Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without TAMPONS comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DOUCHETITS neurochemical FUCK disorder VAGINA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE, sudden TAMPONS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WALRUS SHIT or SEMPRINI vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BUGFUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NAZI include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SUCK MY DICK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FOREIGN CURRENCY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASS ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITSLIDE utterFUCKance of socially RICK MORANIS objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DILDO television programs to address ASSWIPE Tourette's syndrome.

SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Tourette's is SPIC not to be BITCH confused with PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NIGGER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WIGGER random FUCKER disorientation, culturally-MICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TIMBER NIGGER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local EPIDIDYMIS language, HOSER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DONKEY DICK CRAPFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKING A souvenir shoppes and massive OSTRICH MY ASS quantities TITS of ANAL DIABETES RAT'S ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A CRAPMUNCHER Polite Note to the GO HOME AND DIE Author:

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The BUTT-HEAD Tourette's CRAPFUCKER Research Institute was POOPOO founded to IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BIRD SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your KAFFIR article NIGGER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and INBRED I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HOMO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SPUNK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BULLSHIT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS Tourrette's sufferers TWAT swear. You can BULLCRAP blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITE TV, for always focusing on the BULLSHIT bad side of a terrible ASSHAT thing.
  • The main CLUSTER FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DUMBASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WANK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WANK knee CHALICE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SPUNK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNNILINGUS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK school for JIGGABOO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TACO sufferers to become DOG SHIT manically depressed and PISSHOLE commit SCUMBUCKET suicide.
  • There is no RAPE cure, and the DICKWAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the RONNIE CORBETT tics often have adverse JACK OFF side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COCK perodol" which caused my entire RAT'S ASS body to go NAZI numb and TURD basically made it NIGGA! worse than VAGINA it is without the FUCK drug.

I am an active member of a NIGNOG tourette syndrome DICKFACE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JACKASS the TWAT public view of Tourettes as a "BIRD IN THE HOUSE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MOZILLA FIREFOX much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TRANNY sorry for BUGGER "hi-jacking" your CLEVELAND STEAMER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HONKY this that really ARSE annoys me. I am working towards a I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TITTIES, and making fun of a MARGARET THATCHER horrible disorder is (not) TAMPON IN MY ASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WANK time.

Best LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DAMMIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese WIKIPEDIA reply

As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIANENMEN SQUARE Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PORTUGAL degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing RIVER CRABS SUCK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries CENSORSHIP leadership, those problems does not DISSIDENTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA IS CAPITALIST byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society FALUN GONG.

Li Chiang “MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!” Wen

P.S. BITCH Regards to Andrew SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

Mr. janitor

The MALARKY bastard who wrote this article. You can FLYING RAT'S ASS punch him if you DONGSHOVER want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this UNITED KINGDOM country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with CECIL JOHN RHODES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GENITALIA saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How ASS to FUCKER cure FOREIGN CURRENCY the FOUR-EYES Tourette's OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MACACA for [expletive deleted] Tourette's WOMEN'S RIGHTS Syndrome SIGMUND FREUD is SHITE following ASSWIPE these FRENCH TICKLER rules BITCH in TRANNY order:

  • 1: Avoid ASSRAPING immature LIKE FATHER LIKE SON little CUM kids,
  • 2: Count to DAMN IT within DICKFACE 10 FUCKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DAMN PUSSY FUCKING JUMP! nor BUGGER OFF talk,
  • 4: Tell 1984 yourself you FENCE JUMPER don't HELL have CHALICE this ASSHOLE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKTARD WITH NASTY FUCKWIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DICKFACE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FUCK BITCH FUCKING YOU WANKER BELLEND FOREIGN CURRENCY FUCK OFF ASSFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITE

SEMEN CHENEY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HELLFIRE BOOBS FROG INBRED JOHN SMILEY FACE CHUFF CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITFUCKER PICKANINNY CLEMEN FUCKFACE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKTARD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JOHN SMILEY FACE YOU WANKER ASS JACKASS FLYING RAT'S ASS JOHNNY RAT'S COCK WOP CC PLZ SHITE HORSE SHIT SHIT SCUMBAG GOD DAMMIT WANK COON FLYING FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DAMN PISS ARTIST HELL FUCK OFF POWERSHIT TWAT FUCKSTAIN YID NIGGER LIMEY I'LL RAPE YOU COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKER PISS OFF BIRD SHIT FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS GENITALIA RAPE PIECE OF SHIT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! CHOAD BITCH TACO CHIGGER RAINBOWS CUNNILINGUS NORTH KOREA SHITPISSER COCK BALLS REDNECK AOL IPs TWAT BOOBIES MOLDY TITS FAGGOT FIST FUCK ASSFACE URINE-GARGLING WIENER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITHEAD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITCOCK HAIL SATAN! CUNT I RAPE WALRUSES! I WILL END YOU! DILDO CUNT REDNECK COON FUCK OFF SHITSLINGING INJUN BLUMPKIN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MR WINKLER IS GAY MOCKIE CLUSTER FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY DICKLICK FUCK YOU FUCKTARD WANKER MARGARET THATCHER BITCH [expletive deleted] ARSE CUNT CRAPPER VAGINA COCKSUCKER YOU WANKER DICKWAD PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU DIRTY SANCHEZ AOL IPs PENIS NECROPHILIA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHIT REDSKIN VAGINA BALLS DAMN [Insert stupid word you just made up here] SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKHEAD NIGGER RAPE BUTTFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE CUNT CUNT MASTURBATION COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PISS UP MY ARSE GENITALIA SPIC DOODIE HEAD SHITE PIECE OF SHIT ASSWIPE FLYING FUCK DICK IN A BOX CHINK TAMPONS SCUMBAG CUNTSWILLING SHITBALLS FLAMING ASS BADGER WANK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE [Insert yet another person's name here] CUNTBUCKET FUCKHEAD BITCH BOON 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT RANDY TRAVIS JAP BLUMPKIN TWAT BITCH CHINK TWO-INCH PENIS BALLS HELL CROTCH CHIGGER ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK YOU FUCK ASS HELL AOL IPs DAMN FIRECROTCH TAFFY BASTARD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JACKASS GANGBANG SEMEN KIKE GOD DAMMIT ARSE ASSCRACK FRITZ PISS MACACA ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BUTTFUCKER AMERICA ONLINE DICKWAD BUGGER NIGGER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FAGGOT CHOAD KISSER FIRECROTCH ASSFACE NI DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKFACE CAMEL FUCKER DOG SHIT SHITSLINGING RAPE INCEST BUTT-HEAD DYKE TITS CRAP FUCK COCKSUCKER SEMEN RAT'S ASS JAP BASTARD JAP BUTTFUCKER BASTARD MILF SHIT [Insert silly non-swear here] BASTARD HELLFIRE GRIS PISS OFF [Insert swear here] FLYING FUCK ASSWIPE NECROPHILIA I'LL RAPE YOU YID SHIT ASS BLUMPKIN ASSCRACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SUCK MY COCK FUCKTARD ASSHAT RAINBOWS FUCKING A CRACKER JOHN SMILEY FACE CRAPPY SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX JAP POLESMOKER BITCH NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CLIT SEX FAG WIGGER ASSHAT DIPSHIT PENIS BANGKOK BITCH BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA AY-AY-AY SAMUEL L. JACKSON BITCH DICK CHICKEN pen0r CC PLZ POWERSHIT DAMN FUCKER DAMN ASSCRACK BITCH ASSHAT NIGNOG EAT MY SHIT! BALLS CUNT VAGINA CHOAD KISSER ASSCRACK HORSE SHIT FUCKFACE KIKE DUNE COON SPIC MAMA MIA DIPSHIT ASSHAT CHUFF BASTARD CLIT COON BUTT-HEAD WOP HOT GRITS FUCKWIT JACKASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TIMBER NIGGER FELCHMONKEY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TWAT FRENCH TICKLER MASTURBATION BITCH PEDOPHILIA SHITSLINGING GO COUNT YOUR DICK