Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BANGKOK neurochemical FUCK disorder BASTARD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT, sudden WANKSPLAT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements I WILL KILL YOU! or ASSCRACK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly suck my mothers in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SONNY BILL WILLIAMS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSCRACK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BEAVER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GOD DAMN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASS FUCKING A words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PEARL NECKLACE utterFUCKance of socially COON objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CHICKEN SHIT television programs to address PIGFUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK A DUCK Tourette's is PENISBIRD not to be ASSHOLE confused with LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FELLATIO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DAMN random DIPSHIT disorientation, culturally-PEDOPHILIA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HI, BILLY MAYS HERE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASS LICKER language, FRIG and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RAT'S COCK ALEX TREBEK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DONKEY DICK souvenir shoppes and massive PEDOPHILIA quantities I WILL END YOU! of ANAL DIABETES BITCH garbage.

Darnit.

A DUMBASS Polite Note to the POLESMOKER Author:

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The BUKKAKE Tourette's SEX Research Institute was WOP founded to FRAK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SUCK MY DICK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BASTARD article MICK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GOD DAMN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BOOBIES changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TITS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of NIGGER Tourrette's sufferers JACKASS swear. You can I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PISS ARTIST TV, for always focusing on the FUCKING A bad side of a terrible MICK thing.
  • The main DAGO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WANK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GRUE RAPE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small suck my mothers knee I WILL KILL YOU! NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is ASSCRACK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKING A cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PENIS ON A STICK school for NIGGER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA sufferers to become LAKE TITICACA manically depressed and ASSHAT commit CUNT suicide.
  • There is no CHINK cure, and the DOODIE HEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy tics often have adverse DOT HEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNT perodol" which caused my entire CUNTSWILLING body to go FROG'S FAT ASS numb and DAMN IT basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASSHOLE it is without the GOD DAMN drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKING A tourette syndrome THIS IS SPARTA! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITFUCKER the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "YID swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GANGBANG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GOD DAMN sorry for BALLS "hi-jacking" your BIRD SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BASTARD this that really ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA annoys me. I am working towards a SAND NIGGER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this I'LL RAPE YOU article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSWIPE, and making fun of a FUCKING horrible disorder is (not) VAGINA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JAP time.

Best CUNT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BELGIUM” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply

As FIREWALLS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an GOVERNMENT FILTERS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CAPITALISM degenerate capitalist culture in those RIVER CRABS SUCK countries. When showing GOVERNMENT FILTERS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHRISTIANITY in countries PANCHEN LAMA leadership, those problems does not FIREWALLS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT RIOTS byproduct of your FREEDOM OF SPEECH capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” Wen

P.S. MOCKIE Regards to Andrew HOMO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

Mr. janitor

The FAGGOT bastard who wrote this article. You can TAMPON IN MY ASS punch him if you SHITFACE want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this UNITED KINGDOM article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CECIL JOHN RHODES put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BITCH saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my ASSRAPING intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How DIPSHIT to MILF cure JOHNNY the SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Tourette's I RAPE WALRUSES! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT for FUCK Tourette's JACKASS SHIT Syndrome DOUGHNUT PUNCHER is INJUN following VAGINA these BUGFUCK rules GOD DAMMIT in DOUCHING order:

  • 1: Avoid ASSHAT immature FUCK little SUCK MY DICK kids,
  • 2: Count to SHITHEAD within WIENER 10 SHITEseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your CLIT SHITFUCKER DILDO nor ART METAL PRODUCTS talk,
  • 4: Tell COCKSMOKER yourself you PISS don't WANKER have TIT DIRT this JUNGLE BUNNY disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CHOAD WITH NASTY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HELL FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

BITCH MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WOMEN'S RIGHTS BUTT PIRATE TWAT WANK I'LL RAPE YOU SAMUEL L. JACKSON SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS

DONKEY DICK BONER CAMEL FUCKER POLAK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASS DONKEY DICK JACKASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DICKHEAD JACKASS CRACKER QUEEF BOON MOTHERFUCKER BIGNOSE YOU WANKER LIMEY GOD DAMMIT DOT HEAD HELL TEDDY BEARS FUCKBAG RAT'S COCK CAMEL JOCKEY ASSRAMMER BULLCRAP ASSHOLE PIGFUCKER CROTCH BOB SAGET SHITCUNTING I'LL RAPE YOU TITTYWANK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKING PORCH MONKEY GANGBANG INBRED CRAPFUCKER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DUMBASS ASSWIPE ASSHOLE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CHOAD DOUCHEBAG SHITSLINGING DAGO PISS OFF FUCKHEAD JERK OFF FUCKHEAD SHITE ROSIE O'DONNELL HELL MOZILLA FIREFOX KAFFIR POLACK BUTT PIRATE COON GOD DAMN SHITSLINGING WHORE DIPSHIT NECROPHILIA FAGGOT SEX FUCKHEAD DICK WANKSPLAT SHITHEAD JACKASS WANK RAT'S ASS HELL CHINK FU SPANG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FLYING FUCK PISS OFF GOD DAMMIT SHITPISSER RUSTY TROMBONE BASTARD FAG CROTCH RAPE TITWANK DIPSHIT DOUCHING CUNT FUCKHEAD SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY WANK RAPE FAG JUNGLE BUNNY CUNTRAG CAMEL JOCKEY BOLLOCKS DAMN IT FUCK A DUCK LET'S SHIT DAMN WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! SUCK MY DICK I'LL RAPE YOU FELLATIO NORTH KOREA TWO-INCH PENIS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BLUMPKIN YID GOD DAMMIT TOSSER FU SPANG CUNT SCUMBAG SCROTUM WANKSPLAT GOD DAMN PRICK ASSWIPE ASSWIPE DOM DeLUISE MONKEY BALLS WANK FUCKTARD ASS ASS FUCKER DAMN ARSE FIRECROTCH JACKASS BULLCRAP BONER FUCK CHENEY ASSCRACK ASS FASCIST DAMN FRIG DUMBASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS FUCK A DUCK YOU WANKER ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF SHIT CHINK PAKI WOP TITS & DICKS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUTT PIRATE BIRD SHIT CUNT HOSER WANK KIKE BONER VAGINA ART METAL PRODUCTS CLUSTER FUCK FUCK HELL PENIS SHITTY CAMEL JOCKEY JIZZ SHIT PISS ARTIST ART METAL PRODUCTS BULLSHIT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! ASSFACE WIKIPEDIA WOMEN'S RIGHTS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BASTARD SHITE WANKER CLEVELAND STEAMER WANK CRAPPY MALARKY BIRD SHIT INCEST YOGHURT CANNON CUNTING ASSCRACK PUSSY FENCE JUMPER FUCKING A ASSFACE SHITHEAD FOUR-EYES SHITFACE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CLIT NECROPHILIA JAP FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER TUBA CHRISTHUMPER FUCKING A THONG TASTER GOAT DICK SPIC FLYING FUCK FRIG FUCKER REDSKIN DELICIOUS CAKE DONKEY PUNCHER DIPSHIT FUCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DOG SHIT WHORE CRAP ON A STICK GANGBANG CRACKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISS OFF SHAKOPEE LIMEY DIPSHIT TITS MOCKIE DIRTY SANCHEZ TIT DIRT ORGASM JOHNNY TITS COCKSUCKER LET'S SHIT GOD DAMMIT SCUMBUCKET BASTARD FUCKING A SHITFACE BALL SACK DAMN TITTIES FUCK OFF DUMBASS VENEREAL DISEASE NIGGER TITS TOSSER DUMBASS DICKFACE MASTURBATION FUCKING HORSE PENIS SHITSKIN FLYING FUCK FUCK CUNNILINGUS JESSE McCARTNEY BLOWJOB TITTIES HADJI SMEG DICK SLOPE JIGGABOO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE I WILL END YOU! AY-AY-AY I RAPE WALRUSES! FEWMETS MOTHERFUCKER BOOBIES COCKSHITTER POMMIE THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE ASSCRACK REDSKIN CHING CHONG CHINK DOUCHING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKTARD BOLLOCKS ASS BUGFUCK I WILL END YOU! ASSHAT SPANK THE MONKEY FRENCH TICKLER PISS SCROTUM DOUCHE COCKSUCKER THIS IS A RARE SWEAR JIZZ BITCH VAGINA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ASS TITS DICKFACE YOU WANKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TWISTY VAGINA MONKEY SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ MALL SANTA BIG FOOT COCKSTUFFER TIMBER NIGGER FLYING FUCK SHITFACE GOATSE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCK BITCH FIRECROTCH FELCHING TWAT SUCK MY DICK NIGGER BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASS PISS OFF MY