Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WANK neurochemical FUCK disorder SPICY CUNT FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASS, sudden RAT'S COCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements I'LL RAPE YOU or DAMMIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKING in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SPUNK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may AUTOFELLATIO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DOUCHEBAG by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GENITALIA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASS LICKER 666 words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous suck my mothers utterFUCKance of socially DANDELIONS objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITFUCKER television programs to address POLAK Tourette's syndrome.

TIMBER NIGGER Tourette's is RICK MORANIS not to be SHIT confused with CARPET MUNCHER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FELLATIO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BULLSHIT random JAP disorientation, culturally-CUNT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth NICARAGUA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SUCK COCKS IN HELL! language, WIENER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASS LOGJAMMER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKING souvenir shoppes and massive NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! quantities TITWANK of ANAL DIABETES CHINK garbage.

Darnit.

A CAMEL JOCKEY Polite Note to the SHITSLINGING Author:

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The AY-AY-AY Tourette's BASTARD Research Institute was SCROTUM founded to SEX.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SLOPE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DOODIE HEAD article FUCKSTAIN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BULLSHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TAMPONS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ANAL DIABETES Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Tourrette's sufferers ALF swear. You can DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JACKASS TV, for always focusing on the SHITE bad side of a terrible CUM thing.
  • The main JIGGABOO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TACO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TOTAL' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! knee CHICKEN FRIES NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is RAPE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes OH SHI– cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TURD school for FEMADOM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SEMEN sufferers to become MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! manically depressed and GANGBANG commit BUGGER OFF suicide.
  • There is no URINE-GARGLING cure, and the FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the PIG tics often have adverse ASSFACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAMN perodol" which caused my entire ASSCRACK body to go RAPE numb and ASSHAT basically made it NIGGA! worse than JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK it is without the BITCH drug.

I am an active member of a WINDOWS VISTA tourette syndrome MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating VENEREAL DISEASE the BEAVER public view of Tourettes as a "BOOBIES swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HELL much much (hand spasms) more...

I am EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA sorry for TITS & DICKS "hi-jacking" your HELL entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TITTYWANK this that really COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT annoys me. I am working towards a INBRED better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TITS & DICKS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHIT, and making fun of a JACKASS SHIT horrible disorder is (not) JACKASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WANKSPLAT time.

Best BIRD SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SCRATCH! GROUNDER!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT RIOTS reply

As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TANK MAN Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN TOOTHPASTE degenerate capitalist culture in those PRINCE PHILIP countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries FREEDOM OF SPEECH leadership, those problems does not CENSORSHIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your PRINCE PHILIP capitalist society CAPITALISM.

Li Chiang “WIKIPEDIA” Wen

P.S. TITS Regards to Andrew COCKSMOKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

Mr. janitor

The FUCK OFF bastard who wrote this article. You can NIGNOG punch him if you FUCKSTAIN want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with BRITAIN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SCRATCH! GROUNDER! saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my TACO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How OSTRICH MY ASS to ASS cure GRINGO the BASTARD Tourette's BUTTFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment RAT'S ASS for MICK Tourette's I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Syndrome SHITFUCKER is SHITSLINGING following ASSHAT these FUCK rules PEARL NECKLACE in COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK order:

  • 1: Avoid NIGGER immature SHITSLINGING little SHITSLIDE kids,
  • 2: Count to VENEREAL DISEASE within FUCK 10 ARSEseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your PENIS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK nor ASSCRACK talk,
  • 4: Tell GANGBANG yourself you DIPSHIT don't FUCKWIT have SON OF A BITCH this AUTOFELLATIO disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITE WITH NASTY TURD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FEWMETS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

YOU WANKER CUNT SHITE KAFFIR BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITSLINGING HOSER OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! CHAV STRAWBERRY ASS

