Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WILLY WONKA neurochemical FUCK disorder DICKFACE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WIKIPEDIA, sudden FUCKWIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK OFF or JACK OFF vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSWANKING FAILURE! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WIKIPEDIA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PISS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HENTAI words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHIGGER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SMEG utterFUCKance of socially BUTTFUCKER objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JACKASS television programs to address SNUFF PORN Tourette's syndrome.

DOUGHNUT PUNCHER Tourette's is MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! not to be DAMN confused with I WILL KILL YOU! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BELLEND chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKWIT random BALLS disorientation, culturally-SCUMBAG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DYKE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local RANDY TRAVIS language, SCROTUM and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SON OF A BITCH I AM CORNHOLIO! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky VAGINA souvenir shoppes and massive BITCH quantities HOSER of ANAL DIABETES INBRED garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITCOCK Polite Note to the TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! Author:

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The CUNT Tourette's JACKASS Research Institute was TITTYWANK founded to BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DICK CHICKEN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNT article BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SCUMBAG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HOMO Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of JESSE McCARTNEY Tourrette's sufferers SHIT swear. You can SHITE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JESSE McCARTNEY TV, for always focusing on the EXTRA LONG PENIS bad side of a terrible BULLSHIT thing.
  • The main PORCUPINE'S BALLS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSWIPE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PISS ARTIST' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ORGASM knee PEDOPHILIA NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is TIT DIRT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CRAP ON A STICK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITPISSER school for SCROTUM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SOD OFF sufferers to become DAMN manically depressed and BASKETBALL commit IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! suicide.
  • There is no JIGGABOO cure, and the SMEG drugs that are available to, "calm" the WARNER MUSIC GROUP tics often have adverse BLOWJOB side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BOOBS perodol" which caused my entire DYKE body to go TOWELHEAD numb and COON basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASSFACE it is without the ASSFACE drug.

I am an active member of a YOUR MOM tourette syndrome PECKERHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE the FELCHING public view of Tourettes as a "DONKEY PUNCHER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SPUNK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MALARKY sorry for SHIT "hi-jacking" your SOD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKHEAD this that really AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI annoys me. I am working towards a BOON better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CRAP ON A STICK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be COON, and making fun of a NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! horrible disorder is (not) HADJI funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PISS time.

Best WIKIPEDIA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PENIS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PRINCE PHILIP reply

As POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are INDIA HAS NUKES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FIREWALLS Westerners show is not an STUDENT RIOTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS in countries PRINCE PHILIP leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your 1984 capitalist society GOVERNMENT FILTERS.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. CUNTRAG Regards to Andrew I WILL END YOU! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The DICKFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK punch him if you KEEP want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE HAS AIDS white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How BELLEND to RAPE cure DAMN the PISS Tourette's JUSTIN BIEBER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BORDER HOPPER for WANK Tourette's COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK Syndrome BOOBS is HI, BILLY MAYS HERE following WIGGER these GANGBANG rules DICK IN A BOX in FUCK order:

  • 1: Avoid BIGNOSE immature CUNT little FLYING RAT'S ASS kids,
  • 2: Count to BASTARD within WANK 10 YOGHURT CANNONseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your KEEP ASSHOLE JACKASS nor SHITE talk,
  • 4: Tell FELLATIO yourself you FLYING FUCK don't ASSWIPE have GANGBANG this HOT GRITS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNNILINGUS WITH NASTY BALL SACK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GOD DAMN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

GYPSY DICKFACE JIZZ SHITFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FROG DAMN WIKIPEDIA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM

FIST FUCK WETBACK DOT HEAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BITCH SHITFUCKER WETBACK SHIT FUCKING BASTARD FUCKING WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASS ASSRAPING PUNANI CAPTAIN CRUNCH DICK MASTURBATION DUMBASS WIKIPEDIA SCUMBAG FRED PHELPS [Insert silly non-swear here] HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! BITCH HORSE SHIT DUMBASS CRAPMUNCHER I WILL END YOU! JIGGABOO DAMN BRUSH MA TEETH SOD 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASSCRACK BITCH GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! JIGGABOO FUCK INJUN GIVING HEAD SHITFACE WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! CHOAD SEX SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BASTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP PRICK POLACK MOCKIE CLUSTER FUCK CUNT ASSFACE HEIL HITLER! FENCE JUMPER WANK TESTICLE CHOKE CUNT ASSCRACK MICK ASS FRITZ ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DAMN SHIT PENISBIRD PUSSY NECROPHILIA MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ARSE GANGBANG BANGKOK WOP BOOBS CUNT BUGGER OFF SHIT DOUCHING FUCKSTAIN NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FROG'S FAT ASS BALLS RAGHEAD DUMBASS YOU WANKER CROTCH DUNE COON ASSHOLE FELCHING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITE FUCK AMERICA ONLINE 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 FLYING RAT'S ASS CHOAD FELCHING CUM CHIGGER [expletive deleted] FUCKBAG BUGFUCK PISSHOLE BITCH ASSHOLE DOUCHE DILDO QUEEF FUCKING DAMN YOU WANKER CRAPMUNCHER ASSBANDIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CUNTYMINTS JUNGLE BUNNY NIGGER TITS FUCK YOU PEARL NECKLACE CHIGGER SHITSKIN SHITTY PAKI ASS JERRY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNT LAPPER CHICKEN SHIT PISS ARTIST FUCKING SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN TWAT TWAT SHIT ASSCRACK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISS OFF SHIT MICK FUCKHEAD YID O KURWA! BALL SACK ASSCRACK SHAKOPEE FUCKING MORGAN TSVANGIRAI SHITCOCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT POOPOO DICKFACE COCKSUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PEEPEE PUNANI FAG RAT'S COCK GRINGO SHAKOPEE DAMN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOT HEAD FUCK BOOBS ASSWIPE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS ARTIST SPIC BALLS PISS ARTIST GOD DAMN THIS IS A RARE SWEAR POOPOO FAG WANK WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKTARD JERK OFF CUNT CRAPPER WANKSPLAT FUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MOTHERFUCKER GRIS DICK TITS CHIGGER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! LIMEY ASSFACE ASS WOP SHIT DICKFACE [Insert yet another person's name here] BASTARD MILF INBRED COON ASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT RAT'S COCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS GO HOME AND DIE HORSE PENIS ASS BARBRA STREISAND SHITBALLS FUCK FRENCH TICKLER FROG'S FAT ASS SCROTUM DIRTY SANCHEZ FAGGOT NIGGER SAND NIGGER TONY LA RUSSA FUCKING GOD DAMMIT FUCK NUGGET SHIT BALLS SEMEN COCKGOBLIN DOUCHE NAZI TITS & DICKS PISS OFF MY ASS LAKE TITICACA SEMEN POMMIE DAMN BALL SACK MONKEY'S UNCLE CLIT NICARAGUA BEAVER BUGGER COCKSUCKER SOD OFF SMEG DYKE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITHEAD DOUCHEBAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCKSUCKER GRIS HOT GRITS THONG TASTER BULLSHIT COCKSUCKER KNOBJOCKEY MAMA MIA ASSHOLE COON WIENER CHOAD KISSER SCROTUM SUCK MY COCK POO POO BLOWJOB DONKEY PUNCHER CHUFF DICK IN A BOX POOPY NIGGER TITS COCK [expletive deleted] DOUCHING MOZILLA FIREFOX CLEVELAND STEAMER BUTT PIRATE BITCH TITS & DICKS YID I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DOUCHEBAG NIGGER HATE HATE HAT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HORSE SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER BIRD SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKTARD MORGAN TSVANGIRAI BULLSHIT CUNT CRAPPER YID BIGNOSE POTTYMOUTH CONAN O'BRIAN SHITFUCKER BUTTFUCKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES RAPE BUTTFUCKER HELLFIRE ABO INJUN CRACKER SHITFACE MOCKIE