Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without FUCK comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a DAMMIT article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PEEPEE neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BOLLOCKS, sudden HENTAI m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY or PENISFUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FELCHING in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISS ARTIST way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JIZZ by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FELCHMONKEY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNT WANKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PICKANINNY utterFUCKance of socially JAP objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first POOPOO television programs to address FUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

SHITSLINGING Tourette's is POOPY not to be FUCKFUCKFUCK confused with SON OF A BITCH Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ANAL DIABETES chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CHIGGER random LIKE FATHER LIKE SON disorientation, culturally-TITS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GOD DAMMIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BIRD IN THE HOUSE language, SAND NIGGER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SUCK MY DICK SOD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DOUCHE NAZI souvenir shoppes and massive RAT'S ASS quantities INBRED of ANAL DIABETES BEAVER garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKHEAD Polite Note to the ASS Author:

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The ROSIE O'DONNELL Tourette's ARSE Research Institute was POLAK founded to SHITFUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISS ARTIST Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HELL article SHITHEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCK A DUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ABO.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNTRAG Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of POOPY Tourrette's sufferers BASTARD swear. You can TITTYWANK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MOCKIE TV, for always focusing on the FUCK bad side of a terrible GENITALIA thing.
  • The main WOP symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DOUCHE NAZI' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] knee LICK PUSSY NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DOUCHING cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at [EXPLETIVE] school for SHITSLINGING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FELCHING sufferers to become HADJI manically depressed and FIST FUCK commit PIECE OF SHIT suicide.
  • There is no RUSKIE cure, and the BEAVER drugs that are available to, "calm" the MOZILLA FIREFOX tics often have adverse DOG FUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! perodol" which caused my entire NIGGER body to go SHIT numb and DICKFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than SCROTUM it is without the BUKKAKE drug.

I am an active member of a CLIT tourette syndrome JIGGABOO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating POMMIE the PISS public view of Tourettes as a "DONKEY PUNCHER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am KNOBJOCKEY sorry for POMMIE "hi-jacking" your ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like YOU WANKER this that really PORCUPINE'S BALLS annoys me. I am working towards a DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITFACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TWO-INCH PENIS, and making fun of a PEARL NECKLACE horrible disorder is (not) PUSSY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSBANDIT time.

Best PUSSY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WANK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese 1984 reply

As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Westerners show is not an KENNY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHISM countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN BABY FORMULA in countries DISSIDENTS leadership, those problems does not RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your DISSIDENTS capitalist society MONGOLIANS.

Li Chiang “MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!” Wen

P.S. PENISFUCK Regards to Andrew FUCKING Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

Mr. janitor

The SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD punch him if you HORSE SHIT want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this KU KLUX KLAN article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WANK saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my TOSSER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How BARBRA STREISAND to DOT HEAD cure FRAK the ARSEBADGERS Tourette's ABO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKFACE for FUCKHEAD Tourette's LENS CRAFTERS Syndrome BUTTFUCKER is ASSRAPING following I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY these SHITTY rules FUCKHEAD in NORTH KOREA order:

  • 1: Avoid DICK immature BONER little GOBSHITE kids,
  • 2: Count to GOOK within FUCKING 10 FUCKWITseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your LENS CRAFTERS SHIT LIKE A HORSE GO HOME AND DIE nor FUCK talk,
  • 4: Tell AMERICA ONLINE yourself you WOMEN'S RIGHTS don't AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI have EMO this ASSWIPE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GRIS WITH NASTY DIPSHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JAP FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FUCKHEAD TRANNY WHORE GOOK ASSWIPE SHITFACE FUCKWIT NIGGER DOUCHEBAG BUGGER

