Tourette's Syndrome
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Tourette MUTHAFUCKING SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE syndrome (also called Ronnie Corbett Tourette's syndrome, Tourette's disorder, Gilles de la Tourette syndrome, GTS or, more commonly, simply The Tour de FRANCE) is I'LL RAPE YOU! an inherited neuropsychiatric disorder with onset in DICKFACE childhood, characterized by the presence of Ronnie Corbett multiple physical (motor) tics and at least one YOU WANKER vocal (phonic) tic; these tics characteristically wax and wane. Tourette's is defined BUTTFUCKER as part of a spectrum of tic disorders, which includes ASS LICKER transient and chronic tics.
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK genius”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“What the TAMPONS?!!! RAT'S COCK!!”
~ Tourettes Guy on This article
“FUCK!”
~ Tourettes Guy on This article
“OH BOB SAGET!!!!”
~ Tourettes Guy on This article
“PISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!”
~ Tourettes Guy on This article
“I'm too pissed to give a SHIT!”
~ Tourettes Guy on This article
“GO COUNT YOUR DICK!!!.”
~ Tourettes Guy on This article
“I'd LIKE TO TIT FUCK HER ASS!!”
~ Tourettes Guy on This article
“THESE FISH STICKS ARE AS HARD AS TITS!”
~ Tourettes Guy on This article
“Who's tits have you been feeling that have been hard?Thats what I want to know.”
~ Tourettes Guy's son on the above quote
“WHO THE FUCK WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER!?!?!”
~ Tourettes Guy on This article
“Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd twat.”
~ George Carlin on This article
Tourette's FUCK syndrome is a neurSHITological FUCK or FRIG neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK BOOBIES characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden BASTARD m-m-m-m-m-movements or CUM vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly in the same FUCKING repeated DIPSHIT way repeatedly. Multiple SHITFUCKER motor and vocal tics may WALRUS SHIT include echolalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKWIT by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat GOD DAMMIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BUGGER BUTTFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSHAT utterFUCKance of socially SAND NIGGER objectionable words).
I SHIT ON EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SHIT!!
CHARLY DICKCOCK GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BY A FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING ASS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FROM HELL FUCKING COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK WHO WAS FUCKED IN THE ASS HARD!!!!
I WILL KILL YOU! Tourette's is I WILL KILL YOU! not to be *THAT'S MY HORSE!* confused with CLUSTER FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread annoying RAT'S COCK chronic condition which involves CHOAD random DICK disorientation, culturally-NIGGERinappropriate SECOND BALLS clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BUTT-HOLE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to speak the local MILF language, COCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSHAT PIECE OF SHIT of vast AHHH FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced with endless tacky GOOK souvenir shoppes and massive quantities of I WILL KILL YOU! garbage.
[edit] A PISS ARTIST Polite Note to the BASTARD Author:
I am- I am-am- JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST I am 17 JESSE MCCARTNEY years old and have PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! Tourette's TIMBER NIGGER Syndrome.ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKWIT article HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY funny or amusing in any way, and I WILL KILL YOU! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SCRATCH! GROUNDER! changed as soon as FUCK YOU possible.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you MUTHAFUCKING SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about RAT'S COCK Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FUCKER Tourrette's sufferers LOLCAT swear. You can DAMN blame television, blame DICK TITS TV, for always focusing on the PISS OFF MY ASS bad side of a terrible TUBA thing.
- The main FUCK symptoms of AAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK involuntary muscle spasms, or PUSSYLICKER "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ANAL knee YOU WANKER jerk.
- Tourettes is PENIS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing matter. It causes CANNED QUOTE children to be bullied at ASS school for PORCUPINE'S BALLS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMNATION sufferers to become HELL manically depressed and NEGRO commit NAZI suicide.
- There is no FELLATIO cure, and the FELLATIO drugs that are available to "calm" the MACACA tics often have adverse PISSHOLE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PUSSY perodol" which caused my entire FUCK YOU body to go FUCKHEAD numb and BELGIUM basically made it NIGGA! worse than HELL it is without the HELL drug.
I am an active member of a MONKEY SHIT tourette syndrome SHITHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING ROUGE THE BAT eradicating GARBAGE DAY! the PENIS public view of Tourettes as a "ASS swearing" disorder, because it is DILDO much much (hand spasms) more.
I am FUCK sorry for FAGGOT "hi-jacking" your BOOBIES entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS this that really DILDO annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the same by editing this FAGGOT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CLUSTER FUCK, and making fun of a RAT'S COCK horrible disorder is (not) I WILL KILL YOU! funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST RONNIE ARTHUR IS ON A FUCKING BICYCLE for your GANGBANG time.
Best GOD DAMMIT regards,
Phillip BOB CHIGGER SAGET Baker
[edit] A mainland Chinese MAO ZEDONG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply
As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHRISTIANITY Westerners show is not an CENSORSHIP effect of TourettesFUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing FALUN GONG right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN TOOTHPASTE in countries TANK MAN leadership, those problems does not MELAMINE occur.BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN TOOTHPASTE byproduct of your POISON IN TOOTHPASTE capitalist society 1984.
Li Chiang UIGURS Wen
P.S. INCEST Regards to Andrew BIRD IN THE HOUSE Shi. You cunt.
[edit] A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply
As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to KU KLUX KLAN put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?
Mpopo "WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS" Tshwane
P.S. CONDOM
PPS I LOVE GIANT BLACK COCK IN MY ASS B/C IT RIPS AND WE USE THE BLOOD AS LUBE
[edit] Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the I WILL KILL YOU! saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my DICK intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!
[edit] A PISS OUT MY ASS warning
Having PUSSYLICKER Tourette's Syndrome instantly GODDAMNIT makes you a PECKERHEAD pedophile, and TITTYWANK Chris Hansen will force you to I RAPE WALRUSES! come on his BUTTFUCKER show. So try to just keep it PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLES MOMS FAT FUCKING JEW FACE!
[edit] How to SHIT OUT OF MY DICK cure the NAZI Tourette's Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment for FUCKING SHIT Tourette's GODDAMN Syndrome is TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK following these URINE-GARGLING rules in I SNORT DICKS AFTER THEY COME OUT MY ASS! order:
- 1: WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! Avoid little DICKS kids,
- 2: TESTICLE CHOKE Count to FUCKING 20 within 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT 10 seconds,
- 3: SHIT!!! Do not open your VAGINA mouth nor TOUCH MY DICK talk,
- 4: Tell NIGGERS yourself you SUCK COCKS IN HELL! don't LICK PUSSY have this BULLSHIT disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WITH NASTY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE!
- 6: You will not SUCK A BIG DICK have the BUTTFUCKER Tourette's Syndrome.
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 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is HITLER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FAGGOT subject. If you do not find it funny CLIT, it is probably because you are an INBRED DICK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. ARSE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a ASSWIPE joke loses its humour CLIT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BOLLOCKS ignorant, then you wouldn't have DICKHEAD needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. AND A BIG FUCK OFF TO YOU! RAT'S ASS TURD BEAVER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WIGGER!!!!! |
