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Twitter is an internet product, with a large fan-base of "twits", who disperse information in very small text packets, known as tweets. It may be the saddest thing since bereavement, but there are literally thousands of people keeping their friends up to date with their every bowel movement. The users tell their "friends" everything.
Example: I walked on the beach.
The truth: Your friend doesn't NEED to know this.
Reason: Your friend doesn't care.

On the Innernets

1,100 tweets
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Trying to find next version of #blogging.

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Tried making way to send individual people personalized blogs-- turns out it's called #email and nobody uses it anymore

Twitter-logo 3 Aug 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

Asked #forum for ideas... going to try blogs put on physical media.

Twitter-logo 4 Aug 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

Physical media already done called #mail like e-mail, but no e. Anyone have ideas?

Twitter-logo 5 Aug 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

Have to poop.

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Graduate peeping tom 6 Aug 2015Tom Peepers @5741k3r

It's like a dream come true!
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Can't think of ideas. @Hernando keeps bugging me about the

Twitter-logo 8 Aug 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

@StMarysPsychWard: @Hernando is so real, stop saying he's not, it makes him angry

Twitter-logo 9 Aug 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

Idea: worst thing about blogs is they come in big chunks. What if I want smooth #creamy blogging?

Twitter-logo 11 Aug 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

The #tentacles are starting to bother @Hernando and I.

Twitter-logo 12 Aug 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

Attempt one at creamy blogging failed. Warning: do not #butter your Ethernet port.

Twitter-logo 13 Aug 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

The @Oracle is visiting!

Twitter-logo 13 Aug 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

The @Oracle says I should break the blog into pieces to make it creamy. She also says we are all damned to the halls of a thousand eyes.

Twitter-logo 14 Aug 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

Never blinking always staring.

Twitter-logo 16 Aug 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

I need: more #goldfish flavored crackers

Twitter-logo 16 Aug 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

#Monitor broken trying to break up blog. crackercrackercrackercracker *zot*

Twitter-logo 17 Aug 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

The relations between blogs and #SineWaves are FishCracker-sponential.

Twitter-logo 17 Aug 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

12 cups whiskey cream. Poured down #tentacles to satisfy @clamaxtyll.

Twitter-logo 20 Aug 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

Leagues closer to the key of eyes. Involves breaking blogs down BUT making them come faster. Like #bullets.

Twitter-logo 20 Aug 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

All hail @clamaxtyll! Thou who shan't submit to his feathery wrath shall be ended.

Twitter-logo 21 Aug 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

I broke the #code. I made blogs small, and you update them like every hour.

Twitter-logo 22 Aug 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

The advantage with this new communications format is that it's not subject to #viruses, or #trojans.

Twitter-logo 23 Aug 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

rofl…omg i am laughing so hard at this picture of you my friend posted

Twitter-logo 23 Aug 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

I cant believe this but there are some real nasty things being said about you here

Twitter-logo 23 Aug 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

That's odd. I don't recall doing those last few messages. Maybe @Hernando is playing tricks on me again.

Twitter-logo 25 Aug 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

I just #twoted all over Twitter! Now i gotta clean the mess up.

Twitter-logo 25 Aug 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

Up-to-the minute status reports of my ascent as the chosen one of @clamaxtyll shall follow.

Eye looking thru hole 23:31See also @morelinks

#twitbook #Facebook #myface #socialernetwork #defacebook #space #valleygurl #DJones #GeorgeP #McElroy #Examtime #Arkboi #Odysseus #OBLaden
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