Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without MOTHERFUCKER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a EMO article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CAMEL JOCKEY neurochemical FUCK disorder FOUR-EYES characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SCUMBUCKET, sudden BITCH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CLIT or ARSE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FELCHING in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TOURETTE'S IS FUN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken COCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JACKASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BULLSHIT MONKEY BALLS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CLEMEN utterFUCKance of socially FUCKFACE objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WANKSPLAT television programs to address FUCKTARD Tourette's syndrome.

SCUMBUCKET Tourette's is CROTCH not to be I AM CORNHOLIO! confused with O KURWA! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying I'LL RAPE YOU chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GYPSY random SCUMBAG disorientation, culturally-HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WANK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS language, SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMN SAND NIGGER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSCRACK souvenir shoppes and massive CHIGGER quantities CRAPPY of ANAL DIABETES PISS garbage.

Darnit.

A PISS OFF Polite Note to the FAGGOT Author:

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The MILF Tourette's DAMNATION Research Institute was BASTARD founded to ORGASM.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DICKLICK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASS LICKER article INDIA HAS NUKES funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PEARL NECKLACE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DICK IN A BOX changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKSTAIN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUM Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of REDEEMING VALUE Tourrette's sufferers MARY WHITEHOUSE swear. You can GOD DAMMIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BEAVER TV, for always focusing on the FUCKING bad side of a terrible MONKEY SHIT thing.
  • The main SHITFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS OFF involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSWIPE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUTTFUCKER knee SHITTING DICK NIPPLES NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is PISS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DONKEY PUNCHER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITPISSER school for SPUNK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOATSE sufferers to become BOOBS manically depressed and CUNNILINGUS commit CUNTRAG suicide.
  • There is no KIKE cure, and the PENISFUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the GOD DAMN tics often have adverse SON OF A BITCH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BOLLOCKS perodol" which caused my entire FUCKTARD body to go FLYING RAT'S ASS numb and CUNNILINGUS basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITCUNTING it is without the PIG drug.

I am an active member of a SHITHEAD tourette syndrome GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating COMMUNIST DILDO the CLIT public view of Tourettes as a "SHITFACE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SLOPE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am COCKSMOKER sorry for HORSE SHIT "hi-jacking" your SEX entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSWIPE this that really PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS annoys me. I am working towards a JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKWIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TITS, and making fun of a DOUCHING horrible disorder is (not) MAMA MIA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BUKKAKE time.

Best FRAK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASS FASCIST” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY reply

As TIBET Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are AMERICA'S GREAT! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill VOTE Westerners show is not an 1984 effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIVER CRABS SUCK degenerate capitalist culture in those HUMAN RIGHTS countries. When showing WIKIPEDIA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries AMERICA'S GREAT! leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your PANCHEN LAMA capitalist society OPINION.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. NIPPLES Regards to Andrew FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

Mr. janitor

The BELGIUM bastard who wrote this article. You can VENEREAL DISEASE punch him if you CUNT want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this CONDOMS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CECIL JOHN RHODES put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BUTT PIRATE saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my FUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How INCEST to AUTOFELLATIO cure JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS the WIGGER Tourette's YOU WANKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment STRAWBERRY ASS for SHITTY Tourette's ASS Syndrome DIRTY SANCHEZ is BITCH following TOURETTE'S IS FUN these DICKHEAD rules FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS in INDIA HAS NUKES order:

  • 1: Avoid PISS immature PENISPENISPENIS!!! little COCK kids,
  • 2: Count to BOOBS within BIG FOOT 10 ASSCRACKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SEX FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKTARD nor PISS talk,
  • 4: Tell CHICKEN FRIES yourself you FLYING FUCK don't AMERICA ONLINE have PISS this WIKIPEDIA disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SACRED WITH NASTY SON OF A BITCH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

