Here you will find a list of the very best Uncyclopedia has to offer. Below are articles that have been featured on the front page, or almost featured on the front page, and various articles considered to be among the best on Uncyclopedia.
You may also wish to see the voting page for more articles.
Random featured article: try another
Articles in Alphabetical Order
The best of the best. You can vote
2013
2012
2011
Subliminal stimuli (3 October)
Sun (3 September)
Swedish steamshovel (25 August)
Take A Break (magazine) (31 January)
Talk:Milton Babbitt (19 March)
The Abridged Reader's Digest Abridged Classics (24 March)
The Big Crunch (11 August)
The First Lunar-American War (18 February)
The Godfather Part III (6 January)
The Song Remains the Same (8 January)
The Wire (23 August)
The guy who always conveniently has anything needed stored in his ridiculously large 80s parachute pants (8 October)
The only way to success (18 November)
There'll Always Be An England? (8 March)
This is not Sparta (13 October)
Thomas Alva Edison - a man to measure (29 April)
Tittyfuck rape (24 February)
Todd Palin (24 January)
ToddiPhone Viral Marketing Campaign (16 July)
Tojo Books (16 December)
Tom Paine (26 June)
Tombstone (11 April)
Toshiro Mifune (10 April)
Trainspotting (novel) (6 March)
Two and a Half Men (27 July)
Uh oh! (7 July)
Un-British Activities (22 February)
UnBooks:Duty (14 January)
UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city! (30 January)
UnBooks:Memoirs of a Critic (12 May)
UnBooks:The Old Man and LV (9 March)
UnBooks:The Revelations of St John the Divine of Woking (15 April)
UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To Asia (4 April)
UnNews:5-year-old tricks Wisconsin governor (4 March)
UnNews:911 conspiracies explained by a sandwich (5 October)
UnNews:Abraham Lincoln was an asshat, historian concludes (1 June)
UnNews:Alaska woman wins 2011 International Punching-A-Bear-In-The-Face Championship (23 September)
UnNews:Amnesty International unfriends Uganda (5 January)
UnNews:Banks give up defense of burgling customer's houses (8 June)
UnNews:Bin Laden captured after checking-in on Foursquare (12 January)
UnNews:Cancer research causes cancer (31 October)
UnNews:Civil war hits Wisconsin (23 March)
UnNews:Crackpot confirms irrational suspicions after viewing online news piece (2 May)
UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance (6 December)
UnNews:Deity seeks Gagging Order (2 November)
UnNews:Encyclopædia Dramatica ends undramatically, world celebrates (28 April)
UnNews:Faggot had personal problem with me (17 September)
UnNews:Fantasy realms left defenseless in wake of Warcraft expansion pack (15 January)
UnNews:Fred Phelps reads rest of Bible, disbands Westboro Baptist Church (6 July)
UnNews:Grinch calls Whovillians 'invented people' (25 December)
UnNews:Humans evolved from dinosaurs (18 May)
UnNews:Journalists unable to wait for the 10th anniversary of 9/11 (10 September)
UnNews:Justin Bieber eats a sandwich (27 November)
UnNews:Local grandmother finally uses printer (12 March)
UnNews:Madden 12 to feature new Lockout Mode (5 April)
UnNews:Maria speaks to us (1 January)
UnNews:Michigan supreme court votes in favor of rapper (12 April)
UnNews:Obama: We're not responsible for drones with US Army emblem's actions (6 June)
UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows (20 May)
UnNews:Polls indicate Americans are terrified (11 January)
UnNews:Post-structuralist engineer blamed for bridge disaster (27 January)
UnNews:Release of new Elder Scrolls game results in mass existential crisis (28 November)
UnNews:Renewed violence in 506,220th day of Israeli-Palestinian conflict (20 October)
UnNews:Son of Gaddafi caught attempting to enter Canada (29 December)
UnNews:Stay strong, great people, for Kim Jong-il passed away (22 December)
UnNews:Study: Blueberries are actually just peas holding their breath (21 April)
UnNews:Tour de France 2011 filled with controversies (20 August)
UnNews:Tournament of Hell to be played again for first time in six years (24 November)
UnNews:Town council takes 'steps' to tackle crime (2 December)
UnNews:Unrest in Syria, nobody cares (13 May)
UnNews:WikiLeaks reveals I was an accident (3 December)
UnNews:World distracted, Israel reverts to scheming (1 March)
UnNews:Zeus Endorses Schwarzenegger for Republican Presidential Candidacy (6 September)
UnRecipe:Fantastik flavored hallucinogenic ham with Uranium seasoning (29 July)
UnReviews:The Road (2009) (23 January)
UnScripts:Good Dog/Bad Dog (8 December)
UnScripts:Law & Order: Puritan New England (16 February)
UnScripts:Star Trek (film, 2009 reboot) (15 February)
UnScripts:The Single Caucasian Roommate (24 June)
UnScripts:The Socialer Network (22 May)
UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik (12 September)
UnTunes:Ain't Another Way (The Pedophile's Lament) (29 May)
UnTunes:Still Alive (Bin Laden 2011 Cover) (9 June)
UnTunes:Uncyclopedia Didn't Start The Fire (22 September)
Uncyclopedia made my life more different (23 July)
Uncyclopedia:Don't Eat Waffles Here (25 November)
Unobtanium (12 August)
Updating The Classics (17 May)
User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty (25 April)
Vasco da Gama (8 November)
Victory (30 April)
Viking Metal (28 March)
Visual puns (23 June)
Wall Street Kid (20 July)
War of Colonial Aggression (27 June)
Watermelon (15 September)
Wesley willis (17 March)
Where The Wild Onions Grow (29 November)
Why?:Categorise pages (22 April)
Why?:Does Mads Mikkelsen not speak one line of dialogue in Valhalla Rising? (5 June)
Why?:IPs can't edit the main page (16 August)
Why?:Invade the Falklands (9 August)
Workaround-oriented programming (28 February)
Xenopubes (22 March)
Yellow fever (1 February)
Zach Braff (14 July)
2010
2009
Runners-up
Quasi-Featured Articles which were nominated for featured article status but only received a moderate amount of support.
