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edit A PASTURE Polite Note to the CHRISTMAS TREES Author:
I am GUMDROPS 17 years old and SUNSHINE have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FLUFFY CLOUD removed or changed as soon as DANDELIONS possible.
Let me tell you HAPPINESS about BASKETBALL HOOP Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of POKéMON Tourettes sufferers JOY BASKETBALL ICE CREAM LOLLIPOPS ICE CREAM swear. You can SWIMMING POOL blame television for always focusing on the HEAVEN bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of SWIMMING POOL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or KITTENS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HOCKEY jerk.
- Tourettes is no HAPPINESS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HEAVEN school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become JOY depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no POKéMON cure, and the JELLY BEANS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ICE CREAM side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASEBALL caused my entire BASEBALL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PUPPIES drug.
I am an active RAINBOWS member of a SWIMMING POOL tourette syndrome association and FOOTBALL I am making steps towards BASKETBALL eradicating the public HAPPINESS view of Tourettes as a JOY FOOTBALL PUPPIES FOOTBALL ICE CREAM "swearing" disorder, because it is ICE CREAM much much more.
I am sorry BASEBALL for "hi-jacking" your entry on POKéMON uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FLOWERS that really GUMDROPS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FOOTBALL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by TEDDY BEARS editing this PUPPIES article. Remember, everything SUGAR here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HOCKEY ROSES HOCKEY UNICORNS I LIKE SCHOOL not funny at all.
Thank you SMILES for your HAPPINESS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.