Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITBALLS neurochemical FUCK disorder LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CHINK, sudden CUNTSWILLING m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMN or FUCKTARD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DUNE COON in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSHOLE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKING A words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MARGARET THATCHER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WIENER utterFUCKance of socially FUCKWIT objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITE television programs to address CARPET MUNCHER Tourette's syndrome.

COON Tourette's is GANGBANG not to be CHOAD KISSER confused with CUNNILINGUS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNT random CUNTRAG disorientation, culturally-FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FLYING RAT'S ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local POWERSHIT language, CRAP and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITE SLOPE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky I WILL END YOU! souvenir shoppes and massive BOOBS quantities ASSHAT of ANAL DIABETES JERRY garbage.

Darnit.

A SUGARTITS Polite Note to the CHICKEN SHIT Author:

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The NAZI Tourette's FUCK Research Institute was JACKASS founded to CLUSTER FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DUMBASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TITTIES article SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DILDO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NIGGER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CLEVELAND STEAMER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BASTARD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of [expletive deleted] Tourrette's sufferers BUGFUCK swear. You can FLYING RAT'S ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CONDOMS TV, for always focusing on the BOOBS bad side of a terrible SPUNK thing.
  • The main TWO-INCH PENIS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CHOAD KISSER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHOAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CRAPMUNCHER knee NIGGER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is HELL no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at COCKSUCKER school for STEVE BALLMER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NIPPLES sufferers to become BITCH manically depressed and MARGARET THATCHER commit SHITFUCKER suicide.
  • There is no HELL cure, and the PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! drugs that are available to, "calm" the PUNANI tics often have adverse CUNTING ASSCRACK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNTRAG perodol" which caused my entire DOUCHEBAG body to go DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! numb and DOG SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK YOU it is without the TONY LA RUSSA drug.

I am an active member of a DAMNATION tourette syndrome FUCKBAG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DOG FUCKER the JERRY public view of Tourettes as a "SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ORGASM much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNTING ASSCRACK sorry for DAGO "hi-jacking" your PUSSY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHIT this that really BOOBS annoys me. I am working towards a BULLCRAP better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this LET'S SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BASTARD, and making fun of a ASSHAT horrible disorder is (not) SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your I'LL RAPE YOU time.

Best SHITPISSER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “REDSKIN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As STUDENT MOVEMENT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MELAMINE Westerners show is not an MONGOLIANS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of AMERICA'S GREAT! degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing DEMOCRACY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHIST MONK in countries FIREWALLS leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBETAN BUDDHISM byproduct of your POISON IN BABY FORMULA capitalist society DEMOCRACY.

Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen

P.S. IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Regards to Andrew BOOBS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The BITCH bastard who wrote this article. You can PISS punch him if you ASSCRACK want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MOCKIE saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my AUTOFELLATIO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How SHIT to CRAP ON A STICK cure CHRISTHUMPER the FUCK Tourette's DOUCHE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BULLSHIT for ARSE Tourette's JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST Syndrome RAT'S ASS is CROTCH following CUNT these WALRUS SHIT rules NICARAGUA in BALL SACK order:

  • 1: Avoid GOD DAMMIT immature BONER little TITTYWANK kids,
  • 2: Count to WANK within IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 10 SHITseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your NEOPETS SCUMBAG BONER nor ASSCRACK talk,
  • 4: Tell ASSFACE yourself you YOUR MOM don't BOOBS have TURD this ARSE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GOBSHITE WITH NASTY FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SCUMBAG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

