Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA neurochemical FUCK disorder GIVING HEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PIECE OF SHIT, sudden TRANNY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SCUMBUCKET or PRICK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKING in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CRAPFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GYPSY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSHOLE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TWISTY VAGINA RONNIE CORBETT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DIPSHIT utterFUCKance of socially FUCKSTAIN objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DOUCHING television programs to address SOAPY TITWANK Tourette's syndrome.

DAMNATION Tourette's is EXTRA LONG PENIS not to be BIRD SHIT confused with PIECE OF SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NEGRO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DUNE COON random ARSE disorientation, culturally-ALEX TREBEK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CONDOMS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BULLSHIT language, ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places I'LL RAPE YOU DONKEY PUNCHER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSCRACK souvenir shoppes and massive HELL quantities DAMN IT of ANAL DIABETES NIGGER garbage.

Darnit.

A GOD DAMN Polite Note to the THONG TASTER Author:

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The HELL Tourette's FIST FUCK Research Institute was MOTHERFUCKER founded to DOUCHE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GOD DAMN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your YUKKY DOODY article BUTT PIRATE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and RAPE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISSHOLE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance COON.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MONKEY BALLS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of HORSE PENIS Tourrette's sufferers WILLY WONKA swear. You can DOUCHEBAG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNT TV, for always focusing on the SHIT bad side of a terrible DARTH VADER thing.
  • The main YOU WANKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TWAT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK YOU' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WIENER knee FUCKBAG NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is POLESMOKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DICKLICK school for BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SUCK MY COCK sufferers to become QUEEF manically depressed and WOODPECKERSHIT commit JACKASS SHIT suicide.
  • There is no MARY WHITEHOUSE cure, and the RANDY TRAVIS drugs that are available to, "calm" the LOGJAMMER tics often have adverse GOOK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FELCHING perodol" which caused my entire IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! body to go CLIT numb and FUCKING FUCKFUCKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than SAND NIGGER it is without the BITCH drug.

I am an active member of a CUNT tourette syndrome REDNECK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DUMBASS the TWAT public view of Tourettes as a "JOHNNY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RAT'S COCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HADJI sorry for BULLSHIT "hi-jacking" your FUCKWIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CLIT this that really GRAPE PENIS annoys me. I am working towards a IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HAIL SATAN! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSHOLE, and making fun of a CHING CHONG CHINK horrible disorder is (not) NIGGER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GO HOME AND DIE time.

Best COCKSTUFFER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FROG'S FAT ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHISM reply

As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Westerners show is not an BUDDHIST MONK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY degenerate capitalist culture in those TIANENMEN SQUARE countries. When showing DISSIDENTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBET in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA IS CAPITALIST byproduct of your CHINA IS CAPITALIST capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. BORDER HOPPER Regards to Andrew HOMO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

Mr. janitor

The MARGARET THATCHER bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKWIT punch him if you EMO want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SPANK THE MONKEY saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my DAMNATION intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT to COCK cure FUCKFACE the FUCKHEAD Tourette's ASSCRACK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHIT for BALL SACK Tourette's PISS ARTIST Syndrome LOLCAT is DAMMIT following SOD these BEANER rules I'LL RAPE YOU in PASTURE order:

  • 1: Avoid SHITE immature DICKFACE little CUNNILINGUS kids,
  • 2: Count to CROTCH within PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT 10 WANKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your POOPOO DUNE COON BLUE PENIS! nor DICKHEAD talk,
  • 4: Tell TUBA yourself you DAMN don't FUCK have ASSHOLE this TURD disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BITCH WITH NASTY PIECE OF SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SAND NIGGER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKFACE BALLS CUNT BOLLOCKS SHITE BUTT-HEAD JAP TWAT ASS

