Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without HELL comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a SHITE article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JACKASS neurochemical FUCK disorder CHRISTHUMPER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NIPPLES, sudden PECKERHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITTING DICK NIPPLES or CHOAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly INCEST in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CHIGGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may VAGINA include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BLOWJOB by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SOD OFF HELL words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DONKEY PUNCHER utterFUCKance of socially BELGIUM objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITE television programs to address PEARL NECKLACE Tourette's syndrome.

SPICY CUNT FUCK Tourette's is CRAPPY not to be RAT'S ASS confused with BEAVER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOD DAMMIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves 666 random NIGGER disorientation, culturally-SHITSLINGING-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SMILES outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKING language, BUTTFUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DILDO BITCH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky POOPY souvenir shoppes and massive BORDER HOPPER quantities GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A COCKSTUFFER Polite Note to the NI Author:

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The CUNTYMINTS Tourette's SHITPISSER Research Institute was SMILES founded to DAMN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ANAL Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASS article FRIG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITFACE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GOD DAMN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance P'KANG.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FOUR-EYES Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BUGFUCK Tourrette's sufferers FUCKER swear. You can PISS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PENIS TV, for always focusing on the NECROPHILIA bad side of a terrible DONGSHOVER thing.
  • The main FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JAP involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITCUNTING knee GRINGO NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FOUR-EYES no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKFACE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PISS school for BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICKHEAD sufferers to become HORSE PENIS manically depressed and POLAK commit FELLATIO suicide.
  • There is no BELLEND cure, and the PISS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BASTARD tics often have adverse GOD DAMMIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK YOU perodol" which caused my entire SCUMBAG body to go HELL numb and TITS basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISS ARTIST it is without the FUCKING drug.

I am an active member of a NEGRO tourette syndrome CUNTYMINTS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAMNATION the FUCKING A public view of Tourettes as a "RAGHEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHOAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITFUCKER sorry for BULLSHIT "hi-jacking" your JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SON OF A BITCH this that really PISSHOLE annoys me. I am working towards a BASTARD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FENCE JUMPER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WEHATEMARIO, and making fun of a Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! horrible disorder is (not) SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your REDSKIN time.

Best HELL regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TAFFY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As TANK MAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Westerners show is not an STUDENT PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CENSORSHIP degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing TIBET right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROXY SITES in countries TIANENMEN SQUARE leadership, those problems does not CHRISTIANITY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHISM byproduct of your FREEDOM OF SPEECH capitalist society HUMAN RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “BUDDHIST MONK” Wen

P.S. PISS UP MY ARSE Regards to Andrew HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

Mr. janitor

The DAMN IT bastard who wrote this article. You can NEGRO punch him if you SHITE want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DUMBASS saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my SON OF A BITCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How SMILES to FLAMING ASS BADGER cure COCK the WOMEN'S RIGHTS Tourette's MY ANUS IS BLEEDING Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITSLINGING for POMMIE Tourette's IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK Syndrome WHORE is FUCKFACE following NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! these PUSSYLICKER rules MARCH OF FLAMES in GENITALIA order:

  • 1: Avoid DOG SHIT immature PISS little POWERSHIT kids,
  • 2: Count to DILDO within FELLATIO 10 CHIGGERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your COCKGOBLIN I RAPE WALRUSES! ABO nor DUMBASS talk,
  • 4: Tell WHORE yourself you DOUCHE don't DIPSHIT have ARSE this GOD DAMMIT disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS WITH NASTY YOGHURT CANNON DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKWIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

BALL SACK FUCKING A WHORE SHITHEAD DAMN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HELL DUNE COON YOU WANKER DUMBASS

