Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HITLER neurochemical FUCK disorder MASTURBATION characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid REDNECK, sudden WOMEN'S RIGHTS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMN or DIRTY SANCHEZ vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CHOAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JOHNNY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITFUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PENISFUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SON OF A BITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat POLACK BIRD SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JACKASS utterFUCKance of socially FELCHING objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BITCH television programs to address ASSFACE Tourette's syndrome.

WOP Tourette's is GOBSHITE not to be BALL SACK confused with GREASER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITBALLS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GOBSHITE random HELL disorientation, culturally-SHITTING DICK NIPPLES-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PENIS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TACO language, MOTHERFUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SMEG CAMEL JOCKEY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FRIG souvenir shoppes and massive CHIGGER quantities PEARL NECKLACE of ANAL DIABETES NIPPLES garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKTARD Polite Note to the MOTHERFUCKER Author:

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The JESSE McCARTNEY Tourette's EMO Research Institute was FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA founded to CTHULHU FHTAGN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITSLIDE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITSLINGING article FUCKFACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MOLDY TITS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNTBUCKET.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WANKER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of JACKASS Tourrette's sufferers BULLCRAP swear. You can BLISTERING BARNACLES blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TOWELHEAD TV, for always focusing on the BOB SAGET bad side of a terrible GO COUNT YOUR DICK thing.
  • The main PISS OFF symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are I CAN AFFORD FOOD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CLEVELAND STEAMER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKWIT knee SEX NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is WIENER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKING A cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKHEAD school for DAMN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKFACE sufferers to become BOOBIES manically depressed and TAMPONS commit BALL SACK suicide.
  • There is no HOLY DUMB FUCK cure, and the FUCKFACE drugs that are available to, "calm" the MASTURBATION tics often have adverse FRIG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! perodol" which caused my entire JACKASS body to go FUCK NUGGET numb and PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE basically made it NIGGA! worse than SUCK COCKS IN HELL! it is without the NAZI drug.

I am an active member of a HUMAN RIGHTS tourette syndrome DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKSTAIN the FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "DAMN IT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NORTH KOREA sorry for ASS "hi-jacking" your SHITTY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BRITNEY this that really SOD annoys me. I am working towards a RAT'S ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this LET'S SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ARSE, and making fun of a CUNNILINGUS horrible disorder is (not) SHITFACE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CRAP time.

Best DICK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PANCHEN LAMA reply

As UIGURS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are I LIKE BUSH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill COMMUNISM IS STUPID Westerners show is not an MEG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN TOOTHPASTE degenerate capitalist culture in those CULT OF THE DEAD COW countries. When showing CULT OF THE DEAD COW right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOOGLE in countries DISSIDENTS leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your COMMUNISM IS STUPID capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. GOBSHITE Regards to Andrew TWAT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The CUNTING ASSCRACK bastard who wrote this article. You can COON punch him if you COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS want to.

As a KU KLUX KLAN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this UNITED KINGDOM article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with SALISBURY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the D'OH saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my HOLY DUMB FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How I WILL KILL YOU! to RAT'S COCK cure CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE the CHINK Tourette's FELLATIO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CHICKEN SHIT for FUCKSTAIN Tourette's ASS Syndrome MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE is SHITTY following TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE these GIVING HEAD rules BASTARD in RAPE order:

  • 1: Avoid SHITE immature TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! little SHIT kids,
  • 2: Count to ANAL within ASS 10 FUCKFUCKFUCKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your MOTHERFUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSFACE nor FLYING FUCK talk,
  • 4: Tell LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS yourself you ASSFACE don't SHITFACE have EMO this SHITTY disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK INBRED WITH NASTY INBRED DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BITCH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

SHIT LIKE A HORSE FHTAGN NIGGER COCKSMOKER CROTCH ALF CHICKEN SHIT TACO BIGNOSE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS

BASTARD FUCKTARD TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSCRACK BITCH SUCK A BIG DICK POMMIE FELLATIO CLUSTER FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITFACE HO INBRED ASSHAT MASTURBATION CRAPFUCKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKTARD SEMEN PORCUPINE'S BALLS FELLATIO POLACK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT COCKSHITTER I'LL RAPE YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SON OF A BITCH PISS OFF MY ASS JENKEM ORGASM DILDO POMMIE SPIC DAMN GARBAGE DAY! JIGGABOO REDSKIN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FLYING FUCK POMMIE DIRTY SANCHEZ FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! WANK HITLER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST DILDO JACKASS INCEST WIGGER REDNECK WIKIPEDIA QUEEF GRIS BONER DOUCHEBAG GOBSHITE SEX STRAWBERRY ASS FUCK DICK POOPOO NEGRO NIPPLES DICKFACE BITCH FUCK I WILL END YOU! BASTARD BUTT-HEAD YOU WANKER DOUCHEBAG ARSE ROSIE O'DONNELL BEANER CHOAD HELL SLOPE EAT MY SHIT! MILF SON OF A BITCH FUCK ASSWIPE RAPE TWISTY VAGINA INJUN BOB SAGET WANK FIRECROTCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK DUMBASS TWAT DONKEY DICK CHOAD KISSER FUCK OFF [Insert swear here] FUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MALARKY CAMEL JOCKEY WANK TAFFY FUCKWIT JERK OFF FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSHAT DIPSHIT INBRED GRINGO INCEST SPUNK DELICIOUS CAKE WANK ASS DICKHEAD STEVE BALLMER INBRED PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TWAT FAGGOT YUKKY DOODY BASTARD NIGGER PEARL NECKLACE NIGNOG COCKSMOKER MASTURBATION PEARL NECKLACE BELLEND DIPSHIT AUTOFELLATIO HELL I'LL RAPE YOU NAZI SUCK MY DICK DAMN CHINK WOMEN'S RIGHTS CHINK FUCKTARD ASSHAT SHIT HITLER PEARL NECKLACE MONKEY SHIT DAGO LUV PISS OFF MY ASS TITTYWANK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP REDNECK ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER HENTAI GENITALIA FLYING RAT'S ASS BALL SACK PIGFUCKER GOD DAMN TITS & DICKS FRIG VAGINA YUKKY DOODY JIZZ PUSSY DOUCHE ASS CHIGGER SHAKOPEE FRITZ BLOWJOB BIRD SHIT FUCKFACE CHINK ASSHOLE DIPSHIT COCKGOBLIN KAFFIR POLAK BASTARD CHINK SHITSLINGING DIPSHIT SHIT BUTT PIRATE MOTHERFUCKER FASHION BUG DONKEY PUNCHER DAMN BUTTFUCKER THONG TASTER FRITZ FUCKSTAIN WALRUS SHIT BELLEND ASS HELLFUCKER CRACKER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK COMMUNIST DILDO WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? COON POLACK BULLSHIT ASS JUMPING JESUS!!! INBRED PENIS ON A BUN DIPSHIT SHITFACE GOAT DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOG FUCKER FUCKTARD RAGHEAD GOATSE DAMNATION NIGGER DAMN WANK DOUCHEBAG P'KANG FUCK FUCKTARD CHIGGER SHAKOPEE DAMN HUMAN RIGHTS SHITSLINGING BANGKOK SHITTY WANKER WOP WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FLYING FUCK FEMADOM DAMMIT TITS & DICKS GOD DAMN SHITHEAD POMMIE FLYING FUCK FLYING FUCK FUCKBAG BIGNOSE RECTUM RAIDER BITCH SHIT SOD POMMIE FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCK A DUCK NORTH KOREA MILF DOT HEAD HENTAI GOD DAMMIT PUNANI ANAL DAMN WIGGER FRENCH TICKLER FUCKWIT DOG FUCKER JACKASS CHOAD CHICKEN SHIT BUGGER DICKFACE [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] SHITCOCK BARBRA STREISAND CAMEL FUCKER SON OF A BITCH ASSHOLE CLUSTER FUCK FLYING FUCK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JACKASS SHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DELICIOUS CAKE MARY WHITEHOUSE BRITNEY ARSEBADGERS EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM HELLFUCKER KIKE BITCH COCK CONDOMS BORDER HOPPER HITLER ASSHAT SHITE MASTICATION FOR THE NATION FUCKTARD FUDGEPACKER CLUSTER FUCK BITCH FUCK YOU COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DELICIOUS CAKE ASS DICKLICK BUGGER PEARL NECKLACE SHITHEAD BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCKING MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SOD OFF GO HOME AND DIE PISS OFF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITTIES FUCKTARD TWAT KIKE CC PLZ HO NAZI CUNT BUTTFUCKER DUMBASS PISS ARTIST