Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a LET'S SHIT article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNNILINGUS neurochemical FUCK disorder CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid I'M FULL OF BATSHIT!, sudden INBRED m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BUGGER OFF or FUCKING FUCKFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSFACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BANGKOK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NEOPETS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DUMBASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BATMAN & ROBIN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DOUCHETITS HELL words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TOSSER utterFUCKance of socially MOZILLA FIREFOX objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BASTARD television programs to address MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Tourette's syndrome.

CUNT Tourette's is WANK not to be FUCKHEAD confused with SAGGY TITS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHUT UP, MEG! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! random SHITPISSER disorientation, culturally-WANK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICKWAD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JAP language, YOGHURT CANNON and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HO ORGASM of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DONKEY PUNCHER souvenir shoppes and massive DICK quantities SOD of ANAL DIABETES NIGGER garbage.

Darnit.

A SUITCASE PENIS Polite Note to the ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT Author:

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The MARCH OF FLAMES Tourette's BASTARD Research Institute was ASSWIPE founded to BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HITLER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD article BUTTFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ARSE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RECTUM RAIDER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DONKEY DICK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TITWANK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of KNOBJOCKEY Tourrette's sufferers AY-AY-AY swear. You can DEVELOPERS! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PENISBIRD TV, for always focusing on the SHITE bad side of a terrible THONG TASTER thing.
  • The main DAMN IT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are COCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SON OF A BITCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKER knee DOG SHIT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BUKKAKE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DICKLICK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHIT school for BUTT PIRATE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage pen0r sufferers to become ASSWIPE manically depressed and FUCK commit BULLSHIT suicide.
  • There is no SPIC cure, and the CRAPMUNCHER drugs that are available to, "calm" the PEARL NECKLACE tics often have adverse DOG SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK A DUCK perodol" which caused my entire ASSWIPE body to go WANKER numb and FUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKFACE it is without the TITTYWANK drug.

I am an active member of a PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT tourette syndrome [Insert silly non-swear here] association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUM the DIPSHIT public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKING A swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SCROTUM much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NIGGER sorry for MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE "hi-jacking" your CUNTRAG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BLISTERING BARNACLES this that really ASSCRACK annoys me. I am working towards a LET'S SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BULLSHIT, and making fun of a MONKEY SHIT horrible disorder is (not) BLOWJOB funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PISS ARTIST time.

Best LIKE FATHER LIKE SON regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “I'M FULL OF BATSHIT!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply

As INDIA HAS NUKES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill EUROIPODS Westerners show is not an 1984 effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHTS countries. When showing 1984 right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries FREEDOM OF SPEECH leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your AMERICA'S GREAT! capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “PORTUGAL” Wen

P.S. FUCKBAG Regards to Andrew DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

Mr. janitor

The CUNTYMINTS bastard who wrote this article. You can BULLSHIT punch him if you WIENER want to.

As a MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the EXTRA LONG PENIS saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my CUNT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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How FUCK YOU to DICKLICK cure CLUSTER FUCK the DICKHEAD Tourette's SON OF A BITCH Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BASTARD for ASS Tourette's SHITFUCKER Syndrome INBRED is I AM CORNHOLIO! following CUNTYMINTS these 666 rules BASTARD in CHRIST OF TABERNACLE order:

  • 1: Avoid COCKING FUCKBOROUGH immature INCEST little FUCKWIT kids,
  • 2: Count to POMMIE within DOUCHE NAZI 10 FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGAseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your CRAP ON A STICK FUCKING FUCK OFF nor SHITPISSER talk,
  • 4: Tell FELLATIO yourself you I'LL RAPE YOU don't BUGGER OFF have GOD DAMN this DONKEY DICK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK RAT'S ASS WITH NASTY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

CUNNILINGUS SCUMBAG GENITALIA DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ASSFACE PIG FUCK YOU DICKHEAD BALL SACK FUCK OFF

