Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without SHITBALLS comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a ASSHOLE article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or VAGINA neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSHOLE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DOUCHEBAG, sudden FROG'S FAT ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DIPSHIT or PISS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TAMPONS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DIRTY SANCHEZ way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may LIKE FATHER LIKE SON include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BULLSHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DILDO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSWIPE BITCH words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKING utterFUCKance of socially TAMPONS objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first THONG TASTER television programs to address POMMIE Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKWIT Tourette's is JERRY not to be TOURETTE'S SYNDROME confused with TURD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK OFF chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKHEAD random GRINGO disorientation, culturally-BASTARD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JOHN ELWAY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local I WILL END YOU! language, FUDGEPACKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places YOU WANKER SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSFACE souvenir shoppes and massive EMO quantities HELL of ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN garbage.

Darnit.

A YOU WANKER Polite Note to the TITWANK Author:

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The FUCKING A Tourette's BIGNOSE Research Institute was FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA founded to DOUCHE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TOSSER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITCUNTING article EMO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and LOGJAMMER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DIPSHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MARGARET THATCHER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about AUTOFELLATIO Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of CUNT Tourrette's sufferers FUCKHEAD swear. You can MALL SANTA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BASTARD TV, for always focusing on the DOT HEAD bad side of a terrible BOOBS thing.
  • The main DAMN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DAMN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BASTARD knee JACKASS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is JAP no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes KIKE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNT school for REDNECK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK OFF sufferers to become GO COUNT YOUR DICK manically depressed and pen0r commit BOB SAGET suicide.
  • There is no DAMN cure, and the BUTT-FOR-BRAINS drugs that are available to, "calm" the PRICK tics often have adverse ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKWIT perodol" which caused my entire SHITBALLS body to go FLYING RAT'S ASS numb and DICKHEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than TITTIES it is without the JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK drug.

I am an active member of a HAIL SATAN! tourette syndrome BITCH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DILDO the DUMBASS public view of Tourettes as a "CHINK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is [expletive deleted] much much (hand spasms) more...

I am EXTRA LONG PENIS sorry for MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS "hi-jacking" your SHITFACE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISS this that really WIGGER annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKTARD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITBALLS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSHAT, and making fun of a FRENCH TICKLER horrible disorder is (not) DAMN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DILDO time.

Best NEGRO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “COCKGOBLIN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN TOOTHPASTE reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CENSORSHIP not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an FIREWALLS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those SLITTY EYES countries. When showing WIKIPEDIA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CENSORSHIP in countries CENSORSHIP leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SLITTY EYES byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society LHASA.

Li Chiang “MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!” Wen

P.S. TWAT Regards to Andrew CHIGGER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

Mr. janitor

The BASTARD bastard who wrote this article. You can ORGASM punch him if you FUCK OFF want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this UNITED KINGDOM article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this MUGABE HAS AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with SALISBURY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKWIT saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my INCEST intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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How FUCK to ASSWIPE cure ARSE the JERRY Tourette's WANK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASSHAT for RONNIE CORBETT Tourette's CUNTING ASSCRACK Syndrome REBECCA BLACK is MALL SANTA following MARCH OF FLAMES these CUM rules WIENER in PISS OFF order:

  • 1: Avoid WIENER immature WANK little MALARKY kids,
  • 2: Count to FU SPANG within FUCKSTAIN 10 COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNTseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CLIT CHIGGER nor DIPSHIT talk,
  • 4: Tell SHITBALLS yourself you JACK OFF don't BIGNOSE have VAGINA this YUKKY DOODY disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK RAGHEAD WITH NASTY BUTTFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIPPLES CLUSTER FUCK YOU WANKER HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! SAGGY TITS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASS LICKER ASSCRACK

