Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without CUNTBUCKET comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a DOM DeLUISE article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or INBRED neurochemical FUCK disorder CHENEY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKING, sudden COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BELGIUM or SEX vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITSKIN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PAKI include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SPIC by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TITS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JUNGLE BUNNY POLACK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DOUGHNUT PUNCHER utterFUCKance of socially FUCK OFF objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WIENER television programs to address CUM Tourette's syndrome.

DYKE Tourette's is FUCKING not to be JAP confused with BUTT PIRATE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JERK OFF chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves KRAUT random SNUFF PORN disorientation, culturally-LOLLIPOPS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITBALLS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKWIT language, IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITFACE TITS & DICKS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FLYING FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive KRAUT quantities BITCH of ANAL DIABETES O KURWA! garbage.

Darnit.

A GOD DAMN Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

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The PENIS Tourette's REBECCA BLACK Research Institute was PENIS ON A STICK founded to COON.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GOD BLESS AMERICA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSHOLE article DOUCHE NAZI funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DICK IN A BOX I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITSLINGING changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DIPSHIT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of CONDOMS Tourrette's sufferers TESTICLE CHOKE swear. You can SUITCASE PENIS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SAGGY TITS TV, for always focusing on the PISS bad side of a terrible MOTHERFUCKER thing.
  • The main CHOAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WIENER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DOG FUCKER knee MASTURBATION NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is WOMEN'S RIGHTS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PENIS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNT school for CUNTRAG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! sufferers to become PUSSY manically depressed and SHITBALLS commit DICK TITS suicide.
  • There is no DOM DeLUISE cure, and the FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the PENIS tics often have adverse AUTOFELLATIO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DOUCHETITS perodol" which caused my entire COCKSHITTER body to go CHING CHONG CHINK numb and SHITFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than SONNY BILL WILLIAMS it is without the I'LL RAPE YOU drug.

I am an active member of a DIPSHIT tourette syndrome CUNTRAG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FASHION BUG the JIZZ public view of Tourettes as a "DAMN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NIGNOG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DICK sorry for BUKKAKE "hi-jacking" your BLISTERING BARNACLES entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WANK this that really SHITSLINGING annoys me. I am working towards a BALLS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this EPIDIDYMIS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKER, and making fun of a FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE horrible disorder is (not) BUTT PIRATE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PUNANI time.

Best HORSE PENIS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DUMBASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As UIGURS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill IN COMMUNIST CHINA, EXPLETIVE SHOUTS YOU!! Westerners show is not an MELAMINE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing AMERICA'S GREAT! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not GOVERNMENT FILTERS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIANENMEN SQUARE byproduct of your UIGURS capitalist society LHASA.

Li Chiang “PANCHEN LAMA” Wen

P.S. CUNNILINGUS Regards to Andrew DILDO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

Mr. janitor

The TWAT bastard who wrote this article. You can PECKERHEAD punch him if you FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my TAMPONS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP to TOSSER cure CRAP ON A STICK the COCK Tourette's VENEREAL DISEASE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment VENEREAL DISEASE for SHIT Tourette's HENTAI Syndrome FUCKTARD is DONKEY DICK following SHITSLINGING these ASS FASCIST rules CUNTBUCKET in NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! order:

  • 1: Avoid BUTT PIRATE immature TWO-INCH PENIS little DAMN kids,
  • 2: Count to TRANNY within COON 10 FUCK OFFseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BUGFUCK RUSKIE TITS & DICKS nor HOT GRITS talk,
  • 4: Tell BARBRA STREISAND yourself you HONKY don't FROG'S FAT ASS have WOP this AUTOFELLATIO disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TOWELHEAD WITH NASTY PISSHOLE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ANAL FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM INBRED SHITBALLS DAMN FLYING FUCK SHITBALLS LOLCAT DICKFACE COCK CHIGGER

