Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FOUR-EYES neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TAFFY, sudden SHITHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SACRAMENTO or 666 vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SEMEN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKWIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HENTAI include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT suck my mothers words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CAMEL FUCKER utterFUCKance of socially CAUCASIANS objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SON OF A BITCH television programs to address CRAP Tourette's syndrome.

WANK Tourette's is DAMN not to be CUNT confused with SEMEN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FLYING RAT'S ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BULLSHIT random DICK IN A BOX disorientation, culturally-DICK TITS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BIRD IN THE HOUSE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BITCH language, PEDOPHILIA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK RAPE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JACK ABRAMOFF souvenir shoppes and massive SHITTY quantities CLUSTER FUCK of ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN garbage.

Darnit.

A SLOPE Polite Note to the FUCKSTAIN Author:

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The WETBACK Tourette's DIPSHIT Research Institute was FUCKSTAIN founded to FIST FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKER article DAMN IT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CHIGGER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHUT UP, MEG! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PRICK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of TITS Tourrette's sufferers WOP swear. You can SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHIT TV, for always focusing on the DUNE COON bad side of a terrible TAMPON IN MY ASS thing.
  • The main INJUN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SON OF A BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JOHN SMILEY FACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITTY knee SHITCOCK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is REBECCA BLACK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TITTIES cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WANKER school for FELCHING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMN sufferers to become ASSBANDIT manically depressed and SHIT commit CLUSTER FUCK suicide.
  • There is no POTTYMOUTH cure, and the RAGHEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the NICARAGUA tics often have adverse ASSHAT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PISS perodol" which caused my entire FUCKSTAIN body to go PUSSY numb and HELL basically made it NIGGA! worse than HOSER it is without the EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA drug.

I am an active member of a PAKI tourette syndrome GOD DAMMIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSCRACK the SHITTY public view of Tourettes as a "BITCH swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHINK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PUNANI sorry for DYKE "hi-jacking" your SPIC entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TITS this that really DESU annoys me. I am working towards a PENISFUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CUNT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SEMEN, and making fun of a KIKE horrible disorder is (not) BEANER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NIGNOG time.

Best BITCH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MASTURBATION” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As INDIA HAS NUKES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DIMETHYL GLYCOL not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Westerners show is not an CHRISTIANITY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those HUMAN RIGHTS countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PRINCE PHILIP in countries FREEDOM OF SPEECH leadership, those problems does not TIBET occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BELGIUM byproduct of your TAIWAN capitalist society DISSIDENTS.

Li Chiang “FALUN GONG” Wen

P.S. 30 CASES OF PICKLES Regards to Andrew IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

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The FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITHEAD punch him if you NEGRO want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with BRITAIN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CECIL JOHN RHODES white?

Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK YOU saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my CUNT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How SHIT to WEHATEMARIO cure HOT GRITS the DAMN Tourette's BUGFUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JOHN ELWAY for COCKING FUCKBOROUGH Tourette's SHITFACE Syndrome TWAT is RAT'S COCK following JOHNNY these NIPPLES rules PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT in SHITFUCKER order:

  • 1: Avoid FEATURED immature FUCK little SHAKOPEE kids,
  • 2: Count to COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK within CROTCH 10 TAFFYseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT REDSKIN nor [EXPLETIVE] talk,
  • 4: Tell FUCKHEAD yourself you WEHATEMARIO don't PEARL NECKLACE have MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE this PISS ARTIST disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS WITH NASTY RIVER CRABS SUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WANKSPLAT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

TITTIES LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CRAP CHICKEN FRIES RONNIE CORBETT BALLS ASS WIENER GOBSHITE DICKFACE

