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Twitter is an internet product, with a large fan-base of "twits", who disperse information in very small text packets, known as tweets. It may be the saddest thing since bereavement, but there are literally thousands of people keeping their friends up to date with their every bowel movement. The users tell their "friends" everything.
Example: I walked on the beach.
The truth: Your friend doesn't NEED to know this.
Reason: Your friend doesn't care.

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Trying to find next version of #blogging.

Twitter-logo 21 Jun 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

Tried making way to send individual people personalized blogs-- turns out it's called #email and nobody uses it anymore

Twitter-logo 22 Jun 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

Asked #forum for ideas... going to try blogs put on physical media.

Twitter-logo 23 Jun 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

Physical media already done called #mail like e-mail, but no e. Anyone have ideas?

Twitter-logo 24 Jun 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

Have to poop.

Twitter-logo 25 Jun 2016Twitter (official) @twitter


Graduate peeping tom 25 Jun 2016Tom Peepers @5741k3r

It's like a dream come true!
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Twitter-logo 26 Jun 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

Can't think of ideas. @Hernando keeps bugging me about the

Twitter-logo 27 Jun 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

@StMarysPsychWard: @Hernando is so real, stop saying he's not, it makes him angry

Twitter-logo 28 Jun 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

Idea: worst thing about blogs is they come in big chunks. What if I want smooth #creamy blogging?

Twitter-logo 30 Jun 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

The #tentacles are starting to bother @Hernando and I.

Twitter-logo 1 Jul 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

Attempt one at creamy blogging failed. Warning: do not #butter your Ethernet port.

Twitter-logo 2 Jul 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

The @Oracle is visiting!

Twitter-logo 2 Jul 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

The @Oracle says I should break the blog into pieces to make it creamy. She also says we are all damned to the halls of a thousand eyes.

Twitter-logo 3 Jul 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

Never blinking always staring.

Twitter-logo 5 Jul 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

I need: more #goldfish flavored crackers

Twitter-logo 5 Jul 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

#Monitor broken trying to break up blog. crackercrackercrackercracker *zot*

Twitter-logo 6 Jul 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

The relations between blogs and #SineWaves are FishCracker-sponential.

Twitter-logo 6 Jul 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

12 cups whiskey cream. Poured down #tentacles to satisfy @clamaxtyll.

Twitter-logo 9 Jul 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

Leagues closer to the key of eyes. Involves breaking blogs down BUT making them come faster. Like #bullets.

Twitter-logo 9 Jul 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

All hail @clamaxtyll! Thou who shan't submit to his feathery wrath shall be ended.

Twitter-logo 10 Jul 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

I broke the #code. I made blogs small, and you update them like every hour.

Twitter-logo 11 Jul 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

The advantage with this new communications format is that it's not subject to #viruses, or #trojans.

Twitter-logo 12 Jul 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

rofl…omg i am laughing so hard at this picture of you my friend posted

Twitter-logo 12 Jul 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

I cant believe this but there are some real nasty things being said about you here

Twitter-logo 12 Jul 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

That's odd. I don't recall doing those last few messages. Maybe @Hernando is playing tricks on me again.

Twitter-logo 14 Jul 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

I just #twoted all over Twitter! Now i gotta clean the mess up.

Twitter-logo 14 Jul 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

Up-to-the minute status reports of my ascent as the chosen one of @clamaxtyll shall follow.

Eye looking thru hole 23:57See also @morelinks

#twitbook #Facebook #myface #socialernetwork #defacebook #space @valleygurl @DJones @GeorgeP @McElroy @Examtime @Arkboi @Odysseus @OBLaden
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