Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or YID neurochemical FUCK disorder TURD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER!, sudden TAFFY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BIRD SHIT or DAMN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly YOU WANKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GOD DAMMIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JACKASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FELCHING by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BATHING SUIT AREA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SPICY CUNT FUCK GRINGO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUKKAKE utterFUCKance of socially SHITSLINGING objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DAGO television programs to address FUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

PISSHOLE Tourette's is SHITTY not to be TITMOUSE confused with BEAVER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NIPPLES chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY random DICKHEAD disorientation, culturally-SCRATCH! GROUNDER!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SON OF A BITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local EAT MY SHIT! language, MONKEY BALLS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKTARD souvenir shoppes and massive BEANER quantities O CANADA of ANAL DIABETES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY garbage.

Darnit.

A TESTICLE CHOKE Polite Note to the TRANNY Author:

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The SHITCUNTING Tourette's ASSHOLE Research Institute was SHITE founded to YOU WANKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BITCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your AY-AY-AY article ASSHAT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and POMMIE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HELLFIRE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WARNER MUSIC GROUP Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ASSCRACK Tourrette's sufferers FUCKHEAD swear. You can BITCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TITS & DICKS TV, for always focusing on the SCUMBAG bad side of a terrible HELL thing.
  • The main SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SONNY BILL WILLIAMS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TOSSER knee BELGIUM NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DAMNATION no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MOTHERFUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WANK school for CROTCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKSTAIN sufferers to become RECTUM RAIDER manically depressed and PICKANINNY commit CARPET MUNCHER suicide.
  • There is no MARCH OF FLAMES cure, and the FUCK OFF drugs that are available to, "calm" the BASTARD tics often have adverse FELCHING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COCKSTUFFER perodol" which caused my entire GENITALIA body to go BUGFUCK numb and GREASER basically made it NIGGA! worse than GOD DAMN it is without the FUCKING FUCKFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a BOOBIES tourette syndrome SEX association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ANAL DIABETES the CHING CHONG CHINK public view of Tourettes as a "ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SOD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JACK OFF sorry for PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS "hi-jacking" your LENS CRAFTERS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like EPIDIDYMIS this that really GRAPE PENIS annoys me. I am working towards a BALL SACK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this NIGNOG article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKTARD, and making fun of a GOD DAMN horrible disorder is (not) FUCKWIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITFACE time.

Best COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PISS OFF MY ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN BABY FORMULA reply

As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill OPINION Westerners show is not an I LIKE BUSH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DEMOCRACY degenerate capitalist culture in those SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY countries. When showing TIBET right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN TOOTHPASTE in countries DEMOCRACY leadership, those problems does not GRASS MUD HORSE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your FALUN GONG capitalist society PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “LHASA” Wen

P.S. PAKI Regards to Andrew MY ANUS IS BLEEDING Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The FUCKFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can DOUCHING punch him if you SHITHEAD want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass BRITAIN put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BOOBIES saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my CUNT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FOREIGN CURRENCY to BLOWJOB cure SHIT LIKE A HORSE the BIBLE BASHER Tourette's SON OF A BITCH Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment COCKSMOKER for FUCKFACE Tourette's HADJI Syndrome [expletive deleted] is HOT GRITS following WHORE these GOD DAMMIT rules GOD DAMMIT in WIGGER order:

  • 1: Avoid BIBLE BASHER immature DIRTY SANCHEZ little NIPPLES kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA within TIMBER NIGGER 10 NIGGERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your TITS & DICKS LENS CRAFTERS NEGRO nor MALARKY talk,
  • 4: Tell JERRY yourself you UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY don't NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES have SAGGY TITS this CUNNILINGUS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SOD WITH NASTY GOATSE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TONY LA RUSSA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

BASTARD ART METAL PRODUCTS ART METAL PRODUCTS DICKFACE WANK SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKWIT BALLS CHINK GOOK

