Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKER, sudden ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITBALLS or FUCKFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly POLACK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISSHOLE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BORDER HOPPER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NEOPETS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHIT ASSHAT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK utterFUCKance of socially SON OF A BITCH objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first OSTRICH MY ASS television programs to address GREASER Tourette's syndrome.

SEMEN Tourette's is CONDOMS not to be CANDY confused with NAZI Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DOUCHE NAZI chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BULLCRAP random JUSTIN BIEBER disorientation, culturally-BUTT PIRATE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth INCEST outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WIENER language, DONGSHOVER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BULLCRAP FRIG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BITCH souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKWIT quantities PEDOPHILIA of ANAL DIABETES ASSFACE garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK A DUCK Polite Note to the HELL Author:

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The THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Tourette's JACK OFF Research Institute was LAKE TITICACA founded to Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DICKFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASS article FUCKWIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BALL SACK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CRACKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BALLS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DOG FUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of TENTACLE RAPE Tourrette's sufferers SHITCOCK swear. You can MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GO COUNT YOUR DICK TV, for always focusing on the POLESMOKER bad side of a terrible HELLFIRE thing.
  • The main DOUCHEBAG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BUTT PIRATE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CLEMEN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SEX knee SHITCUNTING NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCKING A no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SEMEN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKER school for FUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NAZI sufferers to become PRICK manically depressed and I WILL KILL YOU! commit FUCKSTAIN suicide.
  • There is no PORCH MONKEY cure, and the RAT'S ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BULLCRAP tics often have adverse PEEPEE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PEDOPHILIA perodol" which caused my entire CLEAN DRINKING WATER body to go JERK OFF numb and JOHNNY basically made it NIGGA! worse than BOB SAGET it is without the [Insert swear here] drug.

I am an active member of a CLUSTER FUCK tourette syndrome WOODPECKERSHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS the SUCK MY COCK public view of Tourettes as a "RICK MORANIS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HELL much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PEARL NECKLACE sorry for DIPSHIT "hi-jacking" your JACKASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WANK this that really BASTARD annoys me. I am working towards a PAKI better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BANGKOK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DICK CHICKEN, and making fun of a I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL horrible disorder is (not) RAPE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CLIT time.

Best BLUMPKIN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITCOCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill LHASA Westerners show is not an DALAI LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOOGLE degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBETAN BUDDHISM countries. When showing I LIKE BUSH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN BABY FORMULA in countries DALAI LAMA leadership, those problems does not FIREWALLS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your GOVERNMENT FILTERS capitalist society CHRISTIANITY.

Li Chiang “POISON IN BABY FORMULA” Wen

P.S. PRICK Regards to Andrew BUGGER OFF Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

Mr. janitor

The FUCKTARD bastard who wrote this article. You can NORTH KOREA punch him if you BUGGER OFF want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE'S MOMMA article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “MUGABE HAS AIDS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SUGARTITS saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my BOOBS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How THONG TASTER to CHICKEN SHIT cure ASS the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Tourette's WOMEN'S RIGHTS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TWAT for PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Tourette's CLEVELAND STEAMER Syndrome PISS OFF is RUSTY TROMBONE following MONKEY BALLS these SHITBALLS rules BRITNEY in PISS order:

  • 1: Avoid SHIT immature AY-AY-AY little FELCHING kids,
  • 2: Count to PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS within IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD 10 TRANNYseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your HADJI NEGRO HELL nor WIGGER talk,
  • 4: Tell COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT yourself you DAMN IT don't REDSKIN have CUNT this FUCKER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NIPPLES WITH NASTY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GOD DAMMIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

I'LL RAPE YOU LET'S SHIT JACKASS FUCKHEAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CLEMEN CHOAD KISSER DIPSHIT BUTT PIRATE