TWAT FOUR-EYES HOMO BOOBS DESU NIGGER POOPOO LAKE TITICACA NAZI DOG FUCKER

PEARL NECKLACE BULLSHIT JACK ABRAMOFF GANGBANG REDEEMING VALUE YOU WANKER BALLS CRACKER DICKHEAD JERRY ASS POMMIE FUCKHEAD TRANNY SLOPE PIGFUCKER COCKSHITTER MALARKY DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH SHITTY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DAMN IT TITS & DICKS BOOBIES FUCKBAG JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JOHNNY FUCKER YOUR MOM TOWELHEAD I RAPE WALRUSES! TAFFY SHITTY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CRACKER POMMIE WANKSPLAT PRICK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! CUNT FRENCH TICKLER FUCKBAG ASSCRACK CHOAD I'LL RAPE YOU PEARL NECKLACE NI CRAPPY LAKE TITICACA JIGGABOO DICK FUCKING A PISS TACO GREASER I WILL END YOU! INDIA HAS NUKES SOD FUCK OFF THONG TASTER POO POO BLOWJOB GOATSE MALL SANTA GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DICK YUKKY DOODY CHOAD KISSER GOD DAMMIT TWO-INCH PENIS COCKSTUFFER SPUNK LOLCAT COCK CUNTRAG FUCKBAG EAT MY SHIT! INJUN pen0r PIG SHITFUCKER TIMBER NIGGER ASSHAT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MONKEY SHIT SHITTY TIMBER NIGGER SPUNK CONDOMS TWAT FUCKING GARBAGE DAY! JACK OFF WIENER FELCHING FELCHMONKEY YOGHURT CANNON CHIGGER BUGGER O KURWA! TWAT MARY WHITEHOUSE ANUSCAKE SHITFUCKER COON FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DICK BONER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MASTURBATION DAMN IT BASTARD HELL 666 WIKIPEDIA FUCK GOD DAMMIT BUNG-HOLE NAZI PISS DAMN IT SHIT KIDDY FIDDLER DAMMIT MACACA DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! AY-AY-AY SHITE FUCK WIKIPEDIA RAT'S ASS SUCK MY COCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSCRACK ASS SHITTY GENITALIA POMMIE SHITTY DOUCHETITS GOD DAMMIT BITCH CUNT MARCH OF FLAMES TOWELHEAD FASHION BUG VENEREAL DISEASE PISS ARTIST ASSCRACK PISS FAGGOT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP MOTHERFUCKER DOG SHIT SAND NIGGER GOD DAMMIT ASS FASCIST CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT HO GOAT DICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GRINGO ASSHAT REDEEMING VALUE YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD DUMBASS SHITSLIDE DICKFACE BITCH DIPSHIT BITCH FEWMETS GO HOME AND DIE GOATSE MOCKIE CUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BULLSHIT FUCK FRED PHELPS TIMBER NIGGER DAMN EPIDIDYMIS MONKEY SHIT TOTAL FUCKING BUKKAKE SPUNK TAMPON IN MY ASS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCK SON OF A BITCH BLUMPKIN FRENCH TICKLER FUCK BITCH BLOWJOB DAMN PENIS CUNT JIGGABOO CRAP AY-AY-AY WOP RUSKIE STEVE BALLMER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITFACE SOD OFF JACKASS D'OH POMMIE SEX PIECE OF SHIT RAGHEAD FELLATIO NEGRO SCROTUM CUM CC PLZ IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DAMNATION MARCH OF FLAMES BALLS FUCKTARD CHICKEN FRIES SACRED CHRISTHUMPER NIPPLES MOTHERFUCKER CUNTRAG FUCKBAG REDNECK NIGGER SHAKOPEE TAMPONS DOUCHE NAZI ASS MILF YOU WANKER YOUR MOM PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE FUCKTARD CRAPMUNCHER ASS COON INBRED JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WIGGER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CLIT CHING CHONG CHINK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SCROTUM YID IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! TITWANK WARNER MUSIC GROUP WHORE YOU WANKER RAPE PEDOPHILIA CUNTBUCKET BIRD SHIT ANAL PEACEFUL FUCK YOU JACKASS BUTT PIRATE BITCH INCEST LET'S SHIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy GOATSE RAGHEAD ASSHAT BALL SACK TURD MASTURBATION WANK COMMUNIST DILDO ASSCRACK SHITHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DAGO SHITTY CUNT CHICKEN SHIT HELL DAMN MOZILLA FIREFOX WANKSPLAT ASS CRAP ON A STICK PISS ARTIST PISSHOLE BLUE PENIS! GOD BLESS AMERICA I'LL RAPE YOU POMMIE PEDOPHILIA SCUMBUCKET JESSE McCARTNEY URINE-GARGLING BUGGER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TIMBER