Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSRAPING neurochemical FUCK disorder A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITHEAD, sudden ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISS OFF MY ASS or SHITFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BONER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated POO POO BLOWJOB way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FELCHING include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken LIKE FATHER LIKE SON by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DONKEY DICK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SONNY BILL WILLIAMS KAFFIR words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WETBACK utterFUCKance of socially SHITFACE objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DOUCHETITS television programs to address DICKFACE Tourette's syndrome.

ASS Tourette's is CUNT not to be MARGARET THATCHER confused with CUNT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ABO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves VENEREAL DISEASE random PENIS ON A STICK disorientation, culturally-JESSE McCARTNEY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUKKAKE language, ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUM FUCKTARD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SEX souvenir shoppes and massive PIG quantities PISS OFF of ANAL DIABETES SHITTY garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITPISSER Polite Note to the ARSE Author:

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The PENIS Tourette's CUNT CRAPPER Research Institute was DAMN IT founded to FUCKSTAIN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASS FASCIST Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BLOWJOB article MOTHERFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PEARL NECKLACE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PEDOPHILIA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITTY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about THONG TASTER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FAG Tourrette's sufferers COMMUNIST DILDO swear. You can INBRED blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ART METAL PRODUCTS TV, for always focusing on the DICK bad side of a terrible HELL thing.
  • The main CLUSTER FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITSLINGING involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TWAT knee SHIT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BUTTFUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at URINE-GARGLING school for CUNTSWILLING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage I RAPE WALRUSES! sufferers to become DICK CHICKEN manically depressed and COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK commit JACKASS suicide.
  • There is no TRANNY cure, and the JACKASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the LET'S SHIT tics often have adverse MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DOT HEAD perodol" which caused my entire DAMN IT body to go PUNANI numb and FUCKFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! it is without the ASS drug.

I am an active member of a GIVING HEAD tourette syndrome PISS UP MY ARSE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SPUNK the BIRD IN THE HOUSE public view of Tourettes as a "CLUSTER FUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is COCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! sorry for PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT "hi-jacking" your QUEEF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like YOU WANKER this that really SCUMBAG annoys me. I am working towards a FLAMING ASS BADGER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SON OF A BITCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be I'LL RAPE YOU, and making fun of a IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! horrible disorder is (not) SHITFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TIMBER NIGGER time.

Best IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TURD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply

As MINORITIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROTESTS Westerners show is not an TANK MAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CULT OF THE DEAD COW degenerate capitalist culture in those GOOGLE countries. When showing BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not MELAMINE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your FREEDOM OF SPEECH capitalist society PROXY SITES.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. BEAVER Regards to Andrew PUSSY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

Mr. janitor

The JACKASS SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can MASTURBATION punch him if you DICK want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you SALISBURY remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my DIPSHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How PISS to CHICKEN SHIT cure GOBSHITE the POMMIE Tourette's PORCH MONKEY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SEX for SHITTY Tourette's JOHN SMILEY FACE Syndrome GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS is PRICK following PISS ARTIST these BOON rules RAPE in FUCKSTAIN order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCKING JUMP! immature NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES little TUBA kids,
  • 2: Count to TIT DIRT within LET'S SHIT 10 BITCHseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CUNT FUCKER nor POMMIE talk,
  • 4: Tell DICK CHICKEN yourself you FLYING FUCK don't WETBACK have HELL this HOSER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PUSSY WITH NASTY DOODIE HEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNTSWILLING FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

ASSCRACK JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNTYMINTS DICK IN A BOX I RAPE WALRUSES! BOOBS PISS ARTIST DOUCHETITS I WILL KILL YOU! GOD DAMMIT

