Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a ASSHOLE article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MOTHERFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder BOB SAGET characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WANK, sudden MOTHERFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SIGMUND FREUD or FUCKING A vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GANGBANG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKTARD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MELAMINE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken REBECCA BLACK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WANKSPLAT WARNER MUSIC GROUP words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKWIT utterFUCKance of socially DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISS television programs to address TOURETTE'S SYNDROME Tourette's syndrome.

FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Tourette's is BONER not to be TACO confused with BELGIUM Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JACKASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FRENCH TICKLER random COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK disorientation, culturally-NIGGER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITFUCKER language, BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JIZZ SAND NIGGER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DICKHEAD souvenir shoppes and massive COLGATE quantities POTTYMOUTH of ANAL DIABETES NIGNOG garbage.

Darnit.

A TAMPON IN MY ASS Polite Note to the CUNTING ASSCRACK Author:

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The TAMPON IN MY ASS Tourette's FROG Research Institute was TAMPONS founded to POOPY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JOHN SMILEY FACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHRISTHUMPER article ASSHAT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TENTACLE RAPE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BALL SACK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of [expletive deleted] Tourrette's sufferers GOD DAMMIT swear. You can TWAT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSHAT TV, for always focusing on the DICKFACE bad side of a terrible YUKKY DOODY thing.
  • The main TACO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITSLINGING involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JOHN SMILEY FACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNT knee WANKSPLAT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is CLIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] school for RAT'S ASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GARBAGE DAY! sufferers to become ASS manically depressed and CUNT commit SUCK COCKS IN HELL! suicide.
  • There is no POO POO BLOWJOB cure, and the DONKEY DICK drugs that are available to, "calm" the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! tics often have adverse [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HAIL SATAN! perodol" which caused my entire BULLSHIT body to go DICKLICK numb and DICKWAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A it is without the LIMEY drug.

I am an active member of a BASTARD tourette syndrome ORGASM association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FRAK the SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "MELAMINE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JIGGABOO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MALARKY sorry for ANAL DIABETES "hi-jacking" your FLYING FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WILLY WONKA this that really PEEPEE annoys me. I am working towards a GOOK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DOUCHE, and making fun of a WHORE horrible disorder is (not) VAGINA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BUTT PIRATE time.

Best DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKTARD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AAAAAAAAA! reply

As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT PROTESTS Westerners show is not an MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those TAIWAN countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN BABY FORMULA in countries FALUN GONG leadership, those problems does not DISSIDENTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your WIKIPEDIA capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “TIANENMEN SQUARE” Wen

P.S. JERRY Regards to Andrew LOGJAMMER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

Mr. janitor

The DILDO bastard who wrote this article. You can DICK IN A BOX punch him if you CUNT want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BOOBIES saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my FROG'S FAT ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How SUCK MY COCK to DIPSHIT cure NI the HEIL HITLER! Tourette's SOD OFF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CHUFF for CHUCK NORRIS Tourette's COMMUNIST DILDO Syndrome PIG is ASSHAT following PISS these DAMN rules DAMN in suck my mothers order:

  • 1: Avoid PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS immature WANK little PISS kids,
  • 2: Count to MOTHERFUCKER within FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD 10 DIRTY SANCHEZseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SHITPISSER WANK DICK CHICKEN nor CUNTSWILLING talk,
  • 4: Tell TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS yourself you TAMPONS don't BASTARD have DIPSHIT this EPIDIDYMIS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK POOPOO WITH NASTY EPIDIDYMIS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CLUSTER FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

