Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSHAT neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT, sudden ARSE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PIECE OF SHIT or WALRUS SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ARSEBADGERS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NICARAGUA include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ARSE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISS OFF FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous KIKE utterFUCKance of socially DARTH VADER objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FELCHING television programs to address BOOBIES Tourette's syndrome.

CROTCH Tourette's is CHIGGER not to be ASSWIPE confused with IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CROTCH random FELCHING disorientation, culturally-BEAVER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TWAT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKHEAD language, LOGJAMMER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS OFF DAMN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSWIPE souvenir shoppes and massive SHIT quantities GOD DAMMIT of ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN garbage.

Darnit.

A SOD OFF Polite Note to the WANK Author:

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The ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA Tourette's OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Research Institute was DICKHEAD founded to FUCKWIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BENCH PRESS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TESTICLE CHOKE article ASSRAMMER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JIGGABOO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FELCHING changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DICK CHICKEN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POMMIE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of NIPPLES Tourrette's sufferers CLUSTER FUCK swear. You can ASSHOLE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MOLDY TITS TV, for always focusing on the CUM bad side of a terrible ASSFACE thing.
  • The main SOD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are AUTOFELLATIO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SEX' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WANK knee SHITFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is PEDOPHILIA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WANK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MAMA MIA school for POLAK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MOTHERFUCKER sufferers to become CRAPPY manically depressed and BALLS commit GOD DAMMIT suicide.
  • There is no FLYING RAT'S ASS cure, and the BITCH drugs that are available to, "calm" the HELL tics often have adverse YOGHURT CANNON side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITCOCK perodol" which caused my entire BOON body to go DAMN numb and CUNT basically made it NIGGA! worse than AMERICA ONLINE it is without the ORGASM drug.

I am an active member of a WOP tourette syndrome ASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CROTCH the QUEEF public view of Tourettes as a "CRAPMUNCHER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNNILINGUS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am LIMEY sorry for FUCK OFF "hi-jacking" your TOWELHEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TITWANK this that really FRIG annoys me. I am working towards a SCUMBUCKET better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITFACE, and making fun of a BEANER horrible disorder is (not) KRAUT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DELICIOUS CAKE time.

Best TOTAL regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FRAK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT RIOTS reply

As BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DIMETHYL GLYCOL not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SLITTY EYES Westerners show is not an LHASA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of AMERICA'S GREAT! degenerate capitalist culture in those SLITTY EYES countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust ELECTION in countries 1984 leadership, those problems does not CENSORSHIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society LHASA.

Li Chiang “DISSIDENTS” Wen

P.S. CUNTRAG Regards to Andrew DOUCHEBAG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The CUNTRAG bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITE punch him if you SUGARTITS want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE HAS AIDS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass KU KLUX KLAN put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SON OF A BITCH saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my FLYING FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How PEEPEE to FUCKSTAIN cure DAMN the MARCH OF FLAMES Tourette's QUEEF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JAP for CUNTING ASSCRACK Tourette's FRENCH TICKLER Syndrome BENCH PRESS is HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS following BOLLOCKS these BITCH rules FUCKFACE in MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS order:

  • 1: Avoid LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS immature BATHING SUIT AREA little FUCKSTAIN kids,
  • 2: Count to BUTT-HEAD within RUSTY TROMBONE 10 DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHITseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your HOT GRITS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKWIT nor FALUN GONG talk,
  • 4: Tell CUM yourself you CHALICE don't SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH have JUNGLE BUNNY this PORCH MONKEY disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MOTHERFUCKER WITH NASTY NIGNOG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

