Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without SHIT comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNNILINGUS neurochemical FUCK disorder YOU WANKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAMN IT, sudden WIENER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WIENER or FUCKING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly LIMEY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITSLINGING way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SCROTUM include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ART METAL PRODUCTS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MALARKY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FIST FUCK CHIGGER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMN IT utterFUCKance of socially FRENCH TICKLER objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FAG television programs to address CRACKER Tourette's syndrome.

FRIG Tourette's is BASTARD not to be SEX confused with CAMEL JOCKEY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WANK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PORCH MONKEY random PORCUPINE'S BALLS disorientation, culturally-BOOBIES-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GOD DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SUCK MY COCK language, WIKIPEDIA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RAPE BULLSHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNNILINGUS souvenir shoppes and massive KIKE quantities DOUCHE NAZI of ANAL DIABETES COMMUNION WAFER garbage.

Darnit.

A GOOK Polite Note to the WETBACK Author:

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The FROG'S FAT ASS Tourette's MAMA MIA Research Institute was SHITFUCKER founded to GRAPE PENIS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SUGARTITS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS article REDNECK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSWIPE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GREASER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BUGGER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of JACK ABRAMOFF Tourrette's sufferers SHITHEAD swear. You can INCEST blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NIGGER TV, for always focusing on the ARFENHOUSE bad side of a terrible TURD thing.
  • The main DUNE COON symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSHAT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WANK knee SHITE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SUCK MY DICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JOHNNY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FLYING FUCK school for MALARKY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SUCK MY DICK sufferers to become WHITE POWER manically depressed and HORSE PENIS commit VENEREAL DISEASE suicide.
  • There is no GOD DAMMIT cure, and the JACKASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the NAZI tics often have adverse JACKASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TITTIES perodol" which caused my entire BELLEND body to go WANKER numb and WANKSPLAT basically made it NIGGA! worse than NI it is without the FUCK OFF drug.

I am an active member of a HELL tourette syndrome WIENER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BUGGER the ASSWIPE public view of Tourettes as a "BRUSH MA TEETH swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ORGASM much much (hand spasms) more...

I am KIKE sorry for SONNY BILL WILLIAMS "hi-jacking" your CUNT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK this that really DOUCHE NAZI annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKING better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CHOAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK, and making fun of a TITS & DICKS horrible disorder is (not) AUTOFELLATIO funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PEARL NECKLACE time.

Best DICK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PRICK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHRISTIANITY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill 1984 Westerners show is not an DEMOCRACY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GRASS MUD HORSE degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing STUDENT MOVEMENT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries CHRISTIANITY leadership, those problems does not CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a LHASA byproduct of your PROTESTS capitalist society CAPITALISM.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. TITS Regards to Andrew NIGGER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

Mr. janitor

The CHOAD bastard who wrote this article. You can LOLLIPOPS punch him if you LET'S SHIT want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “CONDOMS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GENITALIA saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How SONNY BILL WILLIAMS to HADJI cure HAIL SATAN! the WANK Tourette's SHITFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH for FROG Tourette's WIENER Syndrome DIPSHIT is POMMIE following CUNTING ASSCRACK these PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT rules FUCK in BUTTFUCKER order:

  • 1: Avoid SHITSLINGING immature FLYING FUCK little MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE kids,
  • 2: Count to WINDOWS VISTA within SEMEN 10 BENCH PRESSseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCKFACE FIRECROTCH BRITNEY nor NIGGER TITS talk,
  • 4: Tell YOU WANKER yourself you FELCHING don't DIPSHIT have CUNT this FUCK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON WITH NASTY DAMN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITTY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

YUKKY DOODY CUNT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM WHORE DAMN IT SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKHEAD FROG GREASER BULLSHIT

