UMMMM
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UMMMM stands for the United Migrants to the Main Marketplace of Minnesota, often mistaken for a simple, impulsive utterance during a brief period of indecisiveness; it is one of the most widely renowned groups of all time. Also associated with ??????
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[edit] The History Of The UMMMM
The UMMMM has a history riddled with bloodshed and disaster, but through all of the suffering and confusion it managed to survive and prosper. On May 18, 1818, the UMMMM was formed by Mr. McMammimm, Mrs. Mimmumm, and Mammy Mommommo. An unidentified fruit was also present.
[edit] Origins of the UMMMM
The term UMMMM originated sometime during the Dance Dance Revolution when a band of Migrants to the Main Marketplace of Minnesota decided to unite to protect themselves from the ensuing bloodshed that surrounded them. They formed the UMMMM and held their first council, where they decided to build a fort, I mean who wouldn’t? They blocked off the entrances to the marketplace and set up said fort, living off only trinkets and international cuisine available for ridiculous prices within the marketplace. This became known as the UMMMM headquarters and eventually evolved into a sophisticated, castle-like structure.
As time went on the UMMMM was lacking in basic resources such as food and water and sent out a search team to look for said items. They developed a code to determine whether or not a person was a member of the UMMMM, they would ask the unknown individual a seemingly easy question to answer and the responder would pause for a moment and reply with an extended “ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm” sound. This verified them as a member of the UMMMM and the person was then invited into the community.
[edit] The UMMMM Expands
Soon, after the bloodshed of the Dance Dance Revolution, members of the UMMMM ventured forth into the world, taking the society with them. They created new headquarters for each city they ventured forth into and the UMMMM spread like wildfire on hotcakes. Along with this, many changes unfolded within the different sects of the UMMMM, with only one staying the same: the simple code.
[edit] The UMMMM Is Destroyed
Around the time of Chuck Norris coming into existence, the UMMMM was outlawed due to its extremely awesome, yet exclusive nature. People totally wanted in, but the members of the UMMMM were all like “no you didn’t go there” and then the townsfolk were like “oh yes we did”.
But I digress.
This resulted in all the members of the UMMMM going their separate ways. However, each member always kept a piece of the UMMMM alive within themselves. Often when posed with a simple question, they would automatically stall for unnecessary time for no apparent reason. This memory was carried from generation to generation until eventually all meaning behind the simple phrase was lost to the world forever.
Yet this article exists…
[edit] Famous Members Of The UMMMM
- Jesus
- Black Jesus
- Optimus Prime
- Richard Nixon
- Yellow Mega-Man
- Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
mm. mmmmmmmmm. (regarded as the most mmmmmmmmy of the UMMMM members.)
