Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without FUCKING FUCKFUCKER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a SHITHEAD article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder THIS IS A RARE SWEAR characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNT, sudden MARGARET THATCHER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BULLSHIT or DOUCHETITS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly POMMIE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MOTHERFUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HELL by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS ARTIST words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TESTICLE CHOKE INCEST words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ROSES utterFUCKance of socially JIZZ objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITE television programs to address SHITFACE Tourette's syndrome.

DOUCHETITS Tourette's is NIGGER not to be SCROTUM confused with NAZI Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying COON chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FELCHING random MASTURBATION disorientation, culturally-RAT'S COCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MASTURBATION outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local KAFFIR language, FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HELL FUCKHEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PENIS souvenir shoppes and massive JACKASS quantities SPIC of ANAL DIABETES TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE garbage.

Darnit.

A PEARL NECKLACE Polite Note to the BUGFUCK Author:

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The CONDOMS Tourette's TITWANK Research Institute was ASSHOLE founded to ARSEBADGERS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ANUSCAKE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PRICK article FROG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BASTARD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BEANER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PRICK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSHAT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of HELL Tourrette's sufferers PISS OFF MY ASS swear. You can SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMN TV, for always focusing on the ASSHAT bad side of a terrible TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE thing.
  • The main SAMUEL L. JACKSON symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MONKEY SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSWIPE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DICK CHICKEN knee RAT'S ASS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is GOD DAMMIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes O KURWA! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at RAT'S COCK school for suck my mothers something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSWIPE sufferers to become HOLY DUMB FUCK manically depressed and CRAP commit BOOBS suicide.
  • There is no KIKE cure, and the FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the YOU WANKER tics often have adverse FUCK OFF side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT perodol" which caused my entire COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT body to go CHRISTHUMPER numb and TWAT basically made it NIGGA! worse than GANGBANG it is without the PIG drug.

I am an active member of a SHIT tourette syndrome SON OF A BITCH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PORCUPINE'S BALLS the GOD DAMMIT public view of Tourettes as a "WANKSPLAT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is OSTRICH MY ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DILDO sorry for ROSES "hi-jacking" your TAMPONS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUDGEPACKER this that really TAMPON IN MY ASS annoys me. I am working towards a MASTURBATION better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DILDO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PENISPENISPENIS!!!, and making fun of a DAMMIT horrible disorder is (not) FRENCH TICKLER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ROSIE O'DONNELL time.

Best RAT'S ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DICKFACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As DISSIDENTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DISSIDENTS Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN TOOTHPASTE countries. When showing ELECTION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DIMETHYL GLYCOL in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DALAI LAMA byproduct of your POISON IN BABY FORMULA capitalist society OPINION.

Li Chiang “NORTH KOREA” Wen

P.S. SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Regards to Andrew FUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

Mr. janitor

The JACKASS bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKBAG punch him if you ASS want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not BRITAIN white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BRITNEY saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How ARSE to SHITFACE cure FUCKSTAIN the CHOAD Tourette's FUCKWIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKBAG for SHITFUCKER Tourette's JIGGABOO Syndrome CUNT is FUCK following SOD these GOOK rules ASS in MOTHERFUCKER order:

  • 1: Avoid SPUNK immature SHITSKIN little SHIT LIKE A HORSE kids,
  • 2: Count to MOCKIE within ASSHAT 10 WIENERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your TITTIES LIMEY FUCKSTAIN nor CUNTING ASSCRACK talk,
  • 4: Tell CHIGGER yourself you GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK don't HO have CHING CHONG CHINK this NECROPHILIA disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CLEMEN WITH NASTY ASSRAMMER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

