Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without ARSE comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a LENS CRAFTERS article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BANGKOK neurochemical FUCK disorder SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JUNGLE BUNNY, sudden DAMN IT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TRANNY or JESUS FUCKING CHRIST vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WHORE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ARSEBADGERS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken KNOBJOCKEY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKING JUMP! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HELL ASSFACE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHIT utterFUCKance of socially PUNANI objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TOSSER television programs to address DIRTY SANCHEZ Tourette's syndrome.

GOD DAMMIT Tourette's is ASSCRACK not to be JESSE McCARTNEY confused with FUCKING A Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DOUCHE NAZI random CUNNILINGUS disorientation, culturally-JUNGLE BUNNY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth POLESMOKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local INBRED language, DOT HEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places REDNECK AMERICA ONLINE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSWIPE souvenir shoppes and massive TURD quantities GO COUNT YOUR DICK of ANAL DIABETES YOU WANKER garbage.

Darnit.

A BORDER HOPPER Polite Note to the SON OF A BITCH Author:

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The FELCHING Tourette's MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Research Institute was JERRY founded to BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK OFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOATSE article KIKE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DOUCHING I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or COON changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PORCUPINE'S BALLS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUCKSTAIN Tourrette's sufferers MONKEY'S UNCLE swear. You can CLUSTER FUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GOD DAMN TV, for always focusing on the CUNT bad side of a terrible AUTOFELLATIO thing.
  • The main BONER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GYPSY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNT knee TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is REDSKIN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITCOCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SCROTUM school for HELL something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage I'LL RAPE YOU sufferers to become DICKFACE manically depressed and DILDO commit KAFFIR suicide.
  • There is no BUGGER OFF cure, and the RAPE drugs that are available to, "calm" the JUNGLE BUNNY tics often have adverse TACO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna NEGRO perodol" which caused my entire PIGS MIGHT FLY body to go MALARKY numb and REDSKIN basically made it NIGGA! worse than SIGMUND FREUD it is without the SEX drug.

I am an active member of a MACACA tourette syndrome FUCK YOU association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PEARL NECKLACE the HADJI public view of Tourettes as a "SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GOOK sorry for SHITFUCKER "hi-jacking" your BALLS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNT this that really NEGRO annoys me. I am working towards a SHITSLINGING better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CUNTBUCKET article. Remember, everything here is meant to be COCKING FUCKBOROUGH, and making fun of a CUNT horrible disorder is (not) IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your COON time.

Best JACKASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHTS reply

As RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are INDIA HAS NUKES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DALAI LAMA Westerners show is not an GRASS MUD HORSE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those HUMAN RIGHTS countries. When showing STUDENT RIOTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT PROTESTS in countries STUDENT RIOTS leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIANENMEN SQUARE byproduct of your PROTESTS capitalist society STUDENT MOVEMENT.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. TOSSER Regards to Andrew FEWMETS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

Mr. janitor

The HELL bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITCOCK punch him if you DOUCHE NAZI want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CROTCH saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my DAGO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How KITTENS to GOOK cure FUDGEPACKER the WIKIPEDIA Tourette's MASTURBATION Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BONG for HONKY Tourette's VAGINA Syndrome STRAWBERRY ASS is ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT following COCK these SUCK A BIG DICK rules POLAK in CARPET MUNCHER order:

  • 1: Avoid DUMBASS immature PISS little MICK kids,
  • 2: Count to NORTH KOREA within FUCK YOU 10 GOD DAMMITseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK nor HAIL SATAN! talk,
  • 4: Tell ASS yourself you SHITTING DICK NIPPLES don't CAMEL JOCKEY have GOD DAMN this SHITSLINGING disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITE WITH NASTY SLITTY EYES DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PISS OFF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

GOD DAMMIT NIGGER RECTUM RAIDER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS RAT'S COCK DICK PISSHOLE DICKHEAD BUGGER FUCK

