Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ANAL neurochemical FUCK disorder ART METAL PRODUCTS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAMMIT, sudden FENCE JUMPER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TITS & DICKS or PORCH MONKEY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FAGGOT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated RAT'S COCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CRAP ON A STICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CAMEL JOCKEY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JACK OFF TITMOUSE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK OFF utterFUCKance of socially DICKFACE objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first KIDDY FIDDLER television programs to address DELICIOUS CAKE Tourette's syndrome.

GENITALIA Tourette's is CLUSTER FUCK not to be HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS confused with GOATSE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASS FASCIST chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SCRATCH! GROUNDER! random CLEMEN disorientation, culturally-CRAPFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICKHEAD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITHEAD language, BUTTFUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITSLINGING CAMEL JOCKEY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky OH SHI– souvenir shoppes and massive PORCH MONKEY quantities SEMPRINI of ANAL DIABETES FUCK YOU garbage.

Darnit.

A BOYCOTT VIACOM! Polite Note to the MOZILLA FIREFOX Author:

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The SHIT Tourette's SHIT Research Institute was FUCK founded to FUCKING.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FIRECROTCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NICARAGUA article DIPSHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and RECTUM RAIDER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PORCH MONKEY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BASTARD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ASSHOLE Tourrette's sufferers TACO swear. You can NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame P'KANG TV, for always focusing on the ASSHOLE bad side of a terrible POLAK thing.
  • The main 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SONNY BILL WILLIAMS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BASTARD knee BOOBIES NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is HO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DICK TITS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMMIT school for DOUCHETITS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NICARAGUA sufferers to become DIRTY SANCHEZ manically depressed and FUCK commit BUTTFUCKER suicide.
  • There is no DEMOCRACY cure, and the PRICK drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHIT tics often have adverse BASTARD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna YOU WANKER perodol" which caused my entire SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT body to go PISS OFF numb and FUCKTARD basically made it NIGGA! worse than TWAT it is without the ANAL drug.

I am an active member of a SHITCOCK tourette syndrome ASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HELL the FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA public view of Tourettes as a "SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DICK CHICKEN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITE sorry for BIGNOSE "hi-jacking" your NEGRO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DIRTY SANCHEZ this that really DAMMIT annoys me. I am working towards a BUKKAKE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WALRUS SHIT, and making fun of a CLEVELAND STEAMER horrible disorder is (not) COCKSMOKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MONKEY SHIT time.

Best FUCK OFF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BITCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY reply

As TIBETAN BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an BELGIUM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FALUN GONG degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing DIMETHYL GLYCOL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PANCHEN LAMA in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not DEMOCRACY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your WIKIPEDIA capitalist society CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT.

Li Chiang “STUDENT MOVEMENT” Wen

P.S. GOD DAMN Regards to Andrew INBRED Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

Mr. janitor

The BASTARD bastard who wrote this article. You can CHOAD punch him if you PORCH MONKEY want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE HAS AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the YOGHURT CANNON saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my DAMNATION intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FRIG to DAMN cure PISS ARTIST the CLUSTER FUCK Tourette's ANAL DIABETES Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SEMEN for FUCK A DUCK Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome FENCE JUMPER is SEMEN following DOG FUCKER these DOG SHIT rules TOWELHEAD in SUCK COCKS IN HELL! order:

  • 1: Avoid IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU immature FUCK little SAND NIGGER kids,
  • 2: Count to BELLEND within FUCKTARD 10 HORSE PENISseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DOUCHE PUSSY PENISFUCK nor COMMUNIST DILDO talk,
  • 4: Tell POMMIE yourself you FUCK NUGGET don't FUCK YOU have IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD this VAGINA disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DICK WITH NASTY FUCKWIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DICKHEAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

PECKERHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TOURETTE'S IS FUN BUTTFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT POLACK GANGBANG SHITHEAD HITLER MOTHERFUCKER

SHITHEAD RUSKIE FUCK PISS UP MY ARSE CHIGGER DIRTY SANCHEZ KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 BUTT PIRATE BENSON SUCKS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK OFF DAMN BEAVER SNUFF PORN COCKSUCKER SHIT PRICK WIGGER BOB SAGET ASSRAPING ASSHAT JACK ABRAMOFF BITCH JACKASS SHIT CHOAD KISSER LOLCAT GO HOME AND DIE ASSHOLE SHITE BLUMPKIN BELLEND BUGGER OFF SHITCOCK WANKSPLAT BUGGER JUNGLE BUNNY ASS ASS HOMO BASTARD TAMPON IN MY ASS SLOPE DAGO SHITHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITFUCKER SON OF A BITCH FUCK OFF BITCH CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKFACE ASS CLUSTER FUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKFUCKFUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ COCK HONKY FLYING RAT'S ASS TIT DIRT WANK FUCKFACE SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT OLD CHRIST OF A CUM PISS OFF DEMOCRACY TACO BLOWJOB SHITFUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKBAG DIPSHIT BELGIUM JOHN ELWAY WANK SON OF A BITCH JIGGABOO BONER THIS IS A RARE SWEAR BUTT-HEAD PISS TAMPONS SHITCUNTING FUCKING A FELLATIO TWAT BUGGER OFF PENIS DICKHEAD SHITE PUSSY DAMMIT GOBSHITE FUCK BOOBS MALARKY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DESU PENIS RICK MORANIS FROG'S FAT ASS FELCHMONKEY HOSER SHITTY FREE ELECTIONS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? MOTHERFUCKER FRITZ CHINK TWO-INCH PENIS GENITALIA FREE ELECTIONS BONER KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 FREE ELECTIONS CUM DEMOCRACY DAMN PAKI MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCK HITLER COCKGOBLIN CLUSTER FUCK REDNECK WANK WANK SHITFUCKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES MALARKY ALF SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! WANKER FUCKTARD WILLY WONKA WANKER CUNT LAPPER FUCK YOU BULLSHIT COCKSHITTER FRAK WOP EPIDIDYMIS ROSIE O'DONNELL SHITFUCKER FUCKWIT VAGINA NIGGER SHITTY SAGGY TITS GOD DAMMIT EPIDIDYMIS FASHION BUG DAMN IT FUCK ASSHAT FUCKING COON GIVING HEAD ASS LICKER JACKASS BUGGER CHRISTHUMPER BULLSHIT BOLLOCKS GOD DAMN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST POLAK CLUSTER FUCK HENTAI GARBAGE DAY! CUM HELL TOSSER MICK TWAT FUCK TITS SHITHEAD MACACA PENIS RADIO FREE LUNCH JIZZ FELCHING WETBACK SEX JACKASS TITTIES ASS BUGFUCK FUCKTARD ASSCRACK FUCKWIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TOWELHEAD D'OH JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BRITNEY SHITFUCKER LET'S SHIT CHAV FUCKTARD DAMMIT BIGNOSE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKER SHIT INBRED AUTOFELLATIO CRAP VENEREAL DISEASE NIGNOG DUMBASS CRAP SHITTY REDNECK FUCK OFF SHITFACE I WILL END YOU! SHITSLINGING LIMEY SACRAMENTO ARSE EPIDIDYMIS PEDOPHILIA DICK TITS WOODPECKERSHIT POLAK PUSSYLICKER CRAPMUNCHER SPUNK LIMEY suck my mothers JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNTSWILLING GOD DAMN SLOPE AUTOFELLATIO CRAPFUCKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCK SEX GO COUNT YOUR DICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BUGGER DIPSHIT FUCKING FUCK YOU TUBA TITS CUNT RAT'S ASS FUCK FUCKING A ASSHOLE WIENER SHITFACE SAND NIGGER NAZI WEHATEMARIO PENISBIRD JUSTIN BIEBER GIVING HEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH DICKHEAD LET'S SHIT ABO NEGRO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DOG FUCKER OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! WALRUS SHIT ASSHOLE ASSHAT ASSHOLE SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE I RAPE WALRUSES! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DAMN IT CUNT FUCKING WANK JERK OFF SHITFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU ASS JACK OFF COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BUGGER OFF JAP FUCKBAG BITCH FUCKER SHITCOCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DIPSHIT FUCKFACE SUCK MY DICK TITS & DICKS PISS ARTIST ORGASM WIENER FUCKER OLD CHRIST OF A JUSTIN BIEBER PEDOPHILIA MONKEY SHIT WANKER SHITBALLS TITS COCK LOLCAT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DUNE COON PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BUGGER OFF FLYING FUCK CUNT SOD OFF MICK DOG FUCKER HELL PUNANI FELCHING JUNGLE BUNNY [expletive deleted] POMMIE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMMIT CUNT BOOBS DAMN IT POLAK BITCH GOATSE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PUSSY JACKASS DYKE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DUNE COON SHAKOPEE DAMN PRICK FUCK A DUCK WANKER PISS OFF LICK PUSSY GOD DAMMIT RAT'S ASS SCROTUM PISS OFF MY ASS WHORE CRAP ON A STICK DAMN NECROPHILIA FUCKHEAD BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHITE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS NEGRO BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT MASTURBATION DAMMIT DIRTY SANCHEZ ARSE SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT BUTTFUCKER YOU WANKER MASTURBATION WANK CLUSTER FUCK CUNT PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! DAMN FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE JERRY CUNTSWILLING FUCKING BASTARD PIG CUNT CRAPPER FUCK RAT'S COCK GOD BLESS AMERICA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DAMMIT WANK HOMO RONNIE CORBETT RAPE FUDGEPACKER CLUSTER FUCK BUTT PIRATE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER MASTURBATION FUCKTARD NIGGER FUCKWIT PISS ARTIST INBRED BUGGER DIRTY SANCHEZ BEANER CLEMEN ARSEBADGERS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER THONG TASTER TOSSER SHITE SHITSLINGING FRENCH TICKLER HORSE PENIS EXTRA LONG PENIS FENCE JUMPER ASSFACE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASS FUCKSTAIN TURD TONY LA RUSSA TWAT BLOWJOB ASSWANKING FAILURE! BLUMPKIN JOHNNY CUNT BIRD IN THE HOUSE CRACKER GOD DAMMIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BOOBIES COCKSUCKER FELLATIO CHICKEN SHIT GO HOME AND DIE DICKHEAD BASTARD PUSSY PENIS BOLLOCKS ASS JACK OFF ARSE KIKE SHITTY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCKFACE DICK HELL ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS FUCKING A PISS ARTIST ORGASM TWISTY VAGINA ASSHOLE SOD WANK DICKFACE DICKHEAD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DOG SHIT WIENER DIPSHIT SEX PIECE OF SHIT BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HEIL HITLER! HELLFIRE SON OF A BITCH CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKING FIRECROTCH FROG CAMEL FUCKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES DAGO HITLER PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! NIGNOG DAGO BITCH FUCKFACE DICKHEAD FUCKWIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT AY-AY-AY JACKASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CUNTBUCKET CUNTRAG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKFACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TITS & DICKS CHINK INBRED URINE-GARGLING TITWANK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DICK CHICKEN ALEX TREBEK ARSE BEANER BULLSHIT SACRAMENTO DAMMIT ASSFACE P'KANG PISSHOLE HO NIPPLES RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF FROG PUSSY COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink INJUN LOLCAT ASSHAT DILDO DICKLICK BUGFUCK JAP FUCKING HEIL HITLER! ASS CHINK GOD DAMMIT JIGGABOO JERRY JACKASS SHIT POLESMOKER JIGGABOO ARSE MICK EAT MY SHIT! TWISTY VAGINA CROTCH NAZI CUNT SHITHEAD POMMIE NECROPHILIA SCUMBAG PENIS CONDOMS MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT NEGRO NIGGER ASS SHITCOCK DAMN CUNT SEMEN TENTACLE RAPE CUNTSWILLING SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CHENEY ORGASM SHITSKIN CAMEL JOCKEY TIT SPRINKLES BITCH GOD DAMN SUCK MY DICK COCKSHITTER WANK RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKSTAIN SHITE DAMMIT NIGGER TITS CHINK CARPET MUNCHER RECTUM RAIDER SPIC PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WETBACK BITCH ASS FUCKER EMO O CANADA NAZI TOWELHEAD CRAP ON A STICK FLYING FUCK DIPSHIT SHITSLIDE FELCHING JUSTIN BIEBER TAMPONS TUBA HELL WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PORCUPINE'S BALLS PENISPENISPENIS!!! FUCK YOU DUMBASS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMN and with the CUNTYMINTS and his PISS OFF of girraffes in which BELLEND while reading about WOP!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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