Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MICK neurochemical FUCK disorder FELLATIO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUGGER, sudden MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DUMBASS or ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PUNANI in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNNILINGUS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POMMIE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DICK CHICKEN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat RAT'S COCK TOWELHEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous COCKSUCKER utterFUCKance of socially COLGATE objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert
Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WANKSPLAT television programs to address ASS FASCIST Tourette's syndrome.

CUNTING ASSCRACK Tourette's is BARBRA STREISAND not to be BUTTFUCKER confused with TAMPON IN MY ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PIG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MILF random CUNT disorientation, culturally-FUCK YOU-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TIT SPRINKLES outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JAP language, COCKSMOKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BALL SACK VAGINA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKFACE souvenir shoppes and massive FEMADOM quantities DAMN of ANAL DIABETES [Insert silly non-swear here] garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITFACE Polite Note to the HO Author:

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The ASS FASCIST Tourette's BLOWJOB Research Institute was FUCKFACE founded to NEGRO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TITWANK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BANGKOK article LET'S SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TOSSER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS ARTIST.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BORDER HOPPER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of NIGGER Tourrette's sufferers JERRY swear. You can MONKEY SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASS TV, for always focusing on the NIPPLES bad side of a terrible JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE thing.
  • The main ASSHAT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SEMPRINI' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FLYING FUCK knee DYKE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FLYING FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DILDO school for SUGARTITS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK OFF sufferers to become VAGINA manically depressed and RAPE commit INBRED suicide.
  • There is no FUCKSTAIN cure, and the FRIG drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK tics often have adverse POLAK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PRICK perodol" which caused my entire JIGGABOO body to go TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE numb and BOON basically made it NIGGA! worse than INCEST it is without the FAG drug.

I am an active member of a CUM tourette syndrome BOOBIES association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SOD the HELL public view of Tourettes as a "BASTARD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKSTAIN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NIGGER sorry for TWAT "hi-jacking" your SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BEAVER this that really PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a GO COUNT YOUR DICK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JOHN SMILEY FACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DOUCHING, and making fun of a DOG SHIT horrible disorder is (not) BEAVER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your COON time.

Best BEANER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DICKFACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese 1984 reply

As RIVER CRABS SUCK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill LHASA Westerners show is not an HUMAN RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CENSORSHIP degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN BABY FORMULA countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROTESTS in countries DEMOCRACY leadership, those problems does not UIGURS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MEG byproduct of your COMMUNISM IS STUPID capitalist society MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!.

Li Chiang “TIBET” Wen

P.S. DUNE COON Regards to Andrew SEX Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE HAS AIDS reply

Mr. janitor
The ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can WALRUS SHIT punch him if you DONKEY PUNCHER want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the EAT MY SHIT! saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my FEMADOM intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How PEEPEE to HORSE SHIT cure MOSES the POLAK Tourette's ASSCRACK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment AUTOFELLATIO for KEEP Tourette's BITCH Syndrome TIT DIRT is TITMOUSE following SUCK MY DICK these FUCK rules JACK ABRAMOFF in COCKSTUFFER order:

  • 1: Avoid RAT'S COCK immature NAZI little GOBSHITE kids,
  • 2: Count to PENIS within CHUFF 10 CHAVseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCKSTAIN NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! nor TITS & DICKS talk,
  • 4: Tell MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! yourself you FUCKSTAIN don't NIGNOG have NECROPHILIA this O KURWA! disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITBALLS WITH NASTY DAMN IT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GOD DAMMIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

