Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or RAT'S COCK neurochemical FUCK disorder HOT GRITS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ANAL, sudden BLESSED DAMN SAINT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GIVING HEAD or DAMN IT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TAMPONS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WEHATEMARIO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHUT UP, MEG! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JERK OFF by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MASTURBATION words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS JACKASS SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITE utterFUCKance of socially ASS objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DOG FUCKER television programs to address ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP Tourette's syndrome.

NIHILISM Tourette's is TONY LA RUSSA not to be FUCKER confused with WANKSPLAT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MASTURBATION chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves COCKSHITTER random FUCK disorientation, culturally-SHITE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PIECE OF SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local O KURWA! language, PIECE OF SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places POWERSHIT ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CROTCH souvenir shoppes and massive DAMN quantities MASTURBATION of ANAL DIABETES GOBSHITE garbage.

Darnit.

A HI, BILLY MAYS HERE Polite Note to the CUNT Author:

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The ORGASM Tourette's DICKFACE Research Institute was SOD founded to BUTT PIRATE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JOHN ELWAY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your EPIDIDYMIS article ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PENISFUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BULLSHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of MONKEY SHIT Tourrette's sufferers ARSE swear. You can DELICIOUS CAKE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame RICK MORANIS TV, for always focusing on the DUMBASS bad side of a terrible FUCKFACE thing.
  • The main LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FEMADOM' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WIKIPEDIA knee KIKE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is PENIS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes INCEST cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BITCH school for FUCK YOU something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage COON sufferers to become NIPPLES manically depressed and LET'S SHIT commit SHITFACE suicide.
  • There is no PIG cure, and the FUCKSTAIN drugs that are available to, "calm" the BIRD SHIT tics often have adverse SUCK MY COCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna YID perodol" which caused my entire BASTARD body to go DICKFACE numb and FUCK NUGGET basically made it NIGGA! worse than COMMUNIST DILDO it is without the NECROPHILIA drug.

I am an active member of a I DID IT FOR THE LULZ tourette syndrome CAMEL FUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating KIKE the FUCKSTAIN public view of Tourettes as a "FELCHING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NIPPLES sorry for ASSCRACK "hi-jacking" your FUCKING FUCKFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SCROTUM this that really DOUCHETITS annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DAMN, and making fun of a PEDOPHILIA horrible disorder is (not) SAGGY TITS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TITTIES time.

Best CUNT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CANNED QUOTE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT PROTESTS countries. When showing GOVERNMENT FILTERS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT in countries GOOGLE leadership, those problems does not ELECTION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONASTERIES byproduct of your NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “UIGURS” Wen

P.S. SHITTY Regards to Andrew DICK IN A BOX Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DON'T HAVE AIDS reply

Mr. janitor

The DOUCHE NAZI bastard who wrote this article. You can BITCH punch him if you HO want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NEOPETS saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my DAMN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How JIZZ to BITCH cure GO HOME AND DIE the FUCKSTAIN Tourette's FELCHING Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BULLCRAP for WANK Tourette's KIDDY FIDDLER Syndrome SHITE is DAMN IT following LET'S SHIT these POLACK rules TWAT in FUCK OFF order:

  • 1: Avoid MALARKY immature SCUMBUCKET little DONGSHOVER kids,
  • 2: Count to HELL within DOUGHNUT PUNCHER 10 DICKHEADseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DOUCHETITS DIPSHIT DICK nor FUCK talk,
  • 4: Tell FUCKHEAD yourself you FELCHING don't HO have ASS this TACO disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WITH NASTY HO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNTRAG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

THONG TASTER NIGGER TIMBER NIGGER FROG I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE DONKEY PUNCHER GRIS CUNT SHITE KAFFIR

