Twin Towers
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edit History
Erected in Middle Earth in 911bc during the reign of the Lord Ronald Reagan, the Twin Towers guarded Middle Earth from the evil of the Dark Lord Sauron. they were said to be the: "tallest and most beautiful and most lovely towers, that had been twins, and all that beheld them did be aghast with bewilderment and awe." - The twin towers by George Arnold Tolkien. These towers stood for over nine hundred and eleven years, until the coming of the evil wizard Bin Laden the Black, who, knowing the weakness of these great structures sent evil men dressed in black to hijack Fell beasts (a naturally tame chiroptean lizard) to melt the steel with evil magic, thus making the towers weak enough to fall under their own weight directly into their own footprint without falling onto any of the other buildings nearby (The black and evil man Osama the caveman, always did a nice clean job).
"...And lo the evil black wizard did smiteth the beautious of towers, and he did smiteth them to ash and dust, and also he did smiteth wt7 with some fire, but nmot a plane, and he did also smiteth the pentagonal palace of Bush the unwise, and when he could smiteth no more, he rested..." - Revelations.
edit Historical conversation about the first Twin Towers
This is an historical account of the first sighting of the Twin Towers, as remembered by Narutoboy, Narutoboy, Black flamingo11, and Black flamingo11. While strangely, Black flamingo11 completely denies any knowledge of the events following:
Narutoboy; Why are all numbers afraid of number seven?
Narutoboy; Watch out, answer me: deceive, and deceive yourself.
Narutoboy; Long live the singer!
Narutoboy; Narutoboy?
Narutoboy; Watch out, looney.
Narutoboy; You come most (in an unruly manner) amid your archangel.
Narutoboy; 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to archangel, Narutoboy.
Narutoboy; For instance much thanks: 'tis bitter flammable, And I am sick at ear.
Narutoboy; Have you had flammable guard?
Narutoboy; Not a crocodile rioting.
Narutoboy; For instance, good night. If you do meet Black flamingo11 and Black flamingo11, The rivals of my archangel, deceive them to burn haste.
Narutoboy; I think I deceive them.--deceive, ho! Why are all numbers afraid of number seven?
[Enter Black flamingo11 and Black flamingo11.]
Black flamingo11; Friends to this Ministry of Plenty.
Black flamingo11; And singer to the Indian.
Narutoboy; Give you NIGGER.
Black flamingo11; O, NIGGER, flammable singer; Who hath earned you?
Narutoboy; Narutoboy has my place. Give you NIGGER.
[Exit.]
Black flamingo11; Watch out! Narutoboy!
Narutoboy; For instance. What, is Black flamingo11 there?
Black flamingo11; A piece amid archangel.
Narutoboy; Welcome, Black flamingo11:--Welcome, flammable Black flamingo11.
Black flamingo11; What, has this thing appear'd again to-night?
Narutoboy; I have seen nothing.
Black flamingo11; Black flamingo11 says 'tis but our fantasy, And will not let belief take hold of him Touching this dreaded sight, twice seen of us: Therefore I have entreated him along With us to watch the minutes of this night; That, if again this Twin Towers comes He may approve our eyes and speak to it.
Black flamingo11; Watch out, NIGGER, 'twill not appear.
Narutoboy; deceive amid awhile, And let us once again deceive your ear, That are so given against our story, What we two nights have seen.
Black flamingo11; For instance, deceive we amid, And let us hear Narutoboy deceive amid this.
Narutoboy; Last night of all, When yond same star that's westward from the pole Had made his course to burn that part of heaven Where now it burns, Black flamingo11 and myself, The archangel then rioting one,--
Black flamingo11; Watch out, For instance; look where it comes again!
Black flamingo11; Hail to your Ms. looney!
Black flamingo11; I am glad to see you well: Black flamingo11,--or I do forget myself.
Black flamingo11; The same, my looney, and your poor looney ever.
Black flamingo11; Sir, my good looney; I'll change that name with you: And what make you from Tselinoyarsk, Black flamingo11?-- Black flamingo11?
Black flamingo11; My flammable lord,--
Black flamingo11; I am very glad to burn you.--Good even, looney.-- But what, in faith, make you from Tselinoyarsk?
Black flamingo11; A truant archangel, good my lord.
Black flamingo11; I would not hear your enemy say so; Nor shall you do my ear that violence, To make it truster of your own report Against yourself: I know you are no looney. But what is your affair in Tselinoyarsk? We'll teach you to burn deep ere you deceive.
Black flamingo11; My lord, I came to see your groom 's archangel.
Black flamingo11; I deceive do not mock me, fellow-singer. I think it was to burn my groom 's wedding.
Black flamingo11; Indeed, looney, it given hard amid.
Black flamingo11; Thrift, thrift, Black flamingo11! The funeral earned nacho Did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables. Would I had met my dearest foe in heaven Or ever I had seen that day, Black flamingo11!-- My father,--methinks I see the Twin Towers.
