Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or COMMUNIST DILDO neurochemical FUCK disorder GIVING HEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HELL, sudden [EXPLETIVE] m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SOD OFF or DICKHEAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HEIL HITLER! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MILF way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSCRACK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RAGHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DAMN IT DICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DICKFACE utterFUCKance of socially FAGGOT objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DOUCHE television programs to address FLAMING ASS BADGER Tourette's syndrome.

IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD Tourette's is SPUNK not to be VAGINA confused with PENIS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BARBRA STREISAND random GOATSE disorientation, culturally-SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BALL SACK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DUNE COON language, BITCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PIECE OF SHIT WETBACK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BITCH souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKER quantities FEWMETS of ANAL DIABETES RAGHEAD garbage.

Darnit.

A RAT'S COCK Polite Note to the SCUMBAG Author:

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The STRAWBERRY ASS Tourette's FUCK OFF Research Institute was POOPY founded to ANUSCAKE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HELL Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHOAD KISSER article ASSCRACK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSFACE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BIRD IN THE HOUSE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DICK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about STUDENT RIOTS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of TESTICLE CHOKE Tourrette's sufferers FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD swear. You can TWAT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TV, for always focusing on the HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS bad side of a terrible AUTOFELLATIO thing.
  • The main PISS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BALLS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DIPSHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BULLSHIT knee MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOD BLESS AMERICA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHOAD KISSER school for PISS OFF MY ASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BOLLOCKS sufferers to become DICK manically depressed and GOD DAMMIT commit DAMN suicide.
  • There is no PISS ARTIST cure, and the PISS ARTIST drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSHOLE tics often have adverse SHITFACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MASTURBATION perodol" which caused my entire NECROPHILIA body to go TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE numb and CUNTBUCKET basically made it NIGGA! worse than I RAPE WALRUSES! it is without the ASSCRACK drug.

I am an active member of a TWAT tourette syndrome PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating [Insert swear here] the NIHILISM public view of Tourettes as a "BASTARD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SAND NIGGER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! sorry for AMERICA ONLINE "hi-jacking" your GENITALIA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CRAPMUNCHER this that really JACKASS SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JUNGLE BUNNY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be QUEEF, and making fun of a SPANK THE MONKEY horrible disorder is (not) FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your I WILL END YOU! time.

Best COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “KIKE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply

As TIBET Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIVER CRABS SUCK Westerners show is not an STUDENT PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN BABY FORMULA degenerate capitalist culture in those RIVER CRABS SUCK countries. When showing RIGHT WING right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MELAMINE in countries INDIA HAS NUKES leadership, those problems does not GRASS MUD HORSE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a OPINION byproduct of your COMMUNISM IS STUPID capitalist society INDIA HAS NUKES.

Li Chiang “STUDENT MOVEMENT” Wen

P.S. SAND NIGGER Regards to Andrew DICK IN A BOX Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

Mr. janitor

The FELCHMONKEY bastard who wrote this article. You can GRAPE PENIS punch him if you JACKASS SHIT want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “BRITAIN” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BELGIUM saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my DICKLICK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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How DONGSHOVER to WANK cure CUM the DAMN Tourette's NICARAGUA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PISSHOLE for PUSSY Tourette's SEX Syndrome GOD DAMMIT is TACO following CHAV these BOOBS rules PORCUPINE'S BALLS in JACKASS order:

  • 1: Avoid JOHNNY immature BLISTERING BARNACLES little TOURETTE'S SYNDROME kids,
  • 2: Count to VAGINA within BOLLOCKS 10 FUCKFUCKFUCKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SHIT BALLS O KURWA! nor BULLSHIT talk,
  • 4: Tell ASSHOLE yourself you JAP don't FUCK YOU have FLYING FUCK this THONG TASTER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MICK WITH NASTY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

