Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or AUTOFELLATIO neurochemical FUCK disorder DICKHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CRAPPY, sudden HENTAI m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WANK or CRAP vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CAMEL FUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BALLS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POLESMOKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUDGEPACKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GOD DAMN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TRANNY SAGGY TITS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous POLESMOKER utterFUCKance of socially PEDOPHILIA objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DUNE COON television programs to address MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM Tourette's is JENKEM not to be JIGGABOO confused with I'LL RAPE YOU Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASSCRACK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITCOCK random CLEMEN disorientation, culturally-NIPPLES-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth [Insert silly non-swear here] outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKSTAIN language, ARSE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK OFF SUCK COCKS IN HELL! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SCUMBAG souvenir shoppes and massive IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! quantities BOOBS of ANAL DIABETES HI, BILLY MAYS HERE garbage.

Darnit.

A HORSE PENIS Polite Note to the TITS Author:

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The LET'S SHIT Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Research Institute was TOWELHEAD founded to JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITBALLS article CRAPPY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BUNG-HOLE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CLIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUTTFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FLYING FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of WANK Tourrette's sufferers SUCK MY COCK swear. You can SHAKOPEE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKSTAIN TV, for always focusing on the BOOBS bad side of a terrible PISS ARTIST thing.
  • The main CRAPMUNCHER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CLUSTER FUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FAG knee TURD NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BUGGER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BLESSED DAMN SAINT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at YID school for CHOAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUM sufferers to become ASSFACE manically depressed and WOP commit YOU WANKER suicide.
  • There is no FLYING FUCK cure, and the DUMBASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BASTARD tics often have adverse PRICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CRAPPY perodol" which caused my entire POLAK body to go PEEPEE numb and TAFFY basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITE it is without the FUCKHEAD drug.

I am an active member of a GOD DAMN tourette syndrome INBRED association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SPICY CUNT FUCK the BOYCOTT VIACOM! public view of Tourettes as a "TAMPON IN MY ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NAZI sorry for GOD DAMN "hi-jacking" your SUCK MY COCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PENIS this that really SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a CRAPMUNCHER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this VAGINA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NIGNOG, and making fun of a DONALD RUMSFELD horrible disorder is (not) FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CRAPPY time.

Best FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BOOBS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply

As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an CENSORSHIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those FALUN GONG countries. When showing RIVER CRABS SUCK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN TOOTHPASTE in countries STUDENT MOVEMENT leadership, those problems does not MELAMINE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your STUDENT MOVEMENT capitalist society DISSIDENTS.

Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. DOUCHING Regards to Andrew FAGGOT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

Mr. janitor

The COCKSUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? punch him if you SAMUEL L. JACKSON want to.

As a MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this BRITAIN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MALARKY saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my NECROPHILIA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FUCK OFF to BEANER cure RAT'S ASS the CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE Tourette's WANK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMN for SON OF A BITCH Tourette's GOBSHITE Syndrome MONKEY'S UNCLE is SHITFACE following DICKHEAD these HELL rules POLAK in GOD DAMMIT order:

  • 1: Avoid KIKE immature DICKFACE little FUCKTARD kids,
  • 2: Count to POOPOO within NIGGER TITS 10 HELLseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your CRACKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKING A nor ABO talk,
  • 4: Tell FUCKFACE yourself you HORSE PENIS don't HORSE PENIS have FUCKHEAD this FELLATIO disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CRACKER WITH NASTY HAIL SATAN! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKHEAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FUCK OFF ASSCRACK FUCKTARD ASS CRAPPY SAGGY TITS PISS OSTRICH MY ASS FU SPANG SEX

