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For those without [expletive deleted] comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a MONKEY SHIT article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JAP neurochemical FUCK disorder POOPOO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITE, sudden NIGGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HO or FUCK YOU vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BONG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CRAPPY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ANUSCAKE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PENISBIRD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat POLAK HORSE SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITE utterFUCKance of socially CLEMEN objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FRAK television programs to address SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Tourette's syndrome.

CROTCH Tourette's is FUCK OFF not to be TAMPONS confused with PENISBIRD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHING CHONG CHINK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TWAT random LET'S SHIT disorientation, culturally-SIGMUND FREUD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITSLINGING outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSWIPE language, SPICY CUNT FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CLEMEN SHITE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE souvenir shoppes and massive JUSTIN BIEBER quantities MOTHERFUCKER of ANAL DIABETES HORSE SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A I'LL RAPE YOU Polite Note to the HELL Author:

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The INCEST Tourette's JOHNNY Research Institute was SHIT founded to ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FEMADOM Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TAMPONS article NIGGER TITS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DONKEY PUNCHER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or INBRED changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance POLESMOKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FENCE JUMPER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of QUEEF Tourrette's sufferers DICK TITS swear. You can JIGGABOO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CRAPMUNCHER TV, for always focusing on the JACK OFF bad side of a terrible NIGGER thing.
  • The main GOBSHITE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are INCEST involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FLYING FUCK knee GREASER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DEVELOPERS! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKHEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at RAT'S ASS school for PISSHOLE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HELL sufferers to become MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS manically depressed and ASSWIPE commit MILF suicide.
  • There is no HELLFUCKER cure, and the ART METAL PRODUCTS drugs that are available to, "calm" the SOD tics often have adverse DICKHEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DONGSHOVER perodol" which caused my entire DICKFACE body to go EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA numb and INJUN basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASS it is without the GOATSE drug.

I am an active member of a DILDO tourette syndrome BITCH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating 30 CASES OF PICKLES the DOUCHEBAG public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DICK IN A BOX much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HONKY sorry for WANK "hi-jacking" your PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK this that really GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS annoys me. I am working towards a PENIS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BASTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TITTIES, and making fun of a IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! horrible disorder is (not) FUCKFUCKFUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RICK MORANIS time.

Best ASSHAT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSHOLE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an 1984 effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT RIOTS countries. When showing CENSORSHIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries TIANENMEN SQUARE leadership, those problems does not I LIKE BUSH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a HUMAN RIGHTS byproduct of your DALAI LAMA capitalist society STUDENT PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST” Wen

P.S. MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Regards to Andrew INBRED Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

Mr. janitor

The PEEPEE bastard who wrote this article. You can JOHNNY punch him if you FROG want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NIPPLES saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my SLOPE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CROTCH to PAKI cure POOPY the CRAPPY Tourette's ASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST for FUCKWIT Tourette's CRAP Syndrome SHIT is WOP following PIG these POOPOO rules SCROTUM in ASS FASCIST order:

  • 1: Avoid DICKLICK immature FUCKING little TAMPON IN MY ASS kids,
  • 2: Count to AY-AY-AY within FUCK 10 BLISTERING BARNACLESseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DYKE CHOAD CUNT nor ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA talk,
  • 4: Tell ASS yourself you CLUSTER FUCK don't TACO have JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE this RAPE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! WITH NASTY RAT'S ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PEDOPHILIA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