NAZI DICK FELLATIO TIT DIRT LIMEY BASTARD ASSHAT TAFFY DIPSHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JUNGLE BUNNY NIGGER SMILES FUCK JAP PUSSY BORDER HOPPER SAMUEL L. JACKSON DONKEY PUNCHER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GRUE RAPE FUCK OFF SHITSKIN FELLATIO DICKHEAD CRACKER FRENCH TICKLER JESSE McCARTNEY PIG WANK TITTYWANK BEAVER BASTARD JOHNNY TRANNY GOD DAMMIT HOMO BITCH SON OF A BITCH KRAUT JOHN SMILEY FACE DAMN ASS HELL VAGINA FOUR-EYES GOD DAMN JERK OFF MOTHERFUCKER QUEEF DAMN NIGGER TITS COCKSUCKER POWERSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PENISFUCK FLYING FUCK POLESMOKER BUTT PIRATE DAMN IT HENTAI WANK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS COCKGOBLIN COON BRITNEY SHITSLINGING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AUTOFELLATIO MACACA [EXPLETIVE] BOB SAGET WANK MOTHERFUCKER FUCK BALL SACK CLUSTER FUCK ASSFACE POLESMOKER HOMO PISS ARTIST BUTTFUCKER PUSSYLICKER FUCKHEAD GOD DAMN SIGMUND FREUD FUCKING A ASS RAT'S COCK BITCH ANUSCAKE BENCH PRESS RANDY TRAVIS BOOBS YID PORCH MONKEY ASSWIPE POLACK FELLATIO FUCKING HELLFUCKER JERK OFF SHAKOPEE FLYING FUCK TWAT P'KANG SHITTY ANUSCAKE DUMBASS GOBSHITE BLUMPKIN RAPE BUKKAKE RAT'S ASS COMMUNIST DILDO CONDOMS CC PLZ JIZZ ASSWIPE NIGGER DIPSHIT SOD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HELL BIGNOSE CLEMEN PUSSY INBRED BASTARD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SMILES DESU BULLSHIT LIMEY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASS FASCIST MASTURBATION WANK SHIT CUNT GOD BLESS AMERICA WHORE BIRD IN THE HOUSE PUSSY I WILL KILL YOU! BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKER POMMIE FLYING FUCK ASS SHITE DAMN BUTTFUCKER ASSWIPE BOB SAGET SHIT DAMN RAT'S COCK suck my mothers DOM DeLUISE PIG BOOBIES ASSWIPE BASTARD BUGGER OFF FENCE JUMPER BOOBS FUCK OFF BONER WETBACK MONKEY SHIT VOTE I AM CORNHOLIO! DOUCHING ALF FUCKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CLUSTER FUCK JERRY CLUSTER FUCK SHIT WINDOWS VISTA PISS FUCKHEAD WANK DOG SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TURD FUCKING CRAPPY LOLCAT FUCKSTAIN VOTE PISS OFF MY ASS AUTOFELLATIO SCUMBAG GOD DAMN SHIT BITCH BUTTFUCKER NIGGER TURD PIECE OF SHIT FUCK BUTTFUCKER ORGASM SACRED YOU WANKER SHITE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HONKY PRICK SHIT SHITSLINGING FENCE JUMPER GOAT DICK BITCH NIPPLES SMILES EMO TRANNY SPUNK SUITCASE PENIS DESU TONY LA RUSSA CUNT CRAPPER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CHOAD FIST FUCK TITS SHITSLINGING DEVELOPERS! BITCH ANAL DIABETES GO HOME AND DIE SHIT RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD INBRED ASSWANKING FAILURE! DILDO FELCHMONKEY GOBSHITE FUCKER SACRED WANK LET'S SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCK DICK DAMN IT BOOBS BITCH JERK OFF DAMN TAMPONS GOD DAMMIT I'LL RAPE YOU DOG SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER PENIS ON A BUN CUNNILINGUS CUM FENCE JUMPER MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER DICK MILF KIKE BASTARD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SACRAMENTO TWAT EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM MACACA ART METAL PRODUCTS BLOWJOB HELL GOD DAMMIT ASS FUDGEPACKER DAMN O CANADA NIPPLES TIT SPRINKLES CRAP SEMEN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WALRUS SHIT BIRD SHIT GOD DAMN MALARKY JIZZ FUCKING SHITE FLYING FUCK TRANNY SHITHEAD INBRED SHITTY HENTAI YOU CLIT BASTARD DICK IN A BOX TITMOUSE BOOBS FASHION BUG DICKFACE BASTARD CUNTYMINTS PRICK FELCHMONKEY FUCK COCK BUKKAKE YOUR MOM CONAN O'BRIAN SHITE FUCKFUCKFUCK BASTARD DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT SHITSLINGING BIRD SHIT JIZZ TURD HELL WANK ASSHOLE NIGGER FEWMETS HONKY JACKASS SHIT COCKSHITTER