Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TAFFY neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN IT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNNILINGUS, sudden BASTARD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKFACE or BUTTFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly IN SACREMENT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MAMA MIA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SLOPE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CAMEL JOCKEY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITSKIN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BIRD IN THE HOUSE WIKIPEDIA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASS utterFUCKance of socially HOMO objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKHEAD television programs to address CUNT Tourette's syndrome.

HELLFIRE Tourette's is TOSSER not to be SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS confused with PISS OFF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PEEPEE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GO HOME AND DIE random SHITHEAD disorientation, culturally-FUCKSTAIN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICKFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HELL language, FUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSWANKING FAILURE! HO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITCOCK souvenir shoppes and massive KRAUT quantities CUNT of ANAL DIABETES SON OF A BITCH garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITFACE Polite Note to the JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST Author:

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The BIRD IN THE HOUSE Tourette's GOD DAMMIT Research Institute was COCKSMOKER founded to SHIT LIKE A HORSE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKTARD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BONG article I WILL END YOU! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and AUTOFELLATIO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKING A changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SEX.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BOLLOCKS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of GOD DAMMIT Tourrette's sufferers CANNED QUOTE swear. You can HI, BILLY MAYS HERE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITHEAD TV, for always focusing on the FRENCH TICKLER bad side of a terrible CRACKER thing.
  • The main CC PLZ symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are [EXPLETIVE] involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKING A' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES knee HORSE SHIT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is P'KANG no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PORCH MONKEY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WANKSPLAT school for BALLS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DARTH VADER sufferers to become FUCKING manically depressed and FUCKWIT commit BASTARD suicide.
  • There is no DICKFACE cure, and the SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the JIZZ tics often have adverse ART METAL PRODUCTS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHIT perodol" which caused my entire FUCK body to go JIGGABOO numb and FUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKTARD it is without the BOYCOTT VIACOM! drug.

I am an active member of a 666 tourette syndrome JAP association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKING the SLOPE public view of Tourettes as a "666 swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DONKEY DICK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKING sorry for RONNIE CORBETT "hi-jacking" your BRITNEY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HOSER this that really KNOBJOCKEY annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK YOU better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this VAGINA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be KAFFIR, and making fun of a SOD horrible disorder is (not) SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SMEG time.

Best YOU WANKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PEARL NECKLACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply

As RIVER CRABS SUCK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SLITTY EYES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PRINCE PHILIP Westerners show is not an CHINA SUCKS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing DIMETHYL GLYCOL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not ELECTION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PRINCE PHILIP byproduct of your 1984 capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “I LIKE BUSH” Wen

P.S. BUTTFUCKER Regards to Andrew TOTAL Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

Mr. janitor

The PISS OFF bastard who wrote this article. You can DUMBASS punch him if you HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter UNITED KINGDOM Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock KU KLUX KLAN offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with MUGABE HAS AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CONAN O'BRIAN saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my KIKE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How BLISTERING BARNACLES to BALL SACK cure ASSHOLE the TRANNY Tourette's DICKFACE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BUNG-HOLE for TURD Tourette's BITCH Syndrome CHUFF is INBRED following DOUCHE these SIGMUND FREUD rules DOUCHING in I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY order:

  • 1: Avoid CHICKEN SHIT immature SCUMBAG little CUNT kids,
  • 2: Count to ASSHAT within MASTURBATION 10 NEGROseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your WIGGER RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKSTAIN nor MOTHERFUCKER talk,
  • 4: Tell CUNNILINGUS yourself you FUCKER don't CRAP ON A STICK have DIPSHIT this DICK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK RUSTY TROMBONE WITH NASTY DICKFACE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DIPSHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

LOGJAMMER GOD DAMMIT DOG SHIT SEX ASSCRACK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PENIS HELL FAGGOT [expletive deleted]

