Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without JACKASS comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NI neurochemical FUCK disorder PEEPEE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKHEAD, sudden FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements OSTRICH MY ASS or CLIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKSTAIN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JIZZ way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DOUCHING include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ANAL by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA [expletive deleted] words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BELLEND BALLS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous COCKSMOKER utterFUCKance of socially SHITCUNTING objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WANK television programs to address GOD DAMMIT Tourette's syndrome.

JACK OFF Tourette's is PUSSY not to be [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] confused with MOTHERFUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SUCK MY DICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM random WANKSPLAT disorientation, culturally-BUGGER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth COCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITBALLS language, ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BULLSHIT OSTRICH MY ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GOBSHITE souvenir shoppes and massive CHOAD quantities CUNT of ANAL DIABETES WANK garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK OFF Polite Note to the FUCKING A Author:

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The CHALICE Tourette's WANK Research Institute was DUMBASS founded to CROTCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NIGGER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DICKFACE article FAGGOT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TITTIES changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about INBRED Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of KAFFIR Tourrette's sufferers BUTTFUCKER swear. You can YOU WANKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DUNE COON TV, for always focusing on the NAZI bad side of a terrible WANK thing.
  • The main GANGBANG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICKHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PAKI knee TWISTY VAGINA NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is LOGJAMMER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FRED PHELPS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at AUTOFELLATIO school for GOD DAMN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BUTTFUCKER sufferers to become GOD DAMMIT manically depressed and CUNT commit BALLS suicide.
  • There is no FUCK YOU cure, and the RUSTY TROMBONE drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASS tics often have adverse FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSCRACK perodol" which caused my entire JACKASS body to go BALLS numb and MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKSTAIN it is without the DOUCHE drug.

I am an active member of a PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT tourette syndrome BOOBS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HADJI the ASSCRACK public view of Tourettes as a "NIGGER TITS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HELL sorry for SHITHEAD "hi-jacking" your AUTOFELLATIO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SON OF A BITCH this that really HOT GRITS annoys me. I am working towards a ASSHAT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this AUTOFELLATIO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHIT, and making fun of a CUNTBUCKET horrible disorder is (not) SCUMBAG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your POWERSHIT time.

Best THONG TASTER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CLUSTER FUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DISSIDENTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT MOVEMENT Westerners show is not an TANK MAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TANK MAN degenerate capitalist culture in those VOTE countries. When showing VOTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! in countries RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not FREEDOM OF SPEECH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT MOVEMENT byproduct of your 1984 capitalist society PROXY SITES.

Li Chiang “MONGOLIANS” Wen

P.S. PRICK Regards to Andrew RAT'S COCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The JACKASS bastard who wrote this article. You can NIGGER punch him if you FIST FUCK want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this KU KLUX KLAN country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE HAS AIDS white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKWIT saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my SHITBALLS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How INBRED to WOMEN'S RIGHTS cure DARTH VADER the SUCK MY COCK Tourette's ASSBANDIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CHIGGER for BATMAN & ROBIN Tourette's BLISTERING BARNACLES Syndrome SCRATCH! GROUNDER! is BULLSHIT following RAT'S ASS these FIRECROTCH rules suck my mothers in BITCH order:

  • 1: Avoid FENCE JUMPER immature FUCKHEAD little SHITCUNTING kids,
  • 2: Count to BITCH within HELL 10 SCUMBUCKETseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DONKEY DICK SHIT NECROPHILIA nor COMMUNIST DILDO talk,
  • 4: Tell JIZZ yourself you SHITSKIN don't DEVELOPERS! have RAT'S ASS this CAMEL JOCKEY disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CRAPFUCKER WITH NASTY FUCKWIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JIZZ FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FUCKSTAIN MALARKY SHITPISSER PEARL NECKLACE BUGFUCK SEMPRINI MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ ARSE

