Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NIGGER neurochemical FUCK disorder BIRD IN THE HOUSE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITHEAD, sudden CROTCH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FOOTBALL or BITCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JACKASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK YOU way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GANGBANG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DICKHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HELL words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CHICKEN SHIT FUCKTARD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BASTARD utterFUCKance of socially DICKHEAD objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHIT television programs to address ASSWIPE Tourette's syndrome.

TOWELHEAD Tourette's is QUEEF not to be RANDY TRAVIS confused with CHIGGER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BEAVER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK YOU random RIGHT WING disorientation, culturally-MOTHERFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WANK language, SHITSLINGING and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HELL I AM CORNHOLIO! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive NIGNOG quantities BELLEND of ANAL DIABETES TAMPONS garbage.

Darnit.

A RAPE Polite Note to the BITCH Author:

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The BOON Tourette's HELLFUCKER Research Institute was JAP founded to suck my mothers.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK OFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SPUNK article HELL funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TESTICLE CHOKE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CHRIS CHAN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about EAT MY SHIT! Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of TIMBER NIGGER Tourrette's sufferers LOGJAMMER swear. You can BUTTFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BONER TV, for always focusing on the MARGARET THATCHER bad side of a terrible NECROPHILIA thing.
  • The main HOSER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FROG'S FAT ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITHEAD knee TITTYWANK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is JAP no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS school for HEIL HITLER! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITE sufferers to become NICARAGUA manically depressed and WANK commit REDNECK suicide.
  • There is no LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD cure, and the DONKEY DICK drugs that are available to, "calm" the COCKSMOKER tics often have adverse FOUR-EYES side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna OSTRICH MY ASS perodol" which caused my entire O CANADA body to go WIENER numb and DOUCHEBAG basically made it NIGGA! worse than POOPOO it is without the DAGO drug.

I am an active member of a COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS tourette syndrome KIKE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MASTURBATION the DICKFACE public view of Tourettes as a "DUMBASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FRIG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TAMPONS sorry for FUCK "hi-jacking" your BITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like YID this that really SCROTUM annoys me. I am working towards a I WILL KILL YOU! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this KIKE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK, and making fun of a CLEMEN horrible disorder is (not) RAPE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your OSTRICH MY ASS time.

Best COLGATE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JAP” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese 1984 reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN TOOTHPASTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GOVERNMENT FILTERS Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing POISON IN TOOTHPASTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBETAN BUDDHISM in countries BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your POISON IN TOOTHPASTE capitalist society STUDENT PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “MINORITIES” Wen

P.S. BULLCRAP Regards to Andrew FUCKING FUCKFUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

Mr. janitor

The ASSCRACK bastard who wrote this article. You can pen0r punch him if you LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CONDOMS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with BRITAIN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not BRITAIN white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the INBRED saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my [EXPLETIVE] intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How HELL to DAMN cure SUCK MY COCK the MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's LET'S SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI for DICKHEAD Tourette's SHITSKIN Syndrome SHITFACE is COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS following HELL these GOAT DICK rules CAMEL JOCKEY in GOD BLESS AMERICA order:

  • 1: Avoid YOGHURT CANNON immature PISS little DOG FUCKER kids,
  • 2: Count to SHITSLIDE within DICK TITS 10 COONseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your NIPPLES DICKFACE PISS ARTIST nor VAGINA talk,
  • 4: Tell FUCK yourself you BASTARD don't SHITTY have FAGGOT this JACK ABRAMOFF disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASSBANDIT WITH NASTY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DOG FUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASS DOG SHIT CHUFF SHIT BONER LOGJAMMER PORCH MONKEY SHITSKIN O KURWA!

