Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without DARTH VADER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a MONKEY'S UNCLE article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NORTH KOREA neurochemical FUCK disorder GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CHUFF, sudden CHOAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITFACE or DYKE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PENISBIRD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated LOLCAT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICKFACE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITHEAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GRINGO PENIS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITHEAD utterFUCKance of socially HEIL HITLER! objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert
Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FLYING FUCK television programs to address FUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! Tourette's is POOPOO not to be GOD DAMMIT confused with BUGGER OFF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CLEAN DRINKING WATER random BITCH disorientation, culturally-FUCKWIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BUTT-FOR-BRAINS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WARNER MUSIC GROUP language, SCROTUM and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WANK NIPPLES of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JIGGABOO souvenir shoppes and massive GYPSY quantities FUCKING JUMP! of ANAL DIABETES CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Polite Note to the BIGNOSE Author:

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The SON OF A BITCH Tourette's BONER Research Institute was FENCE JUMPER founded to FUCK OFF.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BALLS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITTY article SHITTING DICK NIPPLES funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and LET'S SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CHENEY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BEANER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HITLER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SHITFUCKER Tourrette's sufferers DICK IN A BOX swear. You can JACKASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITHEAD TV, for always focusing on the BALL SACK bad side of a terrible DICK thing.
  • The main HO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NAZI involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NORTH KOREA knee LAKE TITICACA NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SHUT UP, MEG! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DUMBASS school for DIPSHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SUCK MY DICK sufferers to become SHITCOCK manically depressed and YOU WANKER commit WIENER suicide.
  • There is no SHITBALLS cure, and the POOPY drugs that are available to, "calm" the TOURETTE'S SYNDROME tics often have adverse FUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BATHING SUIT AREA perodol" which caused my entire NECROPHILIA body to go WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? numb and WANK basically made it NIGGA! worse than MOTHERFUCKER it is without the DAMN drug.

I am an active member of a SUCK MY COCK tourette syndrome CUM association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKING A the CLIT public view of Tourettes as a "DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is AY-AY-AY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DICKFACE sorry for CUM "hi-jacking" your CHOAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DYKE this that really INBRED annoys me. I am working towards a ASS FASCIST better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HORSE SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TWAT, and making fun of a MONKEY'S UNCLE horrible disorder is (not) ASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your D'OH time.

Best NECROPHILIA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PEDOPHILIA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DISSIDENTS reply

As MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONASTERIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an TIANENMEN SQUARE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MELAMINE in countries MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your PROTESTS capitalist society DEMOCRACY.

Li Chiang “DEMOCRACY” Wen

P.S. WANKER Regards to Andrew FUCKTARD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean BRITAIN reply

Mr. janitor
The GOD DAMN bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK punch him if you FUCKING want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BULLSHIT saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my DICKHEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How TIT DIRT to WANK cure SHIT the FUCKING Tourette's PENIS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BOYCOTT VIACOM! for BITCH Tourette's CHINK Syndrome CROTCH is ORGASM following AUTOFELLATIO these HORSE PENIS rules DOODIE HEAD in FUCKFACE order:

  • 1: Avoid PENIS immature WINDOWS VISTA little FLYING FUCK kids,
  • 2: Count to FIRECROTCH within BRUSH MA TEETH 10 PUSSYLICKERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SHITHEAD ARSE CLEAN DRINKING WATER nor MONKEY SHIT talk,
  • 4: Tell CUNT yourself you DILDO don't JACKASS SHIT have BATHING SUIT AREA this FUCK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ABO WITH NASTY CHENEY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNNILINGUS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FUCK YOU BEANER TITS & DICKS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DAMN ASSHOLE POOPY DIPSHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PENIS