ASS FLYING FUCK FEWMETS DONGSHOVER SLITTY EYES BALL SACK GANGBANG TURD POWERSHIT ASS FLAMING ASS BADGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKHEAD JIGGABOO KAFFIR GOOK PRICK CHENEY IT'S OVER 9000! BOOBS SAMUEL L. JACKSON SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CLIT FUCK FUCK FAGGOT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK WANK BUGGER BITCH SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY BIG FOOT BLUMPKIN GANGBANG MACACA [Insert swear here] JACK ABRAMOFF MICK JACKASS SHIT DIPSHIT DUMBASS 666 FUCK A DUCK O KURWA! DICK TITS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FEWMETS NIGGER RAT'S COCK WOODPECKERSHIT TWAT CLUSTER FUCK YOU WANKER BUTT-HEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JERK OFF DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY DICKLICK NIGGER ASSFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS KIKE CONDOMS HELLFUCKER FELLATIO FELLATIO FRIG FUCKWIT FELLATIO FUCKHEAD BITCH BULLSHIT ASS HORSE SHIT DICKFACE SHITTY FAG BASTARD QUEEF CRAP ON A STICK BUGFUCK PISS OFF SHITSLINGING FUCK FUCK YOU BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA RAT'S ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI INJUN JERRY LET'S SHIT DAGO PENISPENISPENIS!!! DAMN BEAVER CUNTSWILLING FUCK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PISS ARTIST FUCKING ASS WANKSPLAT BIGNOSE SHITE MONKEY BALLS CONDOMS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHIT WIGGER PEDOPHILIA DAMN TOSSER PUSSY BUGGER OFF PENISPENISPENIS!!! CAMEL JOCKEY TACO I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE PUSSY MARCH OF FLAMES LENS CRAFTERS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKWIT D'OH CUNTBUCKET MOTHERFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE KAFFIR JACKASS NI FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANKSPLAT ASS CHOAD BULLSHIT PISS OFF HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASSCRACK SEMEN ASSFACE FAG SCUMBAG BELLEND GRUE RAPE SHIT BOB SAGET CHRIST OF TABERNACLE SHITFUCKER DONKEY DICK THONG TASTER GOOK JAP TWAT NAZI FUCKFACE CAMEL JOCKEY SOD OFF SLITTY EYES BOLLOCKS SHITTY WILLY WONKA BULLSHIT TOWELHEAD FUCKSTAIN REBECCA BLACK SON OF A BITCH WANK DELICIOUS CAKE WHORE FUCK OFF SHITE BLOWJOB SON OF A BITCH BUGGER OFF RICK MORANIS FRIG ANUSCAKE CHOAD CUNTYMINTS DOT HEAD CUNT BASTARD EMO SPICY CUNT FUCK BOLLOCKS GENITALIA MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU GYPSY DICKHEAD FRIG BASTARD 30 CASES OF PICKLES PENISPENISPENIS!!! FIRECROTCH WANKSPLAT REDNECK ARSE HELL FELLATIO TURD DICKFACE RAT'S COCK DIPSHIT RAT'S COCK SCUMBAG RECTUM RAIDER DICKHEAD FLYING FUCK GOD DAMMIT BLUMPKIN FAGGOT CUNTBUCKET GOD DAMMIT PRICK FAGGOT YID SHITTY FUCK COON CUM TWAT CAMEL JOCKEY GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKSTAIN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE NECROPHILIA NIPPLES CHOAD BLOWJOB FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE PEDOPHILIA WOMEN'S RIGHTS TAMPONS FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER CUNNILINGUS BULLSHIT FUCK OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ASS BUGFUCK FOUR-EYES ASSCRACK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA LIMEY CUNTBUCKET SLITTY EYES GOD DAMMIT JACKASS CHOAD SAGGY TITS ASSHOLE BLUMPKIN NIPPLES BITCH INBRED SEX GENITALIA WETBACK CROTCH DARTH VADER TOTAL BELLEND BATHING SUIT AREA MOTHERFUCKER FUCKBAG JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DARTH VADER FENCE JUMPER SHITCUNTING JOHN SMILEY FACE FAGGOT BOLLOCKS BASTARD BALL SACK CUNT HOMO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUDGEPACKER JUNGLE BUNNY SON OF A BITCH BITCH DARTH VADER CLUSTER FUCK SHIT LIKE A HORSE LIMEY MILF PIECE OF SHIT SHITFACE URINE-GARGLING BASTARD DONKEY DICK SHITBALLS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FLYING RAT'S ASS PIECE OF SHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE PUSSY SHITTY AY-AY-AY PISS ARTIST JACKASS CUM CLEMEN HOMO GOOK ASSHAT POWERSHIT FUCKWIT BALLS BASTARD CLUSTER FUCK WANK CROTCH SHITFUCKER SUITCASE PENIS WILLY WONKA LAKE TITICACA FUCK