Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JAP neurochemical FUCK disorder JIZZ characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITTY, sudden GOD DAMN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements I RAPE WALRUSES! or DICK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SCUMBUCKET in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN IT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOD DAMN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FLYING FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WOODPECKERSHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat suck my mothers JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKSTAIN utterFUCKance of socially GENITALIA objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK television programs to address JACKASS Tourette's syndrome.

RAT'S COCK Tourette's is MALL SANTA not to be PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS confused with ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HADJI chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNT random DAGO disorientation, culturally-PISS ARTIST-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CRAP outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JOHNNY language, BUKKAKE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK BASTARD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSFACE souvenir shoppes and massive DUMBASS quantities PENIS ON A BUN of ANAL DIABETES JACK OFF garbage.

Darnit.

A AUTOFELLATIO Polite Note to the THIS IS A RARE SWEAR Author:

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The SAGGY TITS Tourette's JOHN ELWAY Research Institute was BRITNEY founded to YOGHURT CANNON.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PRICK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITCOCK article SEX funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and STUDENT RIOTS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TRANNY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CONDOMS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about RAT'S ASS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of DEVELOPERS! Tourrette's sufferers JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK swear. You can DYKE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HORSE PENIS TV, for always focusing on the BLUE PENIS! bad side of a terrible STUDENT RIOTS thing.
  • The main CUNT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FROG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SONNY BILL WILLIAMS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WILLY WONKA knee BOYCOTT VIACOM! NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is CUNTYMINTS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ORGASM cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at COCKSUCKER school for NEGRO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DOUCHEBAG sufferers to become SHITCOCK manically depressed and FUCKWIT commit JIZZ suicide.
  • There is no JERK OFF cure, and the CUNT drugs that are available to, "calm" the I WILL KILL YOU! tics often have adverse SHITE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR perodol" which caused my entire CLEMEN body to go 30 CASES OF PICKLES numb and FLAMING ASS BADGER basically made it NIGGA! worse than P'KANG it is without the RAT'S COCK drug.

I am an active member of a BUTT PIRATE tourette syndrome DAGO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK YOU the SHITFUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FEMADOM much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BULLSHIT sorry for MICK "hi-jacking" your HI, BILLY MAYS HERE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNT this that really FUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a FLYING FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be INJUN, and making fun of a CUM horrible disorder is (not) BULLSHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKING time.

Best COMMUNIST DILDO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKSTAIN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese I LIKE BUSH reply

As GRASS MUD HORSE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIANENMEN SQUARE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill HUMAN RIGHTS Westerners show is not an ELECTION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those SLITTY EYES countries. When showing STUDENT PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FALUN GONG in countries CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PROTESTS byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. SHITTING DICK NIPPLES Regards to Andrew FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

Mr. janitor

The I RAPE WALRUSES! bastard who wrote this article. You can ASS punch him if you GANGBANG want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CONDOMS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this KU KLUX KLAN country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this BRITAIN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with MUGABE'S MOMMA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SLOPE saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my ANAL intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CUNT to MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! cure TITTYWANK the BITCH Tourette's BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CLUSTER FUCK for FUCK Tourette's NIPPLES Syndrome WOODPECKERSHIT is FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK following BITCH these ASS LICKER rules GOD DAMMIT in BUGGER OFF order:

  • 1: Avoid DAMN immature BALL SACK little DIRTY SANCHEZ kids,
  • 2: Count to SIGMUND FREUD within VAGINA 10 FRENCH TICKLERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SIGMUND FREUD ASSHOLE STUDENT RIOTS nor BUGGER talk,
  • 4: Tell SHIT yourself you TRANNY don't DAMN have MONKEY SHIT this SCUMBAG disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK I'LL RAPE YOU WITH NASTY CUNTBUCKET DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON HELLFIRE QUEEF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TENTACLE RAPE JACK OFF GOAT DICK SON OF A BITCH PISS URINE-GARGLING

