Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without DOUCHEBAG comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FIST FUCK article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or YOU WANKER neurochemical FUCK disorder BORDER HOPPER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NAZI, sudden CHINK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ABO or TIMBER NIGGER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BASTARD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKFACE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSHOLE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RAT'S COCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COON words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK utterFUCKance of socially AY-AY-AY objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TITS television programs to address CONAN O'BRIAN Tourette's syndrome.

TOWELHEAD Tourette's is CHINK not to be DICKWAD confused with 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKTARD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MONKEY BALLS random GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS disorientation, culturally-COCKSHITTER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSWIPE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI language, ASSCRACK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BONG ASSHAT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky RAT'S COCK souvenir shoppes and massive COON quantities ASSFACE of ANAL DIABETES ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP garbage.

Darnit.

A WIKIPEDIA Polite Note to the MOZILLA FIREFOX Author:

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The DAMNATION Tourette's BUTTFUCKER Research Institute was POOPOO founded to FUCK OFF.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DICKLICK article FUCK OFF funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKING A I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HAIL SATAN! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance POLAK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PISS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of HELL Tourrette's sufferers FUCK swear. You can SHOOP DA WHOOP blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame RAT'S COCK TV, for always focusing on the CAMEL JOCKEY bad side of a terrible SHITSLINGING thing.
  • The main DICKHEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FELCHING involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TWAT knee DICK IN A BOX NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JACKASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DUMBASS school for BALLS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKER sufferers to become TWAT manically depressed and BUTT-FOR-BRAINS commit Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! suicide.
  • There is no WIKIPEDIA cure, and the ASSCRACK drugs that are available to, "calm" the NEGRO tics often have adverse TOWELHEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GRINGO perodol" which caused my entire DAMN body to go DICKLICK numb and SHITSLINGING basically made it NIGGA! worse than JOHNNY it is without the PUSSY drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKWIT tourette syndrome DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FIRECROTCH the POO POO BLOWJOB public view of Tourettes as a "SHITTY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DILDO sorry for DOUCHEBAG "hi-jacking" your BUGGER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like I RAPE WALRUSES! this that really NIGGER annoys me. I am working towards a CROTCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CARPET MUNCHER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHIT, and making fun of a WOODPECKERSHIT horrible disorder is (not) MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHIT time.

Best JACKASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PUNANI” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply

As RIVER CRABS SUCK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an LHASA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of VOTE degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing PRINCE PHILIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DIMETHYL GLYCOL byproduct of your CHINA IS CAPITALIST capitalist society VOTE.

Li Chiang “AAAAAAAAA!” Wen

P.S. DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! Regards to Andrew TITS & DICKS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

Mr. janitor

The SPIC bastard who wrote this article. You can DICKFACE punch him if you JAP want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough SALISBURY problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKING JUMP! saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my SEMEN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CHOLERA IS FUN! to JERK OFF cure CUNTRAG the DAMN IT Tourette's DYKE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DICK CHICKEN for GOOK Tourette's CUM Syndrome CRAPMUNCHER is WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! following SPUNK these ABO rules ARSE in SON OF A BITCH order:

  • 1: Avoid SCUMBAG immature HOLY DUMB FUCK little BULLSHIT kids,
  • 2: Count to BULLSHIT within SHITHEAD 10 GOD DAMMITseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BOOBS FUCKWIT TOWELHEAD nor HO talk,
  • 4: Tell TITTIES yourself you ARSE don't KRAUT have ASSHOLE this SPANK THE MONKEY disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PICKANINNY WITH NASTY TRANNY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PEDOPHILIA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

CRAPPY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER CHICKEN FRIES RAT'S ASS HADJI WARNER MUSIC GROUP JIZZ SHITFACE SCUMBAG

