Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN IT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CHICKEN SHIT, sudden SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ABO or PUSSY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CROTCH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CHOAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ARSEBADGERS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NEGRO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITSLINGING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat POWERSHIT MALL SANTA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASS utterFUCKance of socially DAMN objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first LIMEY television programs to address FUCK Tourette's syndrome.

CLIT Tourette's is DELICIOUS CAKE not to be CAMEL JOCKEY confused with I'LL RAPE YOU Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHOAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITFACE random FUCK disorientation, culturally-GOD DAMN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS language, BULLSHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK NIGGER TITS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PISS OFF MY ASS souvenir shoppes and massive GOD DAMN quantities CUNT of ANAL DIABETES JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST garbage.

Darnit.

A CHINK Polite Note to the SHITE Author:

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The FUCK Tourette's ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT Research Institute was BATHING SUIT AREA founded to CUNT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have COCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FRAK article FELCHMONKEY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DONKEY PUNCHER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BOON.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BIGNOSE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of YOU SUCK BALLS Tourrette's sufferers GOD DAMN swear. You can BUGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame EXTRA LONG PENIS TV, for always focusing on the YOU WANKER bad side of a terrible ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA thing.
  • The main PUSSY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MOTHERFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DICK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT knee HORSE SHIT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCKSTAIN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes AUTOFELLATIO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PUPPIES school for WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CLUSTER FUCK sufferers to become DAMN manically depressed and JERRY commit JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK suicide.
  • There is no SEX cure, and the BORDER HOPPER drugs that are available to, "calm" the P'KANG tics often have adverse FUCKFACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNTSWILLING perodol" which caused my entire HADJI body to go COCKSUCKER numb and DUNE COON basically made it NIGGA! worse than MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! it is without the BORDER HOPPER drug.

I am an active member of a CUNTRAG tourette syndrome BOOBIES association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHIT the BOOBS public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKFUCKFUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DICK CHICKEN sorry for DAMN IT "hi-jacking" your DICKHEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUGFUCK this that really PUPPIES annoys me. I am working towards a WIGGER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSCRACK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GENITALIA, and making fun of a POOPOO horrible disorder is (not) BITCH funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PISS ARTIST time.

Best ARSE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROTESTS reply

As OPINION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA SUCKS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIANENMEN SQUARE Westerners show is not an PROXY SITES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY degenerate capitalist culture in those CENSORSHIP countries. When showing 1984 right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIANENMEN SQUARE in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your AMERICA'S GREAT! capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.

Li Chiang “DIMETHYL GLYCOL” Wen

P.S. BELGIUM Regards to Andrew CROTCH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE reply

Mr. janitor

The O KURWA! bastard who wrote this article. You can HELL punch him if you POMMIE want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this KU KLUX KLAN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not BRITAIN white?

Mpopo “CECIL JOHN RHODES” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the YOU SUCK BALLS saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my FRITZ intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How MOZILLA FIREFOX to QUEEF cure LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT the ART METAL PRODUCTS Tourette's DAMN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CHOAD KISSER for FUCKHEAD Tourette's DICKFACE Syndrome FAG is HAIL SATAN! following REDNECK these SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH rules FUCK YOU in ROSIE O'DONNELL order:

  • 1: Avoid TENTACLE RAPE immature PIGFUCKER little I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS kids,
  • 2: Count to CLUSTER FUCK within MOTHERFUCKER 10 DAGOseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your [Insert silly non-swear here] ASSWIPE DICKFACE nor GOOK talk,
  • 4: Tell DICKFACE yourself you ASS don't FUCKSTAIN have BASTARD this HORSE SHIT disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DICKHEAD WITH NASTY CHOAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

