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Twitter is an internet product, with a large fan-base of "twits", who disperse information in very small text packets, known as tweets. It may be the saddest thing since bereavement, but there are literally thousands of people keeping their friends up to date with their every bowel movement. The users tell their "friends" everything.
Example: I walked on the beach.
The truth: Your friend doesn't NEED to know this.
Reason: Your friend doesn't care.

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Twitter-logo 30 Jun 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Trying to find next version of #blogging. twitpic.com/gfdfg45g

Blogging
Twitter-logo 1 Jul 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Tried making way to send individual people personalized blogs-- turns out it's called #email and nobody uses it anymore

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Asked #forum for ideas... going to try blogs put on physical media.

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Physical media already done called #mail like e-mail, but no e. Anyone have ideas?

Twitter-logo 4 Jul 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Have to poop.

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pooped.

Graduate peeping tom 5 Jul 2014Tom Peepers @5741k3r

It's like a dream come true!
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Can't think of ideas. @Hernando keeps bugging me about the oven.twitpic.com/ae74gr5do

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Twitter-logo 7 Jul 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

@StMarysPsychWard: @Hernando is so real, stop saying he's not, it makes him angry

Twitter-logo 8 Jul 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Idea: worst thing about blogs is they come in big chunks. What if I want smooth #creamy blogging?

Twitter-logo 10 Jul 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

The #tentacles are starting to bother @Hernando and I.

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Attempt one at creamy blogging failed. Warning: do not #butter your Ethernet port.

Twitter-logo 12 Jul 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

The @Oracle is visiting!

Twitter-logo 12 Jul 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

The @Oracle says I should break the blog into pieces to make it creamy. She also says we are all damned to the halls of a thousand eyes.

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Never blinking always staring.

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I need: more #goldfish flavored crackers

Twitter-logo 15 Jul 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

#Monitor broken trying to break up blog. crackercrackercrackercracker *zot* twitpic.com/ae8f0jo

Smashed-computer
Twitter-logo 16 Jul 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

The relations between blogs and #SineWaves are FishCracker-sponential.

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12 cups whiskey cream. Poured down #tentacles to satisfy @clamaxtyll.

Twitter-logo 19 Jul 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Leagues closer to the key of eyes. Involves breaking blogs down BUT making them come faster. Like #bullets.

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All hail @clamaxtyll! Thou who shan't submit to his feathery wrath shall be ended.

Twitter-logo 20 Jul 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

I broke the #code. I made blogs small, and you update them like every hour. twitpic.com/ae74576o

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Twitter-logo 21 Jul 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

The advantage with this new communications format is that it's not subject to #viruses, or #trojans.

Twitter-logo 22 Jul 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

rofl…omg i am laughing so hard at this picture of you my friend posted tinyurl.com/AsP15xY

Twitter-logo 22 Jul 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

I cant believe this but there are some real nasty things being said about you here tinyurl.com/AsP15x8

Twitter-logo 22 Jul 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

That's odd. I don't recall doing those last few messages. Maybe @Hernando is playing tricks on me again.

Twitter-logo 24 Jul 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

I just #twoted all over Twitter! Now i gotta clean the mess up.

Twitter-logo 24 Jul 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Up-to-the minute status reports of my ascent as the chosen one of @clamaxtyll shall follow. twitpic.com/ae74f44do

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Eye looking thru hole 19:27See also @morelinks

#twitbook #Facebook #myface #socialernetwork #defacebook #space #valleygurl #DJones #GeorgeP #McElroy #Examtime #Arkboi #Odysseus #OBLaden
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