Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DAMMIT neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BITCH, sudden [expletive deleted] m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BUGFUCK or AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PEDOPHILIA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DIPSHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BEANER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKER utterFUCKance of socially SHITBALLS objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CHICKEN SHIT television programs to address SHITE Tourette's syndrome.

DYKE Tourette's is CUNTYMINTS not to be REDNECK confused with PAKI Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MONKEY SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUKKAKE random CRACKER disorientation, culturally-BARBRA STREISAND-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CHENEY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKSTAIN language, NIGGER TITS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS BEANER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DOG SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive DAMN IT quantities BUGFUCK of ANAL DIABETES TIT SPRINKLES garbage.

Darnit.

A PUNANI Polite Note to the I'LL RAPE YOU Author:

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The CRAPFUCKER Tourette's HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Research Institute was FIRECROTCH founded to HO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CAPTAIN CRUNCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your INJUN article FUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MOCKIE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance AMERICA ONLINE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FLYING FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourrette's sufferers HOMO swear. You can WIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKSTAIN TV, for always focusing on the FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA bad side of a terrible BOON thing.
  • The main ASSHAT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SON OF A BITCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FEMADOM knee SHITE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BULLSHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DICKHEAD school for NIGNOG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK YOU sufferers to become ORGASM manically depressed and FUCKHEAD commit ASSCRACK suicide.
  • There is no FUCK cure, and the GOBSHITE drugs that are available to, "calm" the TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK tics often have adverse BELGIUM side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS perodol" which caused my entire TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! body to go CHOAD numb and DICK IN A BOX basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKING it is without the BULLSHIT drug.

I am an active member of a NORTH KOREA tourette syndrome GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating STUB the [Insert swear here] public view of Tourettes as a "REDSKIN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RAPE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DIPSHIT sorry for RUSKIE "hi-jacking" your SAND NIGGER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DOG SHIT this that really CROTCH annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BUKKAKE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be AY-AY-AY, and making fun of a CHUFF horrible disorder is (not) FUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PORCH MONKEY time.

Best SHITFUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “POLACK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBETAN BUDDHISM reply

As STUDENT MOVEMENT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Westerners show is not an MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHRISTIANITY degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST countries. When showing VOTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FREEDOM OF SPEECH in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not DIMETHYL GLYCOL occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SLITTY EYES byproduct of your STUDENT MOVEMENT capitalist society INDIA HAS NUKES.

Li Chiang “UIGURS” Wen

P.S. POLESMOKER Regards to Andrew AUTOFELLATIO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean KU KLUX KLAN reply

Mr. janitor

The MOLDY TITS bastard who wrote this article. You can BASTARD punch him if you GIVING HEAD want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FELLATIO saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my NEOPETS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How BOLLOCKS to WILLY WONKA cure HEIL HITLER! the FUCK Tourette's BUTTFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASSHOLE for PISS Tourette's TRANNY Syndrome SUCK MY DICK is WINDOWS VISTA following GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY these SHITTY rules RAT'S COCK in DICK IN A BOX order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCK immature TITS & DICKS little DOG FUCKER kids,
  • 2: Count to SHITE within FUCK 10 DAMNseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your GINGERBREAD NORTH KOREA SCRATCH! GROUNDER! nor DICKHEAD talk,
  • 4: Tell DICKFACE yourself you CHOAD don't GOD DAMMIT have STUB this PAKI disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GOD DAMMIT WITH NASTY FLYING FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GOBSHITE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

TWAT DICK TITS CAMEL JOCKEY VAGINA FEMADOM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SEMEN TWAT WANK GOD BLESS AMERICA

