Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without SHITFACE comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a YOU WANKER article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WALRUS SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder MASTURBATION characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PORCH MONKEY, sudden COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMMIT or WANK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMN IT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated KNOBJOCKEY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICKHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ANAL by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SCRATCH! GROUNDER! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat RAT'S COCK ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMMIT utterFUCKance of socially FUCKFACE objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSHAT television programs to address IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK Tourette's syndrome.

PEEPEE Tourette's is BOOBIES not to be FRIG confused with DICKFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CONDOMS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MALL SANTA random WANKER disorientation, culturally-DICKFACE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKING A outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ROSIE O'DONNELL language, FUCKING and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BOOBS FUCKING A of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GOOK souvenir shoppes and massive BUTT PIRATE quantities BASTARD of ANAL DIABETES RICK MORANIS garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITE Polite Note to the MARGARET THATCHER Author:

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The DAGO Tourette's SHIT Research Institute was TWISTY VAGINA founded to BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BATMAN & ROBIN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOD DAMN article BOLLOCKS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NI I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or YID changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance YOU WANKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BALL SACK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SPICY CUNT FUCK Tourrette's sufferers DOG SHIT swear. You can SEX blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TWAT TV, for always focusing on the TENTACLE RAPE bad side of a terrible NAZI thing.
  • The main GYPSY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are COCKSTUFFER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TITTYWANK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small VENEREAL DISEASE knee NIGGER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is PISS ARTIST no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes POLACK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKFACE school for SEX something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SUGAR sufferers to become BUTT-HEAD manically depressed and HELL commit TOWELHEAD suicide.
  • There is no DOUCHING cure, and the SCROTUM drugs that are available to, "calm" the SLOPE tics often have adverse DAMN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASS FASCIST perodol" which caused my entire CHAV body to go BUTTFUCKER numb and JOHN SMILEY FACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS it is without the CUNT drug.

I am an active member of a SCROTUM tourette syndrome ORGASM association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TWISTY VAGINA the TUBA public view of Tourettes as a "PORCH MONKEY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DUNE COON much much (hand spasms) more...

I am 666 sorry for COCK "hi-jacking" your ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHOAD this that really CHICKEN SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a TURD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TWAT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNT, and making fun of a CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM horrible disorder is (not) GRINGO funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BUTT PIRATE time.

Best CLIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply

As GOOGLE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are LHASA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an STUDENT RIOTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing GOVERNMENT FILTERS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust HUMAN RIGHTS in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not POISON IN BABY FORMULA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your TIBETAN BUDDHISM capitalist society AMERICA'S GREAT!.

Li Chiang “TIANENMEN SQUARE” Wen

P.S. ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA Regards to Andrew CHOAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

Mr. janitor

The DOT HEAD bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKING punch him if you TOURETTE'S IS FUN want to.

As a MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this CECIL JOHN RHODES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITE saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my ASSCRACK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How NEGRO to I AM CORNHOLIO! cure TWAT the BIRD SHIT Tourette's JACK ABRAMOFF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DICKHEAD for ASS Tourette's SUCK COCKS IN HELL! Syndrome PRICK is SHITHEAD following DICKLICK these FUCKING rules FUCKFACE in HI, BILLY MAYS HERE order:

  • 1: Avoid WANKSPLAT immature KRAUT little JACKASS kids,
  • 2: Count to INBRED within CUNTYMINTS 10 COCKSMOKERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your TOWELHEAD TITWANK BANGKOK nor SAGGY TITS talk,
  • 4: Tell TITWANK yourself you GOD BLESS AMERICA don't MAMA MIA have FUCKFACE this DICK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DOUCHE WITH NASTY DILDO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DICK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

