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edit A SMILES Polite Note to the SUNSHINE Author:
I am BASKETBALL HOOP 17 years old and HOCKEY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your POKéMON article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it NINTENDOGS removed or changed as soon as SUGAR possible.
Let me tell you PASTURE about KITTENS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of UNICORNS Tourettes sufferers SUGAR SUNSHINE HOCKEY CHRISTMAS TREES POKéMON swear. You can PEACEFUL blame television for always focusing on the SUGAR bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PIKACHU Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SPRINKLES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FLUFFY CLOUD jerk.
- Tourettes is no PEACEFUL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASKETBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SMILES depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no PEACEFUL cure, and the TEDDY BEARS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse DANDELIONS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which CANDY caused my entire KITTENS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PEACEFUL drug.
I am an active CHRISTMAS TREES member of a PEACEFUL tourette syndrome association and TEDDY BEARS I am making steps towards NINTENDOGS eradicating the public OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! view of Tourettes as a SUNSHINE ICE CREAM FOOTBALL DANDELIONS FOOTBALL "swearing" disorder, because it is GINGERBREAD much much more.
I am sorry CANDY for "hi-jacking" your entry on FOOTