Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ORGASM neurochemical FUCK disorder PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!!, sudden FELLATIO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements QUEEF or BULLCRAP vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MOTHERFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK YOU include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken I WILL KILL YOU! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JACKASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITFACE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BENCH PRESS utterFUCKance of socially CLEMEN objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert
Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first THONG TASTER television programs to address FUCKSTAIN Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK Tourette's is PEDOPHILIA not to be NECROPHILIA confused with CHALICE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOD BLESS AMERICA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNT random CLUSTER FUCK disorientation, culturally-ASSHOLE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FLYING FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BASTARD language, FUDGEPACKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICK TITS SHITFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky pen0r souvenir shoppes and massive YOUR MOM quantities DICK of ANAL DIABETES MOTHERFUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A DILDO Polite Note to the CAMEL JOCKEY Author:

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The TITS & DICKS Tourette's SEMEN Research Institute was TAMPONS founded to SHITSLINGING.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DICKFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CLIT article BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSHOLE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DONKEY DICK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance NEGRO.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POMMIE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUCKING A Tourrette's sufferers I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! swear. You can INBRED blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HIGH WAGES TV, for always focusing on the Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! bad side of a terrible FUCKING JUMP! thing.
  • The main DICKLICK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are AMERICA ONLINE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITSLINGING' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FLAMING ASS BADGER knee PIG NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes KIKE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FENCE JUMPER school for LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FRED PHELPS sufferers to become DICK manically depressed and MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS commit DAMMIT suicide.
  • There is no HELL cure, and the GOBSHITE drugs that are available to, "calm" the JERK OFF tics often have adverse DONKEY PUNCHER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COMMUNIST DILDO perodol" which caused my entire FLYING FUCK body to go HELL numb and O KURWA! basically made it NIGGA! worse than HAIL SATAN! it is without the CLUSTER FUCK drug.

I am an active member of a HENTAI tourette syndrome SPIC association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JIGGABOO the WALRUS SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "SAND NIGGER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHUT UP, MEG! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NEGRO sorry for LET'S SHIT "hi-jacking" your INJUN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like INBRED this that really INJUN annoys me. I am working towards a SMEG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this RICK MORANIS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK A DUCK, and making fun of a SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH horrible disorder is (not) CRAPPY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BRITNEY time.

Best FROG'S FAT ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SPUNK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As POISON IN BABY FORMULA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Westerners show is not an CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DEMOCRACY degenerate capitalist culture in those TAIWAN countries. When showing TANK MAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not PANCHEN LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a I LIKE BUSH byproduct of your SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY capitalist society MONGOLIANS.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. SHITBALLS Regards to Andrew ASSRAMMER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DON'T HAVE AIDS reply

Mr. janitor
The BOOBS bastard who wrote this article. You can DAMMIT punch him if you SHITCOCK want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MALARKY saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How BIGNOSE to BOOBS cure GO HOME AND DIE the JAP Tourette's HELL Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WANK for WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? Tourette's WIENER Syndrome I'LL RAPE YOU is NECROPHILIA following COCK these RAPE rules GRIS in WIGGER order:

  • 1: Avoid TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! immature SON OF A BITCH little BUGGER kids,
  • 2: Count to TWAT within RAGHEAD 10 CUNT CRAPPERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your CUNT FUCK YOU SPUNK nor BITCH talk,
  • 4: Tell GANGBANG yourself you PAKI don't WOODPECKERSHIT have DOUCHETITS this STUDENT RIOTS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SLOPE WITH NASTY JAP DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKFACE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

BIRD SHIT JAP HADJI SHIT CUNTSWILLING I WILL END YOU! ASS FASCIST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHORE FUCK OFF

