Twilight Zone
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You access this article by clicking on a link of the imagination - a link not only of sight and of sound and of hypertext markup language but of mind. That's the signpost up ahead, next stop... the Uncyclopedia Twilight Zone article!
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[edit] Sight
Gee! An article about The Twilight Zone! You've always enjoyed that particular show. Perhaps this article will illuminate certain aspects of that televisual classic!
[edit] Sound
Picture if you will a person very much like yourself, sitting at a computer - much like the one you're sitting at now. But how can this hypothetical person be like you? After all, they've just clicked their way into... the Twilight Zone.
[edit] Mind
Wow, this article sure is creepy. It's not like a usual uncyclopedia article. No one's even mentioned Oprah or Oscar Wilde. You're getting scared. Perhaps you'll get out of here at the next link.
[edit] 5th Dimension
Ah! That link just took you right back here! Okay, okay, stay calm... there has to be some way out. Oh, God, you hope it's not a gremlin in your CPU... Maybe it's aliens... no! That's crazy talk! Got to stay focused... Okay, think - what link has to work in Uncyclopedia? Got it! Ass! No, even that didn't work! bottom! wee-wee! front-bottom! Ahhhhh! ctrl + alt + down! that always works!!
Okay, try putting a quarter into that fortune-telling box that looks like the Devil! Nothing? Goddammit, this is bad!!!
[edit] Dimension of the Imagination
Oh, God, it's just like that Old Gypsy Woman foretold! Oh, you were a fool to mock her magic powers! Now the curse of the Inescapable Page is upon you!
[edit] Twist Ending
That being you thought was your clone is in fact an alien robot from the future named Brad Cohen! AND HE'S BEHIND YOU! NOOOOOO!!!!!
[edit] Film
It seems reading this article about the film sends your indestructible mind into The Twilight Zone.
[edit] Middle Ground Between Light And Shadow
And so that is the tale of yourself. An average sort of person who logged onto a not so average page, from which you can never escape.. somewhere... in The Twilight Zone.
