Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WANK neurochemical FUCK disorder BASTARD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid VENEREAL DISEASE, sudden MARCH OF FLAMES m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TITMOUSE or NIGGER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JACKASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNT CRAPPER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DOUCHETITS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TIMBER NIGGER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DIRTY SANCHEZ words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat I RAPE WALRUSES! ANUSCAKE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKER utterFUCKance of socially BALL SACK objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HELL television programs to address BIGNOSE Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKHEAD Tourette's is DAMN not to be FLYING FUCK confused with FLYING FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FLYING FUCK random LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS disorientation, culturally-PRICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BOLLOCKS language, FROG and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK SUITCASE PENIS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky INCEST souvenir shoppes and massive BUGGER quantities MOTHERFUCKER of ANAL DIABETES STEVE BALLMER garbage.

Darnit.

A [Insert silly non-swear here] Polite Note to the VENEREAL DISEASE Author:

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The REBECCA BLACK Tourette's WANK Research Institute was WOP founded to FUCKWIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BALLS article SOD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and THONG TASTER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TAMPON IN MY ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOUCHE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FELLATIO Tourrette's sufferers ASS swear. You can SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMN TV, for always focusing on the JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK bad side of a terrible MASTURBATION thing.
  • The main MONKEY SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSHAT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CRAPPY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CAMEL JOCKEY knee DONKEY PUNCHER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is JIGGABOO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSHOLE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DOUCHING school for HEIL HITLER! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage 30 CASES OF PICKLES sufferers to become TITS & DICKS manically depressed and EPIDIDYMIS commit JACKASS suicide.
  • There is no CLEMEN cure, and the HITLER drugs that are available to, "calm" the CAPTAIN CRUNCH tics often have adverse FENCE JUMPER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKWIT perodol" which caused my entire ASSWIPE body to go SONNY BILL WILLIAMS numb and SHITHEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHENEY it is without the COON drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK YOU tourette syndrome MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITE the BORDER HOPPER public view of Tourettes as a "BORDER HOPPER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHOAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSRAMMER sorry for CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM "hi-jacking" your COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BOB SAGET this that really I RAPE WALRUSES! annoys me. I am working towards a CRACKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be COCKSMOKER, and making fun of a DAMN horrible disorder is (not) MOTHERFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT time.

Best WOODPECKERSHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBET reply

As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIANENMEN SQUARE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DALAI LAMA Westerners show is not an NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of VOTE degenerate capitalist culture in those SLITTY EYES countries. When showing GOOGLE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHISM in countries VOTE leadership, those problems does not PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a LHASA byproduct of your CHRISTIANITY capitalist society TIBETAN BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “STUDENT RIOTS” Wen

P.S. WALRUS SHIT Regards to Andrew DICKFACE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The YID bastard who wrote this article. You can LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD punch him if you CUNTING ASSCRACK want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUNT saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my NAZI intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How TITS to ASSCRACK cure NIGGER the RAT'S ASS Tourette's FUCK OFF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DICKFACE for ASS Tourette's DAMN Syndrome PISS is HEIL HITLER! following FUCK YOU these VILLAGE DUMP rules JERK OFF in FUCK order:

  • 1: Avoid WANK immature EXTRA LONG PENIS little ASSCRACK kids,
  • 2: Count to REDSKIN within MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 10 RAT'S COCKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your KAFFIR DICKFACE BASTARD nor FU SPANG talk,
  • 4: Tell HEIL HITLER! yourself you FUCKWIT don't FUCKSTAIN have AUTOFELLATIO this BALLS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GOATSE WITH NASTY BOON DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NIGNOG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FUDGEPACKER KAFFIR GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER DAMN NAZI DAMN FUCKTARD SON OF A BITCH PENISFUCK

