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edit A DANDELIONS Polite Note to the FRIENDS Author:
I am RAINBOWS 17 years old and FOOTBALL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FLUFFY CLOUD article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PIXIES removed or changed as soon as LUV possible.
Let me tell you FOOTBALL about FRIENDS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FOOTBALL Tourettes sufferers ICE CREAM CANDY HOCKEY SUNSHINE UNICORNS swear. You can SMILES blame television for always focusing on the HEAVEN bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of LUV Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PEACEFUL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PUPPIES jerk.
- Tourettes is no KITTENS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at GINGERBREAD school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become LUV depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no PASTURE cure, and the HEAVEN drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FLUFFY CLOUD side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PIXIES caused my entire CANDY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the DANDELIONS drug.
I am an active HAPPINESS member of a LOLLIPOPS tourette syndrome association and DANDELIONS I am making steps towards SMILES eradicating the public JELLY BEANS view of Tourettes as a PEACEFUL BASEBALL PEACEFUL GINGERBREAD BASKETBALL HOOP "swearing" disorder, because it is LOLLIPOPS much much more.
I am sorry OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! for "hi-jacking" your entry on SWIMMING POOL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HEAVEN that really ICE CREAM annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all HEAVEN tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FOOTBALL editing this HAPPINESS article. Remember, everything PEACEFUL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SUNSHINE TEDDY BEARS LOLLIPOPS CHRISTMAS TREES ICE CREAM not funny at all.
Thank you OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! for your DANDELIONS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.