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edit A GUMDROPS Polite Note to the BASKETBALL Author:
I am POKéMON 17 years old and FLUFFY CLOUD have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your ROSES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SPRINKLES removed or changed as soon as SUNSHINE possible.
Let me tell you UNICORNS about RAINBOWS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PUPPIES Tourettes sufferers UNICORNS HOCKEY PIKACHU SPRINKLES FRIENDS swear. You can BASEBALL blame television for always focusing on the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PIXIES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or GUMDROPS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee TEDDY BEARS jerk.
- Tourettes is no KITTENS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at I LIKE SCHOOL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become LUV depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no PIKACHU cure, and the PIXIES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PASTURE side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ROSES caused my entire BASEBALL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SWIMMING POOL drug.
I am an active FLOWERS member of a TEDDY BEARS tourette syndrome association and PEACEFUL I am making steps towards PUPPIES eradicating the public BASKETBALL view of Tourettes as a SUGAR FOOTBALL BASKETBALL HOOP FOOTBALL HEAVEN "swearing" disorder, because it is FLOWERS much much more.
I am sorry BASEBALL for "hi-jacking" your entry on SMILES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this NINTENDOGS that really CHRISTMAS TREES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SPRINKLES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by RAINBOWS editing this ROSES article. Remember, everything FLOWERS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is UNICORNS NINTENDOGS SUNSHINE PUPPIES SMILES not funny at all.
Thank you JOY for your CANDY time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
POKéMON FRIENDS ROSES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASKETBALL HOOP GINGERBREAD JELLY BEANS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LOLLIPOPS BASKETBALL TEDDY BEARS GINGERBREAD PIXIES TEDDY BEARS GINGERBREAD SUGAR POKéMON HAPPINESS FRIENDS PIXIES RAINBOWS SWIMMING POOL ICE CREAM PEACEFUL RAINBOWS I LIKE SCHOOL PEACEFUL JOY HEAVEN GUMDROPS BASEBALL FLOWERS POKéMON POKéMON RAINBOWS SUNSHINE HOCKEY GUMDROPS JOY SPRINKLES PUPPIES SPRINKLES HEAVEN ICE CREAM I LIKE SCHOOL RAINBOWS BASKETBALL LOLLIPOPS SPRINKLES FLUFFY CLOUD SUGAR SPRINKLES CANDY JELLY BEANS BASEBALL BASEBALL SMILES TEDDY BEARS GINGERBREAD DANDELIONS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JELLY BEANS PIXIES BASEBALL HEAVEN PEACEFUL !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.