Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without FUCKING JUMP! comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a DOUCHETITS article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HONKY neurochemical FUCK disorder DICKLICK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DOG FUCKER, sudden RONNIE CORBETT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TAMPONS or CHRIS CHAN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK A DUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TAFFY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HELLFUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NIGGER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CONDOMS JACKASS SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TIT DIRT utterFUCKance of socially KRAUT objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GOAT DICK television programs to address CHICKEN SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

I WILL KILL YOU! Tourette's is BULLSHIT not to be DOG FUCKER confused with FUCK OFF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NIGGER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WHORE random FUCK OFF disorientation, culturally-DICKLICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JACKASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK language, TOSSER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JESSE McCARTNEY TITS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKWIT souvenir shoppes and massive CRAPMUNCHER quantities PISSHOLE of ANAL DIABETES GOD BLESS AMERICA garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKBAG Polite Note to the BUKKAKE Author:

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The BEAVER Tourette's DUNE COON Research Institute was FUCK YOU founded to MALARKY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PIECE OF SHIT article SAMUEL L. JACKSON funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TOTAL I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or I WILL END YOU! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKING.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICKWAD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SHIT Tourrette's sufferers DICKFACE swear. You can SHITFACE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? TV, for always focusing on the PENIS ON A STICK bad side of a terrible SHITHEAD thing.
  • The main ASSWIPE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FELLATIO knee GOD DAMN NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOD DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TOWELHEAD school for JACKASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOBSHITE sufferers to become NIGGER manically depressed and RUSTY TROMBONE commit OLD CHRIST OF A suicide.
  • There is no FUDGEPACKER cure, and the CHOAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the JIGGABOO tics often have adverse TITS & DICKS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITBALLS perodol" which caused my entire FUCK OFF body to go DAMN numb and DAMNATION basically made it NIGGA! worse than POMMIE it is without the SHITFACE drug.

I am an active member of a SPANK THE MONKEY tourette syndrome FOREIGN CURRENCY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TESTICLE CHOKE the NIGGER public view of Tourettes as a "JOHN ELWAY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RAT'S COCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHIT sorry for PENISFUCK "hi-jacking" your 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JESUS FUCKING CHRIST this that really BELGIUM annoys me. I am working towards a HOMO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SUCK A BIG DICK, and making fun of a HELLFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) JACKASS SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DOUCHEBAG time.

Best GREASER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITHEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese I LIKE BUSH reply

As KENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CULT OF THE DEAD COW not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROXY SITES Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those CENSORSHIP countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBET in countries MELAMINE leadership, those problems does not INDIA HAS NUKES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT PROTESTS byproduct of your CENSORSHIP capitalist society NORTH KOREA.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. SHITFACE Regards to Andrew FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

Mr. janitor

The TITS bastard who wrote this article. You can HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS punch him if you SPIC want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NIGGER saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my GOD DAMN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How HELL to FUCKHEAD cure MASTURBATION the BLOWJOB Tourette's SMEG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TWAT for DAMN Tourette's BELLEND Syndrome BUTT-HEAD is CONDOMS following SEX these BOYCOTT VIACOM! rules CROTCH in DAMN order:

  • 1: Avoid DOT HEAD immature FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA little BIG FOOT kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCKWIT within BASTARD 10 I WILL KILL YOU!seconds,
  • 3: Do not open your ASSHOLE FUCKBAG FLYING FUCK nor BEAVER talk,
  • 4: Tell CHOAD yourself you SHITSLINGING don't CHRISTHUMPER have PISS this SHIT disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK NUGGET WITH NASTY BLOWJOB DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKHEAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

BALLS WANKSPLAT CUNNILINGUS ASS SHITE SHITE CHINK OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH FUCKSTAIN JENKEM

