Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without BULLSHIT comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a DICKWAD article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITE neurochemical FUCK disorder WIENER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKHEAD, sudden PENIS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SCUMBAG or EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BUTTFUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PUSSY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may YOU WANKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GREASER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA RONNIE CORBETT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSFACE FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKFACE utterFUCKance of socially INCEST objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FLYING RAT'S ASS television programs to address MONKEY SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

ASS Tourette's is EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA not to be CUNT confused with DICK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITCOCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKING A random TITWANK disorientation, culturally-JIGGABOO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSCRACK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local AMERICA ONLINE language, ORGASM and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GOBSHITE THONG TASTER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSHAT souvenir shoppes and massive ASSHOLE quantities EMO of ANAL DIABETES LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK OFF Polite Note to the NIGGER Author:

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The FUCKER Tourette's SEMEN Research Institute was BULLSHIT founded to DILDO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITTY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOD DAMMIT article RUSKIE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NECROPHILIA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PORCH MONKEY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WANK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BEAVER Tourrette's sufferers BULLSHIT swear. You can ASSWIPE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NEGRO TV, for always focusing on the DOUGHNUT PUNCHER bad side of a terrible UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY thing.
  • The main RAT'S COCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TITTYWANK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WARNER MUSIC GROUP knee DOUCHETITS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BLUMPKIN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DUMBASS school for HELL something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HORSE PENIS sufferers to become TWAT manically depressed and JERK OFF commit SEX suicide.
  • There is no YOU SUCK BALLS cure, and the BUGGER drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK OFF tics often have adverse DAMN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUM perodol" which caused my entire NEGRO body to go BITCH numb and DICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than FENCE JUMPER it is without the FLYING RAT'S ASS drug.

I am an active member of a BELLEND tourette syndrome FUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FRIG the WOODPECKERSHIT public view of Tourettes as a "BITCH swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHICKEN FRIES much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BIRD SHIT sorry for WANK "hi-jacking" your REDNECK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSCRACK this that really QUEEF annoys me. I am working towards a BASTARD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DICKFACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HELL, and making fun of a GOAT DICK horrible disorder is (not) ABO funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BASTARD time.

Best CHIGGER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “suck my mothers” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GOVERNMENT FILTERS reply

As SLITTY EYES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FALUN GONG Westerners show is not an DEMOCRACY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those CHRISTIANITY countries. When showing CHRISTIANITY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROTESTS in countries UIGURS leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society NORTH KOREA.

Li Chiang “COMMUNISM IS STUPID” Wen

P.S. DILDO Regards to Andrew BONER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

Mr. janitor

The KIDDY FIDDLER bastard who wrote this article. You can BANGKOK punch him if you BASTARD want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIV NEGATIVE put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK YOU saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my TOURETTE'S SYNDROME intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How SEMEN to DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT cure INBRED the PENIS Tourette's BOB SAGET Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment EXTRA LONG PENIS for SHITE Tourette's TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS Syndrome FLYING RAT'S ASS is GO HOME AND DIE following GO COUNT YOUR DICK these SHITSLINGING rules HEIL HITLER! in HITLER order:

  • 1: Avoid PUSSYLICKER immature suck my mothers little BUTT-FOR-BRAINS kids,
  • 2: Count to BITCH within NECROPHILIA 10 BASTARDseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FROG'S FAT ASS DOG SHIT PISS ARTIST nor CONDOMS talk,
  • 4: Tell SHITSLINGING yourself you BUTT-FOR-BRAINS don't CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR have KRAUT this BASTARD disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TWO-INCH PENIS WITH NASTY WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNTBUCKET FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

