Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCK YOU neurochemical FUCK disorder CLEVELAND STEAMER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSCRACK, sudden GOD DAMMIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK or HELLFIRE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JIGGABOO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NORTH KOREA include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DOG FUCKER ARSE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BELGIUM utterFUCKance of socially ROSIE O'DONNELL objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT television programs to address ASSHOLE Tourette's syndrome.

CUNTRAG Tourette's is WIGGER not to be NIGGER TITS confused with BITCH Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHIT random DAMN disorientation, culturally-BLESSED DAMN SAINT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK OFF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK OFF language, NEGRO and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places VAGINA BITCH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL souvenir shoppes and massive SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM quantities FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD of ANAL DIABETES BORDER HOPPER garbage.

Darnit.

A PRICK Polite Note to the RAT'S COCK Author:

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The CUNNILINGUS Tourette's BITCH Research Institute was FUCK founded to CHAV.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WANK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BASTARD article SPIC funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HELL changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TITTIES.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PEARL NECKLACE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of MARGARET THATCHER Tourrette's sufferers SEMEN swear. You can SEMEN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TURD TV, for always focusing on the FRENCH TICKLER bad side of a terrible BUTTFUCKER thing.
  • The main LET'S SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BUTT PIRATE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHOAD knee MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is MALL SANTA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HELL school for CHOAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKING sufferers to become MASTURBATION manically depressed and GINGERBREAD commit HOSER suicide.
  • There is no WHORE cure, and the FUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the FLYING FUCK tics often have adverse CUNNILINGUS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAMN perodol" which caused my entire SAMUEL L. JACKSON body to go BLESSED DAMN SAINT numb and NIGGER basically made it NIGGA! worse than RAGHEAD it is without the HAIL SATAN! drug.

I am an active member of a BASTARD tourette syndrome BITCH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASS the PENISBIRD public view of Tourettes as a "ASSCRACK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKSTAIN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JESSE McCARTNEY sorry for PRICK "hi-jacking" your SHITE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOD DAMMIT this that really BIG FOOT annoys me. I am working towards a CUNTRAG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this AUTOFELLATIO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CAPTAIN CRUNCH, and making fun of a BUKKAKE horrible disorder is (not) MOTHERFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TITS time.

Best SHITFUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GO HOME AND DIE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT RIOTS reply

As TIBET Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIVER CRABS SUCK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill VOTE Westerners show is not an TAIWAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing VOTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries FREEDOM OF SPEECH leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHRISTIANITY byproduct of your MONASTERIES capitalist society RIGHT WING.

Li Chiang “CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST” Wen

P.S. CHIGGER Regards to Andrew YOGHURT CANNON Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

Mr. janitor

The BIGNOSE bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK punch him if you WINDOWS VISTA want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE HAS AIDS article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you CONDOMS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass BRITAIN put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHIT saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my COCKSUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How MARCH OF FLAMES to SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS cure COCKSUCKER the SHITBALLS Tourette's BOOBIES Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment POMMIE for PISSHOLE Tourette's GOD DAMMIT Syndrome BULLSHIT is POOPY following SHITFACE these CHICKEN FRIES rules GOD DAMN in GOD DAMMIT order:

  • 1: Avoid RAT'S ASS immature FUCK YOU little BIRD SHIT kids,
  • 2: Count to TITMOUSE within BUGFUCK 10 FRAKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your YOU WANKER LIMEY INBRED nor CLIT talk,
  • 4: Tell DAMN yourself you FROG'S FAT ASS don't MACACA have SCROTUM this HELLFIRE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NIHILISM WITH NASTY FUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PISSHOLE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

