Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder SCUMBAG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITPISSER, sudden WANKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements POLACK or SHITPISSER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSRAMMER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKING FUCKFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DUNE COON include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SUCK MY DICK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MONKEY BALLS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNT FUCKTARD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DICK IN A BOX utterFUCKance of socially FLYING FUCK objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HAIL SATAN! television programs to address FELCHMONKEY Tourette's syndrome.

SEX Tourette's is BUTTFUCKER not to be SLOPE confused with POOPY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DICKHEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITCOCK random BITCH disorientation, culturally-BUTTFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JESUS FUCKING CHRIST outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITSKIN language, PISS OFF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SCROTUM ANUSCAKE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky I WILL END YOU! souvenir shoppes and massive MILF quantities SAND NIGGER of ANAL DIABETES GOD DAMMIT garbage.

Darnit.

A BASTARD Polite Note to the HOMO Author:

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The DICKLICK Tourette's DOUCHE Research Institute was FUCKSTAIN founded to CROTCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ORGASM Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HELLFUCKER article PISS OFF funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKTARD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKWIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BULLSHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BASTARD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SCROTUM Tourrette's sufferers GO HOME AND DIE swear. You can FUCK YOU blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TV, for always focusing on the DYKE bad side of a terrible TOWELHEAD thing.
  • The main SHITE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NIGNOG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MOTHERFUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small YID knee PUSSYLICKER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is WANK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FLYING FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CRAP ON A STICK school for TITWANK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PIG sufferers to become HEIL HITLER! manically depressed and VAGINA commit DICKFACE suicide.
  • There is no SCUMBUCKET cure, and the JESUS FUCKING CHRIST drugs that are available to, "calm" the SOD tics often have adverse JERK OFF side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BUGFUCK perodol" which caused my entire ASSHOLE body to go SOD numb and POMMIE basically made it NIGGA! worse than DIPSHIT it is without the GOD DAMN drug.

I am an active member of a SON OF A BITCH tourette syndrome GIVING HEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HO the JACK ABRAMOFF public view of Tourettes as a "PENISBIRD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BULLSHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am [expletive deleted] sorry for FELCHING "hi-jacking" your FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISS OFF this that really FUCK YOU annoys me. I am working towards a GANGBANG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this NECROPHILIA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CONDOMS, and making fun of a PENIS horrible disorder is (not) COCKSUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITHEAD time.

Best O CANADA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “I'LL RAPE YOU” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN TOOTHPASTE reply

As NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill AMERICA'S GREAT! Westerners show is not an BUDDHIST MONK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN TOOTHPASTE degenerate capitalist culture in those COMMUNISM IS STUPID countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust 1984 in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not TIANENMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DIMETHYL GLYCOL byproduct of your STUDENT RIOTS capitalist society MINORITIES.

Li Chiang “DIMETHYL GLYCOL” Wen

P.S. SHITHEAD Regards to Andrew JUNGLE BUNNY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

Mr. janitor

The BALLS bastard who wrote this article. You can ANUSCAKE punch him if you ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE HAS AIDS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not KU KLUX KLAN white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ORGASM saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my CHICKEN SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How RAT'S COCK to SHITBALLS cure ASSCRACK the DICKFACE Tourette's BUTTFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment POLESMOKER for FIST FUCK Tourette's POLACK Syndrome SAMUEL L. JACKSON is SCUMBAG following INCEST these BIRD SHIT rules DIPSHIT in FUCK order:

  • 1: Avoid DAMN immature GOD DAMN little JUSTIN BIEBER kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCKFACE within BUNG-HOLE 10 TENTACLE RAPEseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your COCKSHITTER FUCK DICKFACE nor EPIDIDYMIS talk,
  • 4: Tell PISS ARTIST yourself you ASS don't KNOBJOCKEY have VAGINA this PAKI disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JAP WITH NASTY ASSCRACK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HELL FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FUCK DIPSHIT PISS OFF SHIT LIKE A HORSE TOSSER DARTH VADER CUNTSWILLING SHITE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS

FLYING FUCK NICARAGUA SHIT LIMEY MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHITFACE POISON IN BABY FORMULA TOSSER DUMBASS DAMN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CUNNILINGUS FUCKFACE RAT'S COCK CUNT CRAPPER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITSLINGING ASS TRANNY WANKSPLAT BIG FOOT SPUNK CHENEY FLYING FUCK KIDDY FIDDLER CROTCH CRAP ON A STICK BALL SACK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JACKASS SUCK MY COCK PISS ARTIST RAT'S COCK BASTARD CHIGGER ARSE WEHATEMARIO FUCK DOODIE HEAD NECROPHILIA JACKASS SEX SHIT SHITTY BALL SACK CHICKEN FRIES ASSHOLE MASTURBATION TIMBER NIGGER FUCKING BEAVER DAMMIT BULLCRAP SHITHEAD FRAK POTTYMOUTH AUTOFELLATIO JIZZ I'LL RAPE YOU FRAK WHORE CHICKEN SHIT SHITFACE FAG POOPOO DICK FUCKHEAD DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKBAG TAMPONS DAMN IT ARSE GOBSHITE CUNTRAG COMMUNION WAFER PRICK AMERICA ONLINE BORDER HOPPER GREASER FUCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GENITALIA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PENISPENISPENIS!!! TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCK FRIG WANKER SON OF A BITCH COMMUNION WAFER FUCKER NEOPETS FUCK SHITE KIKE POMMIE PISS SHITSLINGING JACKASS SHIT TWISTY VAGINA LGBT RIGHTS DICKFACE PIECE OF SHIT ABO ARSE LGBT RIGHTS FRIG YOU WANKER MONKEY BALLS ASS ASSHOLE FASHION BUG SPUNK DAMMIT SHITCOCK BATHING SUIT AREA DOUCHE GENITALIA FROG'S FAT ASS MOTHERFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU DELICIOUS CAKE JACKASS SHIT FLYING FUCK WALRUS SHIT DICKHEAD FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU DICKFACE RAT'S COCK DOT HEAD BOOBIES Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! GOD DAMMIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DOT HEAD FRITZ SHITFUCKER ASSWIPE FELCHING ASSHAT SHITPISSER PIECE OF SHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS BIRD IN THE HOUSE DICKFACE GANGBANG PENIS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM TWAT FRITZ YOU WANKER PEEPEE SEX JERRY DIPSHIT COCK NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASS FRAK INBRED CUNT FUCK OFF DAMN ART METAL PRODUCTS EUROIPODS REDNECK PIGFUCKER ASS BOB SAGET DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASS LICKER MARCH OF FLAMES RAPE TWAT FELCHING SHITSLINGING NI PIG BOOBS FRIG SHIT PENIS HOMO FUCK SHIT LIKE A HORSE HELLFUCKER WIENER HELL GIVING HEAD HOSER DOG SHIT RAT'S COCK ANUSCAKE DICKFACE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TWAT TITTYWANK BUTTFUCKER WINDOWS VISTA SPANK THE MONKEY DAMN FUCK OFF CRAPPY ASSFACE CAMEL JOCKEY VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT KNOBJOCKEY FUCK PIECE OF SHIT RAT'S ASS PENIS CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD SUCK MY COCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DOUCHETITS FUCK YOU WANKER HELL BOLLOCKS DAMN SHITFUCKER FUCKER O KURWA! FUCKER SHITE PIGFUCKER BULLSHIT DIPSHIT ASS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PRICK DUMBASS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! VENEREAL DISEASE TUBA RAPE FUCK JESSE McCARTNEY INBRED WOODPECKERSHIT DICKHEAD PISS ARTIST COCKSUCKER FENCE JUMPER POOPOO GO COUNT YOUR DICK PISSHOLE RAGHEAD FUCKING PUNANI I'LL RAPE YOU NEGRO DOUCHEBAG WANK MOZILLA FIREFOX NAZI SOD OFF HORSE SHIT BALLS [EXPLETIVE] AUTOFELLATIO ASS GIVING HEAD SCUMBAG NIGGER CUNTRAG DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKSTAIN CLEMEN PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST SOAPY TITWANK RAPE CUNTSWILLING DOUCHEBAG BITCH DOT HEAD CLUSTER FUCK SCUMBUCKET FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BITCH DOUCHEBAG JERRY JOHN ELWAY COON CHINK TOWELHEAD TWAT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GRUE RAPE MONKEY SHIT TOSSER SAGGY TITS CUNNILINGUS DICK TITS CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKHEAD CHINK GRIS WIENER PISS FUCK FUCKHEAD ASS FUCKTARD FUCK SHITTY SHITTY BUGFUCK PRICK ASSCRACK FUCK NAZI CLEVELAND STEAMER CAMEL FUCKER DOODIE HEAD SHITFUCKER BITCH HOSER FRAK SIGMUND FREUD KIKE FAG POMMIE FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS COMMUNION WAFER [Insert silly non-swear here] JACKASS BULLCRAP BUTTFUCKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK NUGGET TITMOUSE CLUSTER FUCK BOOBS FELLATIO VAGINA TITTIES JESSE McCARTNEY BOOBIES DOODIE HEAD SHIT PISS CUNT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MONKEY SHIT FASHION BUG JACK OFF INJUN FLYING FUCK ASSRAMMER REDNECK NIPPLES DOM DeLUISE FUCKER BIRD SHIT DICKHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX WOODPECKERSHIT DICKFACE MASTURBATION CUM DOUCHEBAG CHOAD KISSER BASTARD JIZZ RAT'S ASS DUMBASS TUBA DICK BIG FOOT SHITHEAD DUNE COON ARSE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKBAG FUCK HITLER FOUR-EYES PISSHOLE TOWELHEAD POOPOO SUCK A BIG DICK COMMUNION WAFER LAKE TITICACA POOPOO DIPSHIT DOUCHING COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK SPIC DAMMIT DICK POWERSHIT PISS FUCKING SUITCASE PENIS CHOAD LET'S SHIT CUNT ASS HELL I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASSFACE PENISBIRD GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT BITCH WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH TRANNY FROG I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHIT FUCKING A DILDO COMMUNIST DILDO PISS UP MY ARSE ASSCRACK FUCK WIENER BONER CLEMEN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DONKEY DICK POISON IN BABY FORMULA JOHN SMILEY FACE BASTARD FUCK suck my mothers BULLSHIT WANK FUDGEPACKER FEMADOM WIENER SHITE JIZZ PRICK FUCKTARD FROG BITCH O CANADA COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BELLEND SHITPISSER PRICK COCKSTUFFER RAT'S COCK SHITSLINGING FUCK VAGINA SUGARTITS ANUSCAKE BALLS CUM WALRUS SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA I'LL RAPE YOU DAMNATION CUNT JIGGABOO DAMN IT WOODPECKERSHIT TITS & DICKS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BLUE PENIS! FUCKSTAIN HELL WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKSTAIN COMMUNION WAFER JOHN SMILEY FACE HELL DUMBASS FIST FUCK RAT'S ASS BUGGER FUCKWIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK SPUNK FIRECROTCH PISS ARTIST DOM DeLUISE AUTOFELLATIO BUTTFUCKER NIGGER HORSE PENIS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DIPSHIT TOSSER RAT'S COCK FELLATIO DOODIE HEAD FUCKING BUTTFUCKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CHINK MARY WHITEHOUSE TITS CLUSTER FUCK FUCKTARD ORGASM SHIT LIKE A HORSE PUSSYLICKER RAPE CHIGGER JERRY TRANNY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PICKANINNY CUNTRAG EAT MY SHIT! MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING A LOLLIPOPS DAMN TAMPONS ASSHAT ASSCRACK LOLLIPOPS BITCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SCUMBUCKET COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink INJUN FUCKER CTHULHU FHTAGN HELL CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHAKOPEE ASSHAT FROG'S FAT ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES TOSSER WANK DICKFACE BUGGER OFF ARSE DICKHEAD JAP FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST ARSEBADGERS SPUNK BULLSHIT FUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKFACE HORSE SHIT COMMUNION WAFER FLAMING ASS BADGER WIKIPEDIA GOD DAMN BIRD SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE JACK OFF CUM MONKEY BALLS SHIT POLAK BONER SHITSKIN CRAP ON A STICK JAP WIKIPEDIA FUCKSTAIN FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHIT POISON IN BABY FORMULA POISON IN BABY FORMULA JESSE McCARTNEY SOD SUCK A BIG DICK DOUCHE pen0r POISON IN BABY FORMULA DICK CHICKEN CUNTSWILLING SHITFUCKER SHITTY WANK DONKEY DICK PISS ARTIST AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUTTFUCKER BITCH FUCKING BITCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PENIS SHITPISSER ASS DUMBASS MASTURBATION ANAL DUMBASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUGGER OFF PEARL NECKLACE BONER GRIS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CAMEL JOCKEY DAMMIT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DONKEY DICK and with the BOLLOCKS and his JIZZ of girraffes in which FLYING FUCK while reading about DIPSHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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