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edit A HEAVEN Polite Note to the SMILES Author:
I am CANDY 17 years old and SMILES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SPRINKLES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it UNICORNS removed or changed as soon as SUNSHINE possible.
Let me tell you ICE CREAM about JELLY BEANS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PIXIES Tourettes sufferers SMILES GINGERBREAD LOLLIPOPS JOY BASKETBALL HOOP swear. You can PUPPIES blame television for always focusing on the CANDY bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of SWIMMING POOL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or TEDDY BEARS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee JELLY BEANS jerk.
- Tourettes is no JOY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at TEDDY BEARS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become POKéMON depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no RAINBOWS cure, and the SMILES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse UNICORNS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which NINTENDOGS caused my entire SUGAR body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the NINTENDOGS drug.
I am an active SUNSHINE member of a GUMDROPS tourette syndrome association and HOCKEY I am making steps towards UNICORNS eradicating the public BASEBALL view of Tourettes as a FLUFFY CLOUD FOOTBALL PIXIES ROSES ROSES "swearing" disorder, because it is UNICORNS much much more.
I am sorry TEDDY BEARS for "hi-jacking" your entry on TEDDY BEARS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SMILES that really ICE CREAM annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SMILES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PIKACHU editing this DANDELIONS article. Remember, everything PEACEFUL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CANDY JELLY BEANS HOCKEY DANDELIONS UNICORNS not funny at all.
Thank you PIXIES for your SPRINKLES time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
PUPPIES SPRINKLES KITTENS LOLLIPOPS ROSES SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS SUGAR KITTENS NINTENDOGS BASKETBALL HOOP SUGAR TEDDY BEARS PIKACHU PEACEFUL HOCKEY PIXIES SPRINKLES I LIKE SCHOOL PEACEFUL LOLLIPOPS SUNSHINE GUMDROPS SMILES BASEBALL HEAVEN SPRINKLES SMILES CHRISTMAS TREES PEACEFUL JELLY BEANS NINTENDOGS HOCKEY PUPPIES ROSES SMILES HAPPINESS PEACEFUL CANDY PIKACHU TEDDY BEARS NINTENDOGS BASEBALL TEDDY BEARS GUMDROPS HOCKEY PUPPIES PUPPIES KITTENS KITTENS RAINBOWS SMILES FOOTBALL SUNSHINE BASEBALL HEAVEN BASKETBALL PUPPIES TEDDY BEARS I LIKE SCHOOL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HOCKEY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASKETBALL PIKACHU PUPPIES !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.