TACO CROTCH INJUN POMMIE MICK DICKLICK GOD DAMN DAMN POMMIE HELL

CUNT FUCKER JIZZ SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASS RAT'S ASS DOT HEAD SHIT FRAK WANK NIPPLES GYPSY SHITHEAD suck my mothers TAMPONS JACK OFF YOU WANKER KRAUT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKING JUMP! WEHATEMARIO DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! QUEEF SPUNK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKER CLIT JIZZ POMMIE NIGGER FUCK YOU FUCKFACE TOSSER INBRED SCUMBAG BIGNOSE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! TITS ABO FUCKTARD ABO SHITSLINGING NICARAGUA YOUR MOM SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF JESSE McCARTNEY WANK COON DICK IN A BOX TOWELHEAD VAGINA SHITE 30 CASES OF PICKLES BITCH SAGGY TITS GIVING HEAD SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY FUCK DAMN PIECE OF SHIT FUCK PISS WIENER GANGBANG BASTARD SAND NIGGER CLIT FUCKING JUMP! JAP COCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK HELL DICK CHICKEN CAMEL FUCKER DAMMIT HELL SHITFUCKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE FAGGOT AY-AY-AY JACKASS SHITSLINGING HAIL SATAN! I'LL RAPE YOU PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BITCH PISS DOUCHE NAZI FRITZ SAMUEL L. JACKSON JERK OFF JOHNNY KIDDY FIDDLER POOPY JACK OFF DAMN CUM DAMN REDSKIN CUNT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT CRAPFUCKER GINGERBREAD SHITE BITCH NAZI SHIT YOU WANKER KRAUT FUCKING A BLESSED DAMN SAINT SHITFACE PAKI PUSSYLICKER BUKKAKE CRAPPY CUNT JACKASS SHITE DUMBASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT O CANADA NIGGER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DOUCHEBAG SHITSLINGING ARSE PENIS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING GOD DAMMIT TITTIES FUCK A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! ASS COCKSMOKER SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE TWAT BENSON SUCKS SHITPISSER TWAT TENTACLE RAPE NIPPLES SAGGY TITS CUNTRAG PRICK RECTUM RAIDER HO SHITTY ARSEBADGERS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN POLESMOKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITHEAD RAT'S COCK SUGARTITS DAMN IT FRENCH TICKLER CLUSTER FUCK ARSEBADGERS DAMN WALRUS SHIT FU SPANG VAGINA WANKER CHOAD CUNTBUCKET SHITFUCKER JOHN ELWAY SPIC DICK GINGERBREAD BUGFUCK POMMIE GO COUNT YOUR DICK BEAVER MALARKY SHITTY FUCK ASS FUCKWIT COCK HELLFUCKER SOD OFF FUCK CHENEY BALL SACK PENIS RAT'S ASS RUSTY TROMBONE SHITCUNTING DONKEY PUNCHER TITTIES TWAT FEWMETS ASSFACE FUCKHEAD HO GOD DAMMIT FLYING FUCK POWERSHIT TAFFY GO COUNT YOUR DICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU RUSKIE DAMN BULLSHIT NIPPLES SHITFACE RAT'S ASS LOGJAMMER WETBACK SPUNK PISS JACKASS CUNT ANAL CUNTRAG SHITPISSER WOP BOOBS SCROTUM FUCK YOU DAMN DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT MILF GO HOME AND DIE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKTARD GENITALIA TITTYWANK BRITNEY SHITSKIN SHITTY COCKSUCKER GENITALIA KAFFIR FUCKWIT CHIGGER SOD PISS POO POO BLOWJOB CUNT SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BUTT-HOLE DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSHOLE JACKASS GREASER I'LL RAPE YOU COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MONKEY SHIT BUTT PIRATE HOLY DUMB FUCK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DIPSHIT FUCKTARD MONKEY BALLS CHUFF FUCK JACK OFF PENIS CHOAD TWAT TITTIES FAGGOT GOD BLESS AMERICA D'OH FUCKHEAD PISSHOLE BALL SACK RICK MORANIS FUCKBAG ASSCRACK WIENER BALL SACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WILLY WONKA KIKE DARTH VADER MARY WHITEHOUSE JIGGABOO NIGGER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TITS SHITFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT COCK FELCHING JACKASS PISS OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN SHIT SHITPISSER STEVE BALLMER PIECE OF SHIT SHITFUCKER GRINGO CANNED QUOTE SHITHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKHEAD DICKWAD SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY BATHING