair at the World War Two Convention (24 September)
UnNews:2008: Year in Review (12 January)
UnNews:Australia says "You just don't understand our humour!" (2 November)
UnNews:Beethoven isn't deaf, he's just ignoring his girlfriend (8 September)
UnNews:Chuck Norris on secularism: the single greatest threat that America has ever faced (6 March)
UnNews:Dinesh D'souza on the real problem with Newtonism (5 April)
UnNews:Free in-app commerce is a go on iPhone, oldest profession first to capitalize (27 October)
UnNews:H1N1 OVERBLOWN BY MEDIA!!!!! (7 December)
UnNews:I Am Not An Al Gore Denier - Richard "Dick" Lindzen (17 March)
UnNews:Is the Government doing enough to appease the Sun God? (14 July)
UnNews:Jim Carrey to star in Liar Liar 10 Year Anniversary Edition (4 January)
UnNews:Johnnys a big poopy (24 October)
UnNews:Louisiana Governor brazenly taunts volcanoes (18 March)
UnNews:Man wakes up (17 February)
UnNews:Man who claimed to have found God arrested for wasting police time (30 October)
UnNews:Michael Jackson dies! Also Farrah Fawcett (29 June)
UnNews:Obama overturns Bush stem cell policy; plans clone of himself (30 March)
UnNews:Obama shamelessly pushes liberal agenda on schoolchildren (25 October)
UnNews:Obama unveils education reform plans (24 April)
UnNews:Point-Counterpoint:Is Obama smart to bring back the era of big government? (4 March)
UnNews:Political extremism on the rise in animal world (1 May)
UnNews:Protests erupt as Australia braces for Aimee Mann concert (16 September)
UnNews:Recession forces Santa to relocate (13 January)
UnNews:Recession now affecting time itself; one hour lost Sunday (12 March)
UnNews:Spector leaves Republican Party: They're not who I am anymore (8 June)
UnNews:Stop dressing like whores, you whores! (20 October)
UnNews:The God Interview (13 July)
UnNews:Vampire hunter confused by ancient writings (22 March)
UnNews:Wolverine hits the big screen (13 May)
UnPoetia:An Atheist's Eulogy (27 September)
UnPoetia:The Best Damn Tape Measure in the World (9 November)
UnScripts:An interview with an Egyptian taxi driver (4 June)
UnScripts:HMS Potatore (13 August)
UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012 (5 July)
UnScripts:Les Misérables, Abrégés (14 September)
UnScripts:Pixar: An Introduction for Uncyclopedians (30 August)
UnScripts:Song of the South (23 January)
UnScripts:Star Wars (2010) (17 August)
UnScripts:Starsky and Hutch (16 November)
UnScripts:The Creature of Planet Cheese (17 May)
UnScripts:The Device (28 May)
UnScripts:The Rapid And The Ragey (21 May)
UnScripts:Trapped at Sea (17 July)
UnScripts:Unromantic Comedy (6 June)
UnScripts:Waiting For Godot 2: Waiting With A Vengeance (4 November)
UnScripts:X-Men Origins: Wolverine (15 September)
UnScripts:steal Bank Customer Service training video (28 October)
UnTunes:All You Motherfuckers Are Gonna Pay (19 October)
UnTunes:I Like Cats (The Other White Meat) (10 June)
UnTunes:Still Hurting (6 July)
UnTweets:George Peterson (9 July)
UnTweets:Mr McElroyLand! (14 May)
UnTweets:Osama Bin Laden (14 November)
Uncyclopedia Madness (24 July)
Unfomercials:Uncyclopedia Krazy Kemistry Set (23 May)
United States presidents with ridiculously accentuated facial features (1 November)
Unquotable:Keanu Reeves (16 June)
Vietnamese dong (13 March)
Vortex (10 December)
What I did on my hols (25 August)
Why?:Do a Pee Review (14 January)
Why?:Don't You Get a Job? (18 May)
Why?:Don't we do it in the road? (25 September)
Why?:Hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times (7 April)
Why?:Is my molten steel bill so high? (10 January)
Why?:So Serious? (7 January)
Why?:Watching a marathon of House, M.D. while you're sick is not a good idea (3 April)
Why?:Wear clothes 3 sizes too small (6 October)
Wikia Inc. Corp. Ltd. (31 August)
Wild Bill Hickok (11 July)
World Wildlife Fund (27 March)
World of Warcraft (19 July)
Writing (23 June)
Xanax (27 July)
Yellow (1 August)
You should talk about ponies - A letter to Bill Richardson (17 April)
Youth (11 January)

2008

A Guide to Snark Hunting - An Edwardian Gentlemen's Companion (16 October)
