Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DARTH VADER neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITSKIN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SMEG, sudden I RAPE WALRUSES! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISS OFF or PENIS ON A BUN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKFACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JAP way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SCROTUM include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DICK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HELL CHICKEN FRIES words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BRITNEY utterFUCKance of socially CROTCH objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BALLS television programs to address SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Tourette's syndrome.

GOD DAMN Tourette's is SCUMBUCKET not to be HELL confused with ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BUGGER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves REDSKIN random FUCK disorientation, culturally-MICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PISS OFF MY ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITSLINGING language, HELLFIRE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSRAMMER DUMBASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HONKY souvenir shoppes and massive COCKSTUFFER quantities MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE of ANAL DIABETES HELLFIRE garbage.

Darnit.

A MR WINKLER IS GAY Polite Note to the MOZILLA FIREFOX Author:

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The ASS Tourette's WANKER Research Institute was DARTH VADER founded to BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSWIPE article CRAPPY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAMN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PORCH MONKEY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITCOCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICKHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of TWISTY VAGINA Tourrette's sufferers STEVE BALLMER swear. You can MOTHERFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! TV, for always focusing on the FUCKER bad side of a terrible MOLDY TITS thing.
  • The main RAPE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WALRUS SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DYKE knee ALEX TREBEK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is JACKASS SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes INJUN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CAMEL JOCKEY school for SHITE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WIGGER sufferers to become ABO manically depressed and FEWMETS commit LET'S SHIT suicide.
  • There is no SUCK MY DICK cure, and the BUTT-HEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the WANKER tics often have adverse PENISBIRD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna I'LL RAPE YOU perodol" which caused my entire SAGGY TITS body to go SHIT numb and JIZZ basically made it NIGGA! worse than BEAVER it is without the HELLFIRE drug.

I am an active member of a I WILL KILL YOU! tourette syndrome ASSHAT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS the BOYCOTT VIACOM! public view of Tourettes as a "CONAN O'BRIAN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NEOPETS sorry for EAT MY SHIT! "hi-jacking" your JUNGLE BUNNY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FRITZ this that really CUNNILINGUS annoys me. I am working towards a JOHN ELWAY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DONKEY PUNCHER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DELICIOUS CAKE, and making fun of a DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! horrible disorder is (not) PUSSY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TITS time.

Best FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CAPITALISM reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CULT OF THE DEAD COW not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill 1984 Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing OPINION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROTESTS in countries PROXY SITES leadership, those problems does not TIBET occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your CHINA IS CAPITALIST capitalist society DEMOCRACY.

Li Chiang “STUDENT MOVEMENT” Wen

P.S. FRIG Regards to Andrew DICKHEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DON'T HAVE AIDS reply

Mr. janitor

The YOU WANKER bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSHAT punch him if you FUCKING A want to.

As a SALISBURY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough SALISBURY problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BLISTERING BARNACLES saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my CLEVELAND STEAMER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How ASSCRACK to ASSHOLE cure BELGIUM the DICKHEAD Tourette's SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCK OFF for WANK Tourette's NECROPHILIA Syndrome PEDOPHILIA is WOODPECKERSHIT following HOMO these GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS rules MOZILLA FIREFOX in CLIT order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCKING immature FLYING RAT'S ASS little DOT HEAD kids,
  • 2: Count to VANDAL within GOD DAMN 10 PISSseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your ASSCRACK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? VANDAL nor MOCKIE talk,
  • 4: Tell SHITTY yourself you PUSSY don't CRAPFUCKER have HAIL SATAN! this ARSE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHIT WITH NASTY FUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PUSSYLICKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