GOD DAMMIT MONKEY BALLS TOWELHEAD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASS LICKER ARSE BEAVER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PEDOPHILIA INCEST ANUSCAKE RAT'S ASS DYKE CRACKER BRUSH MA TEETH HOLY DUMB FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER DAMN IT DICK CHICKEN SHIT NEGRO FUCKER BUNG-HOLE DOG FUCKER HELL BIRD IN THE HOUSE BULLCRAP NIGGER THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE SOD NIGGER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD LET'S SHIT BENCH PRESS COCK EMO DUMBASS DAMN DAMNATION NIGGER TITS GARBAGE DAY! MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS BASTARD TITS & DICKS FUCKSTAIN YID BUGFUCK ASSBANDIT BOLLOCKS BALLS FUCKING A VAGINA ASSHOLE 1984 FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DARTH VADER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM GOD DAMN O KURWA! CRAPMUNCHER BITCH BITCH GO HOME AND DIE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BASTARD SHIT ASSWIPE BOOBS MALARKY ASSFACE BITCH FUCKING A CAPTAIN CRUNCH CLUSTER FUCK SHIT ASS PEEPEE PISS OFF ASS FLYING FUCK FUCK YOU BELLEND DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TWAT PRICK RAGHEAD DICK JAP [expletive deleted] IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD KNOBJOCKEY BITCH D'OH BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PIECE OF SHIT QUEEF BIRD SHIT AUTOFELLATIO SHIT FUCK YOU All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FUCKTARD MICK FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOM DeLUISE FUCKHEAD CHOAD FRIG FUCKING FRENCH TICKLER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! MACACA FUCKER INBRED CUNT CRAPPER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCK NUGGET RECTUM RAIDER ASSWIPE KAFFIR BASTARD FEMADOM TITTYWANK DAMN CUNTRAG BITCH JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JIZZ BOOBS JUSTIN BIEBER DAMN AUTOFELLATIO ASSHAT FASHION BUG INBRED DAMN ADMINS ARE GAY BITCH CLEMEN ANAL PUSSY SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT WIENER INBRED MOTHERFUCKER COON GOD DAMMIT SHITFUCKER CLIT FUCKER DICK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHITSLINGING All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ASS BITCH WANKSPLAT BITCH SCUMBAG SOD FENCE JUMPER JAP WETBACK DAMN CLEMEN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK HELL PORCUPINE'S BALLS JACKASS SHIT GIVING HEAD BUGGER DICKFACE HELLFUCKER MASTURBATION HITLER 666 FRIG MALARKY BARBRA STREISAND POOPOO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BOYCOTT VIACOM! SPANK THE MONKEY BUGGER SPIC TWAT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BITCH SOD NIPPLES NECROPHILIA SEX ASSFACE PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKSTAIN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS FUCKER BUTT-HEAD FUCKSTAIN CARPET MUNCHER CUNTBUCKET BUTTFUCKER FUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK CHING CHONG CHINK SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER SOD OFF ASSHAT EPIDIDYMIS MACACA RAPE D'OH HELLFIRE CUNT COCKGOBLIN SIGMUND FREUD MARGARET THATCHER ASSCRACK DAMN MOCKIE WANK LET'S SHIT CRAPFUCKER SHITE COLGATE POMMIE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DAMN GIVING HEAD DICK CHICKEN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! NICARAGUA FUCKTARD BITCH FEMADOM ASS BITCH PORCH MONKEY ASSHOLE DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY BUTT PIRATE ASSCRACK BIRD SHIT BOOBIES SEX CONDOMS CUNT SHIT FLYING FUCK SHIT FUCKTARD INCEST CUNT SHITSLINGING FUCKER BASTARD BONER CONDOMS SHIT GOD DAMN HELL BASTARD ORGASM DICK CUNT BITCH FUCK HELLFIRE BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASS MONKEY BALLS MOTHERFUCKER WANK SUITCASE PENIS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FIST FUCK LIMEY JAP WOMEN'S RIGHTS WANK PENISBIRD DICKHEAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JACKASS GRAPE PENIS HORSE PENIS FUCKER JAP BITCH NIGGER PISS JACK OFF NICARAGUA SHITE BIGNOSE MONKEY'S UNCLE NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! PORCUPINE'S BALLS GOD