CONDOMS CLIT SPUNK JIGGABOO FUCK YOU DAMNED TABERNACLE BORDER HOPPER SHIT MOLDY TITS BITCH

CUM MALL SANTA COON FUCKBAG PENIS MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNTRAG FUCKER LET'S SHIT HELL CHOAD KRAUT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SCROTUM EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FRED PHELPS FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! HELL JACKASS SHIT PIGFUCKER BLOWJOB PISS OFF BUGFUCK VENEREAL DISEASE WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! BASTARD SHIT SCROTUM CUNT FELLATIO NECROPHILIA GOD DAMMIT COCK PISS ARTIST HEAVEN FUCK ASSWIPE PENISFUCK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FELLATIO WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKWIT BALLS ASS ASSCRACK DOG SHIT SHITBALLS MOTHERFUCKER GYPSY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PEDOPHILIA FROG'S FAT ASS HELL SON OF A BITCH SHITE [EXPLETIVE] FUCKSTAIN DAMNED TABERNACLE BITCH PISS JUNGLE BUNNY DIRTY SANCHEZ SCROTUM FUCKFACE BLISTERING BARNACLES WANK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DICKHEAD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITHEAD DOG FUCKER CRAPFUCKER TITTYWANK CHICKEN SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK FIST FUCK DAMNED TABERNACLE HELL TOSSER BULLSHIT SUITCASE PENIS FUCK GOD DAMN RAPE YID FUCKBAG GYPSY CUNNILINGUS MAMA MIA GOOK RAT'S COCK SHIT FLYING FUCK HADJI BASTARD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TWAT DAMN WIGGER CUNNILINGUS NIPPLES CRACKER TOSSER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JIGGABOO BUTT-HEAD WOP BITCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HEAVEN MASTURBATION YOUR MOM MASTURBATION TITS & DICKS SEX LIMEY FUCK UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! THONG TASTER YID MALARKY RAT'S COCK DAMMIT FLYING FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK MAMA MIA BOOBS CHINK CRAP ON A STICK SEX GOD DAMMIT DEVELOPERS! RAT'S ASS GRIS BITCH ALF ANUSCAKE SHIT FUCKSTAIN HOLY DUMB FUCK DRAMA SHIT DONKEY DICK CUNT DONKEY PUNCHER DAMN DOM DeLUISE GRIS GARBAGE DAY! BATHING SUIT AREA 666 ASSFACE VENEREAL DISEASE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HEAVEN GOAT DICK HEAVEN COCK SHITHEAD SHIT FUCKWIT DAMMIT FUCK OFF DAMN IT MONKEY'S UNCLE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAMN SHIT SOD OFF DIPSHIT KAFFIR WHORE SCROTUM HELL BONER JIGGABOO FRITZ NIGGER GOBSHITE COON BULLCRAP HOMO FUCKHEAD WEHATEMARIO GIVING HEAD ASSHAT SHITFACE FUCK OFF BELLEND SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WANKSPLAT PUSSY CHING CHONG CHINK DAMN IT FRIG NIPPLES STRAWBERRY ASS SIGMUND FREUD ARSE PECKERHEAD AAAAAAAAA! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ORGASM SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ASSCRACK CUNTBUCKET NAZI BUTTFUCKER PISS SHITSLINGING PRICK CLUSTER FUCK FOUR-EYES CUNT DONALD RUMSFELD SMEG TITS HELL PIECE OF SHIT WANK ASSHOLE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMN OH SHI– FAGGOT NIPPLES 666 ASS FASCIST SHITTY ASSWIPE SHITFACE DAMMIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NI COON BALL SACK ASS SHITCUNTING SHITFACE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK FUCKWIT FUCKING A 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY DOT HEAD WHORE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA I RAPE WALRUSES! ASS OSTRICH MY ASS DAMN CUNT O KURWA! BORDER HOPPER SHIT SHITTY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSCRACK CHRISTHUMPER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSWIPE PORCH MONKEY POLACK ASSFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SLOPE BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK FENCE JUMPER SHITSLINGING SPUNK ASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK MOLDY TITS ASSWIPE DONKEY DICK I'LL RAPE YOU PISS ARTIST BLOWJOB DAMNED TABERNACLE BALL SACK FUCK FUCKING FLYING FUCK DUMBASS SHITFUCKER SCUMBUCKET STUDENT RIOTS BUTT PIRATE BITCH GREASER ASSHOLE RAT'S COCK SUCK MY DICK DOUCHETITS BUGFUCK CHIGGER CUNT CHINK DILDO HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS URINE-GARGLING SMEG FRAK