Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without CUNTRAG comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FUCKING article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNT neurochemical FUCK disorder DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DOT HEAD, sudden SPANK THE MONKEY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK OFF or CUNT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSFACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BOB SAGET way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PENIS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CRAP CUNT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSHOLE utterFUCKance of socially LET'S SHIT objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI television programs to address WIENER Tourette's syndrome.

ASSFACE Tourette's is I WILL END YOU! not to be MOLDY TITS confused with CUNTYMINTS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DICKHEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK OFF random BITCH disorientation, culturally-BRUSH MA TEETH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK OFF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CLUSTER FUCK language, EAT MY SHIT! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TUBA INBRED of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ARSE souvenir shoppes and massive WANKSPLAT quantities PRICK of ANAL DIABETES SHITFUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A CLUSTER FUCK Polite Note to the BUGGER Author:

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The FEMADOM Tourette's SHITE Research Institute was DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! founded to FUCK NUGGET.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NIGGER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! article MOLDY TITS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CRAPFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MOTHERFUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TWAT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about REDSKIN Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of REDSKIN Tourrette's sufferers FUCKFUCKFUCK swear. You can HO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame RAT'S ASS TV, for always focusing on the SHITE bad side of a terrible PORCUPINE'S BALLS thing.
  • The main MASTURBATION symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PIECE OF SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'D'OH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE knee PEDOPHILIA NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is CUNTBUCKET no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at OSTRICH MY ASS school for PECKERHEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NIGGER sufferers to become PISS ARTIST manically depressed and FRIG commit VENEREAL DISEASE suicide.
  • There is no DOG SHIT cure, and the YOU WANKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the SUCK A BIG DICK tics often have adverse HAIL SATAN! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SCROTUM perodol" which caused my entire WOP body to go MILF numb and ASSHAT basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITHEAD it is without the GOAT DICK drug.

I am an active member of a CRAP ON A STICK tourette syndrome CONDOMS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITE the PISSHOLE public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKHEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK YOU sorry for HELL "hi-jacking" your HOMO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DICK TITS this that really PEARL NECKLACE annoys me. I am working towards a BULLSHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this OSTRICH MY ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSFACE, and making fun of a GRAPE PENIS horrible disorder is (not) CLUSTER FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CRAPMUNCHER time.

Best FUCKING A regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MOTHERFUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BELGIUM reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are I LIKE BUSH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BELGIUM Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOOGLE degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST leadership, those problems does not SLITTY EYES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your DALAI LAMA capitalist society NORTH KOREA.

Li Chiang “1984” Wen

P.S. pen0r Regards to Andrew VAGINA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CECIL JOHN RHODES reply

Mr. janitor

The BORDER HOPPER bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITTY punch him if you SCROTUM want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough MUGABE HAS AIDS problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock UNITED KINGDOM offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JIZZ saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my PIGFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How MARGARET THATCHER to JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST cure FUCKFACE the GYPSY Tourette's FUCKING A Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PRICK for CUNTSWILLING Tourette's DICK IN A BOX Syndrome PUNANI is SHITFUCKER following BITCH these DAMMIT rules REDSKIN in HORSE SHIT order:

  • 1: Avoid BULLSHIT immature JACKASS little BUKKAKE kids,
  • 2: Count to TITTYWANK within YOU WANKER 10 I'LL RAPE YOUseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your JIZZ MOZILLA FIREFOX IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! nor BELLEND talk,
  • 4: Tell DAMN yourself you JOHNNY don't BITCH have RAT'S ASS this PORCH MONKEY disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BASTARD WITH NASTY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