CLUSTER FUCK BOB SAGET SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BOOBS FUCK YOU SHIT REDSKIN HORSE SHIT HELL

DONGSHOVER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICK BLOWJOB INBRED FUCK OFF JACK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS SUCK MY COCK CUNT WANK SPUNK DIPSHIT HENTAI TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BULLSHIT DUMBASS PISS HORSE PENIS CHAV WANK GOD DAMN GOOK DICKFACE BOOBS RAT'S COCK GRINGO LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD IT'S OVER 9000! CHIGGER DOT HEAD ASSHAT WANK SCUMBUCKET JUSTIN BIEBER PISS ARTIST ASSWIPE FUCKFUCKFUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX RAT'S ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITFACE CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKING A FUCKFACE ASSRAPING ASS COCKSMOKER BASTARD BOOBIES DICK IN A BOX WIKIPEDIA WANK GOAT DICK DAMN FENCE JUMPER SUGARTITS ASS RECTUM RAIDER CUNT CRAPPER DIPSHIT CUNT TITTYWANK DOUCHEBAG GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKING DAMN NAZI GARBAGE DAY! FUCK CHIGGER BLOWJOB MOCKIE PIGFUCKER FUDGEPACKER ASSFACE TONY LA RUSSA RAT'S ASS COON SPICY CUNT FUCK CHUFF TWAT HORSE SHIT SOD OFF FLYING FUCK [expletive deleted] DOG SHIT BITCH WANK P'KANG DAMNATION BITCH BUGGER RANDY TRAVIS ASSFACE BOLLOCKS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JENKEM PENIS TAMPONS AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS INBRED DAMN EXTRA LONG PENIS SMILES CHENEY BRITNEY FRAK ASSHOLE FRAK CUNT DOM DeLUISE FUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HOT GRITS ANAL SHITCUNTING TITS RICK MORANIS WHORE ASSCRACK SCROTUM FUCKTARD SHITPISSER TURD CHING CHONG CHINK GOBSHITE QUEEF SEMEN SMILES GIVING HEAD DICKFACE MOLDY TITS WINDOWS VISTA MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HORSE PENIS BEAVER PEEPEE GENITALIA HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WHORE FUCK SEX GOBSHITE RONNIE CORBETT TOWELHEAD BOOBIES FRENCH TICKLER NEOPETS suck my mothers NICARAGUA O KURWA! GANGBANG SHITCOCK FUCKER SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT POOPY RANDY TRAVIS CUNTING ASSCRACK BOOBS MALARKY INJUN FROG'S FAT ASS ANAL BELLEND FUCKFACE VAGINA CAMEL JOCKEY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON NECROPHILIA FROG PISSHOLE HO SHIT RAT'S COCK DONKEY DICK PEARL NECKLACE CHALICE JENKEM CRAPFUCKER DICKHEAD TITTIES CUNTSWILLING WETBACK PIECE OF SHIT BONER GENITALIA SHITTY DICKFACE BOB SAGET PISS ARTIST FLYING RAT'S ASS [expletive deleted] FEWMETS WALRUS SHIT INJUN BEAVER HELLFUCKER BOOBS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOLDY TITS FUCKSTAIN BUGGER OFF BOLLOCKS VENEREAL DISEASE I'LL RAPE YOU BUTT-HEAD CARPET MUNCHER OSTRICH MY ASS AUTOFELLATIO CLUSTER FUCK CHOLERA IS FUN! FREEDOM OF SPEECH PISS TAMPONS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS GOBSHITE MONKEY BALLS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SMEG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COCK suck my mothers FUCK CLEMEN COCKGOBLIN BASTARD ASS BITCH MR WINKLER IS GAY SMEG CUNT AAAAAAAAA! CLUSTER FUCK PUSSY suck my mothers SHITCOCK BORDER HOPPER DICK IN A BOX ART METAL PRODUCTS POOPOO NEGRO BOLLOCKS INCEST JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ASSHOLE RUSTY TROMBONE DAMN FUCK FUCK OFF OH SHI– CHOAD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JACKASS SHITHEAD RAT'S COCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKER FUCKHEAD SHITHEAD WALRUS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER DICK CHICKEN CUNT WANK PISS ASS SHIT RAT'S COCK GANGBANG ANUSCAKE LET'S SHIT SOD MALARKY PENIS BULLSHIT FUCKER DIPSHIT CUNT CUNT FUCKING HOSER LET'S SHIT AUTOFELLATIO CROTCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKTARD BIRD SHIT NECROPHILIA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITFUCKER SHITFACE FUCK NUGGET DOUCHEBAG FUCKING GOBSHITE MARY WHITEHOUSE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS NAZI CARPET MUNCHER PEARL NECKLACE TOSSER SHITBALLS DAMN IT DONKEY DICK BASTARD WIKIPEDIA PISS OFF MY ASS TITS CUNT SON OF A BITCH SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CRAPPY