SOD GO COUNT YOUR DICK JACKASS SHIT O CANADA DOG FUCKER FUCK WANK YOUR MOM FLYING FUCK

SUGARTITS JIZZ ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ASSBANDIT PISS OFF HELL CUNT CUNT GENITALIA SACRAMENTO BUTTFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT CARPET MUNCHER ASS ASSCRACK SOD DOUCHING SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PISS OFF FUCKFACE BULLSHIT CTHULHU FHTAGN SLOPE HOLY DUMB FUCK CHIGGER NIGGER FELCHING WINDOWS VISTA FUCKING CHIGGER ASSFACE HORSE PENIS FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH FUCK DICKWAD SUCK MY DICK GOD DAMMIT BITCH POTTYMOUTH RAT'S ASS SOD JERK OFF ORGASM SHIT DAMN BONER BITCH TWISTY VAGINA THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! WHORE BUTTFUCKER TOSSER FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT SHITHEAD FUCK OFF NIGGER NIPPLES LAKE TITICACA DUMBASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKWIT THONG TASTER CHIGGER TURD FELLATIO SHIT PUSSY DOG SHIT FUCK OFF PENISPENISPENIS!!! KIKE BITCH DICKFACE FLYING FUCK DICK TITS DICKHEAD COCKSMOKER CHENEY HIGH WAGES WANK ASSHAT CONAN O'BRIAN FUCK OFF FUCKING A ASSFACE BEAVER MONKEY SHIT CHICKEN FRIES SHITFACE FIRECROTCH FENCE JUMPER TRANNY JACKASS BASTARD BITCH WOMEN'S RIGHTS YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GARBAGE DAY! HORSE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER GARBAGE DAY! FROG SHITBALLS FUCK CUNT LAPPER ART METAL PRODUCTS GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER FUCK NUGGET PUSSY BITCH CARPET MUNCHER ANUSCAKE FELLATIO BASTARD ASS NIGGER CRAPPY FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT TITMOUSE DICKLICK FELCHING CUNT TITS SCUMBAG TIMBER NIGGER SHITCOCK MACACA MOCKIE MALL SANTA I AM CORNHOLIO! WOODPECKERSHIT WINDOWS VISTA SOD OFF JERRY RAT'S COCK INCEST SOD OFF FUCK YOU ASSWIPE SHITHEAD NIGGER RAINBOWS NIGGER FEMADOM VAGINA COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK ASSFACE PISS OFF BASTARD FUCKING A 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCK YOU RAT'S COCK HELLFIRE COLGATE OH SHI– SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE BOOBIES DIPSHIT SCUMBAG ASSFACE PUSSYLICKER GANGBANG FUCKING CLIT COCKSUCKER BUTTFUCKER BONER LET'S SHIT COCKSUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU JACKASS SHIT BONER DOG SHIT CUNNILINGUS TOWELHEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITSLINGING JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE {{USERNAME}} PISSHOLE BUKKAKE PEARL NECKLACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK CLEMEN HELL CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE PUSSYLICKER BOOBS DILDO 666 {{USERNAME}} WOODPECKERSHIT [EXPLETIVE] SHITCUNTING RAT'S ASS WANK CHALICE WIENER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE I'LL RAPE YOU IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SLOPE CC PLZ [Insert yet another person's name here] CHALICE PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKER GOBSHITE SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITCUNTING DOM DeLUISE COON SHITTY FUCKHEAD PISS BUGGER WETBACK ASS REDSKIN HORSE PENIS TITTYWANK BASTARD HELL MOTHERFUCKER CHALICE FUCKTARD FUCK EPIDIDYMIS PISSHOLE PISSHOLE GANGBANG TOWELHEAD FUCKWIT EXTRA LONG PENIS BONG FUCK FRENCH TICKLER DAMN IT DICKFACE HAIL SATAN! DOUCHETITS HO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITTY ABO CHIGGER PENIS NIGGER HORSE PENIS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS SPANK THE MONKEY PENIS WIENER HONKY INBRED FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST SCROTUM YOU WANKER YOU WANKER FUCK FUCKING PUNANI BLUMPKIN SHIT FUCK OFF CRAP IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD OSTRICH MY ASS FRED PHELPS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BLOWJOB RAGHEAD DAMNATION D'OH CLEMEN NIGGER TITS GANGBANG DONKEY DICK FUCK YOU SHITSLIDE POLACK DICKFACE ARSE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSFACE REDNECK CRAP COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK FUCKTARD ANAL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ARSE ASSRAPING BITCH YID WHORE TOTAL DONKEY DICK HELLFIRE PENIS ON A STICK FU SPANG JIZZ PISS UP MY