Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a BITCH article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BOLLOCKS neurochemical FUCK disorder DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUM, sudden BOOBS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DICK CHICKEN or ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TOSSER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SMEG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WANK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BUTTFUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PUSSY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ARSE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKER utterFUCKance of socially CUNTRAG objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK YOU television programs to address WINDOWS VISTA Tourette's syndrome.

MALL SANTA Tourette's is DAMN IT not to be DUNE COON confused with ASSHAT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TACO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BASTARD random SEX disorientation, culturally-DOUCHE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BEAVER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WANKSPLAT language, ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SACRAMENTO MOCKIE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JESUS FUCKING CHRIST souvenir shoppes and massive BULLSHIT quantities FEMADOM of ANAL DIABETES WARNER MUSIC GROUP garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITHEAD Polite Note to the PENIS Author:

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The TITTYWANK Tourette's FUCKWIT Research Institute was CUNT founded to NIGNOG.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SCROTUM Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNT article WANK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GRINGO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JUMPING JESUS!!! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BANGKOK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about VAGINA Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of PISS Tourrette's sufferers HITLER swear. You can FLYING RAT'S ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HIV NEGATIVE TV, for always focusing on the WANK bad side of a terrible VENEREAL DISEASE thing.
  • The main CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FIST FUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'YOU WANKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOD BLESS AMERICA knee PISS ARTIST NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is ASSWANKING FAILURE! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSCRACK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at REBECCA BLACK school for SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT sufferers to become HOLY DUMB FUCK manically depressed and DIPSHIT commit FELLATIO suicide.
  • There is no BUGGER cure, and the CUNT LAPPER drugs that are available to, "calm" the 30 CASES OF PICKLES tics often have adverse YOUR MOM side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKSTAIN perodol" which caused my entire BASTARD body to go BELLEND numb and SHITCUNTING basically made it NIGGA! worse than GO COUNT YOUR DICK it is without the ASS LICKER drug.

I am an active member of a HORSE PENIS tourette syndrome CHRISTHUMPER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JACKASS the PENISBIRD public view of Tourettes as a "AMERICAN SPELLING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PAKI much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK OFF sorry for GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS "hi-jacking" your GYPSY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHAKOPEE this that really FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD annoys me. I am working towards a DAGO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TOWELHEAD, and making fun of a TOSSER horrible disorder is (not) MONKEY BALLS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GIVING HEAD time.

Best MONKEY SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GOD DAMN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NORTH KOREA reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill OPINION Westerners show is not an BELGIUM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DISSIDENTS in countries RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not MELAMINE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.

Li Chiang “PROXY SITES” Wen

P.S. EXTRA LONG PENIS Regards to Andrew GYPSY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean KU KLUX KLAN reply

Mr. janitor

The JACK OFF bastard who wrote this article. You can TITWANK punch him if you RAPE want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SCUMBAG saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my DYKE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FUCKING JUMP! to CHOAD KISSER cure SHITTY the BOB SAGET Tourette's HIV NEGATIVE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BELLEND for CUNT Tourette's CUNTBUCKET Syndrome CRAPPY is GANGBANG following HAIL SATAN! these SOD rules HELL in BUTTFUCKER order:

  • 1: Avoid MASTURBATION immature HORSE PENIS little FUCK kids,
  • 2: Count to VAGINA within POLACK 10 SHITseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your PECKERHEAD ASSBANDIT GOD DAMMIT nor TAFFY talk,
  • 4: Tell HIV NEGATIVE yourself you FRITZ don't SHITHEAD have DAMN IT this BOON disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TITS WITH NASTY CLEMEN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