DILDO DAMMIT BORDER HOPPER LOGJAMMER BOOBS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAGO DILDO DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING JUMP! ARSE SAND NIGGER SHAKOPEE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA EXTRA LONG PENIS SHIT FUCKHEAD SCUMBAG BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CAPTAIN CRUNCH JACKASS YOU WANKER HO DIPSHIT OLD CHRIST OF A PENIS DAGO NIGGER SHITSLIDE SON OF A BITCH DAMN MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ORGASM JACK OFF SCUMBAG RHODESIA I WILL KILL YOU! WOP BEAVER TWAT FELCHMONKEY OLD CHRIST OF A SHIT NIGNOG JENKEM ASSFACE CUM CUNT JACKASS FELCHING BALLS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON LENS CRAFTERS GOAT DICK TITS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS JACK OFF GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCK OFF ANAL DIABETES TITTIES GANGBANG DICKHEAD SHITFUCKER NIGGER ALF BULLSHIT JAP DAMN SHITTY HITLER BASTARD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DICKHEAD JACKASS SHIT PIG ORGASM I'LL RAPE YOU SEX CLUSTER FUCK RUSKIE BITCH SHITTY SEX PRICK MOTHERFUCKER DYKE WIKIPEDIA RUSTY TROMBONE NAZI NIGGER ASSWIPE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKWIT SHITHEAD WIGGER YOU WANKER CLEMEN BOB SAGET JOHN SMILEY FACE DONALD RUMSFELD WANKSPLAT BULLSHIT TOTAL RAT'S COCK ANUSCAKE SUCK MY DICK DEVELOPERS! JACK OFF 666 DOUCHETITS JOHN SMILEY FACE DICKLICK FUCKER SAND NIGGER GOD DAMN MILF SHITCOCK SCROTUM TACO FUCKER FUCK OFF PUNANI NI NORTH KOREA CLUSTER FUCK POOPOO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BULLSHIT KIDDY FIDDLER EAT MY SHIT! BALLS TWAT REDNECK WOMEN'S RIGHTS RECTUM RAIDER SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKSTAIN O CANADA CRAP PENIS ON A BUN JOHN ELWAY CUNTYMINTS NAZI BASTARD ABO BOOBS ASSHAT BOLLOCKS I WILL KILL YOU! DICK CHICKEN FRIG FUCK PIGFUCKER ASSFACE CRAPMUNCHER FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH DOUCHING BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU YOUR MOM Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! MASTURBATION WANKSPLAT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PUSSY WIKIPEDIA HORSE PENIS JACKASS FUCK DICKFACE ASSCRACK RUSKIE ASS OSTRICH MY ASS DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHOLE JAP SAND NIGGER YOU WANKER ASSWIPE JIZZ FROG SCUMBAG FUCKWIT CUNTBUCKET SHITFACE FRIG BLOWJOB MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FRITZ FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DILDO FELLATIO SUCK MY COCK CRACKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CUNT BUTTFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS CHIGGER WALRUS SHIT POOPOO TOTAL DONGSHOVER FUCKING A CLEMEN FUCKFACE BRITNEY SHAKOPEE MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT BIRD SHIT RAT'S COCK TITS PISS OFF MONKEY'S UNCLE PUSSY CLUSTER FUCK JOHN ELWAY SHITHEAD PEEPEE FUCKING A OLD CHRIST OF A FUCK OFF JACKASS SHIT TITTIES FUCKBAG PEARL NECKLACE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BALL SACK TWAT JIGGABOO GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BUTT-HOLE DAMMIT JERRY COCKSMOKER RUSTY TROMBONE CHOAD KISSER DICK FROG'S FAT ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITFACE WANKSPLAT NAZI CLIT SHITTY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! KAFFIR SHIT POWERSHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! JACKASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITHEAD DICKHEAD INCEST BEAVER SHITE PUSSY JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FAGGOT PISS JESSE McCARTNEY BUTT PIRATE TIMBER NIGGER TOSSER QUEEF CRAP BUKKAKE ORGASM FUCKSTAIN SPICY CUNT FUCK BORDER HOPPER BUTTFUCKER SIGMUND FREUD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PISS OFF NAZI SUCK A BIG DICK PENISBIRD BLUMPKIN GOD DAMN DAMN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITCUNTING JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST TITTIES DAMN SUCK MY DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SUGARTITS JESSE McCARTNEY BULLCRAP BUTTFUCKER FRIG HEAVEN PISS ARTIST BULLSHIT BASTARD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FRIG YOU WANKER PEARL NECKLACE TITTIES ASSCRACK JACKASS SHIT FUCKFACE SHITSLINGING FUCKING JUMP! CLEMEN FUCKING ANAL VENEREAL DISEASE CAMEL FUCKER TITTIES INBRED BUGFUCK DESU