Transhumanism
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“Those humans are intent on living indefinitely? Aww, but I wanna smite their asses with mah four ponies of the apocalypse :( Unfair, dude.”
Foolish humans. While you all spend your time on your worthless television sets and computers, I have been concocting nanobots which shall bring humanity into the future. You shall pay for picking me last in the dodge ball games and stealing my lunch money.
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[edit] Administer the Nanobots
Aha! I have now injected myself with the nanobots that shall raise me above you pitiable humans and make me something much more. I can already feel the changes occurring in me, making me stronger, more powerful, and filling me with nanobotty goodness! I am closely approaching a state where not even God or Poland will stand in my way! Although Chuck Norris may have a fighting chance...
[edit] Human evolves into Transhuman
I can already feel myself transcending you, you humans, and I have asked myself why I was planning on sharing this really super-duper cool formula with you, you insects are not yet worthy of the awesome transformations I have gone through. Maybe I will be able to my own pleasure machine to myself and to others, the sky is the limit. I am not Borg, however, just somewhat like it, but not.
[edit] I have evolved beyond the need for a 'keyboard'
That's right, I am typing this without a keyboard, as I have recently acquired telekinesis from my transformation, and now nothing can stop me from achieving my true potential.
[edit] Post human
Much like the caterpillar emerging from its cocoon as a snake, I too have evolved so far as to no longer be able to be considered human, thus, I no longer feel the need to punish you for your last dodge ball picking ways, and will soon depart from this planet, in search of a new place where my form will be accepted, farewell.
