Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search

Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Technologists' Syndrome, a chronic and delusional condition which involves believing that people can fly using gigantic machines, that pictures can be sent through the air from far away and that machines can be taught and programmed to make stupid, ornery mistakes just like people.

edit A VENDA Polite Note unto the VENDA Author:

I am VENDA 17 years old and all of my VENDA cattle and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find thy VENDA article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it VENDA removed or changed as soon as VENDA possible.

Let me tell thee VENDA about VENDA Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of VENDA Tourrettes sufferers swear. Thou must VENDA blame newfangled media for always focusing on the VENDA bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of VENDA Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or VENDA "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee VENDA jerk.
  • Tourettes is no VENDA laughing matter, it causeth children to be bullied at the VENDA one-room VENDA schoolhouse for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VENDA manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no VENDA cure, and the VENDA snake oil that claims to "calm" the tics often have adverse VENDA side effects. I once tried a treatment from the local blacksmith which VENDA caused my entire VENDA body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the supposed VENDA cure.
  • Not to mention, it frightens thy VENDA horses. Golly gee whillikers!

I am an active VENDA member of a VENDA tourette syndrome association and VENDA I am making steps towards VENDA eradicating the public VENDA view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is VENDA much much more.

I am sorry VENDA for VENDA "hi-jacking" thy parchement upon VENDA uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this VENDA that really VENDA annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all VENDA tourettes sufferers, and thou must do the same by VENDA editing this VENDA article. Remember, everything VENDA here is meant VENDA to be funny, and making VENDA fun of a horrible disorder is VENDA not funny at all.

Thank you for your VENDA time.

Best VENDA regards,

Phillip "VENDA" Baker

edit See VENDA also

Personal tools
projects