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“Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill! ”
~ Typical Trollspeak
The common Darkspear Troll, or "Foreigners of the Horde" is one of the least played races in World of Warcraft, this is a well known fact because Trolls have natty, stringy, disgusting hairstyles, no dental insurance, and weird colors of skin. Trolls have very bad racials as well, whenever someone rolls a troll, they usually go about their day in World of Warcraft being humiliated, or made fun of by the other races, such as tauren, because everyone loves a big cow-man.
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[edit] Troll Hobbies
Trolls were originally a voodoo, satanist tribe who hated every other race, and just wanted to be left alone to preform their seances. However, over the past few years Thrall (Leader of the Orcs) decided that the Horde was sucking and the Alliance was rocking their shit, and they needed some black-up, and fast!
[edit] Trolls Today
Trolls haven't changed much, they still have natty hair, disgusting teeth, and weird skin colors (often referred to as the niggers of Azeroth) They have jamaican accents, and if you type '/silly' they'll tell jokes about cutting off their peepee. Trolls start out in the same area as Orcs, often referred to as Durotar (But the smart people know it just Africa.)
[edit] Troll Organizations
Trolls come in many different organizations and groups, the most common is Darkspear trolls, but there are many other different kinds, but I dont study trolls, so I honestly don't know. If a Troll appears in Stormwind, the Humans don't even kill them, they throw banana peels at them, and empty soda cans, because of their natty hair, and disgusting teeth (if you think about it, Trolls are Black British people in disguise) Everyone (including the Horde) hates trolls.
[edit] Troll Sex Life
Trolls live together packs of males, which leads all other races to believe that trolls are homosexuals, all of them. Yup, if you want to be different, and re-roll a Troll Death Knight, or something like that, forget it. Seriously, if you even consider rolling a troll, You're basiclly jumping into a pit of fire.