ASS BITCH BASTARD POISON IN BABY FORMULA RAT'S ASS DOUCHEBAG CROTCH SUCK MY COCK DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN CUNT FUCKER ASSWIPE DOUCHE CROTCH WOODPECKERSHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GREASER DONKEY DICK FUCKWIT AUTOFELLATIO WANKER BALLS DOT HEAD 666 RAT'S ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK FRITZ I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! AY-AY-AY RAPE FUCKHEAD BUGGER OFF SPANK THE MONKEY FELCHING GANGBANG FROG'S FAT ASS URINE-GARGLING VAGINA GENITALIA CC PLZ NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PUSSY FUCKTARD PRICK BEAVER WOP BUGGER OFF RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CONAN O'BRIAN BITCH CC PLZ TACO HORSE SHIT CUNT CRAPPER BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHIT JIGGABOO CHRISTHUMPER PECKERHEAD BASTARD DILDO [expletive deleted] suck my mothers SHITBALLS MOTHERFUCKER RAPE FIST FUCK LAKE TITICACA DOUCHE PENIS HOLY DUMB FUCK BALLS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CRACKER TITS NICARAGUA ASSRAPING PISS POISON IN BABY FORMULA ANAL DIABETES SHITFACE SNUFF PORN CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ABO WALRUS SHIT BOOBIES CLUSTER FUCK JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FAG ASSWIPE EAT MY SHIT! SLOPE TITS & DICKS COCKSUCKER COCKSMOKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FELCHING FUCK YOU SON OF A BITCH SHITBALLS DUMBASS POTTYMOUTH ASSFACE CRAPPY SHIT CLIT PAKI FELLATIO CHOAD ASSRAMMER BELLEND MOTHERFUCKER CUNTSWILLING ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITSLINGING NIPPLES BASTARD COMMUNIST DILDO CUNNILINGUS INBRED I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASSWIPE LET'S SHIT DAMN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CROTCH ASS COCKSHITTER PUSSYLICKER CHICKEN SHIT BLUE PENIS! SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKFACE NEGRO BITCH BASTARD 666 CAMEL JOCKEY POLACK BEAVER GOD DAMMIT SHITFUCKER ASSFACE CLUSTER FUCK BORDER HOPPER BOOBIES BASTARD DICKWAD DICKLICK WIGGER ASS DICKHEAD SHIT WANKSPLAT DONGSHOVER FUCK JOHN ELWAY HOMO NIGGER SHITSLINGING WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BALL SACK SHITE VENEREAL DISEASE KNOBJOCKEY CUNNILINGUS CHINK CUNTRAG WALRUS SHIT GOBSHITE WANKSPLAT COCK SOD OFF WIENER CUNT ASSHOLE DAGO NORTH KOREA HEIL HITLER! SHIT SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE DUMBASS WOODPECKERSHIT BEAVER PENIS ASSHAT NAZI LAKE TITICACA SCUMBAG BOYCOTT VIACOM! DAGO FELLATIO FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK GO HOME AND DIE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON YOU WANKER SEX MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DICKLICK FELCHMONKEY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUKKAKE BULLSHIT ASSHAT SHIT JUMPING JESUS!!! COCKSHITTER BLOWJOB BITCH DOUCHE NAZI CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DOUCHE HELL CRAPPY THONG TASTER DOUCHETITS SHITFACE BORDER HOPPER CLEMEN WIGGER PISS OFF MY ASS PUSSY CRAP JAP PISS PISSHOLE FELLATIO ORGASM DAMN IT DAMN JACKASS HENTAI CLUSTER FUCK BONER FUCKWIT BIRD SHIT RAT'S ASS HEIL HITLER! CLUSTER FUCK SOD OFF BENSON SUCKS FUCK YOU BEANER JUNGLE BUNNY ART METAL PRODUCTS ASSHAT CLIT SHITFUCKER FUCKFACE MALARKY MARGARET THATCHER FUCKING A SHITTY P'KANG RECTUM RAIDER RAPE SUGARTITS TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITE REDSKIN FUCKING FUCKSTAIN BENCH PRESS TONY LA RUSSA HELL PRICK ARSE HOMO FLYING RAT'S ASS BOB SAGET SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMN ORGASM NAZI I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY PIECE OF SHIT CUM PAKI JAP HOMO BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG TITWANK FUCK NUGGET TAMPON IN MY ASS PISS OFF VAGINA ASS MOTHERFUCKER POO POO BLOWJOB TURD DICK ASSCRACK HELL SHIT [EXPLETIVE] TITS CHAV MOTHERFUCKER BEAVER BUNG-HOLE BUTT-HEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WANK SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BORDER