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edit A PEACEFUL Polite Note to the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Author:
I am FRIENDS 17 years old and ICE CREAM have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your JOY article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PIKACHU removed or changed as soon as SUGAR possible.
Let me tell you ICE CREAM about JELLY BEANS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SPRINKLES Tourettes sufferers BASEBALL FLUFFY CLOUD ICE CREAM LOLLIPOPS HOCKEY swear. You can RAINBOWS blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of I LIKE SCHOOL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or JELLY BEANS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LUV jerk.
- Tourettes is no FOOTBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become UNICORNS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no CANDY cure, and the FLUFFY CLOUD drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LOLLIPOPS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which KITTENS caused my entire PASTURE body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the UNICORNS drug.
I am an active HEAVEN member of a BASEBALL tourette syndrome association and SUNSHINE I am making steps towards KITTENS eradicating the public TEDDY BEARS view of Tourettes as a RAINBOWS POKéMON PIKACHU KITTENS UNICORNS "swearing" disorder, because it is BASKETBALL HOOP much much more.
I am sorry HAPPINESS for "hi-jacking" your entry on TEDDY BEARS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this JELLY BEANS that really CHRISTMAS TREES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all DANDELIONS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by GINGERBREAD editing this HAPPINESS article. Remember, everything KITTENS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FOOTBALL LUV PIXIES DANDELIONS RAINBOWS not funny at all.
Thank you LOLLIPOPS for your PEACEFUL time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.