MOCKIE BASTARD SHITFUCKER BALLS BASTARD ASS SIGMUND FREUD BONER BASTARD BALL SACK JERRY AUTOFELLATIO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITFACE VAGINA I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DICKFACE WANK FUCKFACE EAT MY SHIT! ANAL FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CHUFF SHITE SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKHEAD PUNANI MILF NIPPLES IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DYKE NEOPETS SHITSKIN FUCK YOU WIENER FUCKTARD GOOK MOTHERFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE FUCKHEAD NIGNOG CUNTBUCKET JENKEM RAPE WOP DUNE COON [EXPLETIVE] BITCH INBRED PISS FUCKING SHIT REDNECK RAT'S COCK SON OF A BITCH PENIS BIG FOOT CARPET MUNCHER MACACA CONDOMS BUGGER OFF CUNT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKFACE JACK ABRAMOFF ASSFACE COCKSHITTER BLOWJOB VAGINA PRICK BITCH SLOPE SHITFACE ASSFACE TWO-INCH PENIS SHITSKIN POWERSHIT DIPSHIT FUCKBAG BLOWJOB JAP FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH FENCE JUMPER BUGGER BALL SACK KIKE RAT'S ASS SEX DONGSHOVER GENITALIA CAMEL FUCKER GRAPE PENIS ASSFACE PRICK SAND NIGGER SEX COCKSTUFFER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? SCUMBUCKET HELL AUTOFELLATIO OH SHI– SUCK MY DICK FUCKHEAD INCEST ASSHOLE [EXPLETIVE] CHALICE PRICK AUTOFELLATIO TIMBER NIGGER BUTT-HEAD SHIT GOD DAMMIT WANK SHITTY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? GIVING HEAD DOUCHETITS SECOND BALLS DICK TITS TWISTY VAGINA DOUCHE DAGO SOD OFF 1984 PISS MILF FLYING FUCK BITCH SHITFACE KAFFIR FUCKER BALLS INJUN WIKIPEDIA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI STRAWBERRY ASS PISS UP MY ARSE NIGGER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASSHAT RAT'S ASS HITLER ASSHOLE BALL SACK FLYING FUCK PISS RICK MORANIS SHITFACE DAMMIT OSTRICH MY ASS PISS UP MY ARSE SHITPISSER ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST RAT'S COCK PISS OFF DICKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHIT RAPE SPUNK POOPOO FUCKHEAD FUCKWIT BITCH FELCHING TWISTY VAGINA DOUCHING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PUSSY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ANUSCAKE PISS OFF MY ASS WANKER PUSSY DAMN BUTT PIRATE TAMPONS BITCH NIGGER DUNE COON MASTURBATION DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT FUCK MAMA MIA WANKSPLAT BOYCOTT VIACOM! FAG JESSE McCARTNEY FROG'S FAT ASS TOTAL POMMIE PISS ARTIST CC PLZ JACKASS SHITFACE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT FU SPANG DOUCHETITS MILF PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM 1984 JOHNNY DOT HEAD FLYING FUCK ASSWANKING FAILURE! WIGGER VAGINA TITWANK DONKEY PUNCHER COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITPISSER COCKSUCKER SHITCOCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOUCHING BITCH [expletive deleted] TITWANK BUGGER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GANGBANG BLOWJOB CUM GO HOME AND DIE BUGGER TITWANK CC PLZ SEMEN CLUSTER FUCK ASSRAPING FRITZ CHIGGER FENCE JUMPER FRIG ALF BOOBS DIRTY SANCHEZ RAT'S ASS KIKE DIPSHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DAMN POMMIE FUCKER PEARL NECKLACE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MALARKY GOAT DICK CROTCH RANDY TRAVIS GOD BLESS AMERICA SPUNK SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH FUCK YOU CUNT DILDO RAPE GRINGO CLIT FROG'S FAT ASS FELLATIO FRENCH TICKLER SHIT GOATSE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! CLUSTER FUCK HELL SON OF A BITCH DAMN DICKHEAD JAP DOG SHIT COLGATE CLEMEN 1984 MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BOOBS CRAP JACKASS FUCKER LET'S SHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCK YOU FUCKWIT ASSHAT GANGBANG CHOAD FUCK YOU ASS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TAMPON IN MY ASS and with the ASS and his ARSE of girraffes in which BOOBS while reading about ANUSCAKE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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