Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without ASS comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a MOTHERFUCKER article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BIRD SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder SIGMUND FREUD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITFUCKER, sudden CUNTBUCKET m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMN IT or ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TWISTY VAGINA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MOZILLA FIREFOX by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITSLINGING words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHOAD utterFUCKance of socially SUCK MY DICK objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JIZZ television programs to address MOCKIE Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKING JUMP! Tourette's is PEDOPHILIA not to be DOT HEAD confused with FUCKTARD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PENIS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSCRACK random FUCKTARD disorientation, culturally-GYPSY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JERK OFF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FLYING FUCK language, BUKKAKE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITPISSER MOTHERFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BUGGER souvenir shoppes and massive ASS quantities MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE of ANAL DIABETES BRUSH MA TEETH garbage.

Darnit.

A CHOAD KISSER Polite Note to the HELL Author:

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The CC PLZ Tourette's FUCKWIT Research Institute was GOOK founded to WIENER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DIPSHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FAGGOT article SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITFUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CONAN O'BRIAN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WIGGER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of TWAT Tourrette's sufferers GOD DAMN swear. You can HEIL HITLER! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITE TV, for always focusing on the DUNE COON bad side of a terrible FUCKSTAIN thing.
  • The main FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WANK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PUNANI knee TITTIES NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is CROTCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKWIT school for ASSHAT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FLYING FUCK sufferers to become DUNE COON manically depressed and DAMN commit PISS UP MY ARSE suicide.
  • There is no FUCK cure, and the HELL drugs that are available to, "calm" the COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT tics often have adverse MOTHERFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNT perodol" which caused my entire TRANNY body to go ARSE numb and CHIGGER basically made it NIGGA! worse than LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD it is without the FUCKING JUMP! drug.

I am an active member of a SLOPE tourette syndrome CLUSTER FUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ARSE the SCUMBUCKET public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK OFF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BOLLOCKS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am POLAK sorry for HOMO "hi-jacking" your PAKI entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FROG'S FAT ASS this that really DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a FRITZ better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FIST FUCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be I WILL END YOU!, and making fun of a I WILL KILL YOU! horrible disorder is (not) GYPSY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GIVING HEAD time.

Best NIPPLES regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “STRAWBERRY ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply

As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GRASS MUD HORSE Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIVER CRABS SUCK degenerate capitalist culture in those RIVER CRABS SUCK countries. When showing DALAI LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FREEDOM OF SPEECH in countries RIGHT WING leadership, those problems does not POISON IN TOOTHPASTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your UIGURS capitalist society FALUN GONG.

Li Chiang “TANK MAN” Wen

P.S. SHITSLINGING Regards to Andrew SHITE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

Mr. janitor

The WETBACK bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSCRACK punch him if you CHOAD KISSER want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this SALISBURY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKFACE saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my BASTARD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How INCEST to FAGGOT cure DOUCHE NAZI the SHIT Tourette's COCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASSRAMMER for FASHION BUG Tourette's WIENER Syndrome CHOAD is JENKEM following MONKEY'S UNCLE these DUMBASS rules SHIT in ASSFACE order:

  • 1: Avoid ASSHAT immature FAG little FUCK OFF kids,
  • 2: Count to LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS within DAMN IT 10 CUNTseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your TENTACLE RAPE SHITCOCK CHINA IS CAPITALIST nor HOT GRITS talk,
  • 4: Tell BLISTERING BARNACLES yourself you LIKE FATHER LIKE SON don't WIGGER have ASSRAPING this WETBACK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BALL SACK WITH NASTY PORCUPINE'S BALLS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FENCE JUMPER RAT'S COCK SMEG JIZZ SHITSLINGING POLAK DYKE BUGGER JIGGABOO

