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edit A LOLLIPOPS Polite Note to the LUV Author:
I am CANDY 17 years old and NINTENDOGS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PIKACHU article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SWIMMING POOL removed or changed as soon as CANDY possible.
Let me tell you LUV about JOY Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FLUFFY CLOUD Tourettes sufferers CHRISTMAS TREES HOCKEY LUV HAPPINESS LUV swear. You can FLUFFY CLOUD blame television for always focusing on the RAINBOWS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PEACEFUL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PIXIES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FRIENDS jerk.
- Tourettes is no FOOTBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PUPPIES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become POKéMON depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no ICE CREAM cure, and the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HOCKEY side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which RAINBOWS caused my entire FRIENDS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the CANDY drug.
I am an active SUNSHINE member of a I LIKE SCHOOL tourette syndrome association and BASEBALL I am making steps towards PIKACHU eradicating the public OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! view of Tourettes as a PIKACHU JOY CHRISTMAS TREES FRIENDS SMILES "swearing" disorder, because it is PUPPIES much much more.
I am sorry GINGERBREAD for "hi-jacking" your entry on PEACEFUL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this DANDELIONS that really SPRINKLES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all DANDELIONS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by CANDY editing this HAPPINESS article. Remember, everything PIXIES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is DANDELIONS HEAVEN HEAVEN NINTENDOGS FLOWERS not funny at all.
Thank you LOLLIPOPS for your BASKETBALL time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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