Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BOOBS neurochemical FUCK disorder TITS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SMEG, sudden FELLATIO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TITWANK or FLAMING ASS BADGER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly KAFFIR in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BITCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JACK ABRAMOFF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSHAT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WARNER MUSIC GROUP words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CRAP AUTOFELLATIO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITBALLS utterFUCKance of socially PENIS ON A BUN objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BOOBIES television programs to address LAKE TITICACA Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Tourette's is FLYING FUCK not to be I'LL RAPE YOU confused with MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying RAPE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNT LAPPER random SPUNK disorientation, culturally-TURD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PORCH MONKEY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HO language, lowercase and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKSTAIN MALARKY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BASTARD souvenir shoppes and massive CUNT quantities NECROPHILIA of ANAL DIABETES COCK garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKING JUMP! Polite Note to the ASSCRACK Author:

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The DAGO Tourette's DAMN IT Research Institute was CUNT founded to GO COUNT YOUR DICK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SAND NIGGER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your O CANADA article BLUMPKIN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DICKHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAMNATION.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BOYCOTT VIACOM! Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SCUMBAG Tourrette's sufferers CHIGGER swear. You can CUNNILINGUS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKING TV, for always focusing on the MARCH OF FLAMES bad side of a terrible MOTHERFUCKER thing.
  • The main SON OF A BITCH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are COCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'KNOBJOCKEY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUM knee CUNT CRAPPER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is CUNT CRAPPER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PENIS school for YOU SUCK BALLS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JOHN SMILEY FACE sufferers to become AUTOFELLATIO manically depressed and PEDOPHILIA commit SONNY BILL WILLIAMS suicide.
  • There is no SHITSLINGING cure, and the RONNIE CORBETT drugs that are available to, "calm" the WANKSPLAT tics often have adverse SON OF A BITCH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKING perodol" which caused my entire GOD DAMN body to go CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON numb and PECKERHEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISS OFF MY ASS it is without the ANAL drug.

I am an active member of a RAT'S ASS tourette syndrome JIZZ association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKFACE the COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "RAT'S ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CROTCH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CLUSTER FUCK sorry for BUTTFUCKER "hi-jacking" your JACKASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA this that really FELLATIO annoys me. I am working towards a CUNT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CROTCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FEWMETS, and making fun of a COCKSTUFFER horrible disorder is (not) WINDOWS VISTA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DUMBASS time.

Best SHITE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BITCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHTS reply

As GOOGLE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DISSIDENTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TANK MAN degenerate capitalist culture in those TIANENMEN SQUARE countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOVERNMENT FILTERS in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not PANCHEN LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a LHASA byproduct of your GRASS MUD HORSE capitalist society LHASA.

Li Chiang “NORTH KOREA” Wen

P.S. POMMIE Regards to Andrew AMERICA ONLINE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

Mr. janitor

The GENITALIA bastard who wrote this article. You can MICK punch him if you BASTARD want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this SALISBURY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUNT saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD to SOD cure ARSE the FUCK YOU Tourette's HELLFIRE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CRAP ON A STICK for RAT'S ASS Tourette's DONALD RUMSFELD Syndrome SOD OFF is JACK ABRAMOFF following BUGFUCK these BULLSHIT rules BONER in FLYING FUCK order:

  • 1: Avoid AY-AY-AY immature SEX little MY ANUS IS BLEEDING kids,
  • 2: Count to BALL SACK within YOU WANKER 10 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boyseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BALLS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PEEPEE nor LIMEY talk,
  • 4: Tell BELLEND yourself you DICK don't SLOPE have PENIS this OSTRICH MY ASS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK COCK WITH NASTY ARSE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SMEG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