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JACKASS FUCKER PIECE OF SHIT YOGHURT CANNON JACKASS FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD CLUSTER FUCK POLACK BONER DIPSHIT POLAK DICKHEAD SUCK MY DICK CLIT TACO TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BOOBS ASS YID PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SCROTUM DOUCHING RAT'S COCK DIPSHIT BLOWJOB CUNT DICK TITS CUNT BOOBIES BUGGER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITFUCKER NAZI WIENER FUCKFACE BEANER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKTARD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SNUFF PORN DAMN SUCK MY DICK CHRIST OF TABERNACLE BUGFUCK FUCKWIT DIRTY SANCHEZ BASKETBALL PENIS FUCKWIT CONDOMS DOUCHEBAG TAMPON IN MY ASS POTTYMOUTH SHITTY BEAVER FELLATIO BULLSHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKWIT POLAK DONKEY DICK PISS ARTIST MALARKY DOUCHETITS PISS CUNTRAG AMERICA ONLINE RUSKIE REBECCA BLACK SHITHEAD DILDO YOU WANKER RAT'S COCK I'LL RAPE YOU SUITCASE PENIS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKTARD RAGHEAD DONGSHOVER OSTRICH MY ASS ASS INCEST BALL SACK PISS 30 CASES OF PICKLES FLYING RAT'S ASS INCEST CAPITALISM DELICIOUS CAKE SHIT FLYING FUCK DICKFACE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS LOLCAT WOP MARCH OF FLAMES CHUFF DOUCHE GO COUNT YOUR DICK TAMPON IN MY ASS NIGGER NIGNOG DUMBASS SOD OFF TOWELHEAD FUCK YOU CONDOMS CHICKEN FRIES SEMEN FUCKER SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RAPE FUCK OFF CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SCRATCH! GROUNDER! REBECCA BLACK TWAT INCEST EXTRA LONG PENIS ARSE DICK PISS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CRAPFUCKER WANKSPLAT YOU WANKER SIGMUND FREUD ASSWIPE PISS OFF PISS VAGINA NI JOHN SMILEY FACE ASS LICKER BITCH PEARL NECKLACE CRACKER ORGASM NAZI DOUCHING ASS PAGE BLANKING I CAN AFFORD FOOD POLESMOKER FUCKTARD NECROPHILIA TIT DIRT GOD DAMN DICKFACE GIVING HEAD BUTTFUCKER FLYING FUCK SHITE BALLS TWAT SOD OFF HELL SHIT PISS ARTIST PISS OFF MY ASS I CAN AFFORD FOOD POTTYMOUTH DICKFACE SHIT JIGGABOO SHITFUCKER FRENCH TICKLER JACKASS SHIT TOWELHEAD SPUNK TITS & DICKS CHAV NAZI ASS FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER SCUMBUCKET WIENER PENIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S COCK DOUCHETITS VENEREAL DISEASE ANUSCAKE WHORE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITTY BALL SACK DICK ASS SHUT UP, MEG! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FRITZ NIGNOG CRACKER MARY WHITEHOUSE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 666 BIRD IN THE HOUSE WIGGER LOGJAMMER SACRAMENTO SEMEN GOD DAMN BALLS TAMPONS DONALD RUMSFELD GRINGO TWAT ANAL JIGGABOO BUKKAKE SPUNK SHITSKIN YOU WANKER BIGNOSE BITCH SHITFUCKER JACKASS GYPSY COLGATE FUCK YOU TITS YOU WANKER DAMN PISS PENIS SPIC AUTOFELLATIO SCROTUM DICKLICK FUCK YOU POLACK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DARTH VADER FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN DONKEY DICK WOP GRINGO MOCKIE CHRIST OF TABERNACLE SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN BEANER TOTAL SCUMBUCKET STEVE BALLMER PISS OFF SHITE DIRTY SANCHEZ WOP IT'S OVER 9000! BUTTFUCKER FUCK OFF FUCKER COCKSUCKER POMMIE TOWELHEAD BALL SACK RAT'S ASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS EAT MY SHIT! PEDOPHILIA ASSHOLE PISS OFF JIZZ DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCKSMOKER WANK AUTOFELLATIO WOMEN'S RIGHTS CHENEY BUTT-HEAD POTTYMOUTH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GOOK FUCK DAMN IT SHITE AUTOFELLATIO FELCHING BUTT PIRATE BASTARD PORCH MONKEY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WETBACK TWAT CUNT ASSHOLE PISSHOLE CONDOMS DAMN PEDOPHILIA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN IT FUCKWIT SPANK THE MONKEY DICKFACE YOU WANKER SHITFACE FEMADOM FUCK SEX SEX SHITFACE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DAMN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CLUSTER FUCK HELL DONGSHOVER ASSFACE TITWANK DICKFACE PIECE OF SHIT NAZI RAT'S ASS FUCK A DUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HELLFUCKER WHORE FROG'S FAT ASS BARBRA STREISAND VENEREAL DISEASE CHIGGER JERK OFF GRIS DICKHEAD VAGINA BOB SAGET WIGGER DAMN PUSSY SHIT ASSHOLE ASS LICKER FUCK NAZI ASS RAT'S COCK JIZZ CRAP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON ABO SCUMBAG TRANNY JIGGABOO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITFACE WIGGER FLYING FUCK FUCK NECROPHILIA BEANER FEWMETS CHRISTHUMPER FUCKHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS CLIT TITS RAT'S COCK BLOWJOB NIGGER FUCKER ASSFACE KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 HELL MASTURBATION EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BULLSHIT BATHING SUIT AREA 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 PRICK PUSSYLICKER DOUCHING PAKI [EXPLETIVE] SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DUMBASS GARBAGE DAY! FUCK A DUCK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD TITS & DICKS FROG'S FAT ASS BASTARD FUCK OFF YID ASSFACE ASSHAT YOU WANKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! WIENER BOOBS FUCKSTAIN CRAPMUNCHER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BUTTFUCKER JOHN ELWAY MONKEY SHIT SHITSLINGING SCUMBUCKET BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO FAG JACKASS CRACKER PISS ARTIST ASS COCKSMOKER PISS ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT CRACKER CLEVELAND STEAMER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU JAP URINE-GARGLING POLAK FUCKFACE BUGGER OFF DOM DeLUISE GRIS CROTCH ASS DOUCHING SLOPE JERRY BITCH PISS OFF IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DOG FUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WALRUS SHIT PISS OFF pen0r MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TITWANK GOD DAMN BULLSHIT FUCK I WILL END YOU! FUCK SHIT LIKE A HORSE DUNE COON FUCKHEAD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GOAT DICK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DOG FUCKER FUCKING ASS SHITSLINGING FUCKING SEMEN SEMPRINI POLAK BUTTFUCKER PAGE BLANKING SUCK MY COCK CHOAD KISSER FUCKFUCKFUCK BUGFUCK SHITHEAD GOD DAMN JACKASS SEMEN MARGARET THATCHER CHIGGER NIGGER BORDER HOPPER FELLATIO BUTT PIRATE YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS CHUFF CHINK ANUSCAKE BITCH DAMN SHITSLINGING ASS BELLEND FEMADOM DICKFACE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE RICK MORANIS BASTARD EXTRA LONG PENIS HOLY DUMB FUCK A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! BARBRA STREISAND FUCKFACE HELL LIMEY PISS NEGRO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CLUSTER FUCK ASSHOLE BITCH BLUMPKIN DICK CHICKEN PUSSYLICKER HORSE SHIT COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITCOCK DOUCHEBAG CLUSTER FUCK JERK OFF FLAMING ASS BADGER ALEX TREBEK JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUNNILINGUS DONKEY PUNCHER ASS YOU WANKER DOUCHE NAZI FUCKTARD WIENER TOWELHEAD WIENER BONG HATE HATE HAT JERK OFF ASS FAG POMMIE DICKLICK TITS POOPOO I WILL END YOU! I WILL END YOU! POLESMOKER DAMN IT BASTARD WANK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST JACKASS SHIT THIS IS A RARE SWEAR TITS GRAPE PENIS ORGASM JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DAMN HELL INCEST KNOBJOCKEY PISS ARTIST NAZI INCEST WANKER SCROTUM ASSHOLE FEATURED HOMO YOU WANKER CHRIST OF TABERNACLE MONKEY BALLS COCK BASTARD INBRED DILDO CC PLZ CHICKEN SHIT RUSKIE ASS BEANER RAGHEAD MALL SANTA RAT'S ASS POMMIE OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK OFF PIGFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY COCK CHINK RICK MORANIS FUCK OFF FELLATIO CUNT DAMMIT HAIL SATAN! FRIG TIT SPRINKLES PAGE BLANKING TITMOUSE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GREASER and with the CONAN O'BRIAN and his FUCKSTAIN of girraffes in which WANK while reading about FELCHING!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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