Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WIENER neurochemical FUCK disorder SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSRAPING, sudden FLYING RAT'S ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements KRAUT or ORGASM vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BEANER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated I RAPE WALRUSES! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CHOAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FELCHING by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MOLDY TITS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITFUCKER FUCKFACE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SAND NIGGER utterFUCKance of socially BANGKOK objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GOD DAMMIT television programs to address HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourette's syndrome.

SHIT Tourette's is PEEPEE not to be CHICKEN SHIT confused with CHUFF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PRICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ANAL DIABETES random CRAP disorientation, culturally-WANKSPLAT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FLYING RAT'S ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JOHNNY language, ASSRAMMER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HENTAI O CANADA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKING souvenir shoppes and massive SHITBALLS quantities ASSCRACK of ANAL DIABETES CUNTYMINTS garbage.

Darnit.

A ARSE Polite Note to the DOG SHIT Author:

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The NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Tourette's DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Research Institute was DAMN IT founded to SEX.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BALLS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DOUCHE article COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and KAFFIR I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FEWMETS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about EPIDIDYMIS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of CHOAD Tourrette's sufferers POLACK swear. You can SPIC blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BOOBS TV, for always focusing on the FUCKSTAIN bad side of a terrible EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA thing.
  • The main BASTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NI involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CONDOMS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOBSHITE knee FASHION BUG NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is JACKASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DOUCHEBAG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! school for CHICKEN SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASS sufferers to become DICKLICK manically depressed and BIRD SHIT commit FUCKHEAD suicide.
  • There is no DAMN IT cure, and the SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the EPIDIDYMIS tics often have adverse FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HELLFUCKER perodol" which caused my entire RAT'S COCK body to go FUCKHEAD numb and SEMEN basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOUGHNUT PUNCHER it is without the DAGO drug.

I am an active member of a BUKKAKE tourette syndrome DONGSHOVER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITTY the AY-AY-AY public view of Tourettes as a "TACO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKING much much (hand spasms) more...

I am D'OH sorry for TWAT "hi-jacking" your ASSCRACK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MARY WHITEHOUSE this that really DONGSHOVER annoys me. I am working towards a PUSSY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FELLATIO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WIKIPEDIA, and making fun of a SNUFF PORN horrible disorder is (not) COCKSHITTER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SEX time.

Best BUTTFUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CARPET MUNCHER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TANK MAN reply

As BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MELAMINE Westerners show is not an CHRISTIANITY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOOGLE degenerate capitalist culture in those NORTH KOREA countries. When showing NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MELAMINE in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society I LIKE BUSH.

Li Chiang “INDIA HAS NUKES” Wen

P.S. DONGSHOVER Regards to Andrew JIGGABOO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

Mr. janitor

The WOMEN'S RIGHTS bastard who wrote this article. You can FENCE JUMPER punch him if you FUCKFACE want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this BRITAIN country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HELL saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my CARPET MUNCHER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How MOLDY TITS to ASSCRACK cure BULLSHIT the NEGRO Tourette's DONALD RUMSFELD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CONDOMS for CUNTRAG Tourette's TOWELHEAD Syndrome SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS is DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! following ROSES these SEX rules MOZILLA FIREFOX in KIKE order:

  • 1: Avoid TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! immature SHITFACE little RUSTY TROMBONE kids,
  • 2: Count to PRICK within BELLEND 10 ARSEseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FELCHMONKEY DOG FUCKER [Insert stupid word you just made up here] nor SHITSLINGING talk,
  • 4: Tell ASS FASCIST yourself you ANAL don't BELLEND have GO HOME AND DIE this HATE HATE HAT disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAGO WITH NASTY ASSCRACK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

DOUCHE DONGSHOVER COCK TITWANK FIST FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITCUNTING CRAP ON A STICK SOD SHIT

