Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a JACKASS article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSCRACK neurochemical FUCK disorder COON characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNT, sudden CUNT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! or O CANADA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SAMUEL L. JACKSON in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DUMBASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DIPSHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SNUFF PORN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BUGGER BUGGER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PISS OFF MY ASS utterFUCKance of socially PORCH MONKEY objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE television programs to address GOD DAMN Tourette's syndrome.

CLEMEN Tourette's is PUNANI not to be HELL confused with FUCKHEAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUNT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves COCKSHITTER random NEGRO disorientation, culturally-RAPE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DOG SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GOD DAMN language, RAGHEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PUSSYLICKER HADJI of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive DICKHEAD quantities ASSWIPE of ANAL DIABETES SHITFACE garbage.

Darnit.

A WANK Polite Note to the CUM Author:

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The SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Tourette's BOLLOCKS Research Institute was PEEPEE founded to HELL.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BLUMPKIN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITE article FUCKFACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and POLESMOKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKING A changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POO POO BLOWJOB Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SHITE Tourrette's sufferers SHIT swear. You can MARY WHITEHOUSE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame LIMEY TV, for always focusing on the BUGGER bad side of a terrible PRICK thing.
  • The main FLYING FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SLOPE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HENTAI knee AY-AY-AY NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is WANK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CC PLZ cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKER school for BULLSHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PUSSY sufferers to become WANKER manically depressed and HORSE SHIT commit O CANADA suicide.
  • There is no POLAK cure, and the ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the GOBSHITE tics often have adverse FUCKING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BOLLOCKS perodol" which caused my entire WANK body to go FUCKBAG numb and CRAPPY basically made it NIGGA! worse than DICKFACE it is without the ASSFACE drug.

I am an active member of a WIENER tourette syndrome WANK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITSLINGING the JACKASS public view of Tourettes as a "BUKKAKE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAMN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITFUCKER sorry for WANKER "hi-jacking" your DIPSHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DOUCHING this that really COCKSTUFFER annoys me. I am working towards a GOD DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CUNT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CRAPMUNCHER, and making fun of a BULLSHIT horrible disorder is (not) SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FIST FUCK time.

Best LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “AMERICA ONLINE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS reply

As DEMOCRACY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOVERNMENT FILTERS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FALUN GONG Westerners show is not an INDIA HAS NUKES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIANENMEN SQUARE degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing I LIKE BUSH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PANCHEN LAMA in countries PRINCE PHILIP leadership, those problems does not INDIA HAS NUKES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT RIOTS byproduct of your POISON IN BABY FORMULA capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “MINORITIES” Wen

P.S. POMMIE Regards to Andrew MASTURBATION Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

Mr. janitor

The FUCKHEAD bastard who wrote this article. You can lowercase punch him if you NIGGER want to.

As a CONDOMS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PEARL NECKLACE saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my WANK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How GYPSY to BASTARD cure SPANK THE MONKEY the PORCH MONKEY Tourette's EXTRA LONG PENIS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASS for WOP Tourette's SHIT Syndrome BUKKAKE is DICKFACE following ANAL DIABETES these PUNANI rules TITTIES in ALF order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCKFACE immature HELL little CLUSTER FUCK kids,
  • 2: Count to CLEMEN within TITS & DICKS 10 I FUCKED KIM JONG-ILseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your RUSKIE SHIT PISS ARTIST nor FUCKTARD talk,
  • 4: Tell TRANNY yourself you SHIT LIKE A HORSE don't GO HOME AND DIE have FUCKTARD this SHITFACE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASSHOLE WITH NASTY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FRENCH TICKLER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

AMERICA ONLINE NEOPETS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BOLLOCKS BITCH PIGFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX BITCH LET'S SHIT PISS OFF

