Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or RAT'S COCK neurochemical FUCK disorder DOM DeLUISE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUKKAKE, sudden DOG SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNT or COON vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SEMEN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKFACE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GOBSHITE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PICKANINNY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKING BULLSHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMN utterFUCKance of socially SCRATCH! GROUNDER! objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DAMN television programs to address ARSE Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN Tourette's is POLESMOKER not to be MARCH OF FLAMES confused with CUM Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WANK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves O CANADA random CLEMEN disorientation, culturally-GYPSY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PEDOPHILIA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JIZZ language, CLEMEN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places LGBT RIGHTS BALL SACK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HORSE SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive NIGGER quantities SHIT of ANAL DIABETES DOUCHE NAZI garbage.

Darnit.

A JUSTIN BIEBER Polite Note to the BLOWJOB Author:

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The FUCKFACE Tourette's ORGASM Research Institute was TURD founded to RAT'S ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JERK OFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SPICY CUNT FUCK article SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK YOU I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BRITNEY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FLYING RAT'S ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about {{USERNAME}} Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUCKER Tourrette's sufferers FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD swear. You can PRICK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKING TV, for always focusing on the LOLLIPOPS bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
  • The main MICK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS ARTIST involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASS LICKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FAGGOT knee COON NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is REDSKIN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HELL cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK OFF school for TESTICLE CHOKE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSWIPE sufferers to become {{USERNAME}} manically depressed and SHITHEAD commit ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA suicide.
  • There is no COCKSTUFFER cure, and the SHITHEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSFACE tics often have adverse COCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MR WINKLER IS GAY perodol" which caused my entire FUCKSTAIN body to go BULLSHIT numb and HADJI basically made it NIGGA! worse than SCRATCH! GROUNDER! it is without the DUMBASS drug.

I am an active member of a DUMBASS tourette syndrome SHITSLINGING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUM the FUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "JOHN ELWAY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOUCHING much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MAMA MIA sorry for CHICKEN SHIT "hi-jacking" your TITS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKING this that really CUNNILINGUS annoys me. I am working towards a O CANADA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SEMEN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, and making fun of a JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK horrible disorder is (not) BUTT PIRATE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SCUMBAG time.

Best YOU WANKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUDGEPACKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROXY SITES reply

As UIGURS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are LHASA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those MONASTERIES countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust 1984 in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not I LIKE BUSH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a VOTE byproduct of your SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY capitalist society BUDDHIST MONK.

Li Chiang “ELECTION” Wen

P.S. GOD DAMN Regards to Andrew FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

Mr. janitor

The SHITBALLS bastard who wrote this article. You can FLYING RAT'S ASS punch him if you DICKHEAD want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you SALISBURY remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MARCH OF FLAMES saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my BIRD SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FLYING RAT'S ASS to SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS cure CUNTYMINTS the NIGGER Tourette's PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CRAP for ASS Tourette's GOD DAMN Syndrome ASSHAT is CROTCH following CHRISTHUMPER these PORCH MONKEY rules FIRECROTCH in COCKSTUFFER order:

  • 1: Avoid DAMN immature JACKASS little PISS kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCKHEAD within FUCK OFF 10 NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!seconds,
  • 3: Do not open your ASSCRACK BALLS SHIT nor P'KANG talk,
  • 4: Tell SHITFUCKER yourself you 666 don't JAP have CLUSTER FUCK this LOLLIPOPS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASS WITH NASTY DONKEY PUNCHER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TWAT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCKING A PISS OFF CLUSTER FUCK SHIT GOD DAMN SHITCOCK BOOBIES ASSFACE TOWELHEAD

