Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder KIDDY FIDDLER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL, sudden AUTOFELLATIO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CHICKEN FRIES or DOODIE HEAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PUSSY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HELLFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RUSTY TROMBONE utterFUCKance of socially BASTARD objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASS LICKER television programs to address POLACK Tourette's syndrome.

PUSSY Tourette's is PISS not to be DOT HEAD confused with SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CHOAD random POMMIE disorientation, culturally-BIG FOOT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GRIS language, ASSCRACK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK PAKI of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WHORE souvenir shoppes and massive HELL quantities FUCKTARD of ANAL DIABETES YOU WANKER garbage.

Darnit.

A Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! Polite Note to the HORSE SHIT Author:

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The TENTACLE RAPE Tourette's ASSCRACK Research Institute was PENIS founded to INBRED.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JENKEM Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ABO article Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BULLSHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAMN IT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CLEMEN Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of JACK OFF Tourrette's sufferers GOD DAMMIT swear. You can SHITE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BRITAIN TV, for always focusing on the ASSHOLE bad side of a terrible STEVE BALLMER thing.
  • The main DAMN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NEGRO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WIKIPEDIA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM knee ALEX TREBEK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FELLATIO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHOAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SONNY BILL WILLIAMS school for SHITFACE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JESUS FUCKING CHRIST sufferers to become BARBRA STREISAND manically depressed and COCKSUCKER commit MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS suicide.
  • There is no DIPSHIT cure, and the ASSWIPE drugs that are available to, "calm" the NIHILISM tics often have adverse MOTHERFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICKFACE perodol" which caused my entire FIRECROTCH body to go FUCK numb and SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! it is without the BASTARD drug.

I am an active member of a ASS tourette syndrome ASSHOLE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNTYMINTS the FUCKING public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKING FUCKFUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CRAPPY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! sorry for SAGGY TITS "hi-jacking" your WIGGER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like I'LL RAPE YOU this that really WIGGER annoys me. I am working towards a CUNT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JUNGLE BUNNY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FAGGOT, and making fun of a DYKE horrible disorder is (not) TITS & DICKS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TURD time.

Best WANKSPLAT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DONALD RUMSFELD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TANK MAN reply

As NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GOVERNMENT FILTERS Westerners show is not an SLITTY EYES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TAIWAN degenerate capitalist culture in those INDIA HAS NUKES countries. When showing DIMETHYL GLYCOL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AMERICA'S GREAT! in countries 1984 leadership, those problems does not TIBET occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “DALAI LAMA” Wen

P.S. DAMN Regards to Andrew MOZILLA FIREFOX Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

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The CUNTRAG bastard who wrote this article. You can BITCH punch him if you KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the VAGINA saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my FROG'S FAT ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How DONKEY PUNCHER to DUMBASS cure LIKE FATHER LIKE SON the LOGJAMMER Tourette's LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FROG for VAGINA Tourette's INBRED Syndrome COCKSTUFFER is MARGARET THATCHER following HELL these FEMADOM rules JENKEM in REDNECK order:

  • 1: Avoid MOSES immature FUCKSTAIN little I AM CORNHOLIO! kids,
  • 2: Count to JACKASS SHIT within SHITFUCKER 10 GIVING HEADseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your CHOAD BALLS PENIS nor PISS OFF MY ASS talk,
  • 4: Tell ASSHOLE yourself you INBRED don't ASSFACE have SHITCUNTING this FUCKING disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK YOGHURT CANNON WITH NASTY SHITTY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PISS ARTIST FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

