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edit A BASKETBALL HOOP Polite Note to the I LIKE SCHOOL Author:
I am BASKETBALL 17 years old and FOOTBALL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your NINTENDOGS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASEBALL removed or changed as soon as KITTENS possible.
Let me tell you NINTENDOGS about GINGERBREAD Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PASTURE Tourettes sufferers GUMDROPS NINTENDOGS I LIKE SCHOOL CANDY GINGERBREAD swear. You can CANDY blame television for always focusing on the DANDELIONS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of FLOWERS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or I LIKE SCHOOL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BASEBALL jerk.
- Tourettes is no GINGERBREAD laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at GUMDROPS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become HEAVEN depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SMILES cure, and the NINTENDOGS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PIKACHU side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which FOOTBALL caused my entire TEDDY BEARS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the HAPPINESS drug.
I am an active ICE CREAM member of a ICE CREAM tourette syndrome association and ROSES I am making steps towards FLOWERS eradicating the public NINTENDOGS view of Tourettes as a HEAVEN SUNSHINE GINGERBREAD OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FLOWERS "swearing" disorder, because it is JELLY BEANS much much more.
I am sorry PIKACHU for "hi-jacking" your entry on GINGERBREAD uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this JOY that really JELLY BEANS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all CANDY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SUNSHINE editing this RAINBOWS article. Remember, everything TEDDY BEARS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SWIMMING POOL GINGERBREAD HAPPINESS SWIMMING POOL SUGAR not funny at all.
Thank you HAPPINESS for your UNICORNS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
POKéMON FLOWERS FLOWERS CANDY FRIENDS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! GINGERBREAD UNICORNS CANDY JELLY BEANS SMILES FLOWERS POKéMON PASTURE SUNSHINE PUPPIES DANDELIONS TEDDY BEARS KITTENS HAPPINESS BASKETBALL HOOP TEDDY BEARS RAINBOWS DANDELIONS UNICORNS JOY PUPPIES CHRISTMAS TREES JELLY BEANS SPRINKLES PUPPIES BASKETBALL RAINBOWS HAPPINESS JELLY BEANS TEDDY BEARS GINGERBREAD LOLLIPOPS TEDDY BEARS CANDY GINGERBREAD FOOTBALL JELLY BEANS SPRINKLES LOLLIPOPS BASKETBALL HOOP PIXIES NINTENDOGS PASTURE PEACEFUL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL HOOP ROSES NINTENDOGS NINTENDOGS JELLY BEANS UNICORNS PEACEFUL FLOWERS PASTURE I LIKE SCHOOL I LIKE SCHOOL KITTENS FLUFFY CLOUD BASKETBALL KITTENS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.