Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKHEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKING JUMP! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DICK, sudden FUCKFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WIGGER or FUCK YOU vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FROG'S FAT ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BUTT PIRATE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HELLFIRE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DIPSHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MONKEY BALLS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat NAZI PISS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RAT'S COCK utterFUCKance of socially BORDER HOPPER objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WANKER television programs to address DOUCHING Tourette's syndrome.

ARSE Tourette's is BIRD SHIT not to be FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE confused with SOD OFF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying RAT'S COCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MILF random CUNT LAPPER disorientation, culturally-RAPE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SUCK MY COCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKER language, BUTT PIRATE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSRAPING DILDO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CHING CHONG CHINK souvenir shoppes and massive GOD DAMN quantities I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE of ANAL DIABETES GENITALIA garbage.

Darnit.

A FEMADOM Polite Note to the FELCHMONKEY Author:

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The FUCKING Tourette's FRITZ Research Institute was DUMBASS founded to PISS ARTIST.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKTARD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WOP article ASSHAT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SCUMBAG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PRICK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SHITPISSER Tourrette's sufferers DICKHEAD swear. You can DUMBASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame RAPE TV, for always focusing on the ORGASM bad side of a terrible EXTRA LONG PENIS thing.
  • The main PISS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MONKEY SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HOLY DUMB FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NIPPLES knee BOOBIES NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BEANER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CAPTAIN CRUNCH cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WANK school for WANKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKER sufferers to become REDSKIN manically depressed and SEX commit WANKSPLAT suicide.
  • There is no ARSE cure, and the FUCKSTAIN drugs that are available to, "calm" the NAZI tics often have adverse JACKASS SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WANKSPLAT perodol" which caused my entire TURD body to go PISS numb and DESU basically made it NIGGA! worse than I WILL END YOU! it is without the BUGFUCK drug.

I am an active member of a KAFFIR tourette syndrome WOODPECKERSHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SOD the HOSER public view of Tourettes as a "SCUMBAG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DYKE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CAMEL JOCKEY sorry for HITLER "hi-jacking" your GOBSHITE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ALEX TREBEK this that really FUCKWIT annoys me. I am working towards a DONKEY DICK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITSLINGING article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SPIC, and making fun of a JESSE McCARTNEY horrible disorder is (not) DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your AUTOFELLATIO time.

Best DICK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BANGKOK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONASTERIES reply

As POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBETAN BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries STUDENT MOVEMENT leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBETAN BUDDHISM byproduct of your DISSIDENTS capitalist society LHASA.

Li Chiang “PANCHEN LAMA” Wen

P.S. NIGGER TITS Regards to Andrew CUNT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

Mr. janitor

The AMERICA ONLINE bastard who wrote this article. You can WOP punch him if you SHAKOPEE want to.

As a CONDOMS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CONDOMS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BITCH saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my FUDGEPACKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How DICKHEAD to HENTAI cure FUCK A DUCK the CUNT CRAPPER Tourette's SMEG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNT LAPPER for GANGBANG Tourette's SHITCOCK Syndrome SHITSLINGING is FUCKING following SOAPY TITWANK these FUCKSTAIN rules FIST FUCK in REDSKIN order:

  • 1: Avoid EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA immature POMMIE little FUCKTARD kids,
  • 2: Count to VENEREAL DISEASE within FUCKFACE 10 DOUCHE NAZIseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your JIGGABOO GOD DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ nor CUNTBUCKET talk,
  • 4: Tell YOU WANKER yourself you DOUCHING don't ASSCRACK have MAMA MIA this BITCH disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITE WITH NASTY DOUCHEBAG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CRACKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

BASTARD CROTCH GOD DAMN SOD OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK NORTH KOREA

EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HELL ASSHOLE RUSKIE TWAT ASSWIPE BITCH SHIT PISS REDNECK FUCKSTAIN CLEVELAND STEAMER CANNED QUOTE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DAMN PISS UP MY ARSE SOD OFF SHITTY FELLATIO CLIT SHITE ASS ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE COCKSUCKER ARSE COCK BOLLOCKS CHING CHONG CHINK SHITFACE SON OF A BITCH SEX BELLEND BUGGER OFF NIGGER SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ BUTT PIRATE JAP REDNECK MASTURBATION CRAPMUNCHER I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE GIVING HEAD TURD NIGGER TITS FROG COCKING FUCKBOROUGH COCK RAPE POMMIE ARSE CUM SON OF A BITCH RHODESIA BULLCRAP GOD DAMN BELLEND BUTT PIRATE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITSLINGING WANK HELL DAMN PENIS FLYING FUCK GOD DAMN HOSER SOD OFF PUSSY POOPY JUNGLE BUNNY NAZI PISS ASSCRACK SHIT LIKE A HORSE CRACKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKHEAD TWAT GOATSE DIRTY SANCHEZ NEGRO POISON IN TOOTHPASTE SPIC CHOAD DOUCHEBAG NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SUITCASE PENIS ASSWIPE PIECE OF SHIT ASS SHITSKIN CUNT RAT'S ASS NICARAGUA GYPSY SHIT BULLSHIT CLUSTER FUCK BASTARD BUGGER OFF DAMMIT CUNTBUCKET PRICK SHUT UP, MEG! KRAUT FELLATIO AUTOFELLATIO VAGINA FUCK GOBSHITE GOD DAMN JOHN ELWAY JAP TENTACLE RAPE BLUMPKIN COCK FUCK DOM DeLUISE DICK CHICKEN FLYING RAT'S ASS CARPET MUNCHER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA POTTYMOUTH LIMEY I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE RAT'S COCK ARSE SHITBALLS QUEEF SUCK MY DICK TITWANK TWAT pen0r TITTIES FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE GREASER ASSHOLE REDNECK CHOAD PRICK TWISTY VAGINA NECROPHILIA FUCKER WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! FUCK NUGGET SHIT FUCKING MAMA MIA ASSHOLE YOU WANKER FUCK VAGINA ROSIE O'DONNELL MARCH OF FLAMES BULLSHIT DICK IN A BOX CHENEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHICKEN FRIES CRAPPY MASTURBATION BALL SACK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT POLACK FUCKTARD CUNT PEARL NECKLACE BITCH FUCKWIT DOUCHEBAG YOU WANKER ANAL SHIT TENTACLE RAPE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS MACACA FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSHAT PISS ARTIST SACRAMENTO CHOAD FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK O CANADA FUCK A DUCK JERRY PENIS ASSHAT ARSEBADGERS BITCH SEX NIPPLES BUTTFUCKER INJUN FUCK YOU RAPE PENIS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! EUROIPODS HOSER EPIDIDYMIS COCKSMOKER JACKASS SHIT PUSSYLICKER [expletive deleted] TITTIES FUCKWIT CRAP DOUCHING FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BALLS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BOLLOCKS SHITE DOUCHE BOOBS PICKANINNY YOU WANKER WIENER FLYING RAT'S ASS WANKER SHITE DUMBASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CHOAD KISSER SHITTY ASS SHITSKIN CHICKEN SHIT DUMBASS BUTTFUCKER WANK PISS ARTIST FUCKTARD TITTIES RHODESIA MACACA FUCKFACE SHITSLINGING PISSHOLE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NEOPETS CLIT WOP pen0r SAND NIGGER PUSSY CUNT SHITSKIN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PIECE OF SHIT BIRD SHIT BITCH CUNT ASSWIPE CUNT INCEST HELL CHOAD CHENEY FUCK YOU DAGO BELGIUM GANGBANG MOZILLA FIREFOX DOUCHE SCROTUM KAFFIR RAT'S COCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MACACA CRACKER SEX GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASS HELLFUCKER GOD DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT BOLLOCKS PAKI CAMEL JOCKEY DEVELOPERS! ASSHAT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BUNG-HOLE DAMN SHIT CC PLZ GOBSHITE FUCKWIT SCROTUM SHIT SEX FOUR-EYES BUTTFUCKER BRUSH MA TEETH INBRED FELCHMONKEY SHITCUNTING NECROPHILIA BOOBS OSTRICH MY ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ABO SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER HONKY CUNT NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT BUTTFUCKER BITCH SHITE DIPSHIT BLOWJOB BITCH CHRISTMAS TREES DICK WANK MOTHERFUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE HADJI ASSCRACK HELLFIRE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CLIT RAT'S ASS DAMN WOP FUCK OFF CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKER CONAN O'BRIAN ASS THIS IS A RARE SWEAR FUCKWIT DICKHEAD DICK DUMBASS ARSE MALARKY MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS TURD FUCK OFF CRAPMUNCHER RAT'S ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BITCH FAGGOT BELLEND TITS HELL JIZZ CHOAD NIPPLES FROG JACKASS SON OF A BITCH IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SEX GOOK YOGHURT CANNON GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS HELL REBECCA BLACK GO HOME AND DIE SCUMBUCKET SHIT CHENEY FUCKHEAD DAMN BELLEND JACKASS SHIT FUCKTARD JACK OFF DAMN IT TWO-INCH PENIS SHITE FASHION BUG RHODESIA CUNT TIMBER NIGGER O CANADA HELL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HADJI SNUFF PORN PAKI SHITSKIN NI BUGGER OFF BALLS DICKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO SHITTY FUCKER TITWANK GOBSHITE DUMBASS GRINGO JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER JACK OFF ASSRAPING SHITE COCKSHITTER FUCK FELLATIO DAMN CUNT NICARAGUA SHIT CLUSTER FUCK DOUCHE NAZI FUCK NUGGET DAMN IT BOOBS BALL SACK SHITTY CLUSTER FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! DAMNATION CRAP ON A STICK FUCKWIT SUCK MY DICK BASTARD SHITFACE FUCKER WANK CROTCH REBECCA BLACK DILDO BLOWJOB COCK SHITCUNTING MOCKIE COCKGOBLIN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BITCH ARSEBADGERS HELL GRINGO WANK POLESMOKER MARCH OF FLAMES SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKWIT MOCKIE CHOAD CUNT DOUCHE 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 GRIS NEGRO EPIDIDYMIS BITCH PISS OFF MY ASS CUNT suck my mothers BUKKAKE O KURWA! BUTT PIRATE GOOK CHAV BLUMPKIN ORGASM FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BITCH I WILL END YOU! HOSER FUCKING DONKEY PUNCHER DOUCHEBAG SHIT BITCH TWISTY VAGINA JERK OFF DICKFACE TWAT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA REDNECK SCROTUM POWERSHIT GANGBANG TIMBER NIGGER NIGGER suck my mothers SON OF A BITCH WANK SHITHEAD DIPSHIT DUMBASS KIKE GRINGO TITS YOU WANKER RUSKIE SHITHEAD TWAT FROG'S FAT ASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! GANGBANG WANK MOTHERFUCKER BOLLOCKS ASSCRACK BLISTERING BARNACLES CAMEL JOCKEY FELCHMONKEY AUTOFELLATIO KAFFIR BUGGER PEEPEE RAPE SEMEN BITCH CHING CHONG CHINK SHITHEAD DUMBASS DOUCHE NAZI YOU WANKER ASSHOLE COCK CHOAD CLIT [expletive deleted] COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK YOU JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CUNTING ASSCRACK SCROTUM NIGNOG DOUCHING FUCKING FAG I RAPE WALRUSES! INCEST SUGARTITS GENITALIA DAMN RAGHEAD JOHNNY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PUSSY ASSHAT CUNT PENIS ASSCRACK TOWELHEAD WANK DAMN NAZI RAT'S COCK BASTARD WIGGER FRAK FUCKHEAD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CHRISTMAS TREES AUTOFELLATIO DELICIOUS CAKE NAZI DAMNATION COCKSUCKER HORSE SHIT TUBA BUTT PIRATE PISS ARTIST ASSCRACK BUGGER YOU DONKEY DICK WOMEN'S RIGHTS FRENCH TICKLER SHITHEAD WANK CHRISTMAS TREES SCROTUM AUTOFELLATIO PORCH MONKEY BASTARD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GOD DAMMIT COON SON OF A BITCH SHITE DICKHEAD FRENCH TICKLER FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN IT MONKEY SHIT BOOBIES CRAPFUCKER MONKEY BALLS TWAT HOMO OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER BALL SACK BIRD SHIT PORCH MONKEY FUCK NUGGET RHODESIA CHRISTMAS TREES HO ASS RUSTY TROMBONE PORCH MONKEY THONG TASTER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JAP and with the FUCKHEAD and his FUCKER of girraffes in which SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS while reading about NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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