Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without SONNY BILL WILLIAMS comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a SHITFACE article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKSTAIN neurochemical FUCK disorder BITCH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FAG, sudden MICK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GREASER or YOUR MOM vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PISS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BASTARD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BASTARD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MASTURBATION words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ALF COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous QUEEF utterFUCKance of socially NIGGER objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BUTT PIRATE television programs to address WANK Tourette's syndrome.

NECROPHILIA Tourette's is NIPPLES not to be DICKFACE confused with PUSSY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MALL SANTA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JIZZ random FLAMEVIPER disorientation, culturally-CUNT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HELL outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DAMNATION language, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CROTCH DOG SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CLIT souvenir shoppes and massive TITS quantities SCUMBAG of ANAL DIABETES RAPE garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKSTAIN Polite Note to the BRITNEY Author:

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The BATHING SUIT AREA Tourette's LET'S SHIT Research Institute was FAG founded to I WILL END YOU!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GOD DAMMIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMNATION article DOT HEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKSTAIN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SOD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FAG.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKING A Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BORDER HOPPER Tourrette's sufferers FUCK swear. You can NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK OFF TV, for always focusing on the BUTT-HOLE bad side of a terrible WIENER thing.
  • The main suck my mothers symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FRIG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BANGKOK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DOUCHING knee COCK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is I WILL KILL YOU! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes I WILL END YOU! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at YID school for BUKKAKE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITCOCK sufferers to become ASS manically depressed and SCUMBAG commit DILDO suicide.
  • There is no DICK cure, and the COCKSUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE tics often have adverse ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHRISTHUMPER perodol" which caused my entire FUCKSTAIN body to go POOPY numb and BEAVER basically made it NIGGA! worse than INBRED it is without the MICK drug.

I am an active member of a PENIS tourette syndrome PISS OFF association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKING FUCKFUCKER the DICKHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "HORSE SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is I WILL END YOU! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am YID sorry for PORCUPINE'S BALLS "hi-jacking" your CUNTING ASSCRACK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SEX this that really CUM annoys me. I am working towards a SHITTY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PEARL NECKLACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITSLINGING, and making fun of a NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! horrible disorder is (not) SEMEN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNTING ASSCRACK time.

Best ANAL regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PEARL NECKLACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PANCHEN LAMA reply

As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MELAMINE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an RIGHT WING effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not DIMETHYL GLYCOL occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS.

Li Chiang “BUDDHIST MONK” Wen

P.S. SEX Regards to Andrew MICK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The FUCK YOU bastard who wrote this article. You can BALLS punch him if you PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter SALISBURY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this KU KLUX KLAN article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you CONDOMS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HELL saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my BELLEND intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How WIENER to I WILL KILL YOU! cure WALRUS SHIT the DAMN Tourette's DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BULLSHIT for DOG FUCKER Tourette's FUCK Syndrome FUCKWIT is DAMN following JACK OFF these CUNT rules SON OF A BITCH in CHING CHONG CHINK order:

  • 1: Avoid DEMOCRACY immature CROTCH little DUMBASS kids,
  • 2: Count to BITCH within FUCK OFF 10 HELLseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SHITTY FUCK YOU LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! nor COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT talk,
  • 4: Tell ALEX TREBEK yourself you FUCKING don't CHOAD have DOG FUCKER this DICKHEAD disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MOTHERFUCKER WITH NASTY FUCKFACE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

