Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HELL neurochemical FUCK disorder TITS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FIST FUCK, sudden PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements POLACK or FUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TAFFY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOD DAMN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken STEVE BALLMER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUM SHITE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKER utterFUCKance of socially SON OF A BITCH objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SCUMBAG television programs to address POTTYMOUTH Tourette's syndrome.

CLEMEN Tourette's is ASSWIPE not to be PISS OFF confused with POMMIE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FELCHING random NIGNOG disorientation, culturally-PUSSY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BIRD IN THE HOUSE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITSLINGING language, FEWMETS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places EMO WALRUS SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT souvenir shoppes and massive D'OH quantities BULLSHIT of ANAL DIABETES JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS garbage.

Darnit.

A BARBRA STREISAND Polite Note to the DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE Author:

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The BONER Tourette's MASTURBATION Research Institute was BUTT PIRATE founded to FENCE JUMPER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DUMBASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MARCH OF FLAMES article PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PRICK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUTTFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICKHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BIG FOOT Tourrette's sufferers SHITTY swear. You can GRIS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITHEAD TV, for always focusing on the CHUFF bad side of a terrible BOOBIES thing.
  • The main SCUMBAG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WINDOWS VISTA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CLIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK OFF knee HONKY NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BUKKAKE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKWIT school for DAMN IT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MICK sufferers to become COCKSMOKER manically depressed and FUCK YOU commit NORTH KOREA suicide.
  • There is no EPIDIDYMIS cure, and the DAMN drugs that are available to, "calm" the IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK tics often have adverse HELL side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GOBSHITE perodol" which caused my entire WANK body to go CRAP ON A STICK numb and DIPSHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than GOBSHITE it is without the FROG'S FAT ASS drug.

I am an active member of a CRAP ON A STICK tourette syndrome I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKER the BENCH PRESS public view of Tourettes as a "CUNTRAG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JIZZ much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE sorry for ASSHAT "hi-jacking" your DUNE COON entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like AUTOFELLATIO this that really GRAPE PENIS annoys me. I am working towards a HATE HATE HAT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DICKHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NIGGER, and making fun of a POLAK horrible disorder is (not) CARPET MUNCHER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHIGGER time.

Best FENCE JUMPER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “YOU WANKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese LHASA reply

As GOVERNMENT FILTERS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIVER CRABS SUCK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill HUMAN RIGHTS Westerners show is not an BUDDHIST MONK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MINORITIES degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN BABY FORMULA countries. When showing LHASA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries TANK MAN leadership, those problems does not BUDDHIST MONK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a WIKIPEDIA byproduct of your MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! capitalist society VOTE.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. BUGGER OFF Regards to Andrew GO COUNT YOUR DICK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

Mr. janitor

The HELL bastard who wrote this article. You can SAND NIGGER punch him if you MARGARET THATCHER want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE HAS AIDS white?

Mpopo “MUGABE HAS AIDS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GENITALIA saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my WILLY WONKA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FUCKING JUMP! to BULLSHIT cure TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS the CUNTYMINTS Tourette's FENCE JUMPER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PISS for NIGNOG Tourette's FUCK Syndrome PISS OFF is FUCK following INCEST these CUNTRAG rules JACKASS SHIT in DUMBASS order:

  • 1: Avoid CUNT immature DICKFACE little FUCK kids,
  • 2: Count to DAMN within JACK OFF 10 LET'S SHITseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DAGO IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SCUMBAG nor PISS OFF talk,
  • 4: Tell YOU WANKER yourself you CANNED QUOTE don't ASSFACE have GOD DAMMIT this CC PLZ disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WITH NASTY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JERK OFF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

CRAP PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PEARL NECKLACE TWO-INCH PENIS BULLSHIT SHITFACE ASS BASTARD ASSHOLE CHIGGER

