Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without SUCK COCKS IN HELL! comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a BUTTFUCKER article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MASTURBATION neurochemical FUCK disorder EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JOHNNY, sudden PIECE OF SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS or DICKFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKHEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BOOBS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CLUSTER FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PORCH MONKEY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSHAT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITPISSER ARSE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHIT utterFUCKance of socially INBRED objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BUTT-FOR-BRAINS television programs to address SUCK COCKS IN HELL! Tourette's syndrome.

DICK IN A BOX Tourette's is RICK MORANIS not to be SHITFACE confused with BUTTFUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SMEG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SCROTUM random BELLEND disorientation, culturally-BONG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PIG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local YOU WANKER language, FUCKING and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FAG TITS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BORDER HOPPER souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK OFF quantities JACK ABRAMOFF of ANAL DIABETES GENITALIA garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKSTAIN Polite Note to the FUCK Author:

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The MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE Tourette's FUCKING FUCKFUCKER Research Institute was FUCKFACE founded to ORGASM.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have INBRED Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MOLDY TITS article ART METAL PRODUCTS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PENIS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MY ANUS IS BLEEDING changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CHING CHONG CHINK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BASTARD Tourrette's sufferers BUTTFUCKER swear. You can FUCKHEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TITS & DICKS TV, for always focusing on the FENCE JUMPER bad side of a terrible BUTT PIRATE thing.
  • The main CLUSTER FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SLOPE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TENTACLE RAPE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TIMBER NIGGER knee CRAPMUNCHER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DICKFACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes RAT'S COCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKER school for DOUCHE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HELL sufferers to become YOU WANKER manically depressed and SONNY BILL WILLIAMS commit SHITTY suicide.
  • There is no SHITFACE cure, and the FEWMETS drugs that are available to, "calm" the TWAT tics often have adverse FLYING FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICKFACE perodol" which caused my entire FUCK body to go WOODPECKERSHIT numb and DICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than BANGKOK it is without the PUNANI drug.

I am an active member of a COLGATE tourette syndrome FRIG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WANK the DUMBASS public view of Tourettes as a "GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAMN IT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WANK sorry for FUCKSTAIN "hi-jacking" your MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKER this that really RAT'S ASS annoys me. I am working towards a ANAL better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ALF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BLUE PENIS!, and making fun of a ASSWIPE horrible disorder is (not) JOHNNY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SEX time.

Best WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply

As RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill HUMAN RIGHTS Westerners show is not an CAPITALISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those TANK MAN countries. When showing TIBET right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DALAI LAMA in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not GOOGLE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DIMETHYL GLYCOL byproduct of your NORTH KOREA capitalist society TIANENMEN SQUARE.

Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. INCEST Regards to Andrew WALRUS SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

Mr. janitor

The SHITPISSER bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT punch him if you CANDY want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter SALISBURY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this HIV NEGATIVE country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HAIL SATAN! saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my THIS IS SPARTA! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT to GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS cure AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI the BUTTFUCKER Tourette's FUCKING A Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PISS ARTIST for YOU WANKER Tourette's CUNT Syndrome BITCH is FELCHING following FUCKWIT these BUGGER OFF rules BULLSHIT in WHORE order:

  • 1: Avoid ASSHOLE immature TITS & DICKS little WANK kids,
  • 2: Count to ASS within SEMEN 10 MY COMMUNION WAFER OFseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your MOTHERFUCKER BELLEND JACKASS nor JOHNNY talk,
  • 4: Tell SHITBALLS yourself you POOPOO don't FUCK YOU have SHITFACE this DAMMIT disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK YOU WANKER WITH NASTY FLYING FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNTRAG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

MICK TITTIES UNIQ6b3522112aa84d65-nowiki-00000004-QINUJOHNNYUNIQ6b3522112aa84d65-nowiki-00000005-QINU SEMEN COCK HEIL HITLER! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK OFF OH SHI– BULLSHIT

