Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder JOHNNY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK, sudden FEMADOM m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PRICK or FUCKING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSHOLE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RAT'S COCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSHOLE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WHITE POWER PISS OFF MY ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNT utterFUCKance of socially WANK objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK television programs to address BASTARD Tourette's syndrome.

COCKSUCKER Tourette's is DAMN not to be ASSHOLE confused with ABO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOD DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JERK OFF random FUCKHEAD disorientation, culturally-DICKHEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth COCKSTUFFER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local STUDENT MOVEMENT language, PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! EMO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SACRAMENTO souvenir shoppes and massive ART METAL PRODUCTS quantities CHOAD of ANAL DIABETES EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA garbage.

Darnit.

A JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS Polite Note to the HELL Author:

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The COCK Tourette's JOHNNY Research Institute was FLYING RAT'S ASS founded to FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ALF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SOD OFF article FUCKFACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DUMBASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKFACE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about VAGINA Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUCKSTAIN Tourrette's sufferers BALLS swear. You can CLUSTER FUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame RAPE TV, for always focusing on the HADJI bad side of a terrible MARCH OF FLAMES thing.
  • The main FUCKTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are COCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BITCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS knee ASSHAT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BUGFUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WOP school for KIKE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ART METAL PRODUCTS sufferers to become NIPPLES manically depressed and LET'S SHIT commit SHIT suicide.
  • There is no CUNTRAG cure, and the BITCH drugs that are available to, "calm" the BITCH tics often have adverse PEDOPHILIA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SUCK MY DICK perodol" which caused my entire AUTOFELLATIO body to go BOLLOCKS numb and BOOBIES basically made it NIGGA! worse than RAT'S ASS it is without the SHITTY drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKBAG tourette syndrome CRAP association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JIZZ the PIECE OF SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "SHITTY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CLUSTER FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BULLCRAP sorry for CUNT "hi-jacking" your FLYING RAT'S ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like I WILL KILL YOU! this that really BUNG-HOLE annoys me. I am working towards a NIGNOG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BEAVER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PISS UP MY ARSE, and making fun of a SHITCOCK horrible disorder is (not) DAMN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITHEAD time.

Best FEMADOM regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MOTHERFUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FIREWALLS reply

As GOVERNMENT FILTERS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PRINCE PHILIP Westerners show is not an KOREA LOVER effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT RIOTS degenerate capitalist culture in those HUMAN RIGHTS countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT RIOTS in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a KOREA LOVER byproduct of your CHINA IS CAPITALIST capitalist society BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” Wen

P.S. BULLSHIT Regards to Andrew JUSTIN BIEBER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

Mr. janitor

The FELCHMONKEY bastard who wrote this article. You can BITCH punch him if you POWERSHIT want to.

As a CECIL JOHN RHODES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article. We have enough BRITAIN problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock UNITED KINGDOM offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with CECIL JOHN RHODES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ANUSCAKE saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my RAT'S ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CRAPMUNCHER to ASS LICKER cure NAZI the CHOAD KISSER Tourette's SPANK THE MONKEY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMN for FALSE BENSON Tourette's PISS OFF Syndrome GOATSE is PENIS following GYPSY these PISS OFF MY ASS rules YID in DICK order:

  • 1: Avoid TITS & DICKS immature CUNT little MOTHERFUCKER kids,
  • 2: Count to TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! within ASSHAT 10 PISSseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BULLSHIT JUSTIN BIEBER WANK nor FUCK talk,
  • 4: Tell BITCH yourself you ASS don't JERK OFF have FUCK this SEX disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK RAGHEAD WITH NASTY PORCH MONKEY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SPUNK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

GREASER BUTT-HOLE FUCKTARD DOUCHING CONAN O'BRIAN DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE EAT MY SHIT! PENIS MAMA MIA BUGFUCK

