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edit A DANDELIONS Polite Note to the DANDELIONS Author:
I am TEDDY BEARS 17 years old and HAPPINESS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your LOLLIPOPS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it GINGERBREAD removed or changed as soon as SMILES possible.
Let me tell you I LIKE SCHOOL about HEAVEN Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of ROSES Tourettes sufferers FOOTBALL PIKACHU PASTURE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PASTURE swear. You can POKéMON blame television for always focusing on the PASTURE bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of UNICORNS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASKETBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee ICE CREAM jerk.
- Tourettes is no CANDY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at JELLY BEANS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FRIENDS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no PIKACHU cure, and the BASKETBALL HOOP drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PASTURE side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SUGAR caused my entire SPRINKLES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the I LIKE SCHOOL drug.
I am an active PIXIES member of a GUMDROPS tourette syndrome association and KITTENS I am making steps towards JELLY BEANS eradicating the public PIXIES view of Tourettes as a FOOTBALL KITTENS NINTENDOGS HEAVEN NINTENDOGS "swearing" disorder, because it is LOLLIPOPS much much more.
I am sorry NINTENDOGS for "hi-jacking" your entry on PIKACHU uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PEACEFUL that really SMILES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all JOY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FLUFFY CLOUD editing this BASEBALL article. Remember, everything JOY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FRIENDS HOCKEY SWIMMING POOL PIXIES SWIMMING POOL not funny at all.
Thank you GINGERBREAD for your SMILES time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
FLOWERS CANDY RAINBOWS GINGERBREAD HOCKEY KITTENS BASEBALL PUPPIES CHRISTMAS TREES KITTENS ICE CREAM PUPPIES BASKETBALL SMILES GUMDROPS LUV FLUFFY CLOUD FLUFFY CLOUD BASEBALL PIXIES TEDDY BEARS ICE CREAM HAPPINESS SPRINKLES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FOOTBALL RAINBOWS SUGAR ROSES BASKETBALL KITTENS PUPPIES KITTENS BASEBALL POKéMON PASTURE KITTENS SPRINKLES SPRINKLES CANDY KITTENS HEAVEN SUNSHINE I LIKE SCHOOL SPRINKLES FLOWERS HAPPINESS CHRISTMAS TREES FOOTBALL JOY FLUFFY CLOUD PIKACHU TEDDY BEARS FOOTBALL POKéMON FRIENDS CANDY FOOTBALL HOCKEY TEDDY BEARS PUPPIES FRIENDS ROSES CANDY LUV UNICORNS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.