Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without I WILL END YOU! comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FUCKER article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITPISSER neurochemical FUCK disorder PIECE OF SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BEAVER, sudden TIMBER NIGGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements RAGHEAD or GYPSY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated KAFFIR way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSHAT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NECROPHILIA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BONER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BELLEND FUCKHEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL utterFUCKance of socially YOGHURT CANNON objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICKLICK television programs to address SHIT LIKE A HORSE Tourette's syndrome.

I WILL KILL YOU! Tourette's is BELLEND not to be ASSHAT confused with DICKHEAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BASTARD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNT random BUTT-HEAD disorientation, culturally-SCUMBAG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GENITALIA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TITTIES language, TITS & DICKS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GIVING HEAD FAG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DIPSHIT souvenir shoppes and massive ASS quantities POLAK of ANAL DIABETES STRAWBERRY ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A DICKHEAD Polite Note to the SEX Author:

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The BITCH Tourette's GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS Research Institute was SHIT founded to BALLS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TWAT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BEAVER article SCROTUM funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CRAPPY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BANGKOK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FAG.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about KRAUT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of lowercase Tourrette's sufferers GENITALIA swear. You can RONNIE CORBETT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MASTURBATION TV, for always focusing on the ANAL DIABETES bad side of a terrible CUNTING ASSCRACK thing.
  • The main POMMIE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHAKOPEE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK knee SUCK MY DICK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is REDNECK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JACKASS SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNT school for COCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CLUSTER FUCK sufferers to become MASTURBATION manically depressed and FUCK YOU commit NIPPLES suicide.
  • There is no SHITSLINGING cure, and the JIGGABOO drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITHEAD tics often have adverse REDNECK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna NEOPETS perodol" which caused my entire SON OF A BITCH body to go BONER numb and BASTARD basically made it NIGGA! worse than POLAK it is without the GRIS drug.

I am an active member of a FELCHMONKEY tourette syndrome ABO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITFUCKER the PISS OFF public view of Tourettes as a "PORCH MONKEY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PUSSYLICKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SNUFF PORN sorry for MALL SANTA "hi-jacking" your I AM CORNHOLIO! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FELLATIO this that really PEDOPHILIA annoys me. I am working towards a THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this VENEREAL DISEASE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKFACE, and making fun of a SEX horrible disorder is (not) DAMN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DONALD RUMSFELD time.

Best CLUSTER FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “INBRED” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply

As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT RIOTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA IS CAPITALIST countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries TANK MAN leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FIREWALLS byproduct of your DISSIDENTS capitalist society MINORITIES.

Li Chiang “GOVERNMENT FILTERS” Wen

P.S. PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Regards to Andrew PISS ARTIST Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean UNITED KINGDOM reply

Mr. janitor

The GOBSHITE bastard who wrote this article. You can MASTURBATION punch him if you KAFFIR want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this HIV NEGATIVE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the RONNIE CORBETT saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my COCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How DILDO to EPIDIDYMIS cure BULLSHIT the ANAL DIABETES Tourette's BEANER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment D'OH for HELLFIRE Tourette's CUNT Syndrome CUNTYMINTS is GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS following SPUNK these BONER rules FUCK OFF in BLUMPKIN order:

  • 1: Avoid MOTHERFUCKER immature SEX little FRIG kids,
  • 2: Count to DAMN within SLOPE 10 CONAN O'BRIANseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your GOD DAMMIT CAMEL FUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA nor HOLY DUMB FUCK talk,
  • 4: Tell SON OF A BITCH yourself you TITS don't SHITTY have BLUMPKIN this DICK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GRINGO WITH NASTY SHITFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DARTH VADER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

