Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNNILINGUS neurochemical FUCK disorder PORCUPINE'S BALLS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKSTAIN, sudden CHICKEN SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DICK IN A BOX or YOU WANKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FRAK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOD DAMN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SAMUEL L. JACKSON by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BOON CHICKEN SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CONDOMS utterFUCKance of socially CLIT objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GREASER television programs to address GOD DAMN Tourette's syndrome.

SHUT UP, MEG! Tourette's is MACACA not to be VAGINA confused with PRICK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOD DAMMIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WANKSPLAT random LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! disorientation, culturally-LOLCAT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GANGBANG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JOHNNY language, SHITCOCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FLYING FUCK PIGFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK OFF souvenir shoppes and massive BUGFUCK quantities SHITFUCKER of ANAL DIABETES GOD DAMMIT garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITE Polite Note to the RAT'S COCK Author:

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The FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourette's TACO Research Institute was WINDOWS VISTA founded to DAMMIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NIGGER TITS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PISSHOLE article DOUCHETITS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FEWMETS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKWIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JAP.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FELCHMONKEY Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SHITHEAD Tourrette's sufferers CUNT swear. You can TWAT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BASTARD TV, for always focusing on the FASHION BUG bad side of a terrible RAT'S ASS thing.
  • The main CHRISTHUMPER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS ARTIST involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOD DAMMIT knee STRAWBERRY ASS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is HELL no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNTSWILLING cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JUSTIN BIEBER school for ASSWIPE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HI, BILLY MAYS HERE sufferers to become JERRY manically depressed and PEARL NECKLACE commit GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS suicide.
  • There is no I AM CORNHOLIO! cure, and the DAMN drugs that are available to, "calm" the BELGIUM tics often have adverse MAMA MIA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DUMBASS perodol" which caused my entire FELCHING body to go COCKSTUFFER numb and SHITTY basically made it NIGGA! worse than TITS it is without the TURD drug.

I am an active member of a YOU WANKER tourette syndrome TAMPON IN MY ASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating AMERICA ONLINE the ASSHAT public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKWIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOUCHING much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JOHNNY sorry for COMMUNIST DILDO "hi-jacking" your FRENCH TICKLER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like INCEST this that really GOD DAMMIT annoys me. I am working towards a BALLS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TAMPONS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASS FASCIST, and making fun of a MOTHERFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) TOSSER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NORTH KOREA time.

Best GOD DAMN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSRAMMER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHTS reply

As MELAMINE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill AMERICA'S GREAT! Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS degenerate capitalist culture in those I LIKE BUSH countries. When showing COMMUNISM IS STUPID right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries CENSORSHIP leadership, those problems does not TIANENMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONASTERIES byproduct of your GRASS MUD HORSE capitalist society PANCHEN LAMA.

Li Chiang “PROXY SITES” Wen

P.S. GENITALIA Regards to Andrew PAKI Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

Mr. janitor

The DAMN IT bastard who wrote this article. You can PISS OFF punch him if you TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WIGGER saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my SHITFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How BOON to WIENER cure FOUR-EYES the DICKHEAD Tourette's PROLES Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITFUCKER for JAP Tourette's BALLS Syndrome SHITFACE is FUCKING JUMP! following BALLS these SHIT rules SHITE in WANK order:

  • 1: Avoid RAT'S COCK immature AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI little BATHING SUIT AREA kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCKSTAIN within PISS 10 COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNTseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your COCKSMOKER NIGGER FUCKWIT nor BASTARD talk,
  • 4: Tell ASSCRACK yourself you MASTURBATION don't LET'S SHIT have NIGGER TITS this SCROTUM disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BASTARD WITH NASTY BASTARD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BUGFUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

