Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JIZZ neurochemical FUCK disorder ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAGO, sudden DYKE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GO HOME AND DIE or FUCKFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly EXTRA LONG PENIS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BALLS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BLOWJOB include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat POMMIE FUCKWIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MONKEY SHIT utterFUCKance of socially SHITSKIN objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CHUFF television programs to address DYKE Tourette's syndrome.

SCUMBAG Tourette's is FUCKSTAIN not to be SHITE confused with CHIGGER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FELCHING chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HELL random DICKFACE disorientation, culturally-WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER?-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JERK OFF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local LET'S SHIT language, BENCH PRESS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JIGGABOO FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MOTHERFUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive DOUCHING quantities PIECE OF SHIT of ANAL DIABETES BOB SAGET garbage.

Darnit.

A DUMBASS Polite Note to the FUCKFACE Author:

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The BIRD IN THE HOUSE Tourette's D'OH Research Institute was BUNG-HOLE founded to NAZI.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HITLER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HELL article RAT'S ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CROTCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or OSTRICH MY ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITBALLS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BASTARD Tourrette's sufferers PIG swear. You can POWERSHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CRAP ON A STICK TV, for always focusing on the FUCKFACE bad side of a terrible DUMBASS thing.
  • The main IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FLYING FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SPANK THE MONKEY knee BLUE PENIS! NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is ASSCRACK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JACK OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CAPTAIN CRUNCH school for GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HELL sufferers to become LUV manically depressed and PUSSY commit FOUR-EYES suicide.
  • There is no EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA cure, and the POLAK drugs that are available to, "calm" the NIGGER tics often have adverse BITCH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAMN perodol" which caused my entire FUCK OFF body to go SHITTY numb and WALRUS SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than NIGNOG it is without the DAMN drug.

I am an active member of a PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS tourette syndrome RAPE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASS the PORCH MONKEY public view of Tourettes as a "NEGRO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is KRAUT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PENIS sorry for FUCKING "hi-jacking" your SON OF A BITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TITMOUSE this that really MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! annoys me. I am working towards a SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MOTHERFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PISS OFF, and making fun of a WALRUS SHIT horrible disorder is (not) TOWELHEAD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKSTAIN time.

Best LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TOSSER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an TANK MAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOOGLE degenerate capitalist culture in those DIMETHYL GLYCOL countries. When showing BUDDHIST MONK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust ELECTION in countries ELECTION leadership, those problems does not MELAMINE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your GOOGLE capitalist society TIBETAN BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen

P.S. SHITSLIDE Regards to Andrew FUCKFACE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

Mr. janitor

The GANGBANG bastard who wrote this article. You can NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! punch him if you FUCK OFF want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the RAPE saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my SHITHEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CUNTSWILLING to BEAVER cure NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! the DAMN Tourette's JENKEM Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SEX for BEANER Tourette's MOCKIE Syndrome SACRAMENTO is HOLY DUMB FUCK following SPICY CUNT FUCK these PEARL NECKLACE rules SMEG in ANAL DIABETES order:

  • 1: Avoid DOUCHE immature BITCH little SON OF A BITCH kids,
  • 2: Count to LIKE FATHER LIKE SON within JOHN SMILEY FACE 10 TOTALseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DICK ASSHAT nor GOD DAMN talk,
  • 4: Tell SCUMBAG yourself you CLEMEN don't COCK have PORCH MONKEY this JERK OFF disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHIT WITH NASTY BEAVER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NIPPLES FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

COCKGOBLIN FLYING FUCK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CHAV REDSKIN PUSSY GOOK CUNT TIMBER NIGGER KIKE

