Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BULLCRAP neurochemical FUCK disorder I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HOLY DUMB FUCK, sudden LIMEY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NIPPLES or DICKHEAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSRAPING in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HAIL SATAN! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JAP include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WIGGER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GOBSHITE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FRIG ASSRAPING words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOATSE utterFUCKance of socially DAMMIT objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNT television programs to address ANUSCAKE Tourette's syndrome.

JACK ABRAMOFF Tourette's is WHORE not to be FUCKING confused with SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FROG'S FAT ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves COCKSHITTER random P'KANG disorientation, culturally-FROG'S FAT ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth INBRED outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DICKHEAD language, COCKSMOKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places I AM CORNHOLIO! SAND NIGGER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NIPPLES souvenir shoppes and massive DUNE COON quantities SHIT of ANAL DIABETES DONKEY PUNCHER garbage.

Darnit.

A SPUNK Polite Note to the THIS IS SPARTA! Author:

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The TWAT Tourette's BITCH Research Institute was FENCE JUMPER founded to ASSHOLE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PAKI Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKFACE article DAMN IT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TIT DIRT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DILDO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FLYING FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKSTAIN Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES Tourrette's sufferers FROG'S FAT ASS swear. You can BULLSHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PISS UP MY ARSE TV, for always focusing on the COCKSUCKER bad side of a terrible HELL thing.
  • The main MONKEY'S UNCLE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are RAPE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOBSHITE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CLEMEN knee ASSFACE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DOUGHNUT PUNCHER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BIRD SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! school for JACK OFF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DOUCHETITS sufferers to become BUTT-HEAD manically depressed and BUGFUCK commit COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT suicide.
  • There is no CUNT cure, and the BITCH drugs that are available to, "calm" the BALLS tics often have adverse BOOBS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ABO perodol" which caused my entire FUCK YOU body to go LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT numb and SHITE basically made it NIGGA! worse than DELICIOUS CAKE it is without the FAGGOT drug.

I am an active member of a DOM DeLUISE tourette syndrome IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASS the PENIS ON A STICK public view of Tourettes as a "YOU WANKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BULLSHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am RAPE sorry for DAMN IT "hi-jacking" your I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WANK this that really HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! annoys me. I am working towards a PISS ARTIST better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MOTHERFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BALLS, and making fun of a CHICKEN SHIT horrible disorder is (not) CLEVELAND STEAMER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MOTHERFUCKER time.

Best ALF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WANKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As DEMOCRACY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are INDIA HAS NUKES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FALUN GONG Westerners show is not an GRASS MUD HORSE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing LHASA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries FIREWALLS leadership, those problems does not I LIKE BUSH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your TIBETAN BUDDHISM capitalist society TIBET.

Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen

P.S. SHITFUCKER Regards to Andrew PISS ARTIST Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

Mr. janitor

The PIKACHU bastard who wrote this article. You can WIKIPEDIA punch him if you RUSTY TROMBONE want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this BRITAIN article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKING saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my CHENEY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How ORGASM to NIHILISM cure IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! the CRAPMUNCHER Tourette's BENCH PRESS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKER for FUCK YOU Tourette's O CANADA Syndrome SIGMUND FREUD is COCK following [expletive deleted] these FUCK rules NIGNOG in QUEEF order:

  • 1: Avoid CUNT immature PORCH MONKEY little TOTAL kids,
  • 2: Count to PRICK within DAMN 10 BEAVERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BIGNOSE GOBSHITE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST nor DOUCHEBAG talk,
  • 4: Tell DOUCHING yourself you CUM don't PRICK have JAP this SUITCASE PENIS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITFACE WITH NASTY CANNED QUOTES DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JACKASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

