Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without NIGGER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a PAKI article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder GOD DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNT, sudden PENIS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements AMERICA ONLINE or JESUS FUCKING CHRIST vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NEOPETS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated AUTOFELLATIO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOD DAMN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHING CHONG CHINK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JUNGLE BUNNY WANKSPLAT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DICK utterFUCKance of socially SPICY CUNT FUCK objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SON OF A BITCH television programs to address SHITHEAD Tourette's syndrome.

SHITTY Tourette's is URINE-GARGLING not to be BOOBS confused with BOOBS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITFACE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BIGNOSE random SHITE disorientation, culturally-DOUCHE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BONER language, RAGHEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK PIG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TOSSER souvenir shoppes and massive D'OH quantities AUTOFELLATIO of ANAL DIABETES HITLER garbage.

Darnit.

A BITCH Polite Note to the TIMBER NIGGER Author:

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The SHITBALLS Tourette's CUNTRAG Research Institute was WIENER founded to HORSE SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITFUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ARSEBADGERS article BRITNEY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SPANK THE MONKEY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS OFF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSHAT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of HONKY Tourrette's sufferers TURD swear. You can BUTTFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CRAPFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the CHUFF bad side of a terrible IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! thing.
  • The main SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CAMEL FUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PUNANI' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CRAPMUNCHER knee CROTCH NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is CUNT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ANUSCAKE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKING FUCKFUCKER school for DOODIE HEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE sufferers to become DOUCHE NAZI manically depressed and FUCKWIT commit BOLLOCKS suicide.
  • There is no LET'S SHIT cure, and the CHICKEN FRIES drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKER tics often have adverse RAT'S COCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WALRUS SHIT perodol" which caused my entire JIZZ body to go NECROPHILIA numb and ABO basically made it NIGGA! worse than MALL SANTA it is without the NIPPLES drug.

I am an active member of a pen0r tourette syndrome GOBSHITE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PECKERHEAD the SEMEN public view of Tourettes as a "FELLATIO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FLAMING ASS BADGER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BUNG-HOLE sorry for BALL SACK "hi-jacking" your ASSHOLE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JIGGABOO this that really SOD OFF annoys me. I am working towards a GANGBANG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TWAT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FOUR-EYES, and making fun of a NIPPLES horrible disorder is (not) SAMUEL L. JACKSON funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNT time.

Best JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WIENER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply

As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PRINCE PHILIP not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TANK MAN Westerners show is not an NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those SLITTY EYES countries. When showing DEMOCRACY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust LHASA in countries SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY leadership, those problems does not POISON IN BABY FORMULA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your CENSORSHIP capitalist society AMERICA'S GREAT!.

Li Chiang “TIANENMEN SQUARE” Wen

P.S. CUNT Regards to Andrew JENKEM Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

Mr. janitor

The BASTARD bastard who wrote this article. You can PIG punch him if you PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! want to.

As a MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CECIL JOHN RHODES put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my ASSHOLE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS to SHITCOCK cure SHITE the FLUFFY CLOUD Tourette's EPIDIDYMIS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FEATURED for FUCK Tourette's FUCKHEAD Syndrome WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? is MOLDY TITS following PENIS ON A STICK these COCKSMOKER rules POOPOO in FUCKWIT order:

  • 1: Avoid ASS immature ASSWIPE little FUCKSTAIN kids,
  • 2: Count to REDSKIN within FUDGEPACKER 10 FUCKSTAINseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SOD KAFFIR HI, BILLY MAYS HERE nor TWAT talk,
  • 4: Tell PEDOPHILIA yourself you YOU WANKER don't MASTURBATION have SHIT this SEX disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHUT UP, MEG! WITH NASTY BOON DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MARGARET THATCHER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

SHITSKIN NECROPHILIA FUCKING HELL COCKSHITTER SHITFUCKER FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS MARGARET THATCHER CHIGGER

