Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FRAK neurochemical FUCK disorder GOD DAMMIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DIPSHIT, sudden CUNT LAPPER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKWIT or DIRTY SANCHEZ vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BENCH PRESS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated YOGHURT CANNON way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUNT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GOAT DICK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA STEVE BALLMER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MOTHERFUCKER POOPOO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TWAT utterFUCKance of socially KRAUT objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKFACE television programs to address FUCKSTAIN Tourette's syndrome.

COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Tourette's is SHITE not to be COON confused with CHUFF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SACRAMENTO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKWIT random JACKASS SHIT disorientation, culturally-ASS FASCIST-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TAMPONS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK language, BITCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places YOU WANKER TOTAL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! souvenir shoppes and massive SHIT quantities FUCKSTAIN of ANAL DIABETES SUCK MY COCK garbage.

Darnit.

A ORGASM Polite Note to the CHICKEN SHIT Author:

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The AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's PEARL NECKLACE Research Institute was PISSHOLE founded to NECROPHILIA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FLYING FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PUSSY article HELL funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RAPE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance POMMIE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKTARD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT Tourrette's sufferers SHITHEAD swear. You can DESU blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame RAT'S COCK TV, for always focusing on the ASSHOLE bad side of a terrible YOGHURT CANNON thing.
  • The main STEVE BALLMER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are COCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PENIS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FLYING FUCK knee CHAV NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is TURD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DOUCHE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BUGGER school for SHITHEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BORDER HOPPER sufferers to become SHITFUCKER manically depressed and BOOBS commit suck my mothers suicide.
  • There is no TOSSER cure, and the TITS drugs that are available to, "calm" the TITS tics often have adverse CAMEL JOCKEY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHOLERA IS FUN! perodol" which caused my entire SAND NIGGER body to go GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS numb and BONER basically made it NIGGA! worse than BOOBIES it is without the DICK drug.

I am an active member of a NAZI tourette syndrome ASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITE the SHITE public view of Tourettes as a "BITCH swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is POTTYMOUTH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NEOPETS sorry for DEMOCRACY "hi-jacking" your ASS FASCIST entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUM this that really SCUMBAG annoys me. I am working towards a SHITHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this RUSKIE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TURD, and making fun of a AUTOFELLATIO horrible disorder is (not) CHUFF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN time.

Best PORCH MONKEY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BUGGER OFF” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an PRINCE PHILIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TAIWAN degenerate capitalist culture in those MINORITIES countries. When showing FALUN GONG right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SLITTY EYES in countries CENSORSHIP leadership, those problems does not MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DISSIDENTS byproduct of your PROXY SITES capitalist society POISON IN TOOTHPASTE.

Li Chiang “POISON IN TOOTHPASTE” Wen

P.S. NIGGER Regards to Andrew CRAPFUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The BITCH bastard who wrote this article. You can BULLSHIT punch him if you QUEEF want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this UNITED KINGDOM article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ANAL saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my HORSE SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How MARCH OF FLAMES to RAPE cure TAMPONS the SHITTY Tourette's ASSCRACK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment HONKY for MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's BUTT PIRATE Syndrome PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! is PORCUPINE'S BALLS following TITWANK these ASSFACE rules FIRECROTCH in DAMN order:

  • 1: Avoid BONER immature DIRTY SANCHEZ little TITMOUSE kids,
  • 2: Count to CAMEL JOCKEY within JESSE McCARTNEY 10 PISS ARTISTseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? GOD DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS nor GANGBANG talk,
  • 4: Tell DAMN yourself you INJUN don't INJUN have TRANNY this FUCKING disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNT WITH NASTY SUITCASE PENIS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! BONER EMO BUNG-HOLE FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT DICK GO HOME AND DIE MOLDY TITS GOD DAMN

