Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DAMNATION neurochemical FUCK disorder SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!, sudden GENITALIA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements LIKE FATHER LIKE SON or OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FLYING FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SEMEN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUNTBUCKET include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DYKE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MAMA MIA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FEWMETS ASSFACE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHIGGER utterFUCKance of socially ASSWIPE objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DOM DeLUISE television programs to address NICARAGUA Tourette's syndrome.

BOOBS Tourette's is FUCK not to be TWO-INCH PENIS confused with OH SHI– Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HOMO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICKFACE random TURD disorientation, culturally-ASSRAPING-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BLUE PENIS! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK language, DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BULLSHIT BIBLE BASHER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JACKASS souvenir shoppes and massive SHITCUNTING quantities SHITSLINGING of ANAL DIABETES CLIT garbage.

Darnit.

A COCK Polite Note to the MOLDY TITS Author:

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The GOAT DICK Tourette's SOD OFF Research Institute was FUCKTARD founded to I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BASTARD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOD BLESS AMERICA article DONKEY PUNCHER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PISSHOLE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKWIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of WIENER Tourrette's sufferers PISS swear. You can RAT'S COCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHOAD TV, for always focusing on the FUCKSTAIN bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
  • The main FUCKHEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MARY WHITEHOUSE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PEARL NECKLACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SUITCASE PENIS knee MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BASTARD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WANK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNT school for IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOD DAMMIT sufferers to become DUMBASS manically depressed and GYPSY commit PENISFUCK suicide.
  • There is no BLISTERING BARNACLES cure, and the YOU drugs that are available to, "calm" the RAPE tics often have adverse SHITBALLS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICKHEAD perodol" which caused my entire LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS body to go JERRY numb and SHITTING DICK NIPPLES basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKING it is without the FAGGOT drug.

I am an active member of a SON OF A BITCH tourette syndrome GENITALIA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WOODPECKERSHIT the FIRECROTCH public view of Tourettes as a "SCROTUM swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSCRACK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SON OF A BITCH sorry for SIGMUND FREUD "hi-jacking" your SAMUEL L. JACKSON entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SEX this that really PUSSY annoys me. I am working towards a GANGBANG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GENITALIA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD, and making fun of a PEDOPHILIA horrible disorder is (not) SCUMBUCKET funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN time.

Best GOD DAMN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSRAPING” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As MINORITIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill COMMUNISM IS STUPID Westerners show is not an MONASTERIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing STUDENT RIOTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TANK MAN byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “ELECTION” Wen

P.S. PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM Regards to Andrew DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

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The DICK bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKING A punch him if you FUCK OFF want to.

As a MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not BRITAIN white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JAP saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my NAZI intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM to BASTARD cure WETBACK the FUCK OFF Tourette's FRAK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHIT for DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! Tourette's CUM Syndrome BRUSH MA TEETH is FUCK following CUNT LAPPER these ANAL DIABETES rules HELL in SHITE order:

  • 1: Avoid WIENER immature SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS little DICKHEAD kids,
  • 2: Count to VENEREAL DISEASE within MONKEY SHIT 10 JERRYseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WILLY WONKA SHITHEAD nor RAPE talk,
  • 4: Tell DONKEY DICK yourself you SHITPISSER don't AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI have FUCKSTAIN this BUTTFUCKER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DOG SHIT WITH NASTY LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

JACKASS HORSE SHIT WHORE ABO PRICK CONDOMS CHINK BIG FOOT BIG FOOT GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK

BELLEND FUCKSTAIN SHITTY BENCH PRESS NAZI BALLS TAMPON IN MY ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CAPTAIN CRUNCH COON HOT GRITS FUCKING WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JACKASS DARTH VADER CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKING FUCKFACE CHING CHONG CHINK [EXPLETIVE] GOD DAMMIT COON KRAUT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GOD DAMN SAND NIGGER FUCKER FUCKING JUMP! FUCK OFF DICK IN A BOX FUCK YOU Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! RAT'S ASS SHIT TIMBER NIGGER FUCKER SHITSKIN BIRD IN THE HOUSE BUTTFUCKER DILDO [expletive deleted] HO CLUSTER FUCK COCKSMOKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BUTTFUCKER PENIS WANK COCKSTUFFER FUCKWIT BUKKAKE BENCH PRESS THIS IS A RARE SWEAR FELLATIO JACKASS SUITCASE PENIS TAMPONS FIRECROTCH ASS CARPET MUNCHER PENIS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HELLFIRE 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITSKIN CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST CLEMEN SHIT MOLDY TITS DICKFACE WANKER FUCK NUGGET FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA YOUR MOM SHITTING DICK NIPPLES HORSE SHIT YOU WANKER GRIS JACKASS NIGGER MARGARET THATCHER PISS PISS OFF PEDOPHILIA PISS ARTIST HOSER SUGARTITS ASS LICKER ASSHOLE POWERSHIT BUTT-HEAD JENKEM DAMN SHITTY DELICIOUS CAKE JOHN SMILEY FACE DICKHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUGGER OFF CRAPFUCKER BIRD SHIT KAFFIR CAMEL JOCKEY RAT'S COCK RAT'S COCK DILDO BUKKAKE FUCKWIT MILF SHUT UP, MEG! MOLDY TITS FUCKSTAIN PIG SPUNK FUCKHEAD STRAWBERRY ASS GIVING HEAD INJUN DICKHEAD BITCH FUCK CUNT BOOBS BIBLE BASHER EMO BULLSHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNNILINGUS PUSSYLICKER POLESMOKER YID FASHION BUG DILDO CLUSTER FUCK REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE SAND NIGGER REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE SEMEN FUCK DONKEY DICK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SHIT CROTCH JAP GOD DAMMIT TITS & DICKS BOOBIES SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMN GENITALIA MARGARET THATCHER BUTTFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE COCK ANAL DIABETES AMERICA ONLINE CUNNILINGUS ASS BENCH PRESS ASSCRACK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CUNT YOU WANKER FUCK TITWANK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SUITCASE PENIS SPUNK SHITCOCK HIV NEGATIVE WIENER FLYING FUCK DAMN IT NIPPLES BITCH MONKEY BALLS DAMN GREASER FAGGOT FOUR-EYES FUCKHEAD HELL CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SHITHEAD JACK OFF NAZI BANGKOK BUTTFUCKER DOG SHIT JIGGABOO DUNE COON O KURWA! WALRUS SHIT BLOWJOB FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SIGMUND FREUD YOGHURT CANNON FUCKFACE CC PLZ MOZILLA FIREFOX TWAT 30 CASES OF PICKLES BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TRANNY WIKIPEDIA NEGRO TURD PUSSYLICKER DAMMIT YOU WANKER CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST FUCK OFF SHIT POLAK DUMBASS FUCKING HEIL HITLER! DOUCHEBAG JACK OFF FRENCH TICKLER BUTT PIRATE LET'S SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY RAT'S ASS TWAT HELL ASSHAT [expletive deleted] D'OH CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BULLSHIT VAGINA ASSFACE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RUSKIE JOHN ELWAY INCEST GRUE RAPE TWAT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKTARD LET'S SHIT ASS FUCK FUCKHEAD ASSRAMMER DAMN IT REDNECK GANGBANG FUCKSTAIN BASTARD IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU BUTT-HOLE SMEG FUCKER CUNNILINGUS SHITTY PEARL NECKLACE SHITCUNTING BUGFUCK ANUSCAKE CROTCH CUNT BUNG-HOLE GOAT DICK YOU WANKER FUCKWIT JAP [Insert swear here] FUCKFACE SHIT BOB SAGET PENISFUCK SCUMBAG ASSWIPE TOSSER BIBLE BASHER CLEMEN DICK DONGSHOVER ANAL TENTACLE RAPE LAKE TITICACA JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASS SCROTUM CAMEL JOCKEY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DICKHEAD REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE WOMEN'S RIGHTS JAP MONKEY SHIT COON WANKSPLAT ARSE LET'S SHIT STEVE BALLMER DONALD RUMSFELD MICK BIGNOSE COCK JESSE McCARTNEY SPUNK WOODPECKERSHIT FOUR-EYES FUCKTARD HELL I'LL RAPE YOU JACKASS FAGGOT FUCK SHITFACE HOMO DOT HEAD TAMPONS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WIKIPEDIA IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASS COCKGOBLIN AY-AY-AY LOGJAMMER WANKSPLAT SEX WANK PIGS MIGHT FLY TITWANK ANAL DILDO GIVING HEAD POMMIE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HELL FALSE BENSON FOUR-EYES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST RAT'S COCK DICKHEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL WANK CLIT FAGGOT SHITFUCKER GOD DAMN MONKEY SHIT SOD OFF ASSWIPE COCKSUCKER SHIT FUCKING FUCK OFF FUCKER HIV NEGATIVE WIGGER COCKSHITTER OSTRICH MY ASS KAFFIR WOP BITCH PISS ARTIST SEX NORTH KOREA SHITSLINGING LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITSKIN DOG FUCKER COCK BUTT-HOLE SEMEN ASSHAT SCUMBAG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CONDOMS INBRED ASS DICKHEAD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JENKEM DICK ASSHAT MONKEY SHIT POTTYMOUTH SHITE FUCKFACE SON OF A BITCH JACK OFF SHIT BITCH ASSHOLE PEDOPHILIA JACKASS VAGINA TIMBER NIGGER BASTARD FUCK NUGGET BOOBIES HADJI HIV NEGATIVE ASSCRACK DOUCHE NAZI ASSCRACK DAGO BLUMPKIN FUCK GREASER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS [Insert swear here] YOU WANKER OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! CUM JAP SHITTY FUCKING POLESMOKER ARSE PISS ASSFACE CUNT LAPPER SHIT BUTT-HOLE PISS OFF WHORE POTTYMOUTH REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS POOPOO CLUSTER FUCK HO I WILL KILL YOU! ASSCRACK FUCK YOU TOTAL BOON BUGGER SAND NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER BUGFUCK SHIT FRAK VAGINA TOSSER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DOT HEAD JENKEM JAP WANK HO CONDOMS WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX DOG SHIT SUITCASE PENIS RECTUM RAIDER ORGASM RAT'S COCK PIG DAMN IT FEMADOM DYKE BELLEND WETBACK RUSTY TROMBONE I AM CORNHOLIO! TITS JUNGLE BUNNY DAMN FELCHMONKEY BLOWJOB CRAPMUNCHER TITWANK ASSFACE NAZI FUCK OFF LAKE TITICACA FUCKFACE SPUNK PENIS ON A BUN FUCK NAZI NORTH KOREA FELCHMONKEY FUCKTARD BLUMPKIN GOD DAMMIT FAG BLUMPKIN CHIGGER FUCK SHITE NIGGER DARTH VADER SUGARTITS REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WANKSPLAT BELLEND TAFFY TITTYWANK SUGARTITS CUM TWAT BOOBS TWAT DIPSHIT FUCKFACE BUTT PIRATE TAMPONS DICKHEAD RAPE BOOBS REDSKIN SHITTY SHITHEAD DICK TITS GOD DAMN SOD PISS OFF MY ASS CONDOMS FU SPANG WIENER BITCH FUCK OFF POTTYMOUTH SCUMBAG COCK JACK ABRAMOFF CUNT BOYCOTT VIACOM! COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FROG'S FAT ASS FAGGOT CRAPPY BUNG-HOLE BUGFUCK DAMN IT BULLSHIT PEARL NECKLACE GOD DAMMIT FENCE JUMPER INBRED BASTARD PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! NIGGER CRAPPY PISSHOLE RICK MORANIS YID INBRED ASS FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE FUCKTARD YOU WANKER AUTOFELLATIO PISS SPUNK CHICKEN SHIT DICKFACE CHINK MONKEY SHIT ALF GENITALIA MOZILLA FIREFOX PISS OFF MY ASS CUNTYMINTS ASS BUTT-HEAD GRINGO SHIT BUTTFUCKER FUCK WALRUS SHIT FAG SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DICKLICK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CAMEL FUCKER HORSE SHIT DOUCHING WIKIPEDIA DICKHEAD BEAVER SOD OFF GYPSY PAKI SPUNK NECROPHILIA TRANNY FUCKSTAIN HORSE SHIT TITTIES MASTURBATION RAPE LET'S SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BASTARD DICKFACE PENISPENISPENIS!!! ARSE MONKEY BALLS TWAT JACK OFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NIGGER TWAT DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITFACE HENTAI COLGATE BUGGER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NORTH KOREA and with the suck my mothers and his MICK of girraffes in which WIGGER while reading about SHITHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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