BLOWJOB PISS OFF DELICIOUS CAKE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKHEAD ASSHAT TAMPON IN MY ASS ARSE I'LL RAPE YOU TIT DIRT DICKHEAD FAGGOT FRAK BANGKOK FUCK GOD DAMMIT FUDGEPACKER PISS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! REDSKIN SOD OFF INBRED WANK FUCKFUCKFUCK SHIT JAP ASSCRACK DICK PRICK FUCKING JUMP! BUTTFUCKER FUCK ARSEBADGERS DAMN IT INCEST NIGGER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT O KURWA! DUMBASS DICKFACE CARPET MUNCHER BIRD SHIT SHITHEAD WIKIPEDIA GRIS FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING BUNG-HOLE BIRD IN THE HOUSE CUNT SHIT PISS ARTIST TIMBER NIGGER FUCK CRAPFUCKER MICK DAMN SHIT ASSWIPE RICK MORANIS PEDOPHILIA DIPSHIT COLGATE TITS MASTICATION FOR THE NATION GIVING HEAD DUMBASS ASSCRACK ARSE FUCKTARD SHITE CUNT ANUSCAKE COCKSMOKER STEVE BALLMER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NAZI FROG'S FAT ASS SCUMBUCKET RANDY TRAVIS DYKE WIENER HADJI FUCKTARD BOOBS DIRTY SANCHEZ SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DAMMIT FUCKING A MORGAN TSVANGIRAI WANK BALLS BASTARD GOD BLESS AMERICA FRED PHELPS THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! KEEP FUCK YOU DUMBASS TONY LA RUSSA HELL PUSSY ASSHOLE FUCKFACE CRAPPY PISS ARTIST YOGHURT CANNON CONAN O'BRIAN SHITTY BULLSHIT PISSHOLE FUCK OFF SHIT FUCKFACE PUSSYLICKER DARTH VADER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITFUCKER TITWANK MOTHERFUCKER TOSSER SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE 666 CHOAD PISS FUCK OFF GREASER CHOAD FIRECROTCH FENCE JUMPER GRINGO SCROTUM FUCKER FUCKING BASTARD DAMMIT ASSHOLE TOTAL MASTURBATION SEX ASSHOLE CLIT AUTOFELLATIO FUCKWIT FELLATIO P'KANG RAT'S COCK CHIGGER MAMA MIA SLOPE I WILL KILL YOU! TAFFY FELCHING BOOBIES GOBSHITE JAP SHITSLINGING MASTURBATION GOBSHITE FELCHING DICKHEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ARSE TITS CROTCH SHITFACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK YOU SHITHEAD ASSHOLE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS QUEEF CUNT DAMN GOD DAMMIT BITCH JACK OFF DAMN WALRUS SHIT CLIT FELCHING FRED PHELPS RAT'S COCK TURD 666 CUNT FELLATIO GENITALIA SCUMBUCKET MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CLUSTER FUCK SHITTY DICK CHICKEN FUCKTARD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BITCH BUTTFUCKER BALLS CUNTBUCKET JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS JERK OFF ABO YOGHURT CANNON WOODPECKERSHIT DOUCHEBAG GENITALIA PEARL NECKLACE FELLATIO CARPET MUNCHER ASSHOLE COCKSUCKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITE BITCH CRACKER FELCHING GOD DAMMIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK CRAP ON A STICK PICKANINNY COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink NIPPLES SHIT BASTARD CUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT LENS CRAFTERS MORGAN TSVANGIRAI CUNT ASSFACE HONKY FUCK CAMEL FUCKER BULLSHIT DOG SHIT SEX WIENER WIKIPEDIA FUCKER FUCKHEAD FLYING FUCK SHITE FRITZ NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DOUCHE MOZILLA FIREFOX DIPSHIT TIT SPRINKLES DOUCHE PIG SHITBALLS POO POO BLOWJOB COCK CUNTSWILLING DOM DeLUISE BATMAN & ROBIN BASTARD WINDOWS VISTA BITCH WOMEN'S RIGHTS COCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISS OFF PENIS FALSE BENSON FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT GANGBANG FUCK OFF KAFFIR PECKERHEAD WOP GOD BLESS AMERICA JOHN SMILEY FACE COCKSHITTER GRAPE PENIS TITS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA INBRED THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE FUCK OFF EAT MY SHIT! PISS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JAP PISS OFF HELL BASTARD SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER CUNT FUCKWIT SPIC GIVING HEAD CHICKEN FRIES SHIT FUCK CLUSTER FUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! REDSKIN CHAV TITWANK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT and with the BOOBS and his DICK TITS of girraffes in which GANGBANG while reading about YOU WANKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See COCKING FUCKBOROUGH also

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