Trønderloven Second Edition
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Trønderloven: Second Edition is the updated version of Trønderloven, and it doesn't contain the old laws. The history is the same as the other, and the translation from Norwegian to English is as crappy as before. The author of Trønderloven: Second Edition is named Marius Andresen.
[edit] The updated law
- Du e itj mannj før du har lært dæ å bannj
- Du e mistilpassa når du itj har hår på brøstkassa
- Du e tøffar ennj toge om du høre på hanj Åge
- Du e litt femi om du hete Kurt Remi
- Du får itj pul når du itj har vaska dæ siden jul
- Det bli itj nå darlings me klær fra Carlings
- Det bli itj nå mus uten Rohypnol å brus
- Du e itj helt me om du fortsatt digge Tande P
- Det e itj nå fæst om du itj havne i fyllearrest
- Du e litt uavslutta om du e mannj å like gutta
- Du e for full om du itj finnj nå hull
- Du må drekk mer om du kjenne at syne bli ber
- Det e itj tøft før du våkne i ei grøft
- Du e itj full om du e i stand te å knull
- Saken e i boks om du har bartevoks
- Det e litt flaut om du itj kanj å braut
- Når du har sopp på taska e det på tide å få'n vaska
- Det e itj nå tess uten grilldress
- Du e heit når du e småfeit
- E du søring e du itj verdt en femtiøring
- Du e verdig om du får stå mens du sjer på RBK
Now, in english:
- You aren't a man until you have learned to swear
- You are misadjusted if you have no hair on your chest
- You are tougher than the train if you listen to Åge
- You are a little feminine if your name is Kurt Remi
- You won't get laid if you haven't washed yourself since Christmas
- You'll get no darlings with clothes from Carlings
- You won't get any pussy without Rohypnol and soda
- You are not updated yet if you still dig Tande P
- It isn't a party if you don't end up in the drunk cell
- You aren't finished if you're a man and you like boys
- You are to drunk if you can't find a hole
- You have to drinke more if your sight is getting better
- It isn't cool until you wake up in a ditch
- You aren't drunk if you are in the condition to fuck
- The case is in a box if you got yourself some moustache wax
- It is a little bit embarrassing if you don't know how to brag
- If you got mushrooms on your nut sack, it's a long time since it's been washed
- It ain't cool without a broiling dress
- You're hot when you are chubby
- If you're a "søring" you aren't worth 0,5 NOK
- You are worthy if you get a hard-on while watching RBK