PISS OFF ARSE SHIT DIPSHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING JAP FUCKWIT CHINK CAMEL JOCKEY ASS LICKER BULLSHIT FU SPANG LET'S SHIT NECROPHILIA REBECCA BLACK BASTARD FUCK OFF SHIT SCUMBAG BUKKAKE FUCKBAG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSWIPE GOD DAMN REBECCA BLACK REDSKIN BALL SACK CRAPPY TITMOUSE CUNNILINGUS OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA GOBSHITE SOD OFF BELLEND TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKING A SNUFF PORN SLOPE SEMEN DAMN SHITFUCKER CHENEY DICK CHICKEN DONKEY DICK FUCKFACE SUCK MY DICK BUGGER SCROTUM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TITS FELLATIO CUM SHITSLINGING HORSE SHIT SHITHEAD HELL DICK IN A BOX MALARKY NI TITWANK SOD OFF YOU WANKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! PENIS INBRED FEMADOM GO HOME AND DIE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKFACE PUSSYLICKER FUCK PUSSY BITCH DOUCHE NAZI INBRED POOPY COCKSUCKER OH SHI– BULLSHIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM PICKANINNY LET'S SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKFACE FLAMING ASS BADGER LET'S SHIT FLYING FUCK BOOBS ANAL DIABETES FLYING FUCK OSTRICH MY ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK TWAT DICKHEAD SHIT BASTARD WIGGER PICKANINNY GANGBANG FELCHMONKEY CUNTYMINTS DICKFACE HAIL SATAN! VAGINA BOLLOCKS P'KANG TWAT MACACA DAMMIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNTBUCKET FUCKING TWO-INCH PENIS suck my mothers INBRED BUTT-HEAD FUCKING JUMP! POLAK COMMUNIST DILDO PEDOPHILIA RAPE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DUMBASS SIGMUND FREUD CUNT BITCH DONKEY DICK NIGGER HADJI GOD DAMMIT GIVING HEAD NIGGER ASSHOLE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DUMBASS FUCKWIT CROTCH FUCKFACE NIGGER FEWMETS BITCH FUCK CHOAD KISSER ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS WANKSPLAT I'LL RAPE YOU TOSSER SACRAMENTO CAMEL FUCKER SHIT JACKASS DONGSHOVER MOZILLA FIREFOX ARSE NICARAGUA ASS WIGGER BITCH FUCKING JUMP! RAT'S ASS ASSHAT DOUCHE SCUMBAG PEARL NECKLACE TIMBER NIGGER FUCK NUGGET DOM DeLUISE FUCKWIT ASSWIPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ARSE SHITHEAD DAMN IT DICKHEAD FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FIST FUCK YOU WANKER TURD CARPET MUNCHER I AM CORNHOLIO! DICKLICK DICKFACE JOHNNY CUNTSWILLING FUCKBAG FUCKHEAD DICK VAGINA CUNT BEAVER WIENER POMMIE DICK TITS WEHATEMARIO PENISFUCK HELLFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNT DOUCHE NAZI LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKING DICKFACE FUCKING A DAGO PRICK ARSE DICKFACE SCUMBAG LUV ASSHAT [expletive deleted] AUTOFELLATIO FENCE JUMPER GOD DAMMIT SHITE COCKSHITTER SHITSLINGING GOD DAMMIT WIGGER CLUSTER FUCK POLAK SCROTUM DAMN IT INBRED BITCH DAMMIT ASS FALSE BENSON COCKSHITTER BLUE PENIS! TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK MALARKY DOT HEAD LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DICKFACE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON WIENER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FELCHING PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! MONKEY SHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKING NECROPHILIA SHIT WHORE TITS DOUCHE HELL REBECCA BLACK BRUSH MA TEETH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAGO FUCK POMMIE GOD DAMN FUCKING A DOUCHEBAG GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DAMMIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE VAGINA COCK SHITCOCK PENIS ON A STICK GANGBANG TAMPONS PISS OFF BITCH DONALD RUMSFELD YOU WANKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST COCK DYKE DICKFACE SAND NIGGER WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCK TRANNY DUNE COON BUGGER OFF JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKHEAD JACKASS GOOK TWAT ANAL DIABETES BOYCOTT VIACOM! NORTH KOREA PISS OFF MONGOLIANS TWAT MALARKY DOUCHING CHIGGER SAND NIGGER BUTTFUCKER SHITE ASSWIPE ASSHOLE SHITHEAD PISS ARTIST FELCHMONKEY HADJI AY-AY-AY FUCKING A FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! BLUE PENIS! SON OF A BITCH