HOPPER DOUCHE NAZI PUSSYLICKER PORCH MONKEY MASTURBATION PISS ARTIST BUKKAKE TOWELHEAD SCROTUM FUCKING A BUGGER OFF PISS ARTIST SHITHEAD ASSHAT SPANK THE MONKEY SHIT COCK WANK FUCKSTAIN BOOBIES FUCKTARD DAMN IT DAMN IT DIPSHIT HOMO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BONER PISS ARTIST CUNTBUCKET CUNTYMINTS ASSHAT ARSE BASTARD VENEREAL DISEASE NAZI DOM DeLUISE PECKERHEAD RANDY TRAVIS REDSKIN DAMN BASTARD BUNG-HOLE RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD HITLER TOWELHEAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FIRECROTCH JUMPING JESUS!!! SOD OFF SEX NIPPLES TITWANK TURD BIRD SHIT TWAT DUMBASS RAGHEAD FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS POLACK UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! PIECE OF SHIT CHUFF CROTCH JACKASS SHITE FRITZ WANKER URINE-GARGLING PISSHOLE DICK TITS SHITFACE CUNT SPICY CUNT FUCK COON WALRUS SHIT FUCKWIT PAKI SHIT DAMN CRAPPY VAGINA CLIT NAZI FUCKTARD DICKHEAD DUNE COON JUSTIN BIEBER BENCH PRESS FUCKING I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! NIPPLES TITWANK CHOAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ARSE SUCK MY COCK BASTARD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHIT LIKE A HORSE SNUFF PORN ASSCRACK BOOBIES NAZI WANKSPLAT CUNT FELLATIO CHUFF DICKWAD ASSHAT SHITFACE PISS ARTIST FUCK OFF GIVING HEAD suck my mothers HORSE SHIT COON FLYING RAT'S ASS SCUMBAG ASSWIPE PEEPEE PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKER STEVE BALLMER BUGGER OFF WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKFACE PORCUPINE'S BALLS FEMADOM HORSE SHIT TAMPONS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PISS OFF CLEMEN ASS FUCKFACE DIPSHIT RAGHEAD LAKE TITICACA DONGSHOVER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ASSWIPE JIZZ TIT DIRT LOLCAT POMMIE MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST CHOAD DIRTY SANCHEZ SOD OFF CONAN O'BRIAN YID ASSFACE GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD SLOPE SHITHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS JACKASS BELLEND FELLATIO ASSFACE AMERICA ONLINE TAMPONS DOUCHE ASS THIS IS SPARTA! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HOSER LIMEY PISS SHITFUCKER DICKFACE FEMADOM FUCKER FUCKWIT GOAT DICK WANKSPLAT ASSHAT MICK BONER SAMUEL L. JACKSON NICARAGUA DICK CHICKEN CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CUM JACKASS SHIT FELLATIO REDSKIN GRINGO DAMMIT FIST FUCK FUCK TITS & DICKS BALL SACK ANUSCAKE CUM SHITBALLS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKHEAD DAMN CUNT DOUCHETITS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PIGFUCKER FUCK FUCKWIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PUNANI BUGGER BIG FOOT NIPPLES COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HEIL HITLER! DOM DeLUISE DICKFACE DAMN FRIG JIGGABOO NIHILISM [expletive deleted] DOG SHIT BULLCRAP DAMMIT BLUE PENIS! JIZZ JIZZ pen0r DOG SHIT GOD DAMN CUNTING ASSCRACK HELL SHITFUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKWIT WANK FUCK A DUCK BASTARD WANK DIPSHIT FUCK CRAPPY SMEG ARSE JOHN ELWAY AUTOFELLATIO WETBACK FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES ORGASM INBRED DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU SOD JACK OFF SHITBALLS FUCKSTAIN PENIS ON A BUN PISS OFF ORGASM BONER NIPPLES SHIT BOOBS PRICK WIENER GRIS TAMPONS GRIS POLACK CONDOMS DIPSHIT FIRECROTCH GOBSHITE SUCK MY DICK TWAT TACO PIG DOM DeLUISE INBRED MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCKING JUMP! BOB SAGET WANKSPLAT DIPSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKTARD CLUSTER FUCK MAMA MIA DOUCHE NAZI MOZILLA FIREFOX COCK DICKFACE DOUCHE NAZI WOMEN'S RIGHTS TITS & DICKS SUCK MY COCK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DICKFACE and with the SCRATCH! GROUNDER! and his FLAMING ASS BADGER of girraffes in which CUNT while reading about BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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