FUCK NUGGET BASTARD DUMBASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! INBRED SEMEN FUCK OFF BOLLOCKS CHICKEN SHIT BUTT-HEAD TWAT ASSHAT BASTARD DUNE COON PORCH MONKEY SHITCUNTING ARSEBADGERS PISS BUGFUCK STEVE BALLMER COCK CLIT WEHATEMARIO FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE SON OF A BITCH CUNTRAG SHITFUCKER NECROPHILIA MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK ASSCRACK WANK DONKEY PUNCHER CHUFF I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY FLYING FUCK O KURWA! BOLLOCKS SHITSLIDE FUCK CLUSTER FUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FLAMING ASS BADGER O CANADA SUITCASE PENIS NAZI SPUNK CUM HORSE SHIT BIRD SHIT COCKSHITTER TITS PIGFUCKER D'OH NIGGER WANK TOSSER DONGSHOVER KRAUT HITLER ASSHOLE TITS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SCROTUM VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING JUMP! [expletive deleted] WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKING DICK SUCK MY COCK VAGINA FEMADOM TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FASHION BUG 666 DAMN BITCH FRIG CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE I WILL END YOU! SHITTY DICKHEAD HEIL HITLER! FUCKING SHIT FUCKHEAD BUGGER OFF PIECE OF SHIT POMMIE FUCK NUGGET GOD DAMMIT PUSSY CROTCH SHITE TURD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH FAG MONKEY BALLS INBRED JACKASS CHOAD CLEMEN ASS CLUSTER FUCK OSTRICH MY ASS DAMN IT BELLEND CHUFF YOGHURT CANNON WIENER MONKEY SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITCUNTING lowercase TWAT WHORE DICKHEAD CHING CHONG CHINK SHITE JACKASS RAT'S COCK I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKHEAD SOD OFF WALRUS SHIT ASSFACE BUTT PIRATE JACKASS SHIT DICKFACE FUCK YOU CUNT PISS REDSKIN DIPSHIT DICKHEAD BIGNOSE ASSCRACK DOUCHE PEDOPHILIA FRITZ ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DEVELOPERS! PORCH MONKEY JACKASS FUCKHEAD BELLEND DOUCHEBAG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NEGRO TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GO COUNT YOUR DICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BEAVER HELL FUCKING ARSE CLEMEN JACKASS WANK CUNT ARSEBADGERS PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE DYKE WETBACK MOCKIE QUEEF MACACA CANNED QUOTE SHIT BUTTFUCKER TWO-INCH PENIS FRIG DICK TITS TITS SHITHEAD FUCKING JUMP! INBRED FELCHMONKEY WHORE NAZI [expletive deleted] MOLDY TITS FUCK FELCHMONKEY BITCH RAT'S ASS BITCH HELL SHIT SHIT DOUCHE SHIT RAT'S COCK CUNTRAG JACKASS POTTYMOUTH CAMEL JOCKEY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK HORSE SHIT FUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK BLOWJOB JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM NEGRO SHITFACE FUCKBAG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HADJI BOLLOCKS ANAL DIABETES PUSSY FUCK RAT'S ASS GRINGO GRAPE PENIS JOHNNY COCKSUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOT HEAD FUCKFACE NORTH KOREA BUTTFUCKER FUCKTARD FROG FUCKFACE BIRD SHIT ARSE DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE BOOBS SCUMBUCKET MOTHERFUCKER HELL ASSRAMMER HONKY ANAL DIABETES FUCK ASS SCROTUM EPIDIDYMIS AUTOFELLATIO BITCH BITCH FUCKTARD PIECE OF SHIT PICKANINNY BUGGER OFF EARS OF CHRIST DICKFACE SHIT FIRECROTCH ANAL ASS FRITZ DAMN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BITCH INBRED SUCK A BIG DICK BASTARD DAMN IT JERRY GOATSE suck my mothers ASSWIPE COCKSMOKER SUCK A BIG DICK JIGGABOO FUCKING RUSTY TROMBONE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CLUSTER FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER PUNANI BOOBS FUCKSTAIN TESTICLE CHOKE BUGFUCK FUCKSTAIN BUKKAKE NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHIT MONKEY SHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCKING CUNTING ASSCRACK MILF CLEMEN GENITALIA INJUN CHUFF DICKFACE TIT DIRT CUNTRAG JACK OFF WIENER SHITCUNTING PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! FUCK PUSSY DAMN HEIL HITLER! CUNTYMINTS SCROTUM RAT'S COCK SHIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH BATHING SUIT