BUGGER OFF RECTUM RAIDER PISS TITWANK CRACKER GIVING HEAD DONKEY DICK PORCUPINE'S BALLS DAMN TURD

CROTCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL COCKSUCKER ASSCRACK SUGAR TURD HOT GRITS POOPY BITCH NIPPLES DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GIVING HEAD TITS CUNT WANK MASTURBATION AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUGFUCK SHITSLINGING CUNTYMINTS ASSCRACK JACKASS SHIT CUM DEVELOPERS! DICKLICK FOUR-EYES GYPSY WANKSPLAT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CAMEL FUCKER NAZI HOMO CLIT BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU SHITHEAD SHIT BUTTFUCKER SHITHEAD DICK IN A BOX COCK BITCH DARTH VADER BITCH FENCE JUMPER CHRISTHUMPER DAMMIT GOD DAMN JOHNNY CAMEL FUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BALLS NECROPHILIA BUTTFUCKER SON OF A BITCH DICKHEAD ASSHAT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASSHOLE DONKEY DICK CUNTYMINTS PIG HOMO PRICK REBECCA BLACK CUNT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING D'OH BORDER HOPPER GOOK CUM PIG INJUN ASSWIPE HORSE SHIT FUCKSTAIN TESTICLE CHOKE MONKEY'S UNCLE LET'S SHIT DAMN EXTRA LONG PENIS SMEG POTTYMOUTH DOUCHE HELL I AM CORNHOLIO! CUM COON ASSCRACK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? INBRED P'KANG DOUCHETITS HITLER BASTARD DOUCHE SHIT DAGO CHOAD KISSER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BLOWJOB DARTH VADER BIBLE BASHER PISS I'LL RAPE YOU HOMO FELLATIO MY ANUS IS BLEEDING JESSE McCARTNEY BIRD SHIT CUNTSWILLING LOGJAMMER BOOBS RAPE SMEG PEARL NECKLACE DAGO TURD SPIC MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BLOWJOB BOB SAGET DONKEY DICK PENISFUCK HELL YOGHURT CANNON ASSFACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM MOTHERFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER SOD OFF DICKFACE FUCK AUTOFELLATIO TWISTY VAGINA VENEREAL DISEASE DOUCHETITS SUITCASE PENIS BIBLE BASHER BITCH SUGARTITS ASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNNILINGUS GENITALIA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHITSKIN PISS SEMPRINI SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITBALLS ASSHOLE HO I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! FUCK ASS LIMEY JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITSLINGING MILF PORCH MONKEY SCROTUM CLUSTER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS NAZI FUCKER YOGHURT CANNON ASSHAT DICKFACE SHITPISSER INCEST KNOBJOCKEY SAGGY TITS CHOAD SHIT BUKKAKE ASS GANGBANG ANAL JACK OFF FELCHING ASSHAT KAFFIR POWERSHIT WOODPECKERSHIT BUGFUCK ASSHOLE GOD DAMN BALLS DOUCHETITS CHICKEN SHIT REDNECK NIGGER GREASER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING TURD SPUNK ANUSCAKE PISSHOLE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CRAPMUNCHER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TITWANK DOUCHING SHITBALLS GIVING HEAD WANK FUCKER GYPSY CUNNILINGUS SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE CHOAD RAT'S ASS POLAK DOG FUCKER SHITFUCKER FUCK OFF NAZI RECTUM RAIDER GOD DAMMIT GOAT DICK VENEREAL DISEASE ASS SON OF A BITCH TITS FUCKTARD JACKASS WANK MALARKY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ASS CRACKER pen0r HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WIGGER YOUR MOM CUNT ASSHOLE CUNT TITS DICKHEAD WANK PISS BIGNOSE SEX FUCKTARD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE I'LL RAPE YOU SAND NIGGER SOAPY TITWANK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA YID REBECCA BLACK WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN HENTAI POWERSHIT FUCK BEANER QUEEF YID WANKER P'KANG DAMN CONAN O'BRIAN DICKLICK AUTOFELLATIO CRAPMUNCHER COCK GOATSE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PRICK BASTARD CRAPPY TOWELHEAD ARSE SHITSLINGING FLAMING ASS BADGER DAMN IT PRICK DOUCHEBAG MONKEY'S UNCLE [Insert yet another person's name here] I WILL KILL YOU! KIDDY FIDDLER PORCH MONKEY TAFFY YOU WANKER SHITSLINGING NECROPHILIA SUCK MY COCK NIGGER FUCK FUCKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BEAVER PORCH MONKEY JACKASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCK DICK GO COUNT YOUR DICK JACK OFF MOZILLA FIREFOX ORGASM