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edit A PUPPIES Polite Note to the FRIENDS Author:
I am ROSES 17 years old and PUPPIES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PEACEFUL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASKETBALL removed or changed as soon as GUMDROPS possible.
Let me tell you CHRISTMAS TREES about GINGERBREAD Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of CANDY Tourettes sufferers SUGAR RAINBOWS HEAVEN CHRISTMAS TREES PASTURE swear. You can SPRINKLES blame television for always focusing on the PUPPIES bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of TEDDY BEARS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or UNICORNS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HAPPINESS jerk.
- Tourettes is no PIXIES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at RAINBOWS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BASEBALL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SUNSHINE cure, and the HAPPINESS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse GINGERBREAD side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which CHRISTMAS TREES caused my entire GINGERBREAD body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the DANDELIONS drug.
I am an active UNICORNS member of a ICE CREAM tourette syndrome association and PIKACHU I am making steps towards ICE CREAM eradicating the public SUGAR view of Tourettes as a POKéMON GINGERBREAD POKéMON PASTURE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! "swearing" disorder, because it is ROSES much much more.
I am sorry PUPPIES for "hi-jacking" your entry on BASKETBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this DANDELIONS that really FRIENDS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all DANDELIONS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PUPPIES editing this I LIKE SCHOOL article. Remember, everything JELLY BEANS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SMILES JOY SUGAR PIXIES CHRISTMAS TREES not funny at all.
Thank you HAPPINESS for your JELLY BEANS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.