POMMIE PENIS GOD DAMMIT BONER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DEVELOPERS! POOPY SHITE SAGGY TITS DIPSHIT BIRD SHIT BUTTFUCKER CRAP ON A STICK WIKIPEDIA FENCE JUMPER INJUN BRUSH MA TEETH RECTUM RAIDER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKHEAD GIVING HEAD pen0r BITCH FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK CRAPMUNCHER ASSHOLE BIRD SHIT BITCH NIGNOG CHENEY BULLSHIT DOG FUCKER FOREIGN CURRENCY CLIT CUNT ALF FRIG TWAT BUTTFUCKER BUTT-HEAD GENITALIA POWERSHIT AUTOFELLATIO BRUSH MA TEETH BLUMPKIN SUGAR GREASER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SON OF A BITCH BIRD SHIT SHIT ASSHAT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITCOCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES TESTICLE CHOKE FUCK YOU DAMN IT POOPY ASSFACE TWAT HELL DIPSHIT DICKHEAD STRAWBERRY ASS BUTTFUCKER SHITBALLS CLIT NIGGER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JERK OFF SHITE TIMBER NIGGER FELLATIO GOBSHITE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISS ARTIST TURD FELCHMONKEY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DICK BENCH PRESS FUCKBAG BITCH DAMN BUGGER JACK OFF GO HOME AND DIE SLOPE TOSSER DOUCHE NEGRO SHAKOPEE OH SHI– JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS COCK JERK OFF WANK CLEVELAND STEAMER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DILDO HOMO TITS SUGAR SHITSKIN DOG FUCKER CUNT BOB SAGET DOUCHETITS JACKASS DONKEY PUNCHER YID ASSWIPE SHITTY SCUMBUCKET SHITHEAD INBRED DUMBASS OH SHI– SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WALRUS SHIT ARSE PEDOPHILIA PEARL NECKLACE BONER WIENER NORTH KOREA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BULLSHIT THONG TASTER CLIT OLD CHRIST OF A HELLFIRE BITCH SHIT GENITALIA NIGGER TITS [expletive deleted] WANK WANKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCK OFF FOUR-EYES HELLFUCKER CUNT DAMN CUNT SON OF A BITCH FUCK OFF DISSIDENTS CUNT SUGAR TRANNY ASSHAT ASSRAPING DAMN SHIT BOLLOCKS PISS ARTIST QUEEF KEEP JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASS FASCIST BEAVER BOOBS TWO-INCH PENIS SHITHEAD VAGINA ASSFACE BITCH WINDOWS VISTA PISS OFF AUTOFELLATIO ASS TWAT NIGGER TITS SHITTY CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SUCK MY COCK SHITE HOMO [Insert yet another person's name here] TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS HELLFIRE BUKKAKE BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKING A CLEMEN POMMIE ASSFACE DAMN CUNT COCKSUCKER FRIG COCKGOBLIN SHITHEAD VAGINA CUNT CRAPPER RAGHEAD GOD DAMMIT SOD DIPSHIT DELICIOUS CAKE EXTRA LONG PENIS TITS SCUMBAG DICKHEAD TITS BUGFUCK SHITSLINGING COCK KNOBJOCKEY MOTHERFUCKER TWAT INBRED DOG FUCKER ASS SHITPISSER GOD DAMMIT SUCK A BIG DICK DICK TITS GOD DAMMIT INCEST SCUMBUCKET MALL SANTA GANGBANG PEDOPHILIA FUCKSTAIN WANKSPLAT PISSHOLE FUCK ASSHAT CLIT ASS NECROPHILIA CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHIT ARSE CRAPMUNCHER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BUGGER OFF FUCK OFF SHITBALLS GIVING HEAD CARPET MUNCHER TITS BLOWJOB SHITCUNTING ARSEBADGERS COCK DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY CHAV FUCKTARD CHRISTHUMPER NICARAGUA JACKASS DOUCHEBAG FUCK NUGGET TITS FIST FUCK CROTCH FUCK OFF RAPE DONKEY PUNCHER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ALEX TREBEK FUCKER HENTAI WANK PIG BIGNOSE PEDOPHILIA BOOBS CHENEY PISS ARTIST BIGNOSE SUGAR COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JAP INJUN HELL WANK FELLATIO DUMBASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS STEVE BALLMER VAGINA SUCK MY COCK GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT DIRTY SANCHEZ TURD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DOUCHE LOLCAT BITCH SHUT UP, MEG! FLYING RAT'S ASS CHICKEN SHIT LET'S SHIT FUCKING WANK FUCKHEAD BITCH TITWANK GYPSY TOWELHEAD DAMN IT RAT'S COCK KAFFIR CUNTSWILLING PORCH MONKEY BUTTFUCKER SHITTY KNOBJOCKEY POLACK FUCKFACE GO COUNT YOUR DICK DAGO COCKSUCKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CROTCH EPIDIDYMIS NIGGER ASSWIPE FELCHMONKEY ASS DICKLICK