Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WANK neurochemical FUCK disorder MARGARET THATCHER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid QUEEF, sudden QUEEF m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK OFF or DILDO vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NIGGER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BUGGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CROTCH include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NAZI words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CULT OF THE DEAD COW BIRD IN THE HOUSE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CRACKER utterFUCKance of socially MACACA objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CRAPPY television programs to address WOODPECKERSHIT Tourette's syndrome.

DONKEY PUNCHER Tourette's is PUSSYLICKER not to be FUCK confused with I WILL END YOU! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WANK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ALEX TREBEK random I LIKE SCHOOL disorientation, culturally-DICK IN A BOX-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FLAMING ASS BADGER language, EXTRA LONG PENIS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA souvenir shoppes and massive BANGKOK quantities I LIKE SCHOOL of ANAL DIABETES LICK PUSSY garbage.

Darnit.

A YOU WANKER Polite Note to the Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! Author:

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The MONKEY SHIT Tourette's DICKHEAD Research Institute was SEX founded to FUCKING.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WANK article SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNTRAG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MOZILLA FIREFOX changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSHOLE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKWIT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of CHIGGER Tourrette's sufferers FLYING FUCK swear. You can BENSON SUCKS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FRENCH TICKLER TV, for always focusing on the MOTHERFUCKER bad side of a terrible HAIL SATAN! thing.
  • The main DIPSHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CRAPPY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HOLY DUMB FUCK knee CUM NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FELLATIO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DICKFACE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ARSE school for HELLFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WINDOWS VISTA sufferers to become FUCKING manically depressed and AUTOFELLATIO commit MACACA suicide.
  • There is no BASTARD cure, and the SCROTUM drugs that are available to, "calm" the BONER tics often have adverse ALEX TREBEK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNTBUCKET perodol" which caused my entire COCK body to go FROG'S FAT ASS numb and TAMPONS basically made it NIGGA! worse than COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK it is without the PEEPEE drug.

I am an active member of a CLEMEN tourette syndrome MOTHERFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PEARL NECKLACE the WALRUS SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "GOBSHITE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK OFF sorry for SHITBALLS "hi-jacking" your FUCKSTAIN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WANK this that really REDNECK annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKING A article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JENKEM, and making fun of a SPUNK horrible disorder is (not) BASTARD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HELLFUCKER time.

Best DIPSHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PEEPEE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA IS CAPITALIST reply

As CHRISTIANITY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are AMERICA'S GREAT! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GRASS MUD HORSE Westerners show is not an SLITTY EYES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those INDIA HAS NUKES countries. When showing COMMUNISM IS STUPID right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONGOLIANS in countries BELGIUM leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a KOREA LOVER byproduct of your STUDENT PROTESTS capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.

Li Chiang “NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS” Wen

P.S. DOG SHIT Regards to Andrew ASSHAT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

Mr. janitor

The COCK bastard who wrote this article. You can MALL SANTA punch him if you FUCKFACE want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you BRITAIN remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FELCHING saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my WHORE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How PORCH MONKEY to DOUCHETITS cure FUCKWIT the REBECCA BLACK Tourette's GOD DAMMIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment EAT MY SHIT! for FAGGOT Tourette's SNUFF PORN Syndrome BUGFUCK is FLYING RAT'S ASS following SHITCOCK these FLYING FUCK rules THONG TASTER in JAP order:

  • 1: Avoid NICARAGUA immature WANK little SHITE kids,
  • 2: Count to RAT'S COCK within HELL 10 TWATseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT SHITTY nor BOOBIES talk,
  • 4: Tell SHITHEAD yourself you MALARKY don't DOUCHE NAZI have BITCH this DOUCHING disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BIGNOSE WITH NASTY I WILL KILL YOU! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TOSSER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

