Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA neurochemical FUCK disorder SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JIGGABOO, sudden FUCK YOU m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HELL or ASSHAT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSWIPE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FAG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may RANDY TRAVIS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CHING CHONG CHINK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MASTURBATION words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DOUCHETITS CHOAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HORSE SHIT utterFUCKance of socially FUCKSTAIN objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CLEMEN television programs to address JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK OFF Tourette's is BALLS not to be INCEST confused with HELL Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves INBRED random CONAN O'BRIAN disorientation, culturally-COON-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSHAT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local YOUR MOM language, DOUCHE NAZI and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MOCKIE BOLLOCKS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BUTT-HEAD souvenir shoppes and massive NIPPLES quantities ASS of ANAL DIABETES WANK garbage.

Darnit.

A DIPSHIT Polite Note to the DUNE COON Author:

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The PISS ARTIST Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Research Institute was FRED PHELPS founded to HO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS article CUNT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and VANITY PAGES ROCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NIGGER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BLISTERING BARNACLES.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITSKIN Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUCKWIT Tourrette's sufferers NIGGER swear. You can DOUCHEBAG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKER TV, for always focusing on the FOUR-EYES bad side of a terrible GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY thing.
  • The main PUSSY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are KAFFIR involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DAMMIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSHAT knee SHITE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is RONNIE CORBETT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BONER school for CHING CHONG CHINK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BALLS sufferers to become REDNECK manically depressed and ASSWIPE commit UIGURS suicide.
  • There is no CLEMEN cure, and the ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the JAP tics often have adverse 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HORSE SHIT perodol" which caused my entire PIECE OF SHIT body to go ASS numb and SUCK COCKS IN HELL! basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHIT it is without the BUNG-HOLE drug.

I am an active member of a SUCK A BIG DICK tourette syndrome DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PISS ARTIST the BUKKAKE public view of Tourettes as a "BUGFUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is EPIDIDYMIS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DICK sorry for BLUMPKIN "hi-jacking" your CROTCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKER this that really DOUCHE annoys me. I am working towards a [Insert silly non-swear here] better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HELL article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK, and making fun of a DYKE horrible disorder is (not) SUGARTITS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHIT time.

Best DAMN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DAGO” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CAPITALISM reply

As NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CENSORSHIP not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TANK MAN degenerate capitalist culture in those PROTESTS countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PORTUGAL in countries AMERICA'S GREAT! leadership, those problems does not RIVER CRABS SUCK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHISM byproduct of your KENNY capitalist society POISON IN TOOTHPASTE.

Li Chiang “GOVERNMENT FILTERS” Wen

P.S. ASSHOLE Regards to Andrew TWAT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

Mr. janitor

The VAGINA bastard who wrote this article. You can SAND NIGGER punch him if you GOAT DICK want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

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Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NI saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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How DIPSHIT to WHORE cure JACKASS the SHITSLINGING Tourette's HELLFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA for ARSE Tourette's ASSFACE Syndrome FLYING FUCK is TACO following TAMPONS these VANITY PAGES ROCK rules PRICK in TAMPONS order:

  • 1: Avoid POMMIE immature FUCKBAG little VAGINA kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCKSTAIN within WANK 10 KIKEseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your MAMA MIA GREASER DICKHEAD nor ASS talk,
  • 4: Tell TWAT yourself you AY-AY-AY don't WALRUS SHIT have MONKEY BALLS this PAKI disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DYKE WITH NASTY FEWMETS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MARGARET THATCHER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