SHITFACE BITCH DICKHEAD HELL INJUN GYPSY SPANK THE MONKEY CUNT WHITE POWER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MOTHERFUCKER FUCK HORSE PENIS FUCKHEAD BULLCRAP FLYING RAT'S ASS WANK SHITBALLS HONKY JERK OFF PISS WHITE POWER MOZILLA FIREFOX COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK HELL CHIGGER LAKE TITICACA DAMN WANKSPLAT DICK IN A BOX ASSHOLE FROG'S FAT ASS CHOAD STUDENT MOVEMENT PENIS ON A STICK SPICY CUNT FUCK DUMBASS SHITE SHITFUCKER ASSCRACK GOD BLESS AMERICA TITS SOD OFF FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITFACE LOLCAT DUMBASS JIZZ FUCKWIT FUCKTARD BENSON SUCKS SHITHEAD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITE BLUMPKIN SHIT GREASER I'LL RAPE YOU SHITE BASTARD ASS MICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON BALL SACK CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNT FUCKING JACKASS WILLY WONKA FASHION BUG DARTH VADER DAMN MILF CLEVELAND STEAMER TURD BALLS FALSE BENSON BASTARD STUDENT MOVEMENT HELL WIGGER FUCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! MASTURBATION DUNE COON HO GOOK JESSE McCARTNEY GO COUNT YOUR DICK SCUMBAG BOB SAGET TAMPONS SHIT DAMN BONER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SPUNK FUCKTARD HELL WIGGER REDSKIN WOP WALRUS SHIT SHITSLINGING MASTURBATION WHITE POWER FUCKING DICK IN A BOX SPIC SHIT SHAKOPEE ORGASM FUCKHEAD WIENER ARSE ASSHAT BOOBS WANK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DUNE COON PRICK SHITFACE VAGINA GOD DAMMIT TITTIES NORTH KOREA BULLSHIT SMEG WANK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FRIG WETBACK TWAT JOHNNY MASTURBATION ASS DOUCHE CRAP ON A STICK SHITHEAD NIGNOG BUTTFUCKER RAT'S ASS WANKSPLAT GIVING HEAD FUCK YOU SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PISS ARTIST ASSCRACK SON OF A BITCH BOON DAMN DICKHEAD FLYING FUCK BOOBS CRAP ON A STICK DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT SOD OFF DONGSHOVER FUCKSTAIN CLEMEN BEAVER FIRECROTCH WHORE PRICK CUNNILINGUS SCROTUM HELL FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FLYING FUCK BOOBS TESTICLE CHOKE SHIT GOOK PEARL NECKLACE DOG FUCKER DAMN IT GOD DAMN I WILL KILL YOU! BLOWJOB SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SCUMBAG POLAK ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TAMPON IN MY ASS POMMIE MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD KISSER DOUCHE SHIT P'KANG MONKEY BALLS I RAPE WALRUSES! JACK OFF BUTTFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY DIPSHIT FUCK DICK TITS SPUNK BITCH BITCH JUSTIN BIEBER TENTACLE RAPE DONKEY DICK ORGASM ASS SMEG FLYING RAT'S ASS DICK WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK OFF O CANADA SAND NIGGER WALRUS SHIT CUNTSWILLING DUMBASS TACO FUCKHEAD FUCK SON OF A BITCH HELL DAMN IT HONKY CUNNILINGUS ASSWIPE ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FRIG BUGGER OFF GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FEMADOM NEGRO DUMBASS SCUMBAG SCROTUM PUSSY FELCHING BOB SAGET MICK SHITSLIDE FUCKFACE DAMN AUTOFELLATIO PEDOPHILIA CUNT LAPPER FUCKTARD ASS PAKI TWISTY VAGINA FUCKSTAIN MALARKY BLISTERING BARNACLES EPIDIDYMIS THIS IS A RARE SWEAR FUCKING WIENER ASS NIGGER FUCK DAMN DOG FUCKER TIT SPRINKLES ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP YOU WANKER DICKHEAD SHITSKIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BULLSHIT BOOBIES SPANK THE MONKEY DICK INBRED HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKTARD FUCK DUMBASS SHITCOCK DILDO SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSBANDIT DARTH VADER BASTARD TITS DOM DeLUISE ASS BONG PISS OFF FIST FUCK JACKASS SHIT SHITPISSER CHICKEN SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS TWAT SPIC PEARL NECKLACE ASS FUCK OFF CUNTSWILLING CUNT RONNIE CORBETT FRENCH TICKLER SPIC TESTICLE CHOKE HELL ASSRAPING FUCKFACE VENEREAL DISEASE [expletive deleted] [Insert swear here] TITTYWANK BALLS FUCKING REBECCA BLACK SHIT ASSHAT FIST FUCK FUCKHEAD PUSSY