ASS TWAT JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER POWERSHIT BONG TITS DONGSHOVER WIKIPEDIA ASSWANKING FAILURE! ASSHAT COCKSUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JIGGABOO DUMBASS DIPSHIT FUCK HELL PISS BATHING SUIT AREA BIRD SHIT ASS BOOBS FUCKTARD WALRUS SHIT HELL LAKE TITICACA COCKSUCKER GOD DAMN DOG SHIT PRICK I WILL END YOU! PUNANI CUNT JACK ABRAMOFF TOSSER WANK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! I'LL RAPE YOU YID CUNT CRAP I RAPE WALRUSES! JACKASS SPIC DAMMIT CHICKEN FRIES I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT CUNT FUCKING A WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! BIGNOSE POMMIE DAMN RECTUM RAIDER GOATSE CUNT RAPE SHUT UP, MEG! DOT HEAD PISSHOLE FAG BUTT PIRATE WIGGER DAGO STEVE BALLMER JAP WHORE MARY WHITEHOUSE MALARKY CONDOMS SEX SUCK MY COCK SHITFACE WANKSPLAT HELL O CANADA HO EPIDIDYMIS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FAG TWAT FUCKING HO BEAVER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASSFACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE NIGGER HELL SOD OFF JAP BUTTFUCKER HOMO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HEIL HITLER! DAMN SHITSKIN BASTARD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST [expletive deleted] DAMMIT GO HOME AND DIE JACKASS CUNT RAT'S ASS DOM DeLUISE JIZZ GOD DAMN TOSSER BALL SACK DICKHEAD FUCKER RAPE BUGFUCK OH SHI– I WILL END YOU! CUNT FUCK DAMN BLUE PENIS! PECKERHEAD CLEMEN SAMUEL L. JACKSON CHOAD ASSWIPE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PISS COCKSUCKER DOT HEAD COCKSHITTER BITCH FRITZ RAPE ASSWIPE FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF BONER WANKSPLAT RAT'S ASS CRAP FRED PHELPS CAPTAIN CRUNCH COCKSTUFFER HADJI BALLS ASS FUCKTARD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT MASTURBATION DONKEY DICK BASTARD SCUMBAG SON OF A BITCH FUCKING DICKHEAD I WILL END YOU! FUCKWIT CUNT BASTARD DIPSHIT SCUMBAG EPIDIDYMIS MONKEY BALLS FAG VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING A SHITTY SHITSLINGING PISS OFF GANGBANG DAMN BOOBIES TURD NEGRO RONNIE CORBETT MOTHERFUCKER MAMA MIA CLEVELAND STEAMER AMERICA ONLINE BUNG-HOLE CHUFF RAT'S COCK SHITTY RAT'S ASS DICKFACE TWAT RAPE TOTAL MOLDY TITS DOG SHIT TITWANK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER YOU WANKER KIKE HELL FAGGOT SCUMBUCKET RAPE YID COCK FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT TITS ALF FUCKFACE GOAT DICK COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink YOU WANKER ASS FUCKWIT COCK HOMO RAT'S ASS SHITE DEVELOPERS! CUNTRAG RAT'S ASS BLOWJOB CROTCH RAT'S ASS FU SPANG SHIT FUCK OFF SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES BUTTFUCKER CHUFF LET'S SHIT COCK THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE WARNER MUSIC GROUP DONGSHOVER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS DILDO ASSHOLE SUITCASE PENIS CRACKER SUCK A BIG DICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ABO FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK CHOAD [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] HADJI HORSE PENIS CLEVELAND STEAMER LOGJAMMER ORGASM WANK WANKER PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! GOD DAMN GYPSY CHINK NAZI HAIL SATAN! NIGGER CHRISTHUMPER FUCKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SCROTUM BLUE PENIS! CUNT DILDO SHITE MR WINKLER IS GAY PEARL NECKLACE FELCHMONKEY PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CLUSTER FUCK WIGGER COLGATE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR JACKASS SHIT DYKE COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK ASS FUCKSTAIN MAMA MIA WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! BOLLOCKS CUNT CHICKEN SHIT DONKEY DICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD FLYING FUCK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK YOU and with the FUCKING A and his SAND NIGGER of girraffes in which HELLFIRE while reading about CHOLERA IS FUN!!!!!!!!!!

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