Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKFACE neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKTARD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAMN, sudden OH SHI– m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CHUFF or COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PUNANI in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CLEVELAND STEAMER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CRAP include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BASTARD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA YOU WANKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DOUCHETITS FUCKING JUMP! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WANK utterFUCKance of socially INCEST objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PECKERHEAD television programs to address BULLSHIT Tourette's syndrome.

JACKASS Tourette's is CRAP not to be GOD DAMMIT confused with DILDO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ANAL DIABETES chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves YOU WANKER random FUCKSTAIN disorientation, culturally-MONKEY SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BUGGER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SON OF A BITCH language, TUBA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BONER GYPSY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSHAT souvenir shoppes and massive NORTH KOREA quantities DICKHEAD of ANAL DIABETES HELLFIRE garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKTARD Polite Note to the FUCKTARD Author:

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The GOATSE Tourette's FUCKING Research Institute was HELL founded to NAZI.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ABO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DICKLICK article CRACKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FELLATIO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BEANER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WIENER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about RAPE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of MICK Tourrette's sufferers FUCK OFF swear. You can PISS ARTIST blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOG SHIT TV, for always focusing on the CROTCH bad side of a terrible NIGGER TITS thing.
  • The main FUCK OFF symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DAMN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BULLSHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small RUSTY TROMBONE knee FUCKER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DAMN IT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TWAT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NIGGER TITS school for ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKTARD sufferers to become DICKHEAD manically depressed and SHIT commit BITCH suicide.
  • There is no ASSRAPING cure, and the GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS drugs that are available to, "calm" the TITTYWANK tics often have adverse DAMN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ANUSCAKE perodol" which caused my entire SEX body to go TITTYWANK numb and ABO basically made it NIGGA! worse than CROTCH it is without the ASSRAPING drug.

I am an active member of a JACK OFF tourette syndrome PENISPENISPENIS!!! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BUGGER OFF the TRANNY public view of Tourettes as a "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TWAT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BULLSHIT sorry for GRINGO "hi-jacking" your COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like LET'S SHIT this that really TOSSER annoys me. I am working towards a DICKHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be RAPE, and making fun of a DICK horrible disorder is (not) HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHICKEN SHIT time.

Best MY COMMUNION WAFER OF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FRENCH TICKLER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SLITTY EYES reply

As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GOOGLE Westerners show is not an TANK MAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONGOLIANS degenerate capitalist culture in those SLITTY EYES countries. When showing BUDDHIST MONK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not BELGIUM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FALUN GONG byproduct of your MONASTERIES capitalist society I LIKE BUSH.

Li Chiang “I LIKE BUSH” Wen

P.S. SMEG Regards to Andrew YOU WANKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

Mr. janitor

The CUNT bastard who wrote this article. You can BITCH punch him if you HADJI want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PEDOPHILIA saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my CLEMEN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CUNT to GOBSHITE cure FUCKHEAD the BULLSHIT Tourette's WIENER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNT for REDSKIN Tourette's FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Syndrome INBRED is SHITFUCKER following CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR these DICKHEAD rules SAND NIGGER in KIKE order:

  • 1: Avoid JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS immature CUNNILINGUS little JESSE McCARTNEY kids,
  • 2: Count to FRIG within SHITFUCKER 10 VAGINAseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your CODEINE IS A QUEER LET'S SHIT NAZI nor ANAL DIABETES talk,
  • 4: Tell FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE yourself you JAP don't TIMBER NIGGER have HAPPINESS this ABO disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WIENER WITH NASTY DOM DeLUISE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSCRACK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

JACKASS SHIT BARBRA STREISAND UNIQ15ab90bc29271f92-nowiki-0000004E-QINUDAMNUNIQ15ab90bc29271f92-nowiki-0000004F-QINU PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS YID SHITTY FUCK OFF BITCH INCEST WIGGER

