Turks

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Captain Turkey was also a national hero of Turkey that the Americans ripped off shamelessly.

Turks are human beings that inhabit the country Turkey.

“Mhmm Turkey ”

~ Homer Simpson on on Turkey

The Turkish national pastimes include banging ugly, slutty Russian chicks, sending appalling performers to Eurovision, sodomizing European drug-dealers in their prisons, and picking off pedestrians with their cars even when the green light CLEARLY says that pedestrians have right of way.

Casual research administered by international sporadic racist factions during luncheons proved that the exemplary Turkish behaviour can be seen on the mountainsides near Eastern Asia Minor; the bachelor suites situated on the steep margins of these mountains have paintings on them where you can clearly see a YouTube and a Wordpress shutting down by hominids that look like Prototurks.

A famous Turk.

The urban legend that Turks taste like turkey is currently under scientific investigation by the Koc University, so far they have concluded that they don't not taste like turkey. Progress is slow but rapidly steady with 5 Turks per hour since 1915 thoroughly licked and sucked on by the metaverse's finest minds. During the investigations however, they did confirm that Turks are pretty dumb confirming all theories behind the Persian-told jokes about Turks.

Public outcry from Turkey has been ignored by the United Nations using techniques learned from years of ignoring those monks in Burma. They have officially announced that they think Turkey isn't really a country, merely a figment of several million Turks filthy imaginations. This has given anthropologists something to finally think about.

Turks as founders of the doner kebab they are seen to be kings of all food however, this was contested when a Kebabish takeaway owner in lurgan brought about kebab suppers also known as kebab on chips. These are now hailed as the greatest food source of the invincible drunken male.