YOU 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT VAGINA SCROTUM TRANNY SLITTY EYES AUTOFELLATIO NEGRO YOU WANKER PRICK ASSWIPE SPUNK CHINK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKING JUMP! ASS FASCIST SOD OFF CUNT SHITFUCKER DAMN IT RECTUM RAIDER CLIT COCKSHITTER JUNGLE BUNNY GRUE RAPE DARTH VADER CUNT LAPPER CAPTAIN CRUNCH BASTARD GOAT DICK JACK OFF SMEG ROSIE O'DONNELL ASSHAT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER RAPE ASS SHITE SHITBALLS [EXPLETIVE] CHICKEN FRIES PUSSY ASS NECROPHILIA NI BANGKOK RAPE CRACKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FLYING FUCK BULLSHIT CARPET MUNCHER BITCH IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PUNANI CUM HELL TWO-INCH PENIS ARSE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNTSWILLING WHITE RIGHTS CAMEL FUCKER FRIG MOTHERFUCKER HAIL SATAN! DIPSHIT SEMEN CUNT DYKE WANKSPLAT DOT HEAD [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] FLYING FUCK BORDER HOPPER TITS WANK TITS BOLLOCKS SHITHEAD SHITTY DOUCHE EPIDIDYMIS NI DAMMIT FELCHING BASTARD SHAKOPEE SON OF A BITCH FLAMEVIPER SPUNK GRIS QUEEF BOOBS MARCH OF FLAMES BUGGER OFF CLIT GO HOME AND DIE NAZI CLEVELAND STEAMER CHINK DUMBASS I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! JUNGLE BUNNY HOMO FUCK YOU LAKE TITICACA DICKLICK SHITFUCKER HELL FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PUSSY ARSE ANAL DOM DeLUISE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ARSEBADGERS BITCH PORCH MONKEY CUM NECROPHILIA FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FLYING RAT'S ASS TENTACLE RAPE ARSE BITCH SHITFUCKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PIECE OF SHIT ASS SHIT GENITALIA MICK DILDO FUCKSTAIN RANDY TRAVIS JACKASS BUKKAKE BEANER NEGRO FUCKTARD FUCK NUGGET FUCK REDSKIN BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT GOATSE SHITE GOBSHITE BITCH DOUCHING WOODPECKERSHIT ASSWIPE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHIT BOOBS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM NIGNOG PEDOPHILIA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH YOU WANKER JENKEM SUCK MY COCK JACKASS DICKHEAD JERK OFF BUTTFUCKER ARSE [EXPLETIVE] ASSHOLE POTTYMOUTH FAGGOT ASSHAT SHIT LIKE A HORSE DIRTY SANCHEZ DUNE COON RAT'S COCK FRIG [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] FLYING FUCK GIVING HEAD CLEMEN SHITFACE FUCKING A FRIG FUCKTARD DONKEY PUNCHER RAT'S COCK GOD DAMMIT ASS BONER TAMPONS AAAAAAAAA! SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CHUFF DAMN ANAL DIABETES NICARAGUA SUGARTITS SCROTUM HOLY DUMB FUCK FIST FUCK MILF INBRED PEDOPHILIA COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ANAL COMMUNIST DILDO CHICKEN SHIT PISS ARTIST CUNNILINGUS SOD SHITE GOBSHITE DICKHEAD ASSCRACK MASTURBATION FUCK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITTY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RAPE FUCKWIT TRANNY PISSHOLE BLOWJOB FUCKBAG FUCK YOU COCK COCKSUCKER CUNT BULLCRAP HO BITCH ALEX TREBEK PUSSYLICKER BOB SAGET DIPSHIT POMMIE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS ASSHAT TIMBER NIGGER FUCKSTAIN REDNECK SHITFACE SLOPE BASTARD BASTARD BULLSHIT BOLLOCKS PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKBAG CUNT PISS OFF MY ASS SACRAMENTO JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE I WILL KILL YOU! TENTACLE RAPE WANKSPLAT TITTYWANK JAP YOU WANKER WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER AMERICA ONLINE FUCKSTAIN BENCH PRESS JERRY FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CRACKER SHITFUCKER suck my mothers FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS CHINK CUNT JACKASS CHAV LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKWIT CUNT TIT SPRINKLES JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GOD DAMN SHITFUCKER CUNT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BULLSHIT and with the CUNT and his HELL of girraffes in which SOD OFF while reading about BANGKOK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See DONKEY DICK also

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