Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BULLCRAP neurochemical FUCK disorder GOD DAMMIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNTYMINTS, sudden PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SUGARTITS or PENIS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TAFFY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may RUSTY TROMBONE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MOTHERFUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKHEAD SHITCUNTING words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TIT DIRT utterFUCKance of socially LET'S SHIT objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SON OF A BITCH television programs to address WANK Tourette's syndrome.

CUNTYMINTS Tourette's is suck my mothers not to be WOODPECKERSHIT confused with RUSKIE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NECROPHILIA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PORCH MONKEY random CLEVELAND STEAMER disorientation, culturally-FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local COCK language, CUM and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CAMEL JOCKEY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky OH SHI– souvenir shoppes and massive BUKKAKE quantities FUCKING of ANAL DIABETES CLIT garbage.

Darnit.

A BITCH Polite Note to the DUMBASS Author:

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The FUCKFUCKFUCK Tourette's MOTHERFUCKER Research Institute was SOD founded to CHING CHONG CHINK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BIGNOSE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FLYING FUCK article JAP funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DICKWAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DOG SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS OFF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ANUSCAKE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of HELL Tourrette's sufferers ASSHAT swear. You can BUGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK TV, for always focusing on the DICK bad side of a terrible DOUCHEBAG thing.
  • The main SAMUEL L. JACKSON symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BONG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'AUTOFELLATIO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ARSE knee SHIT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BULLSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK school for RAPE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE sufferers to become PAKI manically depressed and DICK commit BITCH suicide.
  • There is no JERRY cure, and the TIMBER NIGGER drugs that are available to, "calm" the JOHNNY tics often have adverse BOON side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HELL perodol" which caused my entire ORGASM body to go YOU WANKER numb and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST basically made it NIGGA! worse than FELCHING it is without the EMO drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKFACE tourette syndrome FUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WANK the WOP public view of Tourettes as a "DAMMIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is INBRED much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BITCH sorry for PEEPEE "hi-jacking" your COMMUNIST DILDO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSHOLE this that really ELECTION annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK OFF better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FRITZ article. Remember, everything here is meant to be COON, and making fun of a WANK horrible disorder is (not) HITLER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHIT time.

Best QUEEF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PISSHOLE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As FREEDOM OF SPEECH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill OPINION Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing BUDDHIST MONK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBETAN BUDDHISM in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not TIBETAN BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA IS CAPITALIST byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.

Li Chiang “GRASS MUD HORSE” Wen

P.S. MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS Regards to Andrew PORCUPINE'S BALLS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

Mr. janitor

The I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST bastard who wrote this article. You can FENCE JUMPER punch him if you WANKSPLAT want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKING saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my WOMEN'S RIGHTS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How BLISTERING BARNACLES to PEDOPHILIA cure COLGATE the TACO Tourette's FRAK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FRITZ for SPRINKLES Tourette's ARSE Syndrome MOTHERFUCKER is FELCHING following MACACA these FRITZ rules VENEREAL DISEASE in DAGO order:

  • 1: Avoid MARGARET THATCHER immature PORCH MONKEY little FUCK kids,
  • 2: Count to TWISTY VAGINA within HONKY 10 DILDOseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your PORCUPINE'S BALLS NEGRO DICKFACE nor BIGNOSE talk,
  • 4: Tell HELL yourself you ASSHAT don't WANKER have FUCKING A this INJUN disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WITH NASTY LAKE TITICACA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BASTARD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FENCE JUMPER BUTTFUCKER ANUSCAKE HAIL SATAN! DOUCHETITS FRED PHELPS JOHNNY BEAVER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES

HOT GRITS DAMN IT POMMIE TITMOUSE ASSHOLE YOU WANKER BEAVER PENIS ON A STICK WALRUS SHIT BUTT-HOLE I WILL KILL YOU! BLUMPKIN I WILL END YOU! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CUNT SON OF A BITCH SHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! SAGGY TITS FELCHMONKEY CUNT LAPPER SUGARTITS JACKASS NECROPHILIA PISS FUDGEPACKER CAMEL FUCKER AY-AY-AY TITMOUSE SHITSLINGING PENIS VENEREAL DISEASE PISS OFF MY ASS PISS ARTIST DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY DICK IN A BOX ASSCRACK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MACACA ANAL DIABETES FUCKING A SPUNK SHITFUCKER FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER YOUR MOM DICKFACE GOD DAMN HOT GRITS CLUSTER FUCK FRAK BOOBS NEGRO DAMN IT DOG FUCKER DICK TITS TITTIES FELLATIO SHITSKIN WALRUS SHIT ADMINS ARE GAY ASSFACE DIPSHIT ASSWANKING FAILURE! ASS CUNT JESSE McCARTNEY DIPSHIT ASSFACE DICK TITS URINE-GARGLING I'LL RAPE YOU SIGMUND FREUD SHIT ASSHOLE GIVING HEAD BIGNOSE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BELLEND SUCK A BIG DICK SUCK A BIG DICK GENITALIA DIPSHIT FLYING FUCK JERRY HELL POWERSHIT SEX FUCKFACE CC PLZ SCUMBAG PISSHOLE THONG TASTER HELL DAMN IT SHITBALLS WIENER INBRED YOU WANKER ELECTION ASS LET'S SHIT CUNNILINGUS DICKWAD JESSE McCARTNEY PUSSY WANK JACKASS SHIT HORSE SHIT ASS POLACK FUCKING JUMP! COCKSUCKER SCROTUM SHITHEAD SHITE FLYING FUCK PISS OFF MY ASS WHORE 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 SEX LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CAMEL FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MALARKY DONKEY DICK CC PLZ KIKE MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKING [EXPLETIVE] ASSHAT ASSWIPE DIPSHIT BUKKAKE CHIGGER HOMO MOLDY TITS SAMUEL L. JACKSON I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITTING DICK NIPPLES WETBACK SUCK MY COCK CHUFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BITCH WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! HELL DONKEY PUNCHER ASS CLIT FUCKER JERRY INBRED SHIT BUTT-HEAD GOD DAMN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BUKKAKE MALARKY DOUCHEBAG ASS JACKASS SHIT NICARAGUA NIGNOG JACKASS TITS GENITALIA VAGINA SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ARSE SHITE AUTOFELLATIO RANDY TRAVIS DOM DeLUISE TRANNY LIMEY ARSE LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! LAKE TITICACA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CHIGGER PISS OFF BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SCROTUM FUCK OFF WANKER KIKE FUCK PEDOPHILIA O KURWA! MONKEY SHIT FUCKWIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS COCKGOBLIN FAGGOT YID GENITALIA FUCKING EPIDIDYMIS ASSRAPING AUTOFELLATIO WANKER FAGGOT FUCKWIT FRIG BIRD SHIT CHRISTHUMPER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FAG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! BOOBIES PUSSYLICKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CAMEL JOCKEY DIPSHIT BANGKOK BITCH SHITSKIN GIVING HEAD TAMPON IN MY ASS CLUSTER FUCK STEVE BALLMER CUM ARSE BIRD IN THE HOUSE DICKFACE HIGH WAGES GENITALIA FLYING RAT'S ASS WOP JACKASS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASS LICKER MALARKY FUCKING A DONKEY PUNCHER TAMPON IN MY ASS BUTT-HEAD PENIS ON A BUN REBECCA BLACK CUNTING ASSCRACK NECROPHILIA JUNGLE BUNNY AUTOFELLATIO FLYING FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER TITS FELCHMONKEY CHICKEN SHIT BOOBS TACO AY-AY-AY GANGBANG GIVING HEAD DOG SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS KNOBJOCKEY CARPET MUNCHER CRAPMUNCHER POLAK SHITE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CUNTRAG CRAP FUCKING GOD DAMN NIGNOG FROG'S FAT ASS PUSSYLICKER BULLCRAP BRUSH MA TEETH CUNTYMINTS DAMN ASS CLUSTER FUCK FUCKER AMERICA ONLINE DONKEY DICK FUCKTARD DAMN IT CHOAD BUTTFUCKER PISS BENCH PRESS CRAPFUCKER YID TOSSER TITWANK ANUSCAKE HOSER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKFACE HOSER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKTARD JACKASS CAMEL JOCKEY FELLATIO BIGNOSE FUCKING CHING CHONG CHINK