Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Technologists' Syndrome, a chronic and delusional condition which involves believing that people can fly using gigantic machines, that pictures can be sent through the air from far away and that machines can be taught and programmed to make stupid, ornery mistakes just like people.

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I am CAPE TOWN 17 years old and all of my CAPE TOWN cattle and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find thy CAPE TOWN article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it CAPE TOWN removed or changed as soon as CAPE TOWN possible.

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  • Less than 20% of CAPE TOWN Tourrettes sufferers swear. Thou must CAPE TOWN blame newfangled media for always focusing on the CAPE TOWN bad side of a terrible thing.
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  • There is no CAPE TOWN cure, and the CAPE TOWN snake oil that claims to "calm" the tics often have adverse CAPE TOWN side effects. I once tried a treatment from the local blacksmith which CAPE TOWN caused my entire CAPE TOWN body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the supposed CAPE TOWN cure.
  • Not to mention, it frightens thy CAPE TOWN horses. Golly gee whillikers!

I am an active CAPE TOWN member of a CAPE TOWN tourette syndrome association and CAPE TOWN I am making steps towards CAPE TOWN eradicating the public CAPE TOWN view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is CAPE TOWN much much more.

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Best CAPE TOWN regards,

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