Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without BITCH comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a BEAVER article about Tourette's syndrome.
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DICKLICK neurochemical FUCK disorder ARSE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid POLAK, sudden BULLSHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TAFFY or INCEST vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GO HOME AND DIE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated COMMUNISM IS STUPID way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICK TITS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITE DAMN IT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM utterFUCKance of socially WOP objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JERK OFF television programs to address SON OF A BITCH Tourette's syndrome.

RAT'S COCK Tourette's is CUNT not to be LET'S SHIT confused with FUCKHEAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DONGSHOVER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH random BUNG-HOLE disorientation, culturally-FUCKSTAIN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNT language, RAPE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCK OFF of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BUKKAKE souvenir shoppes and massive BALLS quantities NAZI of ANAL DIABETES SUCK MY DICK garbage.

Darnit.

A YOUR MOM Polite Note to the DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! Author:

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The COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT Tourette's SHIT Research Institute was FELLATIO founded to WOODPECKERSHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASS FASCIST Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WHORE article FUCKTARD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TITS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JESUS FUCKING CHRIST changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKING A.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SAGGY TITS Tourrette's sufferers MOTHERFUCKER swear. You can BUTT-FOR-BRAINS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TUBA TV, for always focusing on the DOUCHEBAG bad side of a terrible TOWELHEAD thing.
  • The main ASSHAT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BUKKAKE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MY ANUS IS BLEEDING' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKHEAD knee POLACK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DILDO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes KIKE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at I'LL RAPE YOU school for FUCKTARD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHIT sufferers to become FUCKSTAIN manically depressed and PENIS commit SHIT suicide.
  • There is no GANGBANG cure, and the CUM drugs that are available to, "calm" the COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT tics often have adverse FUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK perodol" which caused my entire HI, BILLY MAYS HERE body to go JOHN ELWAY numb and DICKHEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKER it is without the JACKASS drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN tourette syndrome CUNT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating I'LL RAPE YOU the suck my mothers public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MONKEY SHIT sorry for FROG'S FAT ASS "hi-jacking" your DUMBASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like RAT'S ASS this that really FELCHMONKEY annoys me. I am working towards a MAMA MIA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CLIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FENCE JUMPER, and making fun of a FUCK horrible disorder is (not) PENIS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMNATION time.

Best TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CLUSTER FUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TANK MAN Westerners show is not an LHASA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries CAPITALISM leadership, those problems does not POISON IN TOOTHPASTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a KOREA LOVER byproduct of your RIGHTS capitalist society WIKIPEDIA.

Li Chiang “CAPITALISM” Wen

P.S. HAIL SATAN! Regards to Andrew BOOBIES Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

Mr. janitor

The FUCKING A bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK punch him if you BALLS want to.

As a MUGABE HAS AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter BRITAIN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this HIV NEGATIVE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CONDOMS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

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Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BENCH PRESS saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my PISS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

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A good NAZI treatment FUCK for PISS Tourette's CUNT Syndrome DICKFACE is WALRUS SHIT following JAP these WARNER MUSIC GROUP rules TAMPON IN MY ASS in PUSSY order:

  • 1: Avoid MASTURBATION immature PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM little CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT kids,
  • 2: Count to TURD within HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS 10 SHITSLINGINGseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCK COCKGOBLIN GARBAGE DAY! nor CUNT talk,
  • 4: Tell FUCK yourself you O KURWA! don't BEAVER have ASSHOLE this ASS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK COCKSUCKER WITH NASTY FRENCH TICKLER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TAMPONS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

