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edit A BASKETBALL HOOP Polite Note to the CHRISTMAS TREES Author:
I am I LIKE SCHOOL 17 years old and BASKETBALL HOOP have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PASTURE article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it ROSES removed or changed as soon as PIKACHU possible.
Let me tell you SMILES about JELLY BEANS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of ROSES Tourettes sufferers BASKETBALL HOOP GINGERBREAD PIXIES BASEBALL SMILES swear. You can HEAVEN blame television for always focusing on the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PIXIES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SMILES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HEAVEN jerk.
- Tourettes is no FLUFFY CLOUD laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SUGAR depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SUGAR cure, and the UNICORNS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PASTURE side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SMILES caused my entire PEACEFUL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASKETBALL HOOP drug.
I am an active UNICORNS member of a JELLY BEANS tourette syndrome association and FOOTBALL I am making steps towards HOCKEY eradicating the public CANDY view of Tourettes as a FLUFFY CLOUD PIXIES ROSES LUV BASKETBALL "swearing" disorder, because it is PIXIES much much more.
I am sorry HEAVEN for "hi-jacking" your entry on HEAVEN uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PIKACHU that really HEAVEN annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SMILES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by TEDDY BEARS editing this KITTENS article. Remember, everything FRIENDS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is GINGERBREAD LUV CANDY JOY POKéMON not funny at all.
Thank you JOY for your LUV time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.