Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITSLINGING neurochemical FUCK disorder ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKFUCKFUCK, sudden FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP or SHITHEAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITSLIDE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMNATION way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKING JUMP! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITTY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JERK OFF CONDOMS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PEEPEE utterFUCKance of socially SCUMBAG objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SLOPE television programs to address HELLFUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

INBRED Tourette's is DAMN IT not to be CUNTING ASSCRACK confused with FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FALUN GONG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSHOLE random IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! disorientation, culturally-MOTHERFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DUMBASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKING A language, BONER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITSLINGING PISS UP MY ARSE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASS souvenir shoppes and massive CUNTRAG quantities SHIT of ANAL DIABETES WANK garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITTY Polite Note to the RAGHEAD Author:

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The COCK Tourette's ART METAL PRODUCTS Research Institute was PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS founded to ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WANK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MALARKY article MASTURBATION funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKWIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MALARKY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CLUSTER FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FROG'S FAT ASS Tourrette's sufferers SEX swear. You can GYPSY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DICKFACE TV, for always focusing on the SMEG bad side of a terrible FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD thing.
  • The main FENCE JUMPER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NI' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ORGASM knee DICKHEAD NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is PRICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOOK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FENCE JUMPER school for CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SON OF A BITCH sufferers to become SEMEN manically depressed and GO HOME AND DIE commit NAZI suicide.
  • There is no RICK MORANIS cure, and the FUCKFUCKFUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUDGEPACKER tics often have adverse POOPY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WOP perodol" which caused my entire PISS body to go NICARAGUA numb and SOD basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNT it is without the DICKLICK drug.

I am an active member of a SHOOP DA WHOOP tourette syndrome ASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ARSE the JOHNNY public view of Tourettes as a "SHITTING DICK NIPPLES swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DILDO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BULLSHIT sorry for JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS "hi-jacking" your YOU WANKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GRAPE PENIS this that really JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE annoys me. I am working towards a VAGINA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JACK OFF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PAKI, and making fun of a RAT'S COCK horrible disorder is (not) ASSCRACK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAGO time.

Best NIGNOG regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TAFFY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA IS CAPITALIST reply

As NORTH KOREA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN BABY FORMULA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PRINCE PHILIP degenerate capitalist culture in those NORTH KOREA countries. When showing COMMUNISM IS STUPID right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHIST MONK in countries RIVER CRABS SUCK leadership, those problems does not RIVER CRABS SUCK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY capitalist society PROXY SITES.

Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen

P.S. WHITE POWER Regards to Andrew MOCKIE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The DIRTY SANCHEZ bastard who wrote this article. You can SEMEN punch him if you FUCK OFF want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DICK saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my EUROIPODS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE to DESU cure JACKASS the GOD DAMMIT Tourette's WOODPECKERSHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PRICK for FUCK Tourette's COCK Syndrome FUCKSTAIN is TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK following POLESMOKER these NIGGER rules CLUSTER FUCK in [EXPLETIVE] order:

  • 1: Avoid JESSE McCARTNEY immature FELLATIO little FELLATIO kids,
  • 2: Count to REDNECK within ARSE 10 DICK CHICKENseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your CHIGGER CUNT DONALD RUMSFELD nor MAMA MIA talk,
  • 4: Tell PORCH MONKEY yourself you SHITPISSER don't FUCKWIT have PUNANI this BIRD SHIT disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HENTAI WITH NASTY ORGASM DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