HELL GO COUNT YOUR DICK HOMO HENTAI HELL CUNT TESTICLE CHOKE SCROTUM BUTT PIRATE BUTT-HEAD DAMN IT MONKEY'S UNCLE SHUT UP, MEG! BASTARD NEGRO CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CHINK ASSHOLE HELLFIRE FALSE BENSON DAMN IT DOM DeLUISE SHIT QUEEF IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DAMN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BASTARD RUSKIE BUTT PIRATE FUDGEPACKER MICK WIENER BITCH FUCKHEAD CARPET MUNCHER COCKSMOKER HAIL SATAN! I'LL RAPE YOU I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUKKAKE SHIT TWAT FUCK OFF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMN KAFFIR FUCKBAG DICK IN A BOX SPUNK CHUFF CHIGGER ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ARSEBADGERS BOOBS MOTHERFUCKER SEX BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT PISS ARTIST DONKEY PUNCHER FRITZ SAND NIGGER SPANK THE MONKEY ABO 30 CASES OF PICKLES GANGBANG DAMMIT MONKEY'S UNCLE BASTARD BIRD SHIT NIGGER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WIGGER BITCH LET'S SHIT BUNG-HOLE FLYING FUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK LOLCAT SUITCASE PENIS PISS ARTIST KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 MALL SANTA SHITSLINGING DAMN MONKEY SHIT LOLLIPOPS SHITHEAD SHITCOCK FUCKHEAD CHOAD FUCK ANAL DIABETES BATHING SUIT AREA DAMMIT BALL SACK DIPSHIT BOB SAGET WOODPECKERSHIT WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT NIGNOG LIMEY BITCH FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NORTH KOREA BASTARD CLUSTER FUCK BASTARD CLUSTER FUCK BARBRA STREISAND SPICY CUNT FUCK NIGGER TITS BUTTFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT CUNT FUCKTARD NAZI NORTH KOREA SUGARTITS RANDY TRAVIS RAPE ASS CHENEY CANNED QUOTE LAKE TITICACA FRIG RAT'S ASS FUCK BEAVER SPUNK FUCKWIT TITTIES BANGKOK YOU WANKER ASSCRACK PEDOPHILIA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO HADJI PEDOPHILIA CRAP ON A STICK FUCKING SHITCUNTING AUTOFELLATIO COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITSKIN CLUSTER FUCK SHITSLIDE DUMBASS FUCKWIT BOOBS EMO ASS BUGGER FUCKFACE DICKLICK GREASER SHITTY VAGINA ASSHOLE GOD DAMN TITTYWANK CRAPPY FUCKING BUTT PIRATE DAMN FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS WIGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSWIPE TAMPON IN MY ASS RAT'S COCK NIGGER NEGRO BALL SACK DEVELOPERS! BUTTFUCKER CRAPPY BATMAN & ROBIN KIKE NIPPLES MALARKY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JENKEM pen0r FEMADOM 666 JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GENITALIA PRICK CHIGGER FRENCH TICKLER SHIT SHITTY CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FALSE BENSON ARSE WHORE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE I'LL RAPE YOU CHAV BUNG-HOLE STEVE BALLMER SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE ASSWIPE 666 BEAVER FUCK TITS JOHNNY RAGHEAD FELCHING DARTH VADER BUTTFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY DICK POOPY ASSHOLE FUCK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FUCKHEAD CHICKEN SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS LAKE TITICACA ASS FEMADOM SHITE BASTARD CC PLZ O KURWA! SAND NIGGER COMMUNIST DILDO SHIT SHITHEAD HENTAI SMEG BASTARD PRICK ASSHOLE SPUNK BUKKAKE FUCKTARD SHIT FUCK NI SEX {{USERNAME}} FUCKER PISS ARTIST BELLEND FUCK OFF GO HOME AND DIE BEAVER WANKSPLAT POO POO BLOWJOB RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK BITCH DICKWAD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BLOWJOB PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BIBLE BASHER FUCK YOU NICARAGUA FELCHING [expletive deleted] NAZI COON MOLDY TITS FLYING FUCK I DID IT FOR THE LULZ SHITTY D'OH MOTHERFUCKER HADJI SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMMIT DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKHEAD TWISTY VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING A PISS OFF CUNT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHIT SEX NICARAGUA FELCHING DICKHEAD HOT GRITS LOGJAMMER DAMN CHINK SHITTY BOB SAGET WANK SHIT BALL SACK DAMN IT FUCK OFF FELCHING REDNECK PENIS FLYING RAT'S ASS PEDOPHILIA MOZILLA FIREFOX LET'S SHIT PUNANI 30 CASES OF PICKLES DICK BOOBS SCROTUM RAT'S ASS PISS OFF O CANADA