BLISTERING BARNACLES VAGINA CHRISTHUMPER DICKWAD CLUSTER FUCK FUCKFACE DILDO BULLCRAP DICKHEAD INBRED PISS OFF MY ASS DAMNED TABERNACLE SHIT REDNECK HELL SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITTY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DONALD RUMSFELD KIKE ARSE DICKHEAD DAMN PEDOPHILIA BOOBIES RAPE LET'S SHIT BUTTFUCKER RAGHEAD HO SHITSLIDE SUGARTITS SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMMIT ASS FUCKFACE BUTTFUCKER BALL SACK AUTOFELLATIO VENEREAL DISEASE BANGKOK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSWIPE YOGHURT CANNON I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUTTFUCKER DAMN ASSHAT OH SHI– GOD DAMN WANK ASSRAMMER JOHNNY CLIT PEDOPHILIA GIVING HEAD JOHNNY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNTBUCKET suck my mothers CLUSTER FUCK ORGASM DICKFACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS GOD DAMMIT CUNT NICARAGUA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JUNGLE BUNNY CRIMETHINK PRICK ASSCRACK FELCHMONKEY WETBACK FUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHIT LIKE A HORSE FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER TWAT HITLER ASSWIPE BUTTFUCKER SHITSLINGING JIGGABOO AY-AY-AY PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DUMBASS PEDOPHILIA MACACA FUCK FUCKWIT HELL SOD ARSE CHINK NIGGER COCKSMOKER CHICKEN SHIT SHAKOPEE FUCKER SCUMBUCKET ASSRAPING FUCKING SEX DIPSHIT BUKKAKE SHITSLINGING SPIC CRAPPY SHITSLINGING SHITHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CLEMEN RAPE WIENER KNOBJOCKEY NICARAGUA ANUSCAKE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CARPET MUNCHER BIRD SHIT HELL GARBAGE DAY! SHITHEAD FUCK OFF COON SMEG SNUFF PORN TITTIES FLYING RAT'S ASS CLEMEN MARY WHITEHOUSE ART METAL PRODUCTS CUNTBUCKET FRENCH TICKLER FASHION BUG SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD DICKHEAD ASS POOPOO FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN DAMMIT FUCKTARD NIGGER DAMN FUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON I'LL RAPE YOU CUNNILINGUS WARNER MUSIC GROUP lowercase BASTARD BUGFUCK ASSHOLE WANK CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING COCKSUCKER YOU WANKER LET'S SHIT SHITSLINGING PISS INCEST FUDGEPACKER DICKHEAD YOGHURT CANNON SHITSLIDE GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS LET'S SHIT SON OF A BITCH GANGBANG GRUE RAPE FUCKSTAIN BOOBS BIGNOSE DAMN SOD WOODPECKERSHIT TOSSER BASTARD CLIT CAMEL FUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITCOCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CUM SHITTY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKSTAIN NI CARPET MUNCHER PEARL NECKLACE FUCKSTAIN ARSE BASTARD BEANER FAG FUCK OFF CUNTYMINTS ORGASM DOUCHETITS DICK CHICKEN MALL SANTA FAGGOT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH COCKSTUFFER NIPPLES DAGO YOU WANKER suck my mothers GOBSHITE PEDOPHILIA FUCKBAG SHITTY FUCKSTAIN WANK CUNT GIVING HEAD DOT HEAD WHORE DILDO STEVE BALLMER POMMIE SHITHEAD DUMBASS CLUSTER FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MALL SANTA POTTYMOUTH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISS OFF MY ASS THONG TASTER BUGFUCK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCK YOU ASSWIPE I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKFACE WEHATEMARIO CHAV HELL TWISTY VAGINA BOOBIES SHITTY HELL URINE-GARGLING GENITALIA DICK ARSE MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST CHOAD SON OF A BITCH MICK HELL FOUR-EYES YOGHURT CANNON DICK TOWELHEAD FEMADOM FLYING FUCK WIENER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASSFACE TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS JACKASS SHIT CLIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH COCKING FUCKBOROUGH GRINGO 666 PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU COON COMMUNIST DILDO SEMPRINI COON FUCKER BULLCRAP DAMN BLUMPKIN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DAMN BITCH FUCKWIT CHIGGER POMMIE DAMNED TABERNACLE DILDO INBRED SCUMBAG WANKSPLAT DAMN BUGFUCK CRIMETHINK I'LL RAPE YOU TITS HELL TITTIES BUTT-HOLE BASKETBALL FUCKING FRAK FIST FUCK BEAVER PICKANINNY TWAT CROTCH DAMN FUCK OFF CUNT GOD DAMMIT CUNT