Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! neurochemical FUCK disorder MOTHERFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid RAT'S COCK, sudden FUCKWIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JACK OFF or GENITALIA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CRACKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TAMPONS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICKFACE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BOLLOCKS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JACKASS SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat COCKSUCKER DAMN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TURD utterFUCKance of socially FUCK objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PRICK television programs to address SHITTY Tourette's syndrome.

POLACK Tourette's is FROG'S FAT ASS not to be FUCK confused with FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying COCKSUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS random MARCH OF FLAMES disorientation, culturally-SON OF A BITCH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WEHATEMARIO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DAMN IT language, SHITSLINGING and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WIENER GIVING HEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY souvenir shoppes and massive DAMN quantities DICKHEAD of ANAL DIABETES TWO-INCH PENIS garbage.

Darnit.

A COCK Polite Note to the ASSRAPING Author:

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The PISS ARTIST Tourette's BITCH Research Institute was FUCKWIT founded to ALF.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BRITNEY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NI article COCKSTUFFER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PISS OFF MY ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BORDER HOPPER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PRICK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SUGARTITS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of DAMN Tourrette's sufferers DICK IN A BOX swear. You can GREASER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK TV, for always focusing on the JOHNNY bad side of a terrible TAMPON IN MY ASS thing.
  • The main YOU WANKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CRAP involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'EPIDIDYMIS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HO knee CHICKEN FRIES NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DELICIOUS CAKE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DIPSHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BASTARD school for POLAK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BRUSH MA TEETH sufferers to become SON OF A BITCH manically depressed and KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 commit MOTHERFUCKER suicide.
  • There is no PEARL NECKLACE cure, and the ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the FELCHMONKEY tics often have adverse FUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FRIG perodol" which caused my entire FUCKHEAD body to go BELGIUM numb and HO basically made it NIGGA! worse than MASTURBATION it is without the GIVING HEAD drug.

I am an active member of a SCUMBAG tourette syndrome FUCK A DUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BEANER the FUCK OFF public view of Tourettes as a "PASTURE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HEIL HITLER! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ANUSCAKE sorry for D'OH "hi-jacking" your TAFFY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CROTCH this that really BASTARD annoys me. I am working towards a SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this COON article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HELL, and making fun of a CRAP horrible disorder is (not) CRAP funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TWISTY VAGINA time.

Best CUNTBUCKET regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FAGGOT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DISSIDENTS reply

As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT RIOTS degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST countries. When showing MELAMINE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust ELECTION in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not POISON IN TOOTHPASTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FREEDOM OF SPEECH byproduct of your COMMUNISM IS STUPID capitalist society 1984.

Li Chiang “KOREA LOVER” Wen

P.S. FELCHING Regards to Andrew FLYING FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The PISS bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKHEAD punch him if you CRAP want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this HIV NEGATIVE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITHEAD saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my AUTOFELLATIO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How MICK to MOTHERFUCKER cure WANKSPLAT the JACKASS Tourette's SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CAPTAIN CRUNCH for CHIGGER Tourette's GOD DAMMIT Syndrome WILLY WONKA is SCUMBUCKET following BULLSHIT these NICARAGUA rules DAMN in PISS order:

  • 1: Avoid GOD BLESS AMERICA immature WANK little PEDOPHILIA kids,
  • 2: Count to PIGFUCKER within FAG 10 COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHITseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your TITS & DICKS WIENER DUMBASS nor TWAT talk,
  • 4: Tell VENEREAL DISEASE yourself you FUCKWIT don't FRED PHELPS have CUNTRAG this DILDO disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAGO WITH NASTY YOU SUCK BALLS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GANGBANG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FUCKING CRAPPY POMMIE COCK GOATSE MICK FUCK YOU YOU WANKER DICKFACE SON OF A BITCH

