Uncyclopedia:Active Admins

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We are Admins. We are active. We know where you live. We know where your wife lives. We know your pet hamster. Intimately.

The Following list of sysops tend to respond when asked to help. The rest of them are either dead, missing in action, or undergoing a sex change operation as we speak.

• Bradaphraser (Sysop, Jew-Lover)
• Codeine (Bureaucrat, Sysop, Syrup)
• Hindleyite (Sysop, Eater of Pies)
• Jack Phoenix (Sexy Sysop)
• MadMax (Sysop, insane road warrior)
• Mhaille (Bureaucrat, Sysop, Swine Flu Patient Zero)
• Modusoperandi (Sysop, still missing his pa)
• Mordillo (Sysop, Bureaucrat, phony dog poo, stupid cunt who huffed my page)
• MrN9000 (Pants Sysop)
• RAHB (Sysop, Penis, Frank Zappa Cult: First Order Of The Poodle)
• Bird Dog (Sysop, the spawn of hitler him self)
• Sannse (Staff, Sysop, Chief Lesbian)
• Spang (heh)
• TheLedBalloon (Sysop, Physical ImpossibilityTHANK YOU MYTHBUSTERS!)
• Under user (Sysop, cartoon Englishman)
• Zim_ulator (Sysop, UnNews Grand Mater and the dirt beneath your rollers, cunt)