Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or INJUN neurochemical FUCK disorder LET'S SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BLOWJOB, sudden RAGHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TAMPONS or TOWELHEAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly OSTRICH MY ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated LOGJAMMER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JOHN SMILEY FACE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BASTARD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SOD OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASS FASCIST FRENCH TICKLER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKING utterFUCKance of socially TITS objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first VAGINA television programs to address I WILL KILL YOU! Tourette's syndrome.

MOLDY TITS Tourette's is HELLFUCKER not to be FUCKSTAIN confused with DIPSHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HEIL HITLER! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves [Insert swear here] random WHORE disorientation, culturally-SCROTUM-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKBAG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITFACE language, SHITFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SON OF A BITCH SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TOWELHEAD souvenir shoppes and massive ASS quantities CHOAD of ANAL DIABETES ART METAL PRODUCTS garbage.

Darnit.

A TITTIES Polite Note to the ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA Author:

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The HONKY Tourette's BOYCOTT VIACOM! Research Institute was SHITCOCK founded to GENITALIA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMMIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your COCKSUCKER article PISSHOLE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TOWELHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CLUSTER FUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOUCHE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about KAFFIR Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of NEOPETS Tourrette's sufferers COCKSMOKER swear. You can JIGGABOO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NAZI TV, for always focusing on the MOCKIE bad side of a terrible BOOBS thing.
  • The main PEEPEE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DONKEY PUNCHER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'OH SHI–' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BULLSHIT knee GOD DAMN NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is KAFFIR no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GO HOME AND DIE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ANAL DIABETES school for NIGNOG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHIT sufferers to become JACKASS manically depressed and DAMN IT commit IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! suicide.
  • There is no BUTT PIRATE cure, and the GO HOME AND DIE drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK OFF tics often have adverse SONNY BILL WILLIAMS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASS perodol" which caused my entire PISS body to go FUCK numb and BUKKAKE basically made it NIGGA! worse than INBRED it is without the SNUFF PORN drug.

I am an active member of a GYPSY tourette syndrome IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNNILINGUS the ART METAL PRODUCTS public view of Tourettes as a "GOAT DICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHIGGER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PENISBIRD sorry for DOUCHING "hi-jacking" your MARGARET THATCHER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKSTAIN this that really GO HOME AND DIE annoys me. I am working towards a BIRD SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this YOU WANKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITTY, and making fun of a PENIS horrible disorder is (not) WOP funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SCROTUM time.

Best BUTT PIRATE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROTESTS reply

As COMMUNISM IS STUPID Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are AMERICA'S GREAT! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an TAIWAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DISSIDENTS degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing OPINION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIANENMEN SQUARE in countries PRINCE PHILIP leadership, those problems does not CENSORSHIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SLITTY EYES byproduct of your 1984 capitalist society RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “POISON IN BABY FORMULA” Wen

P.S. TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Regards to Andrew FAGGOT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE'S MOMMA reply

Mr. janitor

The HADJI bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSCRACK punch him if you SHITE want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUNNILINGUS saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my HO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How PEDOPHILIA to CUNT cure JACKASS the CAMEL FUCKER Tourette's CHRISTHUMPER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITFUCKER for INBRED Tourette's DICKHEAD Syndrome TAMPONS is MILF following BRITNEY these BALL SACK rules SHITPISSER in COCKSHITTER order:

  • 1: Avoid KIKE immature MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS little ASSFACE kids,
  • 2: Count to PORCH MONKEY within WOP 10 JESUS FUCKING CHRISTseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCKHEAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASSRAMMER nor TITTIES talk,
  • 4: Tell GOATSE yourself you TITWANK don't FUCKSTAIN have SHIT this BUTT-HEAD disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ALF WITH NASTY FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CROTCH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

ORGASM CUNT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WANK WIENER SHITE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NIGGER TITS NIGNOG COCKSTUFFER