NAZI POLESMOKER SUCK MY COCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASS PUSSY YID ARSE ASSHOLE ASSWIPE

DAMN IT SHIT BIGNOSE BRITNEY HADJI FASHION BUG SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DAMN IT HO MOTHERFUCKER CRAPFUCKER CUNT HOT GRITS DICKHEAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCK OFF YOUR MOM CUNT CRAPPER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASS PISS ARTIST LOLCAT FROG DILDO FUCK YOU FRAK WANKER JOHN ELWAY FRIG FIRECROTCH TOTAL [expletive deleted] YUKKY DOODY FUCKHEAD TITWANK CUNNILINGUS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CAMEL JOCKEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PUSSY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CAMEL FUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SOD OFF MARY WHITEHOUSE FRAK TAMPONS ASSHAT CRACKER FUCK PISSHOLE FUCKHEAD SHITTY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CUNT PIG POO POO BLOWJOB KRAUT CUNT RAPE SPIC JERK OFF BONER MASTURBATION DAMN TRANNY SHITSLINGING FRITZ Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! RANDY TRAVIS CUNT CRAPPER STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP OLD CHRIST OF A YID BUKKAKE RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT CHINK CLIT CUNT BITCH TITS DOT HEAD SHITE MOCKIE MASTURBATION KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 DIRTY SANCHEZ RONNIE CORBETT FUCKBAG I WILL END YOU! BITCH TITS & DICKS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKHEAD NAZI DAMN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FLYING FUCK ASS LICKER TAFFY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER [EXPLETIVE] TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS SOD DAMN IT HELL FEWMETS PEARL NECKLACE CUM ARSE ANAL DIABETES TENTACLE RAPE PIECE OF SHIT OLD CHRIST OF A FUCK SHAKOPEE ASSHOLE FUCK TITTYWANK HELL DOUCHING FUCKING YOUR MOM SCUMBAG BELLEND JACKASS SHIT ASSWIPE CUNTYMINTS SHITE ASS [expletive deleted] WANK DAMN NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MOTHERFUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS TIMBER NIGGER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BASTARD CRAPMUNCHER BOB SAGET DIPSHIT MOLDY TITS DONKEY PUNCHER BULLCRAP BUTTFUCKER CUNTBUCKET MONKEY SHIT JAP PENIS TOWELHEAD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BITCH DICK YOU WANKER BELLEND I WILL KILL YOU! CLUSTER FUCK FUCKER BULLSHIT DOUCHE NAZI DYKE GREASER YOU WANKER DOODIE HEAD FUCKSTAIN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DOODIE HEAD BUGGER BARBRA STREISAND WANK YOU WANKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK RONNIE CORBETT DICK COLGATE ASSWIPE WEHATEMARIO BUTT PIRATE BITCH CUNT CRAPPER PISSHOLE BITCH BUGGER OFF HONKY SHAKOPEE O KURWA! JACK OFF DAMN WIKIPEDIA FUCKING NORTH KOREA NICARAGUA FUCKSTAIN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHIT SHIT ASSFACE FUCK A DUCK GOD DAMMIT SACRAMENTO BITCH DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE CUNT COCKGOBLIN EAT MY SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT BOOBS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BITCH BOOBIES FUCKBAG DAMN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS NECROPHILIA DOG FUCKER FELLATIO ASSCRACK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BOLLOCKS BOOBS COCK INBRED BANGKOK BASTARD FUCK DICK ASSRAMMER BALLS COCK MOZILLA FIREFOX IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BASTARD ASSCRACK YOU WANKER TUBA BEAVER NAZI KAFFIR CLEMEN DIPSHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BATHING SUIT AREA KRAUT GANGBANG SHITE PISS OFF HO MONKEY SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK SEX WANK GOD BLESS AMERICA DUMBASS FUCKING A FEMADOM FRITZ PIECE OF SHIT PUSSY POLACK DAMN SAND NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT FELLATIO WETBACK TWAT PANCHEN LAMA MOLDY TITS SPIC CUNT POMMIE BEAVER JACKASS PEEPEE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! NI BALLS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DICKHEAD FOUR-EYES BITCH BOOBS HAIL SATAN! NIGGER TITS BUTTFUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK BUNG-HOLE PEARL NECKLACE FRIG PISS ARTIST FUCK SHITHEAD TITS NI FENCE JUMPER GOD DAMMIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE PISS ARTIST