BITCH JERRY SHIT PEARL NECKLACE TITS CHAV BONER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BLUE PENIS! SHIT

CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! BELLEND BUTTFUCKER BASTARD SHIT FUCK BITCH FUCK ALEX TREBEK BIRD SHIT TENTACLE RAPE BULLSHIT CUNT CUNT JACKASS SHIT GANGBANG WANK SAND NIGGER SEX DOG FUCKER SPIC CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JERRY WALRUS SHIT DAMNATION HORSE SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SON OF A BITCH NIGGER CUNT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DIPSHIT SACRAMENTO HORSE PENIS SEX CHRISTHUMPER DIPSHIT TITMOUSE BITCH TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CLUSTER FUCK JESSE McCARTNEY MOZILLA FIREFOX BITCH FUCKER FAG COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PECKERHEAD CHICKEN SHIT JERRY BLOWJOB FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD RAT'S COCK NORTH KOREA DOUCHING BIGNOSE SPICY CUNT FUCK DIPSHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! MOTHERFUCKER YOGHURT CANNON DICKFACE TOSSER MONKEY BALLS HELL JIZZ NICARAGUA SHIT SPUNK NIGGER POOPY [Insert silly non-swear here] FUCK DAMN WIKIPEDIA MOZILLA FIREFOX BULLSHIT CUNT SHITE YOU SUCK BALLS CARPET MUNCHER DOT HEAD CUNTRAG JACKASS MASTURBATION RAT'S ASS WANKSPLAT DAMN SLOPE HELLFUCKER COCK FUCK OFF EPIDIDYMIS CONDOMS FAG POLAK PEDOPHILIA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SMILES MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BUTTFUCKER CLEMEN DIRTY SANCHEZ NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! I AM CORNHOLIO! CRAP CLUSTER FUCK SACRAMENTO PENIS CUNNILINGUS WIKIPEDIA PISS ARTIST JENKEM YOUR MOM WOP ORGASM SCROTUM SHITE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT GRINGO DICKFACE YOGHURT CANNON JUNGLE BUNNY AMERICA ONLINE BITCH SHITFUCKER FUCK PISSHOLE BITCH FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHIT WANK PENIS SOD OFF PENIS BULLSHIT DICKHEAD THONG TASTER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE THONG TASTER DONKEY PUNCHER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY POOPOO CHINK YOU WANKER CHOAD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! JIGGABOO BOOBS SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKSTAIN I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST SCUMBAG SHITFACE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCK INBRED JACKASS SHIT ABO COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ORGASM SHITPISSER MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU CLEMEN SHITTY GOATSE DAMN NIGNOG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHIT DOG SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER RAT'S COCK WANK O CANADA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BASTARD WANK HOMO CHING CHONG CHINK BITCH FUCKSTAIN SMILES WHORE MASTURBATION HOSER BUTT PIRATE SMILES CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DAMN DICKFACE SMEG BITCH JACKASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE STRAWBERRY ASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKSTAIN LIMEY DAMN BALLS EMO BULLSHIT BULLSHIT POMMIE HOMO FEMADOM DAMN IT WIKIPEDIA COON CHIGGER NEGRO BITCH JACK ABRAMOFF DESU COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS SUGARTITS BALL SACK DUMBASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT STRAWBERRY ASS MICK O KURWA! DIPSHIT JAP BASTARD COON BITCH FAGGOT SOD BOON MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKING BASTARD BUGGER OFF DICK CHICKEN I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST CHOAD FUCKER WANKSPLAT [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] [EXPLETIVE] MILF JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BORDER HOPPER SAGGY TITS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHAKOPEE BIGNOSE DEVELOPERS! DICKHEAD GARBAGE DAY! BOLLOCKS RUSKIE LOLCAT HENTAI DOUCHE NAZI FIRECROTCH ANUSCAKE BOB SAGET WANKER JOHNNY I WILL END YOU! SOD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DIPSHIT DAMN LIMEY SAMUEL L. JACKSON KIKE FUCKSTAIN JACKASS PRICK DIPSHIT SHITHEAD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CLIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASS ORGASM COLGATE WANK TRANNY HORSE SHIT FUCKING A DICK IN A BOX