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edit A PIXIES Polite Note to the POKéMON Author:
I am BASKETBALL 17 years old and FLOWERS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your UNICORNS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it LUV removed or changed as soon as HAPPINESS possible.
Let me tell you PASTURE about GUMDROPS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SUNSHINE Tourettes sufferers SMILES I LIKE SCHOOL LUV BASKETBALL HOOP ROSES swear. You can OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! blame television for always focusing on the SMILES bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of FLUFFY CLOUD Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SUNSHINE "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FOOTBALL jerk.
- Tourettes is no RAINBOWS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SMILES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ICE CREAM depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no HAPPINESS cure, and the FOOTBALL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse GINGERBREAD side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASKETBALL HOOP caused my entire JELLY BEANS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the DANDELIONS drug.
I am an active SUNSHINE member of a PUPPIES tourette syndrome association and OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! I am making steps towards PIXIES eradicating the public ROSES view of Tourettes as a TEDDY BEARS BASKETBALL PEACEFUL SUNSHINE BASKETBALL "swearing" disorder, because it is BASEBALL much much more.
I am sorry TEDDY BEARS for "hi-jacking" your entry on HEAVEN uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! that really BASKETBALL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FLUFFY CLOUD tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SPRINKLES editing this OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! article. Remember, everything BASEBALL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FLUFFY CLOUD FLUFFY CLOUD JOY DANDELIONS HAPPINESS not funny at all.
Thank you JOY for your FLUFFY CLOUD time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
ICE CREAM JELLY BEANS CHRISTMAS TREES FOOTBALL SPRINKLES SWIMMING POOL BASKETBALL HOOP PIXIES POKéMON BASKETBALL GUMDROPS TEDDY BEARS LUV SUNSHINE ROSES SMILES NINTENDOGS FLOWERS ICE CREAM FLUFFY CLOUD POKéMON HOCKEY ICE CREAM ROSES SUGAR SUNSHINE SMILES PEACEFUL SWIMMING POOL FRIENDS BASKETBALL HOOP ROSES HOCKEY PIKACHU CHRISTMAS TREES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PIKACHU UNICORNS PEACEFUL JELLY BEANS CHRISTMAS TREES ROSES UNICORNS POKéMON JOY PUPPIES FLOWERS SUGAR RAINBOWS GUMDROPS HAPPINESS SUGAR FOOTBALL SWIMMING POOL JOY KITTENS PEACEFUL ICE CREAM OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JOY BASKETBALL HOOP HOCKEY HOCKEY FOOTBALL POKéMON SUNSHINE !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.