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|Population||Currentley 13 (11 teachers, 1 cat, 1 elephant)|
|Emperor||Mohammed bin Ahmed bin mullah bin oussama bin hamdi|
|National Heroes||Hamilcar Barca, Hannibal,|
|Established||1945, then again in 2000|
|Independence||From Rome never|
|Religion||pagan, teacher sacrifice|
|Motto||DEATH TO ROME|
|National anthem||O NOES!|
|National Sports||Fighting Rome|
|NATIONAL ANIMAL||The Tunisian Ass Worm|
Up until about 1000AD, Tunecia had no human inhabitants. Aside from several thousand reindeer, and large caverns filled with zinc, Tunisia really had nothing much at all. One day, while taking his dog for a walk, Mohammed Torvalds got lost and ended up in this cold land. Impressed by the abundance of reindeer and large amount of zinc, Mohammed decided to found a socialist-democratic Islamic republic. 2 weeks later, all the reindeer were dead, a large zinc industry was formed, and Tunecia had a population of over 100,000 people and a very popular demo scene.
1900 A large meteor struck Tunisia, killing the last of the great Mammoth heards.
19something Mr. Adams (you'll know the reasons later) who at the time was a peace corps leader, was also the Tunisian Freak Daddy over there. Always walking them girls down the mediterranean, already! Now Mr. Adams is living a second life away from Tunisia in Texas as an English teacher, already!
2006 Tunisia wins Germany 2006 World cup
2008 George W. Bush declares war on Tunisia, declaring that they "stole his ghost-in-a-bottle."
2010 Mysterious teachers appeared...
The Future...WHO CARES!!!
- Tunisia is 95% zinc
- Most homes in Tunisia are made out of zinc
- Zinc avec Couscous is the primary food of most Tunisians.
- People in Tunisia never sleep.
- .....Nor do they eat.
- Tunisians are all asexual, but they don't know hence the population.....
- Bambi was Tunisian.
- Study's shown that all good teathers comes form Tunisia...
- Hannibal The Carthagainian (the one with the elephants, idiotic fact for ignorant American audience)
- Hannibal the cannibal (Not really a carthagainian, just there to make stupid uncyclopedia joke for the same Americans as mentioned above, that only have references that doesn't go beyond trashy TV)
- Hasdrubal, Son of Hannibal
- Habib "Mighty Leader allmighty" Bourgiba
- Zine El Abidine Ben Ali "All mighty leader of the present time" Ben Ali
- Fatma Bousseha
- Dido (not that idiotic english lady singer.
- St. Augustine of Hippo
- St. Angus of Hippopotamus
- That guy who's looking out for scamming tourists.