CHICKEN FRIES ASSCRACK TWAT COON SHITSLINGING JAP FUCKING FUCKER TAFFY BUTTFUCKER

RANDY TRAVIS LET'S SHIT PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS BOOBIES DAMN CHAV FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TURD FUCK YOU SAND NIGGER JAP TOSSER TITS NICARAGUA TWAT FUCK BOLLOCKS SUGARTITS ARSE BASTARD BITCH ASSFACE ASSFACE LOLCAT SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE TITTIES JESSE McCARTNEY DAMN MOTHERFUCKER FELCHING COCKGOBLIN ASS CHENEY AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! FEWMETS HELLFIRE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS OFF GOBSHITE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUNT BALLS RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT INBRED DAMN IT REBECCA BLACK SUGARTITS CLEMEN FUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HOLY DUMB FUCK ASS INBRED WIENER GOAT DICK GOD DAMMIT PEEPEE PEEPEE FUCK NIGGER TITS DICK IN A BOX FRIG ASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS WANK BITCH HO CUNT CUNT SUCK MY DICK FUCK YOU LIMEY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS NIPPLES BUKKAKE JAP JAP BOOBIES GREASER BASTARD GYPSY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GOBSHITE PISS GANGBANG DICKHEAD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DICK FUCKHEAD ASSCRACK FUCKING JUMP! FUCKTARD WANK FUCKER FUCKWIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BEAVER FUCK FUCKER SHITHEAD HONKY WARNER MUSIC GROUP IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSFACE DUNE COON IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! POLESMOKER NORTH KOREA JOHNNY DICK CHICKEN JAP FUCKER HELL WIGGER GARBAGE DAY! IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCK YOU DICKLICK DOUCHEBAG PISS BENCH PRESS PRICK ASSRAMMER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKSTAIN FUCKING A ASS PENIS ON A STICK JACK OFF CUNTSWILLING FELLATIO FELCHING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITFACE JACKASS SHIT CUNTRAG YID HELL FLAMING ASS BADGER VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNTSWILLING TAMPONS DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER SEMEN WOP INBRED GRIS COON DUMBASS WANK HELLFIRE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! NAZI CHING CHONG CHINK PENIS BALL SACK MOTHERFUCKER JAP COCKSTUFFER COCKSHITTER RAPE PENIS CUM LOLCAT BASTARD GANGBANG SCUMBAG TOWELHEAD BASTARD JACK OFF NIGGER BORDER HOPPER ASSHOLE FUCKWIT ASS HORSE PENIS HORSE PENIS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASSFACE FUCKING JESSE McCARTNEY INBRED BITCH CONDOMS MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 WHORE SHIT GOAT DICK PENIS BUTTFUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER WANKER DICK CHICKEN KIDDY FIDDLER MALARKY DAMN IT BITCH SCUMBAG ASS JACKASS BLUMPKIN JOHN ELWAY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP COON DOUCHEBAG WIGGER PISS PASTURE BITCH SEX GANGBANG PENISBIRD HAIL SATAN! RAPE BATHING SUIT AREA MONKEY SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCK NEGRO ASS LICKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SEMEN ASSHOLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS PISSHOLE TWISTY VAGINA FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMN BALLS POO POO BLOWJOB BUTTFUCKER POLACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS POOPY ASSHAT HORSE SHIT YOGHURT CANNON SEX WANKER BIRD SHIT ASSHAT FUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JOHN ELWAY HELL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK YOU SIGMUND FREUD SHITE FLYING FUCK PRICK DUMBASS POLAK PECKERHEAD CONDOMS SHIT FUCKWIT SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER FELCHING DICKFACE 666 DONKEY PUNCHER BULLSHIT PISSHOLE HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY YOU WANKER FUCK PISS SHITE POLACK SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT NIGGER SHITBALLS TOSSER DICK DICKLICK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TOURETTE'S IS FUN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH EAT MY SHIT! NAZI BOOBS [expletive deleted] ASSHAT BALL SACK NI JESSE McCARTNEY CUNTYMINTS BATHING SUIT AREA MASTURBATION STEVE BALLMER RAT'S COCK FUCKING A BALLS CLUSTER FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PISS FLYING FUCK INCEST GOD DAMN FUCKHEAD SHITFACE FUCKFACE BIGNOSE ASSCRACK PRICK BLOWJOB FUCK OFF VENEREAL DISEASE MASTURBATION