ARSE TITS PEDOPHILIA TWAT JAP ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD HELL TURD PENIS TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! VENEREAL DISEASE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASS SPIC SHITTY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITSLINGING CONDOMS CUM DOUCHEBAG FUCK YOU DAMN ASSRAPING RAPE 30 CASES OF PICKLES FAG SCUMBUCKET EPIDIDYMIS BEANER BOOBS JIGGABOO FUCK NUGGET JACKASS HO ASSCRACK BUKKAKE SHITCOCK TAMPONS FUCKTARD DICKFACE FUCK SHUT UP, MEG! FUCK NUGGET SHITFACE FUCK A DUCK SHITFACE PIECE OF SHIT GYPSY SHITE AY-AY-AY PUSSY FUCK PEDOPHILIA DYKE NIGGER FUCKTARD JUSTIN BIEBER CUNT SHITHEAD GOD DAMN TITMOUSE REBECCA BLACK FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER WOP LIMEY LIMEY FUCKING WIGGER HORSE PENIS WANK 666 DICKFACE ASS JAP JACK OFF MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS WIKIPEDIA HELLFUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSHAT PUNANI SOD TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER BENCH PRESS GOD DAMMIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TUBA ASSHAT CUNTSWILLING PECKERHEAD RAINBOWS MOTHERFUCKER ARSEBADGERS FUCKER DAMN WALRUS SHIT [EXPLETIVE] JOHN SMILEY FACE SPUNK MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITFACE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK INBRED CUNTRAG ASSHAT PICKANINNY BUGFUCK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DIPSHIT FRED PHELPS FUCK SAND NIGGER FUCKING A WOP REDNECK ASS PORCH MONKEY GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH DOG SHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ASSHAT SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WANKSPLAT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BRITNEY MALL SANTA DAMMIT TAMPON IN MY ASS CHRIS CHAN SHIT DUMBASS DOUCHE PISS ARTIST CUNTBUCKET CHINK SHITSLINGING COCKSMOKER PORCH MONKEY FUCKER SCUMBUCKET COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BRITNEY BOOBS GANGBANG FAG HITLER ASSFACE SPIC INBRED TONY LA RUSSA ARSE FUCK OFF YOU WANKER FLYING RAT'S ASS BIGNOSE CUNTBUCKET BELGIUM BALL SACK MASTURBATION DICK TITS SHIT DAMNATION HONKY INBRED D'OH OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH CLIT CUM RANDY TRAVIS SHITSKIN CLUSTER FUCK HELLFUCKER BLOWJOB BASTARD DOUCHEBAG PIECE OF SHIT FUCKER ARSE ANAL DUMBASS ASSCRACK SHAKOPEE TITS CAMEL JOCKEY BASTARD FUCKSTAIN HELL DIPSHIT BUTTFUCKER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS GOOK BASTARD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PEARL NECKLACE FLAMING ASS BADGER MOTHERFUCKER CHALICE BUTT PIRATE SHITHEAD TIT SPRINKLES BITCH JAP WIENER SOD OFF COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JERK OFF ANUSCAKE PENIS COCK SEX CLUSTER FUCK PEARL NECKLACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASSHOLE FLYING FUCK DICKFACE YID SHITCOCK FUCKING A DICK JERRY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER INBRED BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! RANDY TRAVIS BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHIT SHITSLINGING CRAP BARBRA STREISAND DICK CHICKEN ASSFACE FUCKWIT MOZILLA FIREFOX DICK HATE HATE HAT DYKE CHENEY STEVE BALLMER HELL MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER POLAK CLEVELAND STEAMER DOUCHEBAG CUNTING ASSCRACK SPUNK TOWELHEAD BITCH FUCKSTAIN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ARSE PUNANI FUCKBAG WANK FUCK SHITE DAMN PENIS ON A BUN ORGASM KNOBJOCKEY SHITCUNTING SHITCUNTING SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITE STEVE BALLMER JERK OFF FAGGOT ASSHOLE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS LIMEY TITTIES BITCH FAGGOT PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS ASS GOD DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE BOOBS CONDOMS DAMN OSTRICH MY ASS EMO GRIS BLISTERING BARNACLES FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH CROTCH Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITCUNTING and with the DOUCHE and his FUCKTARD of girraffes in which TENTACLE RAPE while reading about DAMN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH also

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