HOT GRITS SHITTY JACKASS ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK WHORE BITCH DICK CHICKEN FLYING RAT'S ASS WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! CRAPFUCKER CHOAD BUTTFUCKER FELLATIO MILF SPANK THE MONKEY FELLATIO DOUCHETITS ASS FASCIST WANKER SHITFUCKER CUNTRAG FUCKFACE SHITE WANK BIRD IN THE HOUSE HELL BULLSHIT GARBAGE DAY! POOPY POLAK WANKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASSWIPE NIPPLES FUCKTARD BULLSHIT JOHNNY DIPSHIT CRACKER ANAL CUNT CHINK TWAT JOHNNY FUCKING BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHITCUNTING SHITFUCKER HADJI NEGRO DOUCHEBAG SPIC BOB SAGET HELL DICK IN A BOX GRIS DICKFACE TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS POLESMOKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! COCKGOBLIN STEVE BALLMER BUTTFUCKER SHITE FROG ORGASM SHIT JACKASS NECROPHILIA BASTARD FIRECROTCH ART METAL PRODUCTS HELLFIRE GOBSHITE PISS ARTIST DAMMIT WANK MILF BORDER HOPPER FAGGOT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASS BIRD SHIT FUCKHEAD BUTT PIRATE WANK DONKEY DICK TOURETTE'S IS FUN CARPET MUNCHER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT MONKEY'S UNCLE ABO DUMBASS PISS ARTIST ASSFACE KAFFIR CHRISTHUMPER BOOBS FUCKSTAIN COCKSTUFFER CHIGGER JACKASS GOBSHITE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TITTYWANK SHIT FUCKFACE SHIT SHIT BALLS BALL SACK FEMADOM BARBRA STREISAND DICKHEAD HELL CUNTYMINTS FUCK SHITE FUCKFACE SUGARTITS RUSTY TROMBONE SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? PUSSY HELL HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS JAP WIGGER GOOK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WALRUS SHIT GRINGO ANAL JACKASS SHIT BOOBS ASSHOLE SHIT CRACKER SHIT HELL MAMA MIA TWAT JACK ABRAMOFF SEX BLOWJOB FIRECROTCH FRAK SHITSKIN CLEMEN SHIT COCKGOBLIN CUNNILINGUS MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM O CANADA TOURETTE'S SYNDROME WANK SHITFACE CRAPPY MALARKY ASSHOLE TWAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKFACE MICK DAMN MOTHERFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS CHIGGER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DONKEY PUNCHER SHITSLINGING TOTAL SHITTY YID DAMN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WOODPECKERSHIT BORDER HOPPER PORCUPINE'S BALLS BEAVER FUCKHEAD RAT'S COCK ASSHOLE JIGGABOO ARSEBADGERS FROG WOP SIGMUND FREUD BLOWJOB [EXPLETIVE] CONDOMS RAGHEAD BUTT-HEAD DOUCHETITS DICKLICK WANKER [expletive deleted] HELL BULLCRAP CHOLERA IS FUN! BRITNEY I WILL END YOU! ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK BALL SACK JAP CHOAD DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT JUNGLE BUNNY BIG FOOT GANGBANG COCK FAG CHOAD SHITE PISS ARTIST PIG HOMO TWAT POMMIE PISS OFF TITTIES CRACKER WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! NIGGER FUCKTARD SHIT SLOPE DAMN COCKSHITTER PISS PRICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! INCEST ASSHAT SHITFACE RAT'S COCK SNUFF PORN TITS [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE DUMBASS KAFFIR HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK ORGASM WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! ASSHOLE ASSHAT WANKER BASTARD GENITALIA PENIS DIPSHIT NIPPLES BITCH FUCKFACE COCKSMOKER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS CUNTRAG DUMBASS DICKHEAD SHITHEAD DICKFACE POLESMOKER DONKEY DICK WOP NIPPLES BLUMPKIN PIG MOTHERFUCKER TAMPONS VENEREAL DISEASE I'LL RAPE YOU ANAL ASSHOLE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PORCH MONKEY CHOLERA IS FUN! DICK TIMBER NIGGER RAGHEAD SHIT LIKE A HORSE ADMINS ARE GAY SHITFUCKER CUNTRAG BUGGER OFF JACK OFF MOTHERFUCKER SHITE FELLATIO SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DICK BULLSHIT FUCKTARD BITCH SHITE HAIL SATAN! PENIS ASS BUTT PIRATE TURD FUCKTARD MILF CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNT ASSHOLE SHITTY CONAN O'BRIAN FRED PHELPS I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST PISS WANKSPLAT SAGGY TITS FELCHING POMMIE FUCKSTAIN CHOAD JOHN ELWAY DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK OFF DAMMIT CRAP JELLY BEANS