CUNTING ASSCRACK NIGNOG SEMEN FLYING FUCK LICK PUSSY CANNED QUOTE FEWMETS GOD DAMN PISS ASS LIMEY DICK CHICKEN COON MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BOLLOCKS SPICY CUNT FUCK SCROTUM GOBSHITE SHITBALLS MOZILLA FIREFOX ORGASM FELLATIO BUNG-HOLE HOLY DUMB FUCK HITLER JAP SHITCOCK BOLLOCKS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DUMBASS BRITNEY ASSWIPE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JACKASS SHIT FUCKFACE LIMEY MASTURBATION FUCKING PISS OFF ASSFACE CRACKER PEDOPHILIA SHITBALLS GOBSHITE DONKEY DICK JERK OFF JOHNNY CLEMEN YOU WANKER FUCK CUNT SUCK A BIG DICK NIGGER FUCK CRAP ON A STICK ASSHAT BOOBS FREEDOM OF SPEECH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU FLYING FUCK SUITCASE PENIS CUNT PISS AUTOFELLATIO FUCK OFF BOLLOCKS FUCK YOU DOUCHING DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DILDO TAFFY POLACK PIECE OF SHIT CUNT ARSE BASTARD BUGGER ARSEBADGERS WANKER BASTARD TWAT SHIT FELLATIO FROG'S FAT ASS FRIG TOURETTE'S IS FUN CRAP ON A STICK BUTTFUCKER HOSER BUGGER RAT'S COCK FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMN PISS OFF MY ASS RAT'S ASS TITS FUCKHEAD I WILL END YOU! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ORGASM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSHAT CUNTBUCKET FUCKWIT FUCKBAG PUNANI LICK PUSSY SOD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHIT BRITNEY RAT'S ASS DILDO FUCKTARD FREEDOM OF SPEECH MARGARET THATCHER DAMN BASTARD WARNER MUSIC GROUP MACACA FUCK TAMPONS PISS OFF DYKE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WANK MARCH OF FLAMES ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITE TIMBER NIGGER CUM HORSE SHIT INCEST LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! DAMMIT FLYING FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU HO SPICY CUNT FUCK ASSCRACK SHIT FUCK OFF CUNT CRAPPER FUCKHEAD PISS ARTIST FUCK BEAVER ALF FRIG WETBACK WANK SLOPE I WILL KILL YOU! LICK PUSSY CONDOMS MASTURBATION PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKSTAIN DAMN COLGATE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKFUCKFUCK BENCH PRESS BASTARD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PUSSY BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE RAT'S COCK WILLY WONKA DICK BORDER HOPPER HEIL HITLER! FUCK CRAP FUCK GOD DAMN DELICIOUS CAKE RAPE ASSFACE DICKLICK FUCK OFF POLAK BOON REDNECK PISS OFF GRINGO FUCKTARD GRINGO KIKE PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN GRINGO REDNECK SPANK THE MONKEY PISS OFF POMMIE BLOWJOB BUNG-HOLE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKSTAIN ORGASM BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITPISSER ASS PENIS MOTHERFUCKER THIS IS A RARE SWEAR CHOAD MASTURBATION SUITCASE PENIS FUCK YOU BITCH ASS LICKER GANGBANG ASSWIPE FAGGOT HORSE SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! EAT MY SHIT! SEX PRICK FUCK GRIS ARSEBADGERS TITTYWANK FLYING FUCK INBRED COCKGOBLIN BENCH PRESS SHITFUCKER BASTARD BITCH COON SON OF A BITCH DARTH VADER WOODPECKERSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FIST FUCK DOG SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITFACE RAT'S COCK SHITBALLS BOOBS SHITHEAD HOMO MALL SANTA FRIG GENITALIA I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ORGASM PISSHOLE pen0r ARSE FUCK GANGBANG WIENER CHICKEN SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MOCKIE BULLCRAP DICKHEAD TITS BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! BELLEND FUCKHEAD ASSCRACK FUCKING A LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT WILLY WONKA DONKEY DICK BENCH PRESS RUSKIE PAKI SHUT UP, MEG! