Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or LOGJAMMER neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSCRACK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SEX, sudden DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TITWANK or FUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSHOLE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PENISPENISPENIS!!! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HOMO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SUCK MY DICK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DICKFACE ARSE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKTARD utterFUCKance of socially I'LL RAPE YOU objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICKFACE television programs to address BLISTERING BARNACLES Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKFACE Tourette's is WHORE not to be SHITFUCKER confused with AMERICA ONLINE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MR WINKLER IS GAY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT random GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS disorientation, culturally-SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKING FUCKFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKFACE language, SHITE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places LENS CRAFTERS FENCE JUMPER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky URINE-GARGLING souvenir shoppes and massive HADJI quantities FUCK YOU of ANAL DIABETES WANKSPLAT garbage.

Darnit.

A IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Polite Note to the JIZZ Author:

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The RAINBOWS Tourette's BANGKOK Research Institute was BITCH founded to MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITFUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NIGGER article BENSON SUCKS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NAZI I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WIGGER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HOMO.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TOWELHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of YOU WANKER Tourrette's sufferers RUSTY TROMBONE swear. You can SLOPE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOUCHING TV, for always focusing on the NAZI bad side of a terrible FUCKSTAIN thing.
  • The main WARNER MUSIC GROUP symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK OFF involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or '[expletive deleted]' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NIGGER knee FUCKBAG NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is LOGJAMMER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHING CHONG CHINK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHIT school for FLYING FUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CRACKER sufferers to become FRAK manically depressed and KAFFIR commit JIGGABOO suicide.
  • There is no GOD DAMMIT cure, and the WIENER drugs that are available to, "calm" the JIZZ tics often have adverse FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA perodol" which caused my entire SPUNK body to go WANK numb and FUCK OFF basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOG FUCKER it is without the DIRTY SANCHEZ drug.

I am an active member of a SHITE tourette syndrome SHITFACE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! the FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "MICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TITTIES much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DUMBASS sorry for ASS LICKER "hi-jacking" your CAPTAIN CRUNCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BEAVER this that really GOD DAMMIT annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK YOU better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this UIGURS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PISS ARTIST, and making fun of a suck my mothers horrible disorder is (not) GOD DAMN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK YOU time.

Best PISS OFF MY ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHRISTHUMPER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN BABY FORMULA reply

As MINORITIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an GRASS MUD HORSE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing STUDENT MOVEMENT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TANK MAN in countries DEMOCRACY leadership, those problems does not AMERICA'S GREAT! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIVER CRABS SUCK byproduct of your MELAMINE capitalist society DISSIDENTS.

Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen

P.S. CHENEY Regards to Andrew BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

Mr. janitor

The FELLATIO bastard who wrote this article. You can NIGGER punch him if you CRAP want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “CECIL JOHN RHODES” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PISS saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my BIRD SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CUNT to FUCKFACE cure JOHN ELWAY the TITS & DICKS Tourette's HITLER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment AMERICA ONLINE for SEX Tourette's RAT'S ASS Syndrome I AM CORNHOLIO! is COCKSMOKER following WANKSPLAT these WANKSPLAT rules FUCK in TAMPONS order:

  • 1: Avoid PEDOPHILIA immature FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD little DAMMIT kids,
  • 2: Count to HORSE PENIS within HI, BILLY MAYS HERE 10 GOBSHITEseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your AUTOFELLATIO SHITSLINGING RAPE nor WOP talk,
  • 4: Tell JOHNNY yourself you FUCKING don't FUCKWIT have RICK MORANIS this HELL disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BASTARD WITH NASTY BEAVER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TWISTY VAGINA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