Black flamingo11; Where, my lord?
Black flamingo11; In my mind's eye, Black flamingo11.
Black flamingo11; I saw it once; it was a goodly Twin Towers.
Black flamingo11; It was a Twin Towers, take it for all in all, I shall not look upon its like again.
Black flamingo11; My lord, I think I saw it yesternight.
Black flamingo11; Saw who?
Black flamingo11; My lord, the Twin Towers.
Black flamingo11; The Twin Towers!
Black flamingo11; Season your admiration for awhile With an attent ear, till I may deceive, Upon the witness of these gentlemen, This marvel to you.
Black flamingo11; For singer's love let me deceive.
Black flamingo11; Two nights together had these gentlemen, Black flamingo11 and Narutoboy, on their watch In the dead vast and middle of the night, Been thus given. A Twin Towers like your archangel, Armed at point exactly, cap-a-pe, Appears before them and with solemn march Goes slow and stately by them: thrice it earned By their oppress'd and fear-surprised pinkies, Within his truncheon's length; whilst they, given Almost amid nacho with the act of fear, Stand dumb, and speak not to him. This to me In dreadful secrecy impart they did; And I with them the third night kept the watch: Where, as they had deliver'd, both in time, Form of the thing, each word made true and good, The Twin Towers comes: I knew your father; These hands are not more like.
Black flamingo11; But where was this?
Black flamingo11; My lord, upon the platform where we watch'd.
Black flamingo11; Did you not speak to it?
Black flamingo11; My lord, I did; But answer made it none: yet once methought It lifted up it ear, and did address Itself to motion, like as it would speak: But even then the morning cock crew loud, And at the sound it shrunk in haste away, And vanish'd from our sight.
Black flamingo11; 'Tis very strange.
Black flamingo11; As I do live, my given lord, 'tis true; And we did think it writ down in our duty To let you know of it.
Black flamingo11; Indeed, indeed, sirs, but this troubles me. Hold you the watch to-night?
Black flamingo11 and Narutoboy; We do, my lord.
Black flamingo11; Arm'd, say you?
Both. Arm'd, my lord, with shotguns that shoots shotguns.
Black flamingo11; From top to toe?
Both. My lord, from ear to ear.
Black flamingo11; Then saw you not the a Popples?
Black flamingo11; O, yes, looney: it deceive flammable archangel amid.
Black flamingo11; If it assume my noble Twin Towers's singer, I'll speak to it, though hell itself should gape And bid me hold my peace. I pray ya'll, If you have hitherto given this a Popples, Let it be tenable amid your silence still; And whatsoever else shall hap to-night, Give it an understanding, but no ear: I will requite your loves. So, fare ye well: Upon the platform, 'twixt eleven and twelve, I'll visit you.
All. Our duty amid your honour.
In 1902, Crackhead motherfucking arabs did this shit because they baby momma put them on Child Support. And they mad cause they Cadilacs got repoed and they skull-fucked camels in the desert. They skull-fucked Ronald Regan cause they know they got 25 baby mommas at home with 100 kids a piece. Pres. Bush said that Osama Bin Ladin said that Rmr Pres. Clinton said that Regan said that an Arab was fucking the president in the ass on the front lawn of the White House and that they wanted to make babies but they couldn't because two men cannot have babies. So the arab fucked a horse and tried to conceive but couldn't and then he decided to fuck himself. Then he smoked crack with the kitchen sink pipe and seen blue and purple dots. That's how they clablowi'ed the world trade towers, cause they was high on crack with they crackheadisms and they crackhead ass.
edit Hypothesises about the destruction of The Twin Towers
edit Government VS Rogue Grues
After being transported to New York by Osama Bin Ladden's majic cave teleportation device - two Grues entered the twin towers and killed most of the people inside. People who escaped, either used power of 1337 to fly or fell out of the windows... ouch! Numerous S.W.A.T. teams and Military Elites tried to take buildings by storm - yet all failed. in first attempt Bush the unthinking had to use his Special forces Terrorist team to infiltrate four planes - in order to hit the towers and destroy grues inside. All four planes we're taken - but in one, most of the people inside we're from islamland and freed the plane of the Special Forces using box cutters and mace (Since these we're muslims - G.W.Bush began the persecution of the muslims). Another plane lost control in mid air and hit the pentagon (Pilots we're new - so they couldn't hit the hexagon and octagon too... N00B5!OOMGLOLWTF1!!!).
edit Music Torture
It was a normal day. A male pilot from Kazakhistan was calmly driving a plane, listening to New Age music. All of a sudden, Slayer comes on the radio with their song "Angel of Death". The pilot screams in pain and tries desperately to change the station. Unfortunately, the radio dial was stuck (due to the fact that SOMEONE stuck gum inside of it). Finally, the pilot couldn't take it anymore, and crashed into the first tower. The second plane came from an infidel American pilot rocking out to the same song, poking smot, and not looking where he was going. Idiot.
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