ASSCRACK JACKASS CUNNILINGUS NAZI RICK MORANIS ANAL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PENIS BIRD SHIT POLACK CUNNILINGUS PORCH MONKEY SUCK MY DICK suck my mothers DAMN POOPY SHITE GRINGO INBRED SHITFUCKER TITWANK GOBSHITE BULLCRAP FUCKWIT TWISTY VAGINA SAGGY TITS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKTARD BALLS FUCK A DUCK DAMN SHITTY POMMIE BONER JACKASS TWAT YOGHURT CANNON MILF TITMOUSE WANK HELL GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE ORGASM PRICK MOLDY TITS SCROTUM INJUN CHICKEN FRIES JACK ABRAMOFF ASSCRACK DICK IN A BOX BOON TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASSHOLE TWAT BITCH SHIT FROG BASTARD POMMIE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN PISS PEACEFUL 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKFACE BLOWJOB FUCKING A DUNE COON JACK OFF BOB SAGET WANKER CONAN O'BRIAN SHITFUCKER NAZI FUCKING FLYING FUCK CUNT HAIL SATAN! BARBRA STREISAND CRAP DICKFACE NAZI JERK OFF KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH PROTESTS FRIG POMMIE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ABO ARSE DOUCHEBAG BALL SACK BASTARD CC PLZ DOG SHIT SHITE FUCKTARD CHINK BULLSHIT JERK OFF SHITE HELL ASSHOLE ASSHOLE DICKHEAD CLIT PRICK VAGINA BITCH FUCK OFF PICKANINNY COCKSHITTER CLIT RAPE SHITSLINGING RUSTY TROMBONE ARSE FUCKHEAD SHITHEAD SHIT PORCH MONKEY BULLSHIT LAKE TITICACA ARSE TITTIES SHIT FROG BULLCRAP BUKKAKE PORCH MONKEY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKING A FEWMETS FUCK SHITSLINGING GOD DAMMIT RANDY TRAVIS DAMN PENISBIRD EPIDIDYMIS SHITFACE PIECE OF SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS COCK SHITCUNTING JACKASS NIGGER TIMBER NIGGER FLAMING ASS BADGER BUGGER FUCKER O CANADA MONKEY'S UNCLE BONG BONER DIPSHIT BUTTFUCKER COCK FUCKWIT COON I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER HONKY RAT'S ASS NIPPLES DOUCHE INCEST PISS ARTIST WINDOWS VISTA VAGINA COON SHITFUCKER RAT'S COCK PEDOPHILIA NIGNOG SEX GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT TAMPONS SCROTUM ORGASM JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DAMN BELLEND D'OH ASSHAT HORSE SHIT TITTIES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GRIS GOD DAMMIT PIGFUCKER TOURETTE'S IS FUN RAT'S ASS JUNGLE BUNNY ASSHOLE TITTIES BITCH COCKSHITTER DOUCHETITS SHIT BULLCRAP LET'S SHIT TIMBER NIGGER MICK ASSWIPE TAFFY TWAT PISS ARTIST NIGNOG BITCH I WILL END YOU! GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITSLINGING MALL SANTA DIRTY SANCHEZ TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SAMUEL L. JACKSON MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH JERK OFF DUNE COON SON OF A BITCH JACKASS SHIT SCROTUM FUCK ASSCRACK PAKI TITS DICKFACE FOUR-EYES WOP SHITE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITTY JACKASS SHIT GYPSY FUCK OFF SHITE SPIC SHITFACE FROG'S FAT ASS MONKEY SHIT COCKGOBLIN CHIGGER DAMN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BITCH COCK RAT'S ASS PORCH MONKEY FUCKER DICK CHICKEN FEWMETS TURD ASSFACE SHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKFACE WIGGER DILDO SHIT BITCH ASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PUNANI BALLS GRINGO CUNT FUCKER DAMN CUNT ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKER PIGFUCKER CHUFF TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DEVELOPERS! TWAT COLGATE WIKIPEDIA DICK BULLSHIT MOLDY TITS LOGJAMMER NECROPHILIA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE NECROPHILIA ASS FASCIST ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHIT FRIG HEIL HITLER! GOATSE BONER SEMPRINI NIGNOG BEANER CLUSTER FUCK PIGFUCKER MASTURBATION RAT'S ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WEHATEMARIO SHIT LIKE A HORSE GO HOME AND DIE BLUE PENIS! CUNTING ASSCRACK BUTT PIRATE HADJI SON OF A BITCH BASTARD SHITTY INJUN RAGHEAD FUCKFACE PRICK FUCKSTAIN BASTARD BASTARD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BALL SACK SHITFACE CLUSTER FUCK CLEMEN KIKE BONER PENIS ON A STICK ASSHAT PEACEFUL BEAVER SHITE SACRAMENTO DOUCHETITS RANDY TRAVIS BALL SACK DICKWAD CROTCH BOOBIES ASSWIPE SPUNK DICK DILDO SPUNK