WANK QUEEF CLUSTER FUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HOSER PUSSY BITCH WIGGER WANK PUNANI

PISSHOLE TOSSER I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKING A BULLSHIT ASSHAT PRICK SCROTUM NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES HITLER BUTTFUCKER LOLLIPOPS ALEX TREBEK BULLSHIT BORDER HOPPER KRAUT CUNT TITTYWANK GOD DAMMIT [EXPLETIVE] SCUMBAG I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE CUNTBUCKET SON OF A BITCH FUCKER FUCKHEAD I WILL END YOU! SON OF A BITCH DICKLICK JOHN SMILEY FACE COLGATE BELGIUM IT'S OVER 9000! GOOK CHINK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CHOAD RAPE FLYING FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASSWIPE PIECE OF SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS NICARAGUA COMMUNIST DILDO BASTARD JOHNNY FUCKSTAIN THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE FUCK OFF FUCKING FUCKTARD THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE JACKASS PISS FROG'S FAT ASS WHORE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PUSSYLICKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! POOPY SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DICKHEAD CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS SHITTY HOSER PISS ARTIST DICKLICK PUSSY DICK CHICKEN DIPSHIT WANK BANGKOK FUCKFACE SHITHEAD FUCKFACE CLUSTER FUCK SHITE FASHION BUG COON CRAPPY WANKSPLAT ASSHOLE RONNIE CORBETT NIGGER BOOBS POOPOO WILLY WONKA FLYING FUCK DONKEY DICK FUCK NIGGER NAZI FUCKSTAIN FOUR-EYES CAMEL JOCKEY AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS CONDOMS LOLLIPOPS ASS FASCIST DIRTY SANCHEZ WHORE [EXPLETIVE] JERK OFF TACO PIECE OF SHIT DICKWAD JACK ABRAMOFF I WILL END YOU! FUCKSTAIN FELLATIO MASTURBATION BITCH DIPSHIT SCUMBAG DAMN IT NECROPHILIA JIZZ SON OF A BITCH NEOPETS NIHILISM MARCH OF FLAMES FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITE SOD PORCH MONKEY FENCE JUMPER WANK BULLSHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH BOOBS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BELLEND BOB SAGET ASS JOHNNY DONGSHOVER CAMEL FUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUGGER BITCH IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK WALRUS SHIT HADJI FUCKING DUMBASS PISS JACKASS FAG suck my mothers BRUSH MA TEETH FUCK YOU CHUFF CHOAD COON CRAPMUNCHER HORSE SHIT HO CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SEMEN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SON OF A BITCH YOUR MOM KIKE SHITE WIKIPEDIA CLUSTER FUCK FUCKFACE BUTT PIRATE D'OH JUSTIN BIEBER ASSCRACK BASTARD SHITSKIN BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MICK GRINGO DIPSHIT BEAVER FUCKING TWAT FRIG FELLATIO DOG SHIT TOTAL WEHATEMARIO JACK ABRAMOFF FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PENIS FLYING FUCK BITCH POO POO BLOWJOB MOTHERFUCKER MICK YOU WANKER CUNT FUCK FELCHING MICK FENCE JUMPER SUCK MY DICK FUCK DIPSHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WETBACK DOUCHE COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK BASTARD RONNIE CORBETT BITCH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CHINK MOCKIE JACKASS FUCKER HADJI [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] ASSHAT FROG'S FAT ASS HENTAI DAMN IT WINDOWS VISTA BALLS FELLATIO TURD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCK BIG FOOT YUKKY DOODY SAGGY TITS FUCK FUCKFACE SHITTY SPIC DEMOCRACY PISS ARTIST DUNE COON SHIT MILF CONAN O'BRIAN VENEREAL DISEASE FELLATIO PRICK POWERSHIT BUKKAKE CUNT DAMMIT ASSHAT COCK FUCKER FEWMETS BOOBS WALRUS SHIT SCROTUM POMMIE FROG BITCH D'OH JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CUNNILINGUS YID FENCE JUMPER GOBSHITE FUCKER BOOBS FUCK YID RANDY TRAVIS BULLCRAP SHITHEAD CC PLZ BALLS AMERICA ONLINE FUCKER PIECE OF SHIT WETBACK DICKHEAD BITCH PISS BEAVER SHITHEAD BIRD SHIT REDNECK CLEMEN FROG'S FAT ASS EXTRA LONG PENIS ASS FUCK GOD DAMN FRIG CUNTRAG PAKI HOMO HELLFUCKER ARSE I'LL RAPE YOU DICKHEAD CUNT POLESMOKER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DAMN ASSHAT FELCHING TITS & DICKS ORGASM DAMN TOWELHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT suck my mothers BENCH