GOD DAMN DOUCHEBAG FLYING FUCK BANGKOK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK RAPE ASSHOLE SPICY CUNT FUCK BORDER HOPPER BITCH PAKI DIPSHIT SHAKOPEE BASTARD RAGHEAD NORTH KOREA RAT'S COCK CUNT LAPPER YOU WANKER GANGBANG DUMBASS ASS CUNTRAG FUCKWIT CHOAD KISSER FUCKHEAD FUCK FUCKSTAIN WIGGER MOTHERFUCKER BELLEND BULLCRAP FUCKSTAIN INBRED YUKKY DOODY CUNT TURD PUSSY DOODIE HEAD WIKIPEDIA DICKLICK BITCH DOUCHE MARGARET THATCHER MALL SANTA SHITFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS SCUMBAG WANKER FUCKBAG POWERSHIT DICKFACE FUCK OFF FUCKER CHOAD DICKHEAD SLOPE NECROPHILIA SHITE DICKFACE TWAT CONDOMS FUCK NUGGET TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS NECROPHILIA LET'S SHIT BLOWJOB BITCH PUSSY CHIGGER SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF SAGGY TITS BUTTFUCKER YOU WANKER BULLSHIT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! CHICKEN SHIT TIMBER NIGGER HIGH WAGES FELLATIO FUCK PECKERHEAD SON OF A BITCH NIGGER SHITHEAD PISS ARTIST PUSSY BITCH PISSHOLE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT ORGASM SPUNK SLOPE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNT TACO BOLLOCKS AY-AY-AY ASSWIPE PENIS ON A BUN TURD TITS FUCKSTAIN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TITS FUCK SHITCOCK JACK OFF DAMN DAMN PISS OFF BASTARD DOUCHING GOBSHITE BITCH FUCK OFF SHITFUCKER SEMEN SOD GO COUNT YOUR DICK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WANK CUNT LAPPER FUCK A DUCK GOD DAMMIT PISS UP MY ARSE SHITBALLS BULLSHIT SHIT PENIS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DUMBASS PUSSY BLISTERING BARNACLES GANGBANG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DILDO BLOWJOB DICKFACE DAMNATION AUTOFELLATIO DICKHEAD SHIT ABO POMMIE GENITALIA CUM BEAVER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA STEVE BALLMER FLYING FUCK BIG FOOT JACKASS CUNT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! WANK CUNTRAG DIPSHIT CRAP ON A STICK CHOAD WIKIPEDIA DOUCHING COCK CUNT CRAPPER TITTIES CARPET MUNCHER NECROPHILIA FUCKFACE YOU WANKER BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS TWAT WANK CONDOMS DAMN MILF GOD BLESS AMERICA NIGGER FROG ASS LICKER SHITTY PISS ARTIST JERK OFF DYKE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASSFACE FUCKHEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HELL FUCK YOU INJUN SHITSLINGING ASS GO HOME AND DIE FUCKWIT SEX SHITSLINGING SUGARTITS SHIT DAMN NAZI SACRAMENTO BONER DILDO ASSWIPE NIGNOG VENEREAL DISEASE SPRINKLES MACACA CHING CHONG CHINK BITCH SHITSKIN SAMUEL L. JACKSON ROSIE O'DONNELL SHIT CAMEL FUCKER POLAK COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink NAZI ANAL TIMBER NIGGER ASS ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST DAMN SLOPE YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DIPSHIT FUCKHEAD CUNT CRAPPER HELLFIRE ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER TWAT FUCKWIT CUNTRAG PUSSYLICKER HIGH WAGES BONER FUCK NUGGET COCKSHITTER ASSFACE SEX FELLATIO JOHN ELWAY BASTARD DUMBASS FUCK YOU BULLCRAP FRAK DAMN MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE FUCK SOD OFF RECTUM RAIDER DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS OFF YOUR MOM SHITSLINGING CUNT DOUCHEBAG A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! FUCK NUGGET FUCKFACE SEMEN SHITHEAD MAMA MIA DAMN CARPET MUNCHER BOLLOCKS DAMMIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE CUNT CRAPPER GARBAGE DAY! TWAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKTARD PEARL NECKLACE BASTARD GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE BITCH PISS OFF ORGASM BATHING SUIT AREA HORSE SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKFACE CAMEL FUCKER FUCK SACRAMENTO BUTTFUCKER GARBAGE DAY! CUNTYMINTS CRAP DAMN NECROPHILIA FUCK A DUCK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUM and with the CHICKEN SHIT and his WANK of girraffes in which CRAP ON A STICK while reading about TITWANK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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