Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without CRAPPY comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FROG neurochemical FUCK disorder LOGJAMMER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JACK ABRAMOFF, sudden CLEMEN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKING JUMP! or BLISTERING BARNACLES vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GANGBANG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CLIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FRITZ include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CRAPFUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JUNGLE BUNNY COCKSTUFFER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BORDER HOPPER utterFUCKance of socially FUCKING A objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CRAP television programs to address POOPOO Tourette's syndrome.

MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's is CHICKEN SHIT not to be PISS confused with GOBSHITE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HORSE SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SOD OFF random SCROTUM disorientation, culturally-FALSE BENSON-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CROTCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MOTHERFUCKER language, DICK IN A BOX and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITE YOU WANKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITSKIN souvenir shoppes and massive CUNT quantities CUNNILINGUS of ANAL DIABETES SACRAMENTO garbage.

Darnit.

A GO HOME AND DIE Polite Note to the PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Author:

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The GOD DAMN Tourette's DIPSHIT Research Institute was STUDENT RIOTS founded to FUCKFACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WANK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MOCKIE article SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NAZI I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RAT'S ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ARSE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of PISS ARTIST Tourrette's sufferers GREASER swear. You can ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASS TV, for always focusing on the SPIC bad side of a terrible JACKASS thing.
  • The main TITS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DUNE COON involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HO knee BLISTERING BARNACLES NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FLYING RAT'S ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SOD OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at COCKSTUFFER school for I'LL RAPE YOU something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CRAPMUNCHER sufferers to become SHITHEAD manically depressed and PICKANINNY commit GO COUNT YOUR DICK suicide.
  • There is no IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK cure, and the FUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the SIGMUND FREUD tics often have adverse BUTT PIRATE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAMN perodol" which caused my entire DIPSHIT body to go BORDER HOPPER numb and DAMMIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than BELLEND it is without the QUEEF drug.

I am an active member of a JACKASS tourette syndrome CUNT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNTYMINTS the ANAL DIABETES public view of Tourettes as a "NAZI swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HOT GRITS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WEHATEMARIO sorry for PISS "hi-jacking" your TITTIES entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like LOLCAT this that really SPIC annoys me. I am working towards a DONKEY PUNCHER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DUMBASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DUMBASS, and making fun of a BITCH horrible disorder is (not) TWO-INCH PENIS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your COCK time.

Best RAPE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FAG” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply

As TIANENMEN SQUARE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROXY SITES Westerners show is not an DEMOCRACY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT RIOTS countries. When showing GRASS MUD HORSE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust HUMAN RIGHTS in countries WIKIPEDIA leadership, those problems does not SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your PROTESTS capitalist society TIBET.

Li Chiang “POISON IN TOOTHPASTE” Wen

P.S. EMO Regards to Andrew CLIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DON'T HAVE AIDS reply

Mr. janitor

The CLEMEN bastard who wrote this article. You can BULLSHIT punch him if you ALEX TREBEK want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this BRITAIN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the AY-AY-AY saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my PEARL NECKLACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How SHITFUCKER to FROG'S FAT ASS cure LET'S SHIT the TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS Tourette's BORDER HOPPER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment KIDDY FIDDLER for ART METAL PRODUCTS Tourette's DAMMIT Syndrome TAMPONS is PIECE OF SHIT following NIGGER these FUCK OFF rules FUCKHEAD in MICK order:

  • 1: Avoid DAMN IT immature LET'S SHIT little SHITTY kids,
  • 2: Count to CUNT within DICK TITS 10 HELLseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BLISTERING BARNACLES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RAT'S COCK nor BRITNEY talk,
  • 4: Tell TRANNY yourself you LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD don't PEDOPHILIA have CRAP ON A STICK this FUCKFACE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASSFACE WITH NASTY HATE HATE HAT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DIPSHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

