Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without CRACKER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a SHIT article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or LIMEY neurochemical FUCK disorder O CANADA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PUNANI, sudden CC PLZ m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements RAT'S ASS or EXTRA LONG PENIS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TWAT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BITCH include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DUMBASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKWIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BUTTFUCKER PISS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PORCH MONKEY utterFUCKance of socially SON OF A BITCH objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITHEAD television programs to address JACKASS Tourette's syndrome.

DOG FUCKER Tourette's is ASS LICKER not to be CUNT confused with FUCK OFF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DUMBASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves INCEST random RAT'S ASS disorientation, culturally-JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITE language, FUCKFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FAG TWAT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky POMMIE souvenir shoppes and massive YOU WANKER quantities HELL of ANAL DIABETES SHITBALLS garbage.

Darnit.

A DAGO Polite Note to the FELCHING Author:

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The DICKFACE Tourette's BULLSHIT Research Institute was COCKSUCKER founded to DAMNATION.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have COON Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM article SHITE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CARPET MUNCHER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DAMN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RANDY TRAVIS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JAP Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ASSCRACK Tourrette's sufferers FUCKHEAD swear. You can CRACKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame AUTOFELLATIO TV, for always focusing on the I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS bad side of a terrible WIGGER thing.
  • The main DAMN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNT knee PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FOOTBALL no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TAMPONS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKING FUCKFUCKER school for 30 CASES OF PICKLES something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JACK OFF sufferers to become LIKE FATHER LIKE SON manically depressed and ASS commit PENIS ON A STICK suicide.
  • There is no SHITE cure, and the ASSHAT drugs that are available to, "calm" the CLIT tics often have adverse FUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CLUSTER FUCK perodol" which caused my entire DUMBASS body to go FUCKING numb and FRENCH TICKLER basically made it NIGGA! worse than SEMEN it is without the DAMN drug.

I am an active member of a MALARKY tourette syndrome WANK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNT the VAGINA public view of Tourettes as a "SOD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JACK OFF much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ABO sorry for CRAP "hi-jacking" your I'LL RAPE YOU entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GENITALIA this that really HIGH WAGES annoys me. I am working towards a MICK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MOZILLA FIREFOX, and making fun of a CRAPMUNCHER horrible disorder is (not) TITS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHIGGER time.

Best SHITFACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSCRACK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SLITTY EYES Westerners show is not an 1984 effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those DISSIDENTS countries. When showing POISON IN BABY FORMULA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust INDIA HAS NUKES in countries DISSIDENTS leadership, those problems does not SLITTY EYES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a OPINION byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. DUMBASS Regards to Andrew HADJI Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

Mr. janitor

The BORDER HOPPER bastard who wrote this article. You can ARSE punch him if you DAMN want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter BRITAIN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my PISS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How JOHNNY to SHITPISSER cure DAGO the ABO Tourette's FAG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NAZI for BEAVER Tourette's BEANER Syndrome PEDOPHILIA is CUNT following STRAWBERRY ASS these GOBSHITE rules FUCKTARD in FUCKSTAIN order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCKER immature CANNED QUOTE little WINDOWS VISTA kids,
  • 2: Count to REDNECK within DICKHEAD 10 GENITALIAseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BASTARD TOSSER RAT'S ASS nor PIECE OF SHIT talk,
  • 4: Tell CHENEY yourself you SHIT don't BOOBS have BALL SACK this JAP disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! WITH NASTY KIDDY FIDDLER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

POOPOO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BIRD SHIT TENTACLE RAPE YID CHRISTHUMPER SAMUEL L. JACKSON JAP POLAK JENKEM

PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITSLIDE I WILL END YOU! NIGNOG ASS CHOAD FUCK YOU 666 NIGGER DICKHEAD DAMN COCK PISS OFF DAMN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DICK CHICKEN TACO 30 CASES OF PICKLES COCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HELL DIPSHIT PUNANI TAFFY PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FRED PHELPS HELL ASS ASSCRACK SCROTUM GO HOME AND DIE COMMUNIST DILDO FELLATIO PENIS GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITSLINGING TITTIES DOUCHEBAG PEARL NECKLACE I'LL RAPE YOU DICKFACE BOOBIES WIGGER FUCK RIGHT WING ANAL TITWANK CHIGGER THIS IS SPARTA! HADJI WOMEN'S RIGHTS WANK SON OF A BITCH AUTOFELLATIO MACACA KIKE WIKIPEDIA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HORSE PENIS FASHION BUG FUCKBAG EAT MY SHIT! DAMMIT DOUCHE NAZI PUNANI DAGO ASS CHENEY SHITHEAD BLOWJOB FUCKTARD FUCKER SHITE BOOBIES BIGNOSE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS BALLS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WANKSPLAT NI SHIT RIGHT WING PENIS ON A STICK DOUCHEBAG DOUCHING NEGRO BULLSHIT NIPPLES INBRED CC PLZ DICK IN A BOX DICKHEAD HELLFUCKER BONER RUSTY TROMBONE TAMPONS DAMMIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CUNT DUMBASS DICKFACE CUNT CHIGGER MOLDY TITS CRAPPY TAMPONS THONG TASTER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCK OFF PIG DAMN PEEPEE BIGNOSE FUCKSTAIN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JACKASS GANGBANG FUCK YOU SEX NEGRO CRAPFUCKER [EXPLETIVE] BELGIUM O KURWA! FUCKBAG SOD OFF THONG TASTER 666 WANK BULLSHIT GOATSE NIPPLES SON OF A BITCH DICKFACE WARNER MUSIC GROUP KRAUT NI HOT GRITS HADJI COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CLEVELAND STEAMER DONKEY DICK SHITCOCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BULLSHIT SHITHEAD BLOWJOB SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKER GRAPE PENIS TRANNY BALLS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BUKKAKE JAP YOU WANKER CARPET MUNCHER CUM HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKING BOYCOTT VIACOM! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT TITS & DICKS RAT'S COCK NICARAGUA POMMIE THONG TASTER DUMBASS POLESMOKER SPIC ASSHAT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP GO COUNT YOUR DICK ORGASM PORCUPINE'S BALLS NEGRO FUCKWIT MOTHERFUCKER BORDER HOPPER WANK CHOAD DOG FUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE BITCH PORCH MONKEY TONY LA RUSSA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUM GOD DAMN JACKASS SHIT HATE HATE HAT WANKSPLAT DAGO CUNT CLUSTER FUCK CRAPPY PUSSY CUNTRAG FUDGEPACKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT FUCK CHIGGER INCEST CONDOMS JIGGABOO HITLER FUCKBAG SHITE YOU WANKER SLOPE DICKHEAD D'OH FUCKER HELL SOD CROTCH SHITHEAD FUCK suck my mothers WANKSPLAT GANGBANG NORTH KOREA DICK TITS ASS YOUR MOM NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HELL YOU WANKER FUCK A DUCK CLIT SHITE BUTT PIRATE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PISS BITCH PISS OFF CROTCH FUCK FUCK RAT'S ASS GRIS CUNT OSTRICH MY ASS HELL SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RAT'S ASS WOP SHITTY LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCKING BUGGER OFF SHITSLINGING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS COON SCUMBAG FOOTBALL ASS TWISTY VAGINA FUCKTARD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SUGARTITS CUNT PISS ARTIST KIKE FUCK NICARAGUA FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS SPUNK SHITSLINGING FIRECROTCH DICK IN A BOX DIRTY SANCHEZ POLAK ASSHAT MILF PENIS ARSE I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKING PISS ARTIST JAP INCEST FUCKHEAD BITCH MICK DOUCHEBAG ASSRAPING COON CUNTRAG SHITSKIN YID DYKE OSTRICH MY ASS JIZZ YOU WANKER FRED PHELPS BONER HENTAI PENIS BONG ASS HORSE SHIT DILDO BUTT-HOLE DOT HEAD WIENER FUCK YOU CHENEY DICKHEAD BASTARD JOHN SMILEY FACE I AM CORNHOLIO! DICKHEAD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TITTIES YOUR MOM NI ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITSLINGING CROTCH SHIT CUNT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GYPSY FAG DAMN SAND NIGGER ASSHAT PORCUPINE'S BALLS POMMIE TRANNY