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edit A ICE CREAM Polite Note to the FRIENDS Author:
I am SWIMMING POOL 17 years old and SMILES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your CANDY article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it ROSES removed or changed as soon as SMILES possible.
Let me tell you DANDELIONS about JELLY BEANS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of TEDDY BEARS Tourettes sufferers LUV FOOTBALL SUGAR LUV JOY swear. You can SPRINKLES blame television for always focusing on the FOOTBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of SWIMMING POOL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or NINTENDOGS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee TEDDY BEARS jerk.
- Tourettes is no FLUFFY CLOUD laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at CHRISTMAS TREES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become DANDELIONS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! cure, and the SUGAR drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASKETBALL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HEAVEN caused my entire OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the UNICORNS drug.
I am an active CHRISTMAS TREES member of a KITTENS tourette syndrome association and PIKACHU I am making steps towards FOOTBALL eradicating the public HOCKEY view of Tourettes as a FLOWERS TEDDY BEARS JOY PIXIES LUV "swearing" disorder, because it is BASKETBALL much much more.
I am sorry RAINBOWS for "hi-jacking" your entry on GINGERBREAD uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASKETBALL that really SWIMMING POOL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SUNSHINE tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PIXIES editing this LOLLIPOPS article. Remember, everything CANDY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PASTURE DANDELIONS PASTURE HEAVEN BASEBALL not funny at all.
Thank you BASKETBALL for your UNICORNS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
HOCKEY DANDELIONS HAPPINESS BASEBALL POKéMON RAINBOWS PIXIES POKéMON NINTENDOGS UNICORNS SMILES HEAVEN LUV FOOTBALL PIXIES JOY PIKACHU PASTURE SUGAR GINGERBREAD KITTENS CHRISTMAS TREES TEDDY BEARS ROSES FRIENDS DANDELIONS FLUFFY CLOUD KITTENS PUPPIES POKéMON ROSES HEAVEN SMILES SPRINKLES I LIKE SCHOOL NINTENDOGS BASKETBALL FRIENDS SWIMMING POOL HAPPINESS LUV BASKETBALL JELLY BEANS FOOTBALL HEAVEN FLUFFY CLOUD POKéMON BASEBALL SPRINKLES UNICORNS RAINBOWS FLOWERS RAINBOWS SUNSHINE FLUFFY CLOUD JELLY BEANS BASKETBALL HOOP PUPPIES BASKETBALL HOOP I LIKE SCHOOL ICE CREAM HEAVEN NINTENDOGS GUMDROPS NINTENDOGS PASTURE !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.