JACK OFF YOU WANKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! GO COUNT YOUR DICK DIPSHIT COCKSHITTER I'LL RAPE YOU I WILL END YOU! SCUMBAG FUCK OFF BUGGER PISS ABO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WIKIPEDIA CLIT THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE HELL DEVELOPERS! FEMADOM DUMBASS BITCH RAGHEAD PENISBIRD PUNANI BONG CAMEL JOCKEY NEGRO ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BITCH IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CLIT YOGHURT CANNON Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! NIGGER HORSE PENIS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! TWAT CHIGGER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PISS MALARKY [expletive deleted] MONKEY BALLS AOL IPs BITCH HENTAI RAPE BASTARD ANAL DIABETES FUCKHEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CAMEL FUCKER BITCH CONDOMS GRIS SOD OFF GOD DAMMIT FUCKING A SCUMBUCKET SOD CUNT CRAPPER WIKIPEDIA PIG AOL IPs BLOWJOB TURD BIRD SHIT SHITFACE PEARL NECKLACE HELL CUNTING ASSCRACK EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM DOG SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKFACE NEGRO ORGASM DIPSHIT ASS PUSSYLICKER JIZZ BALLS JACK OFF SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKWIT PORCH MONKEY PEDOPHILIA GOD DAMN ABO SAND NIGGER FUCKFACE FUCK YOU VENEREAL DISEASE SHITFUCKER FUCKBAG SHITSLIDE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DOG FUCKER CHOAD FUCK OFF ABO NEGRO SACRAMENTO SHITSLINGING CRAPMUNCHER DICKFACE PEDOPHILIA ASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FAG DELICIOUS CAKE PISS ARTIST BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WIKIPEDIA BULLCRAP POWERSHIT EMO AUTOFELLATIO BUGGER OFF SHITTY COMMUNIST DILDO PRICK NEOPETS GENITALIA CLIT BASTARD FUCKING A NIPPLES WANK VAGINA IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT SHITE PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN SHITE CUNT DICK DICKFACE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PUSSY FLYING RAT'S ASS CHAV PUNANI FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT COCKGOBLIN MARGARET THATCHER YOUR MOM HELL HADJI Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PIG CHIGGER AUTOFELLATIO SUCK COCKS IN HELL! RICK MORANIS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DOUCHEBAG PISS WANK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SON OF A BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKBAG TITWANK BOOBS FENCE JUMPER DAMNATION DICKFACE TWISTY VAGINA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BOOBIES FUCK BONG PENIS CHOAD BITCH FUCKHEAD FUCKWIT GENITALIA TWAT CRACKER REDSKIN MOCKIE ASSWIPE SMEG FUCKHEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER WANKER POLACK FUCK YOU WIENER COMMUNIST DILDO CONAN O'BRIAN [expletive deleted] PEDOPHILIA MACACA TWAT GOATSE FENCE JUMPER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BULLCRAP POLAK SPICY CUNT FUCK BITCH DICKWAD PISSHOLE CHICKEN SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE DICKHEAD SUCK MY DICK NIPPLES FUCKHEAD AOL IPs JENKEM JACKASS DICKHEAD BUTT-HEAD CROTCH PISS ARTIST SON OF A BITCH POLACK BUGFUCK FUCKFACE HORSE SHIT COON MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GO HOME AND DIE POLAK FUCK PEARL NECKLACE PISS OFF DAMN COON WILLY WONKA BASTARD ASSCRACK RAGHEAD CUM HONKY ASSHAT CUNT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS JACKASS BASTARD ASSWIPE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT EXTRA LONG PENIS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITCUNTING FUCK pen0r FUCK NIPPLES HOMO AOL IPs HELL DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER DICKHEAD CONAN O'BRIAN WINDOWS VISTA BALL SACK NIGGER FUCKHEAD PAKI PISS ARTIST YUKKY DOODY BOLLOCKS DICKFACE FUCK OFF BITCH WIENER BALLS CLUSTER FUCK ROSES FAGGOT MALL SANTA PEEPEE DAMN IT BLUMPKIN I WILL END YOU! FUCKTARD RICK MORANIS DAGO [Insert silly non-swear here] IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DONGSHOVER GOD DAMMIT NORTH KOREA BUTTFUCKER DICKFACE VENEREAL DISEASE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GRIS DICKLICK CUNT FUCK OFF HONKY BUTT-HOLE DONKEY DICK PRICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SPANK THE MONKEY ASS DAMN BUKKAKE CUNTYMINTS ANUSCAKE SHITE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT PISS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS BOOBS WIENER FUCKHEAD TAFFY BITCH CLEMEN DUNE COON STUDENT MOVEMENT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HORSE SHIT FUCKING A SHITE FELCHMONKEY HORSE PENIS CLEMEN SOD OFF GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY PENISBIRD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DICK DICKWAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FENCE JUMPER YID GOD DAMMIT DOG FUCKER NIGGER GIVING HEAD NEGRO DICKWAD CUNTRAG DIPSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS I WILL END YOU! RECTUM RAIDER COCKSMOKER HORSE PENIS CUNT TIMBER NIGGER SHITFACE WANK DIPSHIT BELLEND BASTARD CROTCH COCKSMOKER JOHNNY QUEEF I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH BOON SHITHEAD STUDENT MOVEMENT FUCK YOU ASSCRACK OSTRICH MY ASS JACK ABRAMOFF STEVE BALLMER MARY WHITEHOUSE DUNE COON HELL SHITTY ASS DAMN BUGGER HORSE SHIT CRAPMUNCHER JACKASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK YOU DEVELOPERS! PIECE OF SHIT DICK IN A BOX CLEMEN SHIT SPUNK CRAPPY CHUFF PORCH MONKEY KNOBJOCKEY FUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BOB SAGET SHITTY CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HITLER 30 CASES OF PICKLES CUNT TACO FUCK DONKEY DICK SCUMBAG BUTT PIRATE FROG'S FAT ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS BASTARD THONG TASTER CUM CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FENCE JUMPER MICK FUCKHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER BUTT PIRATE WINDOWS VISTA O CANADA DAMMIT FUCKHEAD FRENCH TICKLER FEATURED CHUFF SHIT HELLFIRE DONKEY DICK DICKHEAD HORSE SHIT VAGINA NIPPLES TWAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HADJI GO COUNT YOUR DICK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME MILF ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH PUSSYLICKER TITTIES INBRED BUTTFUCKER DAMN NIGGER STRAWBERRY ASS LET'S SHIT BLOWJOB STUDENT MOVEMENT SHIT FAG HELL MARY WHITEHOUSE RAT'S COCK BOB SAGET FEWMETS CUNTRAG PISS OFF MY ASS TAMPONS SEMPRINI BOOBS YOUR MOM CLEMEN BITCH WANK SHITE TWISTY VAGINA GRINGO POOPOO FUCKFACE FUCK NUGGET COON POO POO BLOWJOB SCROTUM GRINGO BUKKAKE MOLDY TITS FUCK YOU FUCKFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MOTHERFUCKER AOL IPs P'KANG DARTH VADER CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKHEAD NIGGER WANKSPLAT WANK ASSWIPE JIZZ BENCH PRESS DIPSHIT DUNE COON DIPSHIT SHITFACE DOG SHIT BALL SACK COCK BASTARD TWAT CHIGGER DUMBASS TAMPONS GANGBANG ASS BOOBS ANAL DIABETES MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BOYCOTT VIACOM! DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAMMIT TENTACLE RAPE JACKASS BASTARD FRED PHELPS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SMEG REDNECK I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CHOAD KISSER MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY PENIS BOLLOCKS MONKEY BALLS SPIC SHITE FUCKING JUMP! WIENER COLGATE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SUGARTITS NORTH KOREA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SLOPE WIENER JACKASS SHIT WIENER SHITE ALF CRAP DICKLICK SCROTUM ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MALARKY SHIT BOLLOCKS SHITE MOZILLA FIREFOX CONDOMS ASSFACE PISS TUBA NIGGER TOTAL RECTUM RAIDER FUCK YOU EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BUTT-HOLE SON OF A BITCH STUDENT MOVEMENT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES YID BUGGER FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSHAT FUCKING A DICKFACE RAT'S ASS SACRAMENTO FUCKSTAIN YOGHURT CANNON PORCH MONKEY ORANGE TURTLE BONER REDSKIN BITCH WINDOWS VISTA PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSFACE FUCK OFF PRICK SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER PRICK FUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER HENTAI FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHETITS GENITALIA ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ROSES BANGKOK CROTCH TURD SCUMBAG FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSCRACK and with the DICKLICK and his ASSHOLE of girraffes in which CHOAD while reading about SIGMUND FREUD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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