FOUR-EYES FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS WINDOWS VISTA I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FLYING FUCK ASSWIPE CC PLZ MASTURBATION FELCHING SHITFACE PISS OFF TOSSER BORDER HOPPER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PECKERHEAD GIVING HEAD WINDOWS VISTA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT LAKE TITICACA FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES NORTH KOREA HELLFIRE POMMIE CHIGGER BITCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MALARKY ASSCRACK TOWELHEAD WIKIPEDIA LAKE TITICACA GOD DAMMIT SAND NIGGER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BOOBIES SHOOP DA WHOOP SUGARTITS CONDOMS WANK ASSCRACK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SEMEN WETBACK SHITTY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK ASSHOLE INCEST FELCHING WANK GOATSE SUITCASE PENIS WANKSPLAT NI SUCK A BIG DICK WIKIPEDIA DIRTY SANCHEZ SUGARTITS GRAPE PENIS PISSHOLE DUMBASS ARSEBADGERS DOG SHIT TRANNY BUTTFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BLUMPKIN ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKTARD CLEVELAND STEAMER CLEMEN ASSBANDIT TITTYWANK BALL SACK GOD DAMMIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WANK INVISIBLE! DOG FUCKER NIPPLES MICK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCK FEWMETS PENIS ON A STICK CROTCH FIREWALLS SEX SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD COCKSHITTER FIRECROTCH FAGGOT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DONKEY DICK SHIT BUTTFUCKER COCKSUCKER JIGGABOO BOOBIES SPUNK ASSFACE MARGARET THATCHER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BASTARD FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER CHINK JACKASS FIST FUCK CUM PIECE OF SHIT HELL HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! MONKEY BALLS SHIT SHITE MOCKIE FUCKFACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKTARD GOD DAMN MASTURBATION CHICKEN SHIT TRANNY REBECCA BLACK HEIL HITLER! SHITHEAD BLOWJOB DAMN COCKSUCKER ASS SHITFUCKER FIREWALLS FUCKING WANKER FROG'S FAT ASS EXTRA LONG PENIS GOD DAMN GOOK JUNGLE BUNNY HOSER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CHICKEN SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKTARD INCEST JOHN SMILEY FACE WIENER PRICK SEX SHITBALLS DAMN IT DIPSHIT WANKSPLAT CHENEY WANK SHAKOPEE DAGO ROSIE O'DONNELL BASTARD BOB SAGET BONER CUNNILINGUS FRED PHELPS TITTYWANK SAMUEL L. JACKSON OH SHI– O CANADA FUCK FUCKING FRAK SEX DARTH VADER DAMNATION LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BORDER HOPPER JACKASS WANKSPLAT WOP BUTT PIRATE BUGGER SHIT ASSWIPE SCUMBAG PENISBIRD TWO-INCH PENIS PENIS ON A BUN JESSE McCARTNEY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS BONG IN SACREMENT NECROPHILIA BASTARD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! ASSCRACK FUCK BALL SACK I WILL KILL YOU! WANKSPLAT ASSCRACK QUEEF CLUSTER FUCK FU SPANG BUGGER OFF FUCK YOU DAMN WANKSPLAT FELCHMONKEY SPUNK SHITCOCK FUCK NAZI CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITBALLS BUGGER EPIDIDYMIS SEMEN SHITE FUCK NUGGET FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE DAMN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CLEMEN BULLSHIT SHITFACE SCUMBAG SLOPE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PEARL NECKLACE PEEPEE DOUCHE FENCE JUMPER SHITCOCK MICK COLGATE FROG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PEDOPHILIA ASS ANUSCAKE TITS & DICKS FUCK OFF FUCK OFF JUSTIN BIEBER DICKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS NIPPLES CUNNILINGUS ASS TWAT ASSHOLE BONER DUNE COON MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DAMN WOODPECKERSHIT GRIS BENCH PRESS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DOUCHE GOD DAMMIT ASSRAPING DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY TURD BITCH BONER SHITCUNTING FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BUTTFUCKER I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY GENITALIA DONKEY DICK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCK SHIT suck my mothers FRITZ PENISFUCK TWAT HOCKEY CHENEY BOLLOCKS BEANER MOZILLA FIREFOX I'LL RAPE YOU suck my mothers MONKEY SHIT THIS IS A RARE SWEAR SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FRED PHELPS GOD DAMN