BITCH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GANGBANG YID CHOAD CUNT FUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GOATSE BOYCOTT VIACOM! CLUSTER FUCK COCKSUCKER FUCK FUCK HELL PORCH MONKEY CUNT FELCHMONKEY HENTAI GENITALIA RAT'S COCK INCEST INJUN COCKSMOKER DOUCHE NAZI MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DAMN IT OH SHI– DIPSHIT FUCK SEX ORGASM BOOBS FLYING FUCK NI WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PENIS ON A BUN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKSTAIN CHAV FUCK OFF YOGHURT CANNON ASSHOLE 30 CASES OF PICKLES INBRED FLYING RAT'S ASS PIGFUCKER SHITTY CROTCH ARSE ASS LET'S SHIT SHITFACE BORDER HOPPER NICARAGUA FUCK YOU BIGNOSE ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER BONER SMEG TURD SPANK THE MONKEY SHITHEAD BUGFUCK MOCKIE BUTT-HOLE ASS WIENER WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! FAG JOHN SMILEY FACE ASS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHE PISS OFF TOWELHEAD BATHING SUIT AREA FROG FUCKWIT SEX BUNG-HOLE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK [Insert swear here] SOD DICK IN A BOX ASSWIPE CUNT DICK TITS GOOK SHITFUCKER POMMIE ASSWIPE PISS SHITTY IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ASSHOLE SCROTUM SPUNK GOBSHITE TITS DAMN BITCH ASSHAT FAGGOT ARSE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PRICK DOUCHEBAG LGBT RIGHTS DAMN JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS NIGGER DUMBASS CAMEL FUCKER TWAT BIRD SHIT MALARKY POMMIE RUSKIE DUNE COON CRAP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HENTAI GOD DAMMIT BEAVER SHITCOCK CUNT WOODPECKERSHIT CHOAD KISSER HELL TITTYWANK FLYING RAT'S ASS REDNECK ASSWIPE DAMN ASSHOLE ASSCRACK AMERICA ONLINE YOU WANKER TITTIES YUKKY DOODY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCK A DUCK TOTAL ANUSCAKE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DONKEY PUNCHER FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK YOU RAPE ORGASM PISSHOLE SHIT SPUNK PIECE OF SHIT DIPSHIT BALLS FLYING FUCK SHITFACE HOMO SEX ASSRAPING BOOBS SHITHEAD I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK FELLATIO DOUCHETITS ARSE FIRECROTCH CUNTSWILLING TURD BALLS VAGINA WIGGER SHITSLINGING DYKE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CUNTBUCKET ASSCRACK LHASA FUCKTARD YOU WANKER RAPE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKER GIVING HEAD CHOAD JACK ABRAMOFF NEGRO SCROTUM BITCH WIGGER BOOBIES SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ORGASM POTTYMOUTH CLUSTER FUCK TITWANK WANK PISS WIKIPEDIA HEIL HITLER! SHITE WIENER HELL ASSWANKING FAILURE! HELL SHITCUNTING AMERICA ONLINE FUCK COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BITCH NIPPLES HORSE SHIT NECROPHILIA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASS LICKER DUMBASS MOZILLA FIREFOX HELL DESU FELCHMONKEY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING A ASS FASCIST DICKFACE DAMN GREASER NEGRO TITS VAGINA FUCKSTAIN ASSRAPING REDNECK NIGGER TITS PICKANINNY BOB SAGET ASSCRACK WANK REDSKIN PUSSY TOSSER FUCK BALL SACK RUSKIE AUTOFELLATIO MOCKIE BUKKAKE LAKE TITICACA BUKKAKE FRITZ RAT'S ASS DONGSHOVER MONKEY SHIT SUITCASE PENIS OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH FUCK OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIGGER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI REDSKIN WANKSPLAT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKWIT FUCK DICKHEAD SNUFF PORN [expletive deleted] LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DICKFACE ASS CRACKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! FELCHING JERRY NECROPHILIA FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE COCK FUCKSTAIN FUCK FUCKING JUMP! WOODPECKERSHIT CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK FUCK ARSE EXTRA LONG PENIS DICK SHITSLINGING MONKEY'S UNCLE DONKEY PUNCHER BULLSHIT BUGGER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITE and with the NIPPLES and his PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! of girraffes in which Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! while reading about I'M FULL OF BATSHIT!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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