WHITE POWER WIENER FUCKING A SUITCASE PENIS KNOBJOCKEY FUCKSTAIN GRIS FALSE BENSON CLUSTER FUCK FUCKER

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WOMEN'S RIGHTS YOU WANKER FUCKING ASSFACE SHIT PIG DILDO CHUFF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSCRACK HEIL HITLER! HORSE PENIS FUCKFACE TITWANK TWAT SAND NIGGER POLAK BELLEND MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BONER FUCKING A ASS GANGBANG TITTYWANK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PENIS SHITTY SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER BIRD IN THE HOUSE SUCK MY COCK CLUSTER FUCK PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD ASSWIPE I'LL RAPE YOU AY-AY-AY BUTTFUCKER CROTCH BASTARD [Insert swear here] JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BUKKAKE BASTARD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TITTIES POOPOO YOU WANKER FUCKBAG DUNE COON ASSWIPE CLEMEN PISS OFF JACK OFF ASSHAT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BASTARD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JOHN SMILEY FACE BLUE PENIS! SHITBALLS [expletive deleted] BUGFUCK SAND NIGGER TITS & DICKS JIGGABOO BUTTFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT KIKE BITCH BOB SAGET DICKHEAD BUTT PIRATE SHITSLINGING BULLSHIT WANKER BELLEND JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST POO POO BLOWJOB CLUSTER FUCK BOLLOCKS CONDOMS BOOBIES BASTARD DIPSHIT SAGGY TITS FRIG FELCHMONKEY ASSHAT FUCKING A ASSCRACK SEMEN FUCKBAG DOUCHEBAG DOUCHING SHITE CRACKER FUCKFACE PISS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FLYING RAT'S ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER FAGGOT AUTOFELLATIO SUCK MY DICK BOOBS ASSHAT SHITE BITCH BOOBS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT DONKEY PUNCHER DOUCHETITS COCKSTUFFER SHIT WANKSPLAT PUSSY PRICK CRAPFUCKER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FLYING FUCK ORGASM DOUCHETITS GOATSE FALUN GONG FUCKING A ASSRAMMER BARBRA STREISAND MARY WHITEHOUSE PRICK GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKER HORSE SHIT FUCKING A WIKIPEDIA SMEG SHITFACE DICKHEAD PENIS BULLSHIT POWERSHIT FUCKING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COMMUNIST DILDO GOD DAMMIT CHICKEN SHIT CRAP GANGBANG SHITE FUCK YOU FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHING TITS & DICKS DUMBASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CAMEL JOCKEY CUNTRAG DOUCHE BOB SAGET TRANNY DAMN CRACKER DUMBASS YOU WANKER CUNT CHIGGER FALUN GONG SHITPISSER FUCK FUCKTARD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT STEVE BALLMER FUCK CUNNILINGUS CHOAD COCKSTUFFER BUGGER BUGGER OFF ASSCRACK FUCKTARD DICKHEAD TRANNY BITCH FUCKFACE SHITFUCKER SEMEN YID HITLER POTTYMOUTH HONKY CUNTING ASSCRACK BLOWJOB BUGFUCK PISS SHITE DOM DeLUISE FRIG MARGARET THATCHER SHITE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DOUCHETITS PISS OFF DICKWAD PENIS GIVING HEAD GRAPE PENIS FUCKWIT SPIC SPIC JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BONG SHITPISSER BUGGER SHITFUCKER SOD DAGO GOAT DICK HOMO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITE FUCKTARD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DONKEY DICK FEWMETS FUCKHEAD BUTTFUCKER TACO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! COCK SHIT SHITFUCKER FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS DUMBASS TITTIES DIPSHIT TWAT LAKE TITICACA NIPPLES BUGGER OFF MOTHERFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY LOGJAMMER PUSSY COCK SPUNK HELLFIRE DUMBASS LOLCAT FUCKHEAD THONG TASTER TWISTY VAGINA CUNT SPRINKLES WANKER SHIT DAMMIT RAT'S COCK CUNNILINGUS FUCK ASSFACE RAT'S COCK CLEMEN HELL SHIT GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK BUKKAKE BUTT-HEAD PUNANI BUTTFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY SHITE NAZI CUNT BALLS D'OH JACKASS BUGGER OFF FALUN GONG DIPSHIT TITTIES CARPET MUNCHER STEVE BALLMER CRACKER NORTH KOREA GOD DAMN TIT DIRT ASS WANK SAND NIGGER I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE HELL DONKEY PUNCHER SAMUEL L. JACKSON BALLS PENIS ON A BUN BEAVER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSCRACK DOUCHEBAG BLISTERING BARNACLES