ASSCRACK FUCK YOU DICKHEAD COON CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD DAMN BITCH TITS & DICKS BULLSHIT JAP FIST FUCK PORCH MONKEY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITHEAD WANK STEVE BALLMER FUCKSTAIN CUNTRAG POMMIE BITCH SHITE BALL SACK MALL SANTA FEMADOM SHITSLINGING PISSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER DAMN JACK ABRAMOFF SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? VAGINA INCEST FUCK YOU POOPOO COON DOUCHE CHINK MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER OFF JIGGABOO CUNT PIG TWISTY VAGINA PISS OFF GOAT DICK ASS FASCIST DIPSHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE FLAMING ASS BADGER CLIT ANUSCAKE BULLSHIT ASS FUCK RAPE ASSWIPE COCKSHITTER PUSSY ASS DAMN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES NI FALSE BENSON PUSSY CHOAD KISSER PENIS ON A BUN INVISIBLE! ARSE QUEEF BUTT-HEAD WANKSPLAT SHITFUCKER EPIDIDYMIS BALLS INJUN PISS COCK DUNE COON FAGGOT PISS OFF ASSFACE FUCKING JUMP! ORGASM BITCH LOGJAMMER PUNANI CROTCH COON CAMEL JOCKEY DICKHEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK GOD DAMN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK FUCKFACE RAGHEAD PISS OFF CHRISTHUMPER SAGGY TITS CANNED QUOTE VAGINA POMMIE PEARL NECKLACE JOHNNY I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY CHIGGER PEEPEE YOU WANKER STRAWBERRY ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ BLOWJOB ASS JUNGLE BUNNY COCKSTUFFER TAFFY KIKE JOHNNY PENISPENISPENIS!!! INCEST DICKFACE DAMNATION JOHN SMILEY FACE DAMN NIGGER CRACKER YOU WANKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PISS OFF KRAUT CONDOMS MASTURBATION CUNT TAFFY SEX FENCE JUMPER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SPUNK MACACA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WHORE FEATURED BIRD SHIT JACK OFF FAGGOT ASSWIPE WANKSPLAT HELL PIECE OF SHIT GOBSHITE TRANNY FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT LAKE TITICACA RICK MORANIS PISS ARTIST TITS CHICKEN FRIES JESSE McCARTNEY GOAT DICK GIVING HEAD ASS FUCKING GRINGO ASS WOODPECKERSHIT BUTTFUCKER PISS ARTIST WINDOWS VISTA TRANNY BIGNOSE DAMN IT COCKSMOKER VAGINA SHITPISSER NIGNOG SHITBALLS CHAV GOD DAMMIT WANK SON OF A BITCH IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SAND NIGGER CUNT CRAPPER DILDO FROG'S FAT ASS QUEEF ASS BUGFUCK PUNANI DAMN SHITSLINGING POLACK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SOD OFF CLUSTER FUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS CHENEY SHITCOCK TOWELHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JACKASS RONNIE CORBETT SOD OFF NORTH KOREA ASSHAT NIGGER ASSWIPE DAMN IT BANGKOK SHITSLINGING CAMEL FUCKER ASSHOLE SHITCOCK ASS COON NIGGER JOHNNY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? TITWANK RONNIE CORBETT TITTIES BUKKAKE COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DICKHEAD OSTRICH MY ASS BITCH DICKLICK FUCK OFF WARNER MUSIC GROUP NORTH KOREA FUCKING JUMP! SHITSKIN DAMN WOP DICKHEAD GO HOME AND DIE MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY BALLS MASTURBATION DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKWIT ASSFACE BELLEND CROTCH RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING HEIL HITLER! FROG SHITE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POMMIE CLUSTER FUCK BIGNOSE NAZI SLOPE GYPSY BITCH BELGIUM SUITCASE PENIS BUGFUCK REBECCA BLACK TITS NAZI SPUNK DOODIE HEAD GOBSHITE BITCH NIGNOG POMMIE ARSE RUSKIE GOBSHITE SPANK THE MONKEY PISSHOLE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSCRACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RAT'S ASS JAP DIRTY SANCHEZ I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY DICKFACE INBRED LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! AUTOFELLATIO KAFFIR BONER DUMBASS SHITTY GO COUNT YOUR DICK DOT HEAD CLEMEN JENKEM MASTICATION FOR THE NATION RAPE LAKE TITICACA CUNNILINGUS CUNT CUNT CROTCH RAT'S ASS CLIT COMMUNIST DILDO WOODPECKERSHIT MALARKY JERK OFF Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK and with the COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT and his CLIT of girraffes in which YOGHURT CANNON while reading about JIZZ!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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