SUIT AREA DIPSHIT SMEG WOMEN'S RIGHTS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy WIENER NIGGER NECROPHILIA FUCKSTAIN ASSRAPING HELL CLIT ABO FUCKFACE FUCK PECKERHEAD SHITFACE SHITHEAD GO HOME AND DIE ASS TITS & DICKS FUCKER BITCH SCUMBAG BEANER WIGGER DOUCHE NAZI FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CLEMEN BUGGER FUCKWIT HELL FUCKING PEDOPHILIA RICK MORANIS DONKEY DICK DONALD RUMSFELD JACKASS SHIT GOD DAMMIT BEAVER CUNT PISS ARTIST FUCKER ASSWIPE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ORGASM DAMN SHITFUCKER DAMMIT TAMPON IN MY ASS HITLER BIRD SHIT CUNT WANKSPLAT RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN NICARAGUA GOBSHITE DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKING HELL FUCKSTAIN FRIG COMMUNIST DILDO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS EMO MONKEY SHIT CUNTYMINTS DOM DeLUISE I'LL RAPE YOU POLESMOKER FUCK YOU BOB SAGET TITWANK BITCH BITCH NIGNOG LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY ARSEBADGERS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITFACE FELLATIO DIRTY SANCHEZ HELL NIGGER JIZZ TOSSER SHITFACE BANGKOK TITTYWANK WANK MOCKIE SHITFUCKER ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER FUCK GARBAGE DAY! GOD DAMMIT CUNTBUCKET HENTAI MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE FAGGOT CUNTRAG TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS MICK FUCKER SHITSLIDE PISS OFF MY ASS PIG BULLCRAP HORSE SHIT CUNT FIRECROTCH GIVING HEAD CHENEY FUCK POLESMOKER HITLER HO TITS & DICKS ASSHAT SHITHEAD CLEMEN DAMN JAP BITCH DYKE CUM FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CRAP ON A STICK FUCKHEAD MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE INJUN TACO OH SHI– [Insert silly non-swear here] FROG DAMN IT CHENEY DUNE COON PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! CHIGGER BULLSHIT COON FUCK PUSSY PORCUPINE'S BALLS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SCROTUM RAT'S ASS DONALD RUMSFELD CHICKEN FRIES SHITFUCKER DOUCHING DAMNATION ASSFACE DUMBASS BALL SACK FUCKER BUTTFUCKER NORTH KOREA MAMA MIA ASSCRACK SEMEN BULLCRAP CHING CHONG CHINK MONKEY SHIT FUCKING TITTYWANK PENISBIRD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE SEX BUTT PIRATE JIZZ GOD DAMMIT TOWELHEAD FUCK POLESMOKER PEARL NECKLACE GOD DAMMIT ASS LICKER LIMEY DICKHEAD CAPTAIN CRUNCH SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY HOMO TWAT CHICKEN SHIT SPIC ASSCRACK BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER MALARKY FUCKTARD CROTCH DAMN FELLATIO NIGGER ASS LICKER JACKASS SHIT SHIT NIPPLES SHITTY CUNNILINGUS MOTHERFUCKER HELLFIRE HORSE SHIT PORCH MONKEY CUNT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BELLEND DAMN COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink POOPOO ASS EDITABLE DYK HORSE PENIS ASS SCUMBUCKET AY-AY-AY POLAK SUCK MY COCK GRAPE PENIS CUM REDNECK pen0r TITTYWANK FUCKING JUMP! CHOAD SON OF A BITCH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BASTARD BOOBS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CRAPMUNCHER FUCKER GENITALIA THONG TASTER I AM CORNHOLIO! PISS BRUSH MA TEETH FELLATIO HORSE PENIS SOD BANGKOK PENIS ASS FUCK OFF PISS OFF BALL SACK BOOBIES JACKASS FLYING FUCK NAZI INCEST DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DICKFACE FUCKER AMERICA ONLINE BUKKAKE FROG LOLCAT SUCK A BIG DICK FUCK YOU RAPE FUCKFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITSLINGING ASSCRACK BULLSHIT WALRUS SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK RAT'S COCK DOUCHETITS HELL CLEMEN LAKE TITICACA FRIG TITWANK WALRUS SHIT BEAVER VAGINA FUCKBAG SHITSLINGING BASTARD CRAPMUNCHER TWAT PISS OFF FUCKFUCKFUCK HELL BASTARD FUCKING A CLUSTER FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DAMMIT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CLUSTER FUCK and with the FIST FUCK and his JUSTIN BIEBER of girraffes in which HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS while reading about DICKFACE!!!!!!!!!

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