A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid (3 January)
A-level (3 November)
Academia (4 January)
Al Capone (20 April)
Alien vs. Predator (11 January)
All of the Above (10 March)
America (2 March)
America is the best!!! (15 June)
American Dream (24 March)
Andy Rooney (28 November)
Ant (12 April)
Are you colour-blind? (24 September)
Art That Looks Like Nothing (18 August)
Awkward Conversation (23 July)
BBC Wireless 4 (27 November)
Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905 (8 January)
Battle of the Sexes (16 April)
Battleship Potemkin (19 May)
Begging the question (28 August)
Break Up Letter (14 January)
Bubble Wrap (4 June)
Bucephalus (2 October)
Campaign Leaflet (14 April)
Canadians: A Retrospective (30 November)
Cell biologists are cooler than molecular biologists (14 October)
Charles Lindbergh (9 March)
Cis-zeatin O-beta-D-glucosyltransferase (6 June)
Color Me Badd (10 September)
Conservapedia (14 March)
Consolation Prize (17 June)
Creepy (29 October)
Creepy guy who lives across the street (20 October)
Custom Degrees (9 May)
Cyanide (27 April)
David Bowie (9 July)
Defender of the Clown (8 May)
Democrazy (21 May)
Dishwasher (8 June)
Double Entendre (27 September)
Drugs (28 March)
Dude (19 February)
EPIC FAIL! (13 February)
Edward the Gibbon (25 March)
Enid Blyton (5 November)
Erogenous Zones and Difficulties in Overcoming Finding Them (24 June)
Eurovision Song Contest (24 May)
Everything is great (4 August)
Examples of Bias in Conservapedia (3 March)
Faggot (6 October)
Ferdinand von Zeppelin (18 May)
File 8AO4F: The God Case (4 March)
Fish Puns (24 October)
Fourth Wall (20 June)
France (8 October)
Fuck the world (7 June)
G Rated Talking Animal Movie (5 April)
Game:Oliver Twist (10 May)
Gemini (6 September)
Gerry Cheevers (7 October)
Get Some Mortgage (4 October)
Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart) (19 August)
Goldfish (26 September)
Goldilocks and the Three Bears (13 July)
Golf War (13 December)
Grim Reaper (21 October)
Guinness Brewmasters (23 June)
Harry S. Truman (23 May)
Hillyard & Brickman Corporation (30 March)
Hippies (4 July)
Homing pigeon (31 March)
Hong Kong Feng Shui (28 January)
Horatio Hornblower (11 March)
Hot indiscriminate sex (18 July)
How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show (30 August)
HowTo:Be A Supervillain (18 September)
HowTo:Become Stupid in 21 days (26 April)
HowTo:Boil an egg (22 September)
HowTo:Drive a train (16 September)
HowTo:Get Around In A Fighting Tournament (30 June)
HowTo:Hear a Picture (5 January)
HowTo:Hotwire a car (20 September)
HowTo:Learn Guitar (22 July)
HowTo:Love me (15 November)
HowTo:Mail a Letter (1 January)
HowTo:Play the Skin Flute (31 January)
HowTo:Pronounce Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (2 June)
HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis (12 October)
HowTo:Show your appreciation for the band Led Zeppelin (20 March)
HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On (3 August)
HowTo:Win an Argument (26 October)
HowTo:Write A Funny Band Article (14 June)
HowTo:Write An Article That Stands No Chance Of Featuring On Uncyclopedia (4 September)
HowTo:Write the Great American Novel (19 July)
Humanity: A Retrospective (12 January)
Hyperdrinking (21 March)
I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation (9 January)
I lost your pet ferret (21 February)
If you loved THAT, you’ll love THIS (17 February)
Igor (20 December)
In Confidence We Walk: Upton Sinclair's Keynote Speech to the National Writer's Consortium, 1943 (1 March)
Insomnia (6 July)
Interpretive Death (29 September)
Iron Maiden (18 December)
Isaac Newton (26 August)

J'accuzzi (27 October)
Japanese High Schools (13 June)
Jerry Falwell (15 May)
Jew Claw (2 August)
Jimmy the Cowboy (27 December)
Just pennies a day (23 February)
Kitty porn (30 May)
Lake Spooky (27 March)
Laura Ingalls Wilder (3 September)
Lewd Acts of the Apostles (14 August)
List of people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway (26 March)
Lysol (20 August)
MSN Messenger's Guide to Manners, Proper Behavior and Slapstick (2 May)
Main Page (1 April)
