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edit A PIKACHU Polite Note to the FOOTBALL Author:
I am POKéMON 17 years old and LOLLIPOPS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SWIMMING POOL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it CHRISTMAS TREES removed or changed as soon as GUMDROPS possible.
Let me tell you I LIKE SCHOOL about NINTENDOGS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SWIMMING POOL Tourettes sufferers ROSES SUNSHINE RAINBOWS POKéMON TEDDY BEARS swear. You can KITTENS blame television for always focusing on the PASTURE bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PUPPIES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or POKéMON "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SPRINKLES jerk.
- Tourettes is no SPRINKLES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at CANDY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become HEAVEN depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no PASTURE cure, and the HOCKEY drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FOOTBALL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PUPPIES caused my entire I LIKE SCHOOL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the RAINBOWS drug.
I am an active DANDELIONS member of a CHRISTMAS TREES tourette syndrome association and CANDY I am making steps towards NINTENDOGS eradicating the public FOOTBALL view of Tourettes as a RAINBOWS BASKETBALL HOOP SMILES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JELLY BEANS "swearing" disorder, because it is PIXIES much much more.
I am sorry NINTENDOGS for "hi-jacking" your entry on BASKETBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FRIENDS that really CANDY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FRIENDS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by LUV editing this UNICORNS article. Remember, everything OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FRIENDS GINGERBREAD SMILES PIKACHU JELLY BEANS not funny at all.
Thank you OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! for your ICE CREAM time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
LUV BASEBALL UNICORNS FLUFFY CLOUD SWIMMING POOL LOLLIPOPS LUV FLUFFY CLOUD BASEBALL DANDELIONS I LIKE SCHOOL HEAVEN HEAVEN JELLY BEANS I LIKE SCHOOL NINTENDOGS SWIMMING POOL LUV PUPPIES SPRINKLES PIXIES KITTENS PIKACHU FOOTBALL HEAVEN LOLLIPOPS PUPPIES BASKETBALL HOOP JELLY BEANS SMILES UNICORNS SUGAR SPRINKLES SMILES UNICORNS HEAVEN BASKETBALL HOOP CANDY I LIKE SCHOOL I LIKE SCHOOL CANDY PIXIES NINTENDOGS SMILES FOOTBALL BASKETBALL HOOP SUGAR ICE CREAM CANDY FOOTBALL FRIENDS GUMDROPS PIXIES FLOWERS ROSES KITTENS HAPPINESS HEAVEN PIXIES PIXIES SMILES HAPPINESS JOY LUV RAINBOWS I LIKE SCHOOL !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.