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edit A FLUFFY CLOUD Polite Note to the FRIENDS Author:
I am DANDELIONS 17 years old and BASEBALL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PIKACHU article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HOCKEY removed or changed as soon as HEAVEN possible.
Let me tell you PIKACHU about TEDDY BEARS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of TEDDY BEARS Tourettes sufferers PIKACHU PIKACHU CHRISTMAS TREES BASKETBALL SUGAR swear. You can FOOTBALL blame television for always focusing on the FLOWERS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of ROSES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or JOY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PIKACHU jerk.
- Tourettes is no POKéMON laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FRIENDS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become UNICORNS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SWIMMING POOL cure, and the CHRISTMAS TREES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ICE CREAM side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SMILES caused my entire I LIKE SCHOOL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the I LIKE SCHOOL drug.
I am an active FLOWERS member of a UNICORNS tourette syndrome association and BASEBALL I am making steps towards HAPPINESS eradicating the public TEDDY BEARS view of Tourettes as a FRIENDS BASKETBALL SWIMMING POOL SMILES JOY "swearing" disorder, because it is JOY much much more.
I am sorry GUMDROPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on BASEBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GUMDROPS that really GUMDROPS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PEACEFUL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by HEAVEN editing this FOOTBALL article. Remember, everything ICE CREAM here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ROSES HOCKEY PEACEFUL HOCKEY BASKETBALL not funny at all.
Thank you PEACEFUL for your HAPPINESS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.