March of the Penguin Brothers (24 February)
Marie Curie (22 February)
Marijuana (28 October)
Megadeth (16 August)
Melville the One Trick Pony (24 July)
Michael Bay (13 November)
Miles Davis (13 May)
Misquoting Jesus (13 April)
Mordor Jalapenos (5 May)
Mousetrap (25 September)
Much Ado About Nothing (26 January)
NASA (23 October)
Necrophiliphobia (15 July)
Observational Comedy (7 November)
Otter (15 April)
Pacific War (24 January)
Paradise Inc. (29 April)
Paris Hilton (18 March)
Pawnography (16 December)
Perfect Disaster (10 June)
Physics Act of 1707 (24 August)
Physics doesn't exist, it's all about Gnomes (9 December)
Playstation 4 (17 August)
Please delete this page (19 March)
Polish Inquisition (29 February)
Pond Whales (5 August)
Pontius Pilates (22 October)
Pop Bomb (9 June)
Pre-Market Economy (7 May)
Prince and the Revolution (11 April)
Pripyat River (15 August)
Public service announcement (3 June)
Pyromaniac (4 May)
Rafael Nadal (22 June)
Rashōmon (17 October)
Regent University (14 September)
Robert Mugabe (26 July)
Robin Hood (9 August)
Romance novel (5 December)
Rough Pubs (14 February)
Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament (25 April)
Rule of Three (9 October)
Sania Mirza (22 August)
Sarah Plain and Tall (7 August)
Scat (14 May)
Schindler's Listcruft (12 July)
Scrawlings of The Artist as a Young Drunk (22 March)
Selective Inbreeding (15 March)
Spontaneous Combustion (21 July)
Star Wars (Japanese Opera) (28 May)
Status Quo (21 April)
Stoner High School (2 April)
Taft Punk (30 July)
Thanks for buying our product! Now, fuck you. (29 July)
The Bunfight at the OK Corral (18 October)
The Critique of Pure Reason (21 September)
The Daily Show (30 April)
The Dog Dies at the End (3 May)
The Gathering Horror (21 August)
The Incredible Adventures of MS PAINTMAN! (19 September)
The Men in Blood-Stained Overcoats Who Stay Out of Sight, Waiting For Just the Right Moment (5 October)
The Millennium (22 December)
The Muffin Man (23 March)
The Old Country (16 June)
The Phallic School of Architecture (21 June)
The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia (11 September)
The Siege of Bordeaux (28 February)
The white guy in All-4-One (1 June)
Thermopylae (18 January)
Thomas Aquinas (29 January)
Thomas Hardy (2 January)
Thou (2 July)
Threads Of Our Existence: Excerpts From the Secret Writing Journal Of F. Scott Fitzgerald (23 April)
Titshugger Penishead McFucknutter (16 March)
Tony Visconti (28 April)
Traditional Values (26 June)
Truthful Vending GmbH (18 February)
Turing Duck Test (11 June)
Two Humps (16 July)
UnBooks:A Day In The Life Of A Redirect (10 July)
UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion (14 July)
UnBooks:An Uncyc Ban Diary (13 October)
UnBooks:Backstreet Abortionist's Handbook (20 July)
UnBooks:Beep (10 August)
UnBooks:Captain's Blog (27 August)
UnBooks:Fischer Price (21 January)
UnBooks:Frédéric Chopin's Guide to Better Lawn Care (5 September)
UnBooks:Gone With d' Wind (15 February)
UnBooks:Great Abridged Literature (21 November)
UnBooks:Ill Met By Moonlight (7 July)
UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul (30 January)

UnBooks:Life as a 4⅝ Year Old (25 February)
UnBooks:My New Life as a T-Rex (5 June)
UnBooks:Official Informational Guide to the 2008 Beijing Olympics Games (6 March)
UnBooks:One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged) (8 July)
UnBooks:Polar Express (11 October)
UnBooks:Ronnie James Dio's Big Book of Nursery Rhymes (1 October)
UnBooks:Surgical Phone (22 January)
UnBooks:Tarquin Middleton: My Battle with Depression. (11 May)
UnBooks:The Frogs (6 August)
UnBooks:The Last Little Pig (7 April)
UnBooks:The Night I Slept with Björk (3 July)
UnBooks:The Tale of Captain Petey Widdershanks Blunderbub Shaleweather Monkeyturtle Johansen III, Buccaneer Extraordinaire (13 March)
UnBooks:The True Story of: Jimmy and the aliens; based on a true story (7 March)
UnBooks:The secret diary of Andrew Murray, aged 20¾ (29 June)
UnBooks:Travel Guide For All Countries (5 March)
UnBooks:USA ROCKS! (1 May)
UnBooks:Vincent Van Gogh's Things To Do on a Rainy Afternoon (6 January)