BITCH TITTYWANK DOT HEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FASHION BUG FUCKTARD FUCK YOU HELL TWO-INCH PENIS DOM DeLUISE BALLS MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD DAMN JOHNNY INBRED BEANER DUMBASS ASSHOLE NIHILISM FUCK DOUCHE DONKEY DICK ORGASM BUTT-HOLE SHITSKIN DAMN COCKSUCKER SHITBALLS DOUCHE O CANADA CHOAD SHITHEAD SHITTY FELLATIO FRAK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PRICK WANKER PISSHOLE FUCKING A POOPY SPUNK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCK YOU ASSRAPING CHALICE DICKLICK COCKSUCKER FUCKING BITCH CHIGGER WOMEN'S RIGHTS RANDY TRAVIS CROTCH MICK RUSKIE SHITCUNTING FRED PHELPS BUTT PIRATE ARSE FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING PISS ARTIST PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BITCH CARPET MUNCHER SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKHEAD MASTURBATION HATE HATE HAT NIGGER CUNTYMINTS CHOAD KISSER GO HOME AND DIE DILDO SHITE MOTHERFUCKER SUITCASE PENIS TITS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FELCHING SHITCUNTING SHITCUNTING DICKFACE COCKSTUFFER CUNTBUCKET SIGMUND FREUD CUNTRAG PISS OFF CRACKER BUTTFUCKER HITLER BOYCOTT VIACOM! BULLSHIT PUSSY BRITNEY SAGGY TITS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASS CHOAD BITCH ASS PISS ARTIST HIV NEGATIVE CUNT FELCHING MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MONKEY SHIT WANK FUCK YOGHURT CANNON WANK COCKSUCKER RAT'S ASS DOUCHETITS BONER CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKTARD COCKSMOKER FRIG TONY LA RUSSA NIGGER RAPE SUCK MY DICK GANGBANG ASS CLEMEN CHALICE SHIT BASTARD CRAP ON A STICK DICKLICK WETBACK IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU BOLLOCKS MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER ASS SON OF A BITCH COON DICK BALL SACK DICK IN A BOX HELLFIRE BASTARD NIGGER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PENIS ON A STICK SCROTUM TOURETTE'S SYNDROME HADJI SEMEN CRAPFUCKER AY-AY-AY PIG FUCKFACE NAZI AUTOFELLATIO IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE DOUCHE SHITE WANKER suck my mothers WANK FUCKSTAIN WEHATEMARIO DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DICKFACE BITCH PISS GENITALIA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS NIGNOG COCKSMOKER INBRED COMMUNIST DILDO SOD DOUCHEBAG WANK FUCK NUGGET BUGGER OFF FUCK WIENER FUCK DOM DeLUISE DUMBASS ART METAL PRODUCTS FROG'S FAT ASS BALL SACK PRICK PUSSY HIV NEGATIVE ASSHAT SAGGY TITS FUCKING JUMP! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TURD TWISTY VAGINA FUCK FUCK OFF TURD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHIT FRED PHELPS TOTAL COCKSUCKER BELGIUM FUCKFACE WIGGER PIG KRAUT BUGGER DICKLICK FUCKFACE WIKIPEDIA MONKEY BALLS JERK OFF FRITZ RAT'S ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSHAT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! COON VENEREAL DISEASE ASS WANK BOOBS BONER CONSENSUS DIPSHIT SUCK MY DICK HOLY DUMB FUCK DUNE COON BORDER HOPPER FUCKHEAD HELL FAGGOT BEAVER SCUMBAG WANK PENIS ON A STICK CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS I AM CORNHOLIO! BALL SACK SEX BRITNEY I WILL KILL YOU! SPIC PIECE OF SHIT PISS OFF SAMUEL L. JACKSON HELL PRICK POLESMOKER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BOOBS CHINK PUNANI VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN HOMO FLYING FUCK DILDO CUM BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PEDOPHILIA SPICY CUNT FUCK DOUCHE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FELCHING DICKHEAD GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DOODIE HEAD FUCKHEAD HELL WIENER