PISSHOLE FUCKSTAIN JACKASS FUCK YOU SOD GANGBANG HOMO PISS OFF DUMBASS TITS

MARGARET THATCHER TAFFY COON SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HONKY DAMN SHITSKIN WIKIPEDIA HELLFIRE TACO WALRUS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER DAMNATION DAMN MASTURBATION BUTT-FOR-BRAINS HELL PISS ARTIST GOD DAMN NIPPLES CUNT BITCH CLUSTER FUCK GOATSE HORSE PENIS YUKKY DOODY ALEX TREBEK SHITE KAFFIR CUNT MOTHERFUCKER ARSE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST RUSTY TROMBONE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKFACE BORDER HOPPER TWAT ANAL SHITTY CUNT LAPPER FLYING FUCK CRACKER TOTAL WIGGER ASSCRACK COON LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CUNT BITCH CECIL JOHN RHODES FELCHING PIG SAND NIGGER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FRAK SPIC SPUNK ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK ASSRAPING BUGFUCK YOU WANKER POLACK GYPSY NIGGER ARSE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BIGNOSE TITMOUSE SHIT BITCH WILLY WONKA SHITBALLS TWISTY VAGINA HELL GOD DAMMIT ASSCRACK BUKKAKE ASS BONER SAGGY TITS CUNT BASTARD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PIG FUCKHEAD 666 JACKASS DICKFACE PENISPENISPENIS!!! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BITCH suck my mothers TITS SPRINKLES YOU WANKER DOG FUCKER MOSES YOU WANKER PENIS PRICK BLOWJOB TITMOUSE DOG FUCKER INCEST FUCK DONGSHOVER DOUCHETITS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PISS SUCK MY DICK FUCK SHITHEAD BLUMPKIN BLUMPKIN RAT'S ASS JOHN ELWAY DICK SHITFUCKER BARBRA STREISAND BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DICKHEAD WETBACK BUGFUCK SON OF A BITCH DOG SHIT WANK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD HELL FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASS CHICKEN SHIT ALEX TREBEK COCKSUCKER NIGGER ASSHAT ASS BONER GANGBANG TOWELHEAD DUMBASS CUNTYMINTS BUKKAKE PISSHOLE SHITE SHITE YOU WANKER CRAP BENSON SUCKS YUKKY DOODY MASTURBATION MOCKIE GREASER SHITFUCKER BUGGER PISS OFF WANKSPLAT TITTIES DOT HEAD SCUMBAG GREASER MOCKIE DAMN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHIT ANAL JOHNNY DILDO FLYING FUCK HELL BUGGER DAMN IT DEVELOPERS! BORDER HOPPER STUDENT MOVEMENT COON GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BALL SACK YOU WANKER VAGINA RUSTY TROMBONE HONKY BASTARD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE SAND NIGGER SHITFUCKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BALLS JACKASS FEWMETS BULLSHIT SHITTY NIPPLES BLOWJOB BUTTFUCKER TITTYWANK ASS DONKEY PUNCHER GOD DAMN NEOPETS CLEMEN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE POLESMOKER TITS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME GOD BLESS AMERICA RUSKIE FAGGOT PORCH MONKEY KIDDY FIDDLER COCK ABO BIRD SHIT INBRED COCK PISS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FELCHING VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKSTAIN EMO FUCKWIT JOHN SMILEY FACE I'LL RAPE YOU NIGNOG BELLEND CROTCH DICK CHICKEN TITWANK FUCK ASSHAT NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! NEGRO NAZI GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN BULLSHIT NICARAGUA BONER RUSKIE GANGBANG CHOAD JAP WANK PIECE OF SHIT WANK GANGBANG TWAT PISS OFF CONDOMS FRITZ LET'S SHIT GOD DAMMIT JOHN SMILEY FACE ASS DICKHEAD KIDDY FIDDLER BONER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! STUDENT MOVEMENT SHIT FUCKING MILF CUNTRAG KRAUT SHITSKIN ASSWIPE SON OF A BITCH JIZZ SCUMBUCKET FUCK ASSHOLE JOHN ELWAY CHICKEN SHIT DAMN CRAP SHITFACE PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! BUTTFUCKER TITWANK FUCK DICKHEAD [Insert stupid word you just made up here] BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCK PAKI IT'S OVER 9000! JERRY BUTT PIRATE ASSHAT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NIGGER DOG FUCKER ANUSCAKE SHITCOCK NIGGER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? COCK SEX MOCKIE ASSFACE WALRUS SHIT BOLLOCKS CLIT DICKFACE MASTURBATION ARSE COCK I'LL RAPE YOU TITS & DICKS SPRINKLES BUTTFUCKER TITMOUSE INJUN WIENER