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FUCKWIT WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKSTAIN SCUMBUCKET BASTARD ASSHAT PISS DOUCHEBAG CUNTRAG CRAP ASS DONKEY DICK BLOWJOB WANKER ABO BIGNOSE HIGH WAGES DOT HEAD JAP BUTT PIRATE FUCKWIT EMO SACRAMENTO DOG SHIT TRANNY RAT'S ASS NIGGER TITS TOWELHEAD JACKASS NIGNOG DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE PENIS NIGGER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FROG'S FAT ASS SEX BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSHAT BATHING SUIT AREA YOU WANKER CRAPFUCKER SHIT REDSKIN CLUSTER FUCK ASSCRACK CARPET MUNCHER CUM WANK SHITE POLAK MILF ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PORCH MONKEY SEMEN FUCKTARD BALLS RECTUM RAIDER DARTH VADER SCUMBAG AUTOFELLATIO FUCKTARD FUCK DAMN IT SHITE YOGHURT CANNON SOD GRAPE PENIS FUCKFACE BALLS FLAMING ASS BADGER ABO TITS & DICKS MAMA MIA DOUCHE PISS OFF MY ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS INCEST BORDER HOPPER SHITTY FUCKING RUSTY TROMBONE RAT'S COCK QUEEF BOLLOCKS FUCKER DAMN ASSFACE ANAL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOCKIE FAGGOT DOT HEAD JACK ABRAMOFF FALSE BENSON PIG CUNT JACKASS DICKHEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES BRITNEY CHRISTHUMPER SPANK THE MONKEY SON OF A BITCH CHUFF CUNT WIENER DICK CHICKEN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DAMN ASSHOLE KIKE CUNT CHOAD GREASER SPICY CUNT FUCK HEIL HITLER! DICKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU JERRY SHITPISSER FUCKFACE ASS SHITSKIN GOD DAMN TITS KAFFIR CRAPPY FUCKFACE PISS OFF GOD DAMN DICKHEAD ASS SCUMBAG MICK ABO CUNT CAPTAIN CRUNCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKHEAD O CANADA DAMN I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKING POLESMOKER PISS ARTIST ASS BASTARD FRITZ SHITSKIN JACKASS QUEEF CHOAD CHIGGER NEGRO CUNT PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE JAP DIPSHIT BITCH BRUSH MA TEETH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN NIGNOG BITCH TURD KIKE VAGINA FUCKHEAD TWAT FUCK ASS GARBAGE DAY! FUCK CUNTRAG DOG SHIT CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER MASTURBATION DARTH VADER PAKI TENTACLE RAPE GOD DAMN BALL SACK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PIG BULLSHIT PISS SHITSLINGING NIGGER DILDO P'KANG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JOHN ELWAY FUCK BITCH CLIT PISS PUSSY EPIDIDYMIS DICKHEAD FAG SPUNK DICK FUCK OFF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS VAGINA DONALD RUMSFELD FAGGOT HORSE SHIT SHIT GIVING HEAD CTHULHU FHTAGN CUNT CRAPPER ARSE SAND NIGGER BULLSHIT ASSHAT FRITZ FUCK OFF INJUN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT FEWMETS TOWELHEAD WANK RAT'S COCK BITCH JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GIVING HEAD NIGGER TITS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK SHAKOPEE BULLSHIT SEX SPIC PENIS ON A BUN PISSHOLE FRAK EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM CUNNILINGUS PEACEFUL PROLES POOPY HATE HATE HAT PIGFUCKER DESU MOTHERFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSHAT BITCH TOSSER O KURWA! RONNIE CORBETT BITCH CUNTBUCKET BIRD SHIT ASSCRACK NIGGER FUCKTARD DONKEY DICK MONKEY SHIT ASS LET'S SHIT DICK IN A BOX SHITFUCKER SON OF A BITCH TITTIES SHITFUCKER WANK STRAWBERRY ASS ANUSCAKE SHITFACE WHORE RAT'S ASS TWAT FUCK A DUCK DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER CHUFF FUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS BITCH INCEST MICK BITCH TAFFY BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSWIPE SHITE SLOPE PISSHOLE TOSSER DIPSHIT HORSE PENIS FUCKTARD DONKEY DICK BITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MALARKY JACKASS COON DICKFACE