DICK BOOBIES FUCKBAG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASS FUCKFACE HOSER FELCHMONKEY JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PISS ARTIST SHITFACE JIGGABOO VENEREAL DISEASE NIGGER POO POO BLOWJOB DAMMIT TITS MOZILLA FIREFOX DUMBASS FUCKER PIG KAFFIR CAMEL FUCKER DICKFACE PEEPEE FUCKWIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PUNANI SHITE DOG FUCKER WILLY WONKA DIPSHIT GO HOME AND DIE RECTUM RAIDER JAP GOOK JACK OFF INBRED DICK TUBA SHIT GO HOME AND DIE CAMEL FUCKER TWO-INCH PENIS BLOWJOB HAIL SATAN! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PUSSY FUCKTARD DAMN KAFFIR YOUR MOM SHITFACE FUCKWIT VANDAL TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DOG FUCKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ARSE MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD PISS CHINK QUEEF CHINK FUCK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM suck my mothers COCKSUCKER FELLATIO TANK MAN CROTCH FUCK A DUCK DUMBASS FUCKING DAMN CUNT SHITFACE WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! CHRISTHUMPER MAMA MIA WINDOWS VISTA SHITSKIN SUCK MY DICK BALLS PENIS CHICKEN FRIES FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITBALLS I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU DAMN COCKSHITTER FUCKWIT YOU WANKER INVISIBLE! CUNT DICK COCKSTUFFER WHORE TIMBER NIGGER FUCK COCK SHITHEAD PISSHOLE QUEEF FRAK PORCH MONKEY ASSCRACK O KURWA! HELL GOD DAMN GENITALIA JAP AUTOFELLATIO 666 FIST FUCK EMO SHIT YID I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DIPSHIT RAT'S ASS BONER PIGFUCKER WOP BUTTFUCKER PISS ARTIST RAT'S COCK TURD JACK OFF ARSE HELL BUKKAKE DOUCHEBAG DAMN IT PISS OFF SHITFACE DAMN POMMIE FUCKING CRACKER BOLLOCKS CRACKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! EMO BASTARD DAMN IT CANDY FROG CUNT LAPPER CHIGGER BASTARD SHITTY FENCE JUMPER GANGBANG MY COMMUNION WAFER OF JACK ABRAMOFF GOD DAMMIT MICK PISS ARTIST TITS SHITE CLIT TITS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAMNATION SHITCOCK HOLY DUMB FUCK ASSHOLE HELLFUCKER SHIT DOUCHEBAG BEAVER TURD RAT'S COCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM JUNGLE BUNNY O KURWA! POLAK CRAP SHITCOCK BUTTFUCKER GRIS ASS ALEX TREBEK HENTAI MOCKIE TOWELHEAD CROTCH WANK PECKERHEAD GOAT DICK SHIT FAG FUCKTARD DICK ASSCRACK FRENCH TICKLER EPIDIDYMIS DICKLICK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCK [expletive deleted] DONGSHOVER BOYCOTT VIACOM! MICK DAMN NAZI SHITPISSER CUNT TOSSER SHITSKIN PRICK JACKASS SHIT WIENER BOOBIES DONKEY PUNCHER MARCH OF FLAMES SHITBALLS BLOWJOB GYPSY ASSWIPE JIGGABOO KRAUT FUCKING A TURD BORDER HOPPER MACACA HELL BIRD SHIT DOM DeLUISE CUNNILINGUS DOUCHE ASSHOLE RAPE ASSHOLE FUCK YOU BULLSHIT GANGBANG TITTYWANK WETBACK KIKE ASSWIPE BASTARD FLYING FUCK DOUCHING ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAG MICK BULLSHIT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! BELLEND FUCKWIT SHITE NIGGER CRAP NEGRO COCKSUCKER LAKE TITICACA CRAPFUCKER FUCK OFF JIZZ ASS ASSCRACK HELL FUCKSTAIN DAMN LET'S SHIT GRINGO BOOBIES FUCKING FLAMING ASS BADGER NEGRO SUGARTITS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PISS OFF NIGGER BULLSHIT SHIT NIGGER COON VAGINA SCROTUM GOOK RECTUM RAIDER HORSE SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE MOZILLA FIREFOX SHIT DAMN NECROPHILIA LAKE TITICACA WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK SHITFUCKER BORDER HOPPER BLISTERING BARNACLES CHIGGER BASTARD REDSKIN FELLATIO PUSSY CHOAD CUNTING ASSCRACK A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! ASSRAPING WOODPECKERSHIT TIMBER NIGGER DONALD RUMSFELD CUNT FUCKFACE I WILL END YOU! SHITFUCKER TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS PISS BLISTERING BARNACLES DICK FUCKING DAMN WOODPECKERSHIT YOU WANKER PRICK CRAP ON A STICK BOB SAGET FUCKWIT DOUCHE NAZI BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKER RAPE GYPSY BULLSHIT FUCKFACE EMO TOWELHEAD FELCHING LAKE TITICACA FUCKBAG VAGINA HO MOZILLA FIREFOX HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNTRAG MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASS CUNT BOOBS DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON BOOBS SHIT LIKE A HORSE GIVING HEAD FUCKWIT BUNG-HOLE BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU BEAVER FUCKFACE FUCK YOU ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE FELLATIO BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT BALLS FUCKER CLIT BOOBS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BUNG-HOLE CUNTRAG PUSSYLICKER FIST FUCK BUNG-HOLE TAFFY CONAN O'BRIAN WANK JACKASS INJUN VAGINA RAT'S COCK SHITPISSER ORGASM JACKASS SHIT FUCK YOU POOPOO INBRED COCKSMOKER [expletive deleted] JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PENIS 666 [expletive deleted] SHITSLINGING VANDAL WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CHUFF TOWELHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SEX BITCH ANUSCAKE CHRISTHUMPER DILDO COCKSMOKER RAT'S ASS CUNT SHIT SOD GOAT DICK COCKGOBLIN KNOBJOCKEY FUCKWIT FUCKER DARTH VADER VENEREAL DISEASE HOMO FUCK HADJI RAPE COCKSTUFFER CLUSTER FUCK RAT'S ASS MY COMMUNION WAFER OF ORGASM DOUCHE SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? STEVE BALLMER FUCK A DUCK FROG'S FAT ASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BITCH BUKKAKE CANDY GOD DAMN DAMMIT ARSE MOTHERFUCKER JOHNNY SHOOP DA WHOOP GIVING HEAD MALARKY CUNTRAG POMMIE BULLSHIT WIGGER ASSHAT FIST FUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK NUGGET HOMO WOODPECKERSHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNTSWILLING ABORTIONS FOR ALL HENTAI BUGFUCK CUNTRAG DICKHEAD BASTARD RECTUM RAIDER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JENKEM GOD DAMMIT CUNT [EXPLETIVE] WANKSPLAT BUTTFUCKER BITCH PUNANI FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX BALLS CUNT CUNT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK OFF ASSWIPE ROSIE O'DONNELL JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHAKOPEE MARGARET THATCHER BENCH PRESS SCROTUM SHITFACE SHITE BUGGER AUTOFELLATIO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! HELL LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SON OF A BITCH TAMPONS FUCKING MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MY COMMUNION WAFER OF FUCK OFF FELCHING WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HITLER RAT'S ASS SUCK A BIG DICK BOON DAMN FLYING FUCK GOATSE TAFFY HITLER COCKSMOKER DAMN IT BOOBS DIPSHIT POWERSHIT COON ASSHOLE MOZILLA FIREFOX PRICK URINE-GARGLING DICKLICK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK REDNECK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! HADJI TANK MAN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PISS ARTIST COCKSUCKER I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKTARD COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF POOPY BEAVER I'LL RAPE YOU TITS & DICKS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD ASS WIENER DICKFACE POMMIE BOON PISS OFF BASTARD GOD DAMMIT ASSRAPING TITMOUSE WOODPECKERSHIT FELCHING MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT CUNTING ASSCRACK NIGGER INCEST LOGJAMMER SHITBALLS SCROTUM SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK BIG FOOT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! DAGO LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS MOZILLA FIREFOX OSTRICH MY ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON LAKE TITICACA SHITFUCKER DICKWAD SPANK THE MONKEY LAKE TITICACA WIKIPEDIA ASS TENTACLE RAPE WANKSPLAT BIRD SHIT FIST FUCK NIGGER BITCH PUSSY CUNTRAG RUSTY TROMBONE DONKEY DICK PENIS CONDOMS BORDER HOPPER DICK IN A BOX 30 CASES OF PICKLES CONDOMS BASTARD CRAP CUNT BUTTFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKHEAD FUCKING FROG BULLSHIT ASSFACE HOLY DUMB FUCK LET'S SHIT DICK IN A BOX SHIT BUTTFUCKER TITS POLACK GO HOME AND DIE CUNNILINGUS INBRED HONKY DIRTY SANCHEZ VENEREAL DISEASE BOYCOTT VIACOM! Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive LOGJAMMER and with the DAMN and his BEAVER of girraffes in which RAT'S COCK while reading about BONG!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See CAMEL FUCKER also

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