DICKHEAD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BLUE PENIS! FROG FUCK PORCH MONKEY JENKEM BANGKOK ASS LICKER I'LL RAPE YOU HONKY FUCKSTAIN BIRD SHIT COCKSHITTER CUNT PRICK BUGFUCK TITS CUM SHIT FUCK JACKASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BUGFUCK SHITSLINGING FUCKHEAD FELLATIO GIVING HEAD FUCKBAG BLOWJOB SCROTUM I RAPE WALRUSES! RAT'S COCK I RAPE WALRUSES! ASS TITS CHICKEN FRIES BEAVER ASSHOLE NIPPLES BLISTERING BARNACLES GENITALIA CRAPPY SHITTY HIV NEGATIVE POLACK BOB SAGET ANAL FOOTBALL PISS CUNTING ASSCRACK ASSFACE HOMO TONY LA RUSSA IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHIT GOD DAMMIT FUCKING MARGARET THATCHER JERRY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JACK ABRAMOFF SCUMBAG DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CROTCH SHITHEAD FUCKER DILDO FLYING RAT'S ASS P'KANG CRACKER BASTARD NAZI DICKLICK NECROPHILIA FUCKWIT HAIL SATAN! BUKKAKE POLAK CUNTBUCKET WIENER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHAKOPEE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKING TURD FUCKHEAD HELL SHITFUCKER TITMOUSE SHITCOCK SHITTY PENISPENISPENIS!!! BUTT PIRATE BONER FUCKWIT DAMN CAMEL FUCKER SHITE KIKE FUCKER FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF WOP AAAAAAAAA! [expletive deleted] JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DAMN INJUN JUSTIN BIEBER CHICKEN SHIT SHITCOCK HO SHITBALLS DOUCHETITS TIMBER NIGGER WETBACK MASTURBATION RAT'S COCK NIGGER BITCH INBRED SHITCOCK NIGNOG FLYING FUCK PIGFUCKER WEHATEMARIO FOOTBALL RAGHEAD WEHATEMARIO BUGFUCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS MARY WHITEHOUSE NICARAGUA FEATURED TOWELHEAD DAGO LOLCAT FUCKFUCKFUCK DICKFACE CHINK FELCHING JACKASS HELL FRENCH TICKLER FROG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TITTIES BITCH GRINGO RAPE ART METAL PRODUCTS BUTT PIRATE CONDOMS COMMUNIST DILDO OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! KAFFIR DOG SHIT O CANADA BULLSHIT PEARL NECKLACE DAMN IT DIPSHIT CHENEY NAZI TAMPONS TAMPON IN MY ASS SHIT BLOWJOB SEMEN ASS LICKER POMMIE WINDOWS VISTA BEAVER PISS SHITTY FUCKER BIG FOOT INCEST BULLSHIT RUSKIE DAMN IT BLOWJOB FUCKSTAIN NIGGER NAZI DAMN CRAP ON A STICK BLISTERING BARNACLES TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SCUMBAG FUCKER DAMMIT SHITBALLS BASTARD BOOBS MASTURBATION FUCK OFF GOD DAMN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HELL CAPTAIN CRUNCH WANK WANK INCEST CAMEL JOCKEY WANK BEAVER I WILL END YOU! NAZI ASSCRACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH ASS FASCIST BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JUSTIN BIEBER PENIS ON A BUN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITTY FUCKHEAD BALL SACK suck my mothers FUCKER GENITALIA BIRD SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BUTT PIRATE DICK YOU WANKER DAMN DELICIOUS CAKE FOUR-EYES SCUMBAG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NEGRO HELL DICKLICK DOUCHEBAG SHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PAKI BUTTFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER JUSTIN BIEBER ASSHOLE CUNT SUCK MY COCK TRANNY FUCKHEAD QUEEF SHIT MALARKY JACK OFF CHIGGER CHING CHONG CHINK GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN MILF BITCH BALL SACK CUNTRAG MARY WHITEHOUSE RECTUM RAIDER GENITALIA WANK CUM FUCKING A BALLS BUGGER I'LL RAPE YOU Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BOOBS and with the SCROTUM and his OSTRICH MY ASS of girraffes in which DONKEY DICK while reading about RAT'S COCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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