CRAP GANGBANG HELL SHITTY JIZZ ASSWIPE TOTAL INCEST MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BELLEND FUCKING JUMP! SHITCUNTING FUCKWIT HELL DAMN KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 PUSSY TITMOUSE PENISBIRD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS JACK OFF CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK DAMN ANAL DIABETES NECROPHILIA FUCKING POLACK SUITCASE PENIS DIPSHIT TITS FAG FELCHMONKEY CLUSTER FUCK FOOTBALL RAT'S COCK CUNT SHITFACE FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER PENIS ON A STICK NICARAGUA DUMBASS DAMN IT DAMN FUCKSTAIN INBRED PISS ARTIST CONDOMS CHOAD DAMMIT TITS & DICKS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WILLY WONKA DILDO FUCKWIT DICKWAD FUCK CUNTBUCKET FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SMEG PEARL NECKLACE D'OH [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] DICKHEAD FUCK FUCKING A COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BONG BALLS VAGINA CHICKEN SHIT SHIT CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS CHOAD KISSER O CANADA PEDOPHILIA GOD DAMN EARS OF CHRIST JOHN SMILEY FACE BASTARD TOSSER CHOAD KISSER PRICK GOD DAMMIT FUCKER I RAPE WALRUSES! WHITE RIGHTS SNUFF PORN CHENEY SON OF A BITCH INJUN VENEREAL DISEASE VENEREAL DISEASE MOTHERFUCKER MALL SANTA FUCKING A CLEMEN JOHNNY FENCE JUMPER TOWELHEAD BASTARD ASS FASCIST SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUNT KRAUT GANGBANG SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE BASTARD AY-AY-AY PISS HAIL SATAN! SUCK MY DICK RAGHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BOLLOCKS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BULLSHIT DAMN ASSWIPE BORDER HOPPER CUNT DOUCHING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TURD SHITTY NECROPHILIA REBECCA BLACK CUNT RAT'S COCK CLIT SHIT PISS CRAPMUNCHER SON OF A BITCH SHITSLINGING PISS UP MY ARSE ANAL FLYING RAT'S ASS WOODPECKERSHIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BUGFUCK DICK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GOD DAMMIT DIPSHIT BITCH [EXPLETIVE] GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT GRIS BALL SACK DILDO DICKFACE GRIS WIENER SHIT 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SPANK THE MONKEY ARSE HITLER SHIT BULLSHIT COON PENISBIRD SEX DAMN JIGGABOO PEDOPHILIA I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITHEAD FIST FUCK SHITHEAD SHITTY FRIG TITS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FROG'S FAT ASS TITTYWANK CUNT CLEMEN PISS UP MY ARSE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKHEAD SHITPISSER BELGIUM SCROTUM SOD FUCKHEAD ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER HOSER REDSKIN SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL CHRISTHUMPER HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! BULLSHIT BOON [expletive deleted] CUNT FUCKSTAIN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE SHITFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ WIKIPEDIA DEVELOPERS! BONER CHOAD FEWMETS SCROTUM GREASER FUCKTARD SHITCOCK WANKER FUCK COMMUNIST DILDO DICK IN A BOX CHICKEN SHIT DAMN IT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PRICK PORCH MONKEY BITCH I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCK ALEX TREBEK FRITZ NEGRO BASTARD SHITSLINGING POLAK RAT'S COCK FUCKHEAD SHITFUCKER WETBACK FUCK DOODIE HEAD HOT GRITS WANKER GANGBANG SHITE BIRD SHIT ASSHOLE SHITE NAZI ASSHOLE BUGGER PENIS FUCKTARD MAMA MIA RECTUM RAIDER PISS OFF DAMN HONKY FRIG SHAKOPEE PISSHOLE ASSCRACK YOU WANKER ARSE RAT'S ASS SEX NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DUMBASS SNUFF PORN CONDOMS FUCK BATHING SUIT AREA BULLCRAP JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKER FUCK ARSEBADGERS GOD DAMMIT POLESMOKER BRUSH MA TEETH BALL SACK JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKTARD SHITE COCK PRICK HORSE SHIT ASSCRACK MONKEY'S UNCLE INCEST GRAPE PENIS ASS LICKER LET'S SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HEIL HITLER! GOD DAMMIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITFACE PENIS CRAP ON A STICK CHOAD TIMBER NIGGER SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN FUCKING ASS BLOWJOB SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CLEMEN EPIDIDYMIS FRIG NIGGER GOD DAMN AUTOFELLATIO SHIT TITWANK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BEAVER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TITTIES DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITTY BOOBS GREASER TITS & DICKS BELLEND FASHION BUG SHITTY I AM CORNHOLIO! ASS FOOTBALL GENITALIA CUM ASS BLUE PENIS! FUCKBAG TOURETTE'S SYNDROME O CANADA DAMN NIPPLES TRANNY BORDER HOPPER FUCKWIT NIPPLES BITCH FUCK A DUCK CUNT ASSCRACK ASSHOLE POO POO BLOWJOB ASSHAT DUNE COON FUCK OFF ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHITHEAD ARSEBADGERS JAP JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SUCK MY DICK O CANADA MOCKIE ASSCRACK BITCH WINDOWS VISTA CC PLZ ANAL DIABETES BITCH BULLSHIT WANK ORGASM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WANKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE COCKSUCKER FUCKSTAIN BEAVER CLEVELAND STEAMER DOUCHING SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD ASSHAT WOP SON OF A BITCH SHITFUCKER BITCH BOB SAGET SPICY CUNT FUCK SHIT BITCH ASS RAPE BULLSHIT BUGFUCK PISS ARTIST DONKEY PUNCHER AUTOFELLATIO ARSE FUCKFACE NIGGER BELGIUM FUCKING A FUCKHEAD SUCK MY COCK WIKIPEDIA RANDY TRAVIS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DIPSHIT SHITBALLS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASSHOLE ORGASM SAGGY TITS FRED PHELPS JERK OFF BITCH MARY WHITEHOUSE GIVING HEAD GOD DAMN CUNTBUCKET TIMBER NIGGER TIMBER NIGGER PISS ARTIST BONER TOSSER ABO CROTCH DUNE COON FUCKWIT DESU PISS ARTIST SEMEN SAND NIGGER TAMPONS CRAP EPIDIDYMIS NIGGER SHIT ANUSCAKE MOTHERFUCKER HELL PUSSY PISS PUSSY DOG FUCKER CRACKER FENCE JUMPER FLAMING ASS BADGER PIG FUCKTARD DEVELOPERS! FUCKWIT TACO WANK BASTARD JIZZ FLYING RAT'S ASS KRAUT BUGGER OFF CLIT GOD DAMN NAZI NAZI BRITNEY CHING CHONG CHINK WANK SHITFACE GIVING HEAD ANAL MOCKIE SPIC FUCKSTAIN HELLFIRE FUCKTARD SHITFACE BOOBS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! COON PISS OFF pen0r CUNT TITWANK SMEG DOT HEAD BIGNOSE FENCE JUMPER TIMBER NIGGER POOPY CLEMEN DONKEY PUNCHER GOD DAMN CHING CHONG CHINK JESSE McCARTNEY WETBACK DAMMIT JUSTIN BIEBER DOG SHIT BULLCRAP DOG SHIT FIRECROTCH FUCKWIT DUMBASS PUSSY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [EXPLETIVE] PICKANINNY HO BITCH BUTT PIRATE FELCHMONKEY I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING JUMP! BALLS BALL SACK SHITFACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BASTARD GIVING HEAD TITTYWANK INBRED 30 CASES OF PICKLES TWISTY VAGINA EARS OF CHRIST PIECE OF SHIT BENCH PRESS GARBAGE DAY! GOD DAMN SHITFACE TITWANK COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK I WILL END YOU! THONG TASTER SHITHEAD COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CHOAD NIGNOG FUCKING JUMP! BASTARD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT VAGINA DAMN HOMO CLEMEN TWAT CHICKEN SHIT PUSSY SHITHEAD HORSE SHIT YOGHURT CANNON BULLSHIT TENTACLE RAPE FUCKTARD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CLEMEN DICKLICK BUTT-HEAD SHITFACE [expletive deleted] YID FUCK OFF CRACKER DICKLICK JACKASS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DICKHEAD CHENEY NIGGER BITCH BIGNOSE GENITALIA HAIL SATAN! DAMN IT FENCE JUMPER ORGASM FAG FUCK OFF 30 CASES OF PICKLES DICKHEAD PISS BITCH SPUNK BUTT-HOLE DOUCHING ASS COON FUCKSTAIN SHIT FUCKING BUGFUCK FUCK SCUMBAG DAMN LET'S SHIT SHITE AY-AY-AY DEVELOPERS! WINDOWS VISTA BULLSHIT TITMOUSE VAGINA SHAKOPEE BLOWJOB FUCKBAG BASTARD WETBACK DICKLICK DONKEY DICK WILLY WONKA JACKASS DIPSHIT CHINK FUCKFACE LET'S SHIT THONG TASTER BASTARD [expletive deleted] Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS and with the CUNT and his JUNGLE BUNNY of girraffes in which DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! while reading about SHITBALLS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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