POTTYMOUTH FRITZ CHOAD FROG'S FAT ASS COMMUNIST DILDO SHIT DICKHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX CAMEL JOCKEY PENIS FUCKHEAD INBRED KIDDY FIDDLER BUGGER OFF Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BASTARD DOG SHIT DOG SHIT SPUNK PENIS ON A STICK COCK CRAPPY FUCKHEAD [Insert silly non-swear here] TITTYWANK O CANADA JUSTIN BIEBER BULLCRAP VENEREAL DISEASE MASTURBATION FUCKHEAD CHIGGER DAMMIT GRINGO WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BALLS CHOAD FUCKING A SCUMBAG PISSHOLE BULLCRAP CUNT CAMEL FUCKER FUCK PISS ARTIST YOGHURT CANNON BALL SACK MACACA YOUR MOM BULLSHIT DICK RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER HELLFIRE PAKI BASTARD VENEREAL DISEASE D'OH KAFFIR PORCH MONKEY SCROTUM HAIL SATAN! RANDY TRAVIS CRAP ASS FASCIST INBRED SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUNT BLESSED DAMN SAINT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BIRD SHIT SHITFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK FUCK FUCKFACE BUGFUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK GOATSE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK CHUFF DOUGHNUT PUNCHER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS HENTAI MARGARET THATCHER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PORCH MONKEY TIT SPRINKLES DUMBASS MASTURBATION NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SCRATCH! GROUNDER! NORTH KOREA JACKASS SHIT JACK OFF ARSE PUNANI PISS OFF CHRISTHUMPER SPANK THE MONKEY ASSHAT SHITSLINGING DICKFACE PENIS ON A STICK FUCK OFF COCK SON OF A BITCH HITLER MONKEY SHIT FRIG ASSWIPE FUCKING JACK OFF DICKLICK FUCKWIT O KURWA! BATMAN & ROBIN NEOPETS SEMEN DAMMIT COCK POOPOO PRICK CUNT CRAPPER WANKSPLAT COON ARSE WETBACK SPANK THE MONKEY ASSCRACK RIGHT WING MOCKIE POMMIE AUTOFELLATIO CUNNILINGUS BRITNEY GOD DAMN FUCKING TWAT EMO GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT KAFFIR NIGNOG GO COUNT YOUR DICK MOCKIE PISS UP MY ARSE PUSSY FLAMING ASS BADGER BIRD SHIT FELLATIO lowercase CUNNILINGUS FUCK PEDOPHILIA FUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS SUGARTITS NAZI SHITHEAD ANAL PUSSY RECTUM RAIDER SHITHEAD SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE MOZILLA FIREFOX HORSE PENIS YID I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE SOD RAGHEAD YOUR MOM FUCKING PISS ARTIST TOWELHEAD BITCH FENCE JUMPER BITCH SEMEN CONAN O'BRIAN SOD OFF SUCK A BIG DICK PISS ASSFACE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FIST FUCK ANAL SHITHEAD BALL SACK TOWELHEAD CHUFF BUTT-HOLE RECTUM RAIDER BASTARD COCKSHITTER FUCKSTAIN PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! FUCKING I WILL END YOU! DIRTY SANCHEZ KNOBJOCKEY NIGGER TITS FUCKFACE PRICK MONKEY BALLS DONGSHOVER DAMN FUCK OFF PENIS JACKASS JIGGABOO FUCKER FUCKING A CUNTRAG SPIC BIG FOOT FUCK PUNANI I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SPUNK CLEVELAND STEAMER MICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK SCUMBUCKET WHORE CRAPMUNCHER FUCK JAP BONER SON OF A BITCH FUCK DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN COCKSTUFFER PUSSY FUCKSTAIN FRAK FUCK BUGGER SAMUEL L. JACKSON I'LL RAPE YOU lowercase CUNTRAG NIGGER KAFFIR EAT MY SHIT! NIGGER WANK GOD DAMMIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GOD DAMN FOUR-EYES BUTT-FOR-BRAINS YID PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKER CUNT PISS ARTIST DOUCHE FUCK NUGGET BOOBIES FUCK NUGGET SLOPE FALSE BENSON FUCKING A TURD I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE FUCK BULLSHIT CHINK SHITCUNTING BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER NECROPHILIA LAKE TITICACA SON OF A BITCH JACKASS BUGFUCK PUSSY GOAT DICK ASSCRACK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TAMPONS DAMN IT FUCKHEAD TITTIES SHITTY KIKE HELLFUCKER ANAL PENIS EPIDIDYMIS LET'S SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JACKASS FAG DONKEY PUNCHER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SHITCOCK FUCK OFF URINE-GARGLING BEAVER GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT GENITALIA TAFFY DAMN FUCKSTAIN O CANADA All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FLYING RAT'S ASS