Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FRITZ neurochemical FUCK disorder DICKLICK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAGO, sudden BOOBIES m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HO or FUCKTARD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TACO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken VENEREAL DISEASE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUNT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HOSER FRIG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HORSE SHIT utterFUCKance of socially MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CRAP television programs to address HELL Tourette's syndrome.

CRAP ON A STICK Tourette's is INBRED not to be ASSWIPE confused with PISS OFF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DUMBASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves INVISIBLE! random ASS FASCIST disorientation, culturally-CUNT CRAPPER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HELL outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PRICK language, SHITFUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DOUCHETITS PRICK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JOHN SMILEY FACE souvenir shoppes and massive HELL quantities DILDO of ANAL DIABETES RAT'S COCK garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKER Polite Note to the ART METAL PRODUCTS Author:

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The SHUT UP, MEG! Tourette's DOUCHE Research Institute was PISS OFF founded to SHITHEAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have POMMIE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BALL SACK article ASS LICKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DICKHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or YOU WANKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JUNGLE BUNNY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICKLICK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BUTT-HEAD Tourrette's sufferers JAP swear. You can POLESMOKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DICKHEAD TV, for always focusing on the WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? bad side of a terrible CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE thing.
  • The main DYKE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GO HOME AND DIE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSHOLE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CLEMEN knee YID NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is HELL no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NEGRO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at RIGHT WING school for SHITHEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PENIS sufferers to become GOATSE manically depressed and FUCK commit JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST suicide.
  • There is no GENITALIA cure, and the FLYING RAT'S ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the NAZI tics often have adverse FUCKTARD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BALL SACK perodol" which caused my entire BULLSHIT body to go CUNT numb and WIGGER basically made it NIGGA! worse than P'KANG it is without the ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP drug.

I am an active member of a EXTRA LONG PENIS tourette syndrome DICKHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HOLY DUMB FUCK the WANK public view of Tourettes as a "CHAV swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SPUNK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CAMEL FUCKER sorry for CUNT CRAPPER "hi-jacking" your DONKEY DICK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BOON this that really BULLSHIT annoys me. I am working towards a HELL better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCK OFF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FENCE JUMPER, and making fun of a DICKFACE horrible disorder is (not) VAGINA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMNED TABERNACLE time.

Best BITCH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JACKASS SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHISM reply

As MELAMINE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CENSORSHIP Westerners show is not an WIKIPEDIA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of VOTE degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBETAN BUDDHISM countries. When showing POISON IN BABY FORMULA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST leadership, those problems does not PANCHEN LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a INDIA HAS NUKES byproduct of your AMERICA'S GREAT! capitalist society POISON IN BABY FORMULA.

Li Chiang “SLITTY EYES” Wen

P.S. PEEPEE Regards to Andrew CUNT CRAPPER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The DAMNATION bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITFUCKER punch him if you DONKEY PUNCHER want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not UNITED KINGDOM white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSHOLE saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my HELL intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How MALARKY to MALARKY cure CARPET MUNCHER the BITCH Tourette's CUNTSWILLING Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment REDSKIN for CUNTRAG Tourette's PENIS Syndrome SPICY CUNT FUCK is DAGO following BANGKOK these PEDOPHILIA rules WANKSPLAT in HONKY order:

  • 1: Avoid ASSFACE immature FUCKBAG little HORSE SHIT kids,
  • 2: Count to DICK IN A BOX within CARPET MUNCHER 10 MOZILLA FIREFOXseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCKING A ASSHAT DAGO nor INCEST talk,
  • 4: Tell DICKFACE yourself you CHAV don't BITCH have DOUCHING this TITS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BLISTERING BARNACLES WITH NASTY WIGGER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JACKASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

CUNT DAMMIT CC PLZ BUTTFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOD DAMMIT HOT GRITS BIRD SHIT suck my mothers BASTARD