CUNT TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSFACE POMMIE WEHATEMARIO POMMIE BASTARD FUCKING SHITTY DICKLICK CUNNILINGUS FRITZ SHITTY WOODPECKERSHIT BULLSHIT NECROPHILIA FUCK YOU BUTTFUCKER DELICIOUS CAKE CUM DOG FUCKER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME WETBACK JAP I'LL RAPE YOU GOBSHITE POMMIE SHITTY JOHN SMILEY FACE DONGSHOVER FELLATIO WIGGER DAMN IT SAGGY TITS CHIGGER FUCKSTAIN ASS SHIT SACRAMENTO SHITCUNTING FUCKFUCKFUCK HOMO HO CUM TITS & DICKS ASSHAT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSWIPE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS VENEREAL DISEASE BULLSHIT PIECE OF SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASS ANAL SHIT BITCH TIT SPRINKLES SCROTUM SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM NI SHIT DAMNATION FLYING FUCK SHITTY FUCKSTAIN CRAPFUCKER NAZI ASSHAT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SPIC NIGGER WHITE POWER JUSTIN BIEBER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCK DAMMIT MILF IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ROSIE O'DONNELL CUM SPUNK SHITCUNTING FUCKER MONKEY SHIT SHITHEAD SEMEN TITS PUSSY BUKKAKE DOUCHING DOUCHETITS INBRED BOON CUNT CHRISTHUMPER HENTAI SAND NIGGER MONKEY SHIT PORCH MONKEY ASSWIPE GOBSHITE BORDER HOPPER YOU WANKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHIGGER FEMADOM SHITTY PENIS ON A STICK FUCKING JUMP! ASS FASCIST FLYING RAT'S ASS WIENER YOU WANKER BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITHEAD ASS FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT REBECCA BLACK WANK WANKSPLAT BITCH DAMN CHIGGER DOUCHE REDSKIN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCK YOU GOBSHITE CUNTRAG PORCH MONKEY PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUGGER OFF PIG ARSE CUNT FELCHING PISS OFF MY ASS SPIC DAMN ASS MARY WHITEHOUSE DARTH VADER WILLY WONKA WIENER PISS OFF [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DAMMIT JACK OFF FUCKING A HELLFUCKER RAPE COMMUNIST DILDO JACKASS SHIT HOT GRITS DYKE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKTARD FUCK VAGINA NIPPLES FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PUNANI CUNT DOODIE HEAD BELLEND SHITFUCKER BULLSHIT DAMN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK EARS OF CHRIST TITTIES FUCKFACE ASSWIPE ASSFACE [EXPLETIVE] FUCKER HORSE PENIS ASSRAPING BITCH DIPSHIT FELLATIO FUCKSTAIN PUNANI PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! BELGIUM POOPY CHOAD KISSER DICKLICK BELLEND NIPPLES FUCK WIENER SHITBALLS ASSWIPE TAMPONS PISS OFF JAP YOU WANKER VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON TRANNY GIVING HEAD SLOPE COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PEARL NECKLACE ASSRAPING PAKI SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BEANER SHITFUCKER SHITE HOMO FLYING FUCK BOLLOCKS SPIC SHIT POLAK CHICKEN SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKFACE COMMUNIST DILDO FLYING FUCK ASSHAT FUCKING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CLUSTER FUCK HELLFUCKER SHITFUCKER DICKFACE CHINK PEEPEE DILDO FUCKSTAIN HORSE SHIT EARS OF CHRIST WANK KRAUT RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN DAMN BOOBIES MICK PEDOPHILIA JIZZ DILDO NIGGER SHITE SHITTY KAFFIR FIST FUCK ASS PRICK INBRED PISS ARTIST REBECCA BLACK SHITCUNTING FUCK DUMBASS WETBACK CLEMEN SHIT LIKE A HORSE DONALD RUMSFELD DOG SHIT CLIT CRACKER FAGGOT TITS & DICKS MONKEY SHIT CLUSTER FUCK PEDOPHILIA BEAVER WANKSPLAT GOATSE FUCKING A JIGGABOO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BASTARD WOP CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN IT GOD DAMMIT YID SHITE FUCK YOU GIVING HEAD DAMN CHIGGER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BOOBIES and with the FELLATIO and his FELLATIO of girraffes in which GANGBANG while reading about PISS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See GOD DAMMIT also

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