I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE SIGMUND FREUD SLOPE SHIT PISS ASSHOLE DUMBASS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKFACE SHITPISSER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WOP STRAWBERRY ASS CROTCH DICK TITS FUCKER DOT HEAD JAP TOSSER FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BLESSED DAMN SAINT FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS LENS CRAFTERS DICK SHITE JERRY FUCKER INCEST ASS URINE-GARGLING THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! BRITNEY BARBRA STREISAND TITS BEANER NIPPLES RAPE PEDOPHILIA HO ASSWIPE RUSTY TROMBONE DOT HEAD PIG FUCK OFF SPUNK FELLATIO ASSWIPE BASTARD CUNNILINGUS JIZZ CHING CHONG CHINK FRAK BELLEND SHIT CRAP ON A STICK ASSHOLE YOU WANKER RUSTY TROMBONE TITMOUSE NIPPLES PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! JERK OFF CHOAD SUGARTITS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TURD CHOAD FU SPANG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WETBACK DAMN PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! MOTHERFUCKER GRINGO ASS DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER SUITCASE PENIS DICK JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK NUGGET COCK BUGGER OFF FUCK OFF TWAT TOWELHEAD DOUCHETITS MALARKY GRINGO ARSEBADGERS OSTRICH MY ASS CUNT CHICKEN SHIT BITCH WIKIPEDIA FIST FUCK AY-AY-AY JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BUTTFUCKER TENTACLE RAPE FUCKFACE TWAT KRAUT PISS OFF ASSCRACK FUCKER REDSKIN JAP PENIS BULLSHIT ASSHAT RIGHT WING ASSWIPE ORGASM WANKER CUNT SHIT SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN WANKSPLAT REDNECK WANK CUNNILINGUS BITCH GOD DAMMIT JIZZ VAGINA FUCKING A FUCKING A DUMBASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITHEAD LOLCAT WIKIPEDIA BIRD SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOD DAMMIT VENEREAL DISEASE FU SPANG BALL SACK SON OF A BITCH YOU WANKER FUCKING WHORE BLUE PENIS! WIENER WANK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASS PUSSY BUTT-HEAD CUNT FUCK [expletive deleted] PISS OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSFACE GOOK WANKSPLAT SCUMBAG BULLCRAP CHOAD GOD DAMN POO POO BLOWJOB DONKEY DICK BUGFUCK FUCK COCKSUCKER DUMBASS YOU WANKER SOD OFF PIG SHITFACE BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCK FUCK [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] CHICKEN SHIT COON WANK YOU WANKER SEMEN LET'S SHIT PENISFUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK DOUCHE LIMEY FUCK HORSE SHIT RIGHT WING HOSER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DUMBASS HELL BALL SACK BOOBIES MILF PICKANINNY BELLEND PENIS SHITE FUCK DILDO HORSE SHIT FUCK OFF GOD DAMN FUCK YOU DICKFACE AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS DOUCHEBAG ASSWIPE MONKEY SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES FAG COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FAG WIKIPEDIA AUTOFELLATIO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITE CHUFF DILDO RANDY TRAVIS JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSCRACK MOZILLA FIREFOX JIZZ HELL DOUCHE WOMEN'S RIGHTS ANAL FELLATIO FUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MACACA O CANADA LET'S SHIT CUNTRAG DUNE COON DAMMIT BOLLOCKS I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT HELLFUCKER BALL SACK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS NECROPHILIA JIGGABOO DICK HOLY DUMB FUCK TAMPONS ARSEBADGERS LENS CRAFTERS WANK MOZILLA FIREFOX SEMEN CRAPPY PISS DONKEY DICK ASS NIGNOG GOAT DICK DAMN IT SHIT PECKERHEAD PENISPENISPENIS!!! ANAL SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FRIG DOODIE HEAD FOUR-EYES COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CHOAD JIZZ DICK TITS TWAT FUCKTARD CROTCH NEGRO POOPY TACO WANK DOT HEAD FUCKSTAIN TITTIES YOUR MOM ASS LICKER BLUMPKIN MASTURBATION SHITBALLS GYPSY SEX I WILL END YOU! CUM SHIT BALLS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM and with the HOSER and his WIENER of girraffes in which RAT'S COCK while reading about BLESSED DAMN SAINT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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