Tunak Tunak Tun
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Tunak Tunak Tun is an Indian song by Daler Mehndi that is used to control minds. It uses blue screen technology which allows Daler Mehndi to dance in front of what looks like a video game. But, the real reason it was made was so that World of Warcraft fans could make their Draenei's dance to it, then post it on YouTube. Another reason it is famous is because of the taunting dances that lure you into the trap of watching it over and over and over and over and over and over, until you die of food poisoning or become a mindless zombie. Plus it's real fame is mostly in India.
The Ferengi were said to have a hand in the making of Tunak Tunak Tun. Daler Mehndi's song is the first song sponsored and endorsed by the Ferengi.
This explains the praying scene in which Daler Mehndi, Daler Mehndi, Daler Mehndi, and Daler Mehndi praise him, which for some reason causes an earthquake. Mehndi also made it so that if you mute the Tunak Tunak Tun music video, and play any song during it, it will sync up. Also, this explains the lyrics that sound like "In your yard I am teh Ferengi man, very odd and chunky!
The song itself only has six lines which are each repeated five times (except the chorus which is repeated twelve times) to make a four minute song. Here is the formula used to make Tunak Tunak Tun:
Desired length of song + (the number of lines other than the chorus x 3) = chorus = SONG
Now that might not make sense but that's exactly what Daler Mehndi wants, and if it does make sense you're probably already a mindless zombie and should go take a bath.