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CLEMEN I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY BOB SAGET FUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK YOU I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY GIVING HEAD CHRISTHUMPER SHITE DICKFACE BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCK PISS ARTIST NIGGER TITS PISS SHITHEAD FUCKBAG CHIGGER CUNT CRAPPER DICKWAD DOUCHETITS SHITTY DICK TITS FRITZ JACKASS CUNT WIENER SCROTUM MALARKY [expletive deleted] POLESMOKER EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCK BASTARD BOLLOCKS FRIG ASSHOLE [expletive deleted] CUNNILINGUS RUSKIE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BASTARD FREEDOM OF SPEECH SHITE DAMN IT PIECE OF SHIT DICKHEAD JACKASS GRINGO BULLSHIT BUNG-HOLE DIPSHIT SAGGY TITS FUCKSTAIN MILF FUCK GREASER FUCK TITMOUSE BASTARD PISS OFF CHOAD MARCH OF FLAMES CHINK SHITPISSER PISS JAP BASTARD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TITMOUSE VAGINA MILF THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE NORTH KOREA CUNT FUCKWIT BITCH FUCK MILF LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BUTTFUCKER SHITSLINGING ASS LICKER I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY REDSKIN SCROTUM BUGFUCK BLOWJOB PENIS SAMUEL L. JACKSON POO POO BLOWJOB FUCK PISS ARTIST PISS OFF GRUE RAPE I WILL KILL YOU! FAGGOT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKSTAIN ASS WANK CRAPMUNCHER TWAT NIGGER SCUMBAG DAMN IT EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM ART METAL PRODUCTS BUKKAKE DICKHEAD DICK HELL SHITE NIGNOG ASSWIPE SON OF A BITCH COCK I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU GOD DAMN ASSFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKHEAD SHITCUNTING FREEDOM OF SPEECH DOUCHE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BULLSHIT [expletive deleted] DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT BALLS JACKASS CUNT CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE HOSER JERK OFF I'LL RAPE YOU CONDOMS CONDOMS GO COUNT YOUR DICK CHICKEN FRIES SHIT INBRED NAZI KAFFIR SON OF A BITCH BOOBS SHITE SHIT TWO-INCH PENIS SHIT JACK OFF FLAMING ASS BADGER TITTIES TITTIES SHITBALLS GENITALIA ARSE FIST FUCK SNUFF PORN WANKER GOBSHITE LIMEY KAFFIR FUCKER CRAPFUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKFACE CONDOMS BIGNOSE HAIL SATAN! STEVE BALLMER SUCK A BIG DICK TITS ASSHAT I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY DICKFACE HOMO O KURWA! INCEST SHITTY CUM CUNTSWILLING [Insert swear here] DIPSHIT HORSE PENIS FUCKER PIECE OF SHIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM JIZZ SHIT HOT GRITS TITWANK PISS FUCKING [EXPLETIVE] COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PORCH MONKEY CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM TOTAL FELLATIO SCUMBAG YOU WANKER DAMN WETBACK SAND NIGGER DIPSHIT FLYING FUCK DARTH VADER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE CHING CHONG CHINK WOMEN'S RIGHTS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SCUMBUCKET ASSHAT FROG'S FAT ASS FRENCH TICKLER FUCK CLEMEN SEX TONY LA RUSSA HORSE SHIT FREEDOM OF SPEECH CHENEY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK JACKASS DOT HEAD PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU PRICK BLUMPKIN COCKSUCKER DAMN IT DELICIOUS CAKE GOD DAMN SOAPY TITWANK 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 GOBSHITE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MONKEY BALLS ASS CUNT RAT'S COCK OSTRICH MY ASS KAFFIR HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MARCH OF FLAMES CLIT COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FREEDOM OF SPEECH CROTCH O KURWA! POLESMOKER DAMN DONKEY DICK FUCKTARD TWAT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT P'KANG ASS LICKER DOUCHE MACACA PENIS FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHAT HELL TWAT PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSCRACK suck my mothers PUNANI DUMBASS PRICK WANK BUTT PIRATE TACO MILF LICK PUSSY JOHNNY SHITCOCK WANK TITWANK TITTYWANK MARGARET THATCHER TESTICLE CHOKE CUNT YOGHURT CANNON PISS ARTIST LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PISS ARTIST CHOAD DICK JUSTIN BIEBER HELL PEDOPHILIA WOP DIPSHIT TITTIES CUNT HORSE SHIT ASSCRACK PIECE OF SHIT INCEST BASTARD BEANER FUCKER FELLATIO PISS PISSHOLE PISS SHITTY SHITTY BLUMPKIN DOUCHEBAG TWO-INCH PENIS WIKIPEDIA PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! WIENER DOUCHING ASSCRACK FUCKING DIPSHIT [EXPLETIVE] COCK FUCK ARSE RONNIE CORBETT FUCKING A WOP CUNT CUNT BIRD IN THE HOUSE Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CLUSTER FUCK and with the YOU WANKER and his RAGHEAD of girraffes in which GRINGO while reading about ASSHAT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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