It is early morining, sometime in the summer of 1969. The Partridge Family has begun its rise to mega-stardom, but has yet to organize into an armed cult.
edit The Epic
"What am I going to do now?" exclaimed Tracy, somewhat disappointed by her obvious defeat.
"Fight for my amusement!" cried Oscar as he raised his sonic-war-cane to the sky and pressed the little orange button.
There was a clap of thunder, and instantly Gretl Von Trapp appeared before them. She had a strange look in her eyes -- like Tracy wasn't among the few of her favorite things.