HORSE SHIT CLIT CHIGGER HAIL SATAN! TOWELHEAD YOUR MOM DAMN IT 666 ASSHAT JACKASS SHIT HOSER SCROTUM DICK CHICKEN BITCH RAT'S COCK SHITSLINGING D'OH JESSE McCARTNEY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER HELL ASSHAT YOUR MOM YOU WANKER DAMN BOOBIES ORGASM ORGASM WANK CAMEL FUCKER CRAPPY SPICY CUNT FUCK NECROPHILIA HAIL SATAN! MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CUNNILINGUS ASS HENTAI NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ORGASM I'LL RAPE YOU TWAT ANUSCAKE TWAT FUCK CLEMEN FUCKING DILDO FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER BALL SACK YUKKY DOODY VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN GOD DAMMIT BIGNOSE REDSKIN HITLER SHITE GANGBANG MORGAN TSVANGIRAI BULLSHIT SOD BALLS FUCK DICK BEAVER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS OSTRICH MY ASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PISS CRAP ON A STICK GENITALIA POOPY ASSRAPING NAZI SHITTY HENTAI BITCH SHIT ANUSCAKE RUSTY TROMBONE BASTARD ASS DICK CHICKEN RAGHEAD HOLY DUMB FUCK ABO FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS SEX DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DICKFACE DOUCHE ASSHOLE WANKSPLAT ASS BEAVER JACKASS INBRED DONGSHOVER DAMN JACKASS TAMPONS TOWELHEAD TOTAL MASTURBATION TAFFY JACKASS RAT'S ASS FUCKING A HELL JOHN SMILEY FACE DICKHEAD DILDO SCUMBAG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GOBSHITE BULLSHIT DIPSHIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DUMBASS WANK TACO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA O CANADA BITCH SPUNK SHITFACE NAZI CLEVELAND STEAMER I LIKE SCHOOL GOD BLESS AMERICA INBRED COCKSHITTER BRUSH MA TEETH SHITCUNTING REBECCA BLACK GREASER SHIT LET'S SHIT HAIL SATAN! CUNT DONKEY DICK PENISFUCK WHORE FIRECROTCH LOLCAT INBRED FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BLOWJOB NIGGER STRAWBERRY ASS JENKEM SHIT DOG FUCKER CRAPFUCKER FUCK OFF BEANER SEMEN SEMEN DARTH VADER NIGNOG HORSE PENIS FRENCH TICKLER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUNTBUCKET HELL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CLIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CLIT DONKEY DICK BRUSH MA TEETH BELGIUM JUNGLE BUNNY SHITE DOG FUCKER DOUCHE RAT'S COCK [EXPLETIVE] BORDER HOPPER COCKSUCKER GOD DAMN BOON FUCK FUCK OFF RUSTY TROMBONE PISS ASS SHITFUCKER SHIT SHITCOCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING D'OH DICKFACE BUNG-HOLE TWAT SUCK MY DICK BASTARD SPUNK RAT'S ASS NIGGER TITS ASSWIPE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITCOCK AUTOFELLATIO DYKE CHICKEN SHIT ASSWIPE ASS PEARL NECKLACE BLOWJOB SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCK SHITE DOUCHE NAZI CLIT FUCK BITCH SHITFACE FUCK JERRY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WANK BOON CUNT LOLCAT GRINGO CUNT ARSEBADGERS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SLOPE MOTHERFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER MONKEY BALLS DAMMIT NEGRO SHITTY CRAPMUNCHER BITCH FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BUTT PIRATE SPUNK DICK JIGGABOO DOUCHE CRAPMUNCHER SAMUEL L. JACKSON BOLLOCKS ART METAL PRODUCTS RAT'S ASS CRACKER DOUCHETITS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER YOU WANKER SOD OFF JAP GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS JAP HADJI FUCKING A WEHATEMARIO GRIS BASTARD PUSSY DAMN SHIT PECKERHEAD FRAK LET'S SHIT MOCKIE I LIKE SCHOOL WIGGER ASSWIPE BUGFUCK CUM FUCKSTAIN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DYKE WANK TWAT SOAPY TITWANK DAMNATION CANNED QUOTE TITS HEIL HITLER! GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FUCKFACE ASSHOLE BULLCRAP LAKE TITICACA PUSSY BULLSHIT I WILL END YOU! BLESSED DAMN SAINT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MASTURBATION CLIT HELL MOCKIE BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASS SHITFACE RECTUM RAIDER SHUT UP, MEG! ASSWIPE SHITHEAD ORGASM I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BULLSHIT