Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without DUMBASS comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FUCKING A article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or I RAPE WALRUSES! neurochemical FUCK disorder BULLSHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid RAPE, sudden FUCKING m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS or DOG FUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WANK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ARSE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DAMN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MOLDY TITS CUM words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous COCK utterFUCKance of socially PISS ARTIST objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKHEAD television programs to address SUITCASE PENIS Tourette's syndrome.

MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's is CUNTRAG not to be SAND NIGGER confused with TOWELHEAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HORSE SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JACKASS SHIT random CLEMEN disorientation, culturally-HADJI-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JACKASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! language, FUCKWIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places POMMIE NIGGER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BOOBS souvenir shoppes and massive BULLSHIT quantities JACKASS SHIT of ANAL DIABETES BELGIUM garbage.

Darnit.

A JOHNNY Polite Note to the FELCHING Author:

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The GOBSHITE Tourette's WANK Research Institute was SHITTY founded to FIRECROTCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CLUSTER FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your COON article SON OF A BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BASTARD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITSKIN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance GOD DAMN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICKHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of PIECE OF SHIT Tourrette's sufferers SHITE swear. You can CUNT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHOAD TV, for always focusing on the MONKEY SHIT bad side of a terrible EARS OF CHRIST thing.
  • The main SHITFACE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MOZILLA FIREFOX involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SOD OFF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHIT knee JOHNNY NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes RAPE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WANKSPLAT school for EMO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK OFF sufferers to become COCKSUCKER manically depressed and GIVING HEAD commit BUKKAKE suicide.
  • There is no TOWELHEAD cure, and the LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! drugs that are available to, "calm" the ROSIE O'DONNELL tics often have adverse AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TITMOUSE perodol" which caused my entire SHITE body to go SCROTUM numb and SHITTY basically made it NIGGA! worse than ANUSCAKE it is without the CHENEY drug.

I am an active member of a SUCK MY COCK tourette syndrome EXTRA LONG PENIS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DOG SHIT the SOD public view of Tourettes as a "SUCK MY DICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MARGARET THATCHER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? sorry for ASS "hi-jacking" your HO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NIGGER this that really CROTCH annoys me. I am working towards a CHINK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DICKHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be YID, and making fun of a JIGGABOO horrible disorder is (not) MALARKY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your COCKSMOKER time.

Best GOBSHITE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SONNY BILL WILLIAMS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TAIWAN reply

As TIBETAN BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NORTH KOREA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TAIWAN degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing RIGHT WING right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NORTH KOREA in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not MONASTERIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your CHRISTIANITY capitalist society CENSORSHIP.

Li Chiang “PANCHEN LAMA” Wen

P.S. SOD Regards to Andrew CUNTING ASSCRACK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

Mr. janitor

The JIZZ bastard who wrote this article. You can BONG punch him if you NIPPLES want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “MUGABE HAS AIDS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITTING DICK NIPPLES saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my BATHING SUIT AREA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How SON OF A BITCH to SHITTING DICK NIPPLES cure MONKEY BALLS the BIGNOSE Tourette's MOTHERFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment LIMEY for WANK Tourette's RAT'S ASS Syndrome FUCK is BUTTFUCKER following LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS these GOOK rules BITCH in SON OF A BITCH order:

  • 1: Avoid CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE immature FUCKING little FUCKER kids,
  • 2: Count to COON within BASTARD 10 GOD DAMMITseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your VILLAGE DUMP HELL CUNT nor SHIT talk,
  • 4: Tell TWAT yourself you CUNT don't NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES have JAP this BITCH disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITSLIDE WITH NASTY DICKHEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TITTIES FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

