Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WANK neurochemical FUCK disorder CARPET MUNCHER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CROTCH, sudden DONKEY DICK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DICK or SHITTY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JACKASS SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ARSE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NIGGER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TACO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CHENEY JAP words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKING A utterFUCKance of socially WETBACK objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISS ARTIST television programs to address ASSWIPE Tourette's syndrome.

BOOBIES Tourette's is WHORE not to be DAMN confused with PEDOPHILIA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PORCH MONKEY random SHITCUNTING disorientation, culturally-RUSKIE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICKHEAD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DUMBASS language, PORCH MONKEY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DYKE REDSKIN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky EARS OF CHRIST souvenir shoppes and massive CUNT quantities FUCK of ANAL DIABETES DICKLICK garbage.

Darnit.

A KITTENS Polite Note to the WANK Author:

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The SPIC Tourette's YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS Research Institute was TAMPONS founded to WETBACK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKING Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DOG SHIT article TOSSER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HELLFIRE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or POMMIE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOG FUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ORGASM Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of HATE HATE HAT Tourrette's sufferers BASTARD swear. You can PUNANI blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WIGGER TV, for always focusing on the POOPY bad side of a terrible HORSE SHIT thing.
  • The main FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SACRAMENTO knee DAMN NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is PRICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ANUSCAKE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TITS & DICKS school for COLGATE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT sufferers to become NORTH KOREA manically depressed and CHING CHONG CHINK commit HEIL HITLER! suicide.
  • There is no CUNT cure, and the SHITTY drugs that are available to, "calm" the JERK OFF tics often have adverse TITTIES side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna URINE-GARGLING perodol" which caused my entire DOODIE HEAD body to go DICKHEAD numb and PICKANINNY basically made it NIGGA! worse than RUSKIE it is without the GENITALIA drug.

I am an active member of a SONNY BILL WILLIAMS tourette syndrome FUCKWIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKING the LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT public view of Tourettes as a "PISS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NI much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES sorry for DICKLICK "hi-jacking" your ASSRAMMER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BITCH this that really BASTARD annoys me. I am working towards a CHIGGER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this QUEEF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GOD DAMMIT, and making fun of a JACKASS horrible disorder is (not) TWAT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FLYING RAT'S ASS time.

Best KNOBJOCKEY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY reply

As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONGOLIANS Westerners show is not an NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those PRINCE PHILIP countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not MINORITIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT RIOTS byproduct of your WIKIPEDIA capitalist society VOTE.

Li Chiang “POISON IN TOOTHPASTE” Wen

P.S. SCUMBAG Regards to Andrew WEHATEMARIO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DON'T HAVE AIDS reply

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The BULLSHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can EARS OF CHRIST punch him if you PISS OFF MY ASS want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock UNITED KINGDOM offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this KU KLUX KLAN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my BITCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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How BIRD SHIT to LONGCAT IS LONG cure JACKASS SHIT the HORSE PENIS Tourette's ASSHAT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DONKEY DICK for TURD Tourette's YOUR MOM Syndrome DAGO is CUNT following CROTCH these DAMMIT rules MARGARET THATCHER in DOG SHIT order:

  • 1: Avoid DAMN IT immature NIGNOG little ASS kids,
  • 2: Count to JAP within FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK 10 LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY!seconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SHITE O KURWA! FUCKER nor HORSE SHIT talk,
  • 4: Tell I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY yourself you DUNE COON don't RUSTY TROMBONE have DICK this JIGGABOO disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ARSE WITH NASTY FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JERK OFF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

BEANER PENIS BULLCRAP RAT'S COCK SUCK MY DICK PIGFUCKER HOT GRITS GOAT DICK WETBACK CUNT

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FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CUNT JACKASS SHIT NIGGER INBRED SUCK MY DICK GANGBANG ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMMIT FUCK YOU ARSE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKER DIPSHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! NIGGER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT LAKE TITICACA GOD DAMMIT HO TURD FUCKSTAIN I'LL RAPE YOU PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BALLS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CONDOMS NIPPLES CRAP DUNE COON POMMIE ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN FUCKING CHRISTHUMPER CLIT DYKE POLACK NIPPLES TWAT SHITBALLS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BUKKAKE [expletive deleted] PISS TITTIES GOD DAMN WANK HELLFIRE SCUMBAG PISS ARTIST JUSTIN BIEBER CLIT MILF HADJI CUNT CROTCH NIGGER GOD DAMN CUNTYMINTS FUCKTARD FUCK OFF GYPSY PUSSY FUCKTARD KITTENS NIGNOG ASS WIENER DIPSHIT SHITE WALRUS SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER SPUNK SUGARTITS SHITTY DOG SHIT RAT'S COCK CUNT PRICK DICKFACE DOT HEAD NAZI DICK CHICKEN JACKASS GOD DAMN PISS ARTIST FEWMETS CHAV GO COUNT YOUR DICK SON OF A BITCH COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE VENEREAL DISEASE PISS CUNT CUNT CARPET MUNCHER NIGGER TITS SOD PISS OFF MY ASS YOU WANKER BULLCRAP WANK THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! PORCH MONKEY 666 SHITE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! HELL CUNT BOON ASSWIPE EPIDIDYMIS WIENER BALLS MOTHERFUCKER BUKKAKE DOT HEAD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? MONKEY BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE RAT'S COCK FUCK SHITTY GIVING HEAD Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BUGGER and with the FROG'S FAT ASS and his PIECE OF SHIT of girraffes in which FIRECROTCH while reading about SPUNK!!!!!!!!!

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