CHINK I AM CORNHOLIO! KRAUT MILF TRANNY ASSRAPING JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKSTAIN CUNT CHOAD TITS CUM COON BELLEND CHOAD KISSER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! INBRED FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FENCE JUMPER DIPSHIT SHIT EMO ASS LICKER BOOBIES RAPE BEANER FROG'S FAT ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITHEAD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DILDO FUCK CHOAD KISSER WHORE HELLFUCKER FUCKER WANKER MACACA INCEST RAT'S COCK CUNT SOD SEX ORGASM BULLSHIT MASTURBATION SACRED TITS BELGIUM FUCK A DUCK RAGHEAD YOU WANKER SHIT FUCKHEAD SUCK MY DICK POLAK PORCH MONKEY RAT'S ASS TIMBER NIGGER GIVING HEAD FUCK OFF FUCKTARD BANGKOK GOD DAMMIT PEARL NECKLACE NIGGER DOUCHE 666 BALLS COON DILDO CUNT SCUMBAG CLUSTER FUCK TOWELHEAD JACK OFF SLOPE MONKEY BALLS COCKSTUFFER FAG ASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT POLESMOKER TITS DOG SHIT GOD DAMMIT I WILL END YOU! JACKASS SHITFACE TITWANK SHITFACE SHITSLINGING LIMEY BITCH ASS RAT'S COCK FIST FUCK SEMEN RANDY TRAVIS PEEPEE FRED PHELPS CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER COCK DELICIOUS CAKE TITS CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS TWAT GOD DAMMIT BUGGER OFF JERRY CLUSTER FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCK SCUMBAG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SNUFF PORN TITS & DICKS BOOBIES ASS TWAT BIGNOSE SHITTY JACKASS NIGNOG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DONALD RUMSFELD TITTIES CHRISTHUMPER BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKHEAD DAMN [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT AUTOFELLATIO ASSHAT SHITSLINGING I'LL RAPE YOU WANKER WIGGER DOUCHE PISS NAZI FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE YOU WANKER BUGFUCK SON OF A BITCH RAT'S ASS DUMBASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK OFF GOBSHITE FELCHING CAMEL JOCKEY SHITFUCKER DICK CHICKEN SMEG EMO FUCKFACE CAMEL JOCKEY FRAK DICKFACE TOWELHEAD DAMN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE HELL PEDOPHILIA SUCK MY DICK DOUCHEBAG ASSHOLE PUSSYLICKER ASS TITTYWANK BUGFUCK TACO FUCK OFF COCK MASTURBATION GOBSHITE NIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CARPET MUNCHER PISS ARTIST BUGGER NIGGER TITS WOMEN'S RIGHTS FELLATIO FAG RUSTY TROMBONE ASS DAMN IT GIVING HEAD BUTT PIRATE SHITFUCKER BUTT PIRATE SHITE AUTOFELLATIO KAFFIR FUCK YOU DICKFACE FRIG FUCKFACE WOP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CLIT BASKETBALL WOP PORCUPINE'S BALLS NIPPLES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCK OFF JACKASS SHIT PISS ARTIST SHAKOPEE SHIT WETBACK DAGO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHENEY SLOPE CHOAD KISSER SUCK A BIG DICK FUCK CUNT I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE FUCKER HOSER BUGGER BATHING SUIT AREA CHUFF CUNTBUCKET BITCH ASS COCK FUCKSTAIN SHITE HELL BUGGER OFF LIMEY DAMN SHUT UP, MEG! JACK OFF PENIS ON A STICK RAGHEAD FRAK FLYING RAT'S ASS TURD ARSE HEIL HITLER! CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASS I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE WALRUS SHIT FUCKHEAD BASTARD SACRED RECTUM RAIDER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JERK OFF HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS 30 CASES OF PICKLES COCK JACK OFF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITFUCKER SHITPISSER BUGGER JUSTIN BIEBER DAMN SHITCUNTING FAG BIGNOSE O CANADA MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE FUCKBAG CAUCASIANS FUCKFACE JACKASS MONKEY SHIT COCKSUCKER TITS DAMMIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKTARD LAKE TITICACA RAT'S ASS RICK MORANIS D'OH FUCKSTAIN COMMUNIST DILDO TENTACLE RAPE GANGBANG FUCKFACE CLUSTER FUCK FUCK CRACKER SACRED CHUFF SUCK MY DICK HONKY WINDOWS VISTA LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JAP COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ASSHAT DIRTY SANCHEZ 30 CASES OF PICKLES TAFFY BRUSH MA TEETH ORGASM SHITE DICKHEAD FUCKFUCKFUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSHOLE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JACKASS TIMBER NIGGER FUCKER SHITPISSER BUTT-HOLE I RAPE WALRUSES! CROTCH WANKSPLAT DEVELOPERS! FUCKSTAIN ASSBANDIT BITCH VAGINA MALL SANTA DICKHEAD LET'S SHIT AAAAAAAAA! CLUSTER FUCK DAMN IT MACACA ASS PISS ASSHOLE BALLS PISS OFF BASKETBALL DONGSHOVER PENIS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TIT DIRT FUCKWIT KIDDY FIDDLER CONDOMS DONKEY DICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PISS ARTIST PRICK PUSSYLICKER SHITHEAD ASSWIPE FUCKING A REDNECK SHITTY BOLLOCKS WOP DAMMIT BOOBS CRAPMUNCHER PEARL NECKLACE I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT BIGNOSE CONDOMS DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER 4CHAN ASSWIPE DIPSHIT HAIL SATAN! TAFFY DILDO DOUCHING MOCKIE CHIGGER LOGJAMMER SHITHEAD FLYING FUCK CUM YOU WANKER DUMBASS FUCK OFF CLUSTER FUCK PISS OFF DICK IN A BOX COCK SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE DAMN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DONKEY PUNCHER PAKI WANK ASSRAPING PISS DUNE COON DICK CHICKEN POOPY DARTH VADER TITS & DICKS BELLEND I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SAMUEL L. JACKSON FOUR-EYES FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER BITCH WANK FLYING RAT'S ASS HEIL HITLER! HORSE SHIT GYPSY SHITCOCK FUCKSTAIN YOUR MOM HELLFIRE CLEVELAND STEAMER GOD DAMN JACKASS NIGGER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANK ASSFACE SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK THONG TASTER CAUCASIANS ASSWIPE MICK GOD DAMMIT BASTARD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NAZI DONKEY PUNCHER SLOPE AUTOFELLATIO RECTUM RAIDER CUNT SAGGY TITS HELL BUTTFUCKER DOUCHEBAG SCROTUM VAGINA BUGFUCK DOUCHE GOD DAMMIT BITCH ASS FASCIST SHITE WANKER PIECE OF SHIT HELL SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK SCUMBAG GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY AUTOFELLATIO PISS BULLCRAP PENISBIRD FUCKTARD BITCH EPIDIDYMIS CUNTSWILLING GOD DAMN DEVELOPERS! BOOBIES LIMEY RECTUM RAIDER MOZILLA FIREFOX INBRED MALL SANTA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE INBRED INCEST ASSHAT FUCKING A AUTOFELLATIO PENIS ON A STICK ALF DICKFACE [expletive deleted] POMMIE NIGNOG PISS OFF TOWELHEAD FUCK DOUCHING AUTOFELLATIO AUTOFELLATIO FUCK BALL SACK NIGGER QUEEF ANAL ASS FASCIST SCUMBAG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! STEVE BALLMER AMERICA ONLINE FUCKING I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE CHOAD KISSER CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BITCH CLEMEN JACKASS TWAT PISS ARTIST SHITSLIDE CUNTSWILLING WOP ARSE YOU WANKER PISS FUCK DAMN CUNTRAG DAMMIT I WILL END YOU! SCUMBUCKET COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BOLLOCKS NIGNOG CLIT PENISFUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GIVING HEAD GOD DAMMIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHITE I WILL KILL YOU! SPANK THE MONKEY WOODPECKERSHIT CRAPMUNCHER CUNT FUCK HOMO BALLS CAMEL JOCKEY PRICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT INJUN WOP SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKHEAD CONDOMS DONGSHOVER SHITE GIVING HEAD ASS PUNANI SHITFACE BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT NIGGER POLESMOKER I WILL KILL YOU! NECROPHILIA FUCKFACE FUCK OFF TRANNY FUCKTARD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PUSSY [Insert swear here] PEDOPHILIA ARSE O CANADA NIGGER NECROPHILIA GYPSY WINDOWS VISTA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKING CHIGGER DOG SHIT YOU WANKER FUCKTARD HORSE SHIT ASS HENTAI FUCK ARSE BOYCOTT VIACOM! TACO PUSSYLICKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITTY IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CRAP FUCKBAG DICK IN A BOX DICKFACE WHORE DAMN HELLFUCKER SHIT FUCK YOU CUNT NI GOD DAMN CUNT SHITHEAD Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMMIT and with the HELL and his CUNT of girraffes in which FUCKER while reading about JUNGLE BUNNY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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