JACK ABRAMOFF SEMEN PORCH MONKEY PIG BONG BRUSH MA TEETH FROG VAGINA SEX SHOOP DA WHOOP

CRACKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! JERK OFF DIPSHIT FUCKTARD CHINK BALLS CUNT JOHN ELWAY PORCH MONKEY SHITTY PRICK HADJI SHIT FUCK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DICKHEAD FUCK CUNT FUCKBAG TWAT CUNT TENTACLE RAPE CLIT SHITHEAD BITCH SHIT FUCKFACE PENIS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DEVELOPERS! MASTURBATION FUCKTARD MOLDY TITS MALARKY LIMEY GO HOME AND DIE CUNTBUCKET KIDDY FIDDLER PENISBIRD PRICK CRAP ON A STICK BALL SACK BUTT PIRATE CRACKER FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD ASS 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 BOLLOCKS DICK TOSSER FEWMETS SHITBALLS O KURWA! ASSHAT SHITE SHITFUCKER CLEMEN SHITFACE CUNT CRAPPER RAPE RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH ASSCRACK COCKGOBLIN FUCK POWERSHIT DUNE COON GOOK CHOAD WINDOWS VISTA FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER PISS DOODIE HEAD BUKKAKE SOD OFF TONY LA RUSSA POLAK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH OH SHI– FUDGEPACKER SHITE DAMN IT CONDOMS ASSWIPE RECTUM RAIDER MARGARET THATCHER SHITSLINGING CUM BITCH GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE BLISTERING BARNACLES DUMBASS FOUR-EYES BOOBS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CRAPPY TOSSER RAPE DAMN HENTAI ASSFACE ASSHOLE RONNIE CORBETT HELL PISS ARTIST EXTRA LONG PENIS DONKEY DICK RAPE FUDGEPACKER VAGINA BEAVER SHITTY CLUSTER FUCK SHITFACE PIGFUCKER TRANNY FELCHMONKEY CUNT TOWELHEAD DESU GIVING HEAD TRANNY SHITCOCK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU COMMUNION WAFER SPANK THE MONKEY LAKE TITICACA TITMOUSE BASTARD JUSTIN BIEBER HELLFIRE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! WALRUS SHIT REDSKIN CHICKEN SHIT FRITZ DICKHEAD GANGBANG SHITTY CLUSTER FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CLUSTER FUCK CHOAD HOSER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! COCK WIGGER RAGHEAD WIKIPEDIA TWISTY VAGINA ABO QUEEF GREASER EDITABLE DYK BUGFUCK DAMN ASSHAT TITTYWANK DOG SHIT DOUCHETITS JACK ABRAMOFF SPUNK NEGRO NIGNOG FEMADOM ARFENHOUSE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BUTT PIRATE NECROPHILIA CHOAD KISSER PISS UP MY ARSE FRIG SHAKOPEE FU SPANG SHITTY DAMNATION JIGGABOO BATHING SUIT AREA SHITHEAD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKING A FUCK COMMUNION WAFER SCUMBAG YOU WANKER RAPE BITCH FUCKTARD TRANNY BITCH ASSHAT CUNT MOLDY TITS FUCKING GOOK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FASHION BUG COCK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FU SPANG FLAMEVIPER CUNT REBECCA BLACK TOWELHEAD NIGGER JOHN ELWAY [expletive deleted] VAGINA INBRED FUCKING A SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE SCUMBAG [expletive deleted] NIGGER FUCKSTAIN [EXPLETIVE] ASSCRACK BASTARD INBRED WIKIPEDIA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITE YOU WANKER SHUT UP, MEG! SUCK MY COCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS STUDENT RIOTS CUNT LAPPER DICKHEAD CHRISTHUMPER DICKHEAD FELCHING BRUSH MA TEETH HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! JIZZ CLEMEN BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO CARPET MUNCHER EDITABLE DYK JERK OFF DUMBASS JOHN ELWAY FUCK PEDOPHILIA BITCH WANK TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKING A INCEST GOBSHITE FUCKBAG SEMEN CUNT SEX JAP CUNT BUTTFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD SHIT FUCK SOD JERRY GRINGO WALRUS SHIT TURD CLUSTER FUCK SHITE DOUCHEBAG FUCKFUCKFUCK DICKLICK ASSHAT PEEPEE BULLCRAP NECROPHILIA DUMBASS GUMDROPS TIMBER NIGGER BULLSHIT MARGARET THATCHER ASS SHITHEAD TWO-INCH PENIS TONY LA RUSSA EDITABLE DYK HOSER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FALSE BENSON BOLLOCKS BALL SACK TWAT YOU WANKER FUCK ARSEBADGERS SHIT BULLCRAP BASTARD GOD BLESS AMERICA COMMUNIST DILDO INBRED FUCKING HELL CLEVELAND STEAMER POLAK HELL CUNT WANK FRAK DICKLICK INBRED 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 STUDENT RIOTS INBRED KIKE DAGO ASS SHITSKIN PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE DICKHEAD