NIGGER ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! LET'S SHIT FUCK OFF BITCH FRIG BUGGER FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER ASSWIPE BELGIUM TAMPONS FUCKING VENEREAL DISEASE NIGGER AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! NIGGER DAMN LET'S SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA RAT'S ASS MARY WHITEHOUSE ANUSCAKE QUEEF BEAVER DOG SHIT WANK EPIDIDYMIS RAT'S ASS DAMN IT NIGGER I RAPE WALRUSES! SCUMBAG PECKERHEAD CAMEL FUCKER CLIT ASS I WILL END YOU! TOSSER BUGGER OFF CUNNILINGUS YOU WANKER DAMMIT PEARL NECKLACE FUCK OFF FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH WANK FELLATIO SHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PRICK BRITNEY COON GOOK ASSHOLE FUCK OFF SHITCUNTING CUNT SHITE TRANNY CUNT FRAK FUCKHEAD BIRD IN THE HOUSE HELL FLYING FUCK HELL CUNTRAG CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING BASTARD SCROTUM NECROPHILIA PAKI LAKE TITICACA HADJI BORDER HOPPER SHITCUNTING LIMEY BASTARD INDIA HAS NUKES FUCK A DUCK RAPE EMO SHITE YID DAMN JACKASS FUCK JACK ABRAMOFF HAIL SATAN! ART METAL PRODUCTS DOUCHE BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FELCHMONKEY I WILL KILL YOU! CHICKEN SHIT FUCK GO HOME AND DIE FUCKFACE CUNT FLYING FUCK TACO GOAT DICK CLUSTER FUCK BUGGER DUMBASS GANGBANG MOZILLA FIREFOX CHOAD CAMEL JOCKEY SHITFACE TAFFY BUTTFUCKER CLIT HELL KRAUT HITLER TITTYWANK SHITHEAD DICK SHITBALLS NIGNOG COCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK LENS CRAFTERS BLOWJOB DONALD RUMSFELD CUNTING ASSCRACK NIGGER TITS 666 DICKFACE TENTACLE RAPE FLYING FUCK SOD OFF CHOAD KISSER TWAT DAMN CHUFF NAZI CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DAMN REDSKIN OSTRICH MY ASS HELL P'KANG WIKIPEDIA KRAUT DICK TITS ASSFACE JAP BUTT PIRATE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GOOK JUNGLE BUNNY TITMOUSE BASTARD CUNT GOD DAMN DARTH VADER FUCKFACE I RAPE WALRUSES! GRINGO HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BLISTERING BARNACLES FIRECROTCH SHITTY FUCKTARD PISS OFF MY ASS I'LL RAPE YOU PICKANINNY FUCKSTAIN BITCH SHIT LIKE A HORSE WEHATEMARIO BLUE PENIS! Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! pen0r ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CLEAN DRINKING WATER BUTT-HEAD SOD OFF FUCKFACE DICKFACE DAMN IT DICKWAD MARGARET THATCHER ASSCRACK GO COUNT YOUR DICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PISS UP MY ARSE MOLDY TITS HADJI BALL SACK BITCH MARGARET THATCHER SHITTY SHIT FUCKWIT DOG SHIT SHITE SOD OFF BOOBIES PISS ARTIST FUCKBAG FRIG SHITSLINGING THONG TASTER DELICIOUS CAKE CUNT YOU WANKER SHITHEAD BONER FUCK YOU YOU WANKER PEACEFUL FUCKER FUCK SUCK MY DICK RAT'S COCK TIT DIRT COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCK HELL MACACA COCK GOBSHITE BITCH DAMN COCKGOBLIN CUNTRAG HELL DAMN NECROPHILIA BORDER HOPPER I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH NICARAGUA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT POOPOO CLEMEN SACRED TURD CHIGGER GOD DAMMIT DOUCHE NAZI GOOK CONDOMS ASS JAP GOD DAMN P'KANG MONKEY SHIT SHITFACE DOT HEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PRICK FUCK COCKSMOKER ROSIE O'DONNELL RAPE BITCH HONKY REDSKIN FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY HADJI FUCK GENITALIA EAT MY SHIT! HOMO WANKSPLAT FUCK OFF KAFFIR LET'S SHIT JAP SEMEN All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy VAGINA POLESMOKER DONKEY PUNCHER NECROPHILIA SHITFUCKER BITCH NORTH KOREA BASTARD URINE-GARGLING TOTAL FRAK D'OH IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! POOPY PENISBIRD DAMN IT SHITE JACKASS TACO BUKKAKE CUNTRAG BUTT PIRATE DIPSHIT DAMN DAMNATION SHITTY FUCK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FAGGOT and with the FUCKER and his SPUNK of girraffes in which DICKHEAD while reading about REDSKIN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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