ASS PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE SPICY CUNT FUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK WANK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PECKERHEAD REBECCA BLACK NI LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS OSTRICH MY ASS BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FAGGOT WIENER DONGSHOVER DOUCHING SHITSLINGING BALLS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCK INCEST POMMIE DICK IN A BOX O KURWA! SHIT FUCK YOU DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! COON PIXIES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NIPPLES BITCH ASS PISS ARTIST CUNT DUMBASS FUCKBAG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASSWIPE WANK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN PEARL NECKLACE PUSSY BITCH RICK MORANIS ASS LICKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCK YOU BLOWJOB RAGHEAD SHITHEAD ASSCRACK FLYING FUCK RUSKIE MOTHERFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! POLAK WANKER RANDY TRAVIS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BITCH TITS CHIGGER ASS LICKER FRIG RECTUM RAIDER BOLLOCKS NIHILISM HORSE SHIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PEDOPHILIA JACKASS SHIT KAFFIR POLACK DOUCHETITS DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS JOHN ELWAY PISS P'KANG TESTICLE CHOKE CLUSTER FUCK SUCK MY COCK CLUSTER FUCK pen0r AUTOFELLATIO BOOBS GOD DAMN FUCK HADJI PENIS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PISS ARTIST JOHNNY MOTHERFUCKER BALLS JOHN ELWAY CRAPPY CUNT PECKERHEAD ANAL DIABETES PISS ARTIST YOU WANKER BULLSHIT YOU WANKER CUNTSWILLING SHITFUCKER TWAT COMMUNIST DILDO POLESMOKER SHITSLINGING HELL BIRD IN THE HOUSE ARSE TOSSER RAPE BUGFUCK NIGGER TITS HELL HORSE SHIT CLEMEN POMMIE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BUGFUCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH PENISFUCK SHITBALLS SOD OFF COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASS DAMN IT RUSTY TROMBONE ASSWIPE EMO MONKEY SHIT GOD DAMMIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BOYCOTT VIACOM! FRIG ARSE INBRED CUNTSWILLING GOD DAMN FUCK OFF BASTARD PISS OFF FUCKHEAD PEDOPHILIA SCROTUM SHITHEAD CLUSTER FUCK BLUMPKIN TITS & DICKS WANK BONER HELLFIRE HELLFUCKER NEGRO SIGMUND FREUD CRACKER SHITE ASSFACE CHINK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSHOLE NI HIGH WAGES GENITALIA CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MARGARET THATCHER PEEPEE FOUR-EYES BITCH JACKASS RAPE PUSSY STEVE BALLMER SCUMBUCKET I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASS LICKER THIS IS SPARTA! CHALICE FUCKER SACRAMENTO PUSSY INCEST SCROTUM CUNTRAG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER GOD DAMN ASSHOLE SHAKOPEE PIECE OF SHIT BANGKOK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ASS FASCIST EMO JAP SHIT GANGBANG SHIT SUCK MY DICK BASTARD BATHING SUIT AREA DICK PEDOPHILIA POTTYMOUTH I'LL RAPE YOU QUEEF JAP JACK OFF RAPE FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT DONKEY PUNCHER RICK MORANIS SPANK THE MONKEY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BELLEND CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR 666 BITCH GRINGO DAMN IT FUCKING OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! MOTHERFUCKER FRENCH TICKLER PISS VENEREAL DISEASE suck my mothers BULLSHIT CHRISTHUMPER GRIS GOD DAMMIT CHOAD DICKWAD CONAN O'BRIAN NIGGER BLUMPKIN WIENER TITS COCK BASTARD VENEREAL DISEASE PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HADJI PISS ARTIST ASSCRACK FUCK NUGGET PISS ARTIST CHINK GOBSHITE TITS & DICKS WOODPECKERSHIT PIG FUCKTARD CROTCH SON OF A BITCH FUCKWIT NIGNOG FLYING FUCK GRINGO GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH RAT'S COCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BUGGER LET'S SHIT GENITALIA WIENER FLYING RAT'S ASS BASTARD LIMEY DONKEY DICK SHITFUCKER ASSHAT BUTTFUCKER SHITHEAD DICKLICK STEVE BALLMER RUSKIE SOD OFF JIGGABOO MOTHERFUCKER ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS WANKER PIXIES VAGINA SHIT LET'S SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BUTTFUCKER