CHIGGER FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TONY LA RUSSA FLYING FUCK CRAP TOTAL YOU WANKER DOODIE HEAD RAT'S COCK CUNT FELLATIO DICKLICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WETBACK POMMIE NIGGER ASSHAT EMO PENIS ON A BUN FUCKING FUCKER ASSWIPE CHIGGER JOHN ELWAY SHITE KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH CHIGGER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PROTESTS AUTOFELLATIO CHOAD KISSER FUCKER ASSFACE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ASSCRACK ASS JACKASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NIPPLES HOSER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS REBECCA BLACK SHITHEAD SHITCUNTING TITWANK CRAPPY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TURD GANGBANG FUCKTARD EXTRA LONG PENIS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BANGKOK CONDOMS SHITTY PEEPEE FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS P'KANG FUCKHEAD PISS ARTIST COCKSTUFFER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTT-HOLE PROTESTS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MALARKY DAMN IT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DOG FUCKER CARPET MUNCHER COON COCKGOBLIN SCROTUM OH SHI– DICK BLUE PENIS! COON MALARKY DYKE CTHULHU FHTAGN JERRY ASS SHITE FUCKWIT PISSHOLE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHITSKIN WANK DAMN I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DIPSHIT BANGKOK GENITALIA CRAPFUCKER TOTAL FUCKING JUMP! CARPET MUNCHER I RAPE WALRUSES! ASS SHITCOCK WANKSPLAT FUCKER BUTTFUCKER INJUN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUTTFUCKER SHIT LIKE A HORSE HORSE SHIT GRINGO MICK WANKER I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKHEAD PISS CUNNILINGUS FUCK A DUCK ORGASM DONKEY PUNCHER COMMUNIST DILDO SHITFUCKER WANK CLIT JACKASS SON OF A BITCH DELICIOUS CAKE ASSRAPING 30 CASES OF PICKLES NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING A WIENER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSFACE CRAPMUNCHER BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKWIT FLYING FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FRIG FASHION BUG JERRY SHITSLINGING FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ARSE TWAT CRAPFUCKER EMO PEDOPHILIA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHRIST OF TABERNACLE 666 SHIT ABO HIGH WAGES TOWELHEAD SHITFACE SUCK MY DICK RAPE 666 CUNT FAGGOT SOD OFF ASSHAT DAMN GRINGO WANK ALF DIPSHIT HOMO JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK NEGRO PISS OFF MY ASS WANK SHITSLINGING FUCK SEX CRAPPY COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITHEAD DICKHEAD GYPSY WANK CRAPMUNCHER CHOAD MOCKIE COCKSMOKER DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN I WILL END YOU! BORDER HOPPER PIG ANAL DIABETES BULLSHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CUNTYMINTS GOBSHITE JIGGABOO CUNT FUCKWIT BITCH COON FUCKER CUM ARSE BUGGER DAMN CRAPMUNCHER ASSHAT GENITALIA YID DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU DOUCHETITS FUCKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT suck my mothers COCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SNUFF PORN FOUR-EYES FRIG GOBSHITE HENTAI DAMN TITS & DICKS PISS ARTIST ASSHOLE TWAT BEAVER WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCK ASS FAGGOT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS FUCK YOU WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BOB SAGET BULLSHIT BANGKOK WIGGER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM POLESMOKER [expletive deleted] WIKIPEDIA BOLLOCKS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK AUTOFELLATIO SHITFUCKER KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH POTTYMOUTH YOU WANKER ASSFACE NIGGER TITS ASSHAT ASSRAMMER HELL DARTH VADER RAPE DICK DIPSHIT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA and with the CUNT and his 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT of girraffes in which WARNER MUSIC GROUP while reading about CLUSTER FUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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