Truth

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“I'm not gonna say it, because I'm not cliche. Fuck off.”

~ Robert DeNiro on Truth

The truth doesn't live here any more. It breeds hatred and cannot be handled (especially by you), but will set you free. Anything told often enough becomes the truth. It is all that remains after you have eliminated the impossible. It is a good thing to share if you have a bad memory for lies. If you are under a sworn oath you may be obliged to tell it, all of it, and nothing but it. This can be inconvenient. If it does not fit, you must acquit.

Truth commonly refers to:

• True
• The internet, the source of most truth
• Flat Earth Society, a combination of the above.

Truth may also refer to:

[edit] Not the truth

Main article: Lies

[edit] Liars

Main article: Suspicious Eyeball Movements

Main article: Pathological liar

[edit] Conspiracies

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Truth.

Main article: Everything

• Liberal media conspiracy
• 9/11 conspiracy
• Caddyshack conspiracy
• Great sushi conspiracy
• Communist conspiracy
• Evil atheist conspiracy
• Monkey conspiracy
• Calculator conspiracy
• Norton duck conspiracy

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