Trash

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Trash The one, the only. Can be used to describe Billy Ray Cyrus, an extrordinarily large Garbage pile, or this article.

[edit] Politicians On Trash

Oprah on trash - "Gross, right? Wrong!

Obama on trash - "They made another article about me on UnCyclopedia? Someone finally loves me!"

McCain on trash - "What about Obama?"

Microsoft on trash - "Did you just say 'Windows Vista'?"

[edit] History

Trash was first discovered in 1550 AD by Sir Richard Cranium the 2nd. A refugee from a third world country, he just wanted to be smug and steal all of the spotlight from other people such as jesus for his discovery. For a long time, it has been thought that trash originated from Sarah Jessica Parker's ass, but this has long been proven wrong......(well actually, no-one knows, because they don't want to look up there).

1581 saw the discovery of the lost trash can. The United States president at the time declared it a National Treasure, and immediately commissioned 2 movies to be made about it.

Recently 2006 brought along such pop sensations as Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton, who are thought of as trash by many.

[edit] Current Trash

Current trash is usually considered to be any of these things (and more).

- Fox News...makes trash for a living.
- George W. Bush....talks trash for a living.
- Rosie O'Donnell...eats trash for a living.
- Hugh Heffner....pasty old white trash.
- Girlfriend....A trashy magazine.
- Obama.........is trash. At everything.

[edit] How Much Can I buy Trash for?

The current price of Windows Vista is $149.95AU . Enough said. Note*: You can't purchase Obama

[edit] The Various Sights and Smells of Trash

mmmmm.....smells like perfume.

[edit] Famous Celebrities who Live in Trash

One well known celebrity who lives in trash is Oscar the Grouch of Seasame Street. When asked about his trash, he simply replied "well I am currently getting quotes for a house extension soon". Rumour has it this extension will include living space for Bert and Earnie, and a toilet where they can have plenty of hours of gay sex.

[edit] Closing

For tens of thousands of years trash has been thought of as a wonderful thing.

....Can you see any trash near you?, if so, go and roll in it; and be proud of your trash.

I'm Peter Styles, and I just did a community service.