CLEVELAND STEAMER DICKHEAD BASTARD DAMN YOU WANKER SHITCOCK BRITNEY FUCKWIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PEARL NECKLACE PEDOPHILIA SLOPE WIENER BUTTFUCKER COCKSUCKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SLOPE VAGINA FELCHING SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHITE BUTTFUCKER PENISBIRD BIBLE BASHER ASSFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH RUSKIE JOHNNY SHITFUCKER DICK CHOAD TIMBER NIGGER SHITPISSER CUNT PIGFUCKER CUNT CLUSTER FUCK SHITCUNTING FUCK GOD DAMMIT DICKFACE CRACKER NECROPHILIA SUGARTITS FUCKING DOUCHE NAZI ANAL ASSWIPE FUCKWIT COCKSUCKER FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER ASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CROTCH FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE TITS & DICKS JAP COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CUNTSWILLING CHINK FLYING RAT'S ASS SEMEN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ARFENHOUSE NORTH KOREA TWO-INCH PENIS MILF POWERSHIT SCROTUM ASSWIPE BUGFUCK BITCH JUNGLE BUNNY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE WETBACK CLEVELAND STEAMER SUCK A BIG DICK CHING CHONG CHINK FUCK A DUCK BATHING SUIT AREA REBECCA BLACK FUCKWIT ARSE SHITHEAD EAT MY SHIT! BOOBS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FLYING RAT'S ASS DALAI LAMA BOLLOCKS GIVING HEAD CC PLZ BIRD SHIT PISS OFF COON CHIGGER ASSHOLE ORGASM SUCK MY COCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CUM COCKSUCKER PISS OFF I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT ASSHAT BALLS ARSEBADGERS CUNT DAMN NAZI suck my mothers ASSHAT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITHEAD FUCKTARD DONKEY PUNCHER JAP JACKASS FUCKFACE OH SHI– CUNTYMINTS JUNGLE BUNNY ASSFACE NIGGER FUCKHEAD PRICK BLOWJOB PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD NECROPHILIA EXTRA LONG PENIS SEX PIGFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER PORCH MONKEY JUNGLE BUNNY JERK OFF FAGGOT TIMBER NIGGER GOD DAMMIT CARPET MUNCHER O KURWA! SUITCASE PENIS VAGINA BALLS DUMBASS DUMBASS CUNTING ASSCRACK DICK IN A BOX CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DEVELOPERS! DIPSHIT DOT HEAD GOBSHITE BLUMPKIN ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FLYING FUCK FUCKTARD BASTARD INCEST CUNT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DICK SUCK MY COCK PENISFUCK CONDOMS CHAV OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA ASS NIGGER TITS WOODPECKERSHIT ASSFACE POLACK PISS OFF FRAK TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS SHITSKIN FLYING RAT'S ASS JOHNNY ROSIE O'DONNELL FROG TOSSER DILDO GOD DAMMIT CROTCH SHITBALLS FUCK ARSE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHEBAG DICKHEAD GOD BLESS AMERICA CHRISTHUMPER BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER ARSE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY CHINK BULLSHIT SHUT UP, MEG! CLEMEN MALARKY LENS CRAFTERS BUGGER OFF KAFFIR RAT'S ASS BITCH BITCH NEGRO FIST FUCK SHITTY DOUCHE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK TEDDY BEARS ASSHAT BLOWJOB QUEEF SUCK MY COCK FLYING FUCK CUNT BOLLOCKS CUNT COCK CROTCH FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMN DAMMIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKING A CUNTBUCKET SHITFACE TITTYWANK FUCK DONALD RUMSFELD SIGMUND FREUD NIGNOG ASSHOLE RAPE BASTARD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PUNANI CLEAN DRINKING WATER CAMEL JOCKEY BULLSHIT FUCKER DICKHEAD ASSHAT YOUR MOM GYPSY SHITSLIDE MASTURBATION DICK CHICKEN TITS & DICKS I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GREASER ALF GRINGO PISS BUTT PIRATE TIT DIRT ANAL DIABETES DOUCHE FUCK OFF CLEMEN CUNT ASSWIPE VAGINA PEEPEE DYKE WANK FUCK YOU EAT MY SHIT! JERK OFF FUCK DAMNATION NECROPHILIA PAKI COON CUNT BALLS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISS ARTIST JENKEM COON SHITSLINGING WEHATEMARIO PISS ARTIST JERRY RAT'S COCK BASTARD P'KANG BASTARD BUGGER CLEMEN FUCKSTAIN GOBSHITE BRITNEY ARSE COCKSHITTER ARSEBADGERS MONKEY SHIT ASS LICKER SON OF A BITCH THONG TASTER DICKLICK NECROPHILIA SHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! HADJI DOG FUCKER SHITBALLS [expletive deleted] BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS GRUE RAPE MACACA FENCE JUMPER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME MOTHERFUCKER CUNTSWILLING CAMEL JOCKEY PENIS DONGSHOVER DAMN IT GOATSE SHITSLINGING BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA HORSE SHIT SUCK MY DICK FAG COCKSHITTER FUCKSTAIN DONKEY DICK BITCH ASS HEIL HITLER! DONKEY DICK DUNE COON BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKTARD BITCH TWAT DICK FROG'S FAT ASS DARTH VADER BUKKAKE TWAT FUCKER BORDER HOPPER FLYING FUCK DAMN CUNT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FIST FUCK DICKLICK NIPPLES FUCKFACE DICK WOP SCUMBAG EMO BULLSHIT COCKGOBLIN BASTARD CLEMEN RECTUM RAIDER CUNTBUCKET SPICY CUNT FUCK MARCH OF FLAMES ANAL DIABETES NAZI I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SEX MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN SOD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BASTARD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BIGNOSE SHITFACE YUKKY DOODY PIECE OF SHIT SHITPISSER DAGO ASSHAT GIVING HEAD STEVE BALLMER SCUMBUCKET SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITSLINGING CUNTBUCKET TEDDY BEARS GOBSHITE BUTTFUCKER JENKEM TITTYWANK SHITE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DIPSHIT SHITCUNTING DILDO BOOBIES CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CONAN O'BRIAN SHITCUNTING GOD DAMN PENISBIRD BONER PIG BOLLOCKS JACKASS SHIT DUNE COON CUNT THONG TASTER SEMEN FUCK OFF DONKEY DICK HORSE PENIS DIPSHIT PORCH MONKEY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HAIL SATAN! AY-AY-AY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNT CRAPPER TACO DIPSHIT CUNT WHORE JACK OFF ASS FLYING FUCK JENKEM FRITZ ASSHAT DICK IN A BOX GO COUNT YOUR DICK BOLLOCKS ASSWIPE WHORE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK YOU BOLLOCKS FLYING RAT'S ASS CHINK SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BUKKAKE DICK BONER FUCK OFF DICKFACE CAMEL FUCKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCK ARSE MOCKIE DICKHEAD TOSSER SHIT GO HOME AND DIE PIG FUCK OFF CLIT I'LL RAPE YOU CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS OFF FUCKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCK OFF OH SHI– CUNTYMINTS FUCKING JUMP! CRAPPY SON OF A BITCH BALLS JIZZ GENITALIA AUTOFELLATIO INBRED FELCHING FUCK DOG FUCKER SAND NIGGER TWISTY VAGINA DAMMIT ASSHOLE NI PISS JACK OFF GOD DAMMIT BUTT PIRATE SHIT INCEST WIENER BUTTFUCKER WANKER BITCH DIPSHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! RAGHEAD SEMEN HELL CHIGGER CLEVELAND STEAMER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CHIGGER HITLER SHITCOCK MILF SHITHEAD FUCK YOU SCUMBAG COMMUNIST DILDO BITCH PENIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BEANER CONAN O'BRIAN SEMEN DOUCHE NAZI COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink NIGGER TAFFY TITS DAMN IT [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] RUSKIE KIKE CARPET MUNCHER FELCHMONKEY WANK WHORE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKER FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD MOCKIE FUCKHEAD ARSE BIRD SHIT SAND NIGGER WIGGER FUCKTARD FEWMETS FROG BELGIUM JERK OFF RAT'S COCK DICKHEAD MARGARET THATCHER BOOBIES LET'S SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CHICKEN FRIES TITTIES GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MOLDY TITS FEMADOM VENEREAL DISEASE DEVELOPERS! CHINK INCEST DOT HEAD CUM CUNT DAMN BIGNOSE CLUSTER FUCK BOLLOCKS CAMEL FUCKER BOOBS ASS FUCK DUMBASS BASTARD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MOTHERFUCKER BALL SACK JACKASS DUMBASS COCK SAND NIGGER FASHION BUG MOTHERFUCKER DAMN BITCH SAND NIGGER DOUCHE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! AUTOFELLATIO JERK OFF PAKI WANK HOMO SHITSLINGING SOD OFF SHIT SHITE FUCKING A DICKHEAD MASTURBATION PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSFACE Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SCRATCH! GROUNDER! and with the I RAPE WALRUSES! and his DAMN of girraffes in which SHIT while reading about TAMPONS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See FROG'S FAT ASS also

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