FUCK ASSHAT SHITSLINGING BONER GYPSY FUCKHEAD SOD CUNNILINGUS FLAMING ASS BADGER DICK IN A BOX ASS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SPUNK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WOP GOD DAMMIT ANAL DIABETES HORSE SHIT SEX RAPE DILDO GO HOME AND DIE BOOBS MOTHERFUCKER GANGBANG SHIT LIKE A HORSE MILF TITTYWANK CHOAD WOP BITCH RUSTY TROMBONE GO COUNT YOUR DICK PENIS ON A STICK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FAG CLEMEN GOD DAMMIT BASTARD COCKSHITTER CLUSTER FUCK SHIT PIGFUCKER TACO CUM QUEEF SEMEN MARGARET THATCHER SHITTY SHIT LIKE A HORSE NORTH KOREA TITS & DICKS SPICY CUNT FUCK JACKASS SCROTUM DAGO ASS FASCIST KEEP MASTURBATION FUCKWIT PISS FUCK YOU TOSSER SHITTY COON HADJI BEAVER EXTRA LONG PENIS FELLATIO SAND NIGGER DICKHEAD GIVING HEAD BIGNOSE BITCH FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK WALRUS SHIT HORSE PENIS O CANADA FRITZ MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNNILINGUS CHUFF DOUCHEBAG SHITPISSER FUCKER DAMN IT DAMMIT NAZI SHITHEAD HOMO FUCK OFF BOOBIES [expletive deleted] BOOBIES SCROTUM DAGO FUCK CHUFF MILF SCROTUM BITCH DIPSHIT GANGBANG SHITFACE ASSHAT CRACKER SHITCUNTING KAFFIR ASSWIPE MONKEY BALLS 666 FRED PHELPS FUCKSTAIN FELCHING O CANADA NIPPLES WANK DIPSHIT ASS MOCKIE REDSKIN FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN RUSKIE FUCK SHITBALLS COLGATE NAZI TUBA MOCKIE BUTTFUCKER RAT'S COCK LIMEY CHICKEN FRIES AUTOFELLATIO ASSHAT SPUNK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GIVING HEAD PENIS WANK SHIT [expletive deleted] SHITTY SHITFACE CHICKEN SHIT DUMBASS CUNT POLACK COON WHORE SUITCASE PENIS BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHITHEAD MARY WHITEHOUSE HELL POLACK RAPE PISS UP MY ARSE CLUSTER FUCK DUMBASS FUCKING A PISS CHING CHONG CHINK VENEREAL DISEASE CROTCH FUCK OFF BULLSHIT FUCKFACE FENCE JUMPER BASTARD PISS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKER THONG TASTER POOPY SACRAMENTO TAFFY DICKHEAD YOU WANKER HADJI TITWANK BASTARD SHITE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE NIGGER TITS BULLSHIT ASSCRACK CAUCASIANS JACKASS CUM STRAWBERRY ASS CUNT TITWANK NIGGER MONKEY SHIT JENKEM BASTARD HELL MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SCUMBUCKET SHITE CLUSTER FUCK ASS FUCK YOU COCKSMOKER FRITZ LOGJAMMER COLGATE HAIL SATAN! BASTARD GIVING HEAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITFACE RECTUM RAIDER DUMBASS PISSHOLE BITCH FLYING FUCK DAMN DOUCHE NAZI COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKSTAIN MASTURBATION HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS NEGRO PISSHOLE FLYING FUCK BUTT-HOLE SHIT MONKEY BALLS BUGGER OFF GOD DAMMIT ASS CLEMEN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CHOAD DOG FUCKER FLYING FUCK DICKHEAD DAGO HELL KIDDY FIDDLER FUCKING D'OH SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? CUNT CAMEL FUCKER QUEEF D'OH DOUCHETITS MARGARET THATCHER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HELLFUCKER DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU POMMIE PUSSY YOU WANKER POLESMOKER BUGGER GYPSY JERK OFF FUCKER COON JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PISS UP MY ARSE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FROG'S FAT ASS SHITFACE CUM JESSE McCARTNEY POLESMOKER CUM PISSHOLE SHITE BULLCRAP CLEVELAND STEAMER CAMEL JOCKEY CAMEL JOCKEY ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK A DUCK ANUSCAKE CROTCH BITCH KEEP DONKEY DICK PENIS ARSE FELCHING CAMEL JOCKEY TITS FIST FUCK COCKSUCKER CARPET MUNCHER PRICK CUNT FUCK YOU SPANK THE MONKEY PIG DOUCHE NAZI SEX SHIT POO POO BLOWJOB DAMN PISS ARTIST DAMN GOATSE ASS LICKER TIMBER NIGGER INBRED BULLCRAP SHITFACE DAMN CUNTRAG ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHIT CUNT JUSTIN BIEBER COON INCEST SHITE SCROTUM ALEX TREBEK MOLDY TITS RONNIE CORBETT SHITFUCKER BLUE PENIS! HELL