Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BULLCRAP neurochemical FUCK disorder SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ROSIE O'DONNELL, sudden THIS IS SPARTA! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements LGBT RIGHTS or DUMBASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK YOU in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DICKHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKWIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PENIS ON A STICK JOHN SMILEY FACE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PIG utterFUCKance of socially BOB SAGET objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITHEAD television programs to address JIZZ Tourette's syndrome.

CHICKEN SHIT Tourette's is TITMOUSE not to be GRAPE PENIS confused with WIENER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CRAPMUNCHER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM random LGBT RIGHTS disorientation, culturally-PISS OFF-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BIGNOSE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNNILINGUS language, DOUCHE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICK FROG'S FAT ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JUSTIN BIEBER souvenir shoppes and massive WANK quantities CHIGGER of ANAL DIABETES MONKEY SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A HAIL SATAN! Polite Note to the NIPPLES Author:

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The ABO Tourette's SHITFACE Research Institute was SHIT founded to PISS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSHAT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SIGMUND FREUD article SPIC funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HORSE SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or VENEREAL DISEASE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITTY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of WANK Tourrette's sufferers FRIG swear. You can CUNT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TV, for always focusing on the NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES bad side of a terrible COCKSUCKER thing.
  • The main FUCKING symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MOTHERFUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SCUMBAG knee JESSE McCARTNEY NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DAMNATION no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ARSE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SOD OFF school for FUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MALARKY sufferers to become SONNY BILL WILLIAMS manically depressed and VAGINA commit NORTH KOREA suicide.
  • There is no [Insert swear here] cure, and the CUNT drugs that are available to, "calm" the FAG tics often have adverse FUCKHEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSHOLE perodol" which caused my entire DILDO body to go I'LL RAPE YOU numb and YOU WANKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than PECKERHEAD it is without the BASTARD drug.

I am an active member of a YOU WANKER tourette syndrome BUNG-HOLE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DOUCHE the ASSWIPE public view of Tourettes as a "RUSTY TROMBONE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ORGASM much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKER sorry for BOOBS "hi-jacking" your FUDGEPACKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITFUCKER this that really CLUSTER FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a SUCK MY DICK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSRAPING article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MOTHERFUCKER, and making fun of a PIECE OF SHIT horrible disorder is (not) [EXPLETIVE] funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SCROTUM time.

Best BOLLOCKS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PORCUPINE'S BALLS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBETAN BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONGOLIANS Westerners show is not an STUDENT MOVEMENT effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOOGLE in countries FREEDOM OF SPEECH leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your BUDDHISM capitalist society DISSIDENTS.

Li Chiang “POISON IN BABY FORMULA” Wen

P.S. DICKHEAD Regards to Andrew SHITCUNTING Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

Mr. janitor

The SOD bastard who wrote this article. You can WOODPECKERSHIT punch him if you FUCKHEAD want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this BRITAIN article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the POOPY saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my BENSON SUCKS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How ASS to YOU WANKER cure BIRD SHIT the RAT'S ASS Tourette's SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ARSE for ASSHAT Tourette's SHITE Syndrome DICKHEAD is suck my mothers following CUM these WALRUS SHIT rules PUSSY in SCROTUM order:

  • 1: Avoid BALLS immature FROG little O KURWA! kids,
  • 2: Count to I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND within BOB SAGET 10 JENKEMseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your MICK DUMBASS DIPSHIT nor NORTH KOREA talk,
  • 4: Tell SON OF A BITCH yourself you ASSHOLE don't CAMEL JOCKEY have GREASER this DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ORGASM WITH NASTY SCROTUM DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S LENS CRAFTERS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DICKLICK CUNT MONKEY BALLS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS INJUN DICKLICK SHUT UP, MEG! WANK CLUSTER FUCK

