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edit A LOLLIPOPS Polite Note to the BASKETBALL HOOP Author:
I am SUNSHINE 17 years old and JOY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your BASKETBALL HOOP article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PASTURE removed or changed as soon as HOCKEY possible.
Let me tell you LUV about KITTENS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of HOCKEY Tourettes sufferers TEDDY BEARS LUV BASKETBALL HOOP JOY LOLLIPOPS swear. You can PEACEFUL blame television for always focusing on the SPRINKLES bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PEACEFUL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or RAINBOWS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SMILES jerk.
- Tourettes is no DANDELIONS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at TEDDY BEARS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FOOTBALL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no NINTENDOGS cure, and the POKéMON drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse NINTENDOGS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which NINTENDOGS caused my entire FRIENDS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the UNICORNS drug.
I am an active JOY member of a FLUFFY CLOUD tourette syndrome association and ICE CREAM I am making steps towards FOOTBALL eradicating the public TEDDY BEARS view of Tourettes as a OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SWIMMING POOL HOCKEY PEACEFUL SMILES "swearing" disorder, because it is ROSES much much more.
I am sorry GUMDROPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on NINTENDOGS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this TEDDY BEARS that really FRIENDS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SUNSHINE tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FOOTBALL editing this FLOWERS article. Remember, everything FLUFFY CLOUD here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FOOTBALL CHRISTMAS TREES KITTENS SWIMMING POOL GINGERBREAD not funny at all.
Thank you DANDELIONS for your PEACEFUL time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
JOY HEAVEN FRIENDS I LIKE SCHOOL DANDELIONS FLUFFY CLOUD SWIMMING POOL FRIENDS GUMDROPS FLOWERS FOOTBALL FOOTBALL TEDDY BEARS HOCKEY FOOTBALL JELLY BEANS LOLLIPOPS PIXIES BASEBALL NINTENDOGS PEACEFUL HAPPINESS PIKACHU HEAVEN HAPPINESS POKéMON FLOWERS LOLLIPOPS SPRINKLES BASKETBALL PEACEFUL SPRINKLES ICE CREAM SWIMMING POOL JOY FOOTBALL GINGERBREAD PIKACHU JELLY BEANS BASKETBALL HOOP BASKETBALL HOOP POKéMON BASKETBALL HOOP CHRISTMAS TREES NINTENDOGS PEACEFUL BASKETBALL HOOP SUGAR RAINBOWS SWIMMING POOL SMILES RAINBOWS PIKACHU LUV GUMDROPS DANDELIONS FLUFFY CLOUD BASEBALL ROSES HEAVEN PUPPIES I LIKE SCHOOL SWIMMING POOL FOOTBALL SMILES LUV !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.