NECROPHILIA SHITTY COCKSUCKER FUCKFACE CHOAD ASSWIPE CHICKEN SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY DOUCHE NAZI SOD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CRAPMUNCHER NECROPHILIA TWAT CUNT DICK IN A BOX BIBLE BASHER ASSWIPE BONER GOD BLESS AMERICA RAT'S COCK SEMEN BASTARD FAG ASSFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FLYING FUCK THONG TASTER ASS RAGHEAD TWAT EPIDIDYMIS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA YOUR MOM GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSFACE EMO ARSE MILF TOWELHEAD FUCK NIHILISM SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS COCKSUCKER BIBLE BASHER PENIS EMO SHITFACE DAMN FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT POOPY ASSBANDIT PISSHOLE COCKSUCKER TOWELHEAD ASSHAT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY ASS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CHOAD CHOAD HORSE SHIT FALSE BENSON RAT'S ASS SHIT WEHATEMARIO TOWELHEAD EAT MY SHIT! FUCKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ABO BITCH FUCKING FUCK OFF GIVING HEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITHEAD SHUT UP, MEG! JACKASS SHIT BULLSHIT BASTARD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SAND NIGGER DOM DeLUISE RAPE NIGGER ASSWANKING FAILURE! DONGSHOVER FUCKER INBRED EAT MY SHIT! CRACKER PUNANI FUCK STEVE BALLMER POWERSHIT GOD DAMMIT INCEST FUCK OFF SHITCOCK MASTURBATION MASTURBATION SHITFUCKER BUGGER OFF SON OF A BITCH WANK WARNER MUSIC GROUP JACKASS NAZI SHIT DICKFACE ASS CONDOMS HONKY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS suck my mothers ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SCROTUM JENKEM SNUFF PORN ASS JOHN ELWAY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JUSTIN BIEBER ASS LICKER FUCK PRICK DICKHEAD WHORE SOD OFF TWO-INCH PENIS FUCK SHITFACE SCROTUM CLIT PISS FASHION BUG TWAT CUNT LAPPER RAPE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR YOU WANKER DAMN BOOBS BITCH SHITTY FUCK OFF CRAP DONKEY PUNCHER YOGHURT CANNON FUCKTARD FUCKHEAD FOUR-EYES P'KANG [EXPLETIVE] QUEEF POLACK PROTESTS FUCKBAG BENCH PRESS GINGERBREAD REBECCA BLACK DICKHEAD PENIS NI GOBSHITE RAGHEAD PUSSY ORGASM CUNT MONKEY SHIT BITCH POMMIE FUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GRINGO COCKSTUFFER FAGGOT WIKIPEDIA HELL FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JOHNNY CAMEL JOCKEY BLISTERING BARNACLES ASS FUCK OFF NIPPLES HONKY POLESMOKER DELICIOUS CAKE CUNT SHITTY PROTESTS TOSSER WANK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FELCHMONKEY JESSE McCARTNEY MASTURBATION BITCH DOG SHIT DICKWAD CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKSTAIN MOLDY TITS ASSBANDIT JUNGLE BUNNY FAG DIPSHIT JAP WIGGER DIPSHIT FUCK ASSHOLE SHITE BOOBS RAT'S ASS BUKKAKE FUCKHEAD MARY WHITEHOUSE FROG'S FAT ASS SPUNK CONDOMS YOU WANKER BIBLE BASHER BLUE PENIS! COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT COON WOODPECKERSHIT BIRD SHIT FUDGEPACKER GRINGO PORCH MONKEY AUTOFELLATIO BLISTERING BARNACLES I'LL RAPE YOU JOHNNY FUDGEPACKER TWISTY VAGINA BITCH SEX RAPE GREASER BELLEND GO HOME AND DIE WOP NEGRO SHITE MILF DAMMIT I WILL END YOU! DONKEY DICK TITTIES BOLLOCKS BITCH PENIS ON A BUN SHIT TAFFY LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SHITE CUM FUCK INBRED FIST FUCK RAT'S COCK BUKKAKE FUCKTARD COCK DAMN BITCH ANAL DIABETES PEDOPHILIA CUNT GINGERBREAD DAMN JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKFACE PRICK FIST FUCK FU SPANG BANGKOK CRAPMUNCHER TOSSER ANAL DIABETES CHIGGER FUCK HELL CHENEY RICK MORANIS FUCKING ANAL DIABETES POLACK SHITCOCK DICKHEAD FRED PHELPS JAP SCRATCH! GROUNDER! COON CUNNILINGUS INBRED WIENER FUCKTARD BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT BUGGER OFF DILDO FUCKING ASS FASCIST DOUCHEBAG VAGINA FUCK ARSE SHITPISSER JOHN ELWAY FUCKTARD PISS JESSE McCARTNEY ASSHOLE MICK SCUMBAG POLAK BOYCOTT VIACOM! JACK OFF BITCH BUTT PIRATE CUNTSWILLING DICK DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER BELGIUM RAT'S COCK