Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without SHIT comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FRIG article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FAG neurochemical FUCK disorder OSTRICH MY ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DIRTY SANCHEZ, sudden BUTTFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASS LICKER or BUGFUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly COCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DIRTY SANCHEZ way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may RUSTY TROMBONE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PENIS ON A BUN DONKEY DICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous [expletive deleted] utterFUCKance of socially DICKHEAD objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITHEAD television programs to address RAT'S COCK Tourette's syndrome.

CARPET MUNCHER Tourette's is DICK not to be HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! confused with BOOBS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NIPPLES chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITTY random ABO disorientation, culturally-FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth POO POO BLOWJOB outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local POLACK language, CUNNILINGUS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BUGGER OFF EMO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BOLLOCKS souvenir shoppes and massive SAGGY TITS quantities JOHN SMILEY FACE of ANAL DIABETES FUCKTARD garbage.

Darnit.

A IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK Polite Note to the POLESMOKER Author:

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The SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Tourette's HOMO Research Institute was FENCE JUMPER founded to WANK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FAG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHUT UP, MEG! article NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DIRTY SANCHEZ I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNNILINGUS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WANK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of AUTOFELLATIO Tourrette's sufferers SPIC swear. You can ARSEBADGERS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame INBRED TV, for always focusing on the SPIC bad side of a terrible CHENEY thing.
  • The main I WILL END YOU! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITSLINGING involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HONKY knee HELLFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is GO COUNT YOUR DICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CRAP ON A STICK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at LET'S SHIT school for FUCKFACE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JACK OFF sufferers to become STRAWBERRY ASS manically depressed and FRAK commit RIGHTS suicide.
  • There is no PEEPEE cure, and the JACKASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the DOUCHETITS tics often have adverse FUCKING A side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKER perodol" which caused my entire CUNT body to go TITS numb and BUTTFUCKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than KNOBJOCKEY it is without the HELL drug.

I am an active member of a NIGGER tourette syndrome HELL association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DOUCHETITS the BIRD SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "TITWANK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHICKEN SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DIRTY SANCHEZ sorry for FUCKHEAD "hi-jacking" your BASTARD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DICKLICK this that really CUNT annoys me. I am working towards a SUGARTITS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JIZZ, and making fun of a FUCKHEAD horrible disorder is (not) RAT'S COCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITPISSER time.

Best RAT'S ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FROG” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SLITTY EYES reply

As SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DALAI LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill VOTE Westerners show is not an CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PRINCE PHILIP degenerate capitalist culture in those DISSIDENTS countries. When showing POISON IN TOOTHPASTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FIREWALLS in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not I LIKE BUSH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONASTERIES byproduct of your CULT OF THE DEAD COW capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “CENSORSHIP” Wen

P.S. FUCK Regards to Andrew SHITPISSER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

Mr. janitor

The SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can NEGRO punch him if you MONKEY'S UNCLE want to.

As a UNITED KINGDOM Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this BRITAIN article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “UNITED KINGDOM” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JAP saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How DIRTY SANCHEZ to FUCKING cure NIGGER TITS the PISS ARTIST Tourette's NAZI Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment REDNECK for TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Tourette's COLGATE Syndrome HELL is ASSHAT following RUSTY TROMBONE these FUCK OFF rules HOT GRITS in SONNY BILL WILLIAMS order:

  • 1: Avoid DOUCHETITS immature YID little SHIT kids,
  • 2: Count to COON within COCKSHITTER 10 BOOBIESseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your PECKERHEAD FUCK OFF CAMEL FUCKER nor ARSE talk,
  • 4: Tell ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP yourself you CUNNILINGUS don't GANGBANG have FUCKHEAD this CUNTRAG disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WIKIPEDIA RULES WITH NASTY DOT HEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

PUNANI SEMEN YOU WANKER DICK CHICKEN DAMN GOBSHITE CRAP FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MASTURBATION FUCKING