MAMA MIA NI KIDDY FIDDLER FAGGOT I WILL KILL YOU! TITS & DICKS BITCH ASSHOLE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FENCE JUMPER MALARKY ROSES ASSFACE PORCH MONKEY BUGGER OFF TITTYWANK FUCK THONG TASTER NAZI POLACK DOG SHIT ASSHOLE VENEREAL DISEASE BLOWJOB I WILL END YOU! FUCKWIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FELCHMONKEY JACKASS SHIT PRICK SHITFUCKER PENIS FUCKFACE FUCKING ANAL SEMEN ASSFACE YID CROTCH FLYING FUCK REDNECK HELL DICKHEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE ALF POMMIE BALLS REDNECK FUCKING A KAFFIR CHINK [expletive deleted] ASSHAT NICARAGUA SCUMBUCKET LET'S SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITE NIGGER PISS ARTIST FROG'S FAT ASS PUSSY PUSSY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FIRECROTCH JACKASS SHIT SON OF A BITCH BIGNOSE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSWIPE FENCE JUMPER FUCKHEAD TRANNY RAGHEAD WANK WIENER WOP JUSTIN BIEBER CHOAD PRICK JOHN ELWAY BONER PANCHEN LAMA DUNE COON BALLS BIG FOOT TITS FLAMING ASS BADGER CLEVELAND STEAMER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM JACK OFF FUCKWIT ASSWIPE BITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PENIS ON A STICK ASSCRACK MOZILLA FIREFOX BUTTFUCKER DICK WIENER SHIT TITS NAZI DAMN IT SHITFACE FUCKING FUCKING ARSE CONDOMS MALL SANTA FUCKER DUMBASS PANCHEN LAMA KIKE EAT MY SHIT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JIGGABOO BORDER HOPPER FEWMETS CUNT AUTOFELLATIO PEARL NECKLACE DICKFACE NAZI BULLCRAP 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BOOBS DOUCHE CHING CHONG CHINK FELCHMONKEY PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS PENISPENISPENIS!!! TOTAL CHOAD FELCHING ASSWIPE ORGASM FAGGOT TWAT BITCH BOB SAGET I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU HELL POWERSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU ROSES GO HOME AND DIE STRAWBERRY ASS BITCH PRICK ASSBANDIT ROSES INBRED NECROPHILIA CUNTING ASSCRACK SON OF A BITCH BUGGER OFF POTTYMOUTH CARPET MUNCHER POMMIE WALRUS SHIT MALL SANTA JIZZ ASSHOLE BUGFUCK ARSE DAMN BOB SAGET ORGASM PISSHOLE FELLATIO WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FROG FRITZ BEAVER CUNTSWILLING ASSRAMMER FUCK YOU WIGGER ROSES LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITFUCKER RAT'S ASS MICK ANAL TOSSER NAZI FUCK YOU WANKER SCUMBUCKET DUMBASS PISS OFF BOLLOCKS SEX MOTHERFUCKER HELL FLYING FUCK NIGGER DAMN SUGARTITS PISS OFF MY ASS YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT ASS BUNG-HOLE ARSE CHIGGER FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKWIT JACKASS SHIT ASS FASCIST SHIT DOUCHING ANAL DIABETES SHITE REDSKIN YOU WANKER FUCKFUCKFUCK PEDOPHILIA CHING CHONG CHINK INBRED ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DICKFACE KRAUT WIGGER MOTHERFUCKER DOG SHIT CUNTRAG FUCK OFF COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TRANNY HELL FASHION BUG BUTT PIRATE POLAK DAMNATION LIKE FATHER LIKE SON KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 DAMN IT PAKI HOLY DUMB FUCK DICKHEAD ORGASM QUEEF GRINGO CUNT DICKHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKBAG BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MARGARET THATCHER GOBSHITE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CLUSTER FUCK CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMMIT FUCKING PENISPENISPENIS!!! WOP SAMUEL L. JACKSON RAT'S COCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKING BOOBS LAKE TITICACA CAMEL JOCKEY PORCH MONKEY BUTT PIRATE CLEMEN FUCKHEAD HORSE SHIT DUMBASS JACKASS KIKE CLEVELAND STEAMER POLACK FUCK YOU BASTARD CHOAD CUNT DAMNATION BUTT-HOLE COON DAMN DOUCHETITS SAND NIGGER CRAPFUCKER PUNANI CHICKEN SHIT CRAPFUCKER FUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BITCH FELCHMONKEY CUNTBUCKET FUCKING JACKASS FUCK SHITSLINGING INCEST RAGHEAD SUGARTITS NIGNOG GANGBANG FUCKER BOOBS FUCK VAGINA [expletive deleted] ORGASM BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WHORE DICK IN A BOX BUTTFUCKER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CLIT and with the BUTTFUCKER and his SON OF A BITCH of girraffes in which VAGINA while reading about SHITHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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