DIPSHIT BARBRA STREISAND POMMIE BOB SAGET PRICK BENSON SUCKS LIMEY FUCK ASSHAT DUMBASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASS PEARL NECKLACE JENKEM FELCHING SHITSLINGING ARSE BUDDHIST MONK BASTARD FRAK HORSE SHIT DAMN IT COON RAPE CHUFF DILDO ASSFACE I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BOLLOCKS FUCKSTAIN EAT MY SHIT! GOD DAMMIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JOHN SMILEY FACE BONER BALLS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DOUCHEBAG BIRD SHIT DAMN VAGINA DIPSHIT ALF POMMIE SHIT LIKE A HORSE CLUSTER FUCK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKSTAIN DAMN DONGSHOVER FUCKHEAD ALEX TREBEK FU SPANG DAMMIT GIVING HEAD CUNT TACO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BENCH PRESS TITS TRANNY BUTTFUCKER COCKSUCKER DUMBASS CUNT NECROPHILIA ASSFACE DIPSHIT ASSWIPE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WHORE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GRAPE PENIS FROG'S FAT ASS SHITFUCKER DICKLICK D'OH TOSSER FUCKSTAIN COCK TOWELHEAD MONKEY BALLS COCK FAG WARNER MUSIC GROUP EPIDIDYMIS WANKER DICKHEAD BUGFUCK CHAV SONNY BILL WILLIAMS [expletive deleted] BEAVER QUEEF NICARAGUA DOM DeLUISE SUCK MY DICK BUKKAKE DAGO WALRUS SHIT JACKASS BALL SACK DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX SHIT CUNT JAP ASSHOLE DUNE COON MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DAMN IT BITCH SON OF A BITCH MONKEY BALLS RAPE MASTURBATION SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FELLATIO FELCHING HELL TRANNY DAGO BOLLOCKS WIENER I AM CORNHOLIO! DESU ASS LICKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT PUNANI suck my mothers DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! RAPE DICKHEAD GENITALIA JACKASS COLGATE SEMEN MONKEY SHIT FUCKBAG ASSHOLE SCUMBAG 30 CASES OF PICKLES FLYING RAT'S ASS FEMADOM ASSCRACK COON WIGGER ARSE PEDOPHILIA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASS SOD YOU WANKER DAMN ASS TACO PORCH MONKEY CLUSTER FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS PISS OFF MY ASS WANK FUCKING JUMP! SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS BIRD SHIT VAGINA FIRECROTCH [EXPLETIVE] GOD DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PRICK FAG RAT'S COCK SACRED MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DOUCHING ASS GOD DAMN MAMA MIA BOOBS RAT'S ASS SHITE GRAPE PENIS DICKFACE SHIT FUCK DOG FUCKER RAPE [EXPLETIVE] PISS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSCRACK COCKSTUFFER PISSHOLE SPIC MOTHERFUCKER ASS GANGBANG FUCKWIT FENCE JUMPER SHITSKIN TOSSER ALF CARPET MUNCHER JACKASS DOUCHING MOTHERFUCKER FIST FUCK PIGFUCKER DAMN WIENER SHITE 666 ASSHOLE BELGIUM CHAV CONAN O'BRIAN BULLCRAP ORGASM REBECCA BLACK BASTARD BUDDHIST MONK YOGHURT CANNON ASSHOLE MASTURBATION ASSHAT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS POWERSHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON REDSKIN CHICKEN SHIT BOOBIES FUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITTY DIRTY SANCHEZ GREASER 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 ASS FASCIST WHORE WANK JERRY [expletive deleted] SHITFACE DAGO DIPSHIT DUNE COON ASS FASCIST CHICKEN SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKWIT WANKER HELL OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA ASS DUNE COON YID ASS FIST FUCK I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE MARGARET THATCHER GYPSY HITLER ARSE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RAPE FLYING FUCK BALL SACK BULLSHIT FUCK HELL WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DIPSHIT SHITFACE BITCH FUCKHEAD DAGO SHITFACE BASTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BALLS RAT'S ASS PISS OFF DICKHEAD 666 RUSKIE DAMN MARGARET THATCHER JENKEM TOWELHEAD HELL JOHN SMILEY FACE JACK OFF BITCH CUNT TOWELHEAD YOU WANKER CLUSTER FUCK PRICK BUTTFUCKER NAZI FUCKWIT CUNT LAPPER YID DAGO FUCKHEAD TURD DOUCHING FELLATIO JIZZ PUSSY DILDO ASSBANDIT JUNGLE BUNNY BITCH YOU WANKER CHOAD KISSER JACKASS ORGASM CHRISTHUMPER SMEG BALLS NIGGER SHIT COCK FOOTBALL SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD FOOTBALL WIENER FEMADOM PISSHOLE DAMN IT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BOOBIES DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKSTAIN LET'S SHIT GOD DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WIGGER ASSRAMMER BIGNOSE NAZI FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT MOCKIE FUCK OFF FUCKWIT PISS UP MY ARSE SPIC WHORE CRAP DAMN HO YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD THONG TASTER DAMN IT PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKFACE AMERICA ONLINE SHITE SHITE I'LL RAPE YOU PISSHOLE DAMN PUSSY ABO HORSE SHIT BULLCRAP BUGGER NAZI DOUCHE SHITSLIDE BEAVER GOD DAMN BRITNEY FIST FUCK CUNNILINGUS MOTHERFUCKER BANGKOK SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE POMMIE FUCKTARD NEGRO NIGNOG DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSCRACK FUCKER SHITFACE SHITFACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKING CHICKEN SHIT SHIT DICKHEAD TITS VAGINA SHIT DAMN HENTAI PENIS CAMEL JOCKEY FLYING FUCK BUGGER CHOAD ASS ARSE FUCKTARD CUNTSWILLING CUNT SAGGY TITS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CAPTAIN CRUNCH CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT COCKSHITTER MAMA MIA DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD AMERICA ONLINE ABO JACK ABRAMOFF CUNTRAG BALLS SHITCOCK LAKE TITICACA SOD CHING CHONG CHINK BASTARD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKSTAIN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DIPSHIT FUCKING A LOGJAMMER PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE HADJI JOHN ELWAY BUTTFUCKER NAZI TWAT TOWELHEAD SUGARTITS QUEEF BEAVER FROG'S FAT ASS GREASER HEIL HITLER! TOSSER CUNT ARSE ASSFACE PAKI PUSSY PIGFUCKER BUTTFUCKER FUCK DOM DeLUISE CUNT SHIT BULLCRAP WANK JIZZ WHORE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! JERRY GOAT DICK TUBA DAMN FUCKHEAD TWAT ASS PIGFUCKER ASS SHIT FIST FUCK PISS OFF FRENCH TICKLER FRED PHELPS DAMNATION FUCK DUMBASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHIT YUKKY DOODY FLAMING ASS BADGER EMO VAGINA YOUR MOM BEANER JERRY CUNT BALL SACK SACRED OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH FIRECROTCH BALL SACK NIGGER FUCK EMO BEAVER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BUGGER OFF GENITALIA RAT'S ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! [expletive deleted] ASSWIPE JOHNNY PAKI ASSHOLE HELL BASTARD ANAL CRAPMUNCHER CHRISTHUMPER FUCKHEAD NORTH KOREA BITCH LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PISS ARTIST COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HELL BRITNEY DOG SHIT CUNT LAPPER DICKFACE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CUNT FOOTBALL I WILL END YOU! SHITSLINGING SHAKOPEE SUITCASE PENIS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BIGNOSE BIG FOOT BULLSHIT DOUCHE NAZI CHENEY FUCKTARD DAMN [expletive deleted] GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DICKHEAD FUCK YOU BITCH SHITFACE FOUR-EYES GOD DAMMIT VAGINA NAZI ASSHOLE BOOBIES COCKSTUFFER BUTTFUCKER ASS FELCHING JOHNNY ASS FUCKHEAD ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! FELCHING COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PUSSY GOD DAMN BITCH TITTYWANK FELLATIO DAMNATION CRAPMUNCHER BEAVER JACK OFF PENISFUCK DICKLICK WOP CRACKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BENSON SUCKS LET'S SHIT JIGGABOO SUCK A BIG DICK STRAWBERRY ASS ANAL GYPSY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS KIKE SHITSLINGING JAP CROTCH GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK BLUMPKIN ASS LICKER SHITFUCKER TITTYWANK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BUGGER PISS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CLEMEN TITTIES MALARKY PUSSY BUTTFUCKER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASS LICKER and with the ASSCRACK and his PIECE OF SHIT of girraffes in which FOOTBALL while reading about SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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