CAMEL FUCKER SHITSLINGING ASSHAT WANKSPLAT GENITALIA FUCKWIT DAMN SHITHEAD CUNTYMINTS MOLDY TITS JACK OFF DICKFACE WALRUS SHIT DILDO FUCKFACE CRAP BULLSHIT WANK WOP SHITHEAD PISS OFF MY ASS PUSSY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCK JIGGABOO BALLS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER DAMN GREASER HORSE SHIT JAP FUCK ASSWIPE JAP NI JACKASS SNUFF PORN I WILL END YOU! QUEEF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL I AM CORNHOLIO! SUCK A BIG DICK BARBRA STREISAND DAMN EXTRA LONG PENIS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GIVING HEAD TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK JAP PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM NIGGER CHICKEN FRIES DAMN IT SHITE HENTAI ASSRAMMER FUCK SHITHEAD TITS SCROTUM WANK TURD INCEST COON ALEX TREBEK DAMN CUNT CROTCH QUEEF MICK ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS INJUN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITFACE WANKSPLAT FUCK YOU TAFFY FUCK OFF DAMNATION FUCK NUGGET LET'S SHIT DICKLICK SAND NIGGER CAMEL JOCKEY CLEMEN PICKANINNY SCUMBAG FUCKHEAD PORCH MONKEY ASS COON NEGRO ANUSCAKE SHIT SHIT FOUR-EYES ASS FELCHING PISS OFF SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNT DAMN [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] FUCK A DUCK GRIS BITCH WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! BOOBIES WANK BALL SACK MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE MICK INBRED BITCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKING JUMP! DUMBASS ASSWIPE AUTOFELLATIO CUNT CC PLZ PISS UP MY ARSE LET'S SHIT FUCKHEAD suck my mothers SHITTY CLEVELAND STEAMER TURD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUM SHITHEAD HELL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DICKWAD SHITHEAD CHENEY FUCKFACE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD WETBACK MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE BANGKOK FELLATIO ASSWIPE FUCKER WANK FUCKTARD FLAMING ASS BADGER BUTTFUCKER NEOPETS FUCKING NAZI FUCK OFF BOYCOTT VIACOM! BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKSTAIN FUCK HADJI CHOAD HELL BASTARD PUNANI FUCKING A SPICY CUNT FUCK BUKKAKE NIGGER CRACKER CHICKEN SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS POTTYMOUTH COCK TOWELHEAD FRITZ TWAT PUSSY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKWIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHIT LIKE A HORSE BASTARD NEOPETS FUCK BITCH DAMN CUNTBUCKET CHINK LOGJAMMER CHIGGER EMO WANK SHITHEAD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CLUSTER FUCK FELLATIO SHITBALLS INCEST HENTAI BIBLE BASHER FUCKING COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITSLINGING DONKEY PUNCHER LAKE TITICACA SEX INJUN TWAT CLUSTER FUCK SPIC DAGO WANK AUTOFELLATIO BULLSHIT FAGGOT BOLLOCKS RAT'S COCK DICKFACE JUSTIN BIEBER PENIS ON A STICK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! GENITALIA MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER PEARL NECKLACE DICKFACE BIRD SHIT SHITFUCKER GRAPE PENIS WALRUS SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BORDER HOPPER VENEREAL DISEASE PUNANI ASSRAPING DICKHEAD INCEST PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BUKKAKE JIGGABOO GOD DAMN BASTARD SHITFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE JIGGABOO SEX HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CRAPPY RAT'S COCK TITS RAT'S COCK BENSON SUCKS NECROPHILIA DOG SHIT CUNNILINGUS DUNE COON TIT DIRT PISS ARTIST SHITCOCK POMMIE DOUCHE SOD OFF FRIG DIPSHIT ABO BASTARD PISS OFF MY ASS PIG PUSSY GOAT DICK PENIS RAGHEAD DOODIE HEAD SHITE WIENER FUCKFACE WOODPECKERSHIT D'OH HO NIGGER FELCHING DUMBASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SCROTUM BELLEND DOG SHIT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUNNILINGUS and with the FRIG and his DOUCHE of girraffes in which WANKER while reading about ROSIE O'DONNELL!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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