CONAN O'BRIAN SHITSLINGING FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE HELL I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKTARD DAMN BASTARD DAMN CRAPPY BITCH WANKER HO CUNNILINGUS CUNT suck my mothers HELL NIGGER TITS BOOBS TOSSER ASSWIPE FIREWALLS TWO-INCH PENIS MILF NIPPLES SHITBALLS RECTUM RAIDER CUNT SPICY CUNT FUCK KAFFIR CUNT DAGO GOD BLESS AMERICA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CHRISTHUMPER DICKWAD ARSEBADGERS LIMEY BASTARD FUCK CUNT BASTARD JOHNNY YUKKY DOODY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITFUCKER SEX ARSE BIGNOSE CLEMEN BASTARD DOG FUCKER SHIT LET'S SHIT [expletive deleted] PISSHOLE ANAL CAPTAIN CRUNCH SPANK THE MONKEY JERRY PUNANI HO FUCKER BOLLOCKS DIPSHIT TOSSER FUCK OFF WHORE CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS GOD DAMN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CHENEY CUM BUTTFUCKER NIGGER CHIGGER TUBA BRITNEY BITCH BOOBS HELLFIRE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN IT HELL POOPOO ASS GOD DAMN CUNTYMINTS GRINGO MONKEY'S UNCLE HENTAI ASS JACK OFF ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK A DUCK BULLCRAP GANGBANG VAGINA CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CAMEL FUCKER FASHION BUG DIPSHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DUMBASS NI ORANGE TURTLE BANGKOK DICKLICK NI SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX COCKSMOKER WEHATEMARIO MONKEY SHIT FUCK A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! FUCK WANK MICK TAMPON IN MY ASS SHIT GARBAGE DAY! DAMN IT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKER PIGFUCKER RAT'S ASS INBRED CHINK SOD AUTOFELLATIO MILF HELLFIRE WIENER ASSHAT NECROPHILIA FUCKFACE YOU WANKER CAPTAIN CRUNCH JAP FUCKER O CANADA GIVING HEAD BUGGER OFF SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKSTAIN COMMUNIST DILDO PEARL NECKLACE TRANNY BITCH KNOBJOCKEY SHITE DOUCHEBAG FRIG CROTCH HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS NI TITS CAMEL JOCKEY SOD LAKE TITICACA HELL KNOBJOCKEY WIGGER PISS FUCKSTAIN JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK COMMUNIST DILDO INCEST BLOWJOB FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITCOCK TITTIES SCROTUM SHITFUCKER ANAL MILF WANKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SPUNK [Insert silly non-swear here] SHIT BOON INBRED FUCKBAG SOD OFF CLUSTER FUCK BUTTFUCKER ASS FU SPANG JERK OFF FUCKWIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DIPSHIT RAT'S COCK INCEST CAUCASIANS ASSFACE SEX PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITSLINGING NIPPLES FRITZ BOLLOCKS SHITE FIRECROTCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SOD OFF SHIT FUCK OFF TIT DIRT BUTTFUCKER JOHNNY HELL FUCKHEAD CUM BULLSHIT PENISPENISPENIS!!! JACKASS FUCK NUGGET BRITNEY BEANER HOSER WANK LAKE TITICACA DAGO SACRAMENTO PUSSY FUCK OFF CRAP DOG SHIT BUNG-HOLE BITCH GOD DAMN BITCH GOD DAMN BRITNEY TITWANK CARPET MUNCHER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUKKAKE BASTARD ASS FOUR-EYES CHOAD KISSER RAT'S COCK SHITFACE BONER SEMEN FAG SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFUCKER FLYING FUCK CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A DUMBASS FUCKHEAD LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT PISS JOHNNY NICARAGUA CLEVELAND STEAMER MONKEY SHIT FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN GANGBANG JACK OFF HI, BILLY MAYS HERE POLESMOKER FENCE JUMPER SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKFACE CRAPMUNCHER JUNGLE BUNNY RAT'S COCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING GOD DAMN WILLY WONKA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ABO RICK MORANIS CUNTYMINTS I AM CORNHOLIO! CLEMEN NI CUNNILINGUS SCUMBAG NIGGER ASS LICKER SAND NIGGER FUCK YOU NAZI ASS ANUSCAKE CLUSTER FUCK IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! DICKFACE NIPPLES BASTARD FIRECROTCH SMEG PIECE OF SHIT SHITFUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER BITCH 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHIT CUNTSWILLING CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CRAP [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] REBECCA BLACK COLGATE DICKHEAD LET'S SHIT NAZI DAMN CAUCASIANS ANUSCAKE INBRED HELL IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DIPSHIT DICKFACE ASSCRACK CUNTRAG DICK YID DICK CHICKEN SHITHEAD SOD OFF ART METAL PRODUCTS BITCH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE LIMEY BITCH BONER DAMN PRICK CUNT DUMBASS [EXPLETIVE] ALF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GIVING HEAD SPUNK BITCH CHOAD LIMEY PENIS SMEG WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? SOD FUCKHEAD PISS ARTIST MOCKIE GANGBANG WANKSPLAT ASS SHITE YOU WANKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE I'LL RAPE YOU DOODIE HEAD BUTT PIRATE FUCKER DOUCHETITS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD RAGHEAD SHITFACE CRACKER DILDO NAZI DICK TITS CLUSTER FUCK TIMBER NIGGER SHIT DOG SHIT [expletive deleted] ANAL DIABETES PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITTY DIPSHIT NAZI MOLDY TITS SHIT TAFFY DUMBASS ASSHOLE DICKLICK DUMBASS JOHN ELWAY RAPE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! EAT MY SHIT! SON OF A BITCH ANUSCAKE FELCHMONKEY SCUMBAG SHITTY SCUMBUCKET CUNT CLUSTER FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK GRAPE PENIS BUGFUCK PEDOPHILIA DICK SHITE FIST FUCK BUGGER OFF COCK BLUMPKIN NECROPHILIA GANGBANG ORGASM FLYING FUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER BUKKAKE HONKY PUSSY RAGHEAD SHIT BALL SACK CHAV COCK 666 SPANK THE MONKEY PIECE OF SHIT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DIPSHIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FELLATIO DICKFACE ANUSCAKE DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT BUGGER COCK CHICKEN FRIES SHITBALLS WANKER CONAN O'BRIAN DICKWAD HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY CANNED QUOTE GOD DAMN YOU WANKER FUCKING A DOG SHIT ANUSCAKE NIPPLES FUCKTARD LAKE TITICACA DAMN STEVE BALLMER BEANER PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITFUCKER TAFFY PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITHEAD HO FELLATIO HELLFUCKER BITCH BELLEND SON OF A BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HORSE SHIT CUNT PISS OFF MY ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON BOYCOTT VIACOM! VENEREAL DISEASE SHITSLINGING TIT DIRT SUCK MY COCK SHITFUCKER SHITE FLUFFY CLOUD SHITFACE DIPSHIT CUNTYMINTS BLOWJOB WANK CLUSTER FUCK FUCK DICKFACE CLUSTER FUCK SHITHEAD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF SHITE BITCH NIGGER MR WINKLER IS GAY SOD OFF BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU SHITTY FUCKHEAD NIGGER TITS suck my mothers SCROTUM FLUFFY CLOUD BANGKOK ASSHOLE WALRUS SHIT FROG MAMA MIA HELL CUNNILINGUS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BUTT PIRATE SHITHEAD CHOAD ASSHOLE GENITALIA COCKSMOKER COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MALL SANTA SHIT BOB SAGET WANKER BUKKAKE COCKSUCKER JOHNNY ASS LICKER DAMN WANK WALRUS SHIT ABO FUCK YOU LET'S SHIT FUCKBAG GOAT DICK WANK SHITTY CHAV WIKIPEDIA MICK TITTIES CUNTRAG MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE VAGINA ABO BASTARD INCEST DICKHEAD DUMBASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TITS BALLS NIGGER SEMEN FUCKING A MICK FUCKTARD DUMBASS SHITE DICKLICK TOWELHEAD ASSHOLE NIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFACE FRAK WANK BIG FOOT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SCUMBAG POLACK FAGGOT WANK CHIGGER JUNGLE BUNNY SUCK MY DICK FUCKHEAD BRUSH MA TEETH I'LL RAPE YOU WILLY WONKA MOZILLA FIREFOX SHUT UP, MEG! MARGARET THATCHER GOOK SCUMBAG CUNT BASTARD DONKEY PUNCHER DAMNATION BOOBS FUCKSTAIN HORSE PENIS FROG'S FAT ASS PENISFUCK P'KANG CRAPFUCKER MOLDY TITS WALRUS SHIT FELLATIO Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FAG and with the INBRED and his SUGARTITS of girraffes in which RUSKIE while reading about MONKEY BALLS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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