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Twitter (official) @twitter Twitter is an internet product, with a large fan-base of "twits", who disperse information in very small text packets, known as tweets. It may be the saddest thing since bereavement, but there are literally thousands of people keeping their friends up to date with their every bowel movement. The users tell their "friends" everything. Example: I walked on the beach. The truth: Your friend doesn't NEED to know this. Reason: Your friend doesn't care. On the Innernetshttp://twitter.com   1,100 tweets 100 following 110 followers
Tweet to Twitter (official) @twitter	Tweets 21 Jan 2013Twitter (official) @twitter Trying to find next version of #blogging. twitpic.com/gfdfg45g 22 Jan 2013Twitter (official) @twitter Tried making way to send individual people personalized blogs-- turns out it's called #email and nobody uses it anymore 23 Jan 2013Twitter (official) @twitter Asked #forum for ideas... going to try blogs put on physical media. 24 Jan 2013Twitter (official) @twitter Physical media already done called #mail like e-mail, but no e. Anyone have ideas? 25 Jan 2013Twitter (official) @twitter Have to poop. 26 Jan 2013Twitter (official) @twitter pooped. 26 Jan 2013Tom Peepers @5741k3r It's like a dream come true! Retweeted by Twitter (Official) 27 Jan 2013Twitter (official) @twitter Can't think of ideas. @Hernando keeps bugging me about the oven.twitpic.com/ae74gr5do 28 Jan 2013Twitter (official) @twitter @StMarysPsychWard: @Hernando is so real, stop saying he's not, it makes him angry 29 Jan 2013Twitter (official) @twitter Idea: worst thing about blogs is they come in big chunks. What if I want smooth #creamy blogging? 31 Jan 2013Twitter (official) @twitter The #tentacles are starting to bother @Hernando and I. 1 Feb 2013Twitter (official) @twitter Attempt one at creamy blogging failed. Warning: do not #butter your Ethernet port. 2 Feb 2013Twitter (official) @twitter The @Oracle is visiting! 2 Feb 2013Twitter (official) @twitter The @Oracle says I should break the blog into pieces to make it creamy. She also says we are all damned to the halls of a thousand eyes. 3 Feb 2013Twitter (official) @twitter Never blinking always staring. 5 Feb 2013Twitter (official) @twitter I need: more #goldfish flavored crackers 5 Feb 2013Twitter (official) @twitter #Monitor broken trying to break up blog. crackercrackercrackercracker *zot* twitpic.com/ae8f0jo 6 Feb 2013Twitter (official) @twitter The relations between blogs and #SineWaves are FishCracker-sponential. 6 Feb 2013Twitter (official) @twitter 12 cups whiskey cream. Poured down #tentacles to satisfy @clamaxtyll. 9 Feb 2013Twitter (official) @twitter Leagues closer to the key of eyes. Involves breaking blogs down BUT making them come faster. Like #bullets. 9 Feb 2013Twitter (official) @twitter All hail @clamaxtyll! Thou who shan't submit to his feathery wrath shall be ended. 10 Feb 2013Twitter (official) @twitter I broke the #code. I made blogs small, and you update them like every hour. twitpic.com/ae74576o 11 Feb 2013Twitter (official) @twitter The advantage with this new communications format is that it's not subject to #viruses, or #trojans. 12 Feb 2013Twitter (official) @twitter rofl…omg i am laughing so hard at this picture of you my friend posted tinyurl.com/AsP15xY 12 Feb 2013Twitter (official) @twitter I cant believe this but there are some real nasty things being said about you here tinyurl.com/AsP15x8 12 Feb 2013Twitter (official) @twitter That's odd. I don't recall doing those last few messages. Maybe @Hernando is playing tricks on me again. 14 Feb 2013Twitter (official) @twitter I just #twoted all over Twitter! Now i gotta clean the mess up. 14 Feb 2013Twitter (official) @twitter Up-to-the minute status reports of my ascent as the chosen one of @clamaxtyll shall follow. twitpic.com/ae74f44do 16:36See also @morelinks #twitbook #Facebook #myface #socialernetwork #defacebook #space #valleygurl #DJones #GeorgeP #McElroy #Examtime #Arkboi #Odysseus #OBLaden Retweeted by Twitter (Official) Click to load more tweets © 2012 Twitter
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