MOLDY TITS CHOAD FUCKING ASSCRACK I WILL KILL YOU! HELL IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FROG'S FAT ASS MOCKIE ASS FUCKBAG MOZILLA FIREFOX BUTTFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE FEMADOM GO COUNT YOUR DICK VILLAGE DUMP TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKWIT FUCK OFF SNUFF PORN JOHNNY CLEMEN ASSHAT ASSHOLE VENEREAL DISEASE DILDO HELL BITCH BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSHAT DOG FUCKER TWAT WEHATEMARIO SHIT POLESMOKER GOD DAMN DUNE COON DICKHEAD NEOPETS GIVING HEAD JACKASS NIGGER FUCKER DAMN WANKER RECTUM RAIDER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MICK DICKFACE PEEPEE TANK MAN OH SHI– SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CONAN O'BRIAN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITSLIDE DONKEY DICK COCKSUCKER PICKANINNY FUCKING TITTYWANK POLAK SHITSLINGING YOU SUCK BALLS DICK CHICKEN RAT'S COCK PISS ARTIST CLEVELAND STEAMER BIGNOSE PEARL NECKLACE [expletive deleted] DUMBASS ASSCRACK DOG SHIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ANAL DIABETES ASSHAT SHIT CUNT ASSHAT BLUE PENIS! GANGBANG SHIT DOUCHING TAMPONS BEAVER WANK BLISTERING BARNACLES ABO WIENER DAMNATION SPUNK GOD DAMN BORDER HOPPER FASHION BUG FROG COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK SHITE SHITCOCK RAT'S COCK PRICK GOAT DICK TOSSER NIGGER CHIGGER JACK OFF BATHING SUIT AREA WHORE DICK RUSKIE TWAT SHITTY FASHION BUG DICKHEAD MOLDY TITS PAKI HOT GRITS FUCKFACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CHOAD ANUSCAKE PUSSY DIPSHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKER WANK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JOHN ELWAY SEX HELLFIRE SON OF A BITCH CRAPMUNCHER PIECE OF SHIT FRENCH TICKLER WANK FUCKHEAD BEAVER JOHNNY PORCH MONKEY JAP WIENER PRICK BELLEND SMEG PISS OFF MY ASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT TITS & DICKS FUCK TRANNY DYKE FUCK YOU FUCKING PISS SHITFACE MOCKIE CRAPMUNCHER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HELL DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHIT LIKE A HORSE DONKEY DICK ART METAL PRODUCTS CLEMEN DONKEY DICK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY PORCH MONKEY CHIGGER WIENER TOWELHEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS TURD MICK FUCK OFF SHIT CHICKEN SHIT JERRY BEANER ASSWIPE JAP PISS OFF PAKI HOLY DUMB FUCK DOUCHETITS DICKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS UNITED KINGDOM PEEPEE CAMEL FUCKER NEGRO PENIS FUCK A DUCK SHITE SUCK A BIG DICK CAMEL FUCKER FENCE JUMPER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GOD DAMMIT BIG FOOT BULLSHIT D'OH BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TONY LA RUSSA ASSWIPE JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITBALLS SHIT SHIT PAKI CHIGGER FUCK NUGGET O CANADA FUCK SLOPE BITCH HELLFIRE PIGFUCKER DICKWAD PENIS ON A BUN DIPSHIT BOOBS VILLAGE DUMP DOUCHING URINE-GARGLING P'KANG BANGKOK IN SACREMENT SPUNK [EXPLETIVE] FROG'S FAT ASS ARSE PRICK PEARL NECKLACE DAMN JOHN SMILEY FACE NECROPHILIA CHICKEN FRIES SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TITS BOOBIES BUTT-HEAD TWAT BIG FOOT BEAVER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHITHEAD PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! HELL RAT'S COCK [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] WANK SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL STEVE BALLMER INCEST SHITSLINGING MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASS GRINGO REDSKIN BATHING SUIT AREA ORGASM DONALD RUMSFELD FROG BULLSHIT STEVE BALLMER NIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER JACKASS SHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BUKKAKE KAFFIR TITS FOUR-EYES ASS POTTYMOUTH BORDER HOPPER FUCKSTAIN FRITZ BENCH PRESS WOP FUDGEPACKER FEMADOM ASSHAT GANGBANG BALLS BUGFUCK SHITFACE BITCH SHIT DICKFACE SHITE KAFFIR BUTT PIRATE STRAWBERRY ASS FUCK FUCKING JUMP! FUCKTARD BALLS HELLFUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HELL PISS DUMBASS D'OH MARY WHITEHOUSE DICKLICK GYPSY SON OF A BITCH NECROPHILIA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DUMBASS JACK OFF DICKFACE SHUT UP, MEG! CUNTSWILLING NIGGER DONKEY DICK YOU SUCK BALLS