Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GIVING HEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder COCKSUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WIGGER, sudden SEMEN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITFACE or SHITFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PICKANINNY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HOSER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may REBECCA BLACK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SCUMBAG by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASSHOLE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NI utterFUCKance of socially MOZILLA FIREFOX objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SON OF A BITCH television programs to address DOUCHE NAZI Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN Tourette's is WIGGER not to be PAKI confused with PISS OFF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JESUS FUCKING CHRIST chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JAP random DICKLICK disorientation, culturally-SHITHEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WIGGER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST language, BUGGER OFF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SCUMBAG FUCKHEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HEIL HITLER! souvenir shoppes and massive GENITALIA quantities JESUS FUCKING CHRIST of ANAL DIABETES BALLS garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKING Polite Note to the 30 CASES OF PICKLES Author:

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The GREASER Tourette's ASSHAT Research Institute was ANAL founded to FUCKFACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FELLATIO article PRICK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FELCHING I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BORDER HOPPER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HELL.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NIGGER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of RAT'S COCK Tourrette's sufferers I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL swear. You can CHIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHIT TV, for always focusing on the MAMA MIA bad side of a terrible CHIGGER thing.
  • The main TITWANK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CRAP ON A STICK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKING' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK knee WIKIPEDIA NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is GOD DAMMIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DONKEY PUNCHER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DOUCHETITS school for COMMUNIST DILDO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage REDSKIN sufferers to become WIGGER manically depressed and DICK commit CLIT suicide.
  • There is no BASTARD cure, and the CUNT drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSFACE tics often have adverse SONNY BILL WILLIAMS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PRICK perodol" which caused my entire TOTAL body to go YOGHURT CANNON numb and HELL basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASSHOLE it is without the DAMN drug.

I am an active member of a CONDOMS tourette syndrome TITWANK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating RUSTY TROMBONE the NIGGER TITS public view of Tourettes as a "MOTHERFUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSHAT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GREASER sorry for DUMBASS "hi-jacking" your DEMOCRACY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISS OFF MY ASS this that really NORTH KOREA annoys me. I am working towards a GOATSE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITSLINGING, and making fun of a SHIT horrible disorder is (not) CHENEY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BITCH time.

Best GREASER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHINK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT PROTESTS reply

As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIVER CRABS SUCK Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOOGLE degenerate capitalist culture in those DIMETHYL GLYCOL countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CENSORSHIP in countries PRINCE PHILIP leadership, those problems does not MINORITIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a HUMAN RIGHTS byproduct of your FREEDOM OF SPEECH capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “TANK MAN” Wen

P.S. ORGASM Regards to Andrew AY-AY-AY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

Mr. janitor

The FUCKING bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITBALLS punch him if you AMERICA'S GREAT! want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this UNITED KINGDOM article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with HIV NEGATIVE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HADJI saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How TOWELHEAD to DAMN cure DILDO the PIECE OF SHIT Tourette's TITS & DICKS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FELLATIO for SHITFACE Tourette's PIECE OF SHIT Syndrome DIRTY SANCHEZ is ASSCRACK following MOTHERFUCKER these ANUSCAKE rules DEMOCRACY in WOP order:

  • 1: Avoid SAGGY TITS immature MICK little EUROIPODS kids,
  • 2: Count to NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES within MAMA MIA 10 MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!seconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SAMUEL L. JACKSON KIDDY FIDDLER NORTH KOREA nor SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH talk,
  • 4: Tell PISS ARTIST yourself you BOOBIES don't GOD DAMMIT have MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE this JERRY disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TOWELHEAD WITH NASTY FLYING FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

ASS GARBAGE DAY! ASSFACE BLOWJOB GOD DAMN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WIGGER SHITTY GOD DAMMIT DAMN