DAMN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS INJUN MARGARET THATCHER ART METAL PRODUCTS PENIS WHORE EXTRA LONG PENIS BLUE PENIS! DONKEY DICK GOD DAMN GREASER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BUKKAKE GOAT DICK BUKKAKE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FELLATIO SNUFF PORN FLAMING ASS BADGER DICKHEAD FRED PHELPS PUSSY DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH SHITFUCKER FUCK YOU DONKEY PUNCHER PISS ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PRICK NAZI PEDOPHILIA FUCKFACE MALARKY CLEMEN KIKE CONDOMS COON JACKASS MOZILLA FIREFOX SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN DIPSHIT HOMO LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKFACE BULLSHIT BITCH RUSTY TROMBONE POLESMOKER GENITALIA BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITPISSER JERK OFF GOD DAMN FUCK OFF COCKGOBLIN PRICK GOD BLESS AMERICA GENITALIA CHENEY FELLATIO FUCK YOU BITCH FOUR-EYES FUCK YOU BULLSHIT WHORE FELCHING CLIT TESTICLE CHOKE DAMNATION ANAL DIABETES SHIT CUNT DAMN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CRAP SUCK MY COCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PUSSY DICKHEAD SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WETBACK FUCKFUCKFUCK MASTURBATION BUTTFUCKER DICKFACE TOSSER SUCK MY COCK SCUMBUCKET DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DOUCHING DIRTY SANCHEZ RIGHT WING Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TWAT DICKHEAD FUCK A DUCK MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! DAMN BIRD SHIT DARTH VADER I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS COLGATE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? WANK JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER DILDO RUSKIE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA VENEREAL DISEASE TWAT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CHIGGER NEGRO ASS JACK OFF BASTARD SHITBALLS WIENER GOATSE OH SHI– GYPSY DUMBASS RAGHEAD HELL TWAT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITFACE SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN RIGHT WING CAPTAIN CRUNCH KIDDY FIDDLER REDSKIN FAG TWAT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE RAT'S COCK ROSIE O'DONNELL DAMN IT BIRD SHIT FAGGOT COCK FUCKER TOWELHEAD NAZI PAKI FUCKBAG WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JERK OFF ASS HOMO JERRY THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE POLACK ASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCK AUTOFELLATIO SHITSLINGING BORDER HOPPER CONDOMS FUCK SHITSLINGING SHIT CLUSTER FUCK PENIS ON A STICK PEEPEE FROG'S FAT ASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKSTAIN FUCK PUSSY WILLY WONKA WHORE GOD DAMN SHIT PISS OFF FROG'S FAT ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BASTARD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BASTARD FUCKWIT CUNT pen0r ASSWANKING FAILURE! DOG SHIT TURD DONKEY PUNCHER BELGIUM FUCKHEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNTSWILLING DAMN TRANNY BASTARD PENISFUCK SIGMUND FREUD SHITFACE JIZZ MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FRITZ TITS & DICKS PENISBIRD TWAT BLUMPKIN HORSE SHIT FUCK OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE BLISTERING BARNACLES JOHNNY JACK OFF ASS CUM CUM INCEST YOU WANKER HADJI CHINK HELL GENITALIA BUTTFUCKER DAMMIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASS DAMN FUCK YOU YUKKY DOODY CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM NECROPHILIA FUDGEPACKER ALF HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DICK CHICKEN RAT'S COCK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CUNTRAG FLYING FUCK BUTTFUCKER POTTYMOUTH BOOBS ASSHOLE BULLSHIT SHIT LOLCAT CHIGGER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST VENEREAL DISEASE WANK FAGGOT FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH YOUR MOM CANNED QUOTE SHITSKIN SHIT SPIC MOLDY TITS ASSHOLE BITCH JACKASS RAT'S ASS I'LL RAPE YOU I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GOD DAMMIT and with the NIGGER and his LOLCAT of girraffes in which FELCHING while reading about FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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