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edit A SMILES Polite Note to the CHRISTMAS TREES Author:

I am PUPPIES 17 years old and HEAVEN have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PIXIES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASKETBALL HOOP removed or changed as soon as UNICORNS possible.

Let me tell you HOCKEY about PIXIES Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of JOY Tourettes sufferers LOLLIPOPS POKéMON SPRINKLES BASEBALL CANDY swear. You can LUV blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL HOOP bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of ICE CREAM Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or CANDY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BASKETBALL HOOP jerk.
  • Tourettes is no HAPPINESS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at GUMDROPS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BASKETBALL HOOP depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no SUNSHINE cure, and the LUV drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FLOWERS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which JOY caused my entire GINGERBREAD body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FLUFFY CLOUD drug.

I am an active PIKACHU member of a KITTENS tourette syndrome association and TEDDY BEARS I am making steps towards FRIENDS eradicating the public FOOTBALL view of Tourettes as a HEAVEN PIXIES GUMDROPS JOY SWIMMING POOL "swearing" disorder, because it is PIKACHU much much more.

I am sorry LOLLIPOPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on I LIKE SCHOOL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this NINTENDOGS that really SWIMMING POOL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all GUMDROPS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PUPPIES editing this FRIENDS article. Remember, everything POKéMON here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is BASEBALL BASEBALL NINTENDOGS GUMDROPS FLOWERS not funny at all.

Thank you BASEBALL for your ROSES time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

CHRISTMAS TREES PUPPIES LOLLIPOPS PASTURE SUGAR OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LUV BASKETBALL HOOP CHRISTMAS TREES SUNSHINE LUV FRIENDS HOCKEY SUNSHINE BASEBALL HEAVEN HAPPINESS TEDDY BEARS FOOTBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HAPPINESS FLOWERS SPRINKLES JELLY BEANS PIKACHU LOLLIPOPS HAPPINESS HEAVEN ICE CREAM LUV ROSES LOLLIPOPS KITTENS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! GINGERBREAD ICE CREAM ROSES ICE CREAM HEAVEN UNICORNS KITTENS HOCKEY LUV BASKETBALL HEAVEN JOY JELLY BEANS PEACEFUL KITTENS TEDDY BEARS PEACEFUL UNICORNS JELLY BEANS LUV HAPPINESS PUPPIES FLUFFY CLOUD DANDELIONS PASTURE CHRISTMAS TREES LOLLIPOPS TEDDY BEARS BASKETBALL PASTURE TEDDY BEARS PUPPIES !!!?!?!?!?


Nuvola apps important Article written in the style of its subject
This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.
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