SHIT QUEEF HO BIRD IN THE HOUSE FLYING FUCK PIXIES FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN SOD OFF ASS

GRAPE PENIS FUCK YOU LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DILDO FRENCH TICKLER DICKFACE TIBET RAPE CUNTYMINTS ORGASM DARTH VADER DUMBASS CHOAD ASS CRAPMUNCHER SHIT BITCH HELL PISS ARTIST BORDER HOPPER MONKEY BALLS POWERSHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GENITALIA JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCK PISSHOLE SHITTY I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT ARSEBADGERS HORSE SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DAMN MASTURBATION COCKSUCKER BALLS CLIT SHITE NICARAGUA WIENER DONGSHOVER BULLCRAP YID EXTRA LONG PENIS BALL SACK TITS MILF YOUR MOM SUGARTITS PEDOPHILIA FUCKING JUMP! BUGGER OFF KAFFIR SHIT HADJI FUCKHEAD BELLEND COON FLYING FUCK JAP CUNT LAPPER MAMA MIA SHITTY CHOAD SHITE BOLLOCKS ASSFACE WOODPECKERSHIT GRINGO TWAT FUCK OFF POLESMOKER FELLATIO BITCH PEEPEE CHING CHONG CHINK SHITSLINGING DIPSHIT FELCHING DICK PENISBIRD FEMADOM WIENER BOB SAGET FELLATIO BUGGER RAT'S ASS GOBSHITE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PIXIES FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BITCH BUGGER OFF PICKANINNY ASS CLUSTER FUCK WHORE EMO MOTHERFUCKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CRAPPY WIGGER COCKSMOKER BITCH FUCKTARD SIGMUND FREUD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FEMADOM JESSE McCARTNEY CHICKEN SHIT BONER PUSSY JENKEM FELCHING DIPSHIT PEDOPHILIA NIGGER TITS MALARKY FEATURED MOTHERFUCKER NECROPHILIA JERK OFF DILDO BALLS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DOT HEAD DOUCHE NAZI TUBA PISS ARTIST DICKFACE CUNT suck my mothers RAPE WANKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SUGARTITS DAMN RICK MORANIS GOD BLESS AMERICA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! DAMN IT FUCKFUCKFUCK FELLATIO FROG PISSHOLE AMERICAN SPELLING ASSRAMMER JUMPING JESUS!!! AMERICA ONLINE JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK NUGGET RUSKIE PIXIES PENIS ASSCRACK PIG PUNANI PENISFUCK MILF SOD OFF FUCK YOU GOD DAMN SHITTY JACK OFF GOD BLESS AMERICA BASTARD WANK BITCH DICK REDNECK [expletive deleted] TWAT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS VAGINA BALL SACK DAMN IT HOSER DONGSHOVER NIGGER PENIS ON A STICK TWAT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BORDER HOPPER DICK IN A BOX FRENCH TICKLER YOGHURT CANNON CRAPMUNCHER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN IT AUTOFELLATIO HADJI BOOBS LAKE TITICACA DAMN ARSEBADGERS CRACKER INJUN JAP DUMBASS PENIS CHIGGER RECTUM RAIDER JACKASS DAMN IT DILDO FRITZ WETBACK CLUSTER FUCK WANK ASSCRACK CUNTRAG GRINGO YID BOOBIES CLEVELAND STEAMER DICKHEAD DICKLICK DAMN CUNTING ASSCRACK SON OF A BITCH SHITHEAD DYKE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JACKASS SHIT HELLFUCKER YOU WANKER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy GANGBANG O CANADA TITWANK BULLSHIT LOGJAMMER JAP SAMUEL L. JACKSON HO RAT'S COCK CLUSTER FUCK SHITTY SHITE ASSHAT PRICK HIV NEGATIVE FUCKING WIENER JACKASS SHIT JACK OFF GOATSE WARNER MUSIC GROUP CLIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS POMMIE FLAMING ASS BADGER ASS SEMEN BASTARD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHIT VAGINA BULLSHIT SCROTUM HELL NIGGER NIPPLES SHITSLINGING DAMN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ORGASM ASSHAT HADJI DICKHEAD FUCKING WIGGER TIBET DAGO HELL WANK NIPPLES KRAUT CRAPFUCKER CLIT MONKEY SHIT SHITFUCKER JOHNNY GANGBANG CLEMEN DICK IN A BOX JACK OFF TOWELHEAD SEMPRINI PRICK CUNNILINGUS PUSSY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHIT OUT OF MY DICK BALLS DAMMIT RAGHEAD EMO CUM HOLY DUMB FUCK ASS SHITE FUCKER FUCKTARD BUTT-HOLE BUGFUCK ASS FASCIST HORSE PENIS [expletive deleted] POOPOO ARSE DOUCHING TOWELHEAD NAZI DAMN BEAVER DAMN DICKFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GOD DAMMIT CUNT URINE-GARGLING WANK ASSFACE FELCHING GOD DAMN SHITSLINGING