CHUFF PISS ARTIST MILF CUNT GOD DAMMIT DOT HEAD THONG TASTER WOP HELLFIRE HORSE SHIT

FUCK GENITALIA SHITE SHIT CHOAD FUCKER SHITSLINGING JACKASS GIVING HEAD DONKEY PUNCHER BUKKAKE GOBSHITE JAP FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG SON OF A BITCH DOM DeLUISE DIPSHIT PUSSY PISS ARTIST PRICK PIG FALSE BENSON JAP MOTHERFUCKER TITS SHITSLINGING GOOK BEAVER HELL SON OF A BITCH ASSHOLE BUGFUCK POWERSHIT BASTARD CLIT FUCKING A I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKFACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DIPSHIT WIGGER FUCKBAG CONDOMS WANKSPLAT FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG STRAWBERRY ASS MR WINKLER IS GAY CC PLZ PIECE OF SHIT FAG SPIC FROG TAMPON IN MY ASS SEMPRINI CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DAMN BIRD SHIT MALARKY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS LICKER SOD NIGGER FUCK WANK JAP SCUMBAG PRICK JUNGLE BUNNY SHIT COCK CUNT EPIDIDYMIS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHITCUNTING ASSCRACK WANK GOOK SHITSLINGING SUITCASE PENIS HEIL HITLER! RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST JAP DICKLICK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST COCKSUCKER TANK MAN HELLFUCKER HORSE PENIS DOUCHE NAZI SHITE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASSHAT SUGARTITS FLYING FUCK HOMO DICKFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FROG'S FAT ASS RAGHEAD SNUFF PORN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNTRAG MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TOWELHEAD FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NIGGER HELL SHITTY NIGGER TITS GOAT DICK PISSHOLE DAMN SOD DICK JOHN ELWAY RAGHEAD WEHATEMARIO ASS DICKHEAD SHITBALLS WARNER MUSIC GROUP DICK CHICKEN URINE-GARGLING GOOK FLYING FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BALLS SHITHEAD NIGGER TITS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TITS & DICKS MASTURBATION BLOWJOB FUCK YOU BULLSHIT CUNT SEMEN FELCHING BRITNEY CUNT DICKLICK FUCK COCKSMOKER SHITFACE CUNNILINGUS TURD MICK SCROTUM ASSHOLE VAGINA DAMN MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SEMEN MAMA MIA COON SACRAMENTO PISS UP MY ARSE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GOOK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BOON PENIS ON A BUN BASTARD WANK ARSE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TAMPONS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK SHITE TOSSER PUSSY SHITE BUGGER OFF SCUMBAG GANGBANG [expletive deleted] SCROTUM BLOWJOB NIPPLES YOU WANKER YOU WANKER [Insert silly non-swear here] FOUR-EYES SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BULLSHIT POMMIE LET'S SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE AUTOFELLATIO CUNNILINGUS HENTAI FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CLIT FUCKFACE FIRECROTCH ASS FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKER DAMN IT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BUTTFUCKER O CANADA CUNTYMINTS SHITFACE BUTT-HOLE SHITFUCKER BELLEND SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JIGGABOO GOD BLESS AMERICA DONKEY PUNCHER SPIC YOU WANKER GREASER DIPSHIT PISS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFACE LAKE TITICACA CUNT FUCKBAG CUNTSWILLING FROG FUCKTARD SUCK MY DICK DAMN IT POLACK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON DUNE COON BITCH MAMA MIA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WIKIPEDIA GOD DAMMIT CHIGGER SCUMBUCKET FUCKER SHITFACE TACO [Insert stupid word you just made up here] PEARL NECKLACE DICKFACE POLACK BULLSHIT DAMN KAFFIR DAMN DAMMIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHIT TOWELHEAD HIGH WAGES HOLY DUMB FUCK GREASER KAFFIR FUCK NUGGET PISS CHICKEN SHIT ASS PORCH MONKEY HO DYKE SHITE KRAUT FUCK TOSSER FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU FAG DICKWAD SHITTY DOUCHE NECROPHILIA CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SUCK MY COCK RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF SPIC COCK DIPSHIT HOMO PISS OFF BULLSHIT WIKIPEDIA CROTCH FRED PHELPS 