Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without TITTYWANK comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a GOD DAMMIT article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder RANDY TRAVIS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKING, sudden CUNT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH or CRAPPY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKING A in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PIGS MIGHT FLY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may COCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITSKIN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TITMOUSE GO HOME AND DIE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BOOBIES utterFUCKance of socially SAGGY TITS objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first D'OH television programs to address WALRUS SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

TWISTY VAGINA Tourette's is CC PLZ not to be CRAP ON A STICK confused with FELCHMONKEY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JAP chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITE random BEANER disorientation, culturally-FUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MOTHERFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHOAD language, DICKLICK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMMIT CHIGGER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BLUMPKIN souvenir shoppes and massive BUGGER quantities ALEX TREBEK of ANAL DIABETES SON OF A BITCH garbage.

Darnit.

A PENIS ON A STICK Polite Note to the ASSHOLE Author:

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The FUCKING Tourette's JAP Research Institute was CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT founded to FUCKSTAIN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JIGGABOO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! article KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DICK IN A BOX I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BORDER HOPPER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKTARD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITFACE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of WIENER Tourrette's sufferers SHITFACE swear. You can SHITCUNTING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GREASER TV, for always focusing on the I WILL KILL YOU! bad side of a terrible FUCK NUGGET thing.
  • The main WANK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ORGASM involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'POLACK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOD DAMMIT knee BUGFUCK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is RAPE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PIECE OF SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at COLGATE school for ASSHAT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage REDNECK sufferers to become SHITSLINGING manically depressed and ARSE commit I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL suicide.
  • There is no DUNE COON cure, and the YOUR MOM drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAMN tics often have adverse PORCH MONKEY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD perodol" which caused my entire MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! body to go FLYING RAT'S ASS numb and COMMUNIST DILDO basically made it NIGGA! worse than CRAP it is without the POMMIE drug.

I am an active member of a COCK tourette syndrome WINDOWS VISTA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKING the TOWELHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "SHITE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH sorry for FUCKING "hi-jacking" your JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKING this that really ASSCRACK annoys me. I am working towards a FIRECROTCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GOD DAMMIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CHENEY, and making fun of a KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH horrible disorder is (not) FEWMETS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHIGGER time.

Best PISS ARTIST regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SPUNK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN BABY FORMULA reply

As UIGURS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROXY SITES Westerners show is not an NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PRINCE PHILIP degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries PRINCE PHILIP leadership, those problems does not NORTH KOREA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBETAN BUDDHISM byproduct of your CENSORSHIP capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.

Li Chiang “CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST” Wen

P.S. URINE-GARGLING Regards to Andrew FRED PHELPS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The O CANADA bastard who wrote this article. You can JIZZ punch him if you BITCH want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CRAPPY saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my MONKEY SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How PENIS ON A STICK to FUCK cure WIENER the BELLEND Tourette's DAMN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment [expletive deleted] for NI Tourette's FUCK Syndrome FUCKING is FLOWERS following GENITALIA these FREEDOM OF SPEECH rules ARSE in BASTARD order:

  • 1: Avoid MALARKY immature ASS little FAG kids,
  • 2: Count to PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS within FOUR-EYES 10 TWATseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your VAGINA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE nor MALARKY talk,
  • 4: Tell HONKY yourself you MALARKY don't GRINGO have CONAN O'BRIAN this CRAPFUCKER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK D'OH WITH NASTY DAMN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TIMBER NIGGER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ASS DICKWAD FLOWERS POLAK SHIT WALRUS SHIT CLUSTER FUCK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CUNT

