U.S. Reporting Agency
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The U.S. Reporting Agency is an INTERNATIONAL U.S. OPERATIONS global ' Public Safety ', security, Investigations and Internal Affairs(IA) Agency responsible for maintaining civilian as well as Enforcement Community (EC) and Military Agency, police and defense operations.
The U.S. Reporting Agency, responsible for apprehending global clowns, magicians and run away children are on call 24 Hours a Day for official recovery as needed by the Enforcement, Intelligence and circus family community.
The U.S. Reporting Agency is under INTERNATIONAL U.S. OPERATIONS Executive Branch (EB) Order to fulfill the mission(s) associated with INTERNATIONAL U.S. OPERATIONS operational 'Prime Directives (PD)'.
The U.S. Reporting Agency is operated by Official Agents and officers, justices and certified international delegates, most whom are under special oath to fulfill global obligations associated with balancing relations between SOVEREIGN degrees and more common citizens within every day societal environments and/or social degrees.
To continue, keeping ghost, praying mantis, extra terrestrial beings as well as unidentified flying objects and anomalies as well as managing X Files is also U.S. Reporting Agency business.
Working with the International Interpol Association Intelligence and Enforcement Certification Administration (IIAIECA), responsible for licensing, certification, permits, official security clearances and more, the U.S. Reporting Agency maintains private sector power, control and authority partnered with governed organizational collaboratives such as the White House Faith Based Neighborhood Partnership (FBNP) office, the NATIONAL GUARD and maintain direct links to the Department of Defense (DOD), Air Force Office in Special Investigations (OSI) and other global partners such as the British Royal Family, Russian Federacy, Korean Republic, Australian governance and Canadian Partnering governed and/or private sector security forces.
U.S. Reporting Agency OPERATIONS
|OPERATIONS CATEGORY||OPERATIONS CATEGORY|
|Credit Reporting, Distribution as well as Clearance Department||International Transportation Safety Regulations Department|
|Emergency Response Preparation as well as Preparedness Data Systems||Intelligence Counter Development Dismantlement Division|
|Stationary as well as Field Tactical Support Systems||Medical information exchange systems|
|Digitally Enhanced Sound Recording Regulations Systems||Physical Autonomy Addiction Reinvertant Alliance System(s)|
|Public Agency Administration Fraud Unit (PAAFU) (Perpetrated against Innocent Citizens)||Reproduction Management System(s)|
|International Data Recovery programs||Military Corrections Program(s)|
|Mobile Audio Schematics Calculations Program(s)||Social Bearings Balancing Conduit hardware and programs|
|International Tune and Vibrational balancing operations||Increased FAA Flight Security Operations|
|Code, Welfare, Governed Operations and Systems Fraud Control, Detection and Prevention||Plutonium Enrichment Enhancement Systems|
|Federation Space Station Flight Design Systems for Star Cluster||Alpha Gate Transversion Protocol|
|Native Land Recovery and Reconveyance Unit||Global Data Transfer Protocol(s)|
|Mind Controlling Substance Freedom Programs & Protocol||Psychological Enhancement, Improvement and Stability Protocol|
|Night I (I) Seeing (I) Technology||Copyright, Patent and Trademark Enforcement|
|FEMA Ground to Air Communications Networks||U.S. Fraud Prevention Unit|
|Hazardous Materials Squad/Unit||Human Genome Enhancement Protocol|
|Interstellar High Frequency Transmissions Communication||Improved Secondary Star Systems Signal Transmitter Technologies Unit (s)|
|Misuse of Authority Illegal Charge Reversal International Enforcement Internal Affairs Regulations Unit (ICRU)||Involuntary Reproduction Addiction Precedent Establishment (RAPE) Control Unit|
|Turpitude Regulations Division||Genetic Spore Filtering System|
|Bio Electronic Integration Systems||Robotic Enhancement Creation, Development and Strategic Production Division|
|Modeling Systems Imaging Unit||Digital Recovery and Recording Unit|
|Historic Imagery Collections Unit||Advanced Credit Payment Release and Transfer Systems|
|Citizen Alliance Implementation Team (s)||Clandestine Operations Implementation Team|
- Department of Defense(DOD)
- International Interpol Association Intelligence and Enforcement Certification Administration (IIAIECA)
- INTERNATIONAL U.S. OPERATIONS
- United Nations (UN)
- Air Force Office in Special Investigations (OSI)
- National Guard Bureau
- U.S. Supreme Court
- Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI)