Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ARSE neurochemical FUCK disorder TIT DIRT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASS, sudden CUNT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MOTHERFUCKER or CUNT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNTYMINTS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BASTARD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TAMPONS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS THONG TASTER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHIT LIKE A HORSE utterFUCKance of socially FUCKER objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first INCEST television programs to address CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourette's syndrome.

CLEMEN Tourette's is SPIC not to be JUSTIN BIEBER confused with ASSCRACK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HOLY DUMB FUCK random I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL disorientation, culturally-PEEPEE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WANKSPLAT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE language, FUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FELLATIO PENIS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNT souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKFACE quantities I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL of ANAL DIABETES JAP garbage.

Darnit.

A JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST Polite Note to the POWERSHIT Author:

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The AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Tourette's INBRED Research Institute was THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE founded to DAMN IT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CHINK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BELLEND article PUSSYLICKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITTING DICK NIPPLES I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITTY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance YOU WANKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TITS & DICKS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of QUEEF Tourrette's sufferers POLACK swear. You can CHOAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SPUNK TV, for always focusing on the SHITFACE bad side of a terrible ASS thing.
  • The main SHITFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CRAP involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WOMEN'S RIGHTS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small [EXPLETIVE] knee TITTIES NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is VENEREAL DISEASE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HATE HATE HAT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKWIT school for BOYCOTT VIACOM! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TAFFY sufferers to become THONG TASTER manically depressed and D'OH commit FUCKHEAD suicide.
  • There is no CHING CHONG CHINK cure, and the PIECE OF SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the WIENER tics often have adverse BULLSHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna NAZI perodol" which caused my entire NECROPHILIA body to go RAT'S ASS numb and SAGGY TITS basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISSHOLE it is without the FROG drug.

I am an active member of a FOOTBALL tourette syndrome ASSRAPING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PORCH MONKEY the ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT public view of Tourettes as a "COCKING FUCKBOROUGH swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKWIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSFACE sorry for GO HOME AND DIE "hi-jacking" your TURD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HEIL HITLER! this that really FUDGEPACKER annoys me. I am working towards a CRACKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DYKE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TWISTY VAGINA, and making fun of a PISS horrible disorder is (not) BONER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHICKEN SHIT time.

Best BLOWJOB regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKHEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIANENMEN SQUARE reply

As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROTESTS Westerners show is not an FALUN GONG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing I LIKE BUSH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AMERICA'S GREAT! in countries 1984 leadership, those problems does not 1984 occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIANENMEN SQUARE byproduct of your BUDDHISM capitalist society NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS.

Li Chiang “SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY” Wen

P.S. GREASER Regards to Andrew WANKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

Mr. janitor

The CUNTYMINTS bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITPISSER punch him if you DOG SHIT want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock BRITAIN offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIV NEGATIVE put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “CECIL JOHN RHODES” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my TOURETTE'S SYNDROME intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How REDNECK to WANK cure JACKASS the FROG'S FAT ASS Tourette's NEGRO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT for PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Tourette's BUGGER OFF Syndrome BLUE PENIS! is CLEAN DRINKING WATER following SUGARTITS these COCKSHITTER rules CLUSTER FUCK in HELL order:

  • 1: Avoid I AM CORNHOLIO! immature ANAL little RAT'S COCK kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCKING FUCKFUCKER within BRUSH MA TEETH 10 SHITseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCK YOU SHITTY DAGO nor LET'S SHIT talk,
  • 4: Tell DOUCHEBAG yourself you BALL SACK don't DAGO have FUCKER this SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GENITALIA WITH NASTY FUCKING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TITTIES FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FAG GANGBANG CHOAD BULLCRAP DYKE FELCHING RAT'S ASS SPUNK DICKFACE GANGBANG

