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Twitter is an internet product, with a large fan-base of "twits", who disperse information in very small text packets, known as tweets. It may be the saddest thing since bereavement, but there are literally thousands of people keeping their friends up to date with their every bowel movement. The users tell their "friends" everything.
Example: I walked on the beach.
The truth: Your friend doesn't NEED to know this.
Reason: Your friend doesn't care.
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Trying to find next version of #blogging. twitpic.com/gfdfg45g

Tried making way to send individual people personalized blogs-- turns out it's called #email and nobody uses it anymore

Asked #forum for ideas... going to try blogs put on physical media.

Physical media already done called #mail like e-mail, but no e. Anyone have ideas?

Have to poop.

pooped.

It's like a dream come true!
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Can't think of ideas. @Hernando keeps bugging me about the oven.twitpic.com/ae74gr5do

@StMarysPsychWard: @Hernando is so real, stop saying he's not, it makes him angry

Idea: worst thing about blogs is they come in big chunks. What if I want smooth #creamy blogging?

The #tentacles are starting to bother @Hernando and I.

Attempt one at creamy blogging failed. Warning: do not #butter your Ethernet port.

The @Oracle is visiting!

The @Oracle says I should break the blog into pieces to make it creamy. She also says we are all damned to the halls of a thousand eyes.

Never blinking always staring.

I need: more #goldfish flavored crackers

#Monitor broken trying to break up blog. crackercrackercrackercracker *zot* twitpic.com/ae8f0jo

The relations between blogs and #SineWaves are FishCracker-sponential.

12 cups whiskey cream. Poured down #tentacles to satisfy @clamaxtyll.

Leagues closer to the key of eyes. Involves breaking blogs down BUT making them come faster. Like #bullets.

All hail @clamaxtyll! Thou who shan't submit to his feathery wrath shall be ended.

I broke the #code. I made blogs small, and you update them like every hour. twitpic.com/ae74576o

The advantage with this new communications format is that it's not subject to #viruses, or #trojans.

rofl…omg i am laughing so hard at this picture of you my friend posted tinyurl.com/AsP15xY

I cant believe this but there are some real nasty things being said about you here tinyurl.com/AsP15x8

That's odd. I don't recall doing those last few messages. Maybe @Hernando is playing tricks on me again.

I just #twoted all over Twitter! Now i gotta clean the mess up.

Up-to-the minute status reports of my ascent as the chosen one of @clamaxtyll shall follow. twitpic.com/ae74f44do

#twitbook #Facebook #myface #socialernetwork #defacebook #space #valleygurl #DJones #GeorgeP #McElroy #Examtime #Arkboi #Odysseus #OBLaden
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