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edit A HAPPINESS Polite Note to the KITTENS Author:
I am GUMDROPS 17 years old and CANDY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your JELLY BEANS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASKETBALL removed or changed as soon as FOOTBALL possible.
Let me tell you UNICORNS about BASKETBALL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BASEBALL Tourettes sufferers BASEBALL BASKETBALL HOOP SWIMMING POOL NINTENDOGS UNICORNS swear. You can FLOWERS blame television for always focusing on the KITTENS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PIKACHU Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FOOTBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee DANDELIONS jerk.
- Tourettes is no NINTENDOGS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FLOWERS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become TEDDY BEARS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no ROSES cure, and the BASKETBALL HOOP drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse GUMDROPS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which POKéMON caused my entire DANDELIONS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASKETBALL drug.
I am an active PIKACHU member of a GINGERBREAD tourette syndrome association and POKéMON I am making steps towards BASEBALL eradicating the public PIKACHU view of Tourettes as a NINTENDOGS KITTENS POKéMON CANDY FOOTBALL "swearing" disorder, because it is I LIKE SCHOOL much much more.
I am sorry JOY for "hi-jacking" your entry on DANDELIONS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASKETBALL HOOP that really SUNSHINE annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FOOTBALL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PASTURE editing this PASTURE article. Remember, everything SWIMMING POOL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HAPPINESS GUMDROPS FLOWERS FLUFFY CLOUD PIXIES not funny at all.
Thank you LOLLIPOPS for your UNICORNS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
SWIMMING POOL RAINBOWS DANDELIONS GUMDROPS GINGERBREAD PIKACHU SMILES PASTURE DANDELIONS SPRINKLES CANDY JOY ICE CREAM JELLY BEANS LOLLIPOPS SUNSHINE POKéMON GINGERBREAD ICE CREAM FRIENDS LOLLIPOPS UNICORNS GUMDROPS PIXIES PASTURE FLUFFY CLOUD HAPPINESS SWIMMING POOL JELLY BEANS HEAVEN SUNSHINE GINGERBREAD HOCKEY PEACEFUL SUGAR SUNSHINE GINGERBREAD DANDELIONS BASEBALL PIKACHU PIKACHU CANDY I LIKE SCHOOL HOCKEY CHRISTMAS TREES UNICORNS BASKETBALL PEACEFUL PASTURE FOOTBALL ROSES SPRINKLES SUNSHINE BASKETBALL HOOP NINTENDOGS GUMDROPS SWIMMING POOL POKéMON PIKACHU FOOTBALL BASKETBALL FLUFFY CLOUD I LIKE SCHOOL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JOY FOOTBALL !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.