NAZI NIGGER GOD DAMN JESSE McCARTNEY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BLOWJOB NAZI LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TWAT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BALLS AUTOFELLATIO FLYING RAT'S ASS CROTCH ANAL DIABETES SCUMBAG BITCH POTTYMOUTH PUSSYLICKER PISS DOM DeLUISE TITWANK JUSTIN BIEBER SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITSLINGING CUNTBUCKET SPICY CUNT FUCK POOPOO NIGNOG WANK AMERICAN SPELLING BITCH TWAT BUTT PIRATE VENEREAL DISEASE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN IT WEHATEMARIO MOZILLA FIREFOX STRAWBERRY ASS SHITCOCK D'OH DAMN SHITPISSER FRIG POTTYMOUTH CRACKER CAMEL FUCKER PISSHOLE FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH LIMEY FUCKFACE CHAV CUNT PUNANI TWISTY VAGINA FRIG WIENER CLIT DICKFACE CROTCH DOUCHE PEARL NECKLACE GREASER TOTAL BULLSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING FUCK PRICK SCUMBUCKET CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DAMN DAMN IT RAPE DOG SHIT POMMIE COCKGOBLIN TIT DIRT FELCHING JIGGABOO CUNT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUNT LAPPER SHITTY WANKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SNUFF PORN BALL SACK FELCHING SHITBALLS FUCKTARD VAGINA SHITSLINGING DOT HEAD ASSHAT CC PLZ FLYING FUCK WETBACK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK SHITTY FROG'S FAT ASS HITLER CUNTING ASSCRACK JAP SHIT JACK ABRAMOFF RUSTY TROMBONE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DOUCHE ASS DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKFACE TWISTY VAGINA WOMEN'S RIGHTS COON CHRIS CHAN ORGASM CLEMEN HELL IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD OSTRICH MY ASS PENIS SHITFACE BENCH PRESS GRINGO FRIG BITCH CUNT JACKASS SHIT TIBET CRAPPY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ARSE BUNG-HOLE BRITNEY CUNNILINGUS SHITSLINGING DILDO FUCKFACE BRITNEY BORDER HOPPER DOUCHEBAG WHORE HO SHITE ABO BEANER ARSE WILLY WONKA GRINGO PUSSYLICKER RAT'S ASS JACKASS ASS suck my mothers JERRY ASSWIPE DOUCHEBAG AUTOFELLATIO ABO WANKSPLAT FUCKWIT THONG TASTER PENIS ON A BUN EPIDIDYMIS CAMEL FUCKER CUNTYMINTS TACO JUMPING JESUS!!! SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING A KIKE MILF FLYING FUCK ASS MOTHERFUCKER DEVELOPERS! SHIT LIKE A HORSE DAGO TAMPONS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PENISBIRD SHIT TAMPONS TAFFY CC PLZ TITTYWANK CUM MICK FUCK CHIGGER FIRECROTCH COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK OFF BIGNOSE FUCK YOU HOMO COCK THIS IS SPARTA! TITTIES FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JUMPING JESUS!!! NEGRO BENCH PRESS ASS LICKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DIPSHIT RAT'S COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU FUCKFACE CHING CHONG CHINK DONKEY DICK JACK OFF ABO DAMN NIGGER TITS TITS & DICKS BONER WIENER RAT'S ASS JACK OFF ARSEBADGERS FUCKSTAIN PIGFUCKER I WILL END YOU! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MOTHERFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCK LIMEY NI JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SAGGY TITS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DOUCHEBAG YOU WANKER CLEMEN YOU WANKER HO FUCK SHIT HONKY DOUCHEBAG FUCKWIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BALL SACK YOU WANKER KRAUT COCK COON EXTRA LONG PENIS SON OF A BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RAT'S ASS FUCKING MONKEY SHIT MARGARET THATCHER DOT HEAD PRICK TITS & DICKS NAZI DOUCHING TOTAL AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSHAT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKING DICKLICK ASSRAPING FRAK MOTHERFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKSTAIN Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CLEMEN and with the SPICY CUNT FUCK and his BOOBS of girraffes in which SEX while reading about WETBACK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See PEARL NECKLACE also

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