From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
|This page is censored because an authoritarian regime claims that it is for your own good.|
|However, you can still view this page's censored content by highlighting or hovering the mouse over text. You can also press control A ( or command A on a mac) to view all of its content whether the content is censored or not.|
edit A PIXIES Polite Note to the UNICORNS Author:
I am HOCKEY 17 years old and PIKACHU have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SWIMMING POOL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it TEDDY BEARS removed or changed as soon as BASKETBALL possible.
Let me tell you GINGERBREAD about PIKACHU Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of LOLLIPOPS Tourettes sufferers GINGERBREAD RAINBOWS PUPPIES BASKETBALL SPRINKLES swear. You can FOOTBALL blame television for always focusing on the I LIKE SCHOOL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of HAPPINESS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PEACEFUL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SUNSHINE jerk.
- Tourettes is no ICE CREAM laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PIKACHU school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become GUMDROPS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no PUPPIES cure, and the HEAVEN drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PEACEFUL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! caused my entire OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the JOY drug.
I am an active FRIENDS member of a RAINBOWS tourette syndrome association and BASKETBALL I am making steps towards SWIMMING POOL eradicating the public JELLY BEANS view of Tourettes as a JELLY BEANS FRIENDS GUMDROPS PIKACHU LUV "swearing" disorder, because it is BASEBALL much much more.
I am sorry LOLLIPOPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on RAINBOWS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FLUFFY CLOUD that really POKéMON annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all GUMDROPS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by CANDY editing this RAINBOWS article. Remember, everything HAPPINESS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is NINTENDOGS CANDY HEAVEN LOLLIPOPS BASEBALL not funny at all.
Thank you FLUFFY CLOUD for your HEAVEN time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
PASTURE FRIENDS FOOTBALL I LIKE SCHOOL FLOWERS SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS FLOWERS HEAVEN FLOWERS BASKETBALL HOOP SWIMMING POOL ICE CREAM PEACEFUL LOLLIPOPS CHRISTMAS TREES JOY LOLLIPOPS HEAVEN HOCKEY TEDDY BEARS CANDY TEDDY BEARS BASEBALL FRIENDS HAPPINESS SWIMMING POOL SPRINKLES PASTURE ICE CREAM ROSES HOCKEY SWIMMING POOL PIKACHU PIKACHU SMILES LOLLIPOPS PASTURE SPRINKLES CHRISTMAS TREES TEDDY BEARS SWIMMING POOL GINGERBREAD DANDELIONS PUPPIES PEACEFUL PASTURE PEACEFUL UNICORNS UNICORNS JOY ICE CREAM OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! POKéMON JOY PIXIES BASKETBALL HOOP RAINBOWS JOY FLUFFY CLOUD RAINBOWS DANDELIONS LUV FRIENDS PASTURE GINGERBREAD !!!?!?!?!?
| Article written in the style of its subject|
This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.