Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without URINE-GARGLING comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a SHITFUCKER article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CRAP ON A STICK neurochemical FUCK disorder JOHNNY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNT, sudden BUTT-FOR-BRAINS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNTRAG or PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated suck my mothers way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NIGGER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CAMEL JOCKEY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PRICK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WANK BUGGER OFF words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NAZI utterFUCKance of socially PISS OFF objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FENCE JUMPER television programs to address BASTARD Tourette's syndrome.

BASTARD Tourette's is DAGO not to be NIPPLES confused with PORCH MONKEY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ROSIE O'DONNELL chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves 666 random JAP disorientation, culturally-SHITHEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TITS & DICKS language, REDNECK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places POLACK BULLCRAP of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GOD DAMMIT souvenir shoppes and massive SOD OFF quantities DIRTY SANCHEZ of ANAL DIABETES WANK garbage.

Darnit.

A MONKEY BALLS Polite Note to the SPANK THE MONKEY Author:

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The JOHN SMILEY FACE Tourette's FUCK Research Institute was COCK founded to JUNGLE BUNNY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JACKASS SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your KNOBJOCKEY article CUNTYMINTS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JOHN SMILEY FACE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DAMN IT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SPUNK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSWIPE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of TAMPON IN MY ASS Tourrette's sufferers FUCKTARD swear. You can SAND NIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNT TV, for always focusing on the PENIS bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
  • The main FLYING FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TITTYWANK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BLUMPKIN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NIPPLES knee DAMN NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is CUNTBUCKET no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GREASER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA school for BATHING SUIT AREA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SNUFF PORN sufferers to become HONKY manically depressed and CUNTRAG commit RAPE suicide.
  • There is no DAMN cure, and the BITCH drugs that are available to, "calm" the GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS tics often have adverse SACRAMENTO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CARPET MUNCHER perodol" which caused my entire HI, BILLY MAYS HERE body to go DOUCHEBAG numb and FUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK it is without the DICKHEAD drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN tourette syndrome BOOBS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PISS OFF the BIGNOSE public view of Tourettes as a "CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ORGASM much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CHOAD sorry for BOOBIES "hi-jacking" your ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BOLLOCKS this that really DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a SHITFUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this YID article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NIPPLES, and making fun of a CARPET MUNCHER horrible disorder is (not) FUCK YOU funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PAKI time.

Best FRIG regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BITCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHISM reply

As DIMETHYL GLYCOL Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill COMMUNISM IS STUPID Westerners show is not an CHRISTIANITY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those PROTESTS countries. When showing WIKIPEDIA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT PROTESTS in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not DISSIDENTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FALUN GONG byproduct of your FREEDOM OF SPEECH capitalist society RIGHT WING.

Li Chiang “DALAI LAMA” Wen

P.S. EXTRA LONG PENIS Regards to Andrew MONKEY SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

Mr. janitor

The CUNTBUCKET bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK OFF punch him if you BASTARD want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this SALISBURY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with BRITAIN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITCOCK saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my COCKING FUCKBOROUGH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How ALEX TREBEK to SHITE cure FUCK OFF the DAMMIT Tourette's DUMBASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SLOPE for BUTT-FOR-BRAINS Tourette's FUCK Syndrome GOAT DICK is BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA following COCKSMOKER these CRAPMUNCHER rules FUCK in PEEPEE order:

  • 1: Avoid NIGGER TITS immature DIPSHIT little ABO kids,
  • 2: Count to GRINGO within DICK 10 SHITHEADseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PEARL NECKLACE PIECE OF SHIT nor SCRATCH! GROUNDER! talk,
  • 4: Tell BLISTERING BARNACLES yourself you BUTTFUCKER don't OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! have CUNTBUCKET this FUCKSTAIN disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ORGASM WITH NASTY SHITTY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S INJUN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

AUTOFELLATIO REDNECK BUKKAKE BOOBS WANK DOT HEAD BRITNEY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CUNT LAPPER NIGNOG

