Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without HOLY DUMB FUCK comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a BITCH article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SUCK A BIG DICK neurochemical FUCK disorder DOUCHE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SON OF A BITCH, sudden FLYING FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKTARD or ASSWIPE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FRIENDS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PIG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CROTCH include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JIZZ by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JERK OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITFUCKER TITTIES words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MALARKY utterFUCKance of socially QUEEF objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GREASER television programs to address PRICK Tourette's syndrome.

TITTIES Tourette's is MOZILLA FIREFOX not to be SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM confused with MOCKIE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOD DAMMIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICKHEAD random 666 disorientation, culturally-SPICY CUNT FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKTARD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITCUNTING language, WINDOWS VISTA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RAPE PUSSY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PRICK souvenir shoppes and massive GRAPE PENIS quantities REBECCA BLACK of ANAL DIABETES FUCKWIT garbage.

Darnit.

A FLYING FUCK Polite Note to the WIGGER Author:

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The TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Tourette's PEEPEE Research Institute was CHIGGER founded to CHICKEN SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSCRACK article FLYING FUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FAG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DAMN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance EAT MY SHIT!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about COON Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of COCKSHITTER Tourrette's sufferers COON swear. You can FUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FELLATIO TV, for always focusing on the FOREIGN CURRENCY bad side of a terrible TITS thing.
  • The main SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BOB SAGET' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FRENCH TICKLER knee SEMEN NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is NIGNOG no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes KIKE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PISS ARTIST school for TRANNY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA sufferers to become DAMN manically depressed and CUM commit TAFFY suicide.
  • There is no 30 CASES OF PICKLES cure, and the DARTH VADER drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITSLINGING tics often have adverse BORDER HOPPER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! perodol" which caused my entire PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT body to go JACKASS numb and GREASER basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNT it is without the JACKASS SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE tourette syndrome RAGHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BITCH the SHITSLINGING public view of Tourettes as a "[EXPLETIVE] swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NAZI much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PEDOPHILIA sorry for SHITFUCKER "hi-jacking" your RAT'S COCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DELICIOUS CAKE this that really SCROTUM annoys me. I am working towards a NIGGER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MONKEY SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JACKASS SHIT, and making fun of a JAP horrible disorder is (not) PENIS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CLEMEN time.

Best TACO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “INBRED” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply

As DEMOCRACY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NORTH KOREA in countries POISON IN TOOTHPASTE leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NORTH KOREA byproduct of your 1984 capitalist society LHASA.

Li Chiang “MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!” Wen

P.S. WOP Regards to Andrew FUCK OFF Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

Mr. janitor

The JACKASS bastard who wrote this article. You can SOD OFF punch him if you BUGFUCK want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIV NEGATIVE offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PUSSY saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my FALSE BENSON intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CLEVELAND STEAMER to SHITE cure DICK TITS the BASTARD Tourette's BUKKAKE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY for BEANER Tourette's DONGSHOVER Syndrome DICKFACE is DAMMIT following DELICIOUS CAKE these BORDER HOPPER rules PISS in FUCKWIT order:

  • 1: Avoid ARSE immature CUNT little DUMBASS kids,
  • 2: Count to RUSKIE within BONER 10 BUTTFUCKERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FELCHING FUCKHEAD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS nor ASSFACE talk,
  • 4: Tell INJUN yourself you COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK don't JAP have CUNT this CUM disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FRIG WITH NASTY PISS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BOOBIES FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

BLUMPKIN WANK ASS DICKFACE BLUMPKIN SPIC PUSSY SCUMBUCKET CROTCH FAGGOT

WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! DILDO FUCK ORGASM INBRED GOD DAMMIT HITLER GOBSHITE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JACKASS FOREIGN CURRENCY SOD FUCK NUGGET ARSE SOD WALRUS SHIT DAMMIT YID [expletive deleted] FLAMING ASS BADGER FOUR-EYES NIPPLES ASSWIPE DAMN IT AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS BIRD SHIT HELL PENIS ON A STICK FUCKFACE JAP FROG PRICK RAT'S COCK NI FUCK A DUCK PUNANI FRIENDS CUNNILINGUS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NECROPHILIA DOUCHING Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DUNE COON GYPSY BITCH ASSRAPING FUCK MARCH OF FLAMES YOU WANKER TITTYWANK FUCKER HELL MICK TITS & DICKS NAZI CUNNILINGUS JOHNNY FUDGEPACKER TIMBER NIGGER HAIL SATAN! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SCUMBAG HORSE PENIS DYKE MARGARET THATCHER BITCH FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITSLINGING BENCH PRESS DICKHEAD WANK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SOD BOLLOCKS MONKEY'S UNCLE ASSHOLE CUNNILINGUS CUNT HELL BOOBS TAMPONS FUCKTARD TITWANK FUCKER CRACKER WANK POO POO BLOWJOB DAMN SUGARTITS JACKASS INCEST SHIT QUEEF YOU WANKER PISS OFF BATMAN & ROBIN HORSE PENIS POO POO BLOWJOB MOCKIE BITCH DOM DeLUISE FUCK DIPSHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKFACE BULLSHIT DOUCHING PENIS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CAMEL FUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITFACE FUCK GOD DAMMIT CUNT COCK FRENCH TICKLER 666 FRAK FUCKSTAIN FAGGOT COCKSMOKER RECTUM RAIDER FRENCH TICKLER PISS CUNT FUCKING JUMP! OSTRICH MY ASS GOBSHITE WETBACK WHORE FRITZ RAT'S ASS GANGBANG BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BIRD SHIT SPIC DAMN MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMN DAMN SHIT FAG CRAPPY SHITHEAD TESTICLE CHOKE BULLCRAP CUNT NIGGER FUCK SHIT NECROPHILIA CHIGGER WHORE TITWANK PAKI SHITE NECROPHILIA BOOBS BATHING SUIT AREA VENEREAL DISEASE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BIGNOSE CHOAD FLYING FUCK SIGMUND FREUD MILF CRAPPY I WILL KILL YOU! GO HOME AND DIE MOCKIE SUCK MY DICK DOUCHE FUCKTARD NAZI NIGNOG GIVING HEAD [EXPLETIVE] FUCKHEAD GRINGO FUCKHEAD WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! FUCKING A BANGKOK SUCK A BIG DICK TAFFY FUCKING JUMP! WEHATEMARIO SHIT POOPOO SHIT FUCKER DOG SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PENIS PISS SHIT PIECE OF SHIT POLESMOKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PEEPEE SHITE BITCH FUCKER GOD DAMN BULLCRAP DICKHEAD PISS ARTIST JACK ABRAMOFF BELLEND SHITFUCKER DICKFACE FUCKER WANKSPLAT WOP SCROTUM GREASER SOD WANK SHIT DICKLICK SUCK MY DICK FUCK PUSSYLICKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS YOU WANKER FUCK KNOBJOCKEY CLIT TITTIES JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER SHIT SCUMBAG CRAPFUCKER JAP SOD PRICK ASSHOLE FRITZ GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK BUGGER RUSTY TROMBONE ASS ASSWIPE BALL SACK SUGARTITS CHOAD HELL CHENEY BALLS RAT'S COCK WIGGER SON OF A BITCH FRITZ BULLSHIT BARBRA STREISAND THONG TASTER BUGFUCK WALRUS SHIT SOD OFF FUCKFACE RAT'S ASS SMEG QUEEF JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DICKWAD ANUSCAKE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHING FRAK BITCH CLUSTER FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POOPOO WANKSPLAT CLIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DEVELOPERS! SHITE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DOUCHE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BOOBIES DUMBASS HELL WIGGER CUNTYMINTS LIMEY SHITSLINGING WANKER GRINGO NIGNOG RAGHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SON OF A BITCH CHIGGER WIKIPEDIA TITWANK GRINGO DOT HEAD RECTUM RAIDER FUCKER PIGFUCKER SCUMBAG DICK CHICKEN FAGGOT MONKEY'S UNCLE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MICK GYPSY BONER PIECE OF SHIT FUCKWIT SHITSLINGING PISS ARTIST WOODPECKERSHIT ARSE FELLATIO LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BUGGER OFF COON DOUCHING DOUCHE FRENCH TICKLER WOP SHITE PEDOPHILIA CRAP PIECE OF SHIT DIPSHIT SHITBALLS