PENIS QUEEF CUNNILINGUS WHORE SHIT ASSHOLE DICKLICK FUCK DICK TITS FIST FUCK BITCH PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! ASS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DOG FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS SHITTY FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN CLEMEN CUNT PORCH MONKEY BALL SACK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FEMADOM FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING DILDO JACKASS FELCHING CUNT BUNG-HOLE YOU WANKER JIGGABOO PUNANI ASSHAT SOD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TACO HITLER SEX ASSRAPING COCK TIMBER NIGGER FUCKFACE BLUMPKIN DAMMIT SHITSKIN JAP COCKSUCKER TITWANK CHING CHONG CHINK ASSCRACK ASSHAT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FEMADOM GO HOME AND DIE DAGO DICK CHICKEN FUCK YOU DICKFACE DILDO DOUCHE NAZI YOUR MOM PISS UP MY ARSE BALLS TITS BITCH DICK CHICKEN MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT ASSWIPE BALL SACK FRITZ PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMN ASSHOLE ANUSCAKE COMMUNIST DILDO BOOBS DARTH VADER DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CLUSTER FUCK COCKSMOKER MONKEY BALLS GOATSE FUCKING SHITFUCKER SHIT DOG SHIT FUCK OFF PISS JACK OFF CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON PUSSY NI PIG HEIL HITLER! DICKWAD MAMA MIA GOAT DICK MALL SANTA PUSSY FUCKTARD JESSE McCARTNEY DEMOCRACY CUNTYMINTS ASSBANDIT CLUSTER FUCK OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK A DUCK TWAT BITCH DOUCHING POLACK DOT HEAD PEEPEE PIGFUCKER DICK CHICKEN DOUCHING WIENER BUTT PIRATE FUCKWIT GOD DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE I AM CORNHOLIO! ASSHAT JACKASS SHIT NIGGER ASSHOLE YOU BONER NIPPLES DAMN ORGASM WALRUS SHIT DAMN IT DAMN BASTARD ASS FASCIST DOODIE HEAD CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM TWAT SHITFUCKER CHOAD KISSER CLIT VAGINA BRUSH MA TEETH SCUMBAG POLESMOKER PRICK BUTTFUCKER PISS ARTIST BELLEND FUCKER CLIT BUKKAKE ASSFACE FUCK TOSSER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SOD FUCK YOU YOU WANKER BUKKAKE NIGGER BONER RAPE SHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK BASTARD NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK SHITFUCKER BRUSH MA TEETH FELCHING ANAL PISS MOLDY TITS JERK OFF FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKWIT GOD DAMN FUCKTARD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS KAFFIR CAMEL JOCKEY DAMMIT GOAT DICK NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK FUCKING ABO MASTURBATION NIGGER WHORE FUCKING RUSKIE I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHEBAG MOCKIE ASS TUBA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT RUSTY TROMBONE HEIL HITLER! POMMIE DELICIOUS CAKE JAP BITCH BALLS DICK CUNT CRAPPER SOD CUNT INBRED FEMADOM BITCH ARSEBADGERS CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITBALLS BRITNEY SCROTUM POLESMOKER BULLSHIT ASS FASCIST NAZI TWISTY VAGINA FUCK HONKY HORSE SHIT WETBACK AY-AY-AY SPICY CUNT FUCK PEARL NECKLACE SPUNK ASS suck my mothers DAMN CUNT INCEST BUKKAKE ANAL DIABETES POMMIE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT DUMBASS ABORTIONS FOR ALL THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! HOMO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BULLSHIT CHOAD HADJI FLYING FUCK ASSHAT TENTACLE RAPE BONER HONKY GANGBANG FLYING RAT'S ASS [expletive deleted] SHIT CLUSTER FUCK DICKFACE DOG SHIT AY-AY-AY DUMBASS ARSEBADGERS LOLCAT SHITE LET'S SHIT PUSSYLICKER TITTIES EAT MY SHIT! FUCK YOU MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE INBRED TWISTY VAGINA INCEST GOBSHITE HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! TRANNY ASS FLYING FUCK FUCKING A FIRECROTCH FELLATIO EPIDIDYMIS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER RAT'S ASS FELLATIO PEEPEE FUCK [Insert silly non-swear here] WANK TWAT THONG TASTER CRAPMUNCHER SHITCUNTING TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSWIPE EMO FUCKING JUMP! D'OH