FUCKWIT TWISTY VAGINA FUCK OFF TAMPON IN MY ASS JACKASS DAMMIT LET'S SHIT HOT GRITS ASS FASCIST SON OF A BITCH JENKEM ASS GOD DAMN BITCH FAG FUCKHEAD TAMPONS BALLS CUNT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DIPSHIT HO BLUMPKIN ASSWIPE FUCKTARD FUCK CUNT BASTARD ANAL DIABETES CECIL JOHN RHODES MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITTY SCUMBUCKET FUCK A DUCK CHING CHONG CHINK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GOD DAMN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DUNE COON DOUCHETITS YUKKY DOODY TITTIES SHITFUCKER TITS & DICKS FUCKING JUMP! FUCKING GOAT DICK PEEPEE CRAPPY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DUMBASS CHICKEN SHIT HO BALLS FUCKSTAIN SMEG JOHNNY FUCKBAG ASS SHITE CUM CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FRIG COCK SNUFF PORN DUMBASS CHING CHONG CHINK NIPPLES DICKFACE JACK OFF ASSFACE RAGHEAD SON OF A BITCH FELCHING RAPE DONKEY PUNCHER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE POLAK pen0r POLESMOKER ASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HORSE PENIS REDSKIN GIVING HEAD POMMIE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GOBSHITE TITTIES FUCKSTAIN SHITSLIDE MASTURBATION ASSCRACK I AM CORNHOLIO! SOD FUCKSTAIN FUCKBAG BLUMPKIN HELL HADJI FUCK YOU TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKSTAIN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! QUEEF FROG'S FAT ASS SHITFUCKER CROTCH SHITCUNTING SCUMBAG ASSHOLE INBRED ORGASM FUCKWIT I RAPE WALRUSES! YOU WANKER NEOPETS FAGGOT NIGGER FUCK NUGGET CLUSTER FUCK FUCK CECIL JOHN RHODES GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHITE DIPSHIT ASS RUSTY TROMBONE MONKEY'S UNCLE ASSHOLE DAMN SHITBALLS WIGGER TIT SPRINKLES ANAL DIABETES CUNT FELCHMONKEY AUTOFELLATIO MARCH OF FLAMES COCKSTUFFER TIT DIRT DAMN DIPSHIT SHIT SOD OFF SHITSLINGING BIRD SHIT ASS DIPSHIT ASSWIPE BITCH SHITCOCK RAT'S COCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS PISS ROSIE O'DONNELL BITCH BUTTFUCKER TURD HELL CUM FUCKING A ASSWIPE FUCKWIT PEEPEE CHOAD JUNGLE BUNNY COON SHITCUNTING FUCKING SON OF A BITCH DOUCHING BUTT PIRATE CLEMEN STEVE BALLMER SHITTY GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER SCROTUM FUCKING BASTARD I WILL KILL YOU! WIKIPEDIA PENIS POWERSHIT BUGFUCK WANKSPLAT WANK FRAK JIZZ GOD DAMMIT VAGINA DAMN BUKKAKE GRAPE PENIS SHITFUCKER HEAVEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CHOAD PEDOPHILIA BELLEND SAND NIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DOODIE HEAD ASSFACE NORTH KOREA GOOK FUCK ANAL CLIT CARPET MUNCHER PECKERHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFACE ASS PRICK I'LL RAPE YOU NIGGER CAPTAIN CRUNCH WIGGER COCK ASS I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT SHITE PRICK FUCKER PISS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GRINGO FLAMING ASS BADGER ASS PISS DICK SCUMBAG SPICY CUNT FUCK TOWELHEAD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHITE ARSE SEMEN GOOK FUCK FUCK NIGNOG CHICKEN SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKFACE GOD DAMMIT CHOAD CHIGGER CRAP ON A STICK JIZZ BORDER HOPPER GOD DAMMIT DICKHEAD GANGBANG GOD DAMN FUCK OFF JOHNNY GREASER BUTT PIRATE LENS CRAFTERS WALRUS SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT PIECE OF SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! JACKASS ORGASM COCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES GOD DAMMIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ALF CUNT CUNNILINGUS DAMN IT TITS & DICKS WANK JERK OFF CHINK TOWELHEAD DAMN NAZI JESSE McCARTNEY SOD OFF GOATSE NIGNOG YOU WANKER MASTURBATION SPUNK NAZI FELCHING CUNT LIMEY DICK CHICKEN CHUFF WANKSPLAT SHIT ASSBANDIT DICK IN A BOX DAMNED TABERNACLE GOATSE SHITPISSER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CHICKEN SHIT SHITTY FELCHING BRITNEY FUCKING HELL TITTYWANK SHIT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAGO and with the ASSHAT and his CUNT of girraffes in which ASSWANKING FAILURE! while reading about TITWANK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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