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Twitter is an internet product, with a large fan-base of "twits", who disperse information in very small text packets, known as tweets. It may be the saddest thing since bereavement, but there are literally thousands of people keeping their friends up to date with their every bowel movement. The users tell their "friends" everything.
Example: I walked on the beach.
The truth: Your friend doesn't NEED to know this.
Reason: Your friend doesn't care.

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Twitter-logo 25 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Trying to find next version of #blogging. twitpic.com/gfdfg45g

Blogging
Twitter-logo 26 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Tried making way to send individual people personalized blogs-- turns out it's called #email and nobody uses it anymore

Twitter-logo 27 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Asked #forum for ideas... going to try blogs put on physical media.

Twitter-logo 28 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Physical media already done called #mail like e-mail, but no e. Anyone have ideas?

Twitter-logo 29 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Have to poop.

Twitter-logo 30 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

pooped.

Graduate peeping tom 30 Mar 2014Tom Peepers @5741k3r

It's like a dream come true!
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Twitter-logo 31 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Can't think of ideas. @Hernando keeps bugging me about the oven.twitpic.com/ae74gr5do

Head-in-oven
Twitter-logo 1 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

@StMarysPsychWard: @Hernando is so real, stop saying he's not, it makes him angry

Twitter-logo 2 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Idea: worst thing about blogs is they come in big chunks. What if I want smooth #creamy blogging?

Twitter-logo 4 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

The #tentacles are starting to bother @Hernando and I.

Twitter-logo 5 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Attempt one at creamy blogging failed. Warning: do not #butter your Ethernet port.

Twitter-logo 6 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

The @Oracle is visiting!

Twitter-logo 6 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

The @Oracle says I should break the blog into pieces to make it creamy. She also says we are all damned to the halls of a thousand eyes.

Twitter-logo 7 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Never blinking always staring.

Twitter-logo 9 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

I need: more #goldfish flavored crackers

Twitter-logo 9 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

#Monitor broken trying to break up blog. crackercrackercrackercracker *zot* twitpic.com/ae8f0jo

Smashed-computer
Twitter-logo 10 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

The relations between blogs and #SineWaves are FishCracker-sponential.

Twitter-logo 10 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

12 cups whiskey cream. Poured down #tentacles to satisfy @clamaxtyll.

Twitter-logo 13 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Leagues closer to the key of eyes. Involves breaking blogs down BUT making them come faster. Like #bullets.

Twitter-logo 13 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

All hail @clamaxtyll! Thou who shan't submit to his feathery wrath shall be ended.

Twitter-logo 14 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

I broke the #code. I made blogs small, and you update them like every hour. twitpic.com/ae74576o

Matrix-cube
Twitter-logo 15 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

The advantage with this new communications format is that it's not subject to #viruses, or #trojans.

Twitter-logo 16 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

rofl…omg i am laughing so hard at this picture of you my friend posted tinyurl.com/AsP15xY

Twitter-logo 16 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

I cant believe this but there are some real nasty things being said about you here tinyurl.com/AsP15x8

Twitter-logo 16 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

That's odd. I don't recall doing those last few messages. Maybe @Hernando is playing tricks on me again.

Twitter-logo 18 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

I just #twoted all over Twitter! Now i gotta clean the mess up.

Twitter-logo 18 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Up-to-the minute status reports of my ascent as the chosen one of @clamaxtyll shall follow. twitpic.com/ae74f44do

StraightJacket
Eye looking thru hole 07:46See also @morelinks

#twitbook #Facebook #myface #socialernetwork #defacebook #space @valleygurl @DJones @GeorgeP @McElroy @Examtime @Arkboi @Odysseus @OBLaden
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