ALEX TREBEK TIT SPRINKLES WANK ANAL FLYING FUCK FUCKTARD HELL DAMN CHRIST OF TABERNACLE FUCKWIT NIHILISM SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WANKER GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE CUNNILINGUS RAT'S ASS JUNGLE BUNNY ASSWIPE GOD DAMMIT ARSE FUCK YOU HENTAI RAT'S ASS FLYING FUCK THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! FIST FUCK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! TAMPONS NAZI JACKASS SHIT O KURWA! SHITE GENITALIA D'OH CHOAD JACKASS ASS AUTOFELLATIO LET'S SHIT PISS ARTIST DICKLICK BITCH YOU SUCK BALLS CHOAD KISSER DOG SHIT FELLATIO BEANER FRIG DOG SHIT pen0r YOGHURT CANNON MARCH OF FLAMES RECTUM RAIDER FUCK POOPOO ART METAL PRODUCTS BIRD SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKWIT FUCKING DICKFACE TITMOUSE ORGASM TITS SHITE BATHING SUIT AREA DOUCHEBAG FUCKFACE BASTARD DICK CHICKEN SOD CAMEL JOCKEY SHITTY BASTARD COON ASS BUKKAKE SHIT TIMBER NIGGER FUCKING FROG PRICK CUNNILINGUS BUTT-HOLE I WILL KILL YOU! IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DAMN BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU SHITE 30 CASES OF PICKLES SON OF A BITCH DAMN DEVELOPERS! FUCK SHIT AUTOFELLATIO YOU WANKER POTTYMOUTH HITLER I WILL END YOU! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FIST FUCK FUCKTARD PISSHOLE ORGASM PISS OFF TITS SCROTUM WIENER PENIS HORSE SHIT BASTARD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DICKHEAD SON OF A BITCH SLOPE RAPE TITTYWANK CUNT GENITALIA COCKGOBLIN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PENIS BONER SHIT OUT OF MY DICK HEIL HITLER! CUNNILINGUS DYKE SHITHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT LGBT RIGHTS FUCKER POLACK TAMPON IN MY ASS DAMN MOLDY TITS FELLATIO JENKEM EAT MY SHIT! FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD BITCH BITCH FUCK PISS ARTIST CUNTING ASSCRACK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK SCROTUM FUCK A DUCK FLYING FUCK BUTT-HOLE SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BUTT PIRATE FUCKING A COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CUNT DAMMIT PEDOPHILIA JACKASS BASTARD FROG POMMIE COON ASS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT BEAVER BELLEND CHIGGER FUCKWIT NIGGER SHITTY SEMEN SUCK MY COCK YID JERK OFF ASS FASCIST FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WANK GOD DAMN NIPPLES COCKSUCKER GOD DAMN CUNT HELL BUGGER WOP BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU FELCHING BASTARD SHITSLINGING BITCH JOHNNY SUGAR BIRD SHIT STRAWBERRY ASS PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK OFF BALLS SHITCOCK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BOB SAGET COMMUNIST DILDO REDSKIN SUCK MY DICK COCK DOM DeLUISE SUGAR SAND NIGGER RAT'S ASS BUGFUCK GOAT DICK PISSHOLE WALRUS SHIT FUCKING SUCK MY DICK SON OF A BITCH ASSWIPE ASSWIPE CHRIST OF TABERNACLE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASSFACE PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMMIT CHENEY FROG JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASS FUCK FUCKHEAD BARBRA STREISAND FAG ASSHAT LET'S SHIT ASS LICKER SHITCOCK PEEPEE ARSE FUCK OFF SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASSHOLE WIENER ROSIE O'DONNELL DONKEY PUNCHER GANGBANG YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD KAFFIR DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS FRAK SEX I'LL RAPE YOU FEMADOM FUCK FEWMETS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM REDNECK TITTYWANK CUNNILINGUS DAMN INBRED BEANER FASHION BUG FUCK SCUMBUCKET TRANNY SPANK THE MONKEY YOU WANKER SHIT JERRY COON WANK JACKASS DALAI LAMA SLOPE YOU SUCK BALLS MONKEY SHIT SHITFACE BASTARD DICKHEAD PENISBIRD [EXPLETIVE] FUCKING BASTARD FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER DILDO GANGBANG CHOAD BOLLOCKS POOPOO MONKEY SHIT SHITTY FUCK JACKASS EPIDIDYMIS RECTUM RAIDER FAG DAMNATION SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSHOLE SUCK A BIG DICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHUT UP, MEG! CUNTSWILLING DALAI LAMA DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE BEANER TIT SPRINKLES FUCKWIT GANGBANG HOSER FUDGEPACKER DICK MOZILLA FIREFOX JACKASS WANK RAT'S COCK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! WIENER BEAVER FUCK WANK FUCKING LENS CRAFTERS MASTURBATION PIG BUTTFUCKER YOU SUCK BALLS HELL ASSWIPE BITCH PENIS TRANNY SHIT FENCE JUMPER DYKE WANK SUCK MY COCK PRICK BITCH TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSWIPE CUNTBUCKET BASTARD COCKSUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S YOU WANKER AY-AY-AY COCKGOBLIN PENISPENISPENIS!!! CUM SHIT LIKE A HORSE DAMN IT ASSWIPE HORSE PENIS DAMN IT DOUCHING BLUMPKIN ANUSCAKE POOPOO FLYING FUCK TIT DIRT WANKSPLAT GIVING HEAD FUCKING A DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITFACE GOD DAMN CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK TWAT SHIT JENKEM FUCKING HELL BOOBIES COCKSUCKER MALL SANTA GOATSE ASS BITCH CUNT CRAPPER FOUR-EYES 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHE NAZI TAFFY FUCK CUNNILINGUS CUNT TAMPONS WANKER DOUCHEBAG NECROPHILIA POTTYMOUTH WANK SPANK THE MONKEY CHRIST OF TABERNACLE FUCKHEAD TUBA CRAP ON A STICK SHIT DICKFACE SHITE BITCH KNOBJOCKEY COON CHIGGER CUNTRAG HO SAND NIGGER TWAT FUCK FUCK ANAL DIABETES HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SCUMBAG SHIT FUCKING TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS BULLSHIT DICKLICK INJUN TITS & DICKS RAT'S COCK RAGHEAD DUNE COON COON RAT'S ASS COMMUNIST DILDO HO DOUCHETITS FUCK BASTARD CHOAD CUNT SCUMBAG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAMN TITTYWANK JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKSTAIN PRICK GREASER NIGGER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISS TAMPONS FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT FAGGOT ASSHAT COCKGOBLIN RANDY TRAVIS SHIT SHITBALLS MOTHERFUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS KIDDY FIDDLER BUTTFUCKER DOG SHIT BASTARD CUNT FUCK GENITALIA GOOK BITCH CUM HADJI HOLY DUMB FUCK HENTAI DAMN TITS DAMN BLOWJOB FUCK TITWANK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PENIS ON A STICK JACKASS TOTAL FUCK YOU CUNT GARBAGE DAY! MARCH OF FLAMES POWERSHIT BUKKAKE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH VAGINA GOD DAMMIT TOTAL TOURETTE'S SYNDROME YOU WANKER GOBSHITE SHITE BASTARD HELLFUCKER FUCKER DICK SOD CLEMEN ARSE CUNT ASSFACE SHIT JAP WIKIPEDIA JIZZ MOLDY TITS PRICK DONKEY DICK REBECCA BLACK DALAI LAMA CHRISTHUMPER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSHAT EAT MY SHIT! SHITSLIDE CAMEL FUCKER MONKEY SHIT FUCKING A I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CHRIST OF TABERNACLE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PENIS VAGINA COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FRIG CLEMEN ASSWIPE ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER CRACKER GARBAGE DAY! FUCK YOU pen0r DAMN IT HOMO BONG DAGO SHITBALLS FUCK MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE WANKSPLAT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WOODPECKERSHIT BUGGER OFF WANKSPLAT FUCKWIT DEVELOPERS! BASTARD NIPPLES FLYING RAT'S ASS CROTCH ARSE BALLS SCROTUM TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CLUSTER FUCK LAKE TITICACA GANGBANG JACKASS FUCKING JIZZ ASS GOD DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS suck my mothers BITCH CHICKEN FRIES suck my mothers HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! BUTT-FOR-BRAINS GOD DAMN FUCK PRICK TITTIES FUCK NIPPLES BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU FUCK NUGGET PISS PISS ARTIST FUCK GANGBANG PENISPENISPENIS!!! PIG PISS OFF SHIT CHIGGER BLUMPKIN 666 SHITE SON OF A BITCH AY-AY-AY CAMEL FUCKER BUTT PIRATE COCKSUCKER FELCHING SHIT BONG BOOBIES HADJI ASSRAPING ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PENIS ON A STICK NIPPLES ASSHOLE FLYING FUCK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DIPSHIT and with the FUCKING JUMP! and his SPUNK of girraffes in which SHITTY while reading about MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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