TITS MOZILLA FIREFOX MOTHERFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE DAMN IT BOON SHIT BUTT PIRATE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PRICK ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD POMMIE DICKFACE LAKE TITICACA ARSE HELLFIRE GOATSE FUCKSTAIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANK ASSHOLE MAMA MIA SHITHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY JIZZ FUCKSTAIN HITLER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CUNT HELLFUCKER GOBSHITE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SAND NIGGER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI RONNIE CORBETT BOLLOCKS ASSHAT RUSTY TROMBONE WALRUS SHIT KIKE ASS NECROPHILIA GIVING HEAD SHIT TESTICLE CHOKE NEOPETS BLUMPKIN HEAVEN FUCKWIT STRAWBERRY ASS BASTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ARSE TAMPONS DIPSHIT ASS PIG INBRED DICK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! VENEREAL DISEASE ROSIE O'DONNELL DUMBASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DOUCHETITS JENKEM FUCK YOU CHIGGER SHUT UP, MEG! PISS OFF MY ASS SHIT SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CLEMEN DIPSHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! pen0r FUCK MOLDY TITS TUBA BUTT PIRATE BLUMPKIN ASS BOB SAGET POTTYMOUTH SAGGY TITS ASSBANDIT SON OF A BITCH DARTH VADER SHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! NORTH KOREA PISS ARTIST DUMBASS POTTYMOUTH EXTRA LONG PENIS VAGINA PIECE OF SHIT TITMOUSE HELL SON OF A BITCH TOSSER FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITFUCKER CUNT FIRECROTCH BATHING SUIT AREA SEX CUNT CHINK POOPY CUNTING ASSCRACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CONDOMS POMMIE SMEG FUCKWIT BULLSHIT BALLS SHIT FENCE JUMPER FUCKING A CLUSTER FUCK SPUNK GOD DAMMIT PUSSY SHITSLINGING TWAT PISS ARTIST DOUCHE MONKEY'S UNCLE CRACKER FLYING FUCK FUCK DOT HEAD TIT DIRT O KURWA! BLOWJOB FUCK OFF WANK BIRD SHIT BOOBIES JACKASS BUTTFUCKER RAPE TAFFY PISSHOLE SHITSLINGING FUCKTARD TITTIES CLUSTER FUCK WEHATEMARIO VAGINA WOODPECKERSHIT TITTYWANK FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON DAMN SCUMBUCKET FROG'S FAT ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NAZI JIZZ BASTARD LENS CRAFTERS MASTURBATION MOZILLA FIREFOX FLYING FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER MASTURBATION FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL HELL BITCH SHITTY FUCK OFF YOU WANKER ASS SPUNK CC PLZ DIPSHIT COLGATE FENCE JUMPER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA STUDENT RIOTS WIGGER TESTICLE CHOKE DICK CHICKEN TITS & DICKS FEWMETS CROTCH SHITFUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE YOU WANKER BUTT PIRATE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK PRICK AUTOFELLATIO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS YOU WANKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TESTICLE CHOKE DUMBASS FUCKING JUMP! JACK OFF WIENER TITWANK BITCH DICKLICK DONKEY PUNCHER SPANK THE MONKEY BUGGER SHITCOCK STEVE BALLMER suck my mothers SAMUEL L. JACKSON DAMN VAGINA SCROTUM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BULLSHIT PENISPENISPENIS!!! CUNT LAPPER PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! FLYING RAT'S ASS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BUTTFUCKER I AM CORNHOLIO! NECROPHILIA BELLEND BELGIUM JAP DAMMIT GARBAGE DAY! JAP MONKEY'S UNCLE DAMN FUCKER SHITFUCKER SCUMBUCKET GOD DAMMIT SUGARTITS FUCKWIT GOOK I AM CORNHOLIO! NECROPHILIA AMERICA ONLINE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CUNT FOUR-EYES CUNTBUCKET BASTARD SHITE SON OF A BITCH JACKASS SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUNTING ASSCRACK FRAK WANK POTTYMOUTH CHICKEN FRIES AUTOFELLATIO CUNT LAPPER DICKHEAD CRAPMUNCHER RAT'S ASS FUCK FUCKFACE TITWANK MILF RONNIE CORBETT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GO COUNT YOUR DICK CONAN O'BRIAN SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCK YOU JOHNNY SHIT PUSSY LOLCAT SHITTY BANGKOK CHICKEN SHIT CAMEL FUCKER DOT HEAD Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PISS ARTIST and with the FIRECROTCH and his GO COUNT YOUR DICK of girraffes in which HENTAI while reading about FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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