AMERICA ONLINE BUTTFUCKER BULLSHIT TITS WINDOWS VISTA DAGO CHRISTHUMPER GOD DAMN [expletive deleted] PISS ARTIST SON OF A BITCH CHICKEN SHIT DIPSHIT SHITE BRITNEY CUNT BITCH CUM JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST COMMUNIST DILDO BALLS SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS TITTIES JAP I'LL RAPE YOU IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ANAL DIABETES TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKWIT CUM GENITALIA NEGRO DAMMIT FAG FUCK BOB SAGET I WILL END YOU! SHITCOCK ANAL REDNECK DIPSHIT DAMN COMMUNIST DILDO 666 CHINK TITS NIGGER CC PLZ CUNT BONER I RAPE WALRUSES! BUGGER LET'S SHIT DOT HEAD NIGGER TWISTY VAGINA DIPSHIT KIKE DOT HEAD ASSWIPE ASSCRACK DELICIOUS CAKE CRAPPY WHORE ARSE HELLFIRE SEX PENIS DAMN DAMN IT KRAUT CHICKEN SHIT SHITSLINGING I AM CORNHOLIO! PENIS ON A BUN SHITHEAD FUCKFACE FOUR-EYES BOLLOCKS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME JERK OFF DOODIE HEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSFACE FRENCH TICKLER SUCK MY COCK SHIT COCKSUCKER BASTARD KAFFIR SHAKOPEE ASSWIPE WHORE NIGGER FUCKING RAGHEAD HELLFUCKER CUNTRAG INCEST ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP TITWANK COCKSHITTER FUCK BITCH POOPY BITCH PISS ARTIST CHINK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHITSLINGING QUEEF FELCHMONKEY FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK NUGGET FUCKING JUMP! I WILL KILL YOU! DICKHEAD DUNE COON PISS FLYING RAT'S ASS FOUR-EYES PIECE OF SHIT CUNT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH EPIDIDYMIS JIZZ YOU WANKER CUNTSWILLING BUTT-HEAD CHRISTHUMPER RAT'S COCK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CUNTRAG NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITE SHITFACE TURD FUCKER GYPSY GYPSY SHITFUCKER WANK PIECE OF SHIT CHOAD [EXPLETIVE] SAGGY TITS SHITCUNTING PAKI [EXPLETIVE] PENISPENISPENIS!!! DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TITS & DICKS DAMN IT GANGBANG TWISTY VAGINA DONALD RUMSFELD DIPSHIT [expletive deleted] ORGASM DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS FRENCH TICKLER GIVING HEAD BONER JOHNNY FUCKHEAD TAMPONS RAPE MICK THERE IS A CABAL DAMN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CHUFF SHITBALLS FUCKING A QUEEF COCKSUCKER INBRED DUMBASS BALLS CAPTAIN CRUNCH TITS & DICKS HELL FOUR-EYES HI, BILLY MAYS HERE JESSE McCARTNEY RAGHEAD SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS VAGINA SHITE ORGASM TWO-INCH PENIS CHOAD INBRED FUCKWIT POO POO BLOWJOB NICARAGUA PISS UP MY ARSE YID JENKEM FUCK OFF MASTURBATION GOD DAMMIT PISS OFF INBRED BOYCOTT VIACOM! JOHNNY BIRD SHIT LET'S SHIT RAT'S COCK SHIT FUCKHEAD MAMA MIA MONKEY SHIT ASSHAT BALL SACK DICKFACE TAFFY SHITTY VENEREAL DISEASE ORGASM MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS REDNECK O CANADA SHITTY CHIGGER INBRED CLEMEN ANUSCAKE DICKHEAD BUTTFUCKER DICK CHICKEN DIPSHIT SHITCOCK DAMNATION NIGGER POMMIE REDNECK MOZILLA FIREFOX BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DAMMIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DICK TONY LA RUSSA [expletive deleted] BELLEND WILLY WONKA RANDY TRAVIS INBRED SON OF A BITCH BUNG-HOLE CHOAD ASS BULLSHIT HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN BOB SAGET COCKSMOKER MOCKIE NEGRO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKHEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES BUTTFUCKER ANAL DIABETES DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKHEAD SHITHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMN TITS & DICKS ANAL FUCKTARD PIG ASS FASCIST NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BITCH MOTHERFUCKER PISS TAMPONS BALLS SPICY CUNT FUCK ASS BULLSHIT BASTARD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITFACE SHITFACE DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS BALLS WANKSPLAT FLYING FUCK WANK FUCKER TITWANK ASSFACE GOATSE YUKKY DOODY JACKASS BOOBS BITCH BONER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT suck my mothers FUCKING JUMP! TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITHEAD HORSE