BEAVER ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKING DOUCHING ASS PAKI SHAKOPEE DIPSHIT CHUFF CONDOMS ALF PENIS ON A STICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAMN CLUSTER FUCK MASTURBATION NI FELCHING FUCK YOU FUCKFACE JIGGABOO SHIT LIKE A HORSE BOB SAGET DICKHEAD DAMN IT COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK FELLATIO DIPSHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FLYING FUCK SHITPISSER FRITZ CLUSTER FUCK CLUSTER FUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PISS ARTIST REDNECK JERK OFF FUCK MASTURBATION RANDY TRAVIS PUSSYLICKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BLUMPKIN BEAVER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DONKEY PUNCHER REBECCA BLACK TITTIES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SOD OFF TOTAL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT EAT MY SHIT! INCEST SPICY CUNT FUCK SHIT SHITSLINGING JACK OFF DOG SHIT WANK SAGGY TITS HAIL SATAN! BRITNEY ABO FAG SHITHEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES CUNT WANK PISS ARTIST 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HITLER SHITTY SHITFUCKER LUV GOD DAMN LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ASS PENIS NEGRO ROSIE O'DONNELL DAMN SHITE CARPET MUNCHER CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMMIT HELL DAMNATION ASS FROG'S FAT ASS SEMEN SHITFACE SLOPE CHRISTHUMPER DICKHEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MONKEY SHIT HORSE SHIT BUTT-HOLE SHITHEAD SHITSKIN BASTARD SHITE DOG SHIT REDNECK FUCKSTAIN DAMNATION HOMO FUCK EMO DOUCHE NAZI POLAK DUNE COON ASSWIPE COCK RUSTY TROMBONE BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITPISSER FUCKHEAD VAGINA FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT COCKSHITTER PISS OFF MY ASS FIST FUCK MONKEY BALLS ASS GOOK FUCKHEAD JENKEM STRAWBERRY ASS OSTRICH MY ASS AUTOFELLATIO TITTYWANK LAKE TITICACA POO POO BLOWJOB WIKIPEDIA SHITE MOTHERFUCKER WANK FAG SEMEN WINDOWS VISTA SHITHEAD DICKFACE SPANK THE MONKEY MARGARET THATCHER NECROPHILIA NICARAGUA BOB SAGET FUCKER BASTARD FUCK PENIS SHITE DICK IN A BOX FLYING FUCK VAGINA GANGBANG FUCKWIT COON LET'S SHIT BASTARD PISS OFF BASTARD SHITSLIDE SHITE TWISTY VAGINA FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSRAMMER FUCKING JUMP! PAKI I WILL END YOU! YID ABO SHIT FUCKSTAIN SHUT UP, MEG! ANAL I'LL RAPE YOU DIPSHIT DOG SHIT WIENER PUSSY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JACK ABRAMOFF BALLS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! TITWANK SHITTY DOUCHING CHIGGER TOSSER BASTARD SHITFACE DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER NI COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DICK ASSCRACK SHITE BUTT PIRATE RAT'S COCK FUCKHEAD PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER LET'S SHIT CLEMEN GO COUNT YOUR DICK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! GOD DAMMIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH JERK OFF FUCKING DOG FUCKER NEGRO MICK TRANNY FUCKTARD CUNT HORSE SHIT HELLFIRE COCKGOBLIN JESSE McCARTNEY FENCE JUMPER CUNT SHITE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DAMN IT BIRD IN THE HOUSE I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITFACE SHITTY BELLEND PRICK RICK MORANIS TENTACLE RAPE MASTURBATION REBECCA BLACK HORSE SHIT ASSCRACK BULLCRAP POOPOO WANK THONG TASTER HELL WOODPECKERSHIT REDNECK REDSKIN CAMEL JOCKEY DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHIT ASSWIPE YOU WANKER YUKKY DOODY SHIT FUCKWIT CHIGGER DAMN IT PORCUPINE'S BALLS SUCK MY COCK MICK SHITFACE SPICY CUNT FUCK MOTHERFUCKER FAGGOT CHRISTHUMPER NEOPETS MARY WHITEHOUSE ASS DAMN FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF SHIT BITCH ORGASM MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKING SHIT ANAL DIABETES Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FRENCH TICKLER and with the CHUFF and his HELL of girraffes in which CHUFF while reading about INBRED!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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