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 ASSFACE [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUGFUCK TAFFY DICKWAD RAPE BATHING SUIT AREA SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE O KURWA! TANK MAN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN SCUMBAG HITLER FUCK SEMPRINI SHITTY SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK JENKEM ARSEBADGERS RAT'S ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ MONKEY BALLS BUTTFUCKER COON EMO FUCKING ASS FELCHING POMMIE CRAPMUNCHER BITCH MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCK FUCKER COCK HELL NEGRO JACKASS PIECE OF SHIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE JOHN ELWAY DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITE ASSRAMMER SHITFACE FUCKWIT YOU WANKER BITCH BANGKOK [expletive deleted] CUNTRAG BULLSHIT NIGGER POOPY PENISBIRD ASS CUNNILINGUS BITCH BUGGER OFF NIPPLES JENKEM BLOWJOB MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK TAFFY WANK PUSSY WIKIPEDIA DOUCHEBAG PEDOPHILIA FUCK PORCH MONKEY POMMIE GRINGO TOWELHEAD BEAVER BALLS DIPSHIT PENIS ON A STICK DOT HEAD INCEST NAZI SOD ANUSCAKE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? NIGGER ASS BONG SHITTY DAMN TWAT PIG BIGNOSE I'LL RAPE YOU CONDOMS RONNIE CORBETT FENCE JUMPER TUBA FUCKER SHITE POLAK SUGARTITS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CUNT BOOBS WANK FUCKTARD DONKEY DICK CROTCH ASSFACE SHIT GO HOME AND DIE BEAVER QUEEF ASSFACE DUMBASS ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASSHOLE ABO SPIC I RAPE WALRUSES! COCK GIVING HEAD SHITSLINGING SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HITLER WIGGER TITS NIPPLES BELGIUM JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS HELL NIPPLES HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DOUCHE SUNSHINE BULLSHIT BALLS BOOBS FUCKING FUCKBAG ASSWIPE WOP POWERSHIT FUCK TURD CAMEL JOCKEY KNOBJOCKEY FENCE JUMPER ASS JESSE McCARTNEY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DIPSHIT BASTARD FIST FUCK MALL SANTA CRAP ON A STICK ASSHOLE WIKIPEDIA REBECCA BLACK CRAP ON A STICK JOHNNY MALL SANTA SOAPY TITWANK GREASER JACK ABRAMOFF YOU WANKER PUSSYLICKER FUCKWIT MAMA MIA THONG TASTER DAMN IT FUCKFACE HEIL HITLER! MAMA MIA NIGGER WETBACK FAGGOT [EXPLETIVE] BEAVER FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE SHUT UP, MEG! HONKY TAMPON IN MY ASS HAIL SATAN! PISS ARTIST TAMPON IN MY ASS TOTAL WANK HELL SHIT CUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX MOLDY TITS BITCH SHITPISSER MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE SHITCUNTING CUNT CRAPPER MONKEY BALLS INBRED BEAVER SHIT FUCKING JIGGABOO BITCH SPUNK FUCK DICKFACE SPUNK VAGINA CUNT NIGNOG TOSSER BALL SACK DICKHEAD SHITFUCKER FUCKWIT AUTOFELLATIO SUNSHINE DIRTY SANCHEZ CHAV MONKEY'S UNCLE FLYING FUCK RAPE URINE-GARGLING COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH JENKEM CHICKEN SHIT SHITFUCKER FUCK OFF JACKASS ASSFACE LAKE TITICACA HORSE PENIS NAZI SHITFUCKER JERK OFF BITCH BEAVER GOD DAMMIT MARGARET THATCHER ASSBANDIT SPIC FUCKSTAIN BASTARD TWAT RAT'S COCK CHICKEN SHIT DAMN DICK IN A BOX DAMMIT RAT'S ASS KRAUT GIVING HEAD I AM CORNHOLIO! DILDO ASS MOLDY TITS FUCKING O CANADA INCEST FRED PHELPS JERK OFF DOG SHIT COCKSUCKER THONG TASTER PRICK HORSE PENIS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WANKER BASTARD ARSEBADGERS COCK CHUFF NAZI PISS OFF MY ASS OSTRICH MY ASS DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKER ORGASM STEVE BALLMER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS RAT'S ASS BITCH DICKFACE POLACK REDNECK DAMMIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DAMN DAMMIT BEANER BRUSH MA TEETH COCKSUCKER GOD DAMMIT PORCH MONKEY ASSHAT DAMN IT SHITFACE DIPSHIT TAFFY BEAVER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HITLER WIKIPEDIA CAMEL JOCKEY GOBSHITE FUCKFACE Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BULLSHIT and with the PISS and his FAGGOT of girraffes in which VANITY PAGES ROCK while reading about ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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