Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PISSHOLE neurochemical FUCK disorder PIECE OF SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SNUFF PORN, sudden CHAV m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CHAV or MOTHERFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITFACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PRICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CROTCH include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken COMMUNIST DILDO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SNUFF PORN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat INJUN RAT'S COCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous POLAK utterFUCKance of socially BASTARD objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM television programs to address BANGKOK Tourette's syndrome.

ASS FASCIST Tourette's is TITS & DICKS not to be CARPET MUNCHER confused with ORGASM Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TUBA random WANK disorientation, culturally-CHOAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth EDITABLE DYK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DOUCHING language, BUTTFUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NIPPLES PEDOPHILIA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WANK souvenir shoppes and massive ARSEBADGERS quantities DAGO of ANAL DIABETES NI garbage.

Darnit.

A BOOBIES Polite Note to the SCROTUM Author:

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The FUCKFACE Tourette's SHITFUCKER Research Institute was GOD DAMMIT founded to SHITSLIDE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ROSIE O'DONNELL Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BUGGER OFF article POLESMOKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SAMUEL L. JACKSON changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BALLS Tourrette's sufferers RAT'S ASS swear. You can ASSHOLE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GIVING HEAD TV, for always focusing on the MONKEY SHIT bad side of a terrible PISSHOLE thing.
  • The main DOG SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PORCUPINE'S BALLS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHIGGER knee SHITBALLS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BASTARD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GIVING HEAD school for OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage THONG TASTER sufferers to become PISS OFF MY ASS manically depressed and TACO commit JERK OFF suicide.
  • There is no FRIG cure, and the YOU WANKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the MALL SANTA tics often have adverse COCKSMOKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHENEY perodol" which caused my entire RAT'S ASS body to go YID numb and FUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKSTAIN it is without the BALL SACK drug.

I am an active member of a NIGGER TITS tourette syndrome DICK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNT the BONER public view of Tourettes as a "SHITCUNTING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SOD OFF much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GRINGO sorry for FUCKHEAD "hi-jacking" your CHALICE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHIT this that really LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD annoys me. I am working towards a JACK ABRAMOFF better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this INBRED article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DAMN, and making fun of a WANK horrible disorder is (not) ARSEBADGERS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HELL time.

Best PISS UP MY ARSE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHTS reply

As PROXY SITES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DALAI LAMA Westerners show is not an CAPITALISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of 1984 degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT RIOTS countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AMERICA'S GREAT! in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not I LIKE BUSH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA IS CAPITALIST byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS.

Li Chiang “STUDENT MOVEMENT” Wen

P.S. EDITABLE DYK Regards to Andrew DAMN IT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

Mr. janitor

The CROTCH bastard who wrote this article. You can TITTIES punch him if you CUNT want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “BRITAIN” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the VENEREAL DISEASE saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my CHICKEN FRIES intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How JIZZ to WIENER cure PIG the CUNTRAG Tourette's POLAK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment QUEEF for CUNT Tourette's FLYING RAT'S ASS Syndrome PIGFUCKER is TWAT following SNUFF PORN these CUNT rules ORGASM in CHRISTHUMPER order:

  • 1: Avoid HELLFUCKER immature PISS ARTIST little BLUMPKIN kids,
  • 2: Count to FIRECROTCH within CUNT 10 CRAPFUCKERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BITCH BULLSHIT SUCK MY DICK nor KAFFIR talk,
  • 4: Tell TESTICLE CHOKE yourself you CUNT don't DAMN have PAKI this CUNT LAPPER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK I RAPE WALRUSES! WITH NASTY GREASER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S COCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

