Tourette's Syndrome
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“What the FUCK?! My DICK!!”
~ Tourettes Guy on this article
“Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“Go count your dick!”
~ Tourettes Guy on women. No wonder he's single.
Tourette's FUCK syndrome is a neurological SHIT or CLEMEN neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden AUTOFELLATIO m-m-m-m-m-movements or CUNT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly in the same FUCKING repeated RAT'S COCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS include echolalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PISS ARTIST by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat THONG TASTER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GOATSE DAMN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CONDOMS utterFUCKance of socially DIPSHIT objectionable words).
DILDO Tourette's is SHITSLINGING not to be INBRED confused with HELL Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread annoying TURD chronic condition which involves SOD OFF random GOBSHITE disorientation, culturally-BUTT PIRATE-inappropriate SECOND BALLS clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth YID outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to speak the local FIST FUCK language, JESSE McCARTNEY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places INBRED PISS ARTIST of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced with endless tacky HELL souvenir shoppes and massive quantities of LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS garbage.
[edit] A WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? Polite Note to the HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM CORNHOLIO! I am 17 JESSE McCARTNEY years old and have BONER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCK article ASSFACE funny or amusing in any way, and SEX I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASS changed as soon as I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! possible.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you MUTHAFUCKING SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BULLSHIT Tourrette's sufferers SHIT swear. You can CUNT blame television, blame CUNT TV, for always focusing on the PUSSY bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
- The main DIPSHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! involuntary muscle spasms, or 'DILDO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHAV knee CHIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is COCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing matter. It causes CLEMEN children to be bullied at JACK OFF school for POO POO BLOWJOB something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICKHEAD sufferers to become JIZZ manically depressed and ASS commit MOTHERFUCKER suicide.
- There is no BOOBS cure, and the SHIT drugs that are available to "calm" the ORGASM tics often have adverse PENIS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PEARL NECKLACE perodol" which caused my entire FUCKHEAD body to go SEMEN numb and QUEEF basically made it NIGGA! worse than INBRED it is without the COCKSUCKER drug.
I am an active member of a DONGSHOVER tourette syndrome SHITFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING ROUGE THE BAT eradicating FAGGOT the SEMEN public view of Tourettes as a "CAPTAIN CRUNCH swearing" disorder, because it is BOB SAGET much much (hand spasms) more.
I am JIZZ sorry for MARY WHITEHOUSE "hi-jacking" your DOUCHEBAG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE this that really AUTOFELLATIO annoys me. I am working towards a YOU WANKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HELL article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHIT, and making fun of a RAT'S COCK horrible disorder is (not) FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE for your BASTARD time.
Best FUCK regards,
Phillip “BITCH” Baker
[edit] Michael Jackson FUCK has FUCK FUCKED his BOB SAGET
FUCK this FUCK salt, FUCK! FUCK I saw Michael FUCKING Jackson ASS ASS ASS touch Miranda Cosgrove, SHIT! GO START your ORAL SEX! GOD DAMMIT, I WIPED MY ASS with your DICK!!!! I have to sit around in this HELL HOLE while you stare at your ASS and PLAY WITH YOUR TITS!!! SHIT!!!!!
[edit] A mainland Chinese MAO ZEDONG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply
As WIKIPEDIA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NORTH KOREA Westerners show is not an AMERICA'S GREAT! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SLITTY EYES degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing DALAI LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries PROXY SITES leadership, those problems does not HUMAN RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.
Li Chiang “PRINCE PHILIP” Wen
P.S. SHIT Regards to Andrew ASS Shi. You cunt.
[edit] A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply
As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?
Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK SALT!
[edit] Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but
through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
[edit] Other VAGINA symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BUTTFUCKER saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my MOTHERFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!
[edit] How to BITCH cure the BOOBIES Tourette's Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment for ARSE Tourette's Syndrome is SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM following these TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE rules in FELLATIO order:
- 1: Avoid ASSWIPE immature little kids,
- 2: Count to DONKEY DICK within FUCKING 10 seconds,
- 3: Do not open your GOD DAMN mouth nor DARTH VADER talk,
- 4: Tell FLYING RAT'S ASS yourself you CUNT don't CRAP have this SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WITH NASTY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE!
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[edit] See FOUR-EYES also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- CRAPPY
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is SHIT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its PUSSY subject. If you do not find it funny SPUNK, it is probably because you are an INBRED KAFFIR ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. BUGFUCK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? joke loses its humour LAKE TITICACA when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so MOTHERFUCKER ignorant, then you wouldn't have KRAUT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! HELL JAP FEMADOM SHIT OUT OF MY DICK NECROPHILIA!!!!! |
