Twin Towers

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search


“I'd hit that”
~ Osama Bin Laden on The Twin Towers

edit History

Erected in Middle Earth in 911bc during the reign of the Lord Ronald Reagan, the Twin Towers guarded Middle Earth from the evil of the Dark Lord Sauron. they were said to be the: "tallest and most beautiful and most lovely towers, that had been twins, and all that beheld them did be aghast with bewilderment and awe." - The twin towers by George Arnold Tolkien. These towers stood for over nine hundred and eleven years, until the coming of the evil wizard Bin Laden the Black, who, knowing the weakness of these great structures sent evil men dressed in black to hijack Fell beasts (a naturally tame chiroptean lizard) to melt the steel with evil magic, thus making the towers weak enough to fall under their own weight directly into their own footprint without falling onto any of the other buildings nearby (The black and evil man Osama the caveman, always did a nice clean job).

"...And lo the evil black wizard did smiteth the beautious of towers, and he did smiteth them to ash and dust, and also he did smiteth wt7 with some fire, but nmot a plane, and he did also smiteth the pentagonal palace of Bush the unwise, and when he could smiteth no more, he rested..." - Revelations.

In 1902, Crackhead motherfucking Jew did this shit because they baby momma put them on Child Support. And they mad cause they Cadilacs got repoed and they skull-fucked camels in the desert. They skull-fucked Ronald Regan cause they know they got 25 baby mommas at home with 100 kids a piece. Pres. Bush said that Osama Bin Ladin said that Rmr Pres. Clinton said that Regan said that an Arab was fucking the president in the ass on the front lawn of the White House and that they wanted to make babies but they couldn't because two men cannot have babies. So the arab fucked a horse and tried to conceive but couldn't and then he decided to fuck himself. Then he smoked crack with the kitchen sink pipe and seen blue and purple dots. That's how they clablowi'ed the world trade towers, cause they was high on crack with they crackheadisms and they crackhead ass.

edit Hypothesises about the destruction of The Twin Towers

edit Government VS Rogue Grues

After being transported to New York by Osama Bin Ladden's majic cave teleportation device - two Grues entered the twin towers and killed most of the people inside. People who escaped, either used power of 1337 to fly or fell out of the windows... ouch! Numerous S.W.A.T. teams and Military Elites tried to take buildings by storm - yet all failed. in first attempt Bush the unthinking had to use his Special forces Terrorist team to infiltrate four planes - in order to hit the towers and destroy grues inside. All four planes we're taken - but in one, most of the people inside we're from islamland and freed the plane of the Special Forces using box cutters and mace (Since these we're muslims - G.W.Bush began the persecution of the muslims). Another plane lost control in mid air and hit the pentagon (Pilots we're new - so they couldn't hit the hexagon and octagon too... N00B5!OOMGLOLWTF1!!!).

edit Music Torture

It was a normal day. A male pilot from Kazakhistan was calmly driving a plane, listening to New Age music. All of a sudden, Slayer comes on the radio with their song "Angel of Death". The pilot screams in pain and tries desperately to change the station. Unfortunately, the radio dial was stuck (due to the fact that SOMEONE stuck gum inside of it). Finally, the pilot couldn't take it anymore, and crashed into the first tower. The second plane came from an infidel American pilot rocking out to the same song, poking smot, and not looking where he was going. Idiot.

Personal tools
projects