BOLLOCKS TONY LA RUSSA ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT JESSE McCARTNEY CLEMEN ASSHAT BASTARD FUCK TITTYWANK SHUT UP, MEG! DISSIDENTS DILDO FUCKFACE VAGINA NIGGER STRAWBERRY ASS WANK PRICK SPANK THE MONKEY YUKKY DOODY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSWIPE ORGASM GIVING HEAD FELCHING TITS BUTTFUCKER DOUCHE GOBSHITE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MOTHERFUCKER TITS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS GIVING HEAD FUCKER HITLER SHITFUCKER CHOAD KISSER TITS ANAL SHITCOCK CUNNILINGUS ASS JACKASS ASSWIPE [expletive deleted] WANK CONAN O'BRIAN DOG SHIT TITTIES SHIT COCK BUGGER FRED PHELPS CHICKEN FRIES BUGGER SHIT SUCK MY DICK KAFFIR DICKHEAD BASTARD ASS DIPSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! FROG'S FAT ASS SHITTY PRICK HITLER TURD CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCK FENCE JUMPER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! RAT'S COCK ASS SHITFUCKER PISS BANGKOK FUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS CHICKEN FRIES FLYING RAT'S ASS OLD CHRIST OF A FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD OLD CHRIST OF A FUCKER FUCKING ALF GENITALIA DIRTY SANCHEZ DIPSHIT FELCHING TITS & DICKS CHOAD CUNTRAG FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GIVING HEAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FRIG HELL PISS FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE BATHING SUIT AREA WIKIPEDIA JACK OFF ASSHAT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKWIT DICKFACE URINE-GARGLING TITS & DICKS GRIS NIPPLES DAMN NAZI ASSCRACK KNOBJOCKEY FAGGOT ASSWIPE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BASTARD HELL I WILL END YOU! CLUSTER FUCK NAZI I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CARPET MUNCHER CUNT DONKEY PUNCHER PISS OFF DONKEY DICK [EXPLETIVE] ASS DAMN JOHNNY COON FUCKWIT SHITSLINGING WHORE FLYING RAT'S ASS BENCH PRESS FUCKER MOLDY TITS TITS FELLATIO SHITSLINGING BASTARD ANAL DIABETES FUCKER DICKFACE PENIS DILDO WANKER DYKE PUSSY DICKFACE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHITE NEOPETS ARSE DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHEBAG DOUCHE NAZI ASSWIPE AMERICA ONLINE MICK MASTURBATION FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DONKEY PUNCHER KAFFIR SON OF A BITCH YOU WANKER [expletive deleted] ALF NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CUNT FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKHEAD DICK CHICKEN HADJI QUEEF FUCK OFF WOP CUNT CUM COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DISSIDENTS TITTYWANK OH SHI– JAP VAGINA COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CAMEL JOCKEY HAIL SATAN! TUBA SHIT TWO-INCH PENIS DAMMIT CUNT SCUMBUCKET BUKKAKE SEX CROTCH SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK PEEPEE DAMN GOD DAMMIT ASSCRACK DILDO ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT AUTOFELLATIO DICKFACE PIGFUCKER FUCKING JUMP! FUCK BORDER HOPPER DIPSHIT SHIT TWAT CHOAD NORTH KOREA FUCKSTAIN COCKSTUFFER NECROPHILIA COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK SEMEN CRACKER JENKEM WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHAT BLISTERING BARNACLES BUGGER TWAT WIENER SPANK THE MONKEY LOGJAMMER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BRITNEY ASSFACE LIMEY FEMADOM FUCKHEAD CUNTSWILLING COCKGOBLIN RAT'S COCK SHITFACE FUCK YOU BENCH PRESS FUCKER SOD OFF TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DICKHEAD COCKGOBLIN TRANNY ANUSCAKE GOD DAMMIT TIMBER NIGGER FAG LIKE FATHER LIKE SON AUTOFELLATIO POOPY FUCKFACE LOLCAT PENISBIRD TWAT PISS OFF FUCKHEAD CUNTBUCKET [expletive deleted] CUNT DIRTY SANCHEZ SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK NUGGET YUKKY DOODY DAMNATION Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CHINK and with the TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! and his COCK of girraffes in which SONNY BILL WILLIAMS while reading about FUCKSTAIN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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