YOU WANKER TITMOUSE POMMIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RICK MORANIS SHIT YOU WANKER DAMMIT FUCKHEAD FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS RAPE ASSCRACK DIPSHIT BALLS ASSWANKING FAILURE! TWISTY VAGINA BITCH FUCKWIT ASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE PIG BEAVER CUNT CHING CHONG CHINK SHITHEAD SACRAMENTO BUGGER CLIT TITS & DICKS DAMN IT PORCH MONKEY FLYING FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BUKKAKE FUCKER FUCKWIT TITS & DICKS JACK OFF SHITBALLS BOOBS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DICKHEAD BALLS SHITSLINGING ARSE DAMN TAMPON IN MY ASS DOUCHEBAG CUNT CAMEL JOCKEY BITCH MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TOWELHEAD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FLYING FUCK TWAT WANKSPLAT HAIL SATAN! SHITFACE WOP BEAVER ASSHAT SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKHEAD JACK OFF DIPSHIT JERRY FUCK A DUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS SHITHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ NIGGER BONER FROG WIENER RAT'S COCK TITS ARSE JACK OFF LOLCAT DICKWAD CHOAD KISSER VAGINA HELL SOD OFF BULLSHIT NIGGER SCUMBAG FUCK YOU PISS OFF FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WIKIPEDIA ANUSCAKE FUCKSTAIN FUCKING A BASTARD PISS OFF DOUCHE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BASTARD TOWELHEAD DICK TRANNY FUCK A DUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HITLER NIGGER FUCKING TURD NIPPLES ANAL FRITZ BITCH FUCK YOU WANKER OSTRICH MY ASS ASSHOLE FUCK OFF DOUCHEBAG DICKHEAD WANKSPLAT ASS SHUT UP, MEG! TWAT ASSHAT GOD DAMN FUCKWIT CUNTRAG DOUCHETITS FUCKING SHITE BLUMPKIN BITCH WANKSPLAT PISSHOLE CUNT KAFFIR DIPSHIT SPIC CRAP INBRED BOYCOTT VIACOM! DOUCHING LIMEY PORCH MONKEY SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! GOD DAMN WOODPECKERSHIT BEANER SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? SHITBALLS SCROTUM DAMMIT NEGRO PENISFUCK NIPPLES COMMUNIST DILDO TITTYWANK BITCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON BARBRA STREISAND PRICK CUNT SNUFF PORN OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BITCH MASTURBATION RUSTY TROMBONE MOLDY TITS ASS WIENER WANK RAT'S COCK SAND NIGGER FUCKING DIPSHIT ASSRAMMER DAMN BELGIUM SHITE MICK FIRECROTCH HYPERINFLATION WANK HYPERINFLATION GOATSE BIRD SHIT FELCHING SCUMBAG WOODPECKERSHIT ASS COCK DYKE SON OF A BITCH DICK IN A BOX PENIS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHITFACE BOOBS FIRECROTCH YUKKY DOODY I RAPE WALRUSES! POLAK ASSHOLE CUNT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PEDOPHILIA COON FUCK NUGGET SAMUEL L. JACKSON NIGGER FUCK YOU BUTT-HOLE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FIST FUCK PENISBIRD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HORSE SHIT DOUCHE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GANGBANG CHAV HORSE SHIT WANKSPLAT WALRUS SHIT SOD OFF JENKEM DIPSHIT NIPPLES POMMIE FRIG COON SHITTY CUM OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DICK IN A BOX SHITHEAD PIG ROMANIA NIGGER LOGJAMMER CHAV ASS DICKHEAD SHITFACE LOGJAMMER COON HITLER CHICKEN SHIT CRACKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MILF SHITBALLS CLIT FUCKWIT CLUSTER FUCK CROTCH PISSHOLE BASTARD RUSKIE LET'S SHIT JIZZ PORCH MONKEY FUCK YOU BITCH [expletive deleted] VENEREAL DISEASE CHICKEN SHIT ANAL TUBA STEVE BALLMER NIPPLES BOON PISS FUCKFACE REDSKIN PISS OFF ASSFACE LIMEY PISS ARTIST BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FIST FUCK SHITSLIDE ALF FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK GOAT DICK GOD DAMMIT PEARL NECKLACE SHITE ALEX TREBEK CRAP ON A STICK OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BITCH SON OF A BITCH LET'S SHIT POLACK SPICY CUNT FUCK HOT GRITS PEDOPHILIA SHITSLINGING BUTT PIRATE BORDER HOPPER NORTH KOREA MAMA MIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSFACE ASSCRACK WIGGER TITWANK WINDOWS VISTA SHIT