LOLLIPOPS FIST FUCK ASSFACE GANGBANG FLYING FUCK SOD ASS LICKER BUTTFUCKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DAMN BUGFUCK SHITFACE BALLS DUMBASS FASHION BUG CHRIS CHAN MONKEY BALLS SHITTY GOD DAMMIT HEIL HITLER! PEARL NECKLACE PUSSY PIGFUCKER TIMBER NIGGER NIPPLES SCROTUM FUCK FELLATIO CHOAD ASSHAT TOTAL TIT SPRINKLES FUCKING TITTIES ASS PUNANI BELGIUM ASS ABO ASS SHITSKIN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PIGFUCKER YOU WANKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BITCH MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITTY PISS OFF SHITFUCKER TOURETTE'S IS FUN CAMEL JOCKEY MICK SEMPRINI WANKSPLAT FUCK A DUCK BITCH PISS OFF ASSHAT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SAGGY TITS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES SCROTUM CUNNILINGUS CLEVELAND STEAMER HEIL HITLER! SNUFF PORN GO COUNT YOUR DICK PRICK BALLS ABO TUBA SEX CUNT LOLCAT TACO DIPSHIT COCK BASTARD JOHN SMILEY FACE DAMN SPUNK DAMN I WILL END YOU! WANKER FUCKER ASSFACE BALL SACK 4CHAN CHOAD RAGHEAD TAFFY HO FUCKER NIGGER ORGASM BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITTY ASSHOLE SUGARTITS I'LL RAPE YOU FELLATIO BUGGER SHIT MARGARET THATCHER SLOPE DILDO DICKFACE BUGGER VAGINA PISS FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE CUNT BOOBS LET'S SHIT TITS PUSSYLICKER ASSWIPE [Insert silly non-swear here] AUTOFELLATIO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FENCE JUMPER MALARKY TWAT CUM JAP PUSSY CRAPFUCKER O CANADA WIENER PISS ARTIST CUNNILINGUS BUTT-HOLE BASTARD FUCK YOU DAMN IT WANK FUCKWIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DICK IN A BOX BASTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOD INJUN I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT CRAPPER HELL DICKHEAD PISS MALL SANTA RUSTY TROMBONE DICKHEAD DOUCHEBAG DYKE I WILL KILL YOU! ARSE GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT SHIT BOOBS HO BITCH DOUCHETITS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BASTARD PUSSY BITCH SHITCUNTING SHITTY TWISTY VAGINA MAMA MIA HOMO LET'S SHIT MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! SHIT SCROTUM ASSWIPE DOODIE HEAD PORCH MONKEY BELLEND MACACA DIPSHIT SHIT BLOWJOB SHIT COON DICKHEAD VAGINA GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN MOLDY TITS FUCK BALLS [Insert swear here] TAMPONS SHITE MOTHERFUCKER DICKLICK FROG'S FAT ASS I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE SHIT NIPPLES JOHN SMILEY FACE NECROPHILIA REBECCA BLACK DIPSHIT PISS ARTIST SHIT NEGRO BASTARD BELLEND PEEPEE SCROTUM GIVING HEAD FUCKING JUMP! CLIT FRIG YOGHURT CANNON CONAN O'BRIAN SCROTUM DILDO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITBALLS SHITE SHITFACE SON OF A BITCH DAMN IT DICKHEAD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PORCH MONKEY SHUT UP, MEG! ARSE DONKEY DICK FUCK YOU ASS YID MOLDY TITS BOLLOCKS BELLEND DUMBASS pen0r BIRD SHIT COON MONKEY'S UNCLE ASSFACE PISS OFF MY ASS PISS CUNT HORSE PENIS ANUSCAKE FUCK OFF ARSEBADGERS GOD DAMMIT DONKEY PUNCHER SHITE JERK OFF JIZZ HEIL HITLER! TOSSER SHIT LOLLIPOPS FUCKWIT FLYING FUCK FROG PRICK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BOOBS ASSWIPE ASSCRACK SLOPE SHITFACE HELL DAMN SHITCOCK PEDOPHILIA DOUCHE SHIT LIKE A HORSE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BLOWJOB DICKHEAD WOMEN'S RIGHTS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CLEVELAND STEAMER ARSE FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST PISS OFF SHITTY SPUNK ARSE PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF PEARL NECKLACE BITCH WIENER PENISFUCK BULLSHIT DOUCHEBAG JACKASS SHIT SPUNK DUMBASS WHORE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES YOU WANKER DAMN RAT'S COCK NIGGER RAT'S ASS OSTRICH MY ASS BASTARD SHITE YOU WANKER PAKI PISS FUCKING A MALARKY PISS FUCKTARD MR WINKLER IS GAY FUCKHEAD SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITFUCKER ARSE AUTOFELLATIO BOOBIES FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DONKEY DICK FUCK NIGGER LET'S SHIT GOD DAMMIT ANUSCAKE CRAPPY SHITFACE