DICK IN A BOX GOD DAMN BUGFUCK CAMEL FUCKER FUCKFACE FUCKING WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCK NUGGET DOUCHEBAG FUCKSTAIN PIG SHITBALLS TRANNY SHITHEAD DILDO VAGINA CLEMEN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JIGGABOO HENTAI TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MALL SANTA DICK DIPSHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK TOWELHEAD FUCK DIPSHIT SHITE DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMMIT CHOAD BUTTFUCKER FUCKER BULLSHIT FELCHMONKEY CUNT BONER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ANAL DIABETES BOLLOCKS PIECE OF SHIT KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH CLEMEN DUMBASS I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITSLIDE FAG PICKANINNY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS INJUN EUROIPODS FUCK OFF PISS OFF MY ASS NAZI TOWELHEAD FUCK YOU FUCK CLIT PIG TWAT HENTAI NECROPHILIA NIGGER BONER CRAPFUCKER SHITTY BITCH BITCH CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR JACK ABRAMOFF DUMBASS FLYING FUCK DICKFACE KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 PISS OFF REBECCA BLACK MARCH OF FLAMES WANKER ASS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CAMEL FUCKER LENS CRAFTERS NIPPLES CRAPPY TITS CLUSTER FUCK PENIS ON A BUN SCUMBAG WHORE GO COUNT YOUR DICK BUTT PIRATE 666 SON OF A BITCH FUCKWIT SHITTY DICKHEAD DOUCHE NAZI BLUMPKIN 30 CASES OF PICKLES I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE CHINK FROG SHITTY LET'S SHIT SUCK MY COCK COCKSUCKER SHITPISSER ARSEBADGERS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS EXTRA LONG PENIS BOB SAGET MARY WHITEHOUSE SHITTY I WILL KILL YOU! SPUNK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DOUCHETITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SON OF A BITCH PRICK MOTHERFUCKER PENIS BELLEND SEX BULLCRAP CUNT POTTYMOUTH FIST FUCK FUCK FUCK BASTARD JACKASS SCUMBAG FUCKING A BITCH EUROIPODS SHITHEAD CUNTSWILLING CUNT ART METAL PRODUCTS GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD FRAK CLUSTER FUCK CHIGGER SCUMBAG BASTARD PIGFUCKER WIENER SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER DICKHEAD PISSHOLE GREASER HAIL SATAN! RAT'S ASS SUGARTITS COCK SHITE CHRISTHUMPER WHORE DYKE ASSCRACK SUGARTITS FUCK SEX RUSKIE COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DAMN HELLFUCKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CARPET MUNCHER BIRD SHIT ALF CRAP DAMN BUGGER OFF JERRY GENITALIA POMMIE CUNTRAG SHITTY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSFACE TAFFY JIZZ FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BITCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SCROTUM DAMN BELGIUM TWAT FUCKSTAIN SHIT DICK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DAMN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DICKHEAD SHITHEAD DAMN CUNT LAPPER HELLFIRE BITCH PISS ARTIST ASSCRACK I AM CORNHOLIO! INCEST WIGGER GOBSHITE WANK HOMO PIECE OF SHIT VAGINA BUGGER OFF RONNIE CORBETT SPUNK MOLDY TITS SOD OFF RAPE SEX NEGRO ORGASM DICKHEAD SPANK THE MONKEY CRAPFUCKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CROTCH CLIT FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BULLCRAP BIRD SHIT SHIT MALARKY FUCKING WIGGER DICKFACE SHIT PEEPEE WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS 666 POMMIE DAMMIT JAP FUCKSTAIN PEARL NECKLACE BUGGER OFF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHIT BUTTFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE PISSHOLE BASTARD RAT'S ASS DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKFACE SON OF A BITCH O KURWA! ORGASM BUGFUCK FUCKSTAIN BITCH JERRY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BUTT-HEAD DAMN YOU WANKER FUCKWIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SCROTUM BEAVER CHICKEN SHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BALLS WANK DICKHEAD [expletive deleted] TITS & DICKS LAKE TITICACA ASS FASCIST WILLY WONKA MOCKIE CHIGGER WANK SON OF A BITCH ASS DONKEY PUNCHER FELCHING FUCKWIT ASS TITS & DICKS RAT'S ASS I'LL RAPE YOU WIGGER NIGNOG WANKER FUCKER DUMBASS RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER DICK KAFFIR FIST FUCK FUCK OFF WIENER LAKE