CHIGGER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FRIG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HONKY TURD COCKSUCKER FUCK OFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASSHAT CUNT BLUMPKIN ASS FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER POLAK TITS & DICKS FUCK OFF MOCKIE FUCKHEAD CRAP SPUNK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DIPSHIT SEMEN [expletive deleted] HO CLEVELAND STEAMER TURD CLIT FRIG MARCH OF FLAMES LAKE TITICACA WARNER MUSIC GROUP ASSHOLE SHIT BASTARD SEMEN DOG SHIT BENCH PRESS FUCK NUGGET CRAP ON A STICK JAP DAMNATION GOD BLESS AMERICA PIECE OF SHIT MONKEY SHIT BITCH POMMIE GYPSY BUGGER OFF KNOBJOCKEY FUCKWIT TITTYWANK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BUGFUCK GOOK MAMA MIA REDSKIN COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CLEMEN ASSHOLE BOB SAGET ROMANIA COCKSMOKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TOWELHEAD SON OF A BITCH ASS HORSE SHIT ASSFACE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITHEAD CLUSTER FUCK ASSHAT DICKLICK CHRIST OF TABERNACLE DIPSHIT TWAT CRAPPY SHIT FUCKER BITCH WANKSPLAT WANK JACKASS WOODPECKERSHIT DOT HEAD ASS BOB SAGET WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN HOSER THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! HELLFUCKER FUCKTARD BUGGER VENEREAL DISEASE FROG SON OF A BITCH SHITHEAD CUNT ASS FROG FUCKING CLUSTER FUCK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BOOBS ASSBANDIT WETBACK BORDER HOPPER TITTIES HELLFUCKER POWERSHIT SOD OFF DAMN IT DONKEY PUNCHER FLYING FUCK DOUCHE DUMBASS PENIS HELL PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BITCH I WILL KILL YOU! SACRAMENTO COMMUNIST DILDO FROG GOD DAMN SHIT INBRED DOUCHE GRUE RAPE GO COUNT YOUR DICK BATMAN & ROBIN FUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES BOOBS MILF CUNT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! INBRED EPIDIDYMIS CRAPMUNCHER POO POO BLOWJOB MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SCUMBUCKET DIPSHIT MOLDY TITS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK GANGBANG SEMPRINI GOOK BASTARD FUCK CANNED QUOTE MOTHERFUCKER EMO BOOBS INBRED FEWMETS JIGGABOO SHITBALLS ANAL DIABETES SHITHEAD MILF FUCK YOU FAGGOT PUSSY COCKSUCKER WIGGER NAZI FUCK ASS LICKER PAKI CLEMEN ASS PISS OFF MY ASS BULLSHIT ASSHAT BRITNEY WALRUS SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CONDOMS BOLLOCKS DICK IN A BOX ASSRAPING YID TWISTY VAGINA WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! SEX I'LL RAPE YOU FU SPANG FUCKSTAIN POLACK PRICK CAMEL JOCKEY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITFUCKER POTTYMOUTH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ANUSCAKE TITWANK PRICK PISS UP MY ARSE DICK TAMPONS SHIT TAFFY HOMO VENEREAL DISEASE FRED PHELPS WANK FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TITS & DICKS WOP FUCKFACE FEMADOM RAPE CUNT ASSBANDIT ABO VAGINA DAMMIT RAPE SHIT GYPSY I'LL RAPE YOU BUTTFUCKER CUNNILINGUS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITFUCKER SOD OFF SUITCASE PENIS EMO FUCK SACRAMENTO YOU WANKER SLOPE ART METAL PRODUCTS HELL DUMBASS BRITNEY SEMEN CUNT TITTIES PAKI BUGFUCK GIVING HEAD PEDOPHILIA DOUCHING CAMEL JOCKEY FLYING FUCK FELCHING FUCKHEAD SHIT BITCH SHITSLINGING SHITFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ORANGE TURTLE KAFFIR FUCKWIT COON BONER SHITFUCKER FUCK FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PRICK MICK BUGGER TITS DICKWAD YOU WANKER JACKASS ASSFACE FUCKHEAD NAZI FLAMING ASS BADGER CRAP ON A STICK WANKER FRIG ASSCRACK TIT SPRINKLES POTTYMOUTH STRAWBERRY ASS PRICK SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHIT JERRY JIGGABOO GANGBANG GYPSY FUCKING TRANNY Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHIT and with the JACK OFF and his SHITCOCK of girraffes in which TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! while reading about COCK!!!!!!!!!

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