NAZI DICKHEAD COCK POMMIE CHOAD FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER THONG TASTER ASSCRACK FRITZ GIVING HEAD DOUCHING NORTH KOREA BULLCRAP BUTTFUCKER CONDOMS PEARL NECKLACE RUSTY TROMBONE SHITHEAD TWISTY VAGINA LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SUCK MY DICK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT LOLLIPOPS CHUFF POLAK KIKE ARSE PISSHOLE SHITE FUCKING CLUSTER FUCK SHITFUCKER CAMEL FUCKER PUSSYLICKER CHRISTHUMPER RAGHEAD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BUKKAKE JIGGABOO COMMUNIST DILDO NICARAGUA CLUSTER FUCK SHITFACE JIGGABOO HONKY CUNT DAMN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CLEMEN FUCKHEAD EPIDIDYMIS BITCH TITS & DICKS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE TAMPONS FUCK PEDOPHILIA FUCK INVISIBLE! SHIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHIT HOSER ANAL TOWELHEAD FRAK NECROPHILIA MASTURBATION FUCK A DUCK DAMN CUNT KRAUT JIGGABOO DAMMIT CHICKEN SHIT COON CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITHEAD WALRUS SHIT SHITHEAD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DAMN FUCKTARD FAG TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS SHITCUNTING SCROTUM COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PEEPEE CHOAD KISSER DICK MARY WHITEHOUSE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MAMA MIA GENITALIA PEEPEE LOLCAT JAP POMMIE POLAK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GOD DAMMIT DICKHEAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKING A DOUCHING NECROPHILIA COCK SHITFACE ASSWIPE BALLS DONKEY PUNCHER ASSRAPING FELCHING BITCH GOD DAMN INBRED DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NEGRO MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING A SHITSKIN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHITSLINGING SHIT INBRED MAMA MIA DICKLICK WOMEN'S RIGHTS DICKLICK BUTTFUCKER DOUCHE PISS OFF GOBSHITE ASSHAT SHITE QUEEF BITCH GOBSHITE BIG FOOT TWAT WANKSPLAT ARSE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CHICKEN SHIT HORSE SHIT HELL CUNT ARSE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKING FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN RECTUM RAIDER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BITCH BIGNOSE FEMADOM BASTARD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PENIS FUCK MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS I RAPE WALRUSES! CRAP BOOBIES FUCKING SHITSLINGING BALL SACK DAMN SHITTY [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BULLCRAP ASSFACE FUCK CHINK ASSRAPING MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY CLUSTER FUCK ASS LICKER CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST TURD WIKIPEDIA TWISTY VAGINA FUCK COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GENITALIA NIGGER TITS & DICKS PENISBIRD TOWELHEAD DILDO MONKEY BALLS SHITFACE PENIS POTTYMOUTH FUCKWIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! TURD MOCKIE BUTTFUCKER ARSE INCEST DICK HORSE PENIS CUNTYMINTS RAT'S ASS CRAPFUCKER NICARAGUA SON OF A BITCH POLACK ASSHOLE JACKASS SHIT SHITTY JACK OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ URINE-GARGLING FUCKSTAIN FUCK FUCKSTAIN YOGHURT CANNON POLACK PIG SHIT FUCK SOD OFF PISS BUTTFUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS SLOPE SCUMBAG FUCKSTAIN HELL PISS I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS JACK OFF DICK THIS IS SPARTA! SHIT DICKLICK DAMN SEMEN DAMN FALSE BENSON FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSFACE CLEMEN SHITTY CAMEL JOCKEY SHITE TRANNY FAG CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST AMERICA ONLINE SHITFUCKER GOD DAMN TITS FUCK OFF CLUSTER FUCK PEARL NECKLACE BALLS BIRD IN THE HOUSE FLYING RAT'S ASS SCUMBUCKET DAMMIT TIT SPRINKLES CUNTBUCKET BULLSHIT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TITWANK and with the BITCH and his BLISTERING BARNACLES of girraffes in which CUNT while reading about DYKE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See NORTH KOREA also

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