Trekkie
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“Seriously, what is wrong with you?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Trekkie
A trekkie is usually an over educated highly intelligent creature who although smarter then you has limited social skills. They can normally be found on college campuses across the nation, comic book stores and fixing your computer after you spill beer on it when looking at internet porn.
| Trekkie | |
|---|---|
 | |
| Abilities | genius level IQ, |
| Resources | The Internet |
| Attack | 2D20 +11 |
| Weakness | Running, Lifting heavy objects. |
| Control Over | The internet, College Campusus, Xbox Live |
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[edit] Origin
The world Trekkie first appears in the early literary work of Star Trek creator George Lucas in the 1950's as the name of the chief character from his highly successful series Battlestar Galactica. It was soon after the release of the first film of the series entitled Serenity, that fans of the series adopted the name to identify themselves to each other.
[edit] Trekkism
Trekkism is the technical term for for an unnatural obsession over a show which was first aired 20 years before most of these people were born. It will typical manifest itself at an early age in the form of an exceptional high IQ coupled with low muscle mass. By middle school the Trekkies natural enemy, The Jock, starts to appear with just the opposite qualities which define the Trekkie. Teen years are very hard on Trekkies as they are shunned by women, suffer abuse at the hands of the jocks, and normally have terrible skin conditions to over come. However starting in their mid to late 20's this changes. In a misguided attempt to create a working transporter Trekkies will enviably end up studying Physics, Engineering or Medicine in college earning a high GPA at a major university all in the same time it takes the typical jock to fail out of community college. Once a Trekkies dreams of inventing a Warp Drive have worn off they still have an advanced degree which will by their early 30's enable them to start bringing home insane amounts of cash, this will in time cause your wife to leave you for a Trekkie especially in light of your recent DUI and the dead end job you've been working for the last 8 years. Once a Trekkie hits their 40's their net worth has enabled them to build a replica of the Starship Enterprise's bridge in the basement and to buy and sale you three times over, just to get even for the swirly you gave them freshmen year. Their 50's see the average Trekkie now married to a woman who is 25 years old and with a average bank account balance somewhere in the range of your annual salary. They've also generally taken to trying to build a phaser array again or just teaching the next generation how to as a professor of Super Physics. And their son just got accepted to Yale, your son just got 5 years up state for holding up a liquor store.
[edit] Habitat
- Star Trek Conventions
- College Campuses
- Internet Chat Rooms
- Xbox Live
- Uncyclopedia articles about Trekkies
[edit] See also
- Star Trek
- You (you know you're a trekkie)
- Bill Gates
- Jean Luc Picard
- French
- Nerd
- Trekkie Monster
- Spock
- Cheerleaders
- Pussy
[edit] Footnotes
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Star Trek - Star Trek: The Next Generation - Deep Space Nine - Voyager - Enterprise | |
| Captains |
James T. Kirk - Jean-Luc Picard - Kathryn Janeway - Jonathan Archer |
| Other people |
Spock - Dr. Leonard McCoy - Scotty - Pavel Chekov - Leslie - Data - William Riker - Deanna Troi - Worf - Tuvok - Kira Nerys - Gul Dukat - Q - Weyoun |
| Species | |
| Other things |
Borg Collective - Captain's log - Holodeck - Prime Directive - The United Federation of Planets - Trekkie - Tribble - USS Enterprise |