HELL SAND NIGGER HELL WIENER GRINGO GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKING SHITE DICK SHITTY DIPSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE BULLSHIT JACKASS SHIT SHITSLINGING BEANER SHIT FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN WARNER MUSIC GROUP POTTYMOUTH CUNNILINGUS BULLSHIT JACK OFF WANK TWAT SHIT HELLFIRE MICK CUNT FUCK YOU ASSHAT HAIL SATAN! SAGGY TITS HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN LET'S SHIT DOUCHE [expletive deleted] CARPET MUNCHER BUTT-HEAD MOTHERFUCKER BULLCRAP TITS ASSHOLE HELL PISS OFF SHITFUCKER SHITSLINGING DIRTY SANCHEZ DIRTY SANCHEZ SACRAMENTO DUMBASS BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK PRICK POO POO BLOWJOB PIECE OF SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DIPSHIT FUCK CUNTSWILLING QUEEF BONER FUCKTARD SUCK MY DICK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSFACE ANAL DIABETES YOU WANKER EUROIPODS NIGGER FLYING FUCK FRENCH TICKLER JOHN ELWAY PEARL NECKLACE PUSSYLICKER BRITNEY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PEDOPHILIA FEWMETS FRAK CUNT DIPSHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TIT SPRINKLES CHICKEN FRIES CUNTRAG SEX CHING CHONG CHINK CUNNILINGUS BLUE PENIS! WOP WIKIPEDIA RULES HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL RIGHTS ASS SHIT SHITTY REDSKIN FUCK BASTARD CUNT WIENER TWAT MUGABE'S MOMMA ASSHAT FUCKER DICK PAKI SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WOP SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH GIVING HEAD ARSEBADGERS DICK DIRTY SANCHEZ BASTARD BASTARD O CANADA SPRINKLES BUGFUCK HADJI SPUNK RAPE PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE FUCK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BLOWJOB WIENER MOTHERFUCKER POMMIE CUNT PEDOPHILIA CUNT ARSEBADGERS WIENER SHITHEAD ASSHOLE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WANK PISS CLUSTER FUCK SHITE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ARSE CLIT BITCH [EXPLETIVE] WIENER SHITE NIPPLES TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FLYING FUCK ASSWIPE SHITSLINGING YOU WANKER SCUMBUCKET COON SPRINKLES HELL JACK OFF WIENER MASTURBATION SPIC DONKEY DICK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT FRED PHELPS MASTICATION FOR THE NATION ABO RAT'S ASS BITCH CHUFF HELL FUCK OFF FUDGEPACKER BEANER POLAK SUCK A BIG DICK HADJI DAMN PIG BUTT PIRATE CHUFF POOPY NORTH KOREA BITCH ASS ASSHOLE SHIT BARBRA STREISAND BUGGER OFF CHING CHONG CHINK GOD DAMMIT FLYING FUCK YOU SHITHEAD All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy JOHN ELWAY WINDOWS VISTA PUSSY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASSHAT BONG WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHITSLINGING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI VENEREAL DISEASE MOCKIE SEX 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX RAT'S COCK SHIT RAT'S ASS A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! BALL SACK RIGHTS COCKSTUFFER RUSTY TROMBONE PAKI I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RIGHTS AMERICA ONLINE GOAT DICK TOWELHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HELL WANK DICKHEAD CUNT CUNT DONKEY DICK JACKASS FROG'S FAT ASS TWAT NIPPLES SHITCOCK HELL CUM JACKASS RIGHTS ASSRAPING CLIT TONY LA RUSSA COON ASSHAT FUCK VAGINA TONY LA RUSSA MY ANUS IS BLEEDING TIMBER NIGGER WALRUS SHIT SAND NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER WETBACK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BASTARD SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU CLUSTER FUCK BALLS WARNER MUSIC GROUP TESTICLE CHOKE HELL DAMN DIPSHIT MALARKY BULLSHIT WHORE SHITSLINGING MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BULLSHIT NIGGER DOUCHE YOU WANKER GOATSE VAGINA CUNT SHITE CUNT SHITHEAD CLEMEN I'LL RAPE YOU ASSFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FROG'S FAT ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITBALLS SHITTY BUGGER DAGO PRICK FUCKTARD FRITZ SHITE QUEEF SCROTUM DOODIE HEAD ORGASM DAMN BEANER DAMMIT CRACKER MOTHERFUCKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ASSCRACK MARGARET THATCHER GANGBANG COMMUNIST DILDO WOP SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO PEDOPHILIA WIGGER DONKEY DICK FRIG ASSCRACK BITCH COON KIKE SPRINKLES CUM WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASSHAT DOUCHEBAG WIENER DICK BALLS BEAVER HADJI BRITNEY NEGRO RUSTY TROMBONE FROG ASSBANDIT TRANNY SPANK THE MONKEY SHITSLINGING LONGCAT IS LONG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKSTAIN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM JERRY DAMMIT INBRED AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISS OFF MY ASS OLD CHRIST OF A FUCKHEAD FUCKING JUMP! BLOWJOB JOHN ELWAY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BOB SAGET NIGGER TITS CHOAD CUNT FUCKHEAD DILDO CHOAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MUGABE'S MOMMA MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PUNANI JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DOT HEAD SUCK A BIG DICK DICK IN A BOX SHITTY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BOOBIES DAMN FEMADOM REBECCA BLACK 666 JACKASS SHIT SHITFACE MONKEY SHIT GOD DAMMIT PRICK HELL CARPET MUNCHER FIST FUCK INBRED FUCK OFF ALF KNOBJOCKEY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CHOAD KISSER POLESMOKER DICKLICK DIPSHIT HADJI KIKE ASS FUCKHEAD NI JACKASS VENEREAL DISEASE BEANER BOB SAGET SUITCASE PENIS SHOOP DA WHOOP BITCH BIGNOSE CUNT DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKHEAD WALRUS SHIT FRITZ GOBSHITE PEEPEE PISS OFF HELL MAMA MIA FUCK CLUSTER FUCK CLEMEN BULLSHIT ARSE TWAT DAMN JOHN ELWAY GOD DAMN PUNANI CUNNILINGUS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DICKHEAD SHITHEAD NI CRAPFUCKER FEWMETS BLUE PENIS! FAG SHITFACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BUTTFUCKER SHITFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER [Insert silly non-swear here] GOBSHITE CRAP DOUCHEBAG WIKIPEDIA RULES SHITPISSER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SCROTUM GOD DAMN HELL KAFFIR PIECE OF SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS JAP KAFFIR DAMN CHOAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES BELLEND CUNT ASS MOTHERFUCKER BUTT PIRATE COON BLOWJOB ASSWIPE TWAT I WILL KILL YOU! RAT'S ASS PISS OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BASTARD DOG FUCKER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME ARSE SPRINKLES RAT'S ASS OLD CHRIST OF A DICKFACE ASSWIPE COCKGOBLIN FUCK BUKKAKE SPRINKLES ASSCRACK HOLY DUMB FUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD RAT'S COCK SAGGY TITS COCKSUCKER SHITCOCK SON OF A BITCH SHIT DICK SAGGY TITS SCUMBAG DOUCHEBAG SPIC SHIT FIRECROTCH CHAV DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKFACE BONER CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNTBUCKET MONKEY SHIT FEWMETS TOTAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BONG NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PISS FUCK SACRAMENTO YOUR MOM GENITALIA HEIL HITLER! GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GARBAGE DAY! FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK ROSIE O'DONNELL BULLSHIT CLIT COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BITCH BOON SHITSKIN FLYING FUCK DONKEY DICK SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKFUCKFUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK WANK CUNT BULLSHIT SON OF A BITCH MASTURBATION BOYCOTT VIACOM! REBECCA BLACK MOTHERFUCKER BOLLOCKS RONNIE CORBETT JOHN SMILEY FACE COON JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! SHITE REDNECK DICKWAD MOLDY TITS SEX FUCK FUCK SAGGY TITS HITLER DAMNATION ASSCRACK WANK DAMN CHENEY I AM CORNHOLIO! DOUCHING HELL MOTHERFUCKER WANK NAZI YOU WANKER TITTIES BULLSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUTTFUCKER CUNTSWILLING CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CROTCH RAT'S ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PENIS ASSCRACK JERK OFF ASSHOLE DIPSHIT CUM WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DONKEY PUNCHER SOD OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE FUCK O CANADA ANAL MONKEY SHIT SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TACO NIGNOG SHITFACE CUNTRAG NAZI MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITTY BOYCOTT VIACOM! PEARL NECKLACE DIRTY SANCHEZ CHINK JAP CLIT JIGGABOO Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TITMOUSE and with the MASTURBATION and his FUCK of girraffes in which ASS while reading about NIGNOG!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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