DAMN IT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SEX BUGFUCK SHITHEAD CUNT MALARKY DUMBASS WANKSPLAT PISS UP MY ARSE GOD DAMMIT PIECE OF SHIT SHITFUCKER WALRUS SHIT SHITFUCKER JOHNNY PEDOPHILIA ASSRAMMER SHITE BULLCRAP BOLLOCKS DOT HEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TITMOUSE CUNT CUNT PUNANI YOU WANKER BLUE PENIS! RAPE PRICK SHITE FUCKFACE ASSRAPING WANK INBRED HELL FEATURED WHITE POWER FUCKSTAIN CUNT CRAPPER CHOAD BLOWJOB CUNT SON OF A BITCH FUCK RAGHEAD ASSWIPE JOHNNY FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK BEAVER FENCE JUMPER CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING TWAT PEEPEE CHOAD CUNT CUNT KAFFIR SEX TWO-INCH PENIS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! TWAT HELL WANKER BITCH NI POMMIE CUNT HELLFIRE TAFFY CHRISTHUMPER SCUMBAG FUCKWIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SCROTUM CHIGGER BITCH BONER DOG FUCKER BULLCRAP TITS FELCHING INBRED TACO ASSWIPE PISSHOLE BALLS BUKKAKE FUCK SHITHEAD DUMBASS MOCKIE FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKTARD WIENER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD INJUN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DOUCHE GOD DAMN BELLEND JIZZ TITWANK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST ASSCRACK SHITCUNTING JESSE McCARTNEY DICKFACE JERRY FLYING FUCK SHIT LIKE A HORSE GOD DAMMIT ROSIE O'DONNELL PENIS FEMADOM DOM DeLUISE BONER PUNANI HOLY DUMB FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BUTT PIRATE BITCH FUCKSTAIN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FLYING FUCK CLEMEN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PISS ARTIST FUCKER GOD DAMN BENCH PRESS HELL GOD DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH SHIT BALL SACK FOUR-EYES BUKKAKE SHIT COCKSMOKER FAGGOT CLEMEN BOYCOTT VIACOM! BUTTFUCKER GOAT DICK DUNE COON FRAK PAKI RECTUM RAIDER PISS SHITTY SHIT BENCH PRESS FIRECROTCH POLESMOKER JACKASS BOOBS DAMMIT TOTAL GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BONER BONER STEVE BALLMER SAGGY TITS SNUFF PORN PISS SEMEN MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKER FUCKFACE FLYING FUCK FUCKHEAD LAKE TITICACA BORDER HOPPER JAP LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT NEOPETS PIECE OF SHIT MILF COLGATE BITCH GOD DAMN NAZI ALF CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MOTHERFUCKER [EXPLETIVE] FUCKSTAIN HONKY PUSSYLICKER GANGBANG GOD DAMMIT CAMEL JOCKEY THONG TASTER JOHN SMILEY FACE ALEX TREBEK TAMPON IN MY ASS KIKE POLAK JACKASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FELCHING DYKE WANKER 666 DOUGHNUT PUNCHER INCEST FUCKTARD SPANK THE MONKEY ASS LICKER YOU WANKER POOPY POMMIE YOU WANKER CROTCH BUTTFUCKER HELL TITS NIGGER TITS HOSER CHUFF COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PAKI MACACA CUNTSWILLING HELL MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKFACE NICARAGUA SHITE POLAK MOTHERFUCKER STUB SLOPE CUNT NAZI DONKEY PUNCHER RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU DIRTY SANCHEZ TOWELHEAD CRAP ON A STICK PENIS FUCK FIST FUCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU TITS BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT HADJI CLEMEN NIPPLES SCUMBAG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WALRUS SHIT ASSHAT JESSE McCARTNEY WANK PEARL NECKLACE JESSE McCARTNEY MR WINKLER IS GAY DUNE COON BLISTERING BARNACLES COLGATE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SON OF A BITCH GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH HELL SMEG JACKASS PISS OFF ASS SHIT FUCKER JERRY CUNT ANAL FUCKFACE MILF WANK JERK OFF JACKASS ASS LICKER FROG'S FAT ASS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DOUCHEBAG JAP WANKSPLAT YOU WANKER CHOAD PISS OFF MY ASS BALL SACK DAGO GO COUNT YOUR DICK SEX GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS EAT MY SHIT! FUCKSTAIN PIG ROSIE O'DONNELL PISS ARTIST ASSRAPING PEDOPHILIA BUTT-HEAD Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK OFF and with the PISS OFF and his QUEEF of girraffes in which SHITTY while reading about JACKASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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