FUCKBAG FUCK OFF TWISTY VAGINA FUCKWIT VENEREAL DISEASE GOD DAMN HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN THONG TASTER FUCKING CLIT NI ASSCRACK GOD DAMN BORDER HOPPER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE AUTOFELLATIO BALLS BOOBIES ASSCRACK SHIT BOB SAGET ARSE SACRAMENTO COON PISS OFF SHITCUNTING CHICKEN FRIES QUEEF MARY WHITEHOUSE ARSEBADGERS KNOBJOCKEY ASS SHITFACE POOPY TITTIES POTTYMOUTH FUCKER TURD FUCKSTAIN TWISTY VAGINA TOWELHEAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHIT FUCK ASSFACE SHITHEAD WIGGER DOUCHETITS VENEREAL DISEASE VAGINA BOB SAGET DICKHEAD SHITFUCKER SOD SHITE DAMN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CLEMEN BULLSHIT BASTARD FRIG TOWELHEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WANKER FUCK YOU JUSTIN BIEBER PRICK BELGIUM JESSE McCARTNEY SEMEN I'LL RAPE YOU SHITHEAD NIGGER JESSE McCARTNEY CUNNILINGUS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKER BEAVER CHICKEN SHIT SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHIT FUCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TITS & DICKS DIPSHIT HOMO SHITE CHOAD FUCKTARD DAMN NIPPLES WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? COCK YOU WANKER FELCHING SEMEN SHITE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DAMN SHITHEAD PISS COMMUNION WAFER BIRD SHIT SNUFF PORN DAMN SHITE JOHN ELWAY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNT CRAPPER NIGGER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS RAT'S ASS SCROTUM GRINGO CLIT YOGHURT CANNON FUCK YOU COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MONKEY SHIT YOU WANKER SHUT UP, MEG! NIGGER OSTRICH MY ASS WANK SON OF A BITCH SPIC HELL POLAK BOON BLUE PENIS! MALARKY RAT'S ASS DONKEY DICK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY JUNGLE BUNNY PUSSY FUCKTARD FUCKER BOOBIES SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CUNTRAG SCROTUM FUCKWIT ALEX TREBEK SUGARTITS WANK MAMA MIA SEMPRINI ASSHAT FU SPANG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FELCHMONKEY RUSKIE FROG'S FAT ASS CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT GOD DAMN BARBRA STREISAND DICKFACE SEMEN ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FU SPANG CHIGGER ASSRAMMER LOGJAMMER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASSWANKING FAILURE! KRAUT POMMIE SHITSLIDE FUCK YOU NECROPHILIA FREE ELECTIONS DICK TITS JOHNNY FUCKTARD FUCK YOU LENS CRAFTERS PIG ANAL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK YOU BALL SACK SHITFUCKER TITS JIZZ FUCKTARD PEEPEE YOU WANKER FUCK GOD DAMMIT WANK FUCKING JUMP! ORGASM DYKE [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] FUCKING A INBRED SHITCUNTING BIRD SHIT INJUN MASTURBATION SON OF A BITCH JOHNNY COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITHEAD HADJI FAGGOT AUTOFELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING ART METAL PRODUCTS VAGINA FUCK SHITHEAD SUCK MY COCK BULLCRAP DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PISS CUNT DUMBASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SEMEN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHIT SEMEN DIRTY SANCHEZ GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS POTTYMOUTH DIPSHIT NAZI REDNECK TITS DOG FUCKER GENITALIA HORSE SHIT SUCK A BIG DICK SOD WARNER MUSIC GROUP HO NAZI BENCH PRESS COCKSMOKER FUCKING DICK TITS CHOAD JIGGABOO FUCK OFF NIGGER FELLATIO FUCK OFF CLUSTER FUCK TOWELHEAD O KURWA! ASS NIGGER DAGO TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKER DUMBASS CRACKER FRIG FELCHING CAMEL JOCKEY WANK SPANK THE MONKEY ASSHAT JOHN SMILEY FACE GRIS CHOAD FELCHMONKEY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BLUMPKIN DOUCHING PUSSYLICKER PISS GIVING HEAD HAIL SATAN! ASS LICKER FUCKSTAIN BIRD SHIT PEARL NECKLACE SHITSLINGING GOBSHITE [EXPLETIVE] JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITSLINGING CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FLYING FUCK and with the CAMEL JOCKEY and his TITTIES of girraffes in which TOSSER while reading about BALLS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See ASSWANKING FAILURE! also

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