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edit A HAPPINESS Polite Note to the RAINBOWS Author:
I am LOLLIPOPS 17 years old and ICE CREAM have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your LOLLIPOPS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! removed or changed as soon as ROSES possible.
Let me tell you SWIMMING POOL about POKéMON Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of CHRISTMAS TREES Tourettes sufferers BASKETBALL GINGERBREAD ICE CREAM GUMDROPS SUGAR swear. You can ICE CREAM blame television for always focusing on the FLUFFY CLOUD bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of DANDELIONS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or POKéMON "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee JOY jerk.
- Tourettes is no SUNSHINE laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at JELLY BEANS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become DANDELIONS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SUGAR cure, and the GINGERBREAD drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LOLLIPOPS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which I LIKE SCHOOL caused my entire FRIENDS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PIXIES drug.
I am an active ICE CREAM member of a KITTENS tourette syndrome association and KITTENS I am making steps towards LUV eradicating the public FLOWERS view of Tourettes as a JELLY BEANS PASTURE CANDY SWIMMING POOL I LIKE SCHOOL "swearing" disorder, because it is FLOWERS much much more.
I am sorry OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! for "hi-jacking" your entry on PEACEFUL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HEAVEN that really ICE CREAM annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SUNSHINE tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by NINTENDOGS editing this PASTURE article. Remember, everything JELLY BEANS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is GUMDROPS CANDY CANDY LOLLIPOPS HAPPINESS not funny at all.
Thank you CHRISTMAS TREES for your SUGAR time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
POKéMON NINTENDOGS HAPPINESS BASEBALL JOY PIXIES PEACEFUL GINGERBREAD PIKACHU BASKETBALL JOY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HOCKEY PASTURE PEACEFUL CANDY LOLLIPOPS PIKACHU OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASKETBALL PUPPIES CANDY PUPPIES JELLY BEANS NINTENDOGS FRIENDS KITTENS SWIMMING POOL HOCKEY BASEBALL I LIKE SCHOOL KITTENS PIKACHU TEDDY BEARS BASEBALL CANDY LOLLIPOPS FLOWERS FRIENDS LUV I LIKE SCHOOL FOOTBALL ICE CREAM FOOTBALL JELLY BEANS JELLY BEANS FOOTBALL GINGERBREAD HAPPINESS HEAVEN ICE CREAM JOY SUGAR RAINBOWS FRIENDS NINTENDOGS KITTENS SUNSHINE GINGERBREAD HOCKEY PEACEFUL HEAVEN PASTURE NINTENDOGS GINGERBREAD GINGERBREAD !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.