Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder WALRUS SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITSKIN, sudden INDIA HAS NUKES m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSHOLE or ART METAL PRODUCTS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMN IT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BATHING SUIT AREA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FOUR-EYES include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WALRUS SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMN IT utterFUCKance of socially MILF objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITFUCKER television programs to address DICKHEAD Tourette's syndrome.

CUNTING ASSCRACK Tourette's is FUCK not to be COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT confused with BALLS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BIRD SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK random TWAT disorientation, culturally-ANUSCAKE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITTY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DIPSHIT language, MOCKIE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SCUMBAG PENISBIRD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GENITALIA souvenir shoppes and massive CHICKEN SHIT quantities MOZILLA FIREFOX of ANAL DIABETES FUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A MOTHERFUCKER Polite Note to the PEDOPHILIA Author:

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The TITS & DICKS Tourette's BASTARD Research Institute was JAP founded to DOUCHING.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FLYING RAT'S ASS article DUMBASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BALLS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKWIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BOLLOCKS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BUGFUCK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ARSE Tourrette's sufferers CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR swear. You can IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BASTARD TV, for always focusing on the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT bad side of a terrible PIECE OF SHIT thing.
  • The main LIMEY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are pen0r involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DUMBASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small RUSKIE knee PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is ASSHAT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SUCK MY DICK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at YID school for FUCKING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHING CHONG CHINK sufferers to become CHENEY manically depressed and BIRD SHIT commit SHIT suicide.
  • There is no CRACKER cure, and the ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNT tics often have adverse HUMAN RIGHTS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DOT HEAD perodol" which caused my entire DAMN body to go PISS numb and MAMA MIA basically made it NIGGA! worse than DICKWAD it is without the FUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a INBRED tourette syndrome DIRTY SANCHEZ association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK OFF the WALRUS SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "CHRISTHUMPER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNT CRAPPER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am COCKING FUCKBOROUGH sorry for PORCUPINE'S BALLS "hi-jacking" your FUCKTARD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like COMMUNIST DILDO this that really PUNANI annoys me. I am working towards a FLYING FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CAPTAIN CRUNCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITSKIN, and making fun of a TOSSER horrible disorder is (not) SOAPY TITWANK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TWISTY VAGINA time.

Best CANDY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “LAKE TITICACA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NORTH KOREA Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those COMMUNISM IS STUPID countries. When showing COMMUNISM IS STUPID right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not MONASTERIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TANK MAN byproduct of your DALAI LAMA capitalist society MONGOLIANS.

Li Chiang “NORTH KOREA” Wen

P.S. ASSCRACK Regards to Andrew FUCKHEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

Mr. janitor

The INBRED bastard who wrote this article. You can CARPET MUNCHER punch him if you IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “KU KLUX KLAN” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SPUNK saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my LET'S SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How COCK to HELL cure VAGINA the PIG Tourette's FUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASSWIPE for ASSHAT Tourette's FUCKER Syndrome BALL SACK is SAGGY TITS following CLUSTER FUCK these FLYING FUCK rules SOD OFF in INDIA HAS NUKES order:

  • 1: Avoid CUNNILINGUS immature FUCK YOU little JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST kids,
  • 2: Count to BITCH within GOD DAMN 10 LENS CRAFTERSseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your D'OH JOHN SMILEY FACE CROTCH nor DAMN talk,
  • 4: Tell INDIA HAS NUKES yourself you CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE don't FUCKING JUMP! have HELL this ASSHAT disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ALF WITH NASTY PRICK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITBALLS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKWIT BELLEND FUCK GOD DAMMIT COCK PUSSY POOPY WIKIPEDIA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE

CARPET MUNCHER PORCH MONKEY KIDDY FIDDLER SIGMUND FREUD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TWAT I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN INJUN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BUGGER OFF ASSHAT ASS LICKER WANK CUNT FLYING FUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE BENSON SUCKS SHITHEAD MILF RANDY TRAVIS CRAP ON A STICK DOG SHIT TOSSER BUTTFUCKER FUCK HAIL SATAN! SHITSLIDE DICKFACE SHITHEAD FUCK EXTRA LONG PENIS COON YOUR MOM ASS FUCKFACE RAT'S COCK ASS WIKIPEDIA RAGHEAD HORSE PENIS GREASER TIT SPRINKLES FUCKFUCKFUCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SEMEN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASS NEGRO ALEX TREBEK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCK FEWMETS FUCKSTAIN ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITSKIN ASSWIPE FIRECROTCH FROG'S FAT ASS DUMBASS HELLFUCKER CUNTBUCKET SHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCKING JUMP! JUSTIN BIEBER THONG TASTER CUNTING ASSCRACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS KNOBJOCKEY FUCK DICKHEAD BUKKAKE CHUFF GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS WETBACK ASSHAT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS GANGBANG DAMN IT SHITHEAD ASS DAGO BALL SACK POLACK SCUMBAG PISS OFF DICKFACE BEAVER RECTUM RAIDER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WIGGER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK FUCKHEAD TITWANK CUNNILINGUS POMMIE FUCKING VENEREAL DISEASE FAG EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SAND NIGGER GOATSE WALRUS SHIT SHIT QUEEF DOUCHING BUGGER OFF YOU WANKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SEX JUNGLE BUNNY CUM RANDY TRAVIS FAGGOT CAMEL FUCKER FUCKHEAD DICK FROG ASSCRACK WANK FUCK ASSHOLE KNOBJOCKEY SHITSLINGING JACKASS FUCK YOU BOLLOCKS [EXPLETIVE] BUTT PIRATE VAGINA PIECE OF SHIT BITCH HELLFIRE LIMEY CHENEY PUSSY SEX PISS UP MY ARSE FUCK ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE NIGGER DICKHEAD NIPPLES PENIS ON A BUN BITCH MARCH OF FLAMES BLUE PENIS! BALL SACK DICKFACE SCROTUM COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK OFF GOATSE GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKSTAIN SHITSKIN BRUSH MA TEETH DOG FUCKER SUGARTITS JUNGLE BUNNY MARY WHITEHOUSE MASTURBATION FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN PISS NIGGER PEARL NECKLACE FUCK OFF BULLSHIT MALARKY ASSHOLE DICKWAD NIGGER PUSSY GOD DAMMIT CUNNILINGUS CROTCH REDSKIN CONAN O'BRIAN KRAUT FUCKWIT BONER DAMN SON OF A BITCH NIPPLES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITFACE FUCK BIRD SHIT DUMBASS CLUSTER FUCK INBRED JENKEM ARSEBADGERS DIRTY SANCHEZ BEANER DAMN CHIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE DILDO BUGGER OFF POLAK HELL PEDOPHILIA COCKSHITTER TITTIES BOLLOCKS MASTURBATION NEGRO FUCK NUGGET FUCKING BOB SAGET CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SOD OFF CUNT WETBACK BONER FUCK YOU BOLLOCKS FUCKHEAD COCKSUCKER WIENER SPUNK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WANK HELL BUGGER OFF SUCK MY COCK BORDER HOPPER WANK ASSWIPE AY-AY-AY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ASS BASTARD SEX SCUMBUCKET DOG FUCKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES WANK HELLFIRE FLYING FUCK POTTYMOUTH ARSEBADGERS FRIG WOP YOU WANKER MARY WHITEHOUSE DOUCHING PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! COON BULLSHIT RUSTY TROMBONE WIGGER SHITE SHITTY MOZILLA FIREFOX RAT'S ASS CHIGGER BUGGER MALARKY BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH CHIGGER BUGGER POO POO BLOWJOB KAFFIR BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITHEAD IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU CUNNILINGUS YOGHURT CANNON SHITFUCKER MARCH OF FLAMES RUSTY TROMBONE PIGFUCKER CUNTRAG CHINK FUCK YOU TITWANK NICARAGUA HENTAI DOODIE HEAD MALARKY FUCKFACE VAGINA SHITSLINGING ARSE SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY ASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER WANKSPLAT INDIA HAS NUKES GENITALIA FRITZ WIGGER LET'S SHIT VAGINA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MOTHERFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO PISS OFF FUCK SHITFUCKER ASS TITS JIGGABOO GO COUNT YOUR