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NAZI SHIT POO POO BLOWJOB LET'S SHIT FUCK NUGGET MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TITTYWANK BITCH CUNT WINDOWS VISTA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT COCKSTUFFER JERK OFF CAMEL JOCKEY ASS CRAPMUNCHER BRITNEY COON WIKIPEDIA CHOAD KISSER POMMIE FEMADOM SAND NIGGER DAMN IT DIPSHIT JACKASS SHIT ANAL NI ASS CUNT CRAPPER PISS DOM DeLUISE ASS ASSWIPE PORCH MONKEY DICK HELL ASSHOLE FENCE JUMPER PISS SHITHEAD SHIT HEIL HITLER! FEWMETS DOUCHEBAG TITS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SOD OFF MAMA MIA DICKWAD DICK TITS SCUMBUCKET DUMBASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BOLLOCKS WANK PRICK BRUSH MA TEETH SCUMBAG BONER FUCK RAGHEAD SUITCASE PENIS SHIT SHITSLINGING SNUFF PORN TITTIES CAPTAIN CRUNCH FELCHING FUCKWIT DICKWAD GARBAGE DAY! CLUSTER FUCK JACK OFF CARPET MUNCHER DUMBASS FUCKBAG PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKER ASS JOHNNY DIPSHIT BITCH RAGHEAD DAMN DOUCHEBAG VENEREAL DISEASE HO KNOBJOCKEY BUGFUCK NORTH KOREA YOU WANKER SHITCOCK CRACKER CUNT LAPPER DAMN PISS OFF DOUCHE FLYING FUCK JOHN ELWAY WANK YID FUCK CONDOMS RAPE DAMMIT TWAT REDSKIN STEVE BALLMER DUMBASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKSTAIN EPIDIDYMIS MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS SOD RICK MORANIS DUMBASS RAT'S COCK FRAK CUNT GRAPE PENIS BOOBIES COCKSUCKER SHITE JAP DAMN IT JUNGLE BUNNY FENCE JUMPER CHING CHONG CHINK HADJI FUCKHEAD SHIT SHIT LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! PISSHOLE FAGGOT KEEP BULLCRAP ANAL DIABETES PEDOPHILIA FUCK A DUCK DEVELOPERS! BULLSHIT FRIG PISS WANK OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! DOG FUCKER CUM HELLFIRE FUCKING RANDY TRAVIS VENEREAL DISEASE POMMIE PISS UP MY ARSE YOUR MOM SHIT GANGBANG BATHING SUIT AREA YUKKY DOODY DICK BOLLOCKS ASSHOLE DICKFACE BITCH DICKFACE AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! PENIS BULLSHIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FELCHMONKEY JAP CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CROTCH SHITCOCK JOHN ELWAY COCKSMOKER NIGGER PEDOPHILIA MOCKIE PISS ARTIST CLUSTER FUCK FUCK YOU DAMN IT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE FIST FUCK SHITTY DIPSHIT WIENER WANK BOOBS SHITHEAD SUCK MY COCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PENIS ASSCRACK BASTARD RAT'S ASS FUCKING A FUCKING A BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! DUNE COON COON SHOOP DA WHOOP WANK MACACA DARTH VADER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL INBRED FUCK REBECCA BLACK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOATSE BATHING SUIT AREA DICKHEAD GOOK SPICY CUNT FUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MILF CHOAD CHINK ASSCRACK SEX BOON BITCH THIS IS A RARE SWEAR HONKY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITCOCK COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK ASSWANKING FAILURE! HELLFIRE ASSCRACK DICK TITS DAMN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PISS SON OF A BITCH JACKASS PIG CHIGGER CUNT FUCKSTAIN ARSE DONKEY DICK YID MILF SHITTY BALL SACK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PENISBIRD MARY WHITEHOUSE MOTHERFUCKER DONKEY DICK DAMN SHITTY HELL [expletive deleted] ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DICKLICK RAT'S ASS TITTYWANK POLACK FUCKER FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK DUNE COON TACO ARSE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HELL BALLS BONER MARCH OF FLAMES HOMO CLEMEN MICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITS & DICKS GOD DAMN ASSHOLE FOUR-EYES YOU VAGINA NEGRO FUCKING A DONALD RUMSFELD GOD DAMN FIST FUCK