DAMN TRANNY DILDO HORSE SHIT FUCK OFF ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT COON BASTARD SHITSLIDE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMN SCUMBAG FUCKWIT MOLDY TITS FUCK YOU PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS PRICK QUEEF DILDO FRIG PISS MASTURBATION FUCKER SCROTUM FRIG CARPET MUNCHER FUCK CLIT GOAT DICK YOU WANKER MONKEY BALLS ASSCRACK BOLLOCKS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA suck my mothers JERK OFF FOOTBALL SEMEN PICKANINNY BULLSHIT BOB SAGET DAMN HELLFUCKER CHAV TOTAL FUCK YOU SHITTY ARSE RAPE JESSE McCARTNEY INBRED FUCKER RECTUM RAIDER BUKKAKE SOD OFF CLEAN DRINKING WATER ASSFACE CUNTRAG THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE CUNT DOT HEAD KIKE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR AUTOFELLATIO SCUMBAG BASTARD ARSE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PRICK DOUCHETITS GYPSY WIKIPEDIA DOODIE HEAD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CROTCH DAMMIT CUNNILINGUS CHINK SON OF A BITCH NI PISS UP MY ARSE FUCK OFF KRAUT ASSRAMMER PISS BASTARD CUNNILINGUS FUCK CLEAN DRINKING WATER PENISPENISPENIS!!! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT ANAL FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PUSSY GOD DAMMIT HORSE PENIS CONAN O'BRIAN TAFFY CONDOMS STEVE BALLMER [expletive deleted] TACO NECROPHILIA DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BELGIUM DIPSHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE PENIS ON A BUN ASSFACE BASTARD SHITFUCKER BITCH POMMIE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MALARKY BELLEND ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ASSCRACK NECROPHILIA ASS ASSFACE RECTUM RAIDER POWERSHIT HELL SOD OFF WANK SHIT TWAT GRINGO CRAPMUNCHER CHAV FUCKSTAIN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SEMEN NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BORDER HOPPER HEIL HITLER! POO POO BLOWJOB RUSKIE FUCKWIT PIECE OF SHIT JOHNNY SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITE DIPSHIT HOT GRITS GIVING HEAD SHITFACE CLEMEN JACKASS SHIT CUNTRAG SHITCOCK ASSFACE GOD DAMN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DAMN NAZI MONKEY SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS PIG MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HOSER SCUMBAG JOHNNY YOU SUCK BALLS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITHEAD CRACKER ASS INCEST JACKASS CUNT LAPPER FUCKTARD CHUCK NORRIS FUCKHEAD PUSSY PENIS CUNT TESTICLE CHOKE NIPPLES ABO FUCK OFF BUGFUCK CUM PISS OFF WETBACK ASS TITWANK FUCKBAG COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FEMADOM BITCH NIGGER TITS HELL INBRED SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BONER DICKWAD CUNNILINGUS PISS ARTIST WANK CHRISTHUMPER DAMN FUCKING A REDSKIN DIPSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY DAMN ASSCRACK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PISS TWAT MOTHERFUCKER MACACA JACKASS JIZZ FUCK OFF BEAVER SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE KRAUT SAND NIGGER FUCK FEMADOM FUCKING JUMP! SON OF A BITCH FUCKHEAD ASSWIPE CUNTRAG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUGFUCK SHITFACE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SUCK MY DICK REBECCA BLACK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BOOBS PENIS FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNTRAG NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS CUNTING ASSCRACK TWAT KAFFIR SOD SHITCOCK DAMN DICK IN A BOX FUCK OFF ARSE NECROPHILIA LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! COCK BUTTFUCKER MONKEY SHIT CUNT CHING CHONG CHINK FLYING FUCK INCEST GANGBANG JACK OFF ASS FELLATIO SPIC PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DICKHEAD COON WILLY WONKA FLYING RAT'S ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX SEX BALLS SHIT WANK FEMADOM FUCKING CUNT CRAPPER PISS NEGRO SHITE COCK ASSHAT DAMNATION DAMN HELL CLEMEN GOD DAMMIT TAMPONS JUSTIN BIEBER HOSER DOUCHETITS ASSHOLE I WILL END YOU! GANGBANG JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DUMBASS GARBAGE DAY! DAMN PENIS JOHNNY SHITTY BOOBS MOZILLA FIREFOX MAMA MIA DOUCHE GYPSY CTHULHU FHTAGN WANK VENEREAL DISEASE SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT CUNT FRIG RAGHEAD NIGNOG BITCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! FENCE JUMPER POLESMOKER SHITCUNTING VENEREAL DISEASE HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN FUCKING EXTRA LONG PENIS BUKKAKE ASSWIPE CRAP BOON GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BOOBS HORSE SHIT BARBRA STREISAND GOATSE ALEX TREBEK HENTAI DOUCHETITS WANK CUNTING ASSCRACK MOLDY TITS DOUCHETITS PENIS ARSEBADGERS FROG'S FAT ASS PIG DOT HEAD SON OF A BITCH BIGNOSE VAGINA POLAK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CAMEL JOCKEY SCUMBAG DUMBASS SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER SHIT GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE TURD SON OF A BITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOBS REDNECK CHOAD KISSER RAPE ARSE DIPSHIT GOD DAMN SEMEN DUMBASS JAP SHITHEAD AUTOFELLATIO MILF MARY WHITEHOUSE PISS OFF CUM SHIT TAMPONS CLEMEN CUNT MASTURBATION HONKY BOLLOCKS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICK MOTHERFUCKER FUCK JIZZ WANK POLAK HELLFIRE BITCH JENKEM NIGGER FUCK CRAPPY TENTACLE RAPE WETBACK TWAT PIECE OF SHIT BONER KAFFIR DOUCHEBAG TAMPONS SHITE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUNT DICK CUNT CRAPPER SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE FAG ASSHOLE SHITCOCK BLUMPKIN REDSKIN COON PENISFUCK TITWANK TAMPONS NI SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCK OFF JAP KRAUT NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS TITS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSWIPE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKSTAIN SEX DARTH VADER FOOTBALL ASSWIPE DICKLICK PUSSYLICKER HONKY WANKER HITLER TITS [EXPLETIVE] NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS COCKSTUFFER JERRY CUNT THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE CUNT FLYING FUCK CUNTRAG CONAN O'BRIAN TESTICLE CHOKE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BITCH FUCK OFF ASSWIPE SHITHEAD CUNT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE HELLFUCKER FOUR-EYES BASTARD FUCKER FUCKBAG ASS FU SPANG HEIL HITLER! FIST FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SUCK COCKS IN HELL! POO POO BLOWJOB GIVING HEAD CUNT PISS ANAL WOMEN'S RIGHTS RAT'S ASS CLIT CUNTBUCKET GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY JUNGLE BUNNY GREASER BOON SHITE HOLY DUMB FUCK DICKFACE POLACK FUCKING JUMP! HOLY DUMB FUCK BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUGFUCK CLIT ASSHOLE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FOOTBALL BLUE PENIS! JACKASS SHIT DOUCHEBAG BUGGER WANK TURD SHITE YOGHURT CANNON HORSE PENIS JIZZ BUKKAKE GOD DAMMIT VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING A BULLSHIT SON OF A BITCH BALL SACK PENIS ON A BUN COON REBECCA BLACK DICK IN A BOX BASTARD BASTARD THIS IS SPARTA! BUTTFUCKER COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PENIS RAPE SHIT FLYING FUCK MONKEY SHIT WANK SEX PEEPEE FUCKING JUMP! BASTARD SHITFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BEANER POLESMOKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! I AM CORNHOLIO! CLEVELAND STEAMER WETBACK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITSLINGING WOMEN'S RIGHTS POTTYMOUTH PIG PORCH MONKEY BALLS YOUR MOM AY-AY-AY CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN DAMNATION CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BORDER HOPPER JACKASS FUCKHEAD FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE DOUCHE DUMBASS DIPSHIT HELL FLYING FUCK HELLFIRE FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT TURD LET'S SHIT JERRY SHITFACE SHITFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WIENER EMO TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNTRAG CLEVELAND STEAMER KRAUT BORDER HOPPER PUSSYLICKER JACKASS SHIT PEARL NECKLACE BULLSHIT ASSHAT DICK TITS BONG FELCHING JOHNNY TOWELHEAD NIPPLES DONALD RUMSFELD JIZZ I AM CORNHOLIO! ASSHAT PIG FUCKING A FUCK YOU PISS SHITHEAD FUCK OFF DAMMIT FUCKHEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK pen0r Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PISS OFF and with the NICARAGUA and his FUCKING A of girraffes in which SHIT while reading about JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See BALL SACK also

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