HELL FUCKING GOBSHITE POMMIE TITS & DICKS FUCKING A POLESMOKER BLOWJOB REDNECK RAT'S COCK

FUCKSTAIN BUTT PIRATE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! WETBACK ASS MALARKY PISS OFF SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GOD BLESS AMERICA REDNECK DONKEY DICK TRANNY KAFFIR RECTUM RAIDER COCK BUGGER FUCKBAG BOON GOOK SHITBALLS SLOPE CLEMEN BUTT PIRATE PRICK BITCH POMMIE CUNTRAG SLOPE GO HOME AND DIE CROTCH HADJI TACO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MASTURBATION MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE RAT'S ASS THONG TASTER I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKWIT FROG DAMN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK YOU VAGINA MILF SUCK MY COCK KIKE VAGINA YOGHURT CANNON ASSCRACK FUCKING A CLEVELAND STEAMER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS JACKASS CUNT [Insert silly non-swear here] FUCKHEAD SHIT DAMMIT FLYING FUCK JACKASS LOLCAT GOD DAMMIT INCEST BOOBIES JOHN ELWAY BOOBIES YOU WANKER COCKSMOKER ORGASM I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND CHICKEN FRIES MOTHERFUCKER PISS OFF MOLDY TITS HOMO WANK suck my mothers ANAL PISS OFF DOUCHETITS TITWANK SHITSLIDE NAZI ASSCRACK BULLSHIT NAZI FUCKTARD REBECCA BLACK SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE RAT'S ASS BORDER HOPPER CUNT SEMEN MOLDY TITS WANK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TRANNY DAMMIT DICK CHICKEN SLOPE WANKSPLAT CAMEL JOCKEY WHORE CROTCH WANK FAGGOT DAMMIT NI HAIL SATAN! FUCKING JUMP! SEX ASSCRACK FUCKWIT FLYING FUCK POO POO BLOWJOB BUTT-HOLE FUCKSTAIN 666 AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT ANAL DIABETES MOCKIE ORGASM FUCKSTAIN DONKEY DICK JOHN ELWAY O CANADA PIECE OF SHIT BALLS BASTARD GRIS O CANADA BONER FIRECROTCH ASS FASCIST SHITTY SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BITCH TWAT DOUCHE GYPSY FUCK PUSSY PEEPEE PISS OFF CAMEL JOCKEY CUM TWISTY VAGINA DOUCHE NAZI COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HENTAI FUCKFACE CROTCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BONER SHITCUNTING O CANADA ASS BELLEND KAFFIR BASTARD MILF BITCH FAGGOT GENITALIA BUGGER OFF PRICK QUEEF WANKSPLAT HELLFIRE DUMBASS DAMMIT SHITTY CLEVELAND STEAMER SIGMUND FREUD FUCKING A SHIT GOD DAMMIT JACKASS SHIT GANGBANG PEEPEE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD NECROPHILIA WANKSPLAT JERRY OSTRICH MY ASS BORDER HOPPER HEIL HITLER! FUCK ASSCRACK HO DAMN WANK CRAPMUNCHER BONER DAMN MORGAN TSVANGIRAI ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CHIGGER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE WANK I'LL RAPE YOU BOOBIES GOBSHITE SHITE RAGHEAD SUCK MY COCK DICK SHITE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PISSHOLE TITTYWANK DOUCHING CRAPPY CHIGGER GRINGO FUCK SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP GENITALIA ANAL TWAT PISSHOLE DONKEY PUNCHER BIRD IN THE HOUSE BULLSHIT CUNTYMINTS NIGNOG CUM TITS lowercase EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHIT SCUMBAG DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MASTURBATION RAPE TAFFY JESSE McCARTNEY JACKASS FUCK YOU FELCHING SHIT PENIS ON A BUN HEIL HITLER! CUNT BELGIUM FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CHENEY ASS FASCIST EAT MY SHIT! PISS ARTIST JOHN SMILEY FACE MORGAN TSVANGIRAI SHIT PIECE OF SHIT BUGGER OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK DICKFACE FUCKER GOBSHITE KIKE CRAPFUCKER CRAP ON A STICK HELL COCKSTUFFER FUCKWIT FAG BASTARD PISS ARTIST CONDOMS FRAK CAPTAIN CRUNCH VENEREAL DISEASE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PISSHOLE GANGBANG DAMN TAMPONS GRAPE PENIS SHITSKIN CUNT LAPPER FASHION BUG DUMBASS SEX BOLLOCKS CRAPMUNCHER JERRY LOGJAMMER DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST VAGINA POMMIE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BELGIUM COON CRACKER DOG SHIT FUCKHEAD WANK CHICKEN SHIT CHRIST OF TABERNACLE GENITALIA YOUR MOM FUCKTARD CUNTRAG FUCKFACE SHITE NIGGER CUNT HELL PIG CHIGGER BUGFUCK YUKKY DOODY TURD FUCK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? TWAT FUCK OFF FAGGOT FUCKSTAIN PEDOPHILIA JACKASS ASSWIPE POLAK NEGRO JAP ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS ASS CHINK CHAV CRAPFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CONDOMS CC PLZ FUCK FUCK BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! DAMN TITS BITCH TWAT PENIS SUGARTITS KAFFIR HORSE PENIS JIZZ WANK CUNT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FRAK SHITFUCKER PISS ARTIST SON OF A BITCH DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PIGFUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE ASS DAMMIT TAMPONS MOTHERFUCKER GENITALIA CRAPPY PORCH MONKEY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING JERRY FUCK YOU SHIT WANKER ASS TWAT WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKHEAD TITS & DICKS PEARL NECKLACE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS ABO MONKEY SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PENISBIRD PISS ARTIST WANKSPLAT EXTRA LONG PENIS TITTYWANK FOUR-EYES DAMN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SEX FENCE JUMPER TURD REDSKIN FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS FAGGOT SHITSLINGING DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMMIT ASSHOLE SEX WANK ARSE CHOAD KISSER NICARAGUA ASS COCKSUCKER ASSHOLE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FLYING FUCK CRAP ON A STICK TITS JIZZ BITCH INCEST SONNY BILL WILLIAMS POLAK SHITCOCK PISSHOLE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DAMN DAMN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! JACKASS BUTTFUCKER WIGGER MAMA MIA PENIS ON A BUN CUNT ASSRAMMER KAFFIR FAGGOT EMO JUNGLE BUNNY INCEST CUNNILINGUS WHORE BUGGER OFF YOU WANKER BORDER HOPPER DUNE COON CUNT CAMEL JOCKEY CRACKER TURD WIGGER TITS & DICKS NAZI WHORE DOUCHE AUTOFELLATIO SLOPE BIGNOSE ASSWIPE HELL HELLFIRE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BALLS PEARL NECKLACE SHITPISSER BUKKAKE COON JIZZ HELLFIRE INBRED KAFFIR PISSHOLE CUM FUCKFACE ORGASM GOD DAMMIT SHITTY FEMADOM FUCK DICK FUDGEPACKER REDSKIN POMMIE I'LL RAPE YOU CAMEL JOCKEY BORDER HOPPER HELL CRAPMUNCHER KIKE BENSON SUCKS WARNER MUSIC GROUP SCUMBAG CUNTRAG FUCKWIT BALLS JOHNNY NICARAGUA HELLFUCKER NAZI GANGBANG NECROPHILIA FUCK NUGGET SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT POMMIE MONKEY SHIT BASTARD FRAK PEARL NECKLACE DUMBASS DUMBASS ART METAL PRODUCTS TITTIES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT PORCUPINE'S BALLS WOODPECKERSHIT HORSE PENIS DOT HEAD GOD DAMMIT CLUSTER FUCK COLGATE CUNT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HELLFUCKER TAFFY DONKEY PUNCHER SHITCOCK COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink YOU SAND NIGGER RAPE DICKHEAD YOU WANKER SCROTUM TRANNY PECKERHEAD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BLUE PENIS! BELLEND JERRY LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT MICK CUNT ROMANIA MORGAN TSVANGIRAI COCKSUCKER CAMEL FUCKER BUTT PIRATE MOTHERFUCKER KRAUT OSTRICH MY ASS BUTT-HEAD PEDOPHILIA WETBACK FUCKING DOUCHE NAZI ASS HORSE SHIT SOD SHITFUCKER BELLEND TITS SHITCOCK PRICK PISSHOLE HELL DICKWAD ASS PEARL NECKLACE ASS FRIG YUKKY DOODY ASS BITCH INJUN MOLDY TITS FUCK YOU DAMN IT PRICK ASSFACE FUCKING ASSCRACK COLGATE SHITTY DILDO WINDOWS VISTA SHITHEAD DOT HEAD CRACKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK FRED PHELPS TWAT TRANNY ARSE PISS HELLFIRE HELL BITCH BATHING SUIT AREA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHIT FEWMETS BANGKOK FAG INJUN CUNT FUCKFACE HELL JACKASS KRAUT NIGNOG BITCH Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PENIS and with the ASS and his FAGGOT of girraffes in which DICK while reading about MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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