JENKEM COON ASS FUCK OFF SHITTY PEEPEE MOLDY TITS LET'S SHIT GENITALIA SHITSLINGING

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FOUR-EYES AUTOFELLATIO SHITSLIDE NAZI NIGGER CUNT NECROPHILIA FRED PHELPS FRIG FELLATIO LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUNTBUCKET BITCH ANUSCAKE ASSHOLE LIMEY BALL SACK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FLYING FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER DICK CHOAD CHOAD CLUSTER FUCK TITS POTTYMOUTH TUBA INBRED DIPSHIT FUCKING BUGGER WANK CONDOMS SON OF A BITCH CUNNILINGUS FUCKER BALL SACK JACKASS FUCK YOU FUCKFACE FUCK A DUCK DIPSHIT DIPSHIT MONKEY BALLS FUCKBAG SEX JAP COLGATE CLUSTER FUCK PISS OFF MY ASS NI CHRISTHUMPER DICK CHICKEN SCROTUM DOG SHIT FUCKHEAD SUCK MY COCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SMEG OH SHI– BOLLOCKS O KURWA! POLAK SHITTY DICK EMO FRED PHELPS FUCKING DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITFUCKER ASSBANDIT BIGNOSE SCUMBAG BUKKAKE GRAPE PENIS BITCH WANK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK KRAUT PISS SAGGY TITS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT GENITALIA NIGGER TITS YOU WANKER LET'S SHIT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE BEAVER CARPET MUNCHER SAND NIGGER DICK CUNT CRAPPER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR WETBACK NI BUTTFUCKER ASSBANDIT DOUCHEBAG CAPTAIN CRUNCH CUNNILINGUS ASSCRACK SHITFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD OH SHI– PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK BELLEND DELICIOUS CAKE CLUSTER FUCK CUNT COLGATE I WILL KILL YOU! DAMNATION SHITFACE ARSE TITWANK GOD DAMMIT THONG TASTER CRAPMUNCHER FUCKWIT MOZILLA FIREFOX SAMUEL L. JACKSON MOZILLA FIREFOX LAKE TITICACA FUCKWIT PAKI DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WIGGER BUTTFUCKER BEANER CHENEY I DID IT FOR THE LULZ CHUFF DAMN BITCH CLUSTER FUCK ASS BENCH PRESS BITCH NECROPHILIA BULLSHIT FUCKER ARSE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKER SEX RAT'S COCK BATHING SUIT AREA PISS OFF FENCE JUMPER POOPY FUCK YOU ASSHOLE FUCK OFF ARSE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JACK OFF SUCK COCKS IN HELL! LET'S SHIT BOON GOD DAMN PENISFUCK AMERICA ONLINE MOTHERFUCKER FRIG ARSE HITLER DILDO CHOAD PENIS ON A STICK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES VAGINA POTTYMOUTH HENTAI CROTCH HORSE PENIS ANAL DIABETES ASS PAKI COCKSUCKER GOD DAMMIT BALLS JACKASS CHOAD CUNT JUNGLE BUNNY TAFFY HELL TITS ARSE AUTOFELLATIO PISS ARTIST HELL JACKASS CTHULHU FHTAGN BUGGER OFF CUNT ASSHAT CHOAD HELLFIRE JAP BITCH NIGNOG TWISTY VAGINA ASSWIPE BOOBS GRAPE PENIS SHITFUCKER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKING JUMP! AY-AY-AY BLISTERING BARNACLES O KURWA! TITS & DICKS NAZI MOCKIE POOPOO SHIT CUNTRAG RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKING JUMP! TURD FUCKTARD INBRED NIGGER COMMUNIST DILDO FUDGEPACKER ASS BASTARD WANK TENTACLE RAPE GOOK TUBA FUCKHEAD NIGGER TITS DICKLICK HELL BULLSHIT HO TWAT FUCKSTAIN ASS CHALICE CONDOMS SHITHEAD P'KANG BUKKAKE NIPPLES FRIG NAZI FUCKFUCKFUCK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! GANGBANG MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK PISS ARTIST CRACKER BITCH DEVELOPERS! SEX GO HOME AND DIE FUCKING FELCHMONKEY BLISTERING BARNACLES CHICKEN SHIT FUCK NUGGET BITCH SOD OFF HOSER SMEG ASSWIPE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PISS ARTIST DILDO NAZI ASS NAZI CONDOMS ABO ASSWIPE suck my mothers FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTT PIRATE SHITHEAD GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCKFACE DANDELIONS JACKASS SHIT BITCH FUCK YOU DONGSHOVER BUTT PIRATE SOD DUMBASS DILDO FUCKHEAD TOSSER SHITE HELL TAFFY BIRD SHIT EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM DAMN FUCKHEAD RAPE MONKEY BALLS BUTT PIRATE COON DIRTY SANCHEZ WANK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HENTAI FUCKHEAD DANDELIONS BUTT-HOLE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DIPSHIT