SHIT PENISPENISPENIS!!! BONER TUBA FUCKER PRICK PISS GO COUNT YOUR DICK NIGGER CRAPPY NIGNOG ASSFACE PENIS ON A BUN I WILL END YOU! BITCH GANGBANG FROG'S FAT ASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKING JUMP! ASS CUM SHITFACE SHITFACE ASS WOODPECKERSHIT ARSE SHITE DOT HEAD ASSHOLE FRENCH TICKLER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKHEAD ASS SUCK MY DICK GOD BLESS AMERICA BONER TITTYWANK BITCH GOD DAMMIT TENTACLE RAPE CHICKEN SHIT TRANNY BOOBS FUCK REDSKIN DICKLICK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WANK [EXPLETIVE] ASSCRACK DAMMIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MACACA ASS WIENER CHENEY ARSE RAT'S COCK FELCHMONKEY HELL SHITHEAD ASSHOLE SHITBALLS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JOHNNY FUCKSTAIN NEOPETS DICKFACE BOOBS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PUSSY BUKKAKE RUSTY TROMBONE MICK CHOAD I'LL RAPE YOU CANNED QUOTE MOCKIE WANK SEX DICKHEAD FUCK OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HELL CLIT O CANADA CLUSTER FUCK TAMPONS O CANADA SAMUEL L. JACKSON CLUSTER FUCK FUCKHEAD ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK INCEST RAT'S ASS ANAL PISS TOSSER SAGGY TITS BOOBS DOUCHE NIGGER O KURWA! GOD DAMMIT FUCKTARD DUMBASS PISS OFF MY ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING WILLY WONKA LIMEY CRAP ON A STICK BUTT PIRATE FUCKSTAIN CHOAD GANGBANG OSTRICH MY ASS HOSER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! INCEST MILF FEWMETS DICKFACE WIKIPEDIA ASS ASS BUGFUCK ORGASM FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CROTCH 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 WANK REDNECK MAMA MIA FUCKTARD CHING CHONG CHINK FELCHING NEGRO FUCK SPIC PRICK TITTIES SHITBALLS CLEVELAND STEAMER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BONER DAMN ASSHOLE DICKHEAD DOUCHETITS SHITHEAD FUCKBAG FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CLIT PICKANINNY SHIT ASSHOLE PIG BALLS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNNILINGUS JACKASS CHOLERA IS FUN! BASTARD CHENEY MONKEY SHIT FIRECROTCH POLACK FELCHMONKEY CHIGGER YOU WANKER ASSHAT MONKEY SHIT FUCK ASSFACE FLYING FUCK PUSSY SHITE SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT DAGO COCKSMOKER CHICKEN SHIT FUCK TAMPONS CLEMEN FUCKFACE CRAPFUCKER NIGGER HORSE PENIS TITTIES SHITHEAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FLOWERS DAMN DICKHEAD DUNE COON RECTUM RAIDER HORSE SHIT SUGARTITS CRACKER FUCK MASTURBATION NAZI THERE IS A CABAL HORSE PENIS TITS PAKI POLESMOKER FLYING RAT'S ASS MOSES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BOOBS CUNT ASS FASCIST CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCK YOU COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITCOCK SHITBALLS REBECCA BLACK HELL CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUGGER OFF CUNT COMMUNIST DILDO GO HOME AND DIE FUCKHEAD NECROPHILIA BUTTFUCKER CUNT INBRED DUNE COON PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HAIL SATAN! ASS SHITFACE [Insert swear here] AUTOFELLATIO SUCK MY COCK NAZI CRAPMUNCHER WOODPECKERSHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MALL SANTA INCEST IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BIRD SHIT PISS WANK CRACKER ARSEBADGERS COON PIG CHINK SHITE SHITE ASS FUCK NUGGET COCKSUCKER FLYING FUCK ASSCRACK BITCH TOSSER ASSCRACK SLOPE FUCKSTAIN JENKEM FUCKSTAIN FUCK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FUCK OFF GOD DAMN SOD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TACO CUNT SHIT NIGGER CHAV TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! I AM CORNHOLIO! LET'S SHIT DICKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE PENIS ASSHAT FROG'S FAT ASS POMMIE BOOBS JAP FRIG SHITTY FUCKTARD TESTICLE CHOKE ROSIE O'DONNELL PRICK JOHN ELWAY COON NAZI OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKWIT and with the HEIL HITLER! and his FLYING FUCK of girraffes in which FEWMETS while reading about VENEREAL DISEASE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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