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edit A GUMDROPS Polite Note to the FLOWERS Author:

I am PIXIES 17 years old and BASKETBALL HOOP have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SUGAR article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it ROSES removed or changed as soon as BASKETBALL possible.

Let me tell you SUNSHINE about HOCKEY Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of POKéMON Tourettes sufferers NINTENDOGS SUGAR GUMDROPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LOLLIPOPS swear. You can HOCKEY blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of JELLY BEANS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PIXIES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SWIMMING POOL jerk.
  • Tourettes is no ROSES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PEACEFUL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become JELLY BEANS depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no CHRISTMAS TREES cure, and the SWIMMING POOL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SUNSHINE side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PUPPIES caused my entire I LIKE SCHOOL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ROSES drug.

I am an active DANDELIONS member of a PIXIES tourette syndrome association and CANDY I am making steps towards PIKACHU eradicating the public PIXIES view of Tourettes as a HAPPINESS RAINBOWS GINGERBREAD LUV SPRINKLES "swearing" disorder, because it is LOLLIPOPS much much more.

I am sorry PEACEFUL for "hi-jacking" your entry on NINTENDOGS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this TEDDY BEARS that really SMILES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SPRINKLES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by LUV editing this PUPPIES article. Remember, everything UNICORNS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SWIMMING POOL PUPPIES NINTENDOGS BASKETBALL HOOP SUNSHINE not funny at all.

Thank you LUV for your SPRINKLES time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Nuvola apps important Article written in the style of its subject
This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.
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