GOD DAMMIT DAMN FRITZ SON OF A BITCH DOUCHING DARTH VADER SCUMBAG JERK OFF MONKEY SHIT BLUMPKIN

CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT INBRED BELGIUM RANDY TRAVIS GOATSE DICK TITS VENEREAL DISEASE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKFACE GOOK FUCKING JUMP! FUCK YOU JIGGABOO FIST FUCK DICK FUCKHEAD GYPSY FUCK YOU CHICKEN SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHOOP DA WHOOP CUNT I RAPE WALRUSES! LAKE TITICACA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD POLAK MOSES FUCK YOU THONG TASTER MOTHERFUCKER WETBACK FUCKSTAIN CHIGGER SHIT SHITCUNTING DICK CUNT FUCK A DUCK DIPSHIT FEMADOM AMERICA ONLINE TIT DIRT FUCKHEAD BELLEND FLAMING ASS BADGER POLAK BASTARD INBRED MOTHERFUCKER DICKLICK ASSHAT GENITALIA FUCKFACE DICK MICK DUMBASS POMMIE MARGARET THATCHER CUNTYMINTS MARCH OF FLAMES FRIG CLIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS POMMIE SHIT ASSHOLE PENIS ON A BUN HELL DOG FUCKER PORCH MONKEY LET'S SHIT WANKSPLAT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT GOD DAMMIT DICKLICK BUGFUCK PISS NAZI NIGGER TITS BITCH PENIS I RAPE WALRUSES! MALL SANTA NI BIRD SHIT RAT'S COCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSCRACK DICKHEAD CONAN O'BRIAN CUM FUCKFACE JUSTIN BIEBER DOUCHE RONNIE CORBETT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SEX REDSKIN POTTYMOUTH FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DICKFACE DAMN DAMN IT PRICK DOG FUCKER FOUR-EYES POOPOO PRICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKING QUEEF SPANK THE MONKEY DAMN SUCK MY DICK SPUNK REDSKIN SEMEN FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT [EXPLETIVE] COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SUCK MY DICK PEDOPHILIA I AM CORNHOLIO! SNUFF PORN BIRD SHIT ASSHAT TWISTY VAGINA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK OFF FUCKBAG WIENER FLYING FUCK NIGGER HOLY DUMB FUCK MASTURBATION BOOBS SHITFUCKER PISSHOLE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASSWIPE FUCKING TOSSER RICK MORANIS TESTICLE CHOKE DAMN DOG FUCKER O CANADA ASSHAT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BITCH AAAAAAAAA! SHITBALLS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CAMEL JOCKEY TOSSER REDNECK CLEVELAND STEAMER GOBSHITE PIECE OF SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES DIPSHIT CRAPMUNCHER NICARAGUA FUCKWIT KIKE SHITFUCKER QUEEF MASTURBATION JACK OFF ANUSCAKE BASTARD HELLFIRE CUNT CUM DIPSHIT CLEMEN BIG FOOT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS BUGGER OFF LET'S SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS AY-AY-AY PISS BULLSHIT LIMEY DAMN IT FUCKWIT PEARL NECKLACE BRITAIN ASSWIPE DOG FUCKER BALL SACK TWISTY VAGINA ASSHOLE REDNECK TAMPONS DUMBASS DICKHEAD SHITSLINGING BRITAIN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ANAL KRAUT JOHNNY BOON DICK CHICKEN FUCK FELCHING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKWIT BOOBS FUCKFACE POMMIE INBRED COCK DIPSHIT SHITHEAD MALARKY RONNIE CORBETT HO TWISTY VAGINA CHINK SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT DIRTY SANCHEZ NIGGER BOOBIES CHIGGER BOLLOCKS BASTARD CLEVELAND STEAMER HELL BUNG-HOLE HO PISS BUTTFUCKER TACO POTTYMOUTH YOUR MOM POMMIE TOWELHEAD ASSCRACK FAG POMMIE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PISS CHINK CUNT suck my mothers SCUMBAG I WILL END YOU! CHUFF GOD DAMMIT DILDO DICKHEAD PORCH MONKEY FUCKHEAD POTTYMOUTH FUCKHEAD GOVERNMENT FILTERS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASS WOP INCEST FUCKBAG WANK PEARL NECKLACE SCUMBAG POTTYMOUTH BOOBS NECROPHILIA CUNT MONKEY'S UNCLE PIGFUCKER SEMEN SHITTY DICKFACE CAMEL JOCKEY RAPE ALEX TREBEK HELL [expletive deleted] HORSE PENIS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL OSTRICH MY ASS GOOK ASS ASSCRACK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAMN CAMEL FUCKER ASSFACE HELL BORDER HOPPER SHIT JIGGABOO RAGHEAD SHIT BULLSHIT FAG URINE-GARGLING DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHIT DOT HEAD ASSHOLE BASTARD PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE FUCK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SON OF A BITCH PISSHOLE JESSE McCARTNEY SAGGY TITS CUNNILINGUS TITWANK