TriCanada
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| Motto: "We are loyal" | |||||
| National Anthem: "TriCanada we bow to thei" - queen." | |||||
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| Official language | Funny English, Zulu, | ||||
| Capital | TriOttawa | ||||
| President | Jack Daniels | ||||
| Vice President | Alexander Keith | ||||
| Independence | 2006 from Canada | ||||
| Currency | style= TriCandanian pound | ||||
| Religion | Christanity | ||||
TriCanada is the new country created by the original canada (now called "ye olde Canada eh?") and Christmas Ghandi. After a few rounds of Labatt Blue, the Canadian parliament decided that in order to compete with the USA, they needed to create a country that was "Three times the Canada, three times the FUN!" Thus, TriCanada was born.
Interestingly, the entire population of TriCanada consists of people who responded to a personal ad that read: "Tons of hot chicks wanted for new country. No fatties."
[edit] Widespread Changes
In addition to the name, several important parts of Canadian life have changed as well. For instance, as opposed the old Canada Day, TriCanada Day is a three day party. This is actually the same as the old Canada Day, but the a different name makes it both neato and keen.
While Canada was once thought to be the home of ice-hockey, the new republic of TriCanada has done away with it. In an attempt to appeal to Americans, they have invented a new sport the is a combination of football (AMERICAN football) and hockey, called "foothockey."
Somewhat surprisingly, the creation of TriCanada has had quite an impact on the geography of the region. Man-Made lakes of ice water frequently appear even in remote areas. Also, the water that ran over niagra falls has been replaced with beautifal scenery. Tourism to the region shot up 400%.
Despite the changes, some things have stayed the same. TriQuebec still hates the rest of TriCanada. Also TriCanadians still make south african jokes and TriNewfies still don't find them to be funny. TriIslanders Still have healthy potatoes and Lobster, and TriIslanders still don't have enough people to make a difference.
[edit] The Future of TriCanada
Due to the overwhelming success of TriCanada, plans for a QuadraCanada are already under development.
[edit] QuadraCanada
The TriCanadian Parliament announced at the E3 that the QuadraCanada demo would come out in the summer of 2010, both on the Wii and on the XBOX 360. People would be able to control a character which would look exactly like them in real life, to experience life as it would become once TriCanada officially became QuadraCanada. As two of TriCanada's three prime ministers are outspoken anarchists, one of whom admitted would "blow up the world, had TriCanada access to nuclear weaponry", QuadraCanada's new constitution would truly give its citizens the greatest freedom. Indeed, the government will introduce a new mandatory "AIDS" vaccine, that although does not cure it, does a wonderful job at transmitting the disease. Additional laws are to be added, rumor has it it will become legal to murder, but only if done in an "epic" manner, such as with a sword, or by saying something cool right before. Most members of parliament have already signed a blank paper, saying they will vote in favor for any amendment to the current constitution without reading it.