JACKASS PEEPEE GOD DAMN CUNTSWILLING FUCK PISS ARTIST FLYING RAT'S ASS DONKEY PUNCHER GOATSE FUCKWIT ASSWIPE JIGGABOO PIECE OF SHIT CHENEY ASSRAMMER MONKEY BALLS PIECE OF SHIT SHITTY DAMN SUCK MY COCK ANUSCAKE ASS TITS PIECE OF SHIT CHICKEN FRIES RECTUM RAIDER CUNNILINGUS [EXPLETIVE] FIST FUCK LOLCAT WIENER PISS EMO WETBACK BALLS BITCH IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FELCHING SHIT BEANER NIGGER TITS ASS JAP DIPSHIT DAMN ASSHAT NIGNOG EPIDIDYMIS PUSSY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MOCKIE SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MAMA MIA HADJI DAMN ASSHAT DONKEY PUNCHER ASSFACE I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH KNOBJOCKEY THONG TASTER PISS HOMO SHITHEAD POMMIE FAG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TESTICLE CHOKE FLAMING ASS BADGER SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? SHITFUCKER DIPSHIT ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! FUCKFACE SHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE CROTCH FAGGOT SHITFACE PRICK SUCK MY COCK ARSEBADGERS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NECROPHILIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMN DICK TITS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! VAGINA FUCK OFF NEGRO FUCKSTAIN SHITTY BITCH SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER SHITFACE PUSSY EMO MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GENITALIA I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! MOTHERFUCKER CANNED QUOTE GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH MARGARET THATCHER ANAL FUCKHEAD NI TAIWAN SHITE SHITFUCKER BALLS SHITHEAD FOREIGN CURRENCY TACO DUNE COON GOD DAMN BITCH SHAKOPEE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DICKFACE BULLCRAP BUTT PIRATE BITCH JIZZ BULLSHIT I WILL END YOU! TITS SHITE ASSHAT HOLY DUMB FUCK GREASER FUCK BITCH CUNT PEARL NECKLACE I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST SPUNK DICK CHICKEN SHITTY THONG TASTER suck my mothers BITCH HORSE PENIS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HELL FUCKWIT TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKING A ASSHAT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! YUKKY DOODY BOLLOCKS THIS IS A RARE SWEAR FUCK BUTTFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SAGGY TITS BASTARD HELL COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKING A WEHATEMARIO suck my mothers MICK GOD DAMMIT SHITTY SHAKOPEE FUCKING A PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMN TAFFY MILF FUCKFACE TWAT DIPSHIT PISS OFF MY ASS SHIT PECKERHEAD BIRD IN THE HOUSE JACKASS INJUN SON OF A BITCH BENSON SUCKS MOTHERFUCKER MOLDY TITS FUCKWIT INBRED CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKBAG GOD DAMN POWERSHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NECROPHILIA MOTHERFUCKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES QUEEF SPANK THE MONKEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DUMBASS NECROPHILIA COCK MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! CRAPPY SEMPRINI BEAVER FLYING FUCK COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BELGIUM SCUMBUCKET SHITFUCKER POMMIE TITWANK COCKSHITTER FUCK YOU SMEG ASSHAT SAGGY TITS PAKI COCKSUCKER BITCH PISS OFF PIECE OF SHIT POOPY SPUNK BOOBS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BUKKAKE ANUSCAKE KIKE P'KANG BUGGER FIST FUCK PENIS SOD OFF SHITE BASTARD CHICKEN SHIT PIG QUEEF FUCK CLEMEN FUCKSTAIN BLUMPKIN DICK TITS BUGGER OFF MOTHERFUCKER I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST HELL CHOAD PUSSY DILDO DAMN POLESMOKER PISS ARTIST FOREIGN CURRENCY ROSIE O'DONNELL SHITFACE SEX HELL SHUT UP, MEG! MOCKIE DICKLICK POMMIE BUNG-HOLE FUCKHEAD [expletive deleted] WANKER GOATSE HELL HORSE PENIS BLUE PENIS! JENKEM TRANNY ANUSCAKE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! ASS BULLSHIT COCKSMOKER DAMN IT TITS NECROPHILIA HORSE PENIS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FAG FUCKSTAIN ARSE DICKFACE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CROTCH ASSHAT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKHEAD and with the [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] and his FUCKHEAD of girraffes in which PISS OFF while reading about FLYING FUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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