PISS OFF MY ASS GOATSE SMEG SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKING JUMP! LOLCAT PISS OFF PORCH MONKEY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TENTACLE RAPE FLYING FUCK RAPE GOD DAMN DOG SHIT DICKFACE SON OF A BITCH FUCKBAG FUCK CHENEY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GOD DAMN ASS POLACK BEANER BASTARD CONDOMS CHINK PENIS BUTT PIRATE DUNE COON CHICKEN SHIT SEX TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! JOHN ELWAY DONKEY DICK CLUSTER FUCK WIENER SPIC BUKKAKE LENS CRAFTERS CLEVELAND STEAMER BUTTFUCKER SHITSLIDE CHING CHONG CHINK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! MICK HELL MASTURBATION TOWELHEAD WETBACK WIENER WIENER CUNT 666 MASTICATION FOR THE NATION CHIGGER FRIG POLAK FUCKWIT SHITE FUCKSTAIN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FIST FUCK CHAV BITCH FUCKSTAIN BLUE PENIS! FELLATIO GENITALIA BOOBS DOUCHE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CLUSTER FUCK DIPSHIT ASSCRACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NIGNOG KRAUT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ORGASM ASSCRACK KRAUT FELCHING CUM SPUNK REDNECK DAMMIT RAT'S ASS WANK DAMN SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMMIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BULLSHIT ASSCRACK FU SPANG ASSHAT CUNT FUCKSTAIN CLEMEN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MONKEY'S UNCLE TIT SPRINKLES JAP FUCKFACE BITCH BEAVER BULLCRAP ABO BUTTFUCKER NIGGER PENIS BITCH TITTIES FUCKWIT COCKSHITTER FELCHMONKEY ASS LICKER HELL ASS CRAP ON A STICK MARGARET THATCHER DAMMIT PISS RAT'S COCK BIRD SHIT MARGARET THATCHER FELCHMONKEY RAT'S ASS CUNTRAG TESTICLE CHOKE ALEX TREBEK FUCKTARD BEANER CUM POLESMOKER BORDER HOPPER DAMMIT BLISTERING BARNACLES DUNE COON TITTIES SHITSKIN DAMN HELL TITS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BALL SACK TIT DIRT CARPET MUNCHER CHUFF NORTH KOREA DOUCHEBAG SHITTY CROTCH SHITBALLS CUNT BULLSHIT BORDER HOPPER SHITCOCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASS SHITHEAD AUTOFELLATIO NIGGER WALRUS SHIT INJUN BOOBIES WALRUS SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO FLYING FUCK WANKER EAT MY SHIT! TWAT PISS OFF MY ASS TRANNY FUCKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! KAFFIR FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON RAT'S ASS DYKE HELL SON OF A BITCH IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CHOAD RAPE WIGGER PISS DOT HEAD COCK CHIGGER NIGGER DICKFACE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE FELCHMONKEY WANK FUCKWIT JACKASS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD ASSCRACK ASS ASS WARNER MUSIC GROUP 30 CASES OF PICKLES O KURWA! DICKLICK COCKSMOKER MACACA RAT'S COCK SEX ASSWIPE ASS TOWELHEAD COON CONAN O'BRIAN ARSEBADGERS P'KANG ASSHAT FRIG FUCKING A WOP DAMMIT ASS BEAVER TOSSER ASSHOLE DIRTY SANCHEZ I WILL KILL YOU! FRED PHELPS DONKEY DICK DICKHEAD SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITHEAD HELL AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNNILINGUS SACRAMENTO HOMO SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BLOWJOB TITS FUCK OFF COCKSHITTER CRACKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SEX FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY RAPE TITS & DICKS TWAT CRAPPY PEDOPHILIA MONKEY SHIT BITCH HELL BALLS MOTHERFUCKER DOG SHIT GOD DAMN MR WINKLER IS GAY RONNIE CORBETT CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S COCK QUEEF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSRAPING JAP PISS TWAT BONER WILLY WONKA GYPSY FUCK BONER FUCK OFF FUCKTARD FUCKHEAD DUMBASS DICK TITS YID DICKLICK SHITE BULLSHIT BUTT-HOLE CHOAD KISSER SHITFACE SHIT PUSSY CLUSTER FUCK ASSRAPING SMEG FUCKTARD PIG SPICY CUNT FUCK DUMBASS ASSCRACK DAMMIT I RAPE WALRUSES! PENIS CHENEY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BASTARD DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY BONER ART METAL PRODUCTS JACKASS ASSHAT WIENER JACKASS FROG SUCK MY DICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FAG