AREA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CANDY DILDO BIRD SHIT BULLSHIT JAP POMMIE FEMADOM FAGGOT CHICKEN FRIES FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD FELCHING DICK TITS PECKERHEAD OSTRICH MY ASS BASTARD GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS ASS GO HOME AND DIE RAT'S ASS POLESMOKER BULLSHIT CLUSTER FUCK ASS REDSKIN FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKBAG YOU WANKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JIZZ WANK FUCKBAG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FROG'S FAT ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITBALLS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASSFACE GOBSHITE MONKEY SHIT PIG BELLEND SHIT FUCKING A FUCKSTAIN QUEEF AY-AY-AY PISS OFF CUNTING ASSCRACK ASSWIPE PISS ARTIST FELCHING CLIT DICKHEAD RAT'S COCK ASSWIPE TWAT PISS ARTIST ASSHAT CLIT SHITTY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA QUEEF SOD JACKASS ASSRAPING DICKHEAD INVISIBLE! FUCK BULLSHIT ASS FROG'S FAT ASS TURD PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! CHENEY CRACKER SHITBALLS JACKASS ASSRAPING SHITHEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK EARS OF CHRIST WIKIPEDIA WALRUS SHIT TUBA ART METAL PRODUCTS MOZILLA FIREFOX YOU WANKER SOD FUCKSTAIN NAZI ASS CLUSTER FUCK CUNT CUNTRAG CHOAD EAT MY SHIT! ORGASM SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSFACE GOD DAMMIT NIPPLES GRAPE PENIS YOU WANKER SUGARTITS CUNT LAPPER CAPTAIN CRUNCH ARSEBADGERS MARY WHITEHOUSE HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY CHENEY DOUCHING CUNTING ASSCRACK BEAVER SHITTY FUCK OFF CRAPMUNCHER EPIDIDYMIS SUGARTITS DICKHEAD NAZI [EXPLETIVE] DICKLICK SMEG I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! EARS OF CHRIST SON OF A BITCH SHITCUNTING CHICKEN SHIT JACK OFF FUCK YOGHURT CANNON MOCKIE SHITHEAD TWO-INCH PENIS DARTH VADER BIRD IN THE HOUSE MACACA JAP PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NIGGER SCUMBAG RAPE SEX BITCH NIPPLES BULLSHIT CHUFF SHIT CONDOMS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSFACE GOBSHITE SAGGY TITS PUSSY CONDOMS [EXPLETIVE] TWAT DICK TITS SHITFUCKER YOUR MOM COCK BUTT-HOLE DIPSHIT LET'S SHIT YID PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITBALLS FUCK OFF KIKE NIGGER TITS CLIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST HENTAI PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS LIMEY HENTAI WANKER PUNANI TITWANK TOTAL ASS MOCKIE MARGARET THATCHER MAMA MIA O KURWA! LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP TWAT SHITE ARSE ASSHOLE PRICK FIST FUCK CUNT FUCK MONKEY SHIT CRAPMUNCHER DAMN MALARKY DAMN NAZI POLESMOKER RAPE DAMN PORCUPINE'S BALLS FENCE JUMPER BASTARD PISSHOLE PENISBIRD DOG FUCKER BOOBS ASSHOLE DICK TITS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUDGEPACKER FUCKSTAIN NORTH KOREA DOUCHING CHOAD ASSHOLE POMMIE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK POWERSHIT FUCK YOU DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASSFACE FUCKTARD DAMN IT TWO-INCH PENIS TOWELHEAD RAT'S ASS BITCH FROG COCK CUNT LAPPER VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT URINE-GARGLING FRIG BASTARD PEARL NECKLACE SON OF A BITCH DICKFACE PUSSYLICKER TESTICLE CHOKE RAPE BIRD SHIT GENITALIA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RAPE CRAPMUNCHER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSHAT CROTCH DAMN SCROTUM SHITPISSER TAMPONS POMMIE FUCKING PISS OFF DOUCHE YUKKY DOODY JACK ABRAMOFF DOG SHIT DICKHEAD BALL SACK DIPSHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TITS & DICKS DICKWAD PUSSY ANAL TUBA CLUSTER FUCK ASS LICKER SHITCOCK YOU WANKER INBRED CUNTRAG HELLFUCKER D'OH DONGSHOVER CHOAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SCROTUM SHITCOCK CLEMEN DOT HEAD INBRED BENSON SUCKS CLEVELAND STEAMER MILF CONDOMS TITS DOG FUCKER BUGGER FUCKFACE Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive RAT'S ASS and with the SHITE and his FUCK of girraffes in which CUM while reading about BUGGER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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