WEHATEMARIO CUM MASTURBATION DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA YOU WANKER HORSE SHIT CAMEL FUCKER FUCKSTAIN BUNG-HOLE WHORE JACKASS YOU WANKER RANDY TRAVIS UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY RAT'S COCK DUMBASS DUNE COON SMEG 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 JACKASS FUCKING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WHORE BASTARD ASSHAT WANKER PISS OFF PRICK JAP GRINGO SEMEN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS CRAP CHOAD FUCKTARD MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT SCROTUM BUGFUCK FUCKING A ASSCRACK CUNTSWILLING SHITE FIRECROTCH FUCKING A BITCH SMEG MASTURBATION DAMN ROSIE O'DONNELL FLYING RAT'S ASS GANGBANG BUTTFUCKER NAZI CHOAD FELCHING BRITNEY FROG ASSWIPE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES VAGINA CUNNILINGUS LUV HOMO CARPET MUNCHER WOP FELLATIO RAT'S ASS DILDO JIZZ SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHIT SHITBALLS BIRD SHIT DYKE GO HOME AND DIE BIRD IN THE HOUSE WINDOWS VISTA SHIT CRAPFUCKER JAP ABO PISS OFF DAMMIT FLYING FUCK VAGINA SHITHEAD CHINK DICK TITS GOD DAMMIT DAMNATION CHINK SUCK MY DICK BIBLE BASHER BLUMPKIN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TRANNY FOUR-EYES FUCK SCUMBAG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PECKERHEAD CUNT YOU WANKER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK CUNT PISS OFF DAMMIT DAMN DILDO I WILL END YOU! TITTIES FRAK CUNT GOD DAMMIT JACKASS EXTRA LONG PENIS ALEX TREBEK UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY FOUR-EYES SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BIGNOSE SHITBALLS BIBLE BASHER SAMUEL L. JACKSON MACACA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TURD DAMN IT YOGHURT CANNON FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK DUNE COON NIPPLES KIKE CUNT FUCKFUCKFUCK SEMEN WIGGER CLIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA YOU WANKER KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 THONG TASTER SHITSKIN NIPPLES BOON NAZI BRITNEY SHAKOPEE BENSON SUCKS ALEX TREBEK SAND NIGGER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKFACE COON YOGHURT CANNON ANAL GOD BLESS AMERICA YOU WANKER TITS ANAL DIABETES ASS DUMBASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHIT DICKLICK 30 CASES OF PICKLES MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BITCH MILF PEDOPHILIA SUGARTITS I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND BUGFUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNTBUCKET BITCH WETBACK CRAP FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITFUCKER DIPSHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MOTHERFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER FOREIGN CURRENCY FUCKFACE PEDOPHILIA SUCK A BIG DICK ASSHAT WANKSPLAT JACKASS SHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK INBRED CRAPMUNCHER BEAVER PENIS ON A BUN SEMPRINI FUCKFACE RAT'S ASS SAND NIGGER EMO DOT HEAD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK KAFFIR DIPSHIT CUNT YOU WANKER ASSHAT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PISS UP MY ARSE TITS & DICKS CRAPPY JENKEM YOU WANKER PISSHOLE DIPSHIT HORSE SHIT SOD GOD DAMMIT DAMN AY-AY-AY CHOAD MOLDY TITS FUCKSTAIN PISS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BITCH CROTCH FUCKING ASSHAT MONKEY BALLS NI PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN PRICK CUNT PUSSYLICKER FEWMETS BELLEND PRICK PENIS BALLS URINE-GARGLING FUCKFACE VENEREAL DISEASE DOG FUCKER CROTCH I'LL RAPE YOU THONG TASTER DAMMIT SCUMBUCKET JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PISS FELLATIO GOD DAMN [Insert swear here] FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DAMN FLYING FUCK HO PORCH MONKEY PIGFUCKER YOU WANKER FUCKER BASTARD CUNT PRICK COCK PAKI SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN FUCKER SAND NIGGER FUCK YOU FUCK BOB SAGET NECROPHILIA DUNE COON FUCKHEAD SEMEN ASS DAGO BIGNOSE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHIT LIKE A HORSE CUM CRAPMUNCHER PENIS BENSON SUCKS CHENEY JUNGLE BUNNY ASSFACE CUNTSWILLING YOU WANKER CRAPFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE ANAL CUNT STEVE BALLMER DILDO SHIT YID FLYING FUCK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FOUR-EYES