DICK CHENEY MOTHERFUCKER FENCE JUMPER BASTARD BASTARD ANUSCAKE BLOWJOB LENS CRAFTERS FLYING FUCK STRAWBERRY ASS BUGGER OFF DICK CHICKEN REDSKIN MOCKIE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DIPSHIT PISS OFF SMEG TENTACLE RAPE ASSHAT FUCKING A PISS FUCK YOU TITS & DICKS VANDALISM IS COOL FUCKTARD FIST FUCK NIGGER TITS FUCKING TOWELHEAD BRUSH MA TEETH ASSHAT WANK CUNTRAG DOUCHING SCROTUM BRITNEY ARSEBADGERS HORSE PENIS FLYING FUCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BOOBS RAGHEAD YOU WANKER PISS DICKFACE FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH CUNT HELL FUCK ASS ASSHAT DAMN IT FUCK OFF HELL TESTICLE CHOKE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BOOBIES BULLSHIT DOUCHETITS P'KANG BEAVER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HONKY DICK FUCKING PEARL NECKLACE FUCKING JACKASS SHIT FUCKING A SHITFACE COON VANDALISM IS COOL DICK JIGGABOO DAMNATION MAMA MIA FROG'S FAT ASS YOUR MOM TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DOG SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER INDIA HAS NUKES NIGNOG HOSER BUGGER OFF ASSHAT CRAPPY DAMN IT DONGSHOVER TITTIES HO CLUSTER FUCK JERK OFF VANDALISM IS COOL CLEVELAND STEAMER TAMPONS HELL SCROTUM CUNNILINGUS DAMN HAIL SATAN! MOZILLA FIREFOX CHOAD KISSER KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PUNANI DOG SHIT FUCKTARD INJUN HORSE SHIT CHIGGER DICKHEAD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SPIC FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WOP CHOAD DICKHEAD DICKHEAD TITS & DICKS FUCKHEAD JACKASS SHIT GREASER SHIT CAMEL FUCKER ASSHOLE COCKSTUFFER SAND NIGGER INDIA HAS NUKES PIGFUCKER DOUCHE NAZI SCROTUM LAKE TITICACA REDSKIN TESTICLE CHOKE RAGHEAD COON CHOAD I'LL RAPE YOU COON WANK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BUTTFUCKER 666 ASSWIPE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FELCHING DILDO QUEEF DAMN QUEEF ORGASM TITS YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN DELICIOUS CAKE HITLER ARSE FUCKING KIKE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS POMMIE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BUKKAKE FELCHING PECKERHEAD TOTAL GENITALIA INJUN BUTTFUCKER NIGGER TITS SPUNK GREASER JOHN SMILEY FACE DONKEY DICK CHIGGER MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITSKIN CLUSTER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER SHITBALLS FELCHING DOM DeLUISE BOOBS BRUSH MA TEETH BUTT PIRATE DOG SHIT CANDY OH SHI– FUCK YOU FELCHMONKEY DARTH VADER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ARSE BENSON SUCKS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FALSE BENSON COCK DAMN DICKFACE REDSKIN FUCKING A FENCE JUMPER JIGGABOO FRIG BONER GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN EXTRA LONG PENIS FASHION BUG COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink INBRED DAMN PENIS HITLER SPUNK SLOPE HAIL SATAN! BOLLOCKS CONDOMS JIGGABOO KIKE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS RAPE HELL FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHETITS TAFFY AUTOFELLATIO BIG FOOT SHITE DOG FUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER DILDO SHITSLINGING POOPOO ANUSCAKE ASS CHRISTHUMPER FUCK OFF ASSHAT WIKIPEDIA BELGIUM JIZZ CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON TIMBER NIGGER HO SHITBALLS SHITFACE DYKE COCK YID SHITHEAD RAT'S ASS DUMBASS RECTUM RAIDER CUNTSWILLING ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FROG'S FAT ASS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DAMN FUCKHEAD ASS WANK WALRUS SHIT HELL DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WANK ASS KNOBJOCKEY CUNT HO NIGNOG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PISS ALEX TREBEK CUNTSWILLING WANKSPLAT CUNTRAG DONKEY PUNCHER TITS & DICKS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE INBRED ASS HELL ASSHAT BLUE PENIS! BORDER HOPPER CUNTSWILLING MACACA TAMPON IN MY ASS AUTOFELLATIO FELLATIO KAFFIR BALLS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK YOU and with the ALEX TREBEK and his ORGASM of girraffes in which SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM while reading about CUNT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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