Turks
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Turks are human beigs that inhabit the country Turkey. They are the sub-human barbarians who's only contribution to history is smelling like shit.
The Turkish national pastimes include banging ugly, slutty Russian chicks, sending shitty performers to Eurovision, oppressing the Kurds, sodomizing European drug-dealers in their prisons, and picking off pedestrians with their cars even when the green light CLEARLY says that pedestrians have right of way.They are however, masters of trolling BAWWWing Kurd and Armenian EDfags into typing hours of work to create a Turkey page in ED.
Casual research administered by international sporadic racist factions during luncheons proved that the exemplary Turkish behaviour can be seen on the mountainsides near Eastern Asia Minor; the bachelor suites situated on the steep margins of these mountains have paintings on them where you can clearly see a YouTube and a Wordpress shutting down by hominids that look like Prototurks.
The urban legend that Turks taste like turkey is currently under scientific investigation by the University of Jupiter, so far they have concluded that they don't not taste like turkey. Progress is slow but rapidly steady with 5 Turks per hour being thoroughly licked and sucked on by the metaverse's finest minds. During the investigations however, they did confirm that Turks are pretty dumb confirming all theories behind the Persian-told jokes about Turks.
Public outcry from Turkey has been ignored by the United Nations using techniques learned from years of ignoring those monks in Burma. They have officially announced that they think Turkey isn't really a country, merely a figment of several million Turks filthy imaginations. This has given anthropologists something to finally think about.
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Feyyaz Erönen is famous Turk that can be found on every single Turkish indie band's fan site. He later joined Facebook on June 2009.
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