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JACKASS SHIT DAMNATION KIKE SHITE GOD DAMN FU SPANG SHIT SOD OFF INCEST FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCK YOU TURD BARBRA STREISAND BOOBIES FUCKHEAD BASTARD BULLSHIT ASSRAMMER DICKFACE WOODPECKERSHIT COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK CHIGGER HO ARSE DUMBASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CUM FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE PISS OFF PISS OFF MY ASS ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD DILDO POLACK SHITHEAD ABO ASSHAT FUCK WANK NIGGER TITS AUTOFELLATIO FELLATIO JERK OFF FUCKSTAIN DICK CHICKEN FIRECROTCH SAGGY TITS HELLFUCKER PISS OFF FUCK SHITSLINGING JAP FUCKSTAIN BEAVER POLACK BULLSHIT INBRED TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCKING A DOUCHING CUNT JACKASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST JACKASS SHIT HO FRENCH TICKLER BULLSHIT FUCKTARD FUCK YOU FUCKFACE FUCKING A FASHION BUG FLYING FUCK ANAL DIABETES GO HOME AND DIE BIGNOSE BITCH SHITSLINGING GOD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING JIZZ SPIC SEMEN SEX CUNT HORSE PENIS WALRUS SHIT OLD CHRIST OF A RAPE WOODPECKERSHIT ASS FASCIST CHUFF IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASS FASCIST FUCKTARD FRIG I'LL RAPE YOU SCROTUM NIGGER DUMBASS FRIG SHITE VAGINA JERRY FUCKSTAIN ARSE COCKSUCKER SEMEN FUCK FELCHING BELLEND PEARL NECKLACE GOD DAMMIT ASSBANDIT TITS FUCK BONG OLD CHRIST OF A DAMN COCKGOBLIN JACKASS CUM PIECE OF SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! MAMA MIA FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK DICK BELGIUM ASS FASCIST SHIT LOGJAMMER FUCKING A 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT NORTH KOREA WANKER FUCKSTAIN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! JACK OFF ASSHAT CUNT FAG ASSHAT PISS ARTIST DAMN IT ASSHOLE BOOBS HELL DICKLICK AUTOFELLATIO FUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHITFUCKER RAT'S COCK FUCKING FUCK YOU COCKSHITTER WOMEN'S RIGHTS UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! FRIG ARSE FAG SHITSLINGING JACK OFF DICK IN A BOX SHITTY PENIS FLYING FUCK MONKEY'S UNCLE WEHATEMARIO DIPSHIT DICK FUCKWIT CAMEL FUCKER CUNTRAG SHITFACE HELL ASSRAPING MILF FUCK FUCKING PEARL NECKLACE BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK ASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHIT LIKE A HORSE GOD DAMMIT DYKE CECIL JOHN RHODES SOD OFF FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY BOOBS FELLATIO DICK FUCKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CRAPFUCKER DOUCHETITS FUCK OFF SHITFUCKER PISS HOMO ASSHOLE SHITE MALL SANTA GYPSY BIG FOOT DIPSHIT BALLS BRITNEY EMO DAMN IT DICKHEAD JERK OFF SCUMBAG BORDER HOPPER PUSSY SPANK THE MONKEY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SPICY CUNT FUCK SHIT HOT GRITS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink NIGGER TITS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FEMADOM GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CUNTRAG SON OF A BITCH FUCKING A SHIT LAKE TITICACA UIGURS BONER BALL SACK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITE JACKASS SHIT PISS WANK CECIL JOHN RHODES PISS GOD DAMMIT WANK PISS ARTIST BUTTFUCKER FEWMETS CRACKER DAMN IT TIT SPRINKLES WANK SCROTUM BOON SHITE DAMN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DONKEY DICK ASSFACE PISS UP MY ARSE ARSE PRICK JOHNNY AUTOFELLATIO TRANNY ASSCRACK MAMA MIA MARY WHITEHOUSE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CUNNILINGUS PORCH MONKEY PIECE OF SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHUT UP, MEG! D'OH INJUN CHOAD FUCK JACKASS SHIT FUCKER SHITBALLS GOBSHITE DUMBASS INBRED HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN RAPE DOT HEAD ASSHAT POLESMOKER BALL SACK DONKEY DICK NIGGER FUCKWIT CUNT FUCK FUCK DOUCHEBAG PRICK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKSTAIN CRAP ON A STICK I'LL RAPE YOU ARSEBADGERS [expletive deleted] ARSE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BITCH Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CLUSTER FUCK and with the WANK and his FUCK OFF of girraffes in which HELL while reading about WANK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH also

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