DAMN PIGFUCKER ORGASM DOM DeLUISE JACKASS FUCK YOU SMEG YID SHIT YOU WANKER RUSKIE FAGGOT CHICKEN SHIT NI CRAPFUCKER NAZI SHITSLINGING BUTTFUCKER FUCKFACE BASTARD FUCKER TWISTY VAGINA TITTIES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITPISSER BELLEND CUM BULLSHIT FEMADOM SEX TITS & DICKS SEX BUGFUCK PUSSY GOD DAMMIT WIENER PISS OFF GENITALIA JERRY CROTCH CUNTBUCKET DIRTY SANCHEZ IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHITFUCKER SEX SCROTUM ASSFACE LAKE TITICACA MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASSWIPE CANDY HELLFIRE BONER BULLCRAP CLEMEN DOT HEAD JACKASS SHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCK FUCKSTAIN DOODIE HEAD GIVING HEAD WANKER SUCK MY DICK GOD DAMN COCK BLOWJOB PISS OFF MY ASS CHICKEN FRIES FRITZ DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNNILINGUS CRAP JACK OFF WALRUS SHIT YOU WANKER FUCKING A BOOBS INBRED ASSFACE I AM CORNHOLIO! BANGKOK DONKEY PUNCHER WANKSPLAT PIGFUCKER WILLY WONKA CLEAN DRINKING WATER GANGBANG FUCKING DIPSHIT GOD DAMN CLIT DAMN WANK FAGGOT [EXPLETIVE] DYKE CRACKER BORDER HOPPER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PUSSY JACKASS JACK OFF FUCKBAG DOUCHING FUCKTARD BLUE PENIS! YOU WANKER CUNT HELL FELLATIO BOLLOCKS CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S COCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MARCH OF FLAMES JACKASS SHIT WANKER BANGKOK FUCK OFF WIKIPEDIA JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SMEG PISS ARTIST CHOAD FUCKWIT DOUCHING WANK BORDER HOPPER STRAWBERRY ASS FIST FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN DONKEY DICK BITCH WHORE TITTIES TACO AUTOFELLATIO CUNT BRUSH MA TEETH BONER YOU WANKER ASS FASCIST THONG TASTER BUTTFUCKER 1984 ASS KIKE YOU WANKER POWERSHIT CUNT DICK HOT GRITS DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! CUNT WANKER ASSCRACK SHITSLINGING NAZI SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CHOAD KISSER CRAPFUCKER FUCKTARD BONG PUSSY ASS ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TWO-INCH PENIS SOD BITCH BASTARD CUNT WOMEN'S RIGHTS PIECE OF SHIT PRICK CUNNILINGUS CUNT DAMN WETBACK ASSCRACK FUCKWIT DAMN TITS & DICKS FUCK YOU HELL FUCK YOU TITWANK DEVELOPERS! TITTYWANK PISS ARTIST JIZZ 1984 CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FROG'S FAT ASS CLUSTER FUCK CUNT 666 BITCH FUCK OFF DICKHEAD HENTAI ASS FRED PHELPS MOTHERFUCKER JOHN ELWAY RAT'S COCK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DICKHEAD pen0r FLYING FUCK GENITALIA ASSWIPE FRIG CHOAD PEDOPHILIA BULLSHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNNILINGUS I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE FROG'S FAT ASS BUGGER OFF COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink COCKSTUFFER GOOK BOB SAGET FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH FUCK HELLFIRE CHENEY PRICK PENISBIRD BUKKAKE BITCH MILF KRAUT GOBSHITE FUCKWIT CUNNILINGUS SHITE PISS JACK OFF DOT HEAD SHITFACE FOUR-EYES [expletive deleted] SIGMUND FREUD DOG SHIT PUSSYLICKER MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT PUSSY DAMN SHITFUCKER FUCKHEAD ASSHOLE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MICK RANDY TRAVIS FUCKING A YOU WANKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE BITCH DILDO JACKASS SHIT BLOWJOB CLUSTER FUCK FLYING FUCK AUTOFELLATIO VAGINA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITFUCKER BALLS ADMINS ARE GAY MALARKY SEMEN NECROPHILIA ASS ASSFACE BUKKAKE NIGNOG YOU ORGASM BITCH SHITFACE POWERSHIT SHITSLINGING SHITFACE CANDY TENTACLE RAPE CUNT YOUR MOM COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JIZZ DIPSHIT DOUCHING FUCKER BORDER HOPPER [EXPLETIVE] MOTHERFUCKER MOCKIE WETBACK CHICKEN FRIES SHITBALLS FLYING FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKING Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DOUCHE and with the RAGHEAD and his CUNT of girraffes in which DILDO while reading about GYPSY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See GO COUNT YOUR DICK also

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