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@twitter
Twitter is an internet product, with a large fan-base of "twits", who disperse information in very small text packets, known as tweets. It may be the saddest thing since bereavement, but there are literally thousands of people keeping their friends up to date with their every bowel movement. The users tell their "friends" everything.
Example: I walked on the beach.
The truth: Your friend doesn't NEED to know this.
Reason: Your friend doesn't care.

On the Innernetshttp://twitter.com

 
1,100 tweets
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Twitter-logo 11 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Trying to find next version of #blogging. twitpic.com/gfdfg45g

Twitter-logo 12 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Tried making way to send individual people personalized blogs-- turns out it's called #email and nobody uses it anymore

Twitter-logo 13 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Asked #forum for ideas... going to try blogs put on physical media.

Twitter-logo 14 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Physical media already done called #mail like e-mail, but no e. Anyone have ideas?

Twitter-logo 15 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Have to poop.

Twitter-logo 16 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

pooped.

Graduate peeping tom 16 Mar 2014Tom Peepers @5741k3r

It's like a dream come true!
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Can't think of ideas. @Hernando keeps bugging me about the oven.twitpic.com/ae74gr5do

Twitter-logo 18 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

@StMarysPsychWard: @Hernando is so real, stop saying he's not, it makes him angry

Twitter-logo 19 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Idea: worst thing about blogs is they come in big chunks. What if I want smooth #creamy blogging?

Twitter-logo 21 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

The #tentacles are starting to bother @Hernando and I.

Twitter-logo 22 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Attempt one at creamy blogging failed. Warning: do not #butter your Ethernet port.

Twitter-logo 23 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

The @Oracle is visiting!

Twitter-logo 23 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

The @Oracle says I should break the blog into pieces to make it creamy. She also says we are all damned to the halls of a thousand eyes.

Twitter-logo 24 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Never blinking always staring.

Twitter-logo 26 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

I need: more #goldfish flavored crackers

Twitter-logo 26 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

#Monitor broken trying to break up blog. crackercrackercrackercracker *zot* twitpic.com/ae8f0jo

Twitter-logo 27 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

The relations between blogs and #SineWaves are FishCracker-sponential.

Twitter-logo 27 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

12 cups whiskey cream. Poured down #tentacles to satisfy @clamaxtyll.

Twitter-logo 30 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Leagues closer to the key of eyes. Involves breaking blogs down BUT making them come faster. Like #bullets.

Twitter-logo 30 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

All hail @clamaxtyll! Thou who shan't submit to his feathery wrath shall be ended.

Twitter-logo 31 Mar 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

I broke the #code. I made blogs small, and you update them like every hour. twitpic.com/ae74576o

Twitter-logo 1 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

The advantage with this new communications format is that it's not subject to #viruses, or #trojans.

Twitter-logo 2 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

rofl…omg i am laughing so hard at this picture of you my friend posted tinyurl.com/AsP15xY

Twitter-logo 2 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

I cant believe this but there are some real nasty things being said about you here tinyurl.com/AsP15x8

Twitter-logo 2 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

That's odd. I don't recall doing those last few messages. Maybe @Hernando is playing tricks on me again.

Twitter-logo 4 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

I just #twoted all over Twitter! Now i gotta clean the mess up.

Twitter-logo 4 Apr 2014Twitter (official) @twitter

Up-to-the minute status reports of my ascent as the chosen one of @clamaxtyll shall follow. twitpic.com/ae74f44do

Eye looking thru hole 00:02See also @morelinks

#twitbook #Facebook #myface #socialernetwork #defacebook #space @valleygurl @DJones @GeorgeP @McElroy @Examtime @Arkboi @Odysseus @OBLaden
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