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Trombones are well known to be the loudest, and raspiest instruments. But, if played correctly it is the most beautiful instrument. Trombeones make jokes about others, because they are jealous, but they shouldn't be, because they have by far the hardest Wind instrument. A slide? really? Nobody has a clue how to use the slide except Trombone players, but valves on other brass instruments? You know one, you know them all
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