DICKLICK BITCH COCKSHITTER SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKSTAIN INCEST OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! TURD DIPSHIT MALARKY CAMEL JOCKEY JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE I'LL RAPE YOU PORCH MONKEY FUCKFACE WIENER DAMMIT CAMEL FUCKER BITCH BEAVER BORDER HOPPER BOB SAGET SPIC SCUMBAG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITE GOBSHITE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JACKASS FUCKTARD VAGINA HELL FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DOUGHNUT PUNCHER GOVERNMENT FILTERS DOUCHEBAG WIENER SOD TAMPON IN MY ASS SHIT BUKKAKE ASSHAT SHITTY DONKEY DICK DOUCHE ASS WIENER TOTAL SEMEN DAMN IT WANK PENIS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TOSSER FASHION BUG ASSFACE DAMN JERK OFF BITCH JACKASS VENEREAL DISEASE BASTARD FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHITSLINGING WANK BOOBS FUCK YOU EPIDIDYMIS HADJI PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK KRAUT FEWMETS FUCKTARD DICKWAD ASS FUCKING JUMP! TRANNY WANK GRINGO CROTCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS POTTYMOUTH PISS BULLSHIT SEX CUNT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FLYING RAT'S ASS FLAMING ASS BADGER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DICK CHICKEN ASS CUNTRAG ANAL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PENIS CAMEL JOCKEY DICK WANK FUCKING TWAT DAMN JACKASS POOPOO 666 THIS IS A RARE SWEAR RAT'S COCK NAZI RAT'S COCK BUKKAKE HONKY CRAP MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS [Insert silly non-swear here] MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITCOCK DICK TITS PEARL NECKLACE FUCKING VAGINA JAP KIKE BALLS DICKHEAD KIKE DICKLICK BUTTFUCKER ASSCRACK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ARSE ASSHAT SHITE TAMPON IN MY ASS DAMN YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT PIECE OF SHIT FUCKTARD KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH BUTTFUCKER JOHN ELWAY TWAT GRAPE PENIS GOD DAMMIT BOON CAMEL JOCKEY BLUMPKIN NAZI CRACKER NIPPLES FUCKTARD SHITHEAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PEARL NECKLACE NECROPHILIA EMO PIECE OF SHIT DOG SHIT INCEST BULLCRAP BASTARD POWERSHIT REBECCA BLACK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! NIGNOG ASSFACE FUCKING RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH FUCKING JUMP! BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT WANK CHOAD EAT MY SHIT! FUCK YOU CRAPMUNCHER DEVELOPERS! TAMPONS BULLSHIT ASSHOLE BELGIUM CUNTRAG FRAK ASSHAT CHICKEN FRIES CRAPPY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT POLESMOKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WOP POOPY MOTHERFUCKER POMMIE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BITCH BONER JACK ABRAMOFF JIGGABOO WANK TOWELHEAD SON OF A BITCH TIMBER NIGGER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY BALL SACK ANAL COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PRICK DICK POMMIE CUNTING ASSCRACK DOM DeLUISE ASS SHITSLINGING FUCK SCROTUM BULLCRAP SHITTY ASSBANDIT SHITTY NI GOD DAMMIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TWAT SIGMUND FREUD MASTURBATION FELLATIO PEEPEE HELL VAGINA BULLSHIT HONKY ASSFACE I WILL END YOU! WEHATEMARIO MONKEY BALLS SHIT FUCKFACE CUNT KIKE FUCKHEAD JAP HI, BILLY MAYS HERE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BITCH RAT'S ASS BUTT PIRATE ASSHAT KIKE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DIPSHIT OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! TITMOUSE SHIT BALLS SHAKOPEE ABO AUTOFELLATIO BIRD IN THE HOUSE FLAMING ASS BADGER HELL STRAWBERRY ASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SEMEN GOD DAMN BITCH CUNT JIZZ DAGO DICKWAD CUNT NIGGER SHITTY LIMEY PISS ASSFACE FELLATIO JENKEM DAMN IT DONKEY PUNCHER TITTYWANK DAMN COCKSHITTER WIGGER ARSE I'LL RAPE YOU PENISFUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASS BANGKOK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FIST FUCK and with the FRITZ and his ARSE of girraffes in which INJUN while reading about GENITALIA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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