SHIT DUMBASS JACK OFF URINE-GARGLING GOOK FUCKHEAD FIST FUCK RAT'S ASS WANK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SAGGY TITS FUCKING 30 CASES OF PICKLES SPIC WOP FUCKSTAIN D'OH CHOAD 666 CRAPFUCKER FUCKER PISS ARTIST LAKE TITICACA CUNT FUCKER JACKASS SHIT SHITSLINGING FUCKING GOD DAMMIT ADMINS ARE GAY BITCH BASTARD SAND NIGGER FUCKER LET'S SHIT SEX FUCK WANKER CRAPPY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! LET'S SHIT BASTARD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JACKASS DOUCHE FUCKSTAIN DILDO COCKGOBLIN CHOLERA IS FUN! FUCKING TITTYWANK GENITALIA DAMN FUCKWIT MACACA PEARL NECKLACE FUCKWIT CUNT JELLY BEANS ANAL DIABETES ASSWIPE ASSWIPE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WIENER MARY WHITEHOUSE NEOPETS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE WANK SHAKOPEE COCKSUCKER YOU WANKER PISS OFF PUSSY DICKFACE BLOWJOB DIPSHIT HELLFIRE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SPICY CUNT FUCK FLYING FUCK TRANNY ASS NIGNOG ORGASM FUCKWIT ASSHOLE ASS DAMN RAGHEAD HORSE PENIS CLUSTER FUCK ASSCRACK DONKEY PUNCHER BUTTFUCKER DOUCHEBAG BONER DICK TITS CHENEY SLOPE DUMBASS MARGARET THATCHER SHIT SCROTUM WIGGER CHING CHONG CHINK BUGFUCK WHORE YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER THONG TASTER PUSSY HOSER WANK SHITE TITWANK SON OF A BITCH FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS OFF HOT GRITS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BUGGER ASSWIPE ASS SACRAMENTO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RECTUM RAIDER PEDOPHILIA MOLDY TITS MASTURBATION PEARL NECKLACE SHIT RAPE BUGFUCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TITS & DICKS THONG TASTER BITCH BUTT PIRATE CRAPPY BUGFUCK CUM INCEST BLISTERING BARNACLES PIECE OF SHIT TAMPONS PISS ARTIST PISS CLUSTER FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! TONY LA RUSSA CHENEY POLAK MOCKIE DICKLICK JIGGABOO ASSHOLE CLIT SHIT TIT SPRINKLES TACO BANGKOK CONDOMS JACKASS BASTARD HELLFUCKER TRANNY PEARL NECKLACE BUTTFUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ANAL DIABETES suck my mothers GOBSHITE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM RICK MORANIS CLEVELAND STEAMER HEIL HITLER! DUMBASS GOD DAMN BUTT PIRATE REDNECK PAKI FUCKER GOD DAMN SHITSLINGING BUGFUCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SEX PENISPENISPENIS!!! DICK IN A BOX O KURWA! GOATSE KIKE CUNT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITCOCK FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU FUCK CHOAD [EXPLETIVE] JACK OFF SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU ASS FASCIST BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink 666 TITS & DICKS suck my mothers NEGRO YID FUCK YOU NAZI DOT HEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK SHIT PISS OFF JACKASS CUNTBUCKET TWAT CUNT CHOAD CLUSTER FUCK BALL SACK CUNTRAG FUCKING JUMP! HAIL SATAN! TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DOUCHE NAZI JOHN SMILEY FACE DUMBASS DAMN CRAPMUNCHER ASSFACE BIRD SHIT YOU WANKER SHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASSHAT ASSWIPE SHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PENIS RAT'S COCK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CUNT BENCH PRESS GENITALIA CUNT LAPPER CRAPFUCKER GOAT DICK RAPE SAND NIGGER HOMO BENCH PRESS POMMIE BUKKAKE BULLSHIT suck my mothers WALRUS SHIT WANKER ASSFACE BALLS WOODPECKERSHIT COCKSUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS BIGNOSE SCUMBAG WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! I'LL RAPE YOU RAPE SACRAMENTO FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNT NIGGER BASTARD ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST SAND NIGGER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITFACE GANGBANG PISS NIGNOG GANGBANG ASSRAPING MASTURBATION FUCKWIT TIT SPRINKLES Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive POWERSHIT and with the CUNT and his POLACK of girraffes in which FELCHING while reading about SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See CARPET MUNCHER also

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