MORGAN TSVANGIRAI CAMEL JOCKEY FELLATIO ASSFACE TUBA SHITSLINGING DAMN DICK DUMBASS SCUMBUCKET JERRY WIENER DAMNATION TWAT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BULLSHIT AUTOFELLATIO PISS ARTIST MALARKY GYPSY CHIGGER BUTT-HOLE SEX ANAL DIABETES PISSHOLE BOLLOCKS KIKE GENITALIA TIT SPRINKLES OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKSTAIN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SMEG PISSHOLE SHITE DICKHEAD DICK IN A BOX FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF ASSHAT O KURWA! FUCK GO HOME AND DIE DAMN JAP HEIL HITLER! SHITE WIENER DANDELIONS TITTIES MARY WHITEHOUSE GOD DAMN CUNT SHITTY FUCK ALEX TREBEK ASS BULLSHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING EXTRA LONG PENIS RAT'S COCK NIGGER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHIT TITS SHIT FUCKHEAD NIGGER FUCKTARD FUCKING A CLEMEN WOODPECKERSHIT ASS CUNTYMINTS BUTTFUCKER EMO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BORDER HOPPER SCUMBAG TURD ASSHOLE SPICY CUNT FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX FELCHING HAIL SATAN! FUCKWIT SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DICKHEAD TITTIES GOD DAMMIT BITCH FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD LET'S SHIT RAT'S COCK CHING CHONG CHINK SHITFUCKER DUMBASS ASSHAT PISS MARGARET THATCHER CHIGGER TACO SHITBALLS HELLFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER BUGFUCK WIGGER HELLFIRE SLOPE SPANK THE MONKEY KIKE ARSEBADGERS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TRANNY GANGBANG I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BUTT PIRATE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CROTCH HELL SHITE ASS BUTT-HOLE BASTARD DOUCHING VENEREAL DISEASE PEDOPHILIA DAMN FASHION BUG DONGSHOVER CUNTYMINTS WIENER VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT DAMMIT MORGAN TSVANGIRAI DICKHEAD WIENER PUSSY CUNTRAG PRICK BOLLOCKS CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A NIGGER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS RUSTY TROMBONE BASTARD ARSE SHITTY SHITSLINGING WALRUS SHIT FRITZ SHITSLINGING ASSWIPE COCKSUCKER GANGBANG CRAPFUCKER BITCH MONKEY SHIT SHITTY PISS BUTTFUCKER DOG SHIT YOU WANKER BUKKAKE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CLEVELAND STEAMER CAMEL JOCKEY WINDOWS VISTA YID FELCHING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HOMO SPIC CUNT CHRISTHUMPER SHITFUCKER BUTTFUCKER DICKLICK CUNT PENIS GANGBANG HELL PIECE OF SHIT [Insert silly non-swear here] FLAMING ASS BADGER HELLFIRE HITLER BULLSHIT HO I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKER FRED PHELPS BUTT PIRATE BARBRA STREISAND NEGRO GOD DAMN CLEMEN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNT WEHATEMARIO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! PIG FUCKING A RAPE BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO SIGMUND FREUD SEX SEX ARSE WANKSPLAT WILLY WONKA FU SPANG PISS PISS QUEEF TWAT ASS ALEX TREBEK DOUCHING BORDER HOPPER RONNIE CORBETT ANAL DIABETES PISS OFF TAFFY POO POO BLOWJOB DAMN IT FUCKER YOU WANKER ASS LICKER BOLLOCKS SOD DOT HEAD GREASER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKING A YID CLEVELAND STEAMER TAMPON IN MY ASS CRAP ON A STICK BUGFUCK COCKSUCKER BIRD SHIT TAFFY BIRD SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCKING FUCKHEAD HORSE SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SHITE CHICKEN FRIES KNOBJOCKEY BOLLOCKS JIZZ TOTAL CLUSTER FUCK BOLLOCKS SHITHEAD BEANER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICK CHICKEN BITCH YID HELL DICKHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT SHITCOCK ANUSCAKE I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKING A WOODPECKERSHIT BELLEND CHIGGER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! CUNT SHITSLINGING GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BATHING SUIT AREA HITLER COCK FELLATIO FUCKTARD CRAPFUCKER PUSSY NEGRO FENCE JUMPER DUMBASS TRANNY PISS OFF TIMBER NIGGER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FLYING FUCK CHINK SCROTUM PEARL NECKLACE CUNT LAPPER FUCKER FUCKFACE NIGNOG SHIT FUCK