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edit A KITTENS Polite Note to the FOOTBALL Author:
I am FOOTBALL 17 years old and RAINBOWS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your JOY article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it GINGERBREAD removed or changed as soon as SUNSHINE possible.
Let me tell you PUPPIES about CHRISTMAS TREES Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of LOLLIPOPS Tourettes sufferers UNICORNS UNICORNS LUV I LIKE SCHOOL LOLLIPOPS swear. You can RAINBOWS blame television for always focusing on the CHRISTMAS TREES bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of SUNSHINE Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASEBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BASEBALL jerk.
- Tourettes is no PEACEFUL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at POKéMON school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SUNSHINE depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no DANDELIONS cure, and the ROSES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse DANDELIONS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which NINTENDOGS caused my entire ICE CREAM body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the RAINBOWS drug.
I am an active BASEBALL member of a ICE CREAM tourette syndrome association and JELLY BEANS I am making steps towards FOOTBALL eradicating the public RAINBOWS view of Tourettes as a OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HEAVEN HAPPINESS FLOWERS SUGAR "swearing" disorder, because it is LOLLIPOPS much much more.
I am sorry KITTENS for "hi-jacking" your entry on LOLLIPOPS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this CANDY that really JOY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FLOWERS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SUGAR editing this UNICORNS article. Remember, everything GUMDROPS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is POKéMON GINGERBREAD POKéMON SPRINKLES BASKETBALL not funny at all.
Thank you CANDY for your HOCKEY time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
LOLLIPOPS SUNSHINE KITTENS FLUFFY CLOUD I LIKE SCHOOL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! NINTENDOGS POKéMON I LIKE SCHOOL FRIENDS SUGAR SPRINKLES FLOWERS UNICORNS RAINBOWS FOOTBALL JELLY BEANS PIKACHU FLUFFY CLOUD LUV I LIKE SCHOOL BASKETBALL HOOP PEACEFUL JELLY BEANS PIKACHU I LIKE SCHOOL NINTENDOGS POKéMON BASKETBALL HOOP I LIKE SCHOOL GUMDROPS POKéMON UNICORNS BASEBALL UNICORNS ICE CREAM FRIENDS HOCKEY SPRINKLES PIXIES UNICORNS PASTURE SPRINKLES PIXIES ROSES KITTENS SUGAR DANDELIONS HOCKEY PIXIES JOY FLOWERS CHRISTMAS TREES PIXIES PIKACHU ROSES NINTENDOGS ROSES FLOWERS UNICORNS I LIKE SCHOOL LOLLIPOPS CANDY FRIENDS GINGERBREAD ICE CREAM !!!?!?!?!?
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