Tourette's Syndrome
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“One time a guy with Tourettes Syndrome edited this article and it was the most pleasant thing I've ever read!”
~ Happytimes on fucking shit balls irony.
Tourette's FUCK syndrome is a neurological SHIT or ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKING A characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TITTYWANK, sudden DYKE m-m-m-m-m-movements COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS or ASSCRACK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WIENER in the same FUCKING repeated FUCKBAG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE include echolalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TOURETTE'S SYNDROME by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat YOUR MOM words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITFACE FUCKFACE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASS utterFUCKance of socially FUCK objectionable words).
DOUCHE Tourette's is DIPSHIT not to be CLUSTER FUCK confused with BASTARD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread annoying SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH chronic condition which involves DOUCHEBAG random SEX disorientation, culturally-POMMIE-inappropriate SECOND BALLS clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to speak the local DOUCHEBAG language, CHIGGER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NIGNOG ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced with endless tacky WALRUS SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive YOU ARE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU! quantities DOG FUCKER of DILDO garbage.
[edit] A FUCK YOU Polite Note to the VENEREAL DISEASE Author:
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just needed to get that out of my SMOKE MY POLE!!! system.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about OSTRICH MY ASS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of TITTIES Tourrette's sufferers FUCKFACE swear. You can PISS ARTIST blame television, blame GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK TV, for always focusing on the ASS bad side of a terrible GOD DAMMIT thing.
- The main JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MOZILLA FIREFOX involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NIGNOG' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PISS knee WOODPECKERSHIT jerk.
- Tourettes is WANK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing BOB SAGET matter. It causes SHIT children to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKWIT school for FUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHUT UP, MEG! sufferers to become BALL SACK manically depressed and BATHING SUIT AREA commit WIGGER suicide.
- There is no CHAV cure, and the WIGGER drugs that are available to, "calm" the DOUCHE tics often have adverse YOU WANKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSHOLE perodol" which caused my entire CHICKEN SHIT body to go CUNNILINGUS numb and PENIS ON A STICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than HELL it is without the PISS OFF drug.
I am an active member of a GRINGO tourette syndrome YOU ARE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BITCH the IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! swearing" disorder, because it is DAMN IT much much (hand spasms) more.
I am WARNER MUSIC GROUP sorry for STEVE BALLMER "hi-jacking" your PIGFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DOUCHE NAZI this that really CHICKEN SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a CUNT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CONDOMS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be INBRED, and making fun of a ANAL horrible disorder is (not) YOU WANKER funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE for your SHITSLINGING time.
Best TESTICLE CHOKE regards,
Phillip “CHOAD” Baker
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Bitch! I love you!
[edit] Michael Jackson FUCK has FUCK FUCKED his BOB SAGET
FUCK this FUCK salt, FUCK! FUCK I saw Michael FUCKING Jackson ASS ASS ASS touch Miranda Cosgrove, SHIT! GO START your ORAL SEX! GOD DAMMIT, I WIPED MY ASS with your DICK!!!! I have to sit around in this HELL HOLE while you stare at your ASS and PLAY WITH YOUR TITS!!! SHIT!!!!!
[edit] A mainland Chinese MAO ZEDONG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply
As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONGOLIANS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHT WING degenerate capitalist culture in those TANK MAN countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHIST MONK in countries VOTE leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SLITTY EYES byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!.
Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen
P.S. YOU WANKER Regards to Andrew SHIT Shi. You cunt.
[edit] A Zimbabwean UNITED KINGDOM reply
As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?
Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK SALT!
[edit] Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
[edit] Other VAGINA symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet.
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Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HELL saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my FUCKING JUMP! intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!
[edit] How to CUNT cure the CHINK Tourette's Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment for GOBSHITE Tourette's Syndrome is FUCK following these DILDO rules in HO order:
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- 1: Avoid SHITFACE immature little kids,
- 2: Count to CUM within GOD DAMN 10 seconds,
- 3: Do not open your BARBRA STREISAND mouth nor CAPTAIN CRUNCH talk,
- 4: Tell JOHNNY yourself you TWAT don't VAGINA have this FLYING FUCK disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WITH NASTY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE!
[edit] An Uncyclopedia admin reply
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[edit] See AY-AY-AY also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- DAMN
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is I WILL KILL YOU! funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BALLS subject. If you do not find it funny PISS, it is probably because you are an INBRED BASTARD ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA joke loses its humour DOUCHETITS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ignorant, then you wouldn't have TITS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! GOD DAMN DAMN YOUR MOM WHORE NIPPLES!!!!! |
[edit] Tourettes guy not dead
He is not dead, infact i live next to his house, he isn't actually bad guy, he is very nice
anyway PISS!!!!!