SHITCUNTING HELLFIRE DOUCHEBAG DUMBASS SEMEN TIT DIRT FUCKING A PISS GANGBANG SHITSLINGING

BOOBIES FUCK FUCKFACE GOBSHITE INCEST [EXPLETIVE] TWAT DOG SHIT BOOBS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TACO FUCK STRAWBERRY ASS POMMIE PISS ARTIST KRAUT RICK MORANIS BORDER HOPPER ASS COCKSMOKER FUCK BOB SAGET ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PISS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CRAPPY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CRAP ON A STICK FUCKWIT PIGFUCKER FUCK OFF YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PEDOPHILIA KIDDY FIDDLER DAGO COCK FLYING FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE LIMEY HOMO I WILL KILL YOU! YOUR MOM MOTHERFUCKER SHITCOCK CHUFF ARSE KNOBJOCKEY COCK FASHION BUG PISS ARTIST I'LL RAPE YOU WIGGER FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD DONKEY DICK RAT'S COCK TURD WANKER GRINGO ASS LICKER DAMN IT BIGNOSE PAKI EAT MY SHIT! SHITFUCKER SHITSLINGING BEAVER GOAT DICK CONAN O'BRIAN DAMNATION 666 JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHIT DOUCHE WANK TESTICLE CHOKE ASSWANKING FAILURE! FRITZ CLUSTER FUCK PISS FAGGOT PISS ARTIST PISS RONNIE CORBETT MICK ASS FUCKING FUCKHEAD DICKHEAD SHITFUCKER MOLDY TITS INBRED SHITCUNTING TITS SON OF A BITCH DICK I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE JOHN SMILEY FACE TAFFY NIGGER KRAUT ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH RAT'S ASS SHITE GENITALIA PISS FUCKWIT FUCKING CHOAD HONKY DOG SHIT BUGFUCK SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY ART METAL PRODUCTS ROMANIA TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CUM AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI STRAWBERRY ASS BUKKAKE TAMPON IN MY ASS WANKSPLAT TITWANK PRICK GOOK DOG FUCKER SHIT ALEX TREBEK PEARL NECKLACE CHINK DIPSHIT FUCKHEAD BIGNOSE CLIT SHIT PEARL NECKLACE ANUSCAKE ANUSCAKE WANKSPLAT BUNG-HOLE FEMADOM ASSHAT SHITTY HONKY GANGBANG RAPE SHITBALLS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BOLLOCKS [Insert swear here] WIENER POLACK CLUSTER FUCK BITCH PISS CUNTRAG [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] O CANADA DAGO SHITSLINGING BITCH NIGNOG SHITE ASSFACE HELL CHIGGER BASTARD PEARL NECKLACE CUNTYMINTS QUEEF BUGGER OFF GOD DAMMIT BITCH WHORE LICK PUSSY CRAPFUCKER CLIT DAMN SCROTUM HOMO CHOAD KISSER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BOON SCROTUM SCROTUM DICKWAD TIMBER NIGGER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKER FUCKER SHITHEAD PUNANI I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TENTACLE RAPE YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER WANK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WANKSPLAT I RAPE WALRUSES! BITCH PISS DUMBASS SOD SHITFUCKER SOD OFF TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKSTAIN FUCK A DUCK HELLFIRE GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HONKY INCEST ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BASTARD ARSE GOD DAMN DICK IN A BOX [expletive deleted] MY COMMUNION WAFER OF FENCE JUMPER MARGARET THATCHER HELL NIGGER FUCK FUCK SHITPISSER KIKE SHITE BONER HELL FUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT SHITCUNTING ASSCRACK HELL RAPE MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITSLINGING DOUCHE NAZI FLYING RAT'S ASS KNOBJOCKEY suck my mothers GOOK MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! CLUSTER FUCK WETBACK FELLATIO BALLS HONKY pen0r POMMIE FIST FUCK TOSSER QUEEF TWAT DAMN RECTUM RAIDER TITWANK DYKE PISS HELL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GO COUNT YOUR DICK HORSE SHIT DYKE WHORE ASSHAT DIRTY SANCHEZ I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CHAV SHIT MILF COCKSTUFFER CHOAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BITCH TOWELHEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CUNT SHITHEAD FENCE JUMPER COCKSMOKER JERK OFF MARCH OF FLAMES [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] FUCKING FLYING FUCK ASS RECTUM RAIDER JACKASS SHIT BULLSHIT POMMIE CHIGGER TITS & DICKS BASTARD SHIT DICKFACE I'LL RAPE YOU POOPOO GRAPE PENIS HELL CRAPMUNCHER SHITFACE RAT'S ASS CUNTBUCKET HELL SHIT D'OH BUGGER OFF QUEEF FIST FUCK WIENER BITCH SHIT REBECCA BLACK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ARSEBADGERS GOAT DICK BUNG-HOLE INBRED FUCKWIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER POOPY SEMEN ASSFACE TIT DIRT DILDO ARSE DEVELOPERS! ASSCRACK TITMOUSE TOURETTE'S SYNDROME URINE-GARGLING RECTUM RAIDER MOTHERFUCKER SMEG MARCH OF FLAMES JOHNNY OSTRICH MY ASS FLYING FUCK MALARKY FELCHING NAZI GOD DAMN NIGGER FUDGEPACKER GOD DAMMIT P'KANG KIKE POMMIE SCROTUM MONKEY BALLS BOON FUCKHEAD QUEEF TWAT DONKEY DICK CUNNILINGUS SHITTY CLEVELAND STEAMER ASS BOLLOCKS PENISFUCK TOSSER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CRAPMUNCHER CHICKEN SHIT CRAPFUCKER RAPE DOUCHEBAG BASTARD FUCKHEAD FELCHMONKEY PENISPENISPENIS!!! WIKIPEDIA SHITSLINGING DOT HEAD SCUMBAG FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BUNG-HOLE BALLS JACKASS SHIT SHIT ASS SPIC PISS OFF MONKEY SHIT FELLATIO O CANADA RUSTY TROMBONE HELL PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! CUNTRAG MACACA NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKING BUGGER OFF BUGFUCK DAMN SHITTY POOPOO POOPOO DAMN MOTHERFUCKER JAP ARSE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE COCKSUCKER INBRED FRAK PISS ARTIST WIGGER POLAK QUEEF PISS OFF FIRECROTCH ASSFACE PISSHOLE BUKKAKE [Insert silly non-swear here] PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! NIGNOG GO HOME AND DIE JACK OFF [Insert swear here] STEVE BALLMER JIGGABOO ASSWIPE ARSE SUITCASE PENIS I AM CORNHOLIO! I'LL RAPE YOU MALL SANTA BELGIUM BUTTFUCKER DAMMIT ARSE [expletive deleted] DICKWAD I AM CORNHOLIO! PISS HELLFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFACE DAMMIT TWAT DUMBASS FUCK A DUCK JACKASS FUCK WANKSPLAT TAMPONS FUCKING A SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH SHITTY VENEREAL DISEASE ASS BITCH FUCK AY-AY-AY BOOBS FUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK MACACA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GOD DAMMIT DICK IN A BOX FUCKFACE DIPSHIT DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN NI GOD DAMMIT BEAVER FASHION BUG PENIS ON A STICK FUCK A DUCK [EXPLETIVE] DONKEY PUNCHER DICKFACE DICK CHICKEN DOUCHE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DICKFACE BRUSH MA TEETH RUSKIE WETBACK CLEVELAND STEAMER YOU WANKER FUCKWIT ASS FASCIST AMERICA ONLINE FLYING FUCK NAZI GOAT DICK BLOWJOB FUCKER DYKE SHIT LIKE A HORSE WANKSPLAT INBRED SHITE ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH MILF JENKEM WEHATEMARIO CLEMEN PIGFUCKER JACKASS SHIT BELGIUM BUGGER OFF BRITNEY GREASER FENCE JUMPER I WILL END YOU! TWISTY VAGINA I'LL RAPE YOU FROG'S FAT ASS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DAMN CLEMEN BUGGER DAMN BIRD SHIT COCK TOTAL COCKSHITTER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DIPSHIT PISS ARTIST BITCH DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! RAT'S COCK SHITE SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKWIT BITCH RUSKIE AMERICA ONLINE NIPPLES PENIS RAT'S COCK SEMEN BULLCRAP HELL BASTARD IT'S OVER 9000! MARY WHITEHOUSE FRIG DOG SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! YOUR MOM RAT'S COCK FUCKHEAD ORGASM SHITE YOU WANKER ARSE KAFFIR JACK OFF PIKACHU RAT'S ASS DYKE BULLSHIT WANK CUNT CAMEL JOCKEY COCKGOBLIN SOD POLAK TIT SPRINKLES SLOPE HAIL SATAN! HOT GRITS CUM DAMN POMMIE BOLLOCKS HELL SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TWAT RUSKIE BUTT PIRATE PENISBIRD HOMO COMMUNISM IS STUPID GO COUNT YOUR DICK FELLATIO [Insert yet another person's name here] FUCKSTAIN DOUCHETITS BATHING SUIT AREA CUNT MALARKY BUGGER OFF CLIT NEGRO FELCHING BUKKAKE DIPSHIT POOPY Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive RICK MORANIS and with the PIECE OF SHIT and his TITS & DICKS of girraffes in which NIGGER while reading about QUEEF!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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