DICKFACE DOG SHIT DAMMIT DAMN FLYING FUCK BUNG-HOLE WHORE SON OF A BITCH JACKASS CHAV

SHITTY CONDOMS POLAK GOD DAMN NECROPHILIA SHITHEAD [Insert silly non-swear here] PISS ARTIST BOLLOCKS FUCKWIT NICARAGUA COON NEGRO COCKSMOKER HONKY GOD DAMMIT TWAT FUCKWIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TAMPONS ANAL DIABETES PIGFUCKER HELL MOTHERFUCKER CLIT TRANNY SCUMBUCKET DAMN DAMMIT ORGASM TITTIES RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER SHITFUCKER DANDELIONS ASSBANDIT DEVELOPERS! CRAPMUNCHER SHITTY DICKHEAD DONKEY DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS JERK OFF PECKERHEAD RAGHEAD TESTICLE CHOKE ASS DOUCHE WANK MALARKY MICK RAT'S ASS NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! ASSHAT ASS HADJI TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BELGIUM COCK SHITE ART METAL PRODUCTS FROG'S FAT ASS REDNECK NIGGER TITS PORCUPINE'S BALLS BITCH COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SUGARTITS CHUFF MOTHERFUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GOD DAMN SHITHEAD WANK HELL HORSE PENIS CONDOMS CUNTRAG BUTTFUCKER WANK TOWELHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JACKASS JACK ABRAMOFF FUCK NUGGET TOSSER BUGGER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAMNATION PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT INCEST PUSSY BITCH TWAT RAT'S COCK DAMN SON OF A BITCH SUITCASE PENIS MAMA MIA FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SAND NIGGER DIPSHIT SHITFACE WIKIPEDIA BULLSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS HELLFIRE HELL DICKWAD CUNT DICKHEAD BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN ASS SCUMBAG EAT MY SHIT! DOG SHIT CUNNILINGUS PISS DILDO HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! WIENER BLUMPKIN DONALD RUMSFELD CUNT BOOBIES DICK DESU FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT BITCH WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITHEAD FUCKFACE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER RAT'S ASS PAKI SHITFUCKER BUKKAKE SEX BLOWJOB WALRUS SHIT DAMN IT COCKGOBLIN SHITE GRINGO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! YOU WANKER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CRAP ON A STICK FUCKSTAIN SHITE DICKHEAD ANUSCAKE ASSHAT TWAT NEGRO FUCK YOU FROG WANK BASTARD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FELLATIO FUCKFACE DAMN COMMUNIST DILDO PEDOPHILIA RAPE JIGGABOO BASTARD TRANNY GENITALIA PISS SHITCUNTING BULLCRAP SPIC BUTTFUCKER INCEST JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE NEGRO CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BONER PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! CRAPMUNCHER SCUMBUCKET WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 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FUCKFACE EPIDIDYMIS FUCKING A ARSEBADGERS LENS CRAFTERS INJUN FOUR-EYES PISS ARTIST MICK SCUMBAG DOG SHIT BELLEND WHORE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FLYING FUCK BASTARD SEMEN JACKASS TIMBER NIGGER SHIT SHITBALLS PUSSY MONKEY SHIT MICK CAMEL JOCKEY WIKIPEDIA FUCKING DONALD RUMSFELD JAP PRICK I'LL RAPE YOU PEEPEE SIGMUND FREUD BASTARD PENIS ON A BUN SAMUEL L. JACKSON TAFFY FUCKING HI, BILLY MAYS HERE POLACK CRAPFUCKER SHITTY SUCK A BIG DICK GO COUNT YOUR DICK PEDOPHILIA FLYING RAT'S ASS CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A CONAN O'BRIAN WANK DOT HEAD FUCK GOD DAMN RAT'S COCK CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A SHUT UP, MEG! [expletive deleted] PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUDGEPACKER WANKSPLAT CHIGGER ASS SHITFUCKER WANK ASSWIPE WANK TITS INBRED BASTARD DIPSHIT PAKI HELL SHITFUCKER DICKFACE BITCH CUNT DANDELIONS ASS FAGGOT DUNE COON HOT GRITS GOATSE BUTTFUCKER FELLATIO FUCKING SIGMUND FREUD PAKI POO POO BLOWJOB JOHN SMILEY FACE CRAPMUNCHER AMERICA ONLINE JOHN SMILEY FACE INCEST FUCKFACE WANK FUCKING A FUCKSTAIN FLYING RAT'S ASS BELLEND NIPPLES JACKASS SHIT BLOWJOB suck my mothers BELLEND I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A SPIC SHIT TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! SHIT DICKWAD CARPET MUNCHER I WILL KILL YOU! GIVING HEAD PORCH MONKEY SHIT INJUN SEX MALARKY JACKASS BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK DAMN IT BOOBIES FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE 666 JACKASS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASSFACE HOT GRITS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TWAT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BULLSHIT BITCH BUTT PIRATE FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER NAZI HENTAI CUM STEVE BALLMER CLEVELAND STEAMER AUTOFELLATIO ARSE CUNNILINGUS ASSFACE ASS LICKER I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN IT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DOUCHE MASTURBATION FUCKBAG JERRY ANAL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASS POMMIE CHOAD KISSER CUNT YOU WANKER PISSHOLE SHITHEAD CHICKEN FRIES BLISTERING BARNACLES YOU WANKER ARSE FUCKFUCKFUCK TITS DANDELIONS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSHOLE BOOBIES WHORE BASTARD ASS I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! YUKKY DOODY NIPPLES SEX COCKSHITTER TITTIES MOTHERFUCKER JIZZ SCROTUM INBRED DICKHEAD YOU WANKER YOU WANKER SOD OFF FUCK LAKE TITICACA GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER CUNT TITS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BUTT PIRATE WANK DICKHEAD RONNIE CORBETT CTHULHU FHTAGN VAGINA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NAZI FUCKFACE DYKE NORTH KOREA PISS ARTIST SCUMBAG FUCK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BULLSHIT GO HOME AND DIE RUSTY TROMBONE BASTARD WILLY WONKA FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HELL MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BULLSHIT BASTARD DICKFACE BOOBS ASS NEGRO LIMEY COON PISS DAMN CANNED QUOTE SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK I'LL RAPE YOU ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A DILDO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DOUCHE JACKASS SHIT O KURWA! WANK HELL SHITFACE FUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS HO SLOPE FIST FUCK CLIT CHOAD HORSE SHIT SHITSKIN TURD COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CAMEL JOCKEY LIMEY FUCKING JUMP! HELL TAMPON IN MY ASS DAMN SHIT pen0r JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKER SHITFACE PENIS BUTT-HEAD FROG QUEEF NEGRO ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITTY ARSEBADGERS SHITTY CHOAD KISSER ASS LICKER NEGRO FUCKING JUMP! BORDER HOPPER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SEMEN HELL ASSHAT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKBAG BUKKAKE BITCH BASTARD ORGASM BONER FUCK KNOBJOCKEY MASTURBATION INBRED TITTIES TWAT HENTAI FUCK YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING FLYING FUCK WIENER RAGHEAD FUCKHEAD FUCK KIKE NICARAGUA SHITE MONKEY SHIT DIPSHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JAP DIPSHIT AMERICA ONLINE BIRD SHIT SHITCUNTING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT DARTH VADER PEDOPHILIA NICARAGUA PENISBIRD SHITHEAD HELLFIRE PISS FUCKSTAIN INBRED FUCKHEAD DICK IN A BOX SLOPE PENISBIRD DOUCHEBAG JIGGABOO NIPPLES CUNT CLUSTER FUCK ORGASM SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASS and with the FUCKTARD and his CUNTRAG of girraffes in which AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI while reading about DILDO!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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