FELCHING CUNTING ASSCRACK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITE BLISTERING BARNACLES SCRATCH! GROUNDER! REBECCA BLACK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITFUCKER WANK BASTARD CHICKEN SHIT POOPY BASTARD RAT'S COCK CROTCH FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITSLINGING NICARAGUA COON PUSSY NIPPLES DOM DeLUISE FLYING FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS HELL CHENEY FENCE JUMPER ASS GREASER ASSWIPE GANGBANG FIRECROTCH FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PEDOPHILIA DOUCHING FUCK YOU PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BASTARD PUSSY FUCKER SHIT GOD DAMMIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HELL BUGGER OFF MASTURBATION SHITSLIDE BUTT-HEAD FAG SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MASTURBATION MASTURBATION SCROTUM BOOBS TOURETTE'S IS FUN BOOBIES FUCKING A BIGNOSE SHITSLINGING SHITE BLUMPKIN JACKASS SHIT FUCKING A BITCH HOMO BALLS CHOAD I RAPE WALRUSES! SPUNK PRICK CHINK JACK OFF TOWELHEAD DAMN FRIG FUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS RAT'S COCK WHORE SHITHEAD WIGGER BUTT PIRATE JOHN SMILEY FACE PORCH MONKEY FUCKING PEARL NECKLACE BITCH CRAPMUNCHER JUSTIN BIEBER NAZI FUCKWIT DOODIE HEAD SHIT DAMN MICK PISS ARTIST BASTARD QUEEF LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DONGSHOVER GYPSY SHIT POMMIE RIGHT WING HENTAI SON OF A BITCH lowercase BITCH RAPE BULLSHIT DICKFACE FUCKWIT DICKFACE WHORE TIMBER NIGGER GOOK P'KANG CUNT PENIS ASS SUGARTITS BRITNEY JACKASS TIT SPRINKLES SHITE D'OH JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKER CAMEL FUCKER REBECCA BLACK FUCKING SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE GRINGO BUTTFUCKER O KURWA! YOU WANKER MARGARET THATCHER SON OF A BITCH TITS POWERSHIT DOUCHING YOU WANKER CUNNILINGUS WANK BONER TESTICLE CHOKE ART METAL PRODUCTS WIENER SHIT FUCKER HOMO SHIT MONKEY BALLS BELGIUM BIRD SHIT JERRY AMERICA ONLINE RAT'S ASS CUNT CUNT TACO TAMPONS ANAL JIZZ FENCE JUMPER ORGASM ART METAL PRODUCTS JAP TRANNY PICKANINNY CROTCH PISS DOUCHEBAG BUGGER CLUSTER FUCK FUCKER SMEG HELL MOTHERFUCKER LET'S SHIT TITTYWANK TIT DIRT GOD DAMMIT HAIL SATAN! NEGRO FUCK BITCH SUCK A BIG DICK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GIVING HEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S RUSTY TROMBONE FAGGOT DOUCHEBAG DUMBASS FUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER SHIT SHITBALLS FUCK NUGGET CUNT GIVING HEAD COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink EPIDIDYMIS SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT COON SAMUEL L. JACKSON MOLDY TITS DEVELOPERS! PISS OFF ABO SCUMBAG DICKHEAD NAZI LET'S SHIT DAMN IT SUGARTITS SHIT SHITCUNTING HOT GRITS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS INBRED NIGGER COCKSTUFFER ARSE CROTCH GENITALIA DONGSHOVER PISS OFF SAND NIGGER CHENEY CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON PIG FUCKTARD COMMUNIST DILDO WETBACK ASSHAT JACKASS SHIT POLACK SOD JUNGLE BUNNY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CUNT CRAPPER GOD DAMN FEWMETS FIST FUCK DICK IN A BOX [Insert silly non-swear here] PEARL NECKLACE CUNT CHIGGER FLYING FUCK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! ASSHAT MALARKY SPIC HELL ASS SHITHEAD BASTARD OSTRICH MY ASS BITCH NIGGER FUCK CUM BOLLOCKS DICKFACE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CUNT PISSHOLE I RAPE WALRUSES! HAIL SATAN! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BALL SACK CUNT pen0r CUNTRAG DAGO DYKE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD GENITALIA FUCK YOU FUCK SHITTY PISSHOLE Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive KRAUT and with the SHIT and his SHITE of girraffes in which DILDO while reading about ASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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