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edit A UNICORNS Polite Note to the KITTENS Author:
I am ROSES 17 years old and PEACEFUL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your BASKETBALL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it TEDDY BEARS removed or changed as soon as SMILES possible.
Let me tell you ICE CREAM about CHRISTMAS TREES Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PUPPIES Tourettes sufferers KITTENS SPRINKLES BASEBALL NINTENDOGS FOOTBALL swear. You can SWIMMING POOL blame television for always focusing on the FLUFFY CLOUD bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of JELLY BEANS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or JOY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SWIMMING POOL jerk.
- Tourettes is no SWIMMING POOL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at TEDDY BEARS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become RAINBOWS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no FOOTBALL cure, and the PIXIES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SMILES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SUNSHINE caused my entire TEDDY BEARS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SUNSHINE drug.
I am an active OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! member of a PUPPIES tourette syndrome association and FLUFFY CLOUD I am making steps towards ROSES eradicating the public PIXIES view of Tourettes as a JOY CHRISTMAS TREES FOOTBALL DANDELIONS UNICORNS "swearing" disorder, because it is SPRINKLES much much more.
I am sorry FRIENDS for "hi-jacking" your entry on PIKACHU uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this CANDY that really SMILES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PUPPIES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FOOTBALL editing this HOCKEY article. Remember, everything JOY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is BASKETBALL UNICORNS LUV SPRINKLES PIXIES not funny at all.
Thank you CHRISTMAS TREES for your HEAVEN time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
GUMDROPS FLOWERS UNICORNS BASEBALL PEACEFUL PIXIES UNICORNS GINGERBREAD SMILES PIKACHU CANDY FRIENDS PIKACHU LUV SUGAR NINTENDOGS HEAVEN ROSES BASKETBALL HOOP SMILES RAINBOWS FOOTBALL HEAVEN UNICORNS FOOTBALL FRIENDS JELLY BEANS PIXIES JOY PUPPIES GINGERBREAD PIKACHU SUGAR CANDY SUGAR BASEBALL BASEBALL PASTURE HEAVEN JELLY BEANS SUNSHINE PASTURE CHRISTMAS TREES FOOTBALL DANDELIONS GUMDROPS KITTENS SMILES SPRINKLES FLOWERS DANDELIONS ROSES FLUFFY CLOUD JOY CANDY ICE CREAM POKéMON LUV I LIKE SCHOOL ICE CREAM SPRINKLES ROSES SUGAR SWIMMING POOL RAINBOWS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.