Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without BIGNOSE comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a DAMN article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ICE CREAM neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKHEAD, sudden NICARAGUA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT or BATHING SUIT AREA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CROTCH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TWO-INCH PENIS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOD DAMN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSCRACK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKER ASSCRACK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSHAT utterFUCKance of socially MICK objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK television programs to address VAGINA Tourette's syndrome.

CHOAD Tourette's is MOTHERFUCKER not to be PISS ARTIST confused with FUCKING A Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying VENEREAL DISEASE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUTTFUCKER random PORCH MONKEY disorientation, culturally-GANGBANG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSWANKING FAILURE! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CLIT language, FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHIT BITCH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKING souvenir shoppes and massive ASS LICKER quantities I RAPE WALRUSES! of ANAL DIABETES FEMADOM garbage.

Darnit.

A KAFFIR Polite Note to the TAMPON IN MY ASS Author:

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The SHITSLINGING Tourette's SHITHEAD Research Institute was WOODPECKERSHIT founded to FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FASHION BUG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKSTAIN article SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BUTT-HOLE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RUSKIE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BEAVER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SMEG Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ASS Tourrette's sufferers BITCH swear. You can POOPY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WETBACK TV, for always focusing on the LET'S SHIT bad side of a terrible SHITHEAD thing.
  • The main DIRTY SANCHEZ symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ORGASM involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SPIC' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK OFF knee BIRD IN THE HOUSE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHICKEN SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HELLFUCKER school for SHITE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TIANENMEN SQUARE sufferers to become JACKASS manically depressed and CHAV commit HOT GRITS suicide.
  • There is no DAMN IT cure, and the SCROTUM drugs that are available to, "calm" the MOTHERFUCKER tics often have adverse CUM side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WANKER perodol" which caused my entire HOMO body to go HI, BILLY MAYS HERE numb and INJUN basically made it NIGGA! worse than PRICK it is without the PROLES drug.

I am an active member of a ANAL DIABETES tourette syndrome DOUCHE NAZI association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DIRTY SANCHEZ the POO POO BLOWJOB public view of Tourettes as a "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DIPSHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JAP sorry for FUCK "hi-jacking" your RUSKIE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOD DAMN this that really DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a DUNE COON better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SOD, and making fun of a PENIS horrible disorder is (not) SAND NIGGER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your LET'S SHIT time.

Best JESSE McCARTNEY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSHAT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TANK MAN reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are 1984 not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PANCHEN LAMA Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of VOTE degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust INDIA HAS NUKES in countries MONASTERIES leadership, those problems does not OPINION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIANENMEN SQUARE byproduct of your TANK MAN capitalist society SLITTY EYES.

Li Chiang “BUDDHIST MONK” Wen

P.S. 666 Regards to Andrew FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

Mr. janitor

The O CANADA bastard who wrote this article. You can ALEX TREBEK punch him if you GOD DAMN want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CECIL JOHN RHODES white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKTARD saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How PRICK to DICKFACE cure NIGNOG the FELCHING Tourette's SHITSLINGING Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CARPET MUNCHER for VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette's PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Syndrome PORCH MONKEY is SHITCOCK following EAT MY SHIT! these MOSES rules PISS in CUNNILINGUS order:

  • 1: Avoid TWAT immature PISS OFF little DAMN kids,
  • 2: Count to SOD OFF within DAMN 10 SACRAMENTOseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SHITE WANKER ASSWIPE nor DICKFACE talk,
  • 4: Tell BARBRA STREISAND yourself you GOD DAMN don't POLACK have DIRTY SANCHEZ this BLISTERING BARNACLES disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ROSIE O'DONNELL WITH NASTY ASSCRACK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BELGIUM FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

AUTOFELLATIO DEMOCRACY HELLFIRE FUCKFACE SPICY CUNT FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! YOU WANKER ORGASM ANAL

RONNIE CORBETT PIG SHITFUCKER BITCH CRACKER CAMEL JOCKEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ARSE DIPSHIT CLUSTER FUCK SPUNK FUCKSTAIN DICK CHICKEN KIDDY FIDDLER SHUT UP, MEG! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CLEMEN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GANGBANG DOT HEAD CLUSTER FUCK FAG TIANENMEN SQUARE FENCE JUMPER FUCKER FUCKWIT NIGNOG RAT'S COCK JERK OFF HELL EPIDIDYMIS GOD DAMN GYPSY CUNTYMINTS PEEPEE CUM BELGIUM PEDOPHILIA ASSRAPING CUNTING ASSCRACK DICKLICK MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN SUCK A BIG DICK CARPET MUNCHER BANGKOK CHOAD CHOAD MAMA MIA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSHAT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHIT SAND NIGGER FUCKING GOD DAMMIT MALL SANTA YOU WANKER TITMOUSE suck my mothers FUCK YOU CHAV DUMBASS CHICKEN FRIES MOTHERFUCKER INBRED INCEST SHITCUNTING I AM CORNHOLIO! WANK BALL SACK DAMN WETBACK FUCKHEAD GOD DAMMIT BASTARD BULLSHIT LET'S SHIT CUNT FUCKBAG FUCKBAG CUNTSWILLING RONNIE CORBETT RECTUM RAIDER SON OF A BITCH SHITE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKHEAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PENIS ON A STICK GIVING HEAD FAG SACRAMENTO SHITHEAD FELLATIO FUCK YOU ASSWIPE MONKEY SHIT TWISTY VAGINA MONKEY BALLS ASS GYPSY FLAMING ASS BADGER HELLFIRE FUCK GOD DAMMIT FUCKING BASTARD TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS WANKSPLAT ASSCRACK BITCH DONKEY DICK FUCKSTAIN KAFFIR ANUSCAKE PENISBIRD NIGGER WIENER DICKFACE DILDO ARSE FRAK ASSCRACK SOD OFF ASSFACE NIGGER TIANENMEN SQUARE CUNT SEX TWAT FUCKING WANKSPLAT INJUN COCKSMOKER BALL SACK SHITTY SAND NIGGER GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF DICKFACE BITCH LAKE TITICACA KIKE PISSHOLE DICKHEAD WANK PUSSY CUNT CHICKEN SHIT YOUR MOM DICKFACE GENITALIA GARBAGE DAY! KIKE SHITHEAD HORSE SHIT SHITSLINGING HELL SAGGY TITS FUCK OFF BIRD SHIT TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! GOD DAMN JAP FUCKING JUNGLE BUNNY CHENEY PIECE OF SHIT NIPPLES FUCK ASSWIPE TWAT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKING ASSHOLE FLYING FUCK BOON KAFFIR SEMEN FUCK BOB SAGET SPUNK PISSHOLE SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK YOU FUCK OFF DOUCHEBAG FUCKFACE JOHNNY TOURETTE'S SYNDROME AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SAGGY TITS SHITTY suck my mothers PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM GIVING HEAD FUCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! NAZI DICKFACE POLESMOKER DICKHEAD TITWANK MOTHERFUCKER SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SHITSKIN FUCKBAG DUNE COON FUCKHEAD SHAKOPEE DILDO DARTH VADER FROG'S FAT ASS BLUMPKIN MARCH OF FLAMES ASS CLEMEN ARSE SHIT ASS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT GOD DAMN CUNT COCKSUCKER BELLEND SHITE BEANER CHAV SOD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TWAT COCK GOAT DICK P'KANG SHITSLINGING CLEMEN DYKE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKTARD BOOBS BLUMPKIN FELLATIO FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CUM ASSCRACK JOHN SMILEY FACE COCK DOUCHING GOBSHITE DICKHEAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAMMIT FUCKING JUMP! DICKFACE DICK CHICKEN LAKE TITICACA AAAAAAAAA! PUSSYLICKER SHIT DEMOCRACY SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNTRAG TITS DILDO DONKEY DICK RAPE FELCHING I'LL RAPE YOU DEMOCRACY BOOBS SCROTUM JACKASS SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE LIMEY SHITCOCK DAMN IT DAMMIT ASS CAMEL JOCKEY ARSE BOOBS SUCK A BIG DICK PUSSY WANK BIRD SHIT [Insert swear here] EPIDIDYMIS WEHATEMARIO DOUCHE NAZI SAND NIGGER YOU WANKER COON BALL SACK SCROTUM NI COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT AUTOFELLATIO BRUSH MA TEETH JIZZ YOGHURT CANNON RAT'S ASS NIGNOG TIMBER NIGGER JERK OFF ARSE SHITSLINGING FROG SHITFUCKER ARSE DOUCHE TIANENMEN SQUARE SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKWIT COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DOUCHE NAZI ASSWIPE SHITFACE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS BIRD SHIT DICKHEAD PISS OFF ANAL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FELLATIO RAPE JACKASS SHIT LOLCAT FRENCH TICKLER HELL BALL SACK GOD DAMN SCROTUM PAKI WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? POLESMOKER FUCKHEAD BOOBIES PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKFACE [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DICK PEARL NECKLACE GENITALIA TIT DIRT GOD DAMMIT BALLS SAGGY TITS TWAT BITCH SUCK MY DICK KIKE HELL I WILL END YOU! FUCKTARD I RAPE WALRUSES! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GOATSE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITFACE FU SPANG pen0r OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BONER ROSIE O'DONNELL CLUSTER FUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BALL SACK FASHION BUG BOOBS REDSKIN BULLSHIT SNUFF PORN JAP COMMUNIST DILDO PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITCUNTING FUCKING A WANK JACK OFF PEDOPHILIA DAMN BONER EAT MY SHIT! FUCKING A HOMO FLAMING ASS BADGER RAPE RANDY TRAVIS ASSFACE CHICKEN SHIT PISS SHITTY NEGRO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! RAT'S ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS RAPE SAMUEL L. JACKSON TITTYWANK CUNTBUCKET RAT'S ASS FUCK SUGARTITS MOTHERFUCKER POMMIE P'KANG BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER ASS SHAKOPEE CLIT ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DICKHEAD TOWELHEAD FLYING FUCK TITTIES ANAL FUCK BONER ARSE HELL HORSE PENIS FUCKTARD BARBRA STREISAND BUGGER OFF FUCK RAPE PORCH MONKEY HELL [expletive deleted] DAMN BULLCRAP GOATSE ASSBANDIT FUCKHEAD DIPSHIT 666 SUCK MY COCK WIGGER BASTARD PISS SPANK THE MONKEY TRANNY POLAK CUNNILINGUS FUCKING FUCKHEAD NAZI CAPTAIN CRUNCH COCKSHITTER COCK FUCK YOU SHITHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FASHION BUG SHITHEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! WANKER SPUNK NIGGER PEARL NECKLACE FUCKTARD INJUN WHORE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE JAP KIKE ASSWIPE ASS FASCIST MAMA MIA BLUMPKIN CRAPFUCKER DOG SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT MACACA ASS ASSHOLE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DICKLICK CUNT FRIG CUNT HOT GRITS PORCH MONKEY CHOAD MILF TITS LOGJAMMER ANAL DIABETES CUM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISS PISS OFF SHUT UP, MEG! CLIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BULLSHIT FUCKWIT SAND NIGGER NECROPHILIA ASSFACE HORSE PENIS ARSE SUCK A BIG DICK BALLS ASSHOLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST REDSKIN BLISTERING BARNACLES RAT'S COCK DUMBASS MASTURBATION I WILL END YOU! PENIS BELLEND DICKHEAD SUCK A BIG DICK FELLATIO CUNT INJUN PEDOPHILIA DAMN PISS TRANNY CUNT SPANK THE MONKEY SEX COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CARPET MUNCHER PENIS ON A STICK COON PISS OFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE BUTT-HEAD INBRED DICKHEAD ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN JUNGLE BUNNY BITCH JOHNNY MOCKIE PENIS BALLS SHITFUCKER TURD BULLSHIT PORCH MONKEY FUCKFACE MICK SCUMBUCKET AY-AY-AY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS GO HOME AND DIE DEMOCRACY FUCKER CHOAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK RAT'S COCK NIPPLES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BOOBIES FUCKING WANK SHITE BUTTFUCKER ASSFACE PISS OFF COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK FUCK NUGGET FUCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! MARCH OF FLAMES SHIT FUCK YOU [expletive deleted] QUEEF DONKEY DICK TITS BEAVER FEWMETS DAMMIT STRAWBERRY ASS FELCHING ARSE VENEREAL DISEASE SHITFACE CHUFF POOPY PENIS HELL WIENER PORCUPINE'S BALLS FEMADOM BITCH CHING CHONG CHINK LIMEY GENITALIA FRAK BOLLOCKS DICK TITS FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNTSWILLING ROSIE O'DONNELL BITCH CUM Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BITCH and with the SON OF A BITCH and his KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 of girraffes in which JACKASS while reading about SHIT!!!!!!!!!

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