BUGGER BOOBS RAPE YOU WANKER GOD DAMN ARSE COON SHIT SUGARTITS FELCHING

BUGFUCK JENKEM BUGGER POTTYMOUTH CUM CAPTAIN CRUNCH HORSE SHIT ASSRAPING WILLY WONKA DAMN JOHNNY MOTHERFUCKER FRAK DAGO FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT CUNT DILDO PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE GOD DAMN CUNT CUNT JOHNNY FELLATIO HO O CANADA SHITFACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS I'LL RAPE YOU PISS OFF MY ASS YID I WILL END YOU! CLEVELAND STEAMER BULLSHIT DAMN SAND NIGGER ARSE SOD DUMBASS ANAL DIABETES JENKEM I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD DICKFACE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASSFACE SEMEN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FROG'S FAT ASS PISSHOLE YOU WANKER FUCK OFF DUMBASS JAP HOSER JIGGABOO BUGFUCK TESTICLE CHOKE DAMN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUNTRAG ASSHAT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! DAMN DICK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DYKE RANDY TRAVIS SUCK MY DICK DYKE FUCKWIT PENIS YOU WANKER DONALD RUMSFELD BITCH FUCKWIT DOUCHE FAG MALARKY TOWELHEAD CLIT FAGGOT BLOWJOB HELL CLIT ARSE WANKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CLIT FUCK A DUCK SHIT HOT GRITS BOLLOCKS I'LL RAPE YOU MR WINKLER IS GAY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FAG CUNT BUGGER COCKSTUFFER COCKSUCKER DOODIE HEAD CRAPMUNCHER MOLDY TITS LOLCAT SHITE CUNTRAG POLESMOKER DAMNATION MOTHERFUCKER SUGARTITS SHIT ASSFACE PISS BULLSHIT CRAPPY BOOBS HORSE SHIT FUCKFACE DILDO NECROPHILIA PEDOPHILIA HORSE SHIT WALRUS SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY PUSSY FUCKFUCKFUCK RAT'S COCK CUM THIS IS SPARTA! ART METAL PRODUCTS BUKKAKE BUTTFUCKER CUNNILINGUS WARNER MUSIC GROUP BASTARD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DICKFACE CHINK COCKGOBLIN SHIT DICKWAD SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKWIT MALL SANTA FUCKER PRICK DONKEY DICK SHIT ABO FAGGOT BITCH MACACA HELL FIST FUCK WIGGER CAMEL JOCKEY DICKFACE MOCKIE BASTARD SHIT LIKE A HORSE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BUNG-HOLE MASTURBATION RAT'S COCK CUNT ASS NIPPLES DICKFACE DAMN TESTICLE CHOKE CRAP ON A STICK SAGGY TITS SPUNK EARS OF CHRIST FUCKING GRAPE PENIS YOU WANKER SHIT YOUR MOM SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX BUKKAKE CRAPPY RECTUM RAIDER FLAMING ASS BADGER SAGGY TITS CUNT FUCK TOTAL QUEEF BOYCOTT VIACOM! POLESMOKER TWAT COMMUNIST DILDO DIPSHIT ABO GREASER EMO CLUSTER FUCK WIKIPEDIA GRUE RAPE DELICIOUS CAKE PEARL NECKLACE YOU WANKER JAP ASS ASSHAT PIECE OF SHIT CUNT DOT HEAD FOUR-EYES WANKER FUCKWIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CUNT CRAPPER NIGGER TITS 1984 TWO-INCH PENIS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DAMN IT GIVING HEAD PISS ASS ASSWIPE FUCKING FLYING FUCK WEHATEMARIO LONGCAT IS LONG TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DOT HEAD SHIT YID KIKE BALLS BOOBIES WANK VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT ASSCRACK CHOAD PAKI KNOBJOCKEY WANKSPLAT GANGBANG BOOBS FUCKING JUMP! WANK CRACKER CLEMEN DOUCHING BARBRA STREISAND SHITCOCK WANKSPLAT [expletive deleted] BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSHAT CUNT FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN SHITSLIDE SHIT ASSHOLE CRAPMUNCHER ASSCRACK INBRED FIRECROTCH CUNT DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GENITALIA D'OH BIGNOSE COCKGOBLIN KIKE CHINK FUCKSTAIN FAG TITS SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITHEAD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CONAN O'BRIAN CRAP FUCKWIT WANK TWAT FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES FUCK ASS MONKEY SHIT NI ASSFACE JIGGABOO TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITPISSER HOSER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE URINE-GARGLING FENCE JUMPER PUSSY WANKSPLAT 1984 TWAT FUCKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHE NAZI ASSCRACK BATHING SUIT AREA FROG DIPSHIT PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY PISS OFF FUCKING NECROPHILIA SHITBALLS GOOK ARSE FUCK FUCKING A NIGGER TITS DIPSHIT GOD DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RONNIE CORBETT BOON ASSHOLE PIECE OF SHIT SHITFUCKER I WILL END YOU! GENITALIA GANGBANG FAG ASS FASCIST BITCH TAMPONS ASSHAT HIV NEGATIVE FUCK DAGO TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! THIS IS A RARE SWEAR MOCKIE CUNT JIZZ PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITTIES BOON HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKWIT ARFENHOUSE RONNIE CORBETT PEARL NECKLACE BLISTERING BARNACLES PENISBIRD BALLS JACKASS FUCKHEAD FENCE JUMPER FUCK JACKASS ASS FASCIST HOLY DUMB FUCK DOM DeLUISE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PENIS ON A BUN CRAP ON A STICK JACK ABRAMOFF BITCH JERK OFF CARPET MUNCHER NIGGER CHINK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SEMEN HO MICK BITCH SHITFACE ASS SHIT KNOBJOCKEY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHITFACE TURD BASTARD LIMEY LIMEY GIVING HEAD CRAPMUNCHER MAMA MIA POLESMOKER DOG FUCKER CUNT BARBRA STREISAND RAT'S ASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITTY GOD DAMMIT DONKEY PUNCHER PISS OFF GIVING HEAD DAMN IT BIRD SHIT THIS IS SPARTA! FUCKER QUEEF DUNE COON GRINGO DUMBASS WIGGER PISS CLEMEN VENEREAL DISEASE HOSER SHITE GOD DAMN JAP BOYCOTT VIACOM! WILLY WONKA CUNT CRAPMUNCHER ASS FUCKING HOSER 1984 CUNT ANUSCAKE REDSKIN BUGFUCK CUNNILINGUS FUCKING CUNTSWILLING HENTAI CRAPMUNCHER BIRD SHIT CUNT BEANER DICKHEAD WOP DONKEY DICK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE BATHING SUIT AREA NIGNOG NAZI MOCKIE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BASTARD FUCKER PISS CUNNILINGUS DAMN DAMN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCK BEAVER INCEST WOODPECKERSHIT DICKHEAD BITCH POMMIE FUCKWIT CRAPPY SHITE HELL NORTH KOREA SCROTUM SON OF A BITCH DILDO GRINGO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS CAMEL FUCKER SON OF A BITCH TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS FUCK YOU GOBSHITE DAMMIT ASSFACE PISS FUCKFUCKFUCK HELL DILDO RAPE BALLS CLEMEN SHITSKIN FUCKING A SMEG NIPPLES LUV FUCK GOBSHITE SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX GIVING HEAD DONKEY DICK ANAL DIABETES PISS ARTIST ASSFACE WANKSPLAT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BIGNOSE ARSE FRENCH TICKLER DOUCHEBAG TWAT WANK DUMBASS NAZI RAGHEAD MOTHERFUCKER NIGNOG GOD DAMN GENITALIA BULLCRAP PEARL NECKLACE BASTARD KRAUT FROG'S FAT ASS FELCHING PIG HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GANGBANG HADJI JERRY COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SAND NIGGER FELCHING DEVELOPERS! MONKEY BALLS BULLSHIT SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER HOSER NEGRO GIVING HEAD ASS FUCK CHINK BIGNOSE POLACK YUKKY DOODY BULLCRAP [expletive deleted] [EXPLETIVE] TITTIES COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT JAP FOUR-EYES PISS I'LL RAPE YOU SCROTUM WIGGER BUGGER OFF PUSSY PISS ARTIST PENIS DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK YOU JESSE McCARTNEY JIGGABOO SHITSLINGING DONKEY PUNCHER WANK RAT'S ASS HADJI PAKI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PORCH MONKEY BASTARD SHITBALLS YOU WANKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASS SHIT PISS [EXPLETIVE] PICKANINNY MACACA FUCK DOG SHIT SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS JACK OFF FUCK YOU ASSHOLE TOURETTE'S IS FUN HITLER DAMMIT ALEX TREBEK HELL FUCKFACE CHICKEN SHIT SHITCOCK SPIC LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ABO HONKY FUCKWIT FUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DAMMIT MASTURBATION NAZI SHAKOPEE RAT'S COCK PENISPENISPENIS!!! TWAT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TUBA Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE and with the JOHNNY and his SHIT of girraffes in which ASSHOLE while reading about COCKSHITTER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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