RONNIE CORBETT PISS HELLFIRE BASTARD SHIT SHIT MARGARET THATCHER ASSWIPE DICKFACE CLIT

SHITFACE FENCE JUMPER WIENER WHITE POWER FUCKHEAD DAMN IT FENCE JUMPER GOD DAMN DOUCHING CHRISTHUMPER WHITE POWER FELCHING JACKASS HOMO HELLFUCKER BITCH SOD OFF JACK ABRAMOFF LIMEY ASSFACE SAND NIGGER FUCKER CUNNILINGUS JAP BORDER HOPPER PISS OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK BITCH JOHNNY FRITZ RAPE CUNT JACKASS CUNT ASSRAMMER NAZI FEWMETS SHITFACE POMMIE VENEREAL DISEASE DONKEY PUNCHER CAMEL JOCKEY WEHATEMARIO BOOBIES TITS PEARL NECKLACE GANGBANG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN GOAT DICK COCKSHITTER FELLATIO KNOBJOCKEY SUITCASE PENIS MAMA MIA I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN RAGHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSCRACK FUCKTARD DICKFACE BITCH POLAK RAT'S COCK NECROPHILIA SHIT TRANNY KIKE CHICKEN FRIES BEANER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE VAGINA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BITCH BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MILF LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT CRAPPY INBRED CHAV PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD FUCKING CLUSTER FUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK FRENCH TICKLER NIPPLES PRICK FUCKER SEX FUCKBAG CHUFF MOZILLA FIREFOX FROG FLYING FUCK JACKASS SHIT CUNTRAG ARSE WANK SHITE WINDOWS VISTA BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HELLFUCKER GRAPE PENIS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CHICKEN SHIT SHITHEAD CUNTRAG ARSE MASTURBATION ASSHOLE DICKFACE BUTT-HEAD GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CROTCH GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN I AM CORNHOLIO! BUKKAKE WANK CRAPPY SOD NECROPHILIA O CANADA SCROTUM SEMEN SOD OFF ASSCRACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PIG SHITHEAD FOUR-EYES COMMUNIST DILDO BASTARD CRACKER JERK OFF COCKSMOKER GIVING HEAD SHITHEAD FUCK YOU DIRTY SANCHEZ BOYCOTT VIACOM! ASSWIPE FUCKBAG JOHNNY INBRED BITCH FENCE JUMPER BULLSHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! RICK MORANIS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DICKLICK ASSRAPING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BEAVER INBRED JAP ASS YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD FUCKING ASSHOLE YUKKY DOODY CUNT MALARKY BUTT PIRATE WOMEN'S RIGHTS TIT SPRINKLES TOSSER GO HOME AND DIE FUCKER RAPE COCK DOUCHEBAG BALLS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PAKI PRICK DONGSHOVER YID FUCKHEAD DONGSHOVER DICKHEAD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA pen0r CLEMEN KRAUT CRAP ON A STICK FROG COCKSHITTER FUCKWIT COLGATE FLYING FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK CLUSTER FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY [expletive deleted] HELLFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICK MOTHERFUCKER MASTURBATION BONER TITTIES JIZZ SHITFUCKER FUCKING SUCK COCKS IN HELL! GRUE RAPE PENISFUCK SHITHEAD CHING CHONG CHINK GANGBANG GOOK HORSE SHIT FUCK OFF COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PEDOPHILIA SPUNK CUNTSWILLING FIST FUCK DAMMIT DOG SHIT SHIT CUNT BUKKAKE HORSE PENIS WIENER POMMIE DAMNATION FUCKWIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITTY DUNE COON BEAVER BITCH FUCKSTAIN SLOPE GRINGO TACO SCUMBAG ARSE TACO GANGBANG DOUCHE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HELLFIRE ASSHAT PUNANI BASTARD PAKI ORGASM BASTARD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS HELL HELL CAMEL JOCKEY BUTT-HEAD SAGGY TITS PEDOPHILIA BOON SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNNILINGUS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PRICK BOON SHITBALLS INCEST FELCHING FLYING FUCK BITCH WANK SOD BASTARD FUCKSTAIN BITCH TAMPONS HORSE SHIT WILLY WONKA EMO TEDDY BEARS BUTTFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MOZILLA FIREFOX SCROTUM CHINK BIGNOSE FUCKING A HELL CONAN O'BRIAN ASS DOUCHING FUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WILLY WONKA ASS PISS POLAK BULLSHIT CAMEL FUCKER GOD DAMN DAGO FUCK YOU CONDOMS ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PUNANI