UnBooks:Who Killed God? (8 September)
UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not (6 May)
UnMovie Review: The Dark Knight (7 September)
UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies (28 July)
UnNews:"Hungry Hungry Hippos" celebrates anniversary (8 April)
UnNews:"WWJD?" leads to unfortunate end for local layabout (19 November)
UnNews:Aftershock from Chinese earthquake knocks over American glass of water in "major tragedy" (29 May)
UnNews:Apocalypse-expecting cultists come out from cave (17 May)
UnNews:Area 51 opened to public (29 August)
UnNews:Astronauts starting to suspect no one is coming for them (23 November)
UnNews:Cancer is racist (11 November)
UnNews:Corrections (30 September)
UnNews:Dewey Defeats Obama (9 November)
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UnNews:Infomercial finally convinces area man to pick up phone, call now (25 October)
UnNews:Irish voters get it all wrong (18 June)
UnNews:Joe Schmidt "only good driver in the world!" (18 April)
UnNews:John McCain calls for War on Bears (15 September)
UnNews:Man forgets 9-11 (12 August)
UnNews:Massive stadium brawl breaks out over contemporary solipsist philosophy (6 April)
UnNews:Militant atheist decides her car keys never existed (7 December)
UnNews:Movie character fails to heed helpful advice (3 October)
UnNews:Nature Now Rated NC-17 (25 June)
UnNews:New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released (31 December)
UnNews:OJ Simpson found guilty, sentenced to fifteen years in a resort hotel (29 December)
UnNews:Obama selects cabinet, still undecided on bookshelf and coffee table (3 December)
UnNews:PBS facing lawsuit after The Count's televised drunken profanity (19 June)
UnNews:Presidential candidates devote all remaining funds to one voter (19 October)
UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds from cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron' (8 August)
UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop (20 January)
UnNews:Something Wicked This Way Comes (24 April)
UnNews:Strange "white stuff" falls from sky, America baffled (13 January)
UnNews:Study reveals 1 in 4 teen girls has an STD; America congratulates teen boys on sexual exploits (17 March)
UnNews:Survey on apathy cancelled due to lack of interest (12 March)
UnNews:The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants angry about misrepresentation in movie (23 September)
UnNews:Tobacco picketing found to be addictive (7 January)
UnNews:Washed Up 70's Rock Band touring to promote new album (16 May)
UnNews:Would-be-hero fatally defeated by common slime (1 July)
UnNews:You Are Reading This Headline; About To Click On It (27 January)
UnNews:Your family died (27 June)
UnPoetia:Show Me Your Tits! (16 January)
UnScripts:All Mixed Up (27 May)
UnScripts:Average Cop (4 April)
UnScripts:Genesis, Episode II: In the Garden of Eden (31 July)
UnScripts:Grass in the Mist II (25 January)
UnScripts:Heinous Dan (17 April)
UnScripts:Noah's Ark (8 March)
UnScripts:The JFK Shootout of 1963 (26 February)
UnScripts:The Symposium (17 September)
UnScripts:To'Romisha (10 April)
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UnTunes:I Am The Very Model of a Crazy Fundamentalist (17 January)
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	Awards	Order of Uncyclopedia · Awards, Decorations and Honours · Awards · Ninjastars
	Ranks & Honours	Writer of the Month · Uncyclopedian of the Month · n00b of the month UnBooks Author of the Month · Potatochopper of the Month · Reviewer of the Month Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation · Foolitzer Prize UnScripts Playwright of the Month · Article Narrator of the Month Writer of the Year · Uncyclopedian of the Year · RadicalX of the Year Admin Rank · RYA · User Space Affiliations · Past Winners
	Limelight	VFH · VFP · Best of · Top 10 of 2005 · Top 10 of 2006 · Top 10 of 2007 · Top 10 of 2008 · Hall of Shame · Rating System
	Prix citron	Useless Gobshite of the Month · Useless Gobshite of the Year · Sockpuppeteer of the Month · FFS

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