Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSFACE neurochemical FUCK disorder FRIG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DOG SHIT, sudden FUCKWIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BOOBS or MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITSLINGING in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNTYMINTS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DAMN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITFACE FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WOODPECKERSHIT utterFUCKance of socially ASS objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first COMMUNIST DILDO television programs to address BALLS Tourette's syndrome.

BITCH Tourette's is DICKFACE not to be PRICK confused with FENCE JUMPER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PISSHOLE random DILDO disorientation, culturally-FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth VAGINA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local [Insert swear here] language, DICKFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMN VAGINA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky O KURWA! souvenir shoppes and massive CONAN O'BRIAN quantities BUKKAKE of ANAL DIABETES BASTARD garbage.

Darnit.

A HADJI Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

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The NEGRO Tourette's JOHN ELWAY Research Institute was BLUE PENIS! founded to ASSWIPE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FRENCH TICKLER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PISS OFF article ANAL DIABETES funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MALARKY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MY ANUS IS BLEEDING Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of COCK Tourrette's sufferers ASSHAT swear. You can DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TV, for always focusing on the DAMN bad side of a terrible BASTARD thing.
  • The main SHITHEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HONKY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DAMN IT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HELL knee AMERICA ONLINE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DYKE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKWIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SONNY BILL WILLIAMS school for ASSCRACK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BORDER HOPPER sufferers to become FUCK manically depressed and CUNT commit ASS suicide.
  • There is no ASSHAT cure, and the ALF drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUM tics often have adverse SHITFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna LET'S SHIT perodol" which caused my entire DUMBASS body to go VAGINA numb and WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! basically made it NIGGA! worse than COON it is without the LIMEY drug.

I am an active member of a BASTARD tourette syndrome DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TAFFY the SUCK COCKS IN HELL! public view of Tourettes as a "FELLATIO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HELLFIRE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK A DUCK sorry for SPANK THE MONKEY "hi-jacking" your BUGGER OFF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE this that really DAMMIT annoys me. I am working towards a WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DICKHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NIPPLES, and making fun of a LOLCAT horrible disorder is (not) DOUCHEBAG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHOAD time.

Best RAT'S COCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DICKFACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an STUDENT PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOOGLE degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries DALAI LAMA leadership, those problems does not RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT RIOTS byproduct of your RIGHT WING capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “CULT OF THE DEAD COW” Wen

P.S. I'LL RAPE YOU Regards to Andrew CLUSTER FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

Mr. janitor

The CUNT bastard who wrote this article. You can POMMIE punch him if you DIPSHIT want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE'S MOMMA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CECIL JOHN RHODES article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with BRITAIN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MOTHERFUCKER saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my BONER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CUNT to FOUR-EYES cure SON OF A BITCH the JERK OFF Tourette's PIGFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FEATURED for PIECE OF SHIT Tourette's NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Syndrome BUKKAKE is SHITSKIN following FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS these FUCKING rules PIGFUCKER in FUCKER order:

  • 1: Avoid BUTTFUCKER immature suck my mothers little REBECCA BLACK kids,
  • 2: Count to WIKIPEDIA within ASSHOLE 10 BUGFUCKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BASTARD NIGGER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! nor HOSER talk,
  • 4: Tell I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL yourself you FUCKHEAD don't DOUGHNUT PUNCHER have RAT'S COCK this JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MOTHERFUCKER WITH NASTY BIRD IN THE HOUSE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S AMERICA ONLINE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

