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edit A FRIENDS Polite Note to the BASKETBALL HOOP Author:
I am LUV 17 years old and FLUFFY CLOUD have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PUPPIES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it DANDELIONS removed or changed as soon as KITTENS possible.
Let me tell you PUPPIES about SPRINKLES Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of CHRISTMAS TREES Tourettes sufferers PIKACHU JOY SUGAR GUMDROPS JOY swear. You can PIXIES blame television for always focusing on the PUPPIES bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of SUNSHINE Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or GUMDROPS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee RAINBOWS jerk.
- Tourettes is no SUGAR laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FRIENDS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become DANDELIONS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no LUV cure, and the SWIMMING POOL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LOLLIPOPS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PUPPIES caused my entire CHRISTMAS TREES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! drug.
I am an active SMILES member of a ICE CREAM tourette syndrome association and PIKACHU I am making steps towards SMILES eradicating the public BASEBALL view of Tourettes as a BASEBALL JELLY BEANS POKéMON BASEBALL BASEBALL "swearing" disorder, because it is TEDDY BEARS much much more.
I am sorry PIKACHU for "hi-jacking" your entry on ROSES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this UNICORNS that really GINGERBREAD annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all BASKETBALL HOOP tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by BASKETBALL HOOP editing this JELLY BEANS article. Remember, everything DANDELIONS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CANDY HEAVEN FLUFFY CLOUD FLUFFY CLOUD BASKETBALL not funny at all.
Thank you CHRISTMAS TREES for your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
UNICORNS CHRISTMAS TREES PASTURE GUMDROPS DANDELIONS GUMDROPS SPRINKLES SMILES BASKETBALL HOOP FLUFFY CLOUD NINTENDOGS PUPPIES HEAVEN SPRINKLES PEACEFUL GUMDROPS PUPPIES HOCKEY BASEBALL CANDY FLUFFY CLOUD BASKETBALL LUV LUV SMILES SUNSHINE PUPPIES POKéMON HOCKEY PIXIES CHRISTMAS TREES HAPPINESS ROSES FRIENDS POKéMON GINGERBREAD OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! POKéMON BASKETBALL HOOP BASEBALL ROSES SPRINKLES POKéMON PUPPIES NINTENDOGS KITTENS FLUFFY CLOUD NINTENDOGS ICE CREAM SWIMMING POOL FOOTBALL PIKACHU FLUFFY CLOUD OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JELLY BEANS PASTURE LUV RAINBOWS RAINBOWS DANDELIONS SPRINKLES SUNSHINE I LIKE SCHOOL FRIENDS BASKETBALL HOOP FRIENDS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.