SHITFUCKER FIRECROTCH BLOWJOB SHIT HONKY FELLATIO JACKASS GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD

FIST FUCK TOSSER FRED PHELPS TWAT PUNANI SON OF A BITCH DAGO FUCKSTAIN BASTARD FUCK A DUCK ANAL CUNT BEANER SACRAMENTO MOTHERFUCKER NIPPLES DICK SOD COON SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITE FAGGOT SHITE FUCK FUCKBAG DAMN IT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! GOD DAMMIT HEIL HITLER! NIGGER BUTT-HOLE WANK PIKACHU FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JAP 666 WANK CLUSTER FUCK CUNT FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE JIZZ FUCKBAG FRIG ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BLOWJOB SALISBURY MAMA MIA FUCKING AUTOFELLATIO YOUR MOM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CC PLZ NAZI BASTARD DICKLICK ASSHAT SPIC LICK PUSSY I AM CORNHOLIO! ASS ASSCRACK MICK CROTCH BLOWJOB MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCK YOU I WILL KILL YOU! BRUSH MA TEETH JAP PENIS KRAUT BUTTFUCKER JOHN ELWAY DICK IN A BOX ASSFACE SAND NIGGER JAP MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN BONG DYKE AUTOFELLATIO CROTCH YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER INBRED CONDOMS SHIT BELGIUM IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CUNTBUCKET PORCH MONKEY FELCHING FUCKING A FRAK MOTHERFUCKER DILDO TITS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS TIMBER NIGGER DICK ANAL FAGGOT WANKER PISS CUNT LAPPER WANK DICKHEAD ASSWIPE BUGFUCK FUCKTARD DICKFACE BASTARD PIG FELCHING BLOWJOB CUNNILINGUS CHICKEN SHIT MILF VAGINA DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK TITS POLACK ASSWIPE DOUCHE SHITPISSER POOPY FENCE JUMPER JACKASS BUTTFUCKER PUSSY JACKASS DUMBASS REDSKIN PISS ARTIST 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE PICKANINNY DONKEY PUNCHER PISS OFF DAMN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PEDOPHILIA WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CARPET MUNCHER CRAP ON A STICK JACKASS BITCH ASSCRACK DICK SUCK MY COCK INBRED FUCKING WANK WEHATEMARIO RAT'S COCK KAFFIR TWO-INCH PENIS I WILL END YOU! MY COMMUNION WAFER OF FUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN TWAT HELLFUCKER ARSE MARGARET THATCHER BRITNEY CHOAD INBRED NECROPHILIA FUCKING JERRY HELL SHIT BITCH DAMMIT NICARAGUA TWAT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK BONER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CHIGGER DEVELOPERS! HENTAI WHORE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKFACE FUCKING A NAZI SHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK LOLCAT SHITHEAD FUCKFACE DUMBASS HATE HATE HAT SON OF A BITCH CUNT PORCH MONKEY I'LL RAPE YOU HELL SHITBALLS BUTT PIRATE BLOWJOB ORGASM DAMN MASTURBATION ANAL DIABETES SON OF A BITCH NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BOOBIES BOYCOTT VIACOM! DAMN MOTHERFUCKER FRIG FUCKSTAIN CRACKER OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUCKING A SHITFACE KRAUT YOU WANKER PEEPEE NI JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PIG 666 DICKFACE PIG DIPSHIT CUNT SHITE PEDOPHILIA DAMN TITMOUSE INBRED SIGMUND FREUD POWERSHIT [EXPLETIVE] BUTT-HOLE ASSHAT FUCK A DUCK ASSCRACK REDNECK FUCKTARD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS JACK ABRAMOFF SHITSLINGING ASSFACE O KURWA! DICKHEAD O KURWA! PISS OFF MY ASS JAP BUGGER GANGBANG RUSKIE WIKIPEDIA WANKER O KURWA! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMN IT CHUFF FOUR-EYES SNUFF PORN TIT SPRINKLES NIPPLES DICK IN A BOX ASSCRACK TITS TITS SUGARTITS SOD FELLATIO ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP INCEST CUNT SHIT LIKE A HORSE PISS HELL TWO-INCH PENIS BIG FOOT ARSE SUCK MY COCK SHITSKIN MY COMMUNION WAFER OF DICKFACE SEMEN PIECE OF SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL DIPSHIT PUSSY O KURWA! TOSSER SOD EXTRA LONG PENIS JIGGABOO BALL SACK BENCH PRESS KAFFIR SALISBURY TITTIES RAT'S ASS FELCHMONKEY ASSFACE DILDO ABO WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! CLUSTER FUCK CUNT AAAAAAAAA! DONGSHOVER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JERRY PENISBIRD LET'S SHIT JACKASS TIMBER NIGGER SCUMBAG SHITBALLS BITCH SHITFUCKER SUGARTITS ASS CHRISTHUMPER GOD