pen0r YOU WANKER CUNNILINGUS HELL BLOWJOB SPANK THE MONKEY WIGGER FUCKING TAFFY TOWELHEAD CLEMEN SHITHEAD CUNT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASS FUCK GOD DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BITCH CHRISTHUMPER DESU DAGO NIGGER TITS SHITBALLS BATHING SUIT AREA ASSWIPE SPIC WANK AUTOFELLATIO BANGKOK ASSHOLE suck my mothers POMMIE CUNT BASTARD WIKIPEDIA 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SEMEN YOU WANKER JENKEM FALSE BENSON PISS UP MY ARSE ASSHAT BEAVER KIKE HOT GRITS BOOBS DICKLICK HOLY DUMB FUCK FU SPANG ASSCRACK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP MOCKIE DICKLICK JERK OFF JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CUNTSWILLING ASSHOLE FUCKWIT DICK TITS BEANER DUMBASS FUCKING A DOUCHEBAG AMERICA ONLINE NIGGER WIENER GOD DAMMIT JAP BALLS JAP INJUN FUCKING SUGARTITS [expletive deleted] CRACKER INCEST DONKEY DICK CUNT LAPPER BUGGER OH SHI– RECTUM RAIDER ASSFACE WANKSPLAT COON I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMMIT TITMOUSE SHITHEAD POLACK BIRD SHIT ARSE TITTYWANK ASSHAT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASSCRACK TAFFY BUGGER DAMN PUSSYLICKER MALL SANTA O CANADA WANK ANAL DIABETES BULLSHIT PISS OFF MAMA MIA CHIGGER WETBACK CRACKER SOAPY TITWANK OSTRICH MY ASS CHINA IS CAPITALIST MARGARET THATCHER WANK SHITE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DONGSHOVER DONGSHOVER BUTTFUCKER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FLYING RAT'S ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNT BUTT PIRATE SON OF A BITCH MASTURBATION CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN HELL KAFFIR PISS ASSFACE DILDO FIST FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS INBRED DICKLICK SPICY CUNT FUCK LUV FUCK ASS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASS WIENER NEGRO I WILL END YOU! DOUCHE CONDOMS RAT'S COCK SACRAMENTO GOD DAMN TIMBER NIGGER DELICIOUS CAKE BEAVER FUCK MONKEY SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKFACE SHITSLINGING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOATSE CONAN O'BRIAN BIBLE BASHER BULLSHIT FUCK FUCK AUTOFELLATIO CHIGGER FUCKER SOD AUTOFELLATIO COCK REBECCA BLACK BULLCRAP CLUSTER FUCK CLIT BUTTFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK GOD DAMN NECROPHILIA WIENER FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT TITWANK SHITTY JOHN ELWAY SHITFACE THONG TASTER CRAP DICKLICK FLYING FUCK BASTARD PAKI PRICK PUSSY CUNTBUCKET BITCH GOD DAMMIT SPIC TITS WANK SHITFUCKER DOT HEAD TAFFY RAGHEAD GOD DAMN NAZI BUGGER YOU WANKER CHOAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DONKEY DICK DOM DeLUISE TOSSER SHITBALLS DAMN POLAK DICK CHICKEN DONKEY DICK DOUCHING COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FEWMETS RAGHEAD CUNT FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER JAP SHITSLINGING TESTICLE CHOKE HADJI CLIT JUNGLE BUNNY SHITCOCK ASS [Insert swear here] MASTURBATION GOD DAMMIT RAGHEAD SUCK MY COCK JOHNNY ARSE BALL SACK RAGHEAD FUCK ASSFACE BALLS SHIT CHIGGER SHIT FRED PHELPS PIECE OF SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH HEIL HITLER! P'KANG BUGFUCK ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST SCUMBAG VAGINA SHITE ASSCRACK MASTURBATION CONAN O'BRIAN BUTTFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GOD DAMN DOG FUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY BASTARD FUCK BEAVER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PRICK DOUCHING ASSHOLE HELL I'LL RAPE YOU PISS OFF DOUCHE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! URINE-GARGLING FUCKTARD SHITTY NEGRO TITMOUSE MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY FOREIGN CURRENCY RAPE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK HORSE SHIT JAP BALLS RONNIE CORBETT INCEST RAT'S ASS COCK FUCK HADJI BRITNEY GYPSY NECROPHILIA CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT MONKEY BALLS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MOLDY TITS and with the DOG SHIT and his TIT DIRT of girraffes in which PUNANI while reading about CHING CHONG CHINK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See CUNTSWILLING also

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