SLOPE PEEPEE ARSE CARPET MUNCHER FRIENDS NIGGER PUSSY MASTURBATION JOHN ELWAY GOAT DICK BOB SAGET MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PUSSYLICKER CUNT VAGINA SHIT FUCKSTAIN DAMN TAMPONS WANK INBRED HORSE PENIS WANK FENCE JUMPER FUCKING YOU WANKER CUNTING ASSCRACK SAND NIGGER HORSE SHIT RAPE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH JACKASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITFUCKER INBRED GYPSY BUGGER OFF SHITTY FUCKTARD SHITTY SHAKOPEE CRAP AUTOFELLATIO BOOBIES DAMN IT COCKSTUFFER ASS ASSHOLE SCROTUM IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BITCH GENITALIA SCROTUM CUNT SHITE RAT'S COCK DIPSHIT SHITSKIN ASSFACE TAMPONS CLUSTER FUCK FUCKTARD FUDGEPACKER CUNT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMN PISS TWAT DIPSHIT CHIGGER MASTURBATION ASSCRACK BONER CRAPPY HORSE SHIT INCEST pen0r DICKLICK BENCH PRESS SHITTY RAGHEAD CHENEY FUCKTARD PISS UP MY ARSE COMMUNIST DILDO SCROTUM THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE WANK PRICK CHRISTHUMPER DONKEY PUNCHER BALLS CUM VENEREAL DISEASE WOP SHITCOCK PENIS TITS FUCKING TITS & DICKS DICKFACE CHIGGER WANK BATHING SUIT AREA PISS OFF FUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT INCEST IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK QUEEF INBRED CRAP ON A STICK DOG SHIT GOD DAMMIT CHIGGER CAMEL FUCKER PENISPENISPENIS!!! EMO FOREIGN CURRENCY FEMADOM HADJI INCEST ASSHOLE MACACA FUDGEPACKER MALARKY FUCK PEARL NECKLACE FUCKHEAD BARBRA STREISAND MOZILLA FIREFOX TAMPONS ARSEBADGERS FUCKTARD THIS IS A RARE SWEAR FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCK EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITCOCK DAMN IT BUGGER OFF COCKSHITTER BASTARD CUNT FUCK YOU SHIT FUCKSTAIN FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSFACE HOLY DUMB FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS PENIS BULLSHIT CROTCH SPIC PISS FUCKWIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK BIRD SHIT PISS ARTIST I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NECROPHILIA MOTHERFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER PISSHOLE SHITCUNTING HELL INJUN FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNT PISSHOLE CRAPFUCKER HITLER SON OF A BITCH CC PLZ SCROTUM Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! JUNGLE BUNNY CARPET MUNCHER SIGMUND FREUD HOMO BITCH DIRTY SANCHEZ YOU WANKER SPUNK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WHORE GRINGO NIGNOG FLYING RAT'S ASS RUSKIE ARSE WANK SHITFACE DICK CHICKEN SHITBALLS HELL COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSWIPE FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN FUCKING DOUCHING LIMEY NIGGER DUMBASS MOCKIE FASHION BUG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE HELL DICKHEAD INVISIBLE! GOBSHITE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS YID MOTHERFUCKER BITCH PISSHOLE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BRUSH MA TEETH HEIL HITLER! GANGBANG NIGGER TITS TWISTY VAGINA PIG FUCKING JUMP! RAGHEAD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS WALRUS SHIT HELL EMO GOD DAMN CRAP TURD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PENIS ON A STICK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM MONKEY SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HORSE SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! DOUCHING CUNT FRIENDS FUCKING SHITSLINGING DONKEY PUNCHER RAGHEAD SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY TOTAL WIKIPEDIA FUCK CHOAD CUNT JAP OH SHI– BUGGER OFF CHAV BUTTFUCKER FUDGEPACKER YOU WANKER KIDDY FIDDLER FUCKING A FAGGOT FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK OFF FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD KIKE NIPPLES SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY ARSE [expletive deleted] BITCH EPIDIDYMIS PISS OFF WANKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BOLLOCKS CUNNILINGUS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BONG and with the DICKHEAD and his PEDOPHILIA of girraffes in which FUCKWIT while reading about FUCK A DUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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