DOUCHE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] WANKER ASS ASSHOLE TENTACLE RAPE ASSRAMMER GOD DAMMIT SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SCROTUM TOWELHEAD MARCH OF FLAMES DICK FAG MICK FRIG BOB SAGET GANGBANG GIVING HEAD GOD DAMMIT DIRTY SANCHEZ MILF TWAT DOODIE HEAD FUCK YOU DIPSHIT PEDOPHILIA BELGIUM LENS CRAFTERS FUCKTARD DONALD RUMSFELD CUNT DAMN BENCH PRESS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! KNOBJOCKEY SUCK MY COCK CUNT DICKHEAD COLGATE LET'S SHIT CRAP SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSRAMMER FRIG JERK OFF CRACKER FUCKING JUMP! TURD ASS LICKER DAMN BLISTERING BARNACLES BOOBS GOBSHITE PISS ARTIST RAGHEAD POMMIE WANK DAMN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WEHATEMARIO ASSFACE SON OF A BITCH SEMEN DAMN IT ORGASM DOG SHIT MARGARET THATCHER SHIT INJUN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SUGAR JACKASS FELLATIO CUNTYMINTS FROG FUCKSTAIN JAP GRIS PISS SAGGY TITS VENEREAL DISEASE BANGKOK CRAPFUCKER SHITSLINGING SHITE MONKEY'S UNCLE WANK ASSHAT GYPSY TITS BOLLOCKS FUCKING CHOLERA IS FUN! CHIGGER ORGASM FLYING FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK TITS & DICKS CONAN O'BRIAN FUCK SCUMBUCKET COCKSHITTER ANUSCAKE GOD DAMMIT QUEEF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TITTYWANK I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE ARSE CHRISTHUMPER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF DAMN COON RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER GANGBANG POLESMOKER RAPE MASTURBATION FROG FUCKSTAIN SPIC CHOLERA IS FUN! FUCKING DAGO ASSFACE SHITTY SUCK MY COCK MASTURBATION SEMEN CUNT OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH SHITE FUCK YOU CHIGGER COON DUNE COON All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING CLEMEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKING WHORE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK POLESMOKER FUCKFACE CAPTAIN CRUNCH COON CHRISTHUMPER WHORE PISS ARTIST VAGINA BOB SAGET MICK RAPE GOD DAMN FUCKTARD FUCKTARD JERRY CC PLZ COCKSHITTER QUEEF BEAVER SUGARTITS NIGGER ARSEBADGERS FELLATIO TAFFY CUNTRAG WANK BEAVER DOUCHETITS CHIGGER FELLATIO FAG GOD DAMN FELCHING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS I'LL RAPE YOU BULLSHIT YOU WANKER ASSHOLE ASS DICKFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DOG SHIT SON OF A BITCH SHITSKIN PUSSYLICKER CROTCH FELLATIO OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA SHIT D'OH VAGINA WIGGER TITMOUSE PAKI BEANER BONER WIENER FELCHING AUTOFELLATIO MOCKIE JACKASS DOG FUCKER PENIS EXTRA LONG PENIS FRITZ FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT SHIT ASSHOLE BELLEND MOZILLA FIREFOX DUMBASS CLUSTER FUCK COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DIRTY SANCHEZ POMMIE GRAPE PENIS DAMN IT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK SON OF A BITCH SHIT WIGGER SHITTY BIBLE BASHER DILDO DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE KAFFIR CRAPMUNCHER BITCH PISS ARTIST ASS FUCK MOLDY TITS GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFACE YOGHURT CANNON CUNT RAT'S COCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PECKERHEAD CUNTBUCKET WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CUNT FUCKHEAD 666 DICKFACE BARBRA STREISAND LET'S SHIT FUCK BITCH PENISFUCK SEX DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE PORCH MONKEY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKING JUMP! FROG PENIS HELL WANK WOMEN'S RIGHTS CHOAD SHIT BULLSHIT suck my mothers GOAT DICK MILF LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GANGBANG JIZZ SCROTUM SAMUEL L. JACKSON NIPPLES SHITTY COON HO I'LL RAPE YOU MALL SANTA GRAPE PENIS PISS OFF DAGO SAGGY TITS GOD DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER CRACKER RICK MORANIS JACKASS SEMEN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PUSSY ASSFACE [Insert stupid word you just made up here] Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT and with the BITCH and his PENIS of girraffes in which COCKSMOKER while reading about DICKFACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See AUTOFELLATIO also

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