RAGHEAD BOLLOCKS HELL ASS CUNTRAG NAZI BONER SAGGY TITS GOD DAMMIT ARSE FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER HELLFUCKER WALRUS SHIT STRAWBERRY ASS FLYING FUCK ORGASM SHITCOCK GREASER ASS BEAVER GOAT DICK DICK CHICKEN TWISTY VAGINA PUNANI BASTARD FUCKHEAD CUNT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PUSSYLICKER CAMEL JOCKEY POMMIE THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES ASSHAT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM TITTYWANK ASS ASSHAT ORGASM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HADJI PISS ARTIST FUCKWIT SHITBALLS ASSHOLE PORCH MONKEY CUNTBUCKET CRACKER PIG JENKEM CUM DOUCHE MOLDY TITS YOU WANKER CAMEL FUCKER JACKASS ARSE JACKASS PORCH MONKEY BASTARD ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WIENER TUBA SHITSLINGING I RAPE WALRUSES! CUNT FUCKHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WANK ASS FAG CHOAD SON OF A BITCH CUNTBUCKET SON OF A BITCH BOON FUCK OFF BLOWJOB HELL WIGGER ASSFACE FUCKFUCKFUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ GANGBANG TOURETTE'S SYNDROME NIGNOG ASS SHITFACE FIRECROTCH FUCKING WANK FUCKFACE PUSSY GARBAGE DAY! PECKERHEAD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PISS ARTIST FUCK NIGGER CLEMEN GIVING HEAD FUDGEPACKER FUCK A DUCK BOB SAGET FUCK DAMMIT CANNED QUOTE I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN FUCKFACE SHITFUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITHEAD HORSE PENIS SHITE EMO INBRED BOOBS SHIT PRICK FUCKER INBRED BITCH SIGMUND FREUD TITS & DICKS TITTIES I WILL END YOU! DICK BASTARD FUCKTARD PISSHOLE CHIGGER SIGMUND FREUD DICKFACE STEVE BALLMER ARSE CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH DIPSHIT PEDOPHILIA COON FUCKER DOT HEAD FUCKING JUMP! GOD DAMN BITCH WOMEN'S RIGHTS PAKI DONALD RUMSFELD LET'S SHIT PIG FUCKHEAD HELL TOSSER KRAUT BENCH PRESS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING THONG TASTER FUCK OFF DOG SHIT PISS ARTIST SCUMBUCKET GOD DAMMIT FUCKBAG STRAWBERRY ASS DUMBASS PENIS EMO PISS ARTIST ASS ALEX TREBEK SPIC PIXIES DAGO PEDOPHILIA GOD DAMN HOLY DUMB FUCK MICK BEANER ASS YOU WANKER FUCKFACE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKHEAD CUNT GENITALIA GENITALIA ORGASM RUSTY TROMBONE SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DOUCHING CROTCH CHIGGER NIGGER SUCK MY COCK CHICKEN SHIT PISS CUNNILINGUS DAMMIT ASSHAT SLOPE DAMN FUCKFACE GOBSHITE DOM DeLUISE ABO WIGGER ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD PUSSY GOD DAMN BUTT PIRATE DICK CHICKEN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BEANER SHITHEAD BITCH BITCH TWAT GOD BLESS AMERICA BANGKOK FRIG WALRUS SHIT SCUMBUCKET EMO MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS AMERICA ONLINE BITCH IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DICKFACE CRAPFUCKER SHITHEAD COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink RONNIE CORBETT TRANNY JACK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS YOU POLAK suck my mothers NORTH KOREA AUTOFELLATIO PENISBIRD POLESMOKER FUCKTARD DELICIOUS CAKE SHITHEAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES ARSE SPUNK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TITS MAMA MIA HELL FUCKING FUCK BITCH SHITHEAD BITCH INBRED THONG TASTER TIMBER NIGGER DUMBASS FUCK DOUCHE COCKSHITTER FLYING RAT'S ASS BOOBS SAGGY TITS COCK DICK CUM IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHITHEAD TWAT BASTARD DICKHEAD FUCKING SHAKOPEE FUCKHEAD YOUR MOM SOD CUNTYMINTS DOT HEAD CONDOMS BUGFUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CLUSTER FUCK JACKASS CUM JIZZ BUTT PIRATE HELL CHOAD FUCK YOU BONER CUNNILINGUS FUCKHEAD COON BELLEND CRAP ON A STICK TITS CUNT ASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA OH SHI– ASSCRACK CUNT FUCK FUCKFACE RONNIE CORBETT FUCKING HORSE PENIS DONKEY PUNCHER MARGARET THATCHER SUCK MY COCK JENKEM Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CHALICE and with the TWAT and his JOHN ELWAY of girraffes in which WIKIPEDIA while reading about JESSE McCARTNEY!!!!!!!!!

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