DICKFACE NIGNOG NI SOD OFF PUNANI BULLSHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS NIPPLES PEDOPHILIA GOOK MALL SANTA SHITTY SHITBALLS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FAGGOT SHITBALLS [EXPLETIVE] SHITHEAD GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS HOT GRITS DONKEY DICK FRAK CRAPMUNCHER ASSHAT CROTCH FUCK OFF CRAPMUNCHER MASTURBATION HELL COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT NIGGER ASSWIPE ASSHOLE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCK YOU WANKER HO BITCH TAMPON IN MY ASS ANUSCAKE CHUFF CUNNILINGUS PEARL NECKLACE FUCKTARD DICK TITS SEMEN CLIT FUCKING SOD PIECE OF SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BULLSHIT RUSTY TROMBONE WALRUS SHIT SMEG DAGO SHITE SPANK THE MONKEY SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS SAND NIGGER DOUCHETITS BITCH BUKKAKE DAMN ASSHOLE SAMUEL L. JACKSON PIECE OF SHIT JACKASS ASSHOLE SUCK MY COCK POMMIE GIVING HEAD BIGNOSE GOBSHITE CUNT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! HOMO SHITTY FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD NICARAGUA CLUSTER FUCK POMMIE DICKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO KNOBJOCKEY FUCK YOU SPIC SHIT PRICK FUCK FEATURED JIZZ FUCKING A SHIT SEX GOD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING BOLLOCKS DICKHEAD TURD ASSWIPE JUSTIN BIEBER ASSHOLE PENISFUCK CUNT ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ORGASM GOD DAMMIT GYPSY DOUCHE NAZI TURD DAMNATION FUCKER LOLCAT FAGGOT ASSCRACK JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKING SHITHEAD TOWELHEAD WIENER GOD DAMN NIPPLES DOUCHE CRACKER GRINGO NIGGER MOLDY TITS SAMUEL L. JACKSON CHICKEN FRIES FUCK DUMBASS BITCH BOOBIES POLAK SHITCUNTING ORGASM CHICKEN FRIES FELCHMONKEY TITS NIPPLES CLIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHIT PISS DANDELIONS POOPY PAKI FIRECROTCH GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE DAMN FUCK OFF PISS ABO DICK CUNT FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN DANDELIONS FUCK OFF FUCK JACKASS HOLY DUMB FUCK COMMUNIST DILDO CUNT CLUSTER FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK DICKFACE FUCKFACE DAMN FUCK ASSFACE AMERICA ONLINE BOOBIES D'OH JENKEM NECROPHILIA JOHN ELWAY FLYING FUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKING EXTRA LONG PENIS POLESMOKER PRICK SHITTY BENCH PRESS GYPSY DICK [EXPLETIVE] FUCKING BULLSHIT DICKHEAD AMERICA ONLINE SHITSKIN CONDOMS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ANAL DIABETES CLIT PISS ARTIST FUCK PUSSYLICKER DOUCHE WANK FUCKING JUMP! DOUCHING FUCKHEAD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS POMMIE CUNNILINGUS SHIT GANGBANG COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink YOU WANKER ASS PENIS ON A STICK JUNGLE BUNNY JACKASS WIGGER TRANNY ANAL JAP FUCKSTAIN COCKSHITTER PENIS FELLATIO SHITFACE CRAP ON A STICK FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE ASSCRACK ASS SUITCASE PENIS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HELLFIRE BELGIUM SHITTY FUCKFACE BONER FUCK YOU GANGBANG HOMO PUSSYLICKER TITS REDNECK SHITE CUNNILINGUS FUCKHEAD PEARL NECKLACE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DOG SHIT WANKER DAMN BASTARD SHITE PENIS JIGGABOO I WILL END YOU! GENITALIA DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK YOU PAKI HELL PISS OFF BASTARD YOU SUCK BALLS NECROPHILIA AY-AY-AY BASTARD CUNT CHRISTHUMPER FLYING FUCK DAMN PIECE OF SHIT TOWELHEAD ARSE MOTHERFUCKER SHIT GOD DAMMIT DICKHEAD GIVING HEAD DICKWAD FLYING FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BUTTFUCKER TITS SHITHEAD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER BEANER INCEST MILF BUTTFUCKER PRICK CHOAD CLEVELAND STEAMER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive KIKE and with the COCKSMOKER and his BULLSHIT of girraffes in which ASSFACE while reading about MOZILLA FIREFOX!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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