PRESS BOOBS BUGGER OFF 30 CASES OF PICKLES POWERSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS PIGFUCKER MOLDY TITS POTTYMOUTH GOBSHITE TAFFY FU SPANG DAMN JENKEM FAGGOT ABORTIONS FOR ALL BITCH FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK CUM CRAPFUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE FROG'S FAT ASS I RAPE WALRUSES! MALARKY TITMOUSE SEX [expletive deleted] CLUSTER FUCK TOWELHEAD DIPSHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS RAT'S COCK CC PLZ ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKSTAIN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PUSSYLICKER BELLEND DAMN IT SHITSLINGING RAPE FROG'S FAT ASS IT'S OVER 9000! ASSCRACK FASHION BUG JERRY HONKY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCK PUSSY INBRED GOD DAMN SHITE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BULLSHIT PISS ARTIST SPICY CUNT FUCK SHAKOPEE MOZILLA FIREFOX PRICK GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT PUSSY FUCK NUGGET FRENCH TICKLER MONKEY BALLS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TAMPONS BOOBS BUGGER SEMEN SHITE FUCKER DAMMIT BITCH SHITSLIDE DICKHEAD POOPY SPIC BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITPISSER DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHINK RUSTY TROMBONE ASSHAT MASTURBATION FUCKING JUMP! JAP ASSCRACK BOOBS CUNT CRAPPER RAT'S COCK COCK SHITE ASSFACE FUCKER PISS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASSHOLE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DEMOCRACY JESSE McCARTNEY MARGARET THATCHER FIST FUCK DILDO FUCK POLAK NI CUNT KIKE HORSE SHIT COCK AMERICA ONLINE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE VAGINA DAMMIT TOSSER FIRECROTCH FUCKFACE YOGHURT CANNON FUCKER NIGNOG GOBSHITE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CLUSTER FUCK QUEEF SON OF A BITCH TWAT DOUCHING NIGGER INBRED CHOAD DAMN BLISTERING BARNACLES DICKFACE NIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER MICK FUCKING A BOOBS BITCH FENCE JUMPER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BELLEND SON OF A BITCH BUGGER OFF CUM SHITFACE PEDOPHILIA DYKE DICK CHICKEN YOGHURT CANNON CRAP TURD FUCKHEAD WANKSPLAT ASSWIPE FUCK A DUCK ASSHOLE DAGO ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKING A FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BENSON SUCKS WETBACK BASTARD DICK PISS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DIRTY SANCHEZ COCKSUCKER COCKGOBLIN BUTT-HOLE ARSEBADGERS NI CUNTBUCKET DOUCHEBAG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HITLER DOM DeLUISE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MAMA MIA FUCKWIT CONAN O'BRIAN SEX HADJI BITCH MALARKY ORGASM YOUR MOM TUBA DAMNATION ASSRAMMER SHITFUCKER SHITFUCKER BASTARD BUGGER FELLATIO DOG FUCKER FUCK ASSWIPE SPICY CUNT FUCK DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE TITS BELLEND O KURWA! CROTCH CRAP ON A STICK BULLSHIT COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNTBUCKET SEX FUCKWIT GOD DAMN TITS SHAKOPEE YID LET'S SHIT HADJI NAZI WIENER BITCH VAGINA WANK GRAPE PENIS ASSHAT SHIT PISS OFF FLAMING ASS BADGER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS HELL ASSHAT TIT DIRT HO BUGGER INBRED SLOPE RAT'S ASS DAMN PIG FUCKING WANK GOD DAMN FELCHING SHAKOPEE WIGGER CUNTRAG MICK HELL FELCHMONKEY PISSHOLE RAPE YOU WANKER BALLS PEEPEE DICK CHICKEN RUSTY TROMBONE OH SHI– BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU SEX DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE BEAVER DONKEY PUNCHER LIMEY BOOBS FRITZ BUTT PIRATE AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING A JAP RAT'S COCK FUCK TITTIES ASSWIPE SAND NIGGER PISS OFF DAMN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! RAT'S COCK DIPSHIT DAMNATION PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE SOD DOUCHEBAG COON BUGGER OFF ALEX TREBEK DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WANK and with the BUGGER OFF and his I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE of girraffes in which FUCKTARD while reading about ASSHAT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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