JACKASS SHIT TURD COCK FAG MOZILLA FIREFOX PROLES JACKASS GIVING HEAD GOD DAMN GOD DAMN I AM CORNHOLIO! HITLER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BULLSHIT FELLATIO SHIT YOUR MOM MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN ORGASM PISS ARTIST YOU JUSTIN BIEBER SOD ASS BASTARD HIGH WAGES YID HIGH WAGES MACACA BITCH PISS ANAL DIABETES BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! FUCKSTAIN DOG SHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BIRD SHIT BOLLOCKS SCUMBAG WIKIPEDIA SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 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DILDO ARSE FUCKING A CUNT HELLFIRE BUTT PIRATE DAMN TITTIES SHITFUCKER PISS ARTIST FUCK FUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NIGGER SHITFACE POTTYMOUTH AMERICA ONLINE WILLY WONKA HELL ASS CHRISTHUMPER REBECCA BLACK RAGHEAD CUM ART METAL PRODUCTS TITTIES ASSWIPE SHITSLINGING INBRED DOUCHEBAG BITCH ASSCRACK DOUCHEBAG CUNNILINGUS CUNNILINGUS SCROTUM DOUCHEBAG BORDER HOPPER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BATHING SUIT AREA JIGGABOO ASSHOLE CONDOMS FUCKER TAMPONS JACK OFF BELLEND AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MALL SANTA KNOBJOCKEY FEMADOM RAT'S ASS CRAPPY SCROTUM REDSKIN BUNG-HOLE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ARSE DAMN IT JIZZ SUCK MY DICK BUKKAKE FUCK suck my mothers JACKASS LET'S SHIT SON OF A BITCH DICK TUBA ASSHAT SPANK THE MONKEY DOODIE HEAD CUNT FUCKTARD BALLS NIPPLES ARSE BASTARD SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO PISS NAZI FUCKING MILF COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT NIGGER MASTURBATION NIGNOG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JAP PISS FASHION BUG FUCKSTAIN CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CUNNILINGUS SHITFUCKER DOG SHIT GO HOME AND DIE ANAL YOU WANKER JAP DONKEY DICK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKTARD PEEPEE SLOPE DOUCHETITS MOLDY TITS NIPPLES FUCKER DUMBASS SCUMBAG BASTARD RAT'S ASS MALL SANTA SACRAMENTO FUCKSTAIN ORGASM DONGSHOVER FELLATIO MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ARSE NIGGER TITS REDNECK SHITFACE FUCKHEAD DICKFACE ASS FASCIST ASS LICKER ASS MILF DICKHEAD SHITCOCK BIRD SHIT BULLSHIT NIGGER HOSER MILF CLEVELAND STEAMER BONER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FELCHING RANDY TRAVIS JACKASS ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! OSTRICH MY ASS BITCH COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BALLS BUTT PIRATE ASSWIPE SEX SCRATCH! GROUNDER! STEVE BALLMER BASTARD DICK CHICKEN FUCK OFF DILDO SON OF A BITCH FUCK JACKASS SHIT BENSON SUCKS ARSEBADGERS PEDOPHILIA URINE-GARGLING ARSE BOB SAGET CUNT DUNE COON SUCK COCKS IN HELL! RAGHEAD DOT HEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITFUCKER HORSE SHIT SHIT CUNT ASSFACE ASSHOLE FUCKBAG O CANADA VAGINA FUCKHEAD GENITALIA WANK PROLES FELCHING SHITE NIGGER DARTH VADER ASSBANDIT SEMEN DOT HEAD FUCKING ASS GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER BORDER HOPPER ASSWIPE PEDOPHILIA BEANER BULLSHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA QUEEF ASS BASTARD WOMEN'S RIGHTS DAMN IT BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! BALL SACK HO TWAT INBRED IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! JOHN SMILEY FACE DONALD RUMSFELD BUTT-HEAD AMERICA ONLINE STEVE BALLMER FUCKFACE FIST FUCK DOUCHEBAG NIGGER DICKLICK FRAK DILDO FUCKTARD ASSRAPING FUCKING WOODPECKERSHIT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DUMBASS and with the ASS and his FENCE JUMPER of girraffes in which FUCKTARD while reading about OH SHI–!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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