INBRED FEMADOM FUCKWIT PEDOPHILIA BEAVER SON OF A BITCH WANK FUCK YOU CUM ASS

CHIGGER pen0r TOSSER HADJI PISSHOLE FELCHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SUCK A BIG DICK FALSE BENSON MACACA FUCKFACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK CHICKEN SHIT ASSHAT FAG RUSTY TROMBONE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE RAT'S ASS SHIT SMEG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKER GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF HELL ABO ASS TITTYWANK REDNECK FUCK ASSWIPE WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS BUKKAKE CHIGGER STEVE BALLMER RAT'S COCK PENISFUCK QUEEF BALLS 30 CASES OF PICKLES MAMA MIA ASSBANDIT TITWANK NIPPLES MOCKIE FENCE JUMPER DUMBASS FUCK YOU BONER FLYING FUCK FUCK YOU JOHNNY BELLEND ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS PISS OFF BITCH DAMN IT FELLATIO COCKSHITTER PEDOPHILIA FLYING FUCK REBECCA BLACK TITS ASSWIPE DOODIE HEAD JACKASS ASSWIPE I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS NIHILISM MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ARSE TITMOUSE PIG FAG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH WETBACK MONKEY SHIT SHITFUCKER GRINGO CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITFACE SPIC FOUR-EYES NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO FRIG DOUCHEBAG BIRD IN THE HOUSE JACKASS SHIT BUTTFUCKER NIGGER SPUNK WOODPECKERSHIT NEGRO TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKTARD CAMEL FUCKER FAGGOT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BOOBIES BITCH ANUSCAKE SHITFUCKER DICK VAGINA FRIG VAGINA TWAT COCKSTUFFER PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN HO WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS YOU SUCK BALLS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS WETBACK DYKE BUNG-HOLE TIMBER NIGGER FUCK SUITCASE PENIS CHOAD EAT MY SHIT! ASSHOLE BANGKOK TAMPON IN MY ASS GOD DAMN BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER HADJI SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITFACE FUCKING SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASS SCROTUM SPICY CUNT FUCK ASS LICKER CUNTYMINTS WANK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAT'S ASS CLUSTER FUCK ASS FUCK OFF PORCH MONKEY 666 TACO TOWELHEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCK BITCH FUCK BEAVER WHORE I WILL END YOU! FIST FUCK FLYING FUCK DAMMIT NECROPHILIA FRED PHELPS BONER ASSHOLE WIENER FOUR-EYES MINORITIES PECKERHEAD REBECCA BLACK DAMN IT PISS ARTIST PISS suck my mothers NAZI RAT'S ASS SPIC DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKTARD ABO AUTOFELLATIO CUNNILINGUS COCKSUCKER INCEST I WILL KILL YOU! HEIL HITLER! BIRD SHIT DOUCHING WOP JIGGABOO HELL GRINGO RAT'S COCK PRICK HOMO DAMNATION COON ASSCRACK CUM BOOBIES OSTRICH MY ASS DICKHEAD JERK OFF LENS CRAFTERS FUCK SHIT FUCKFACE STEVE BALLMER BATHING SUIT AREA RAT'S COCK DICKLICK DAMNATION SHITSKIN KIKE CUNTRAG FUCK OFF FUCKTARD RAT'S ASS PENIS BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH SHIT FUCK FRAK YOU WANKER CROTCH SHITE BEAVER MACACA CLEMEN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MILF JAP BOB SAGET ASS NAZI 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TITS DUMBASS RAPE SHITE FELLATIO COON GARBAGE DAY! PENISBIRD All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BUGGER OFF COCK SHIT FUCKHEAD DOG SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFUCKER NAZI GANGBANG DAMMIT MINORITIES WANKER POTTYMOUTH RAPE ASSFACE SHITFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK SUITCASE PENIS FRITZ FROG'S FAT ASS SCUMBAG WEHATEMARIO MALARKY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FLYING RAT'S ASS TITS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY POOPOO BITCH TESTICLE CHOKE FELCHING PUSSY SHITTY HOSER GANGBANG BALL SACK DOUCHEBAG HOMO LIMEY DIPSHIT FENCE JUMPER GO HOME AND DIE FUCKSTAIN ARSE RAT'S ASS BUGGER MOTHERFUCKER COCKSHITTER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LET'S SHIT GRAPE PENIS COON FROG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS WANKER SHITTY LAKE TITICACA CUNTRAG BUTTFUCKER FUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK BITCH BIGNOSE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DOUCHING