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edit A PIKACHU Polite Note to the SUNSHINE Author:

I am FLUFFY CLOUD 17 years old and SWIMMING POOL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your BASKETBALL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it I LIKE SCHOOL removed or changed as soon as BASKETBALL possible.

Let me tell you BASKETBALL HOOP about NINTENDOGS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SWIMMING POOL Tourettes sufferers CANDY ICE CREAM JOY GINGERBREAD PIKACHU swear. You can SUGAR blame television for always focusing on the SMILES bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of TEDDY BEARS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FRIENDS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PIKACHU jerk.
  • Tourettes is no ROSES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PASTURE school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SUNSHINE depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no GINGERBREAD cure, and the FRIENDS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse CHRISTMAS TREES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PIXIES caused my entire OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SUGAR drug.

I am an active I LIKE SCHOOL member of a JOY tourette syndrome association and SUGAR I am making steps towards RAINBOWS eradicating the public PASTURE view of Tourettes as a ICE CREAM SUGAR OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! ICE CREAM SWIMMING POOL "swearing" disorder, because it is I LIKE SCHOOL much much more.

I am sorry TEDDY BEARS for "hi-jacking" your entry on POKéMON uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SPRINKLES that really FRIENDS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all CANDY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by ICE CREAM editing this SPRINKLES article. Remember, everything JELLY BEANS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SMILES BASKETBALL SPRINKLES CANDY ICE CREAM not funny at all.

Thank you KITTENS for your HOCKEY time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Nuvola apps important Article written in the style of its subject
This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.
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