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edit A GINGERBREAD Polite Note to the NINTENDOGS Author:
I am BASKETBALL HOOP 17 years old and SMILES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your RAINBOWS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HOCKEY removed or changed as soon as KITTENS possible.
Let me tell you ICE CREAM about BASEBALL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of CHRISTMAS TREES Tourettes sufferers TEDDY BEARS POKéMON BASKETBALL DANDELIONS ICE CREAM swear. You can SPRINKLES blame television for always focusing on the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of BASEBALL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or RAINBOWS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee JOY jerk.
- Tourettes is no GUMDROPS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HOCKEY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PIXIES depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no ROSES cure, and the HEAVEN drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LOLLIPOPS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASKETBALL HOOP caused my entire LUV body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASKETBALL HOOP drug.
I am an active ICE CREAM member of a PIXIES tourette syndrome association and CANDY I am making steps towards ROSES eradicating the public TEDDY BEARS view of Tourettes as a SWIMMING POOL HAPPINESS KITTENS GINGERBREAD POKéMON "swearing" disorder, because it is UNICORNS much much more.
I am sorry JOY for "hi-jacking" your entry on UNICORNS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this CANDY that really KITTENS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all BASEBALL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SUNSHINE editing this FRIENDS article. Remember, everything LUV here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is BASKETBALL HOOP FRIENDS I LIKE SCHOOL BASKETBALL HEAVEN not funny at all.
Thank you TEDDY BEARS for your SUNSHINE time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
GINGERBREAD LOLLIPOPS HOCKEY UNICORNS LOLLIPOPS SWIMMING POOL HOCKEY KITTENS FLOWERS SUNSHINE SUNSHINE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FLOWERS HOCKEY HOCKEY TEDDY BEARS FLUFFY CLOUD UNICORNS ICE CREAM ROSES LOLLIPOPS ROSES HAPPINESS JOY SUGAR HAPPINESS LUV CANDY BASKETBALL CANDY SWIMMING POOL LOLLIPOPS FLUFFY CLOUD GUMDROPS RAINBOWS FOOTBALL NINTENDOGS JOY SPRINKLES SWIMMING POOL NINTENDOGS GUMDROPS FLUFFY CLOUD FLOWERS SUGAR PEACEFUL SPRINKLES FOOTBALL POKéMON JOY SWIMMING POOL SWIMMING POOL SUNSHINE BASKETBALL NINTENDOGS GINGERBREAD FOOTBALL KITTENS FOOTBALL GUMDROPS CANDY HAPPINESS ROSES PIKACHU JOY LUV !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.