Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Technologists' Syndrome, a chronic and delusional condition which involves believing that people can fly using gigantic machines, that pictures can be sent through the air from far away and that machines can be taught and programmed to make stupid, ornery mistakes just like people.

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I am NGUNI LANGUAGES 17 years old and all of my NGUNI LANGUAGES cattle and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find thy NGUNI LANGUAGES article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it NGUNI LANGUAGES removed or changed as soon as NGUNI LANGUAGES possible.

Let me tell thee NGUNI LANGUAGES about NGUNI LANGUAGES Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of NGUNI LANGUAGES Tourrettes sufferers swear. Thou must NGUNI LANGUAGES blame newfangled media for always focusing on the NGUNI LANGUAGES bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of NGUNI LANGUAGES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or NGUNI LANGUAGES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee NGUNI LANGUAGES jerk.
  • Tourettes is no NGUNI LANGUAGES laughing matter, it causeth children to be bullied at the NGUNI LANGUAGES one-room NGUNI LANGUAGES schoolhouse for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become NGUNI LANGUAGES manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no NGUNI LANGUAGES cure, and the NGUNI LANGUAGES snake oil that claims to "calm" the tics often have adverse NGUNI LANGUAGES side effects. I once tried a treatment from the local blacksmith which NGUNI LANGUAGES caused my entire NGUNI LANGUAGES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the supposed NGUNI LANGUAGES cure.
  • Not to mention, it frightens thy NGUNI LANGUAGES horses. Golly gee whillikers!

I am an active NGUNI LANGUAGES member of a NGUNI LANGUAGES tourette syndrome association and NGUNI LANGUAGES I am making steps towards NGUNI LANGUAGES eradicating the public NGUNI LANGUAGES view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is NGUNI LANGUAGES much much more.

I am sorry NGUNI LANGUAGES for NGUNI LANGUAGES "hi-jacking" thy parchement upon NGUNI LANGUAGES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this NGUNI LANGUAGES that really NGUNI LANGUAGES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all NGUNI LANGUAGES tourettes sufferers, and thou must do the same by NGUNI LANGUAGES editing this NGUNI LANGUAGES article. Remember, everything NGUNI LANGUAGES here is meant NGUNI LANGUAGES to be funny, and making NGUNI LANGUAGES fun of a horrible disorder is NGUNI LANGUAGES not funny at all.

Thank you for your NGUNI LANGUAGES time.

Best NGUNI LANGUAGES regards,

Phillip "NGUNI LANGUAGES" Baker

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