Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PENIS neurochemical FUCK disorder GO COUNT YOUR DICK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKING JUMP!, sudden BLUMPKIN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITFUCKER or ASSHOLE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WHORE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SPUNK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HENTAI by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WIGGER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CHOLERA IS FUN! DOT HEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WANK utterFUCKance of socially BEAVER objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TWO-INCH PENIS television programs to address NECROPHILIA Tourette's syndrome.

CRAPMUNCHER Tourette's is D'OH not to be BRITNEY confused with FUCKWIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITFUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves EPIDIDYMIS random SLOPE disorientation, culturally-DUMBASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PIECE OF SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BATMAN & ROBIN language, INBRED and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHIT BUGGER OFF of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GOD DAMMIT souvenir shoppes and massive MICK quantities CROTCH of ANAL DIABETES SLOPE garbage.

Darnit.

A PISS OFF Polite Note to the ANUSCAKE Author:

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The FUCK YOU Tourette's OSTRICH MY ASS Research Institute was BALLS founded to CUNT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JACKASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BOLLOCKS article HELL funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MONKEY SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TAFFY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CRAPMUNCHER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PISS OFF Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BOOBIES Tourrette's sufferers WOODPECKERSHIT swear. You can BASTARD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame COCKSUCKER TV, for always focusing on the ASS bad side of a terrible SHITFUCKER thing.
  • The main EPIDIDYMIS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BOOBIES involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'COON' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COCKSTUFFER knee BONG NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is POLACK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PORCH MONKEY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ELECTION school for POMMIE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITBALLS sufferers to become ASSHOLE manically depressed and CHENEY commit SHITFUCKER suicide.
  • There is no TURD cure, and the PORCH MONKEY drugs that are available to, "calm" the POMMIE tics often have adverse ABO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TWISTY VAGINA perodol" which caused my entire TESTICLE CHOKE body to go CLUSTER FUCK numb and JACKASS SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than JOHN ELWAY it is without the FUCKBAG drug.

I am an active member of a SCROTUM tourette syndrome CROTCH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WANKSPLAT the FUCKING public view of Tourettes as a "IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TOWELHEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CHICKEN SHIT sorry for Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! "hi-jacking" your ASSFACE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like EXTRA LONG PENIS this that really SHITHEAD annoys me. I am working towards a YOU WANKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this YID article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BALLS, and making fun of a CARPET MUNCHER horrible disorder is (not) FUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DYKE time.

Best BITCH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROXY SITES reply

As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SLITTY EYES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT PROTESTS Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of 1984 degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT PROTESTS countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust HUMAN RIGHTS in countries TAIWAN leadership, those problems does not RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a I LIKE BUSH byproduct of your RIVER CRABS SUCK capitalist society CAPITALISM.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. TWISTY VAGINA Regards to Andrew PEEPEE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

Mr. janitor

The NI bastard who wrote this article. You can JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK punch him if you MOTHERFUCKER want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not SALISBURY white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JERK OFF saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my SHITTY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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How FEMADOM to FUCKING A cure FUCKING FUCKFUCKER the HELL Tourette's NAZI Syndrome

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  • 1: Avoid BITCH immature I'LL RAPE YOU little PRICK kids,
  • 2: Count to suck my mothers within RAT'S ASS 10 CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHEREseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your JUSTIN BIEBER ASSFACE DICK nor FUCK YOU talk,
  • 4: Tell TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE yourself you I WILL KILL YOU! don't BITCH have I AM CORNHOLIO! this WANKER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASSHOLE WITH NASTY FUCKING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

