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edit A LUV Polite Note to the HAPPINESS Author:
I am UNICORNS 17 years old and DANDELIONS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your GINGERBREAD article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it GUMDROPS removed or changed as soon as LOLLIPOPS possible.
Let me tell you JELLY BEANS about SUNSHINE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PIXIES Tourettes sufferers LOLLIPOPS LUV PIKACHU FRIENDS TEDDY BEARS swear. You can BASEBALL blame television for always focusing on the CANDY bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of BASKETBALL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PEACEFUL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SUGAR jerk.
- Tourettes is no SWIMMING POOL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at JELLY BEANS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BASKETBALL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no GINGERBREAD cure, and the TEDDY BEARS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LOLLIPOPS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which FLUFFY CLOUD caused my entire JELLY BEANS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FLOWERS drug.
I am an active PASTURE member of a UNICORNS tourette syndrome association and OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! I am making steps towards DANDELIONS eradicating the public ICE CREAM view of Tourettes as a JELLY BEANS SMILES BASKETBALL HOOP SWIMMING POOL FOOTBALL "swearing" disorder, because it is ROSES much much more.
I am sorry ICE CREAM for "hi-jacking" your entry on LUV uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SMILES that really FOOTBALL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all GUMDROPS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by JELLY BEANS editing this BASKETBALL article. Remember, everything SUGAR here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is GUMDROPS PIKACHU KITTENS JOY SMILES not funny at all.
Thank you DANDELIONS for your SUGAR time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FLOWERS BASKETBALL HOOP PEACEFUL LOLLIPOPS BASEBALL GUMDROPS ICE CREAM HAPPINESS ROSES NINTENDOGS RAINBOWS LOLLIPOPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LUV BASKETBALL HOOP CANDY HEAVEN BASKETBALL SMILES LOLLIPOPS DANDELIONS TEDDY BEARS DANDELIONS SMILES SMILES I LIKE SCHOOL PIKACHU BASKETBALL HAPPINESS POKéMON SMILES PUPPIES CHRISTMAS TREES KITTENS JELLY BEANS PIKACHU SWIMMING POOL PASTURE FLUFFY CLOUD SPRINKLES PIKACHU LUV HOCKEY SPRINKLES FLUFFY CLOUD PIKACHU PASTURE SUGAR PASTURE JELLY BEANS POKéMON KITTENS KITTENS FOOTBALL BASKETBALL SMILES FOOTBALL FRIENDS GUMDROPS JELLY BEANS CANDY DANDELIONS JELLY BEANS PEACEFUL PUPPIES !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.