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You access this article by clicking on a link of the imagination - a link not only of sight and of sound and of hypertext markup language but of mind. That's the signpost up ahead, next stop... theTwilight Zone article!
Gee! An article about The Twilight Zone! You've always enjoyed that particular show. Perhaps this article will illuminate certain aspects of thatclassic!
Picture if you will a person very much like yourself, sitting at a .. the Twilight Zone.- much like the one you're sitting at now. But how can this hypothetical person be like you? After all, they've just clicked their way into.
Wow, this article sure is creepy. It's not like a usual Uncyclopedia article. No one's even mentionedor . You're getting scared. Perhaps you'll get out of here at the next .
Ah! That link just took you right back here! Okay, okay, stay calm... there has to be some way out. Oh,, you hope it's not a in your ... Maybe it's ... no! That's crazy talk! Got to stay focused... Okay, think - what link has to work in Uncyclopedia? Got it! ! No, even that didn't work! ! ! ! Ahhhhh! ctrl + alt + down! that always works!!
Okay, try puttinginto that fortune-telling box that looks like ! Nothing? Goddammit, this is bad!!!
Dimension of the Imagination
Oh, God, it's just like thatforetold! Oh, you were a to mock her ! Now the curse of the is upon you!
That being you thought was your clone is in fact an alien robot from the future named Brad Cohen! AND HE'S BEHIND YOU! NOOOOOO!!!!!
It seems reading this article about the film sends yourmind into . The film is pretty much just four episodes of the twilight zone glued together and during the filming three people died in a helicopter crash.
An episode titled "Nightmare at Some Considerable Distance from the Ground" was pulled off the air due to extremely high levels of blood and gore for the time. In the episode, an airline passenger, played by, spots a grue on the wing of the plane. No one believes him, until the grue breaks into the plane and devours everyone inside.
Middle Ground Between Light And Shadow
And so that is the tale of yourself. An average sort of person who logged onto a not so average page, from which you can never.. somewhere... in .