BEANER DUMBASS INBRED FELLATIO SMEG BORDER HOPPER DONKEY DICK TAMPON IN MY ASS TURD WANKSPLAT

GOD DAMMIT BEANER FUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GOD DAMN CLIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BASTARD GOOK COCKSHITTER CHENEY GOBSHITE CUNT FELCHING SCROTUM HENTAI DICK CHICKEN TWAT POMMIE JACK ABRAMOFF PISS ARTIST OSTRICH MY ASS PISS ABO BUKKAKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS RAT'S COCK SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS SCROTUM TITS & DICKS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME ASSRAPING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCK POMMIE PUSSYLICKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE HELLFIRE BELLEND SHITE FIRECROTCH DUMBASS TITTYWANK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SECOND BALLS GOBSHITE FUCKSTAIN POOPOO CULT OF THE DEAD COW BASTARD DAMN NIPPLES SHITE BIBLE BASHER PISS ARTIST CLUSTER FUCK FUCK A DUCK FELCHING SHITCOCK ASS BULLCRAP SHIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH VENEREAL DISEASE PIGFUCKER POLESMOKER JUNGLE BUNNY BENCH PRESS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DOG FUCKER CONAN O'BRIAN FENCE JUMPER SHITE FROG'S FAT ASS LIMEY FUCKTARD PISSHOLE COON VAGINA BITCH WOODPECKERSHIT ORGASM BASTARD FUCKER RAT'S ASS POTTYMOUTH CHICKEN SHIT FELLATIO DICKFACE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BULLSHIT CULT OF THE DEAD COW CONDOMS DYKE DAMN IT HOT GRITS INCEST DONKEY PUNCHER POMMIE FUCKTARD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! HONKY ASSHAT CHINK DUMBASS COCKSHITTER CUNT CRAPPER FUCKSTAIN DAGO COLGATE CUM COON GOATSE SHITBALLS BEAVER COCK ASS FLYING FUCK CODEINE IS A QUEER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TOWELHEAD LENS CRAFTERS P'KANG ASS FASCIST JACK OFF HOMO 4CHAN ASS [EXPLETIVE] TITWANK SON OF A BITCH JACK OFF BRUSH MA TEETH MARCH OF FLAMES FELCHMONKEY FUCK ANAL NORTH KOREA NAZI GRINGO PISS ARTIST BUGFUCK FUCK YOU CAMEL JOCKEY SON OF A BITCH DAMN DICKFACE GOOK CAPTAIN CRUNCH AUTOFELLATIO YOU WANKER DOT HEAD WANK BOOBS RUSKIE ROSIE O'DONNELL CLIT ASSRAPING JACK OFF I WILL KILL YOU! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BEANER BULLSHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JERRY TWAT GOD DAMN NIPPLES COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK COON BARBRA STREISAND BIBLE BASHER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HELL DICKLICK POMMIE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASSRAMMER HELL WIKIPEDIA 666 LAKE TITICACA GOBSHITE STRAWBERRY ASS TITWANK ARSE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BASTARD SON OF A BITCH DAMN COMMUNIST DILDO BUTTFUCKER SHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK EMO CUNT HELL HELL WANK MONKEY BALLS CUNT CUNT TITTYWANK BULLSHIT CLUSTER FUCK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DAMN CRAPMUNCHER SHITFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PIGFUCKER NORTH KOREA HELL BITCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PEDOPHILIA PENISPENISPENIS!!! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JAP SHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHIT SHITHEAD DOG SHIT COON JACKASS BATHING SUIT AREA CHIGGER PISS CUNTRAG BEANER SUGARTITS HORSE SHIT WIKIPEDIA CAMEL JOCKEY POLAK KRAUT JOHN SMILEY FACE TWAT WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! DIPSHIT TWISTY VAGINA FUCK OFF CUNT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BULLSHIT BEANER PUSSY NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FELCHMONKEY SHITBALLS FENCE JUMPER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CUM REDSKIN NORTH KOREA NIPPLES CLUSTER FUCK DARTH VADER HELLFUCKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CLIT ART METAL PRODUCTS CUNT CUNTBUCKET BITCH DUNE COON SHITFACE SHITBALLS WANK O KURWA! BOLLOCKS COCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH WIGGER OH SHI– LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKBAG ART METAL PRODUCTS DONALD RUMSFELD HOMO TITS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING A GOD DAMMIT CHIGGER INCEST FLAMING ASS BADGER DAMN IT BITCH ASSHOLE DICK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUNT INBRED SHITTY BUGFUCK ORGASM COCKGOBLIN WANK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FLYING FUCK PEEPEE SEX SHITBALLS DICKFACE