CAMEL FUCKER GIVING HEAD CHICKEN SHIT RANDY TRAVIS BORDER HOPPER FRENCH TICKLER JACKASS SHIT O KURWA! WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! MOTHERFUCKER PRICK FUCK OFF SHITCOCK FAGGOT DAMN IT DICK SHITE HOT GRITS FRITZ SCUMBAG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD REDNECK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JACK ABRAMOFF ASSWIPE CHUFF BEAVER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! AY-AY-AY CHRIST OF TABERNACLE CHRIST OF TABERNACLE SHIT JAP FENCE JUMPER THONG TASTER BOLLOCKS SAMUEL L. JACKSON ORANGE TURTLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT LENS CRAFTERS SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? BALL SACK HELL LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT INBRED SHITSKIN SEX SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CRACKER JACK OFF I'LL RAPE YOU YOU WANKER BIGNOSE BUGGER BASTARD DOUCHE NAZI SHITFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE FAG AY-AY-AY PENIS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DIPSHIT SOD OFF FUCKTARD FUCK YOU MINORITIES FUCKWIT TUBA POMMIE FUCKSTAIN DYKE FUCKING MARGARET THATCHER DAMN I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS NIPPLES FASHION BUG JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE JOHN ELWAY FRITZ ASSHOLE FUCK SON OF A BITCH SEX SHITFACE FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITS YOU WANKER NEOPETS COCK PRICK SHITTY JERK OFF SON OF A BITCH COCKSHITTER BOOBS STRAWBERRY ASS WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS JACKASS ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD GOD DAMMIT BASTARD BASTARD DONGSHOVER TOSSER ASS BITCH ASSFACE DUMBASS VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT DOUCHING FUCK FUCKING A SHITTY FUCKWIT SOD OFF BUTTFUCKER WANK NI ASSHAT DAMN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DOM DeLUISE CUNNILINGUS CUNTBUCKET CHENEY SHITBALLS COCKSHITTER TAMPONS ALEX TREBEK BASTARD DILDO GOD DAMMIT DOUCHING ASS ORGASM HELL CUNT TWAT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BONER FUCKTARD RAT'S COCK FUCKING JUMP! WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS WANKER FROG'S FAT ASS STEVE BALLMER FUCKHEAD HELL WOODPECKERSHIT GOD DAMN DICKFACE INVISIBLE! JENKEM PIGFUCKER SHIT GOBSHITE INJUN FUCK NUGGET WIGGER CLIT FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS DICKHEAD CRAP CUNTING ASSCRACK JACKASS COCKSUCKER PENISFUCK SAGGY TITS TITTIES WANK CUNT SHIT GOD DAMMIT BASTARD FROG ABO DAMN CROTCH FLYING FUCK YID FUCKING A SCROTUM HITLER DEVELOPERS! LENS CRAFTERS PIGFUCKER BUNG-HOLE TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK GANGBANG TITTYWANK TITS & DICKS BUGFUCK SPUNK BITCH WIENER BARBRA STREISAND JACKASS CUNT DOG SHIT CHICKEN SHIT TOSSER SHITFACE CUNT DUMBASS JAP TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS BOB SAGET COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CONDOMS FUCKSTAIN NI SHITSLINGING TWO-INCH PENIS BUGGER PISS FAG RECTUM RAIDER PORCH MONKEY TITTIES BULLSHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HO BUGGER OFF SHIT JERK OFF GO COUNT YOUR DICK CHRISTHUMPER TIT SPRINKLES PISS OFF MY ASS DAMN CHRIST OF TABERNACLE WHORE FRITZ SMEG HENTAI BOB SAGET BOOBS RICK MORANIS WIGGER FAG ASS COCK POLESMOKER SPANK THE MONKEY KIKE SHIT BUTT-HEAD FUCK SOD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUNTYMINTS FALSE BENSON IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASS DICK CHICKEN TITMOUSE FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKHEAD POLAK ABO PENIS ON A STICK FUCK A DUCK WANK ASSHOLE SHITFACE PUSSYLICKER LET'S SHIT TITMOUSE FENCE JUMPER CLUSTER FUCK WIKIPEDIA DOM DeLUISE DIRTY SANCHEZ ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKFACE TACO RAPE CUNT MALARKY SHITFUCKER ASS LONGCAT IS LONG JAP HELL DICK TITS CLIT FUCKSTAIN [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] PENIS CRAPPY NAZI TWAT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TITTIES and with the CROTCH and his MINORITIES of girraffes in which FRAK while reading about SHIT LIKE A HORSE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See DAMN IT also

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