NEGRO All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy REBECCA BLACK FUCKING A BELLEND FUCK OFF CHOAD CUNTING ASSCRACK ARSE HELL BIRD SHIT BASTARD PISS BALLS FUCKING JUMP! DOUCHING DIRTY SANCHEZ DIPSHIT PENIS SHITFUCKER ASSCRACK 30 CASES OF PICKLES POLACK FUCKING A FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FELLATIO DOG FUCKER SHIT DICK CHICKEN FUCK A DUCK THERE IS A CABAL GOD DAMN MILF GO HOME AND DIE SHITCUNTING FUCKING HELL HELLFIRE BULLSHIT FUCKER DUMBASS DAMN IT FUCKFACE SHAKOPEE CHICKEN SHIT CUNT LAPPER DIPSHIT JENKEM PRICK DICKHEAD YOU WANKER DICKLICK BASTARD GOD DAMMIT BITCH COCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SLOPE BITCH DIPSHIT CRAP SPANK THE MONKEY MOZILLA FIREFOX DOUCHING PISSHOLE POMMIE JERK OFF HADJI WINDOWS VISTA FUCKTARD BUKKAKE TITMOUSE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE WIENER DAMN IT WANK FLYING RAT'S ASS BULLCRAP FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER ASS PRICK GREASER DONKEY DICK CONDOMS ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WANK TITS PAKI ARSEBADGERS ASSFACE COCKSUCKER NAZI OSTRICH MY ASS CAMEL FUCKER I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITE WIENER TITS RICK MORANIS FUCKTARD TRANNY CUNT SHITHEAD FUCK YOU SHITSLINGING COON PRICK ABO TRANNY PISSHOLE YID BASTARD CUNTRAG GOD DAMN ASSFACE DICK TITS CUNT PORCH MONKEY JUNGLE BUNNY CLIT CRAPMUNCHER SOD LENS CRAFTERS BRITNEY BOOBS FUCK OFF WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! SON OF A BITCH TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GOD DAMN MILF DICKHEAD NIGGER DIRTY SANCHEZ CLUSTER FUCK DIPSHIT ASSHOLE JAP WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHAKOPEE NI GOD DAMMIT RANDY TRAVIS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST TAMPONS FEMADOM FELCHING SCROTUM DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER DYKE FELLATIO GOD BLESS AMERICA BASTARD SCUMBAG DOT HEAD CHINK DONKEY PUNCHER BASTARD WIGGER GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK WANK FRIG CROTCH CRAPMUNCHER JACK ABRAMOFF BULLSHIT YOGHURT CANNON FELLATIO BITCH SPUNK MOTHERFUCKER HEIL HITLER! PISS ARTIST 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 PENIS SUGARTITS NECROPHILIA CRAP ON A STICK THONG TASTER CUNT SCUMBAG BLOWJOB NECROPHILIA SHITPISSER SHITBALLS 666 PIGFUCKER COCKSMOKER FOUR-EYES NEGRO WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKER SHITE ARSE FAGGOT PISS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MONKEY BALLS CLEMEN POMMIE BIRD SHIT VAGINA FUCK YOU FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY FUCKER SHIT ABO BRITNEY HONKY GOD DAMMIT TITMOUSE WIGGER CHOAD GIVING HEAD BALLS ASSWANKING FAILURE! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BONER BITCH COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITSLINGING GRINGO COCK BIGNOSE PISS OFF SHIT SHUT UP, MEG! CLUSTER FUCK FAG POLACK FUCK A DUCK SON OF A BITCH SHIT ASSCRACK ASSCRACK CONDOMS SEX COMMUNIST DILDO PEARL NECKLACE SUCK MY DICK CHING CHONG CHINK WOMEN'S RIGHTS THERE IS A CABAL FUCKWIT MARGARET THATCHER FLYING RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT DARTH VADER ASSCRACK STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKING SHITTY FUCKING WANKER SHITFUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DUMBASS COCK CUNT ANAL TITTIES DOUCHING SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHIGGER ARSEBADGERS NI SHITSLIDE FEMADOM EMO PECKERHEAD FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER CUM RAPE PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKTARD PENIS BUNG-HOLE SHITE HORSE SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! RECTUM RAIDER CLUSTER FUCK GOD DAMMIT BEANER NEGRO FUCKING SHITFUCKER VAGINA INBRED JACKASS DICKHEAD POTTYMOUTH TITS & DICKS KAFFIR YID COCKSUCKER ASSFACE SHITTY WANK BUTT-HOLE DOUCHE NAZI Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NIGGER and with the SUCK MY DICK and his GO COUNT YOUR DICK of girraffes in which FUCKSTAIN while reading about ASSCRACK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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