POLESMOKER MOTHERFUCKER FRAK COCKSUCKER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BASTARD CUNT LAPPER GARBAGE DAY! YOU WANKER FRIG TRANNY ABO BRITNEY BOOBIES QUEEF DAMN IT AUTOFELLATIO FUCK SHITCOCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FALSE BENSON CLUSTER FUCK BITCH SON OF A BITCH BUTTFUCKER PISS OFF TITMOUSE HELL PENIS SHITSLINGING ASS DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMMIT COON DILDO PUSSY WANK CUNT HOMO MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD COON TITS & DICKS SHITE CRAPFUCKER SHUT UP, MEG! NIGGER FIST FUCK FUCKHEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK URINE-GARGLING ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA LICK PUSSY 666 PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MARGARET THATCHER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! NIPPLES CHAV GOD DAMN CUNNILINGUS PISSHOLE RAT'S COCK SHITTY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT REDNECK DAMN IT FIRECROTCH CUNNILINGUS SON OF A BITCH SHITTY FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE RAT'S COCK MOTHERFUCKER WANK FUCKWIT TITS TITTYWANK FUCKWIT EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSHAT RAPE TURD FUCK BULLSHIT BASTARD FUCK OFF RUSTY TROMBONE PEEPEE ASS SHIT TITTYWANK TIT DIRT BASTARD SHITSKIN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN INBRED ASSHOLE BUTTFUCKER JACKASS JOHN ELWAY GIVING HEAD JACKASS SON OF A BITCH MONKEY BALLS CUNT FRENCH TICKLER OH SHI– CHINK YOGHURT CANNON GREASER KIKE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CRAP ON A STICK CUNT NIGGER GREASER PORCH MONKEY DICK TITS SHITTY BULLSHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? NIGGER CRAP JUNGLE BUNNY WIGGER ASSBANDIT SHITBALLS WANK BIRD SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU SPANK THE MONKEY SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE WIGGER SEX BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS REBECCA BLACK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNT NIGNOG PISS ARTIST BULLSHIT FUCK NUGGET TWISTY VAGINA NIGGER SHITTY RAT'S COCK FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY SIGMUND FREUD RAT'S COCK BITCH FIST FUCK PISS OFF SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMN HONKY POMMIE BASTARD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNT JACK OFF RAT'S COCK TOSSER DUMBASS CRAPMUNCHER HITLER DAMMIT DICK CHICKEN CARPET MUNCHER TURD HADJI DIPSHIT CUM BATMAN & ROBIN CODEINE IS A QUEER ASSCRACK DOUCHING NAZI YID TOWELHEAD DAMN BITCH COCK SEX DELICIOUS CAKE SHITTY FUCKING BOB SAGET GOD DAMMIT [EXPLETIVE] BOLLOCKS GOD DAMMIT LOGJAMMER BENCH PRESS DICKHEAD DAMN LET'S SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FELCHING GYPSY FEMADOM FENCE JUMPER ASSHAT VAGINA BASTARD PAKI DICKHEAD YOUR MOM I LIKE SCHOOL NORTH KOREA ASSWIPE CULT OF THE DEAD COW CLUSTER FUCK RICK MORANIS SPICY CUNT FUCK DUNE COON CUNTRAG [Insert swear here] EMO CHINK COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HAIL SATAN! NIPPLES SHITFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DICK CHICKEN FELLATIO SUCK A BIG DICK SEX DAMN ASSHAT QUEEF HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DESU MILF QUEEF BITCH FUCKTARD FUCK RAGHEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK GOAT DICK CUNT DICKHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER WETBACK BITCH BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CANNED QUOTE DUMBASS SHITSLINGING WIENER BLISTERING BARNACLES TWAT HELLFUCKER TWISTY VAGINA PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITFACE SHITFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER OSTRICH MY ASS BEAVER SHIT CHOAD SON OF A BITCH CRAPFUCKER RAPE FUCK MONKEY BALLS PAKI JERK OFF SHITE FUCK PISS BONER TENTACLE RAPE SHITFUCKER DOUCHETITS ASSCRACK BALL SACK MALL SANTA WANK FUCK OFF NEGRO SEX ASS [Insert silly non-swear here] PUSSY FRENCH TICKLER POMMIE DAMN GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS KAFFIR BLISTERING BARNACLES GIVING HEAD JESSE McCARTNEY GYPSY HO MONKEY'S UNCLE DAMN WEHATEMARIO GOD DAMN REDNECK DOT HEAD SHIT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NIGGER and with the SHITTY and his ASSWIPE of girraffes in which FUCKSTAIN while reading about GOD DAMN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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