DAMN IT FUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES RAPE ASSCRACK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BITCH GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SEMEN DUMBASS CUM SHITHEAD PORCH MONKEY POMMIE BULLSHIT CUNNILINGUS HORSE PENIS MALARKY P'KANG BEAVER FUCKFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMMIT PISS ARTIST ANUSCAKE MOZILLA FIREFOX PUSSY MAMA MIA DAMMIT SUCK MY DICK SAND NIGGER BRITNEY CUNT BORDER HOPPER FUCKSTAIN PENISFUCK RUSKIE DAMN PENISBIRD BULLSHIT FUCKBAG ASSWIPE CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNT BULLSHIT CUNT ASSHOLE DIPSHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP GOD DAMMIT GRIS [Insert swear here] POMMIE YOGHURT CANNON RUSTY TROMBONE CRAPPY SHIT LIKE A HORSE WANK CUNT BALLS RUSTY TROMBONE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FRITZ SHIT POMMIE ASS LICKER TOWELHEAD HADJI BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CHICKEN SHIT TWAT MALL SANTA TITWANK LIMEY BLUMPKIN ALF HELL ASS GYPSY PISS OFF MY ASS FROG'S FAT ASS BELLEND DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! LENS CRAFTERS BITCH WOODPECKERSHIT ANAL SHITFUCKER PISS OFF PORCUPINE'S BALLS DOT HEAD ASSFACE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SUGARTITS JIZZ BATHING SUIT AREA HORSE PENIS ASSHAT DICK SHIT FUCKING FUCKHEAD DICKWAD MOTHERFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHIT COON FUCK OFF CLIT YOU WANKER SHITE ASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DUMBASS DAMMIT CUNT COON WOP DAGO CUM SHITFUCKER SCUMBUCKET JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKHEAD FASHION BUG OH SHI– FUCKHEAD RAGHEAD SHITCUNTING INBRED GYPSY SHITCOCK HOT GRITS SEX PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BITCH HUMAN RIGHTS PORCH MONKEY GANGBANG COCK DOG FUCKER ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS BITCH CUNTRAG INBRED SHITFUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS DICKHEAD BITCH JACK ABRAMOFF THONG TASTER GOD DAMMIT BASKETBALL ALEX TREBEK DAMMIT FUCKTARD DILDO DILDO KNOBJOCKEY COCKSHITTER HELLFUCKER FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSWANKING FAILURE! GOD DAMN PEDOPHILIA DICKHEAD SHITFUCKER FUCKFACE TRANNY LOLCAT SUCK MY DICK ARSE BASKETBALL FUCKSTAIN SOD OFF COON FRAK FELLATIO TITS RUSTY TROMBONE NECROPHILIA COON JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKER FUCK YOU CUNT SCUMBAG COCKSUCKER CARPET MUNCHER CUNNILINGUS CHIGGER NAZI SOD MARGARET THATCHER DOG FUCKER FUCKING A CHOAD FUCK OFF JAP SCROTUM FROG'S FAT ASS POMMIE CHOAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKING A TOURETTE'S SYNDROME HOT GRITS PISS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASS CUNT GREASER GYPSY ASSHOLE NIHILISM FU SPANG CRIMETHINK HUMAN RIGHTS PORCH MONKEY MOCKIE FELLATIO BASTARD OSTRICH MY ASS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD NIGGER TITS FUCK OFF LAKE TITICACA LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT HADJI HELL SHITSLIDE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BLISTERING BARNACLES GRIS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BITCH DAMN IT FUCKHEAD CHINK TAMPON IN MY ASS CUNNILINGUS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS COON MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MILF WIGGER BOON CRAPMUNCHER FRAK BASKETBALL FUCKTARD FRIG BIGNOSE ASS BUGGER SON OF A BITCH GYPSY CLIT DAMMIT POWERSHIT GIVING HEAD BUTT PIRATE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKWIT SHITPISSER JESSE McCARTNEY WARNER MUSIC GROUP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK THONG TASTER SHITE FUCK OFF NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SON OF A BITCH JAP WALRUS SHIT CUNT PICKANINNY CUM DICKHEAD BUGFUCK FRENCH TICKLER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SIGMUND FREUD YOU WANKER ASSHAT SHITBALLS SEMPRINI CRAPMUNCHER PISS DUMBASS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA and with the FUCKWIT and his PISS of girraffes in which FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD while reading about DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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