BUGFUCK JACKASS DAMN IT ASSHAT PORCH MONKEY FIST FUCK FUCKING JUMP! BOB SAGET CUNT DARTH VADER

MACACA DILDO KIKE COCK FUCKING A DICKHEAD ASS COCKSMOKER REBECCA BLACK BUGGER ASS LICKER DIPSHIT CC PLZ ASSWIPE FUCK FUCKTARD DEVELOPERS! IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD HORSE PENIS CHICKEN SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKING JUMP! MARCH OF FLAMES BITCH CAMEL FUCKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE POLAK FUCKSTAIN CONDOMS BUGFUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX SON OF A BITCH AY-AY-AY KRAUT ASSBANDIT FENCE JUMPER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DUMBASS CTHULHU FHTAGN PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKER DAMNATION RAT'S COCK GOOK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CRAPFUCKER FUCKTARD WIENER JOHNNY ASSWIPE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER COCKSMOKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! HOMO MICK CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITCOCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKING CHOAD YID POLESMOKER MASTURBATION FROG SPUNK PISS OFF FUCK YOU FUCK TIT SPRINKLES HELL YID YUKKY DOODY SUCK MY DICK BUTTFUCKER HELL ASS FAGGOT BUGGER GOBSHITE RAT'S ASS PISSHOLE ASSFACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DIPSHIT GOOK ORGASM SHITE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BALLS SHITHEAD CHOAD SHITTY RAT'S COCK WETBACK MOTHERFUCKER DAMN WANK MONKEY SHIT FRIG TITMOUSE AY-AY-AY MARGARET THATCHER SEMEN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS POLACK COCKSMOKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ANAL PEARL NECKLACE BITCH BOLLOCKS FUCKWIT POLAK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BULLSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU SHITHEAD TITTYWANK FRITZ BENCH PRESS THONG TASTER CLUSTER FUCK ORGASM FUCKING DIPSHIT [expletive deleted] CUNTRAG ANAL PRICK PECKERHEAD WANK POMMIE DYKE DOG SHIT SCROTUM DICK IN A BOX DAMN SHITFACE SHITSLINGING ASSRAPING TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK NUGGET SHITFACE LET'S SHIT SON OF A BITCH ASSCRACK TURD FELCHING YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT HITLER CLUSTER FUCK HELL JUNGLE BUNNY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD TWAT PISS BITCH ASSHAT FELCHMONKEY FAG HOMO BALL SACK FUCK OFF ARSE SCUMBAG DICKHEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL SEMEN DICK IN A BOX FUCKBAG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHITHEAD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CUNTRAG BOB SAGET SNUFF PORN BLISTERING BARNACLES CLEMEN FELLATIO PENIS INCEST DICKHEAD LIMEY FU SPANG HELL DOUCHING FUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! RAGHEAD HITLER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCK YOU FUCK CARPET MUNCHER DAMMIT HADJI YUKKY DOODY CHICKEN FRIES FUCKER SHITBALLS YOUR MOM POLESMOKER CHICKEN SHIT NECROPHILIA TWAT WANK ASS BIRD SHIT DAMN SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT SHITBALLS ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT FAGGOT DICKFACE AMERICA ONLINE CHOAD CLIT SON OF A BITCH PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMN DAMN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKHEAD WOP TOSSER CARPET MUNCHER FUCKWIT CRAPMUNCHER STEVE BALLMER TITS SCUMBUCKET LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SCUMBAG FUCK YOU BOYCOTT VIACOM! CUNTYMINTS HELL PENIS ON A STICK POOPY BEAVER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SMEG PISSHOLE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS OSTRICH MY ASS EXTRA LONG PENIS CUM BONER BASTARD BOLLOCKS FUCKWIT SUCK MY COCK CONDOMS MOTHERFUCKER FRAK GOD DAMN COCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING ASSFACE CUNT DICK CHICKEN RANDY TRAVIS MASTURBATION GRINGO INCEST TAFFY DAMMIT GIVING HEAD CLIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON MOLDY TITS BEANER FUCKWIT CUNNILINGUS BASTARD UNICORNS POMMIE CLIT DOG SHIT NIPPLES GOOK MILF FUCKTARD CUNT FUCK OFF BITCH COCKSUCKER ARSE DIPSHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TITTYWANK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BLUMPKIN CUNT COCKSTUFFER POMMIE NIGGER BALLS MILF BELLEND ART METAL PRODUCTS JACKASS TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK PEARL NECKLACE DOUCHE NAZI CONAN O'BRIAN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL OSTRICH MY ASS BALLS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT POMMIE PISS OFF TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! HAIL SATAN! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CLIT BULLSHIT JENKEM THIS IS A RARE SWEAR ASSFACE ASSBANDIT FRITZ URINE-GARGLING GOBSHITE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN EDITABLE DYK DAMN ASSFACE FROG'S FAT ASS CAMEL FUCKER WANK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CROTCH ASSHAT SHITE SHITFACE MALL SANTA SPIC ABO BLUE PENIS! WANKER ASS FUCK GRINGO SHIT BITCH FUCKING SHITFACE FENCE JUMPER NAZI FUCKHEAD SHITHEAD CRACKER ASSHAT NIGNOG CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DOUCHE NAZI BOYCOTT VIACOM! DOUCHE NAZI NEGRO CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SAMUEL L. JACKSON FOUR-EYES SHITHEAD MILF WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SCUMBUCKET CUNT IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! 666 NICARAGUA TIMBER NIGGER FUCK SHITFUCKER SPIC TWAT BITCH JACKASS SHIT ASSFACE SEX EMO TITMOUSE FAGGOT DOODIE HEAD MAMA MIA CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKSTAIN CLUSTER FUCK ASS BIGNOSE BALLS JERK OFF JERRY BITCH suck my mothers ASS CLIT WIKIPEDIA SHITE NECROPHILIA SON OF A BITCH PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SUITCASE PENIS WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT BIG FOOT KAFFIR COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BASTARD BUTT PIRATE CONDOMS CHIGGER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DILDO DIRTY SANCHEZ BORDER HOPPER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SLOPE SEX MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKER DAGO FROG YOUTUBE, BITCH ASS LICKER RAPE BULLSHIT RAT'S ASS GENITALIA DAMMIT FUCKER BOOBIES FUCK OFF JUNGLE BUNNY SHIT PUSSY CARPET MUNCHER PISS COCKSHITTER FLAMING ASS BADGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL POLESMOKER TITTYWANK ASSFACE CAMEL FUCKER WHORE I AM CORNHOLIO! WANK DONKEY PUNCHER LET'S SHIT CHRISTHUMPER UNICORNS DICKHEAD DAMN BUTT PIRATE SLITTY EYES FUCKING DOUCHE NAZI HONKY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKSTAIN BASTARD [expletive deleted] CARPET MUNCHER PUNANI CC PLZ PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TAMPONS ASSCRACK DICKHEAD CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMMIT P'KANG BASTARD GOD DAMMIT PUSSY ORGASM ROSIE O'DONNELL SEX YOU WANKER SHIT DIPSHIT WANKSPLAT BUTTFUCKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST COCKSUCKER FRENCH TICKLER MONKEY BALLS ASSFACE DIPSHIT CHINK CLUSTER FUCK GRINGO FUCK NUGGET NIPPLES BULLSHIT ASSHAT RUSKIE GOD DAMN JIGGABOO DAMN HELL LET'S SHIT WANK FUCK OFF PISSHOLE SOD CRAPFUCKER RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING SHITBALLS FROG'S FAT ASS TWISTY VAGINA CAMEL JOCKEY GOBSHITE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK YOU NORTH KOREA [expletive deleted] MOZILLA FIREFOX YOU WANKER MILF COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GO HOME AND DIE GREASER FEWMETS ASSWIPE YOU WANKER FLYING FUCK DICK HADJI CUNT FUCKSTAIN DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT LIKE A HORSE CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT HELL DICKFACE SUGARTITS DICKLICK DOUCHEBAG FIST FUCK HIGH WAGES DICKHEAD LOGJAMMER DOG SHIT BARBRA STREISAND MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF TITS MILF SON OF A BITCH PEARL NECKLACE GOD DAMN CRAPMUNCHER CARPET MUNCHER SNUFF PORN NIGGER CHALICE ASS SHITFACE BOYCOTT VIACOM! WEHATEMARIO SHITHEAD DICK FROG BLUE PENIS! GRAPE PENIS VAGINA TUBA ASSHOLE NIGGER SHITFUCKER FUCKER DYKE GOBSHITE MARCH OF FLAMES BONER STRAWBERRY ASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BUTTFUCKER DICK TITS DICK CHICKEN BARBRA STREISAND [expletive deleted] YOUTUBE, BITCH FUCKSTAIN GIVING HEAD FUCK SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD CLIT DICK NIGGER WANK FUCKER CUNNILINGUS RECTUM RAIDER WANK FUCKBAG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKING JUMP! JOHNNY DIPSHIT RECTUM RAIDER BIRD SHIT JACKASS SHIT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TAMPONS and with the SUCK MY COCK and his THONG TASTER of girraffes in which DOUCHE while reading about SHITSKIN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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