Transvestite
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“My mornings just aren’t complete without a quick drag on a transvestite.”
~ Oscar Wilde on transvestites
“If you're giving a "woman" a reach-around, you're probably doing something wrong.”
~ Scott the Tranny on anatomy
“In Soviet Russia, women rape YOU!!”
~ Russia on Russian Women
“Dude looks like a lady!”
~ Steven Tyler on Transvestites
“He most certainly is!”
~ Morgan Freeman on Your Gradeschool Principal
“Fatty's can find love with them, ask Dillby”
~ Corey Beutish on Transvestites----A transvestite is a geological formation, similar to a stalegtite, which resembles a vest. A less common usage of the word denotes a mad bastard who is sexually attracted to his mum.
“I'm just a Sweet Transvestite, from Transexual Transylvania!”
~ Dr.Frankenfurter
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[edit] Origin of the term
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[edit] Transvestitism traits
- Personal comfort
- Sexual arousal
- Drunkenness
- Constant diarrhea
Being a transvestite is a one way ticket to hell. And it's gross, I mean, can't you be happy with your gender? Kill a transvestite if you see one. Nah. Just kidding. Despite public opinion there are no direct links between transvestitism and homosexuality. However, obvious links exist between transvestitism and communism… Ronald Reagan said so.
[edit] Confirmed transvestites
- President Ronald Reagan: transvestite prostitute from Mexico
- J. Edgar Hoover: renowned male transvestite
- Elton John: renowned female transvestite
- Margaret Thatcher: owned male transvestite
- Ellen DeGeneres: renowned male transvestite
- Katie Holmes: award-winning transvestite, direction unknown
- Nick Nolte: an extremely unconvincing male transvestite
- Pete Burns: can't decide, but here for completeness
- Jeremy Clarkson: tries too hard to wear his hair in a perm like your granny.
- Rona Ambrose: renowned Canadian political male transvestite
- Wikipedia Admins== Famous Transvestites ==
- Madonna, The God-dess and mother of all of'em
- Mr. T, there's a rumour that he's the fusion between Venus and Serena Williams.
- Tori Amos
- Oscar Wilde
- Björk
- Carson Kressley, some say that he's actually a woman
- Sandra Bullock, oh...wait! She's a trannie!
- Pope Benedict
- Alf
- Amy Winehouse
- Robin
- Dennis Rodman, oooops...I forgot it! another trannie, sorry!
- Queen Latifah
- France
- RuPaul
- Wikipedia
[edit] Suspected transvestites
- David Beckham: source of the transvestite phrase "bends it like Beckham"
- Rosie O'Donnell: suspected male transvestite
- Axl Rose: suspected female transvestite
- Benjamin Harrison: quite probably the first female President
- Fabio: the world’s most unconvincing female
- Ann Coulter: suspected satanic transvestite
- Jenny: pinko fag sellout who works at some bookstore in Saskatoon
[edit] Individuals with a disturbing attraction to transvestites
- Bill Clinton: to be fair, he is attracted to anything with a pulse
- Lord Byron: predisposed to females pretending to be males
[edit] Individuals exempt from transvestitism
Some people, for one reason or another, are categorically unable to pass as a transvestite:
- Michael Jackson: is not androgynous
- Marilyn Manson: plastic surgery has made this individual androgynous
- The Great Kelly
[edit] Action Transvestites
- COCO PACE
- Eddie Izzard - Pioneer in Action Transvestitism
[edit] See Also
Ancient Gods of the Greek mythology ( also known as the Christ family )
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Ancient Gods of the Greek mythology (also known as the Christ family) (alternate huge version)
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