I WILL KILL YOU! MICK HENTAI JACKASS FAGGOT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BOOBS CROTCH ASSRAMMER WHORE GOD DAMMIT BUGFUCK BUTT PIRATE MOTHERFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNTYMINTS DILDO FUCKER SHITCUNTING ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS I'LL RAPE YOU LOLLIPOPS WIKIPEDIA BUTT PIRATE PORCUPINE'S BALLS REDNECK OSTRICH MY ASS BASTARD GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY HELLFUCKER WIGGER DYKE CHICKEN SHIT FELLATIO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BULLSHIT DOM DeLUISE SHITCOCK DICK CHICKEN FRIG FUCKING JUMP! LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ASSRAPING COCKSUCKER MOCKIE TITTIES JERK OFF SHIT DICKFACE JACK OFF DICKFACE JIGGABOO CUNT LAPPER FUCKFUCKFUCK SPIC BALLS BALLS ASS BUTT-HOLE GOBSHITE VENEREAL DISEASE WANKSPLAT PEARL NECKLACE PUSSY CRAPPY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DONKEY PUNCHER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DILDO BLOWJOB FELCHING CRAPFUCKER CUNT BIRD SHIT FIST FUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GOD DAMMIT BUTT PIRATE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WANK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITSKIN JACKASS SHIT SHITFACE CUNT SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKER FUCK ASSHAT WHITE POWER DAMN RAT'S COCK CLIT COCKSUCKER CRAP ON A STICK NEGRO ASSCRACK JAP INJUN VAGINA ASSWIPE SHITHEAD WANK HELL LHASA DAMNATION CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASS AUTOFELLATIO LET'S SHIT SHITCUNTING LHASA FUCK YOU DAMN FUCKING DOUCHETITS POOPY MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITE BASTARD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE REDSKIN FALSE BENSON YOUTUBE, BITCH DICKHEAD DUMBASS COCKSMOKER WETBACK AUTOFELLATIO JACK OFF FOUR-EYES DUMBASS NEOPETS I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY TWISTY VAGINA ASSFACE ARSE DICK CHICKEN COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT HELLFIRE FUCKING REBECCA BLACK suck my mothers HO SHITCOCK GRINGO DYKE SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKER HELL SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS KNOBJOCKEY JOHNNY BOOBS CUNTRAG BEAVER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FLAMING ASS BADGER WIENER GARBAGE DAY! LOLLIPOPS CRACKER DAMN COCKSUCKER PISS ARTIST GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS [expletive deleted] SHITTY WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK OFF PISS ARTIST SHITFACE CUNTBUCKET FUCKSTAIN HONKY DAMN DOG SHIT YUKKY DOODY JIZZ CLEMEN DOUCHEBAG JERRY HAIL SATAN! RAGHEAD ASSFACE LHASA DAMN IT FUCK YOU PRICK PISS FUCKSTAIN GOAT DICK CHUFF TOTAL HELLFUCKER CUNT DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE DICKWAD COMMUNION WAFER TWAT FROG DAMN IT DAMN IT NECROPHILIA GOAT DICK FUCK OFF BENCH PRESS DYKE TITTYWANK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? RUSKIE FELCHMONKEY DIPSHIT GRINGO HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN MOLDY TITS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RAT'S COCK ASSWIPE DEVELOPERS! DAMN TRANNY BUGGER OFF GOD DAMMIT WHITE POWER JENKEM CHINK MOTHERFUCKER YOUTUBE, BITCH TENTACLE RAPE TITS & DICKS FASHION BUG TACO ASSCRACK [Insert swear here] JACKASS PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BULLSHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BULLSHIT ASSFACE WANKSPLAT [expletive deleted] SHITFUCKER DOUCHEBAG COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK RAT'S COCK SHIT BITCH ASSFACE 666 SHITSLINGING IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! WANK PUSSY TRANNY FEMADOM BUGGER FUCK FUCKER CLUSTER FUCK JACKASS TURD FUCKSTAIN WALRUS SHIT COMMUNION WAFER BONER BITCH YOUTUBE, BITCH HENTAI TOTAL FUCKTARD BLUE PENIS! FUCK YOU FRIG COCKSUCKER CUNT WANK PIG CUNT LAPPER DUMBASS LOLLIPOPS PIECE OF SHIT HEIL HITLER! KIDDY FIDDLER DICKFACE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER CUNTBUCKET CUM QUEEF JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CLEMEN JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DICKFACE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITSLINGING YOU WANKER TITS & DICKS BOOBIES DILDO TITS ASS