DIPSHIT KIKE YOU WANKER NIGGER CAMEL JOCKEY DUNE COON FUCK FUCK HELL DONALD RUMSFELD CUNT FROG suck my mothers FUCK FUCK BOOBIES DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CLUSTER FUCK PEDOPHILIA SHIT FROG DOODIE HEAD MASTURBATION NIGGER BASTARD CHIGGER STRAWBERRY ASS BOOBS RAGHEAD ASS HELLFIRE BUKKAKE PEDOPHILIA FUCK YOU ORGASM NICARAGUA CUNTING ASSCRACK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASS LICKER ASS COCKSUCKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE BITCH O CANADA WANKER FUCK OFF SHITPISSER FUCKFACE HEIL HITLER! BASTARD SHITCOCK DICK TITS JOHNNY BOB SAGET PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS INCEST AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI INCEST I'LL RAPE YOU HAIL SATAN! VILLAGE DUMP WANK FEATURED POMMIE MAMA MIA DUNE COON CHOAD MICK NIGGER DONALD RUMSFELD CLIT DICKFACE SOD OFF ASS DAMNATION DIPSHIT BEAVER NAZI DICKFACE CHIGGER ASSWIPE ASSFACE JACKASS SIGMUND FREUD ARSE FOUR-EYES JOHNNY PORCUPINE'S BALLS JACKASS SHIT JACKASS FUCKSTAIN CHIGGER PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE GOBSHITE BITCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PISS DICKHEAD PRICK RAGHEAD BUGGER OFF SCUMBUCKET PECKERHEAD TAMPONS THONG TASTER DOUCHETITS JACKASS ALF DONKEY PUNCHER WIENER FUCK YOU LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKHEAD SHIT NECROPHILIA FELCHING CUNNILINGUS MOTHERFUCKER HADJI lowercase SHITE DOUCHING JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CHOAD MICK RAT'S COCK BATHING SUIT AREA FELLATIO BATMAN & ROBIN CUNTRAG PUNANI DAMN PISS MICK JUNGLE BUNNY SHITBALLS NORTH KOREA GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITBALLS DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BIGNOSE DAMN SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WANKER BONER NAZI VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK YOU DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN FUCKFUCKFUCK CUNT DICKHEAD BULLSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS HELLFUCKER SHIT EAT MY SHIT! ASS LICKER NIGGER CUNT TWO-INCH PENIS CHINK JACKASS SHIT POLACK FUCK HAIL SATAN! JUNGLE BUNNY QUEEF CLIT ASSCRACK DUNE COON YID ASSHAT CUNT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PISS ARTIST HOT GRITS BULLSHIT SHITTY GOD DAMMIT PISS OFF DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN CAMEL FUCKER SHIT PISS ARTIST ASSWIPE WANKSPLAT BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKHEAD SHITFUCKER CHENEY SCUMBAG DEMOCRACY CHICKEN FRIES TWISTY VAGINA DARTH VADER PEDOPHILIA SHITHEAD CUNT DOUCHING MOCKIE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITE SEX WHITE POWER FUCKSTAIN CRAP SHIT FUCKSTAIN FEWMETS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GRAPE PENIS BOB SAGET CONAN O'BRIAN SHIT FUCKWIT TAMPONS CHINK COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TURD EAT MY SHIT! GANGBANG MONKEY SHIT FUCKFACE FUCK WHORE KRAUT SHITCUNTING SHITHEAD RAT'S COCK MOLDY TITS FUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK COCK FRAK CRACKER FUCK BITCH WANK CRACKER DICK KNOBJOCKEY FUCKER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! COCK GOD DAMN HELL ASSHAT GYPSY TITMOUSE TRANNY CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITFUCKER SHIT TWISTY VAGINA ASSHAT SPICY CUNT FUCK BULLSHIT WANK MALARKY BITCH HOMO TAMPONS SACRAMENTO NIPPLES SHITTY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BOOBS COCKSUCKER SPUNK SHITTY JOHNNY GANGBANG TURD FUCKWIT PENIS EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSHOLE SHITTY SAGGY TITS CHIGGER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKING JUMP! O KURWA! SCUMBAG REDSKIN SHITTY GO COUNT YOUR DICK JERK OFF JAP DAMMIT CLIT CHENEY LENS CRAFTERS FROG'S FAT ASS BONER MOZILLA FIREFOX HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FELCHING HITLER AUTOFELLATIO BUTT-FOR-BRAINS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITSLINGING and with the BIRD SHIT and his CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM of girraffes in which ASSWIPE while reading about JESSE McCARTNEY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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