LET'S SHIT SCUMBAG ASS FASCIST NI BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO PUNANI SHIT FRITZ CHINK SLOPE SHITFACE COON FUCK YOU BUTT-HEAD DIPSHIT SHIT DAMN SUCK A BIG DICK CLUSTER FUCK BEANER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER SHITBALLS CHOAD SHITHEAD FUCKFACE ASSCRACK TITWANK DIPSHIT GO HOME AND DIE BASTARD CUM CHICKEN FRIES FUCKWIT INBRED BULLSHIT ORGASM BUTTFUCKER NEOPETS SHITPISSER FAGGOT DAMN IT GRINGO JESSE McCARTNEY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ROSIE O'DONNELL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK FAG NAZI FUCKSTAIN CHIGGER HORSE PENIS BUGGER OFF INCEST JENKEM CLEMEN BUKKAKE FUCKBAG JOHNNY BIBLE BASHER BELGIUM DOT HEAD SHITPISSER HORSE SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS INBRED BUTT PIRATE YOUR MOM LIKE FATHER LIKE SON RONNIE CORBETT O CANADA CC PLZ RUSKIE PIECE OF SHIT CLEMEN BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT JUNGLE BUNNY SHIT SEMEN [EXPLETIVE] SUCK MY DICK DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFUCKER POMMIE FUCKING A BULLCRAP KRAUT DAMN DOUCHE WOP JUNGLE BUNNY MILF FUCKING ASSHAT AY-AY-AY FLYING FUCK CUNT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] WEHATEMARIO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKFACE CONDOMS BEANER FROG'S FAT ASS PENIS JAP CHOAD ASSHOLE JACK OFF ASSCRACK NAZI BUTT PIRATE FUCKING JUMP! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SCUMBUCKET PUNANI TITTIES SHIT PISS ARTIST JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKWIT POTTYMOUTH WIENER OSTRICH MY ASS HELLFUCKER SUGARTITS FROG'S FAT ASS HADJI CHICKEN SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER ASS JAP TAFFY JACK ABRAMOFF PASTURE [expletive deleted] PORCH MONKEY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! KAFFIR ASSHOLE DAMMIT SHITFUCKER I AM CORNHOLIO! NIGGER SHITFACE PRICK ASS DILDO PENIS ON A STICK SHIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH BASTARD JACKASS ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER GANGBANG EMO PISS UP MY ARSE DILDO suck my mothers AUTOFELLATIO JERRY COON JERK OFF BLUMPKIN SHAKOPEE BIG FOOT PORCH MONKEY ORGASM FUCK CONDOMS BASTARD SHITE FUCK A DUCK POMMIE MAMA MIA BULLSHIT SHITCOCK WANK ANAL FUCK OFF TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HONKY CAUCASIANS STEVE BALLMER CUNTING ASSCRACK TITS CAPTAIN CRUNCH DONALD RUMSFELD SEMEN SHITCOCK FUCKER FUCKSTAIN DOUCHETITS COCKSHITTER SHITHEAD HELL FELLATIO SEMEN DICK CHICKEN FUCKWIT [expletive deleted] GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF AAAAAAAAA! FUCK WOP JERK OFF SHIT O CANADA DICKLICK BONER I'LL RAPE YOU I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! MALL SANTA FROG'S FAT ASS WANKSPLAT FUCKING FUCK YOU WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASSCRACK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy GOD DAMMIT WANK WIKIPEDIA BIBLE BASHER BASTARD DOUCHING WIENER POO POO BLOWJOB BOLLOCKS BULLSHIT CUNT INBRED GRINGO DOM DeLUISE POOPY CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST BITCH MILF BANGKOK BUGFUCK MALL SANTA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKFACE SOD BLOWJOB TIMBER NIGGER ASSFACE BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKFUCKFUCK FROG BIRD SHIT BITCH BASTARD CAUCASIANS DIPSHIT BASTARD RONNIE CORBETT PISS OFF FUCK YOU EMO JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST TOWELHEAD ASSHAT SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PORCH MONKEY DIPSHIT BALLS AUTOFELLATIO SHITE YOGHURT CANNON SHITBALLS I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKTARD SCROTUM CHAV WANKER TITMOUSE VAGINA DAGO SHITTY ASS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! POOPOO BUTT PIRATE CUM GIVING HEAD ASSFACE MOCKIE SAND NIGGER CUNT DIPSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY ASS FASCIST JOHNNY CUNT SHIT FRIG VANDAL MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER GOATSE GENITALIA WEHATEMARIO RAT'S COCK JERRY NECROPHILIA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCKSTAIN WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT CRAPPER SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY CLUSTER FUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FRED PHELPS JIGGABOO SEX WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? [Insert stupid word you just made up here] BELGIUM BUGFUCK NIGNOG WANK HELL FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA POOPOO FUCK TOSSER SHUT UP, MEG! CHING CHONG CHINK TAMPONS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PAKI ASSHOLE 666 DESU SHITFACE CROTCH HELL DOG SHIT KIKE FUCK PRICK FELCHING JOHNNY GOBSHITE MARCH OF FLAMES BUTTFUCKER PUSSY FUCKFACE POLACK FUCKING CRAP DARTH VADER FUCKING JUNGLE BUNNY SHITBALLS MOCKIE PRICK TITS OSTRICH MY ASS JUSTIN BIEBER DOT HEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD JESSE McCARTNEY POWERSHIT CUNT HADJI SHITSLINGING CUNTSWILLING COCKSMOKER HORSE SHIT FRED PHELPS YID BULLSHIT NECROPHILIA PIECE OF SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BITCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DYKE SHITE GENITALIA VAGINA WIENER SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER HO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FLYING FUCK COCKSUCKER WHORE BULLSHIT ASSHAT THIS IS SPARTA! BUGGER OFF MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER TUBA FELCHING PIECE OF SHIT ASS LICKER FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER TWAT NIGNOG WIENER DAMMIT BONER QUEEF I WILL KILL YOU! PENIS GANGBANG POMMIE BUTTFUCKER FUCKING ASSHAT FUCKHEAD POMMIE RAPE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKHEAD BIBLE BASHER BULLSHIT FUCK FELCHING QUEEF NIGNOG BOOBS BITCH SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS NICARAGUA COCKSMOKER ROSIE O'DONNELL CC PLZ FUCKHEAD YOU SUCK BALLS TRANNY WETBACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JAP ASSHOLE WANKER JIGGABOO JERRY WILLY WONKA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKWIT JAP BALL SACK FUCK JACKASS GREASER FLAMING ASS BADGER HAIL SATAN! BOOBS FUCK CUNT SHITSLINGING DAMMIT INBRED BELLEND ASSWIPE SHITHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT WHORE JACKASS GOOK ARSE DAMN BALLS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JACKASS SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BANGKOK TOWELHEAD CUM PISS ARTIST RAT'S COCK FUCKWIT ASSHAT WIKIPEDIA BIGNOSE BIG FOOT JOHNNY ALF BIGNOSE TIT SPRINKLES FUCK YOU DICKLICK POOPY DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BANGKOK JESSE McCARTNEY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD POOPOO CROTCH SHITTY WEHATEMARIO RAT'S COCK JAP OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! ARSE SHITTY BALL SACK ASSFACE RAT'S ASS FRAK SCUMBUCKET BUGGER HELL GOBSHITE I'LL RAPE YOU CHINK SHITTY FUCK YOU FUCKFACE COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BITCH ASS O CANADA THONG TASTER CONDOMS 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITHEAD FOUR-EYES BARBRA STREISAND CARPET MUNCHER ASS JACK ABRAMOFF JERK OFF GREASER BUGGER TWAT WANKSPLAT NECROPHILIA BIGNOSE PISS LET'S SHIT WIENER PUSSY PASTURE DOUCHEBAG INBRED BUTT PIRATE BULLSHIT DAMMIT TITWANK PASTURE AUTOFELLATIO YOU WANKER SHITHEAD GOOK DICKHEAD RANDY TRAVIS KIKE JACK OFF DONALD RUMSFELD JUSTIN BIEBER CRAP ON A STICK WALRUS SHIT SHIT ASSCRACK FRED PHELPS NIGNOG MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PORCUPINE'S BALLS SOD PISS OFF TURD PENIS FUCK BULLSHIT BUTTFUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PEDOPHILIA SHITE CHIGGER CUNT BOOBIES DUMBASS YUKKY DOODY SHITTY ARSEBADGERS BALL SACK FUCK HOSER DICKHEAD FELCHING PENIS HORSE PENIS ARFENHOUSE FUCKING A FELLATIO HELL FUCKING FUCKER CLIT CLEMEN SHITHEAD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PENIS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive KRAUT and with the BUTTFUCKER and his KRAUT of girraffes in which NEGRO while reading about SMEG!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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