BALLS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! pen0r ARSE DOUCHEBAG FLYING FUCK WANKSPLAT DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHAT PAKI SHITFACE CUNT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BUGFUCK ASSHOLE CHICKEN FRIES WALRUS SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKHEAD DICK CHICKEN PUSSY SHITTY PEEPEE CLEMEN PUNANI BASTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST POLESMOKER RAT'S ASS ASS FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE KIDDY FIDDLER POMMIE POWERSHIT CHICKEN SHIT PISS ARTIST HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SEX SHUT UP, MEG! BITCH DONGSHOVER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHIT CHINK CRAPMUNCHER DOUCHEBAG WANKER LUV GOD DAMMIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CUNT CRAPPER FELLATIO MONKEY'S UNCLE FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT VAGINA BASTARD SHITFACE JERRY SHITSLIDE DIRTY SANCHEZ ORGASM BUNG-HOLE BASTARD DILDO NIGGER TITS HENTAI RAT'S ASS SCUMBUCKET FUCK COCKSUCKER SHITCOCK NIGGER BUTT-HOLE GOAT DICK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCK YOU SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN DOUCHING ASS URINE-GARGLING NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CHOAD KISSER GO HOME AND DIE TAMPONS JERK OFF SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE FLYING FUCK DICK IN A BOX SHIT MARGARET THATCHER FUCKING A PUNANI DICKLICK PECKERHEAD DOT HEAD DOUCHING GENITALIA RAT'S COCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOATSE HEIL HITLER! GYPSY FUCKSTAIN GOOK BEAVER FUCK OFF DICKLICK ASSHAT WETBACK YOU WANKER COCKSUCKER RAT'S COCK FUCKHEAD FUCKING FUCK ASSCRACK BOOBIES DICKWAD RAT'S ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JACKASS ARSE WOP JESSE McCARTNEY INJUN CLIT SHITFACE DONGSHOVER RAPE BUTTFUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD LAKE TITICACA NAZI SCUMBUCKET SHITSKIN SHITHEAD SOD BITCH FRENCH TICKLER GENITALIA MASTURBATION SHITSKIN SON OF A BITCH SHITFACE CUNNILINGUS PISS SCUMBUCKET DOUCHING FUCKING ASS TAFFY PEARL NECKLACE SCROTUM RECTUM RAIDER KIKE SHITFUCKER ORGASM PISS UP MY ARSE FRAK INCEST DAMMIT CRAP BASTARD DAGO FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT DICK MALARKY WANKSPLAT FUCKTARD ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MOTHERFUCKER BITCH PISS OFF DICKFACE I WILL KILL YOU! ARSE SHITFACE BALL SACK CHUFF JUSTIN BIEBER BITCH CARPET MUNCHER BITCH WIENER BASTARD WANK PECKERHEAD SHITE GOD DAMMIT DICK CHICKEN DOUCHE FUCKING GANGBANG SON OF A BITCH FLYING FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES TWAT FENCE JUMPER FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK CHOAD BITCH NIGGER TITS MACACA TWAT SHIT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BOOBIES STRAWBERRY ASS CONSENSUS [expletive deleted] MALL SANTA COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOBSHITE FUCK DAMMIT ORANGE TURTLE BUTT-HOLE BELGIUM BULLSHIT ABO HENTAI FUCKSTAIN SMEG BUTT PIRATE TESTICLE CHOKE CUNT NEOPETS CUNT SON OF A BITCH NORTH KOREA SMEG BORDER HOPPER ANUSCAKE ASSWIPE DAMN JESSE McCARTNEY TRANNY ARSE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM GOAT DICK ASSCRACK DAGO SHITFACE GYPSY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PRICK CLUSTER FUCK BITCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUTT-HOLE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS JERRY CC PLZ RAGHEAD FUCK SALISBURY SHITHEAD BENCH PRESS MALARKY CHOAD KISSER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BLOWJOB HOMO PEEPEE SOD FRIG TITTIES SEX ASSRAPING BITCH JAP TITS & DICKS TAFFY FUCKING JUMP! COCK BONER DONKEY DICK BONER POMMIE AY-AY-AY DAMMIT FUCK JACKASS TURD FUCK YOU LIMEY CHICKEN SHIT DIPSHIT SHITFACE GIVING HEAD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CLEMEN CRAPFUCKER SHIT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMN and with the [expletive deleted] and his PORCH MONKEY of girraffes in which JACKASS SHIT while reading about FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH!!!!!!!!!

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