DIPSHIT DICKHEAD SCUMBUCKET DUNE COON GOD DAMN BLESSED DAMN SAINT BIGNOSE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BULLSHIT ABO WANKSPLAT MOZILLA FIREFOX JERK OFF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITFUCKER BUTT PIRATE RAT'S ASS SHIT FUCKSTAIN YOUR MOM BLOWJOB TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASS DICKLICK MALARKY SEMEN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKER SHITBALLS FUCKER SHITTY DICKFACE DOG SHIT TITWANK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FELCHMONKEY MICK JACKASS BUTT-HEAD CONDOMS SPANK THE MONKEY WANKSPLAT HONKY DAMMIT INJUN SHIT LOLCAT FLYING FUCK MASTURBATION DOODIE HEAD SOD DIPSHIT WEHATEMARIO I WILL END YOU! MOTHERFUCKER HATE HATE HAT PISS ARTIST ASS WANK TACO BRUSH MA TEETH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BASTARD FUCKSTAIN CRAPPY KIKE PUNANI BUGFUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NIPPLES SCUMBAG MASTURBATION SHITE DAMN IT CUNTRAG DYKE MICK FUCKING NIGNOG ASSHOLE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BEANER RAPE ASS BLUE PENIS! JOHN ELWAY DAMN BLESSED DAMN SAINT POLESMOKER HELL D'OH PIECE OF SHIT BULLSHIT CUNNILINGUS DOUCHE NAZI BALL SACK CUNT CRAPPER JACKASS SHIT NIPPLES DIPSHIT CRAPMUNCHER BASTARD SUCK MY COCK DIPSHIT JIZZ SCUMBAG I WILL END YOU! SPICY CUNT FUCK SUITCASE PENIS MACACA FRENCH TICKLER KNOBJOCKEY ASSCRACK DONKEY DICK BLESSED DAMN SAINT PENIS ON A STICK CENSORSHIP I'LL RAPE YOU SHITE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CRAP ON A STICK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK HELL BULLSHIT PUSSY ASSFACE DICKLICK SEX VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT SCROTUM TITWANK SHIT BOOBIES DEVELOPERS! BITCH THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! RAPE BONER HELL TURD ASSCRACK SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANK CENSORSHIP SAND NIGGER WIKIPEDIA PENIS CUM BONER 666 ASSHAT RANDY TRAVIS RAT'S ASS ARSE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PORCUPINE'S BALLS GANGBANG BUNG-HOLE [Insert swear here] TITTIES FUCK ORGASM JENKEM PISS OFF BUTT PIRATE POWERSHIT YOUR MOM BULLSHIT BIRD SHIT SHIT POMMIE DIPSHIT JACK OFF PRICK BONER suck my mothers FUCKING A BALLS COCK MALARKY FUCKING QUEEF CUNT WANK DAMN MALARKY CUNT LAPPER ANAL DIABETES 666 BUGFUCK SHITHEAD CAMEL FUCKER SON OF A BITCH FUCKER POLAK WANK BANGKOK FUCKING DAGO SEMEN BLUMPKIN BLESSED DAMN SAINT SHITFACE DONKEY DICK MILF DAMN ASSHOLE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO JAP SHITHEAD BUGFUCK JERRY COCK VENEREAL DISEASE PISS ARTIST BULLSHIT COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BULLSHIT CUNT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CUNT GYPSY POMMIE DAMN CLEMEN NECROPHILIA COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK GRAPE PENIS CHRISTHUMPER FUCKING BULLSHIT GOD DAMN SHITBALLS SHITBALLS PEARL NECKLACE JESSE McCARTNEY NICARAGUA SHITHEAD STRAWBERRY ASS SHITFUCKER NIGGER POLESMOKER ANUSCAKE ASSCRACK ASSHAT ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKSTAIN MILF 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 SHITHEAD NAZI POMMIE TOTAL PISS BENCH PRESS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT COCKSUCKER HONKY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CHENEY BIGNOSE FUCK GOBSHITE FUCK YOU CHOAD WANK CAPTAIN CRUNCH FELCHMONKEY PICKANINNY SMEG FUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER ASSWIPE COCK DAMN FUCKING A FUCK OFF ARSEBADGERS ASSHOLE BASTARD ABO ARSEBADGERS FELCHING CUNTING ASSCRACK HORSE SHIT BASTARD GOBSHITE JACKASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CUNT BUGFUCK MARGARET THATCHER BLESSED DAMN SAINT SHITFUCKER SHITTY RAT'S COCK RAT'S ASS DICKLICK FUCKER LET'S SHIT JACK OFF Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITPISSER and with the TWAT and his STUB of girraffes in which DONKEY PUNCHER while reading about NICARAGUA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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