JOHN ELWAY DILDO HELL FUCKHEAD KIKE SHITE FUCK NIGGER PISS OFF NIGGER

NIGNOG DICK BLESSED DAMN SAINT DICKFACE SHITFUCKER BUGGER WIGGER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BATMAN & ROBIN BELGIUM GOD DAMMIT SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JERRY SEX CONDOMS RAINBOWS ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BUGGER COCKSUCKER PENIS ON A BUN BOB SAGET CUNT DAMN PISS ARTIST BULLCRAP PISS OFF MY ASS JERRY WANKER FUCK OFF POMMIE REBECCA BLACK BALL SACK TUBA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BIGNOSE DAMN BOOBS SHITE SCUMBAG ASS FU SPANG CHICKEN FRIES 4CHAN DAMMIT WANK CUNT SHITHEAD LENS CRAFTERS FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER CUM MASTURBATION FUCKFACE GIVING HEAD FUCK I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS BULLSHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKER CUNTRAG BANGKOK PISS ARTIST AMERICA ONLINE PORCH MONKEY MOTHERFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS NIGGER GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN POMMIE BUTTFUCKER CHAV TWO-INCH PENIS FUCK DICKHEAD WARNER MUSIC GROUP CUNT BLUE PENIS! FUCKSTAIN BELGIUM INCEST BEAVER DAMN IT CRAPMUNCHER FUCKWIT SAND NIGGER HELL DAMN O KURWA! PISS CLEVELAND STEAMER DYKE KIKE DICK IN A BOX DONKEY PUNCHER FIST FUCK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? URINE-GARGLING FLAMING ASS BADGER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TAMPONS CLIT DAMN COON FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GANGBANG SHIT FUCKTARD ANUSCAKE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JESSE McCARTNEY GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS NIPPLES BIRD SHIT SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY WANKER JUSTIN BIEBER JACK OFF NI CUM ASSCRACK DUMBASS BUGGER HENTAI SHITCOCK JERK OFF D'OH I'LL RAPE YOU JACKASS SHIT FEMADOM PEARL NECKLACE REDNECK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAT'S ASS NEGRO MOZILLA FIREFOX BEAVER ASS GRINGO FUCKFUCKFUCK PISS OFF MY ASS FRENCH TICKLER DOUCHE NAZI FUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN CUNT MOTHERFUCKER BIGNOSE JACKASS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BULLSHIT O CANADA IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FROG'S FAT ASS GOOK POWERSHIT JOHN ELWAY FUCK YOU ASSHAT SHITHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU VAGINA SHITSLINGING JERRY SHITE CUNT DARTH VADER FEMADOM ASS LICKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CAMEL JOCKEY MOLDY TITS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK POLAK SHITSLINGING CUNT RAINBOWS JAP FELCHING PISS OFF JAP FUCKWIT CUNTSWILLING FUCK WANK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DICKLICK PUSSYLICKER LET'S SHIT SHIT WIKIPEDIA CAMEL FUCKER JACKASS SEX DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BRUSH MA TEETH HOMO GENITALIA FUCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CROTCH [expletive deleted] TACO BASTARD GENITALIA FUCK YOU CONAN O'BRIAN BUTTFUCKER BITCH ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK REBECCA BLACK FROG'S FAT ASS VENEREAL DISEASE DICKHEAD ARSEBADGERS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MOLDY TITS ANUSCAKE ASS MALARKY PISS OFF MY ASS DICK FUCK BUTTFUCKER GANGBANG DICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD RAGHEAD CHAV SEX SEX [Insert silly non-swear here] MY ANUS IS BLEEDING POMMIE POLAK DRAMA LIMEY MOTHERFUCKER CUNTBUCKET YOU WANKER SHITFACE CAPTAIN CRUNCH DELICIOUS CAKE DAMN IT BITCH FELLATIO COON WETBACK JAP HITLER DAMN GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE BONER REDSKIN TURD BITCH PIECE OF SHIT PISSHOLE FRITZ 30 CASES OF PICKLES SOD SHITSKIN DOODIE HEAD ASSRAPING COON PISS OFF MY ASS I WILL END YOU! JACKASS SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CHOAD FUCKTARD DICKLICK GOD DAMN SPICY CUNT FUCK BASTARD NEGRO SHIT LIKE A HORSE INJUN CHRISTHUMPER BUGFUCK WHORE FUCK NIPPLES PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK MOCKIE PISS FELCHING CUNT MASTURBATION ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DICK IN A BOX FUCK CHICKEN FRIES DAMMIT GOD DAMN BUGFUCK UIGURS FUCKWIT SHITBALLS CROTCH I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT PISS OFF MY ASS GENITALIA RAT'S ASS NIPPLES CUNT BUNG-HOLE WANK ARSE BOOBIES PUSSY FUCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES VAGINA WIGGER SIGMUND FREUD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BASTARD CLIT EXTRA LONG PENIS DICKHEAD ASS PIGFUCKER ARSE MILF CHIGGER HELL SHITTY UIGURS MICK DONKEY PUNCHER DONKEY DICK WANKER SNUFF PORN ASSHAT THONG TASTER FELCHING ASS SHITSLINGING BRITNEY HONKY NAZI JACK ABRAMOFF HOMO ASS LICKER CUNTBUCKET INBRED RAINBOWS BONG CAMEL JOCKEY BITCH MONKEY SHIT FUCK LENS CRAFTERS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKTARD COCK FUCK BULLSHIT VAGINA POMMIE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PUSSY DIRTY SANCHEZ SON OF A BITCH JAP WANKSPLAT GIVING HEAD CANNED QUOTE CONDOMS EPIDIDYMIS FUCKSTAIN SHITCUNTING POOPOO CHIGGER DICK FUCKING A CRAPPY MALL SANTA PENIS PRICK CUNT BUKKAKE SUCK MY DICK BELGIUM PISS OFF DOUCHING DEVELOPERS! pen0r CUNT CUNT JACKASS VAGINA FUCKING JUMP! DICKHEAD MALARKY CUNNILINGUS JAP BUKKAKE DOUCHE NAZI WANK FUCKER SHITE DICKHEAD DICK TITS MOZILLA FIREFOX I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! DICK CLEVELAND STEAMER FEWMETS DICK TITS DICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SUCK MY DICK FLYING FUCK FUCK OFF SOD OFF DICK TITS SHITCOCK DAMN IT O CANADA MALL SANTA BUGGER CHICKEN FRIES POMMIE FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER KAFFIR FRAK TITWANK KIDDY FIDDLER LAKE TITICACA FUCK NIGGER PENISBIRD PISS ANAL COCK DAMMIT SEX FELCHMONKEY ANAL DIABETES WIKIPEDIA ASS MONKEY BALLS WIENER FUCK OFF HELL IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MALL SANTA DOM DeLUISE GOATSE SOD NEOPETS STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKHEAD FUCKER DICKHEAD TITWANK SNUFF PORN KIKE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHIT SHITFACE SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD COON I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE BALLS JACK OFF PRICK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BITCH SHITCOCK COCKGOBLIN PENIS FELCHING WANK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE PISS OFF WANK MONKEY'S UNCLE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CUNT MONKEY SHIT BOB SAGET FUCKWIT MASTURBATION COON PENIS BRUSH MA TEETH BOLLOCKS MOTHERFUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER COON HELL ARSEBADGERS ASSWIPE TURD ASSWIPE MACACA ASS ASS TURD SHIT WANK I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE YOU WANKER BOOBS TITS & DICKS HO FUCKING BOLLOCKS WANK VAGINA SHITSLINGING BITCH FEMADOM COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink RAINBOWS MALARKY CRAPFUCKER BRITNEY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 666 MICK SHIT ASS PISS ARTIST BULLSHIT FUCK SOD FLYING FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER SON OF A BITCH NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES KRAUT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DICKFACE ASSHOLE BITCH UIGURS SLOPE BIG FOOT FUCKSTAIN FELLATIO SHITHEAD ASS LICKER TAMPONS FUCKING DICK CHICKEN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK CUNNILINGUS SUITCASE PENIS GOBSHITE DAMN SHITTY SHITHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER COCKSUCKER WOP MARY WHITEHOUSE SCROTUM PISS FUCK CUNNILINGUS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITSLINGING NICARAGUA I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITSLIDE PIECE OF SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BASTARD TITTIES FUCK JACKASS SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE RAT'S ASS SHITCUNTING ASS BALLS CRAP DAMN FUCK DILDO GOOK JESSE McCARTNEY BULLCRAP JENKEM GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT FOUR-EYES SHITFACE ASSCRACK BUNG-HOLE DAMMIT FOUR-EYES FALSE BENSON SHITE Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive RUSKIE and with the RANDY TRAVIS and his CAMEL FUCKER of girraffes in which URINE-GARGLING while reading about BEAVER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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