LENS CRAFTERS NEGRO CUNTBUCKET BULLSHIT FELLATIO CUNT ROSIE O'DONNELL TAFFY PORCH MONKEY TITMOUSE SHITSLINGING TAMPON IN MY ASS CLUSTER FUCK PENIS ON A BUN INBRED TITS SHITCUNTING CRAPMUNCHER YOU WANKER MACACA HEIL HITLER! ARSE DAMN ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TITMOUSE ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN PISS SIGMUND FREUD ASSHAT CLUSTER FUCK COCK BEAVER YOU WANKER CUNT DILDO O CANADA NEOPETS DUMBASS DOG SHIT WILLY WONKA BONER BALLS BALLS BALL SACK OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! TWAT HOT GRITS SON OF A BITCH MASTURBATION CARPET MUNCHER GOD DAMMIT FUCKTARD HELL HITLER ASS SHIT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE CUNT PICKANINNY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKWIT FUCKBAG CHOAD TWAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK OFF PRICK CLUSTER FUCK BULLSHIT DONKEY DICK CHICKEN SHIT FUCKER OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! TITS AY-AY-AY PIG BULLCRAP TOTAL SUGARTITS RUSKIE FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ABO FELCHING SHITE SHITE GIVING HEAD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM NIGNOG PISS SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GOBSHITE GOD DAMMIT TWAT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BITCH FUCKING JUMP! CHIGGER CHINK CLEMEN KNOBJOCKEY RUSTY TROMBONE TITS & DICKS PANCHEN LAMA YOGHURT CANNON FUCKHEAD ASS CONAN O'BRIAN SCUMBAG GO HOME AND DIE CLIT ASSHOLE TITS JACKASS SHIT TAFFY WANK CUNT RAPE DUMBASS FUCKHEAD RECTUM RAIDER ASS CHIGGER DICK PANCHEN LAMA HOSER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITE CLUSTER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER CLEMEN PUSSY BALLS PANCHEN LAMA FUCKFACE TURD BIGNOSE I'LL RAPE YOU BUGGER OFF EPIDIDYMIS WETBACK CHRISTHUMPER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FRENCH TICKLER KRAUT JIGGABOO FLYING FUCK NI BIGNOSE WIKIPEDIA ARSE DIPSHIT MONKEY BALLS ASS JOHN ELWAY CHOAD FLYING FUCK PEARL NECKLACE FUCK CAMEL FUCKER COCKSMOKER WANK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PISS SHITHEAD JAP BLUMPKIN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GRINGO FUCK YOU WIENER EAT MY SHIT! FUCKBAG COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISSHOLE SHITTY MALARKY SCUMBUCKET PICKANINNY SCUMBAG PENIS FAG INBRED ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN HYPERINFLATION JACKASS SHIT JAP BULLSHIT DOUCHE FUCKER FUCK POMMIE ASSHOLE BASTARD POO POO BLOWJOB NORTH KOREA ASS LICKER VAGINA HORSE SHIT HELL SHIT ARSEBADGERS JOHNNY CLUSTER FUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT EAT MY SHIT! LENS CRAFTERS SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! CUNT DOUCHING GREASER DILDO SHIT FEMADOM [EXPLETIVE] CLUSTER FUCK RAPE SNUFF PORN MONKEY SHIT PENISFUCK CLUSTER FUCK DUMBASS SHITSLINGING WANKSPLAT BALL SACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PUSSY COON RECTUM RAIDER RAPE JAP 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HOSER [Insert yet another person's name here] INCEST JOHNNY WANKER SHITPISSER ASSHOLE AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS JIZZ RAGHEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK ALF RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT JIZZ ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS RUSKIE TACO GRINGO BASTARD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCK YOU MARGARET THATCHER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JESSE McCARTNEY and with the DUMBASS and his NIGGER of girraffes in which CHRIST OF TABERNACLE while reading about FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See GO HOME AND DIE also

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