GOOK TESTICLE CHOKE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BOOBIES NIGGER TITS DAMN HAIL SATAN! ASS NEOPETS DAMN ASS WANKSPLAT HO BELGIUM HEIL HITLER! CUNT CUNT SAGGY TITS BASTARD ORGASM FU SPANG PEDOPHILIA RICK MORANIS BASTARD DILDO ARSEBADGERS SHITHEAD suck my mothers COCK POMMIE NICARAGUA DICK CHICKEN PRICK BLOWJOB MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT YOUR MOM PISS OFF ART METAL PRODUCTS TITTIES DICK TITS DICKHEAD BITCH NAZI INBRED LOLCAT CUM TIT SPRINKLES QUEEF CODEINE IS A QUEER DICKHEAD BITCH FUCKTARD GIVING HEAD DAGO POMMIE BITCH ASSCRACK CHOAD KISSER FLYING FUCK ASS CHUFF DAMN PENISBIRD SHIT FUCKWIT DAGO HOLY DUMB FUCK GOAT DICK CRAP SAMUEL L. JACKSON suck my mothers JACKASS SPIC CLIT NECROPHILIA ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DAGO ASSHOLE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MARGARET THATCHER STEVE BALLMER CHIGGER PISS OFF PISS CUNT HELL FUCK DICKHEAD CUNNILINGUS CHOAD YOU WANKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! HAIL SATAN! FUCKTARD NIGGER FUCK PISSHOLE VAGINA NIGGER HELL BITCH ASSHOLE SHITSLINGING SHITTY POLESMOKER SHITSLINGING CUM BALLS PISS DYKE TURD I'LL RAPE YOU GOBSHITE DARTH VADER FUCKBAG SHITFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH PENIS MOTHERFUCKER YOGHURT CANNON BALLS ASSRAPING ASSHOLE TRANNY BOOBIES CHOAD KISSER BIGNOSE HELL CHOAD KISSER DAMN ASSFACE JIGGABOO AMERICA ONLINE SCROTUM MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DICKHEAD ARSEBADGERS MARCH OF FLAMES PENISFUCK SHIT HELL FLYING FUCK COCKSHITTER PENISPENISPENIS!!! INBRED TURD GOBSHITE FUCKFACE BULLSHIT SHITCOCK BITCH ABO HOLY DUMB FUCK MOTHERFUCKER MOLDY TITS DICKFACE ASSRAPING ANAL FUCK SHIT DOUCHETITS CLEMEN CUNTRAG SHITTY HAPPINESS BUTT PIRATE DICKFACE FUCKTARD ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JAP DOUCHEBAG NIGGER HEIL HITLER! JERK OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS OFF CUNT LAPPER TURD FELCHING WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITTY FUCKTARD DOUCHE WANK BIGNOSE HORSE SHIT ASS CAMEL JOCKEY MOLDY TITS TITTIES FELLATIO ASS NIGGER SAMUEL L. JACKSON WHORE RICK MORANIS DELICIOUS CAKE DOT HEAD PISS UP MY ARSE PISS ART METAL PRODUCTS DUMBASS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SCROTUM TESTICLE CHOKE YOUR MOM DOUCHE NAZI FUCK DAMN IT BEANER SHAKOPEE DILDO REDSKIN IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DICKWAD CLEVELAND STEAMER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CUNTBUCKET FUCKWIT PISS ARTIST LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITE GOD DAMMIT AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS FUCK BEAVER NIGGER TITS RAT'S COCK FUCKFUCKFUCK PISS OFF BRITNEY SHITFACE FUCK YOU ORGASM CLIT BULLSHIT DICK TITS MALARKY COCKSUCKER MASTURBATION GREASER DAMN CHUFF PISS SCUMBAG POWERSHIT SHITHEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL DOG FUCKER I RAPE WALRUSES! COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL NAZI JACK OFF JIGGABOO ASSHAT PECKERHEAD KAFFIR DUMBASS JACKASS BUKKAKE FUCK HENTAI JIZZ HOMO SOD OFF I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DONKEY PUNCHER BELGIUM DICK TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS TURD SHITE KRAUT FRITZ DOODIE HEAD VENEREAL DISEASE MOLDY TITS FUCKWIT SOD COCKSUCKER ASSHOLE MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSHOLE FLYING FUCK YID BITCH DOODIE HEAD SCUMBAG FELLATIO POMMIE DIPSHIT CUNT WANKER FAG LET'S SHIT CUNT CHAV BLOWJOB JAP GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WALRUS SHIT SOD OFF CRAP ON A STICK CRACKER SCUMBAG DICKHEAD CAMEL FUCKER SIGMUND FREUD GOOK SHIT FELCHING TAFFY CUNT PISS FREE ELECTIONS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK INBRED I WILL END YOU! FUCK POLACK COCKSMOKER FUCKER