POTTYMOUTH SHIT CUNNILINGUS RUSKIE ASSHAT PISS OFF NIGGER TITS DOUCHEBAG BALLS CHOAD KISSER 666 RAT'S COCK SCUMBAG I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH MAMA MIA SHIT POMMIE SHITE SUCK A BIG DICK OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKFACE WIENER GOBSHITE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JACK OFF ASSCRACK FUCKWIT SCROTUM WIKIPEDIA PORCH MONKEY SPICY CUNT FUCK BOOBS TITS & DICKS DOG FUCKER REDNECK SHITE D'OH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BLUMPKIN FUCK CHIGGER DOG FUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUTT PIRATE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FELCHING HO BONER BUTT-HEAD FUCKFACE DICKWAD SMEG BELLEND PORCUPINE'S BALLS RAT'S COCK DICK CHICKEN GOD DAMMIT GANGBANG SHITFACE GOD DAMN FUCKER FUCKTARD CUNT SHITTY FUCKBAG MOLDY TITS WANK FUCK NIGGER JIZZ BOOBS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DICKHEAD KIKE FUCKSTAIN DARTH VADER WANK DEMOCRACY FUCKSTAIN NIGNOG BOOBS ASS LICKER NAZI BIG FOOT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MOLDY TITS DAMN POLAK DICKLICK LET'S SHIT COCKSUCKER JERK OFF ORGASM NIGGER NINTENDOGS TWAT PISS OFF TITTIES CHOAD CUNT TWAT BULLCRAP COMMUNIST DILDO ORGASM RAT'S ASS PORCH MONKEY POLESMOKER CHIGGER TIMBER NIGGER BASTARD SON OF A BITCH MICK GIVING HEAD NIGGER DAMN MASTURBATION CUNTRAG HELL SHITBALLS BASTARD FUCKING SUGARTITS PISS ARTIST ASSWIPE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BITCH FUCK OFF FLAMING ASS BADGER WANKSPLAT FRENCH TICKLER BIRD SHIT PUSSY SHIT TENTACLE RAPE CHOAD FUCK FRAK BRITNEY POMMIE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON TAMPON IN MY ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! CUNT ASSHAT COON FUCKING JUMP! CUM BOOBIES SEMEN SEX FUCKING A SCUMBUCKET DAMN IT BUGGER OFF HELL FLYING FUCK FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT DUMBASS EMO SHIT BONG ASSHOLE FUCK WIKIPEDIA ASSHOLE SHITFACE FUCKHEAD TRANNY TRANNY TWAT PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKHEAD DOUCHETITS I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DONKEY DICK MARCH OF FLAMES INBRED FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT BIGNOSE DAMNATION DICK CHICKEN JIGGABOO HELL ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP WANK 666 CHOAD KISSER I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST CHIGGER PORCH MONKEY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GIVING HEAD FLYING FUCK ANUSCAKE DICKFACE SHAKOPEE SHITE BOOBIES O KURWA! FUCKFUCKFUCK DOUCHE DONKEY PUNCHER BUKKAKE ARSEBADGERS TWAT CLIT [Insert swear here] ASSFACE YOU WANKER BUGGER OFF DIPSHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BALL SACK JENKEM SHIT POLAK COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink COCK ANAL FAGGOT FRITZ RICK MORANIS FENCE JUMPER YUKKY DOODY RONNIE CORBETT DOUCHEBAG WILLY WONKA FUCKTARD CHOAD DAMN COCKGOBLIN QUEEF PISS ARTIST NAZI HOT GRITS FUCKHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL QUEEF FLYING FUCK NIPPLES ASSHOLE HADJI PEEPEE GOD DAMN BITCH HELL DAMN VAGINA ANAL DIABETES CUNT TITMOUSE BITCH DUMBASS SHITSLINGING MASTURBATION PISS ARTIST BUTT PIRATE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JACKASS FUCK NAZI MOZILLA FIREFOX DYKE FLYING FUCK CRAPPY ASSCRACK ASS PENIS JERK OFF BUGFUCK WIGGER NIPPLES SUCK MY COCK HELL GOD DAMMIT CRAPMUNCHER SHITFUCKER BASTARD SHITHEAD MAMA MIA PISSHOLE JERK OFF LET'S SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE KRAUT HADJI CHINK BUTT-HOLE BELGIUM POLACK CUNTRAG BULLSHIT BOOBIES BOOBIES FUCK OFF YID SHIT TITS JENKEM NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK BASTARD Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive KAFFIR and with the NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! and his SHITHEAD of girraffes in which SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS while reading about BUGGER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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