MONGOLIANS BUGGER TOTAL TWAT ASS SHITSLINGING KIKE FUCK BALL SACK SOD OFF PAKI ASSHOLE FUCK RAPE BOOBIES KRAUT MOTHERFUCKER SUCK MY DICK RAT'S ASS ARSE ASSHOLE TURD GYPSY FUCKFUCKFUCK DICKLICK HELL FELCHING MONKEY SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BIRD SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCK YOU SHITFACE FELLATIO GENITALIA NIGGER NECROPHILIA BUKKAKE BLUMPKIN WANK EXTRA LONG PENIS DAMN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HELL HOLY DUMB FUCK CLUSTER FUCK PENIS TAFFY HO VAGINA POMMIE BOON TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS SCUMBAG CHENEY PEARL NECKLACE CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKHEAD AY-AY-AY DOUCHETITS HEIL HITLER! FAG MONGOLIANS CRAP ON A STICK POLAK SHITE DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD ASSHAT SUCK MY DICK NECROPHILIA BLUMPKIN TAFFY BASTARD INBRED JERK OFF DICK ANAL CUNT BUKKAKE DUMBASS GOD DAMN HELL ASSCRACK MICK CONAN O'BRIAN POLAK WANK DAMN BUTTFUCKER DICKLICK BATHING SUIT AREA MOCKIE LAKE TITICACA BUGGER JAP ORGASM BITCH SHITFUCKER BITCH SON OF A BITCH COCK YOU SUCK BALLS SHITPISSER FUCKSTAIN FUCKING A RICK MORANIS SHIT SCUMBAG HONKY WIGGER DOUCHING NEGRO CLIT DICKHEAD WINDOWS VISTA WANK GO HOME AND DIE FRITZ FUCKING WANK POTTYMOUTH FUCKSTAIN SUCK MY COCK HAIL SATAN! DICK IN A BOX FUCK YOU NAZI DOM DeLUISE DICK DAMN SHITSLINGING GOD DAMMIT TWAT BIRD SHIT JOHN ELWAY JERK OFF SPICY CUNT FUCK PISS OFF BOB SAGET INBRED FUCKING CAMEL JOCKEY MONKEY'S UNCLE ROSIE O'DONNELL JIGGABOO GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN BUGGER CUNT FUCK NICARAGUA I'LL RAPE YOU MONKEY SHIT FUCKER LET'S SHIT COON DICKFACE FELCHING TOSSER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SOD GO COUNT YOUR DICK PENIS BUTTFUCKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS KAFFIR FELCHING WOODPECKERSHIT HELL HELL DICK PORCH MONKEY TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK CUNTRAG BANGKOK FLYING RAT'S ASS REDSKIN SUGARTITS ABO SCUMBUCKET ARSE BOOBS FUCKHEAD DOUCHEBAG DOG SHIT WOP FLYING FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JOHN ELWAY DICKHEAD ORGASM FUCKTARD DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER PENISFUCK HOSER BIRD SHIT GANGBANG PUSSY ALF POMMIE CAMEL JOCKEY ASS BULLSHIT PIG I WILL END YOU! BASTARD GOATSE DILDO TURD ASSWIPE FROG ARSEBADGERS SMEG I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKHEAD PISS ARTIST FUCKER SOD OFF ASS HITLER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT RECTUM RAIDER SUCK A BIG DICK WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! SPUNK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST GIVING HEAD FUCK KIDDY FIDDLER MARCH OF FLAMES ALEX TREBEK CUM WILLY WONKA DAMN NIGGER TAFFY COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DOT HEAD JACK OFF COMMUNIST DILDO UNITED KINGDOM WIGGER SEMEN I WILL KILL YOU! SCUMBUCKET BOLLOCKS CUNT TIT SPRINKLES YOU SUCK BALLS ASSHAT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSHOLE GOD DAMMIT DAMN BULLCRAP POLESMOKER GIVING HEAD DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING A DICKFACE JIGGABOO FRENCH TICKLER ASS PEARL NECKLACE I'LL RAPE YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCK CLIT YOU WANKER FUCKTARD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SPIC ASSHOLE TOSSER CUM VANITY PAGES ROCK SON OF A BITCH DOT HEAD HEIL HITLER! COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CUNTRAG TWAT DUMBASS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK POTTYMOUTH NIGGER [EXPLETIVE] NIPPLES CONDOMS ORGASM CUM BANGKOK REDNECK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BOB SAGET CLUSTER FUCK DICKFACE ANUSCAKE ALF TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DONGSHOVER BITCH CLIT PIECE OF SHIT BULLSHIT PISS ARTIST ASSWIPE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DIPSHIT FUCK POMMIE FLYING FUCK CLIT KIDDY FIDDLER FEATURED ASS SHAKOPEE NI SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TWAT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK and with the MOTHERFUCKER and his CUNT of girraffes in which SHITTY while reading about BUNG-HOLE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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