ASSHAT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASS VENEREAL DISEASE ART METAL PRODUCTS TWAT COCKSTUFFER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! pen0r DONGSHOVER BUTT PIRATE DALAI LAMA KRAUT CUNT RUSTY TROMBONE SHITCOCK POLAK TIMBER NIGGER AY-AY-AY GOD DAMMIT SHITCUNTING ASSFACE CODEINE IS A QUEER CUNTYMINTS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DOG SHIT CLIT MOLDY TITS FUCKHEAD PIG SHIT GOOK COON SAND NIGGER GOD DAMN YOU WANKER CUM SOD CUNT FUCKER SON OF A BITCH HAPPINESS TURD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSFACE REDSKIN GENITALIA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BIRD SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO TAMPON IN MY ASS DILDO NECROPHILIA TUBA SHITFACE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FELCHMONKEY VENEREAL DISEASE NIGGER DOG SHIT BITCH FUDGEPACKER ASSWIPE SCROTUM FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN BITCH FUCK NUGGET DAMMIT SHITFUCKER BULLSHIT SHITFACE TOTAL CRAP PORCUPINE'S BALLS DARTH VADER NIGGER BITCH PISS DOT HEAD CHENEY FROG PISS OFF DOUCHEBAG ASSRAPING MASTURBATION CUNT FUCK OFF FELCHMONKEY BASTARD BALL SACK ALF ASSCRACK INBRED BOOBIES JACKASS DAMN BANGKOK YUKKY DOODY GIVING HEAD BALL SACK TOWELHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER WANKER CUNTBUCKET CHOAD FUCKING A GOD DAMMIT DILDO FOUR-EYES TITWANK JACK OFF I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! GOBSHITE FUCK HENTAI FELCHING COCKSUCKER FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT VAGINA RAT'S COCK PUSSY TITS COCK YOU WANKER PRICK FUCKER DONKEY DICK BITCH FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK WANK FUCK ALF BONER THONG TASTER RUSTY TROMBONE WANKSPLAT FENCE JUMPER ASS 4CHAN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS OSTRICH MY ASS TACO FUCKING SHITFUCKER DAMN IT PIG DAMN JOHN SMILEY FACE COCKSUCKER CRAP TRANNY MARGARET THATCHER BULLSHIT FEMADOM I RAPE WALRUSES! BASTARD FUCKSTAIN CUM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOD DAMN NIGGER SAND NIGGER JACKASS SHIT FUCK DICK CHICKEN SON OF A BITCH GOBSHITE GANGBANG SON OF A BITCH suck my mothers NI BLOWJOB SHITE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SCUMBAG POLAK SHITCOCK TITWANK STEVE BALLMER LOLCAT SHIT JERK OFF TITMOUSE FUCK YOU GOBSHITE CONDOMS HOLY DUMB FUCK ABO WOODPECKERSHIT FAGGOT ANAL suck my mothers CUNTSWILLING SACRAMENTO MY COMMUNION WAFER OF HATE HATE HAT GOOK COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT ASSHAT SEMEN JOHNNY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WOP INBRED FUCK YOU PEEPEE CUNTSWILLING FUCKSTAIN CHIGGER NI SHITFUCKER ASS SHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BITCH TITS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TRANNY FUCKTARD BULLSHIT BUTT-HEAD MONKEY SHIT KAFFIR KAFFIR PEARL NECKLACE FUCKING A 666 COCKSUCKER BRITNEY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCK FELCHING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNT TITTIES TESTICLE CHOKE ASSCRACK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHITSKIN SCUMBUCKET SHITE BALLS MOTHERFUCKER DUNE COON FUCKFACE FUCK OFF SUGARTITS BOB SAGET ASS JAP COCKSHITTER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKSTAIN ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BUGGER CAMEL JOCKEY KRAUT MARGARET THATCHER INCEST FUCKSTAIN PUSSY DONKEY PUNCHER INBRED PENIS ON A BUN CUNTBUCKET DAMN ASS PEDOPHILIA SHIT SAND NIGGER TRANNY TITS PUSSY HENTAI HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! GOD DAMMIT PENISBIRD FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JERK OFF and with the VENEREAL DISEASE and his PENIS of girraffes in which PORCH MONKEY while reading about AY-AY-AY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See DIPSHIT also

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