TESTICLE CHOKE HADJI NIGGER TITS ASSHOLE PENISBIRD PIECE OF SHIT SHITHEAD BALLS BELLEND CHINA IS CAPITALIST GRINGO GREASER JIGGABOO BALL SACK BULLSHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNTRAG DICKHEAD TURD FUCKSTAIN BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT DAMN INBRED CHINA IS CAPITALIST NECROPHILIA SHITE BLESSED DAMN SAINT MOTHERFUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DOG SHIT TITWANK HELL NORTH KOREA FUCKFUCKFUCK SEX MOTHERFUCKER FELCHMONKEY SCUMBUCKET DAGO AUTOFELLATIO BITCH DICKWAD ANAL WANKSPLAT BATHING SUIT AREA CONDOMS DICK COCKSTUFFER ASSCRACK PENISPENISPENIS!!! DAGO CRAPPY HORSE SHIT SHITSKIN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FELCHING TITTIES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! EMO CUNTRAG BUTTFUCKER CHAV YOU WANKER CLEMEN ASS CHICKEN SHIT CONAN O'BRIAN BEAVER ASS NIGNOG BUTTFUCKER BULLCRAP BUTTFUCKER PEDOPHILIA [expletive deleted] FELLATIO DICKFACE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK OFF FUCKHEAD DILDO ASS LICKER WANKSPLAT TIMBER NIGGER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKBAG KIKE WOP BASTARD CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKSTAIN FUCK CLEMEN TENTACLE RAPE ASSHAT DAMN HORSE PENIS SHITTY JAP CUNT PIGFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK ART METAL PRODUCTS MONKEY SHIT BUGGER TWAT MOCKIE SHAKOPEE KIKE BONER FUCKER NECROPHILIA SHITSLINGING PISS OFF FUCKING JUNGLE BUNNY TWO-INCH PENIS WANK ASS LICKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BALL SACK TOTAL SAND NIGGER FUCK HATE HATE HAT FENCE JUMPER WHITE POWER CUNT I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY JACKASS SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH BUTTFUCKER TOURETTE'S IS FUN SMILES BASTARD CHING CHONG CHINK SHITBALLS DILDO COMMUNIST DILDO CUM CLIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSCRACK CHINA IS CAPITALIST SEMEN SPICY CUNT FUCK JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER EMO SHIT RAGHEAD BOYCOTT VIACOM! PEARL NECKLACE SMILES BITCH JAP TITTIES CHINA IS CAPITALIST JIGGABOO BOOBS TACO TWO-INCH PENIS COON PISS OFF FELLATIO HADJI HOLY DUMB FUCK GOAT DICK SHITTY ARSE ASSHOLE BRITNEY BOOBS WANK CUNT HOLY DUMB FUCK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ASSHOLE SHITHEAD BASTARD FUCK SHITE GOD DAMMIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCK RECTUM RAIDER ASSCRACK FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT MACACA POMMIE TITS FELCHMONKEY DAMN BALLS BITCH PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER SON OF A BITCH DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT AUTOFELLATIO DOG SHIT SHITE FLYING FUCK COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITFUCKER BULLSHIT ARSE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITBALLS GOAT DICK PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING MALL SANTA SPUNK YOU WANKER BITCH DAMNATION PUSSY ASS FUCKFACE WANK BOOBS OH SHI– FUCKWIT EMO FELCHMONKEY ASSFACE WIGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITTY PEDOPHILIA DYKE HOMO AUTOFELLATIO COCK GOD DAMMIT SMILES POLAK HAIL SATAN! WIGGER JIZZ RUSKIE CRAP ON A STICK DAMN SMEG ASSCRACK SHITHEAD RAT'S ASS FUCKER CAMEL FUCKER RAT'S COCK JACKASS CHINK FUCKFACE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BLESSED DAMN SAINT SHITFUCKER HADJI PRICK FOUR-EYES WOP SHITHEAD CC PLZ PEEPEE SHITE TENTACLE RAPE SAMUEL L. JACKSON CHIGGER ANUSCAKE JAP BUKKAKE WALRUS SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER PENIS ON A STICK MOZILLA FIREFOX DOUCHE PEDOPHILIA TWAT DICK TITS FUCKFACE RAT'S COCK DICK CRAPFUCKER ROSIE O'DONNELL TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS CHICKEN SHIT FUCKFACE SHITHEAD Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PENIS and with the FUCKHEAD and his GOBSHITE of girraffes in which DICK CHICKEN while reading about BASTARD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See TWAT also

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