CUNT I RAPE WALRUSES! CLIT GO HOME AND DIE CLUSTER FUCK RAGHEAD GENITALIA DICK CHICKEN RONNIE CORBETT PAKI GOOK HORSE PENIS PENISBIRD MACACA COON DONKEY DICK SHITSKIN PIECE OF SHIT CUNNILINGUS BOLLOCKS ASSHOLE DICKLICK ARSE COCKSHITTER INCEST PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT CRAPPER DILDO DOUCHE FUCKER RAT'S COCK PRICK PUSSY CUNT FUCK A DUCK SCUMBAG ROSIE O'DONNELL SHITTY JUNGLE BUNNY PRICK O KURWA! BIRD SHIT SHITCOCK BOB SAGET FRAK EXTRA LONG PENIS ROSIE O'DONNELL PISS OFF ASSHOLE JUNGLE BUNNY DAMN TITWANK GENITALIA BITCH BLOWJOB REBECCA BLACK GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT RAT'S COCK LOLLIPOPS DIRTY SANCHEZ NICARAGUA GOBSHITE FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCKFACE JOHN ELWAY DOUCHEBAG SEX MARGARET THATCHER FUCKFACE AUTOFELLATIO NORTH KOREA SCROTUM TITMOUSE CAMEL JOCKEY FRIG NEOPETS MACACA JAP COCKSUCKER TOSSER DAMN [EXPLETIVE] OSTRICH MY ASS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DICKHEAD NIGNOG FUCK OFF WANK BORDER HOPPER CHIGGER ASSHAT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKWIT SHITPISSER HORSE PENIS DAMN MOCKIE SEMEN BEAVER CUNT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BITCH FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS MOLDY TITS ANUSCAKE ASS LICKER DAMN IT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ASS FASCIST DAMN IT INCEST HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS VENEREAL DISEASE DICKLICK DAMN TWAT ANAL AY-AY-AY PISS OFF RAT'S ASS BATMAN & ROBIN DIPSHIT WIENER SHITHEAD TOWELHEAD PISS BOOBS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK JACK OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HAIL SATAN! HOMO CRAP ON A STICK INBRED MALARKY JAP DUMBASS BIG FOOT DOUCHING FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TESTICLE CHOKE SHIT PENISPENISPENIS!!! HELLFUCKER NEOPETS RAT'S ASS BITCH BULLCRAP POO POO BLOWJOB MONKEY SHIT HOMO PISS OFF BITCH TWAT NECROPHILIA NAZI SHITFACE DYKE BASTARD DICKWAD O KURWA! NIGGER TITS JAP YOU WANKER NIPPLES SNUFF PORN DIPSHIT NIGNOG PIGFUCKER CHIGGER I RAPE WALRUSES! GOBSHITE BALLS DOG FUCKER ASSWIPE NIGGER TOSSER TURD QUEEF DOODIE HEAD SHITFACE SPANK THE MONKEY SOAPY TITWANK HELL FUCKING HELLFIRE RUSTY TROMBONE EAT MY SHIT! SAND NIGGER ASSHAT ASSHOLE DICKFACE SON OF A BITCH TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITFACE QUEEF BUGFUCK TURD GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE WHITE POWER TOWELHEAD GREASER BRITNEY GOD BLESS AMERICA FELCHING DICK CHICKEN WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKING A SHITBALLS PISS ARTIST SLOPE REBECCA BLACK SAND NIGGER DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! BITCH PEARL NECKLACE MOTHERFUCKER HELL BUTT-HEAD I RAPE WALRUSES! COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITFUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DUMBASS PIG FENCE JUMPER DUNE COON BUGFUCK TWAT GANGBANG COLGATE DOODIE HEAD PECKERHEAD DICK JACKASS SHIT TITTYWANK FEATURED BONER RONNIE CORBETT SHITCOCK BASTARD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE POLACK NECROPHILIA ASS WANKER ASSWIPE FUCKFACE JIGGABOO CONAN O'BRIAN I'LL RAPE YOU JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TWO-INCH PENIS ASS JACKASS ASS HOT GRITS TURD FUCKTARD TITMOUSE BASTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ BRITNEY FUCKWIT CAMEL FUCKER BUTT PIRATE RAT'S COCK NAZI FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS CUM JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CLIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DAMN IT SUCK A BIG DICK REDSKIN PUSSY OH SHI– BASTARD JUSTIN BIEBER SEX CHICKEN FRIES IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSWIPE POLAK WALRUS SHIT PISS GOD DAMMIT WOP DAMMIT CUNT BIGNOSE LENS CRAFTERS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BIRD SHIT TWAT SHITTY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITTY FUCK YOU DICKFACE DIPSHIT BALL SACK ANAL FENCE JUMPER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JACKASS and with the YOGHURT CANNON and his CUNT of girraffes in which SHIT while reading about COON!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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