BULLSHIT GOD DAMN DILDO SPUNK DICK CHICKEN BOYCOTT VIACOM! BULLSHIT DICK CHICKEN HO SHITTY PRICK BUGGER OFF GIVING HEAD SHIT WANKER PISSHOLE FRAK NIGGER WANK RAT'S COCK FUCKFACE ASS RUSTY TROMBONE RAGHEAD YOU WANKER PENIS CLUSTER FUCK JOHNNY AMERICA ONLINE SHITSKIN DOODIE HEAD INJUN SHITFUCKER STUDENT MOVEMENT FAGGOT TITMOUSE CUNTRAG PISSHOLE LAKE TITICACA YOU WANKER CRAP CAMEL FUCKER SEX FU SPANG MOTHERFUCKER CUNTYMINTS SUCK MY COCK ANUSCAKE COCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCK ASSWIPE FUCKING BOOBS CUNT BUGGER SPUNK SHIT GOBSHITE FLAMEVIPER CLEMEN TESTICLE CHOKE MICK WIENER FUCKING A COON GYPSY SHITHEAD SHITTY FRAK DICKHEAD BEAVER ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MICK NECROPHILIA YID MONKEY SHIT SACRAMENTO PENISBIRD BITCH FAGGOT SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMN IT JERK OFF MICK SHITE DONALD RUMSFELD BELGIUM O CANADA QUEEF ASSHOLE ARSEBADGERS FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING SHITBALLS BLOWJOB JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BELLEND CARPET MUNCHER CAMEL FUCKER CAMEL FUCKER FUCK OFF GOD BLESS AMERICA SUCK MY DICK FUCKSTAIN FEWMETS ARSE BONER PISSHOLE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GOATSE HELL pen0r SHIT FUCK CUNT CRAPPER ASSHAT POMMIE HOMO GENITALIA PIECE OF SHIT DUMBASS FEWMETS PENISPENISPENIS!!! INJUN CLEVELAND STEAMER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PIECE OF SHIT ASS FUCK YOU HELL NIGGER SCUMBUCKET DUMBASS PISS ARTIST POTTYMOUTH SEX ASSCRACK DOUCHE NAZI HO MONKEY'S UNCLE BOOBIES JACKASS SHIT POLAK ORGASM RAPE VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN TIT SPRINKLES WETBACK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHITFACE WANKER ASS COCKSUCKER COON FUCKTARD FUCK ASSHAT NIGNOG HELLFIRE VAGINA CUNT BOOBS COON CUNT COLGATE SHITFACE FUCKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY FROG SON OF A BITCH BULLSHIT JOHNNY ABO DAMN JACKASS INCEST POMMIE HELLFUCKER CONAN O'BRIAN CRACKER THONG TASTER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PRICK NIPPLES SAMUEL L. JACKSON DOM DeLUISE WANK MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK SHITE GOATSE GO COUNT YOUR DICK PORCUPINE'S BALLS SPANK THE MONKEY JACKASS SHIT JENKEM FUCK OFF JOHNNY TURD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GOD DAMMIT CLUSTER FUCK HOMO FLYING FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WANK FROG SHIT SHITFUCKER HELL INBRED ROSIE O'DONNELL COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITE FUCKER CLUSTER FUCK PEARL NECKLACE TENTACLE RAPE SON OF A BITCH NIGNOG BULLSHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITFACE THONG TASTER POOPOO CRAP PISS NIGGER BONG DAMN IT JOHNNY SPICY CUNT FUCK PENISPENISPENIS!!! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ASSHAT JERK OFF DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! WETBACK GO HOME AND DIE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FELLATIO ASSHOLE SHITSLIDE TURD FUCKING A PORCH MONKEY POLESMOKER ASS YID PENIS COON BITCH DAMMIT ASSWIPE FUCK JERRY FLYING FUCK MASTURBATION CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKSTAIN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FELLATIO MALARKY SHITSLINGING CUNT BUTT-HEAD PECKERHEAD CLUSTER FUCK BARBRA STREISAND CUNNILINGUS DAMN CLIT GOBSHITE 666 DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CUNNILINGUS WIKIPEDIA CHIGGER CUNT JIZZ SHIT DAMN GOD DAMMIT PISSHOLE DICK CHICKEN NI SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SUGARTITS CUNT NAZI SHIT SOD OFF MICK SHITE CUNTING ASSCRACK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive COON and with the SHAKOPEE and his GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS of girraffes in which DUNE COON while reading about PIG!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE also

Jsay
TheJeeMan
FUCK YOU Template:VIN DIESEL! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TITFUCK your ASS!
Now don't forget to eat my body and drink my blood on Sunday, little ones! ;)


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