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YOU WANKER ASS SHITTY FUCKING POLACK PEARL NECKLACE TITS CLEVELAND STEAMER CONAN O'BRIAN PECKERHEAD HELL POLACK FLYING RAT'S ASS WARNER MUSIC GROUP BUGGER OFF FRIG BUTTFUCKER REDSKIN PEEPEE CROTCH DICKHEAD CUNT RAT'S COCK CHINK FUCKING JUMP! [expletive deleted] FUCKING A DIPSHIT HAIL SATAN! FUCK YOU BITCH YID DAMN MALARKY JACKASS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKHEAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CHENEY ARSE PORCUPINE'S BALLS BLUE PENIS! TITS & DICKS ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKER CHRISTHUMPER MOZILLA FIREFOX JAP SACRAMENTO KAFFIR PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SPIC CUNTING ASSCRACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JIZZ BITCH CONDOMS FROG'S FAT ASS ANUSCAKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS VENEREAL DISEASE GREASER TESTICLE CHOKE DOUCHE NAZI FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER D'OH ASSHOLE FUCKFACE REDNECK FELLATIO CLUSTER FUCK BLUE PENIS! YOU WANKER SHITPISSER SOD SCROTUM DIPSHIT PISS FUCKING FRITZ CLEVELAND STEAMER JACK OFF FUCKER GOD DAMN TURD FUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK GOD DAMN LIMEY FUCKER JAP FUCKING WANKSPLAT BOLLOCKS SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE BONER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RAPE HUEY P. NEWTON GANGBANG JIGGABOO TAMPON IN MY ASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! D'OH WIKIPEDIA PENISPENISPENIS!!! TITTIES TRANNY JIZZ DUMBASS ORGASM NAZI JACKASS VAGINA SCROTUM BUTT-HEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ TIT SPRINKLES DOUCHEBAG HELLFUCKER MONKEY SHIT FUCK SHITCOCK HUEY P. NEWTON PISS ARTIST FUCKTARD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BUTT PIRATE ANAL O CANADA DUMBASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS SOD OFF SEMEN TITS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DICKHEAD REDNECK PIGFUCKER AMERICAN SPELLING NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GOBSHITE HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! PUNANI WOMEN'S RIGHTS VENEREAL DISEASE DAMMIT CHOAD HADJI ASS ARSEBADGERS WIGGER FRIG FUCKWIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! 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FUCKTARD pen0r RAT'S ASS CLEMEN BUTTFUCKER DOUCHE COCKSUCKER PISS OFF CONDOMS BELGIUM TITMOUSE PENIS ON A STICK DAMN JUSTIN BIEBER DAMN ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PENISFUCK ASSCRACK SON OF A BITCH DONKEY DICK FUCK OFF ASSCRACK BONER TAMPONS SMEG FUCK ASS BALLS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHITTY FELCHING FRIG BITCH FUCKWIT CRAPMUNCHER BUTT-HEAD SHITE NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! RAPE BASKETBALL HOOP MALARKY MOLDY TITS PRICK SEX UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! DICKHEAD FEWMETS DICKFACE WANK GYPSY KNOBJOCKEY CRAP BRUSH MA TEETH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FROG'S FAT ASS NORTH KOREA WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASSCRACK ASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK LIMEY HELLFIRE HELL TESTICLE CHOKE ROSIE O'DONNELL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITFUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS I'LL RAPE YOU DICK HELL JERRY EMO RAT'S COCK GOD DAMN HELL CHOLERA IS FUN! SAGGY TITS WOP CUNNILINGUS ASSRAMMER FRAK RAPE POMMIE PISS DONKEY DICK DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ANAL SUCK MY DICK DAMN TAFFY CUNT SEX HAIL SATAN! [EXPLETIVE] I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK SHITPISSER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BASTARD PUNANI ELECTION PISS OFF MY ASS SHIT ASSFACE WHORE FLYING FUCK BITCH ASSHAT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DEVELOPERS! COCK PUSSY BLUMPKIN FUCK OFF FUCKING A BASKETBALL HOOP GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DAMN DAMN PISS UP MY ARSE BITCH CHICKEN SHIT JIZZ DICK CRAPPY CRACKER FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTT PIRATE JERK OFF WANK DAMN IT TAFFY ASS BLUMPKIN BASKETBALL HOOP PISSHOLE PIG ABO WILLY WONKA CAMEL JOCKEY PIECE OF SHIT HATE HATE HAT ANAL DIABETES SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHICKEN FRIES FENCE JUMPER GIVING HEAD KNOBJOCKEY BELLEND YOU WANKER COCKGOBLIN DICKHEAD GENITALIA ORGASM NIGGER REDSKIN COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BIG FOOT JOHN ELWAY PORCUPINE'S BALLS RAT'S ASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASSHAT BULLSHIT BALLS NIGNOG FUCK DOUCHE YOU WANKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASSWIPE FUCK YOU CHENEY SON OF A BITCH KIKE HORSE SHIT PENIS ASSWIPE ASS LICKER SAGGY TITS [EXPLETIVE] COCKSHITTER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FELLATIO WANK DONGSHOVER ASSFACE TURD CLUSTER FUCK RICK MORANIS PISS OFF PISS OFF GENITALIA BIG FOOT FUCKFACE PISSHOLE WANK DUMBASS GOD DAMN FUCK OFF HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER DAMN CHOAD DOUCHEBAG TURD SCUMBAG JACK ABRAMOFF CHOAD AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! JACKASS SHITFUCKER FRIG AMERICAN SPELLING DOUCHEBAG ASSWIPE FUCK YOU GOD DAMN RAT'S COCK PISS ARTIST SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKING GANGBANG SHITHEAD FUCKER WIGGER TACO COCKSUCKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CUNT TOTAL GOBSHITE SHITBALLS NECROPHILIA WARNER MUSIC GROUP ARSE PEDOPHILIA FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHAKOPEE Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MALARKY and with the GARBAGE DAY! and his WINDOWS VISTA of girraffes in which SHITHEAD while reading about FUCKFACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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