POLACK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM WANKER BIRD SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS PIECE OF SHIT PIG CHOAD TOSSER SMILES WOP SHITCUNTING FUCKING BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASS FUCKSTAIN SMILES ASSHAT FUCK RICK MORANIS BOOBS HOMO WIENER FUCK OFF POWERSHIT NIPPLES SON OF A BITCH BOLLOCKS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PISS SHITPISSER POOPOO TITS SHITFUCKER CLIT FASHION BUG DOG FUCKER TITMOUSE MASTURBATION FUCKING BITCH WALRUS SHIT NIGGER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TOTAL WHORE HOMO ALEX TREBEK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CC PLZ LET'S SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ASSFACE BELLEND FUCKSTAIN HORSE SHIT ASSCRACK BUGGER BITCH CHOAD SHIT BUGFUCK LET'S SHIT NIGNOG CRAPPY PEARL NECKLACE SHIT FUCKING FAGGOT FLYING RAT'S ASS FOREIGN CURRENCY FUCK OFF VOTE ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKFACE OSTRICH MY ASS ABO DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY TITS MONKEY SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE NIGGER PISS ARTIST SOD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD TITWANK REDNECK NI 666 DOM DeLUISE MONKEY BALLS ASSFACE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX WOP CUNTBUCKET BUKKAKE lowercase NIPPLES GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITCOCK FUCKTARD FUCKTARD REDNECK TAMPON IN MY ASS JUNGLE BUNNY YID SEMEN FUCKSTAIN PRICK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BRITNEY PUSSY HO GANGBANG CHOAD KISSER FIST FUCK GOD DAMN CLUSTER FUCK WANK INCEST ASSWIPE FUCKWIT CHRISTHUMPER TIMBER NIGGER FUCKING BALLS AY-AY-AY SEX TITWANK BLOWJOB FUCKHEAD TACO FUCKTARD DOUCHING FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BULLSHIT COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK CHICKEN SHIT CHIGGER COCK GOD DAMMIT DELICIOUS CAKE SACRED BASTARD POTTYMOUTH MR WINKLER IS GAY PORCH MONKEY HEIL HITLER! DICKWAD ANAL DONKEY DICK BALLS suck my mothers WOMEN'S RIGHTS WALRUS SHIT DICKFACE PUSSYLICKER ASSWIPE SMILES LOLCAT DAMN BULLSHIT BALLS TITWANK OSTRICH MY ASS CUNT ASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DIRTY SANCHEZ BUGGER OFF BOOBIES MOTHERFUCKER REBECCA BLACK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BALLS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCK CUNT ALEX TREBEK CROTCH POMMIE CUNNILINGUS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ALF BOOBIES GRIS HADJI RUSTY TROMBONE O CANADA CRAPMUNCHER ALF INCEST BASTARD GRINGO MAMA MIA WANKER COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CLUSTER FUCK FUCKSTAIN BITCH FELCHING FUCK RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT REDNECK HELLFIRE FELCHMONKEY POLAK FELCHING WIGGER PAKI HOSER ASS PISS OFF HADJI PEEPEE WIENER SHITHEAD SOD OFF FLYING FUCK POLAK TITWANK BUGFUCK TESTICLE CHOKE KAFFIR WANK FOREIGN CURRENCY TWAT KIDDY FIDDLER COMMUNIST DILDO CUNNILINGUS DYKE HADJI WIENER VAGINA BUKKAKE FUCK NUGGET RAT'S ASS GREASER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BRITNEY BIGNOSE BATMAN & ROBIN NAZI WEHATEMARIO BATHING SUIT AREA SHITTY WIENER SHITCOCK O CANADA DONKEY DICK HELL JACKASS SHIT DYKE O KURWA! PRICK WOODPECKERSHIT SUGARTITS BIRD SHIT SHITFUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES RAGHEAD POMMIE BATHING SUIT AREA TWAT TIMBER NIGGER WANKSPLAT SOD OFF WANK SPICY CUNT FUCK BUGGER TWAT DOG FUCKER JIZZ AMERICA ONLINE ASSFACE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH INCEST HO JERK OFF GOD DAMMIT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CHINK and with the YOUR MOM and his BARBRA STREISAND of girraffes in which SONNY BILL WILLIAMS while reading about BASTARD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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