TITICACA RAGHEAD TWAT CHOAD KISSER FUCKWIT COON BULLSHIT ORGASM PISS CUNT ASS FASCIST CUNT HOLY DUMB FUCK WALRUS SHIT LET'S SHIT FLYING FUCK GOD DAMMIT WANK DICKHEAD SEX TACO DICK PUSSY BONER FUCKSTAIN BITCH YID ASSHAT SPUNK MOZILLA FIREFOX COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PISS DOUCHETITS FELCHMONKEY PUSSY TACO TWAT HOSER WANK SHITHEAD MOCKIE CLIT SHIT ASSCRACK BALLS NAZI TOSSER HELL CROTCH I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE WIENER PAKI QUEEF KAFFIR JERRY JAP WIENER BITCH HELL PISS ARTIST LIMEY EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM TWAT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! SHITFACE HELLFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DICK TITS INCEST MONKEY SHIT VAGINA SON OF A BITCH TURD CLUSTER FUCK MOLDY TITS GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN SHITSLIDE PORCUPINE'S BALLS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK LOLCAT SHIT [expletive deleted] BORDER HOPPER SON OF A BITCH MILF PUSSYLICKER CHRIS CHAN FUCKER FRAK DOUCHING CLUSTER FUCK DICK SHIT CUNTRAG WANKSPLAT STEVE BALLMER ASS BULLSHIT DUMBASS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK PISS ARTIST CARPET MUNCHER KNOBJOCKEY FUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK TIMBER NIGGER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BELGIUM JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE HEIL HITLER! RAPE NECROPHILIA NIPPLES CUNT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DAMN CHING CHONG CHINK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ORGASM CRAPFUCKER SHITSLINGING SHIT LIKE A HORSE TITS & DICKS CHINK GIVING HEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BITCH GOATSE TITS BUTT-HEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOLLOCKS ASS FASCIST CLEMEN GOD DAMN HADJI FUCKTARD POMMIE OSTRICH MY ASS GENITALIA YOU WANKER FUCK DAMN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TWAT FUCK JOHN ELWAY SHITTY IT'S OVER 9000! GOD DAMN O KURWA! MOTHERFUCKER BIG FOOT CUNT CHIGGER TRANNY BORDER HOPPER BOB SAGET MOCKIE MOLDY TITS MOTHERFUCKER SHITE DIPSHIT ASS DICK IN A BOX WANK LENS CRAFTERS DICK CHICKEN BENCH PRESS GOD DAMN TWAT CUNTBUCKET WANK CHOAD KISSER CUNTING ASSCRACK TOTAL TRANNY ASS ARSEBADGERS BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE BUGGER RAT'S COCK INBRED DICKFACE SNUFF PORN TITS PENIS ON A BUN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITBALLS TITTYWANK DOUCHE JOHN ELWAY CHOAD REDNECK DICKLICK MOTHERFUCKER JERK OFF BOOBS CUNTRAG FELLATIO CUNT ASSFACE I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE CUNT BUTT PIRATE JUNGLE BUNNY I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE OSTRICH MY ASS BALL SACK CUNT CRAPPER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS FUCK YOU AUTOFELLATIO FRITZ HELLFIRE COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU INBRED JERK OFF NECROPHILIA DICKFACE MARGARET THATCHER FUCKING NIGNOG PEARL NECKLACE NI FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE HAIL SATAN! FLYING FUCK WOP ASSWIPE POLACK DOUCHING TRANNY BITCH SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER EMO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! POOPY VAGINA HELL SEMEN SHITSLINGING VENEREAL DISEASE SHITCOCK BITCH ASSHOLE SOD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKWIT WANKER DOG FUCKER PISS ARTIST DAMN ASSHOLE BOLLOCKS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME YOGHURT CANNON DICKFACE WANK HELL CUNT SHITSLINGING CRAPMUNCHER DOUCHEBAG JACKASS FUCK YOU BUGFUCK JACK OFF INBRED FELCHING MALARKY CRACKER GENITALIA SHITSLINGING WHORE FUCK GOD DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY DELICIOUS CAKE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASSFACE DAMN BELLEND SNUFF PORN KAFFIR BUTT PIRATE FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH SHITTY ASSBANDIT HELL FLYING RAT'S ASS POMMIE CUNT NI FUCKING FUCKFUCKER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TWISTY VAGINA and with the DIPSHIT and his RAT'S COCK of girraffes in which GENITALIA while reading about PEARL NECKLACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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