RUSKIE SON OF A BITCH MONKEY SHIT SACRAMENTO PENISBIRD SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! I'LL RAPE YOU I'LL RAPE YOU RECTUM RAIDER TITTIES GANGBANG BUKKAKE JOHNNY CAMEL JOCKEY STEVE BALLMER BOB SAGET POMMIE FRITZ ARSE BLOWJOB ASSRAPING RAGHEAD HELL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WIKIPEDIA TWAT TAMPONS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CHIGGER SEX WANKER ASS LICKER ORGASM JUNGLE BUNNY DAMN SPIC FUCK BLOWJOB MONKEY BALLS FAG RONNIE CORBETT FUCK YOU SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS COMMUNIST DILDO QUEEF LIMEY HAIL SATAN! TWAT WIENER WANK MALL SANTA SCROTUM FUCK OFF DAMN POOPOO BASTARD PISS FUCK CUNTRAG CUNT JENKEM ASS JACKASS CLIT MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKTARD I WILL END YOU! POMMIE SPUNK DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITCUNTING HOMO LET'S SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNT JIGGABOO BIRD SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WILLY WONKA SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CLUSTER FUCK YOU WANKER PISS OFF MY ASS HOSER FRENCH TICKLER WIKIPEDIA RICK MORANIS BITCH BITCH BOOBIES SMEG NIPPLES FUCK QUEEF BELGIUM MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKFACE GOBSHITE DAMN SHITSLINGING RUSKIE CLUSTER FUCK FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DAMN BIRD SHIT ANUSCAKE CLEVELAND STEAMER PUSSYLICKER ASSHOLE COCKSUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS NIGGER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FRAK FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES STEVE BALLMER SEX FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS PISSHOLE PEARL NECKLACE DOUCHETITS INBRED BELGIUM PISS [EXPLETIVE] JIZZ DILDO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CC PLZ WHORE EXTRA LONG PENIS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITE COCKSUCKER SUGARTITS BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE DOG FUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE BOB SAGET HOMO SHIT KAFFIR ROSIE O'DONNELL DAMN SPANK THE MONKEY LAKE TITICACA DILDO BALLS FUCKING DUMBASS SHIT DICK RAT'S ASS SUCK A BIG DICK CUNTYMINTS FUCK YOU NECROPHILIA SEMEN RAT'S COCK BASTARD CUNT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FIRECROTCH FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHE NAZI BASTARD FUCKTARD FRITZ FUCKHEAD BIGNOSE SHIT PRICK JOHN ELWAY CHAV GREASER FELCHMONKEY JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKFACE HELL ASS CONDOMS PISS ARTIST JIZZ FUCKHEAD BLUMPKIN FUCK SHITE SPICY CUNT FUCK TWAT DOUCHETITS FUCKING JUMP! HOLY DUMB FUCK HENTAI SAND NIGGER CLIT 666 PIGFUCKER GOD DAMN NAZI DICKFACE BOOBIES PUNANI ASSBANDIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BOOBS PEDOPHILIA ASS LICKER DAGO ASS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HO EXTRA LONG PENIS CHOAD ASSHOLE YOU WANKER DICK IN A BOX GANGBANG MONKEY BALLS FUCKHEAD SOD OFF SHITSKIN WIKIPEDIA BENCH PRESS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DIPSHIT BUTT PIRATE FAGGOT CUM FAGGOT VAGINA AAAAAAAAA! SHITE RAPE SHIT ASSHOLE JUNGLE BUNNY MALL SANTA CHALICE CHICKEN SHIT FLYING FUCK LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! BONER KRAUT SHITFUCKER FUCK TENTACLE RAPE BONER INBRED DICK HONKY CUNT GOD DAMN SHITFACE FLYING FUCK DOUCHE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DIRTY SANCHEZ LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUM CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON LET'S SHIT SHIT WHORE HELL INBRED JERK OFF PISS FUCK OFF FUCKWIT FUCKWIT MASTURBATION CUNT FUCKFACE GOD DAMN BLOWJOB TWAT FUCK FUCKSTAIN FAG ASSWIPE CUNT CRAPPER FUCKING BELLEND NEGRO LET'S SHIT CUNT SHITCOCK SHITTY POLESMOKER CAMEL JOCKEY HAIL SATAN! MOLDY TITS VAGINA JERK OFF Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMN and with the [Insert silly non-swear here] and his RICK MORANIS of girraffes in which I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL while reading about RAT'S COCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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