DAMMIT CRAPPY AUTOFELLATIO CARPET MUNCHER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSRAMMER COLGATE FELLATIO ASSWIPE COCKSHITTER JIGGABOO CUNT FUCKSTAIN NIGGER SHITFACE HELL FUCKER PIGFUCKER ASSHAT ASS DOM DeLUISE CLEMEN WETBACK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! HONKY EXTRA LONG PENIS BOOBIES FUCKBAG BOOBIES LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! O CANADA DUNE COON KIDDY FIDDLER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS AMERICA ONLINE PISS OFF POOPOO COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SCUMBUCKET DOUCHEBAG PENISBIRD ARSEBADGERS YOU WANKER LIMEY FUCKWIT BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKHEAD HELL HORSE SHIT ASS QUEEF SHITHEAD BEANER ANUSCAKE QUEEF SHITTY ARSE WIKIPEDIA TITS BARBRA STREISAND DAMN SEX SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RAT'S ASS CUNTRAG CRAPMUNCHER GOD DAMMIT WANK WETBACK DICK DAMN IT ANAL DIABETES SCROTUM JOHNNY FUCK FUCK YOU BEANER COMMUNIST DILDO DAMMIT TURD JACKASS SHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKTARD RAT'S COCK CHINA IS CAPITALIST FUCK YOU KIKE TAFFY MONKEY SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO JAP NORTH KOREA ASSHOLE RAGHEAD AUTOFELLATIO BUTTFUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS JACK OFF PISSHOLE ARSEBADGERS NAZI SHITE SHIT LIKE A HORSE 666 SCROTUM HELL BUGGER OFF FELLATIO INJUN ORGASM TITWANK FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD BEANER DAMNATION RAT'S ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BEAVER CLUSTER FUCK REDNECK FUCK RAPE COCKSHITTER ASS FUCKING A EPIDIDYMIS TITS EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITPISSER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ASSRAPING PUSSY JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITFACE FUCK OFF SHITTY BONER ASS LET'S SHIT SHITCOCK BALL SACK SHITFUCKER DIPSHIT WANKSPLAT BRITNEY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WIENER FROG'S FAT ASS BULLSHIT CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE BASTARD REDSKIN BUTT PIRATE BULLCRAP BEAVER INBRED BLOWJOB [expletive deleted] RUSTY TROMBONE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FLYING FUCK LIMEY WHORE NIGGER RUSKIE DUMBASS PENIS ON A BUN INCEST PENIS CRAPMUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER SHITCOCK VAGINA O KURWA! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOAT DICK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING POLACK SPIC DOUCHE NAZI INBRED ARSE GRIS MY COMMUNION WAFER OF CUNNILINGUS SHITTY CHICKEN FRIES LET'S SHIT SHITFUCKER SEX CLEVELAND STEAMER SEX MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CUNT AUTOFELLATIO FUCKWIT SHITTY COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CONDOMS WOMEN'S RIGHTS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TITMOUSE BOOBS SHITFACE BEAVER EPIDIDYMIS JIGGABOO CHINA IS CAPITALIST EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DIPSHIT AMERICA ONLINE ASSCRACK FUCK YOU JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WANK TURD TITWANK FUCKFACE MILF FUCKFACE ASSFACE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS RAT'S COCK NAZI FUCK OFF COCKSTUFFER CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE ASSRAPING DAGO DIPSHIT VAGINA TAFFY DAMN JACKASS COMMUNIST DILDO NIPPLES FUDGEPACKER BULLSHIT ASS ASSHAT SHUT UP, MEG! suck my mothers RAGHEAD DOUCHEBAG DAGO BITCH PUNANI JAP COON PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT I WILL END YOU! BATHING SUIT AREA MY COMMUNION WAFER OF MOTHERFUCKER INBRED RAT'S COCK WANK INCEST JENKEM BOB SAGET PISS ASSHOLE GANGBANG BITCH YOU WANKER NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! RUSTY TROMBONE I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT REBECCA BLACK WIKIPEDIA YID CUM HELLFIRE SHITPISSER PISS OFF MY ASS RAT'S ASS KRAUT MASTURBATION SHITFACE CUNNILINGUS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DOUCHING and with the ASSCRACK and his NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! of girraffes in which WALRUS SHIT while reading about LAKE TITICACA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See SAGGY TITS also

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