BEANER CUNT FUCKER CHIGGER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WANK FUCKING A CUM JAP COCK

TITWANK WANK CUNNILINGUS COON TOWELHEAD HENTAI NIPPLES DOUCHING TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WOODPECKERSHIT DICKLICK RAPE GANGBANG DAMN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKWIT CLUSTER FUCK CUNTYMINTS SHITSKIN GIVING HEAD OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH GOD DAMN BULLCRAP RAT'S COCK COCKSUCKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! WANKER GENITALIA ASSHOLE POLESMOKER TAMPONS DAMN HORSE SHIT MICK HELL DOT HEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS TITS DOG SHIT PENIS FUCKSTAIN TAFFY FUCKING JUMP! SON OF A BITCH [expletive deleted] PIG RAPE BASTARD DAMMIT NIGGER BIRD IN THE HOUSE DUMBASS DOUCHING SHITFUCKER PISS CHIGGER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING VENEREAL DISEASE ORGASM FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHAKOPEE I'LL RAPE YOU SON OF A BITCH SHAKOPEE DOUCHING FAGGOT DAMN NIPPLES BULLCRAP LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FLYING FUCK ASSRAPING WHORE BIG FOOT FUCK NUGGET PISSHOLE POLAK BENCH PRESS ASSHOLE ASSCRACK CAMEL FUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN SHITFACE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ASSCRACK PUSSYLICKER JENKEM TWAT JACKASS RAT'S COCK BASTARD SHIT LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! FENCE JUMPER TOWELHEAD BOOBS BITCH ASSCRACK CHICKEN SHIT NECROPHILIA BUGGER OFF WANK RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST MR WINKLER IS GAY FUCK ASS SPIC BARBRA STREISAND SHITSLINGING BALLS OH SHI– NIGGER COCKSTUFFER TIMBER NIGGER FUCKBAG HELLFIRE DICKFACE FUCK SHITFUCKER FUCKFACE FUCK PISS GOD DAMMIT FUCKING A SEX FUCKWIT CONDOMS WALRUS SHIT DICKLICK PISSHOLE DOG SHIT CAMEL FUCKER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCK YOU WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FRIG ASSFACE ABO BALL SACK JACKASS BORDER HOPPER JOHN ELWAY VAGINA CRACKER FUCKING JUMP! TAMPONS FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX NIGNOG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA POISON IN BABY FORMULA FUCK YOU AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BITCH GIVING HEAD DAGO COCKSHITTER TWISTY VAGINA MONKEY SHIT WANK VENEREAL DISEASE PUSSY BUKKAKE LAKE TITICACA WETBACK FUCK NECROPHILIA YID AUTOFELLATIO TITTIES LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HORSE SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DIPSHIT HELL FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BLUE PENIS! TITS WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! HELL DIRTY SANCHEZ INBRED ASS ASSFACE SMEG SHUT UP, MEG! YID GOBSHITE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITE FUCKING A FUCK RAPE SPIC BIRD SHIT MONKEY BALLS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCK IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU HORSE PENIS NIGGER BOLLOCKS COON GRINGO SHIT BULLSHIT BITCH DONKEY DICK FUCK OFF FLYING FUCK WALRUS SHIT FAG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITSLINGING YID FELLATIO INBRED NECROPHILIA DAMN BASTARD TWAT DAMMIT TITS BIRD SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MOZILLA FIREFOX BUKKAKE KIKE ASSHOLE DYKE WANKER ALF SHITSLINGING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PECKERHEAD LOLCAT SEX CHINK FRENCH TICKLER PENIS DOG SHIT ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING KIKE BOLLOCKS PENIS POISON IN BABY FORMULA MASTURBATION GOBSHITE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKWIT WIKIPEDIA COCKGOBLIN ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NECROPHILIA FELCHING HELL CUNT CUNT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SPANK THE MONKEY CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S ASS DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS PENIS CUNTRAG MASTURBATION CUM BULLSHIT ASS NORTH KOREA TAFFY PIECE OF SHIT POMMIE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK OFF FELLATIO TESTICLE CHOKE RAPE WARNER MUSIC GROUP DICKHEAD PENISFUCK CUNTYMINTS PAKI DONALD RUMSFELD ANAL DIABETES ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP JACKASS TITS & DICKS PEARL NECKLACE FUCKSTAIN WIGGER BOYCOTT VIACOM! PORCH MONKEY SEMEN HO DAMN IT TITS FAG FUCKHEAD SHITHEAD ASS MALL SANTA PEDOPHILIA FUCKWIT PIGFUCKER REBECCA BLACK SUGARTITS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ROSIE O'DONNELL 30 CASES OF PICKLES HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY DAMN INBRED ORGASM TACO WANK GREASER SHITFACE NECROPHILIA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PENISBIRD DAMMIT ORGASM BIBLE BASHER COCKSTUFFER SOD OFF GARBAGE DAY! WANK DIPSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS RAT'S ASS CROTCH NAZI BUGGER PISS UP MY ARSE DOUCHEBAG DICKLICK CLIT JACKASS BULLSHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE pen0r JERK OFF FRIG [expletive deleted] PIECE OF SHIT PICKANINNY ASSFACE CUNT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! ASSHAT CHOAD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BUGGER WOMEN'S RIGHTS BALL SACK TOWELHEAD ANAL JOHNNY FUCKTARD COCKSHITTER FUCKWIT WIENER DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! POOPOO MACACA FUCK GOD DAMMIT SHITTY COCKSUCKER FUCK A DUCK WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! SCUMBAG MACACA ASSWIPE RAT'S ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS CHIGGER FROG'S FAT ASS O CANADA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! JAP GANGBANG WANK HORSE SHIT FUCK OFF HELL DUMBASS BLUMPKIN FROG ASS INBRED CUNT CRAPPER ASSCRACK SHITSKIN HAIL SATAN! ASSCRACK JIZZ WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK YOU FUCK OFF BUGFUCK LIMEY RECTUM RAIDER SCUMBAG MORGAN TSVANGIRAI DOT HEAD CUNT CLEMEN TOWELHEAD COCK JIGGABOO JAP ASS CRAP ASS RAPE STEVE BALLMER FLYING FUCK COCKSUCKER WANKER BASTARD NECROPHILIA POMMIE ORGASM PIGFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK DUMBASS SHITE TITS FUCK BITCH FAGGOT ALEX TREBEK CLUSTER FUCK JAP DOUCHING DICKHEAD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DUMBASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHITE BOOBS FUCKFACE RUSTY TROMBONE DICKHEAD BIBLE BASHER CHOAD INBRED PISS ARTIST ASSHAT GOBSHITE EPIDIDYMIS NECROPHILIA ALF CARPET MUNCHER {{USERNAME}} URINE-GARGLING DOT HEAD DONKEY PUNCHER SEX SUCK MY DICK INBRED 666 SHIT [Insert stupid word you just made up here] DICKHEAD JACKASS SHIT FUCKBAG INJUN DIPSHIT SHITSLINGING BUTT PIRATE PISS ARTIST CUM FUCK NUGGET DOUCHING AUTOFELLATIO DILDO SLOPE ASSHAT AUTOFELLATIO FUCKER NEGRO BUGGER SHITE SPANK THE MONKEY HADJI KRAUT BITCH BONG WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! CUNT WOODPECKERSHIT JOHN ELWAY CUNT LAPPER DOUCHEBAG JENKEM TWAT BRITNEY PIECE OF SHIT ASS INBRED ASSFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BITCH DOG SHIT FEMADOM HEIL HITLER! CUNT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FIST FUCK TIMBER NIGGER SPICY CUNT FUCK JACKASS SHIT CHOAD KISSER I WILL KILL YOU! FELLATIO MARGARET THATCHER BONER HO MASTURBATION COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS VENEREAL DISEASE SHITTY FEMADOM TWAT ASSHOLE FUCK YOU SUCK MY DICK SHITHEAD SHITCOCK NECROPHILIA LIMEY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DICK TITS DAMN IT TITWANK ORGASM CUNT BALL SACK CHOAD SHITHEAD FUDGEPACKER DICKWAD TAFFY BALLS BASTARD PENIS WIENER OH SHI– SHITFACE SHIT BITCH HELL TITS MOTHERFUCKER CLIT SHITTY DIRTY SANCHEZ SCROTUM SCROTUM WIKIPEDIA FLYING FUCK FRENCH TICKLER TIMBER NIGGER BUKKAKE NECROPHILIA PORCUPINE'S BALLS SON OF A BITCH DAMN HELLFIRE REDNECK CUNT ASS GOOK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK HENTAI SHIT PISS LET'S SHIT RAPE TITWANK BANGKOK DIRTY SANCHEZ WANKSPLAT POMMIE JERRY ANUSCAKE PUSSY BENSON SUCKS BIRD SHIT FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNT FUCK OFF HELL LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD VAGINA FELCHING HITLER SUCK A BIG DICK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK HELL Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSHOLE and with the WIENER and his EAT MY SHIT! of girraffes in which LET'S SHIT while reading about ASSFACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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