DAMN IT CARPET MUNCHER KRAUT TITWANK BUKKAKE BITCH FAG COCK TITTIES SCUMBUCKET CUNTBUCKET COLGATE FLYING RAT'S ASS TURD FUCKBAG PIECE OF SHIT MASTURBATION HENTAI BRITNEY DICK ARSE WANK SHITFACE FEATURED MALARKY DONALD RUMSFELD ABO YOGHURT CANNON GOOK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DICKFACE MONKEY BALLS SPUNK SPANK THE MONKEY WANKER WALRUS SHIT NIPPLES URINE-GARGLING JAP ORGASM NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES RAPE FASHION BUG LUV SHITSKIN DIRTY SANCHEZ DYKE ASSHAT MASTURBATION ASSCRACK JACKASS SHIT HELL PORCH MONKEY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUNNILINGUS ASS DUMBASS SHITBALLS ROSIE O'DONNELL CAMEL JOCKEY ASS NIPPLES FUCKBAG AMERICA ONLINE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BITCH SHIT HELL MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PEEPEE FAGGOT DOG FUCKER JACKASS SHIT DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKSTAIN HO HELLFIRE FUCK YOU BORDER HOPPER PEDOPHILIA DAMN FELLATIO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MASTURBATION FUCK SHITTY RUSTY TROMBONE DARTH VADER ASS I RAPE WALRUSES! PISS GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT CLUSTER FUCK ARSE BITCH FUCKING A SLOPE ASS CONDOMS PEDOPHILIA COCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CHICKEN FRIES WOP DOUCHING BITCH FAG ASSHOLE TIMBER NIGGER BALLS HAIL SATAN! DARTH VADER COCKSHITTER SHITBALLS HORSE PENIS AY-AY-AY FUCKSTAIN PENIS FUCKING A NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKING JUMP! FUCKSTAIN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKWIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MARGARET THATCHER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FEWMETS POLAK WANK UNITED KINGDOM GOD DAMMIT PRICK CUM BONER SHITFACE PORCH MONKEY FUCKTARD YOU SUCK BALLS SHITE FELLATIO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BOYCOTT VIACOM! CLUSTER FUCK GO HOME AND DIE NIPPLES FUCKING YID BULLCRAP GIVING HEAD BASTARD FUCKING BONG NORTH KOREA CUNT HEIL HITLER! CUNT CRAPPER DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH PEARL NECKLACE CUNT GRIS SUCK MY DICK FUCKWIT I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCK YOU DOUCHETITS HADJI TRANNY FUCKHEAD NIGNOG CHOAD PEDOPHILIA GRINGO FUCKING HELL BULLSHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PORCH MONKEY SHIT FUCKSTAIN WANKER CUNT OH SHI– OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! PENIS CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK YOU PUNANI MALL SANTA JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK OFF SON OF A BITCH TITS BRITNEY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TITS INBRED HORSE SHIT FUCK SHITPISSER CUNTBUCKET POTTYMOUTH LAKE TITICACA ASS LICKER HO FUCKFACE PEARL NECKLACE ASSHOLE BANGKOK LUV COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITFACE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK YOU CHOAD KISSER MOTHERFUCKER PISS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKSTAIN JERRY FAGGOT FUCKING COCKSMOKER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! COCKSHITTER FUCKING A EMO BITCH JAP BITCH TWAT BASTARD NEOPETS GO COUNT YOUR DICK EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITFUCKER CLIT FUCK OFF PIECE OF SHIT RAPE ASSHOLE CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING JIZZ BATMAN & ROBIN SCUMBUCKET COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DICKFACE BASTARD VILLAGE DUMP FELCHING SPICY CUNT FUCK POWERSHIT CRAPMUNCHER COCKSHITTER JACKASS DICKHEAD VILLAGE DUMP PORCH MONKEY WANK FUCK SHITFUCKER SHIT GRIS BLISTERING BARNACLES CHIGGER WEHATEMARIO FUCK ASSHOLE YOU WANKER DIRTY SANCHEZ PORCH MONKEY SACRAMENTO BOOBIES PISSHOLE DAMMIT FUCK OFF TITS KNOBJOCKEY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BOLLOCKS ASSCRACK ASSHAT TAMPONS FUCK BIGNOSE RAT'S COCK ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKWIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JOHN ELWAY [EXPLETIVE] NIGGER IN SACREMENT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GOD DAMMIT and with the QUEEF and his DICKFACE of girraffes in which YOU WANKER while reading about DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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