Twista

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Twistafast
Still shots from twista's debut album
Twistaallupindismuthafuckalikeabackdraft
Slinginrhymesthatmakeacheetalooklikeadeadcat
Mouthisfasterthanthespeedofsound
Stillinguinnessasthefastestrapperwholeworldround.

edit EarlyLife

Uptoschooleverydaynobodycarethathedontreallywannago
Notcarinboutmathjustwannabustoutwiththatmadlyricalflow
Spittinrhymeswithaquicknesstalkinfasterthananyoneelsecanthink
Lipscatchinfireagaindunkthatboysheadinthebathroomsink.

edit RapCareer

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Punkbitchestaketoolongwontjusttaketheirfoodandgo
Tellthemanageritalktoofastagain
Illrapinyourlivingroomandspitalloveryourden.

edit PresidentialCareer

Smokinbudsippinsudsintheovaloffice
Munchinchickensteakfriesandfivepoundsofcrawfish
Firedmyspeechwriterstheycantrhymeworthapileofshit
Stateoftheunioniseverybodyandtheymamagonnagetlit

edit RecordDeals

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Infinite45housemerginsplerginandcountthesemillions
Niggazfeelingshurtcuzwedidlockthegame
SewinupallboxofcainesfromyoungaG
cuzIDsllkeepsomepocketchange
AnditsstrangehowsaniggaIwhohiswayin

edit CriticalAcclaim

“Just what the holy living FUCK did he just say?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Twista

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