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edit A FLUFFY CLOUD Polite Note to the GUMDROPS Author:
I am FOOTBALL 17 years old and JOY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your UNICORNS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PIKACHU removed or changed as soon as POKéMON possible.
Let me tell you FLOWERS about RAINBOWS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BASKETBALL HOOP Tourettes sufferers SUNSHINE NINTENDOGS SPRINKLES HOCKEY CHRISTMAS TREES swear. You can LUV blame television for always focusing on the SMILES bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of TEDDY BEARS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or ICE CREAM "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HEAVEN jerk.
- Tourettes is no LUV laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PASTURE school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ROSES depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no ROSES cure, and the HAPPINESS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse TEDDY BEARS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ICE CREAM caused my entire HEAVEN body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the GINGERBREAD drug.
I am an active SMILES member of a I LIKE SCHOOL tourette syndrome association and PASTURE I am making steps towards OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! eradicating the public SMILES view of Tourettes as a JOY SUGAR BASEBALL POKéMON SMILES "swearing" disorder, because it is PUPPIES much much more.
I am sorry PIKACHU for "hi-jacking" your entry on PASTURE uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SUGAR that really UNICORNS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all BASEBALL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by DANDELIONS editing this TEDDY BEARS article. Remember, everything NINTENDOGS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is NINTENDOGS CHRISTMAS TREES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LUV HOCKEY not funny at all.
Thank you ICE CREAM for your PASTURE time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
FLUFFY CLOUD SMILES DANDELIONS SUNSHINE SUNSHINE NINTENDOGS SMILES FOOTBALL HAPPINESS CHRISTMAS TREES ROSES PASTURE DANDELIONS PIXIES SWIMMING POOL FLOWERS FLOWERS BASKETBALL HOOP SMILES GINGERBREAD RAINBOWS PASTURE DANDELIONS TEDDY BEARS UNICORNS HAPPINESS RAINBOWS SUNSHINE CANDY BASKETBALL HOOP SUGAR BASKETBALL GINGERBREAD RAINBOWS LOLLIPOPS RAINBOWS PEACEFUL SPRINKLES ROSES PUPPIES BASKETBALL ICE CREAM FLUFFY CLOUD LUV UNICORNS FLUFFY CLOUD POKéMON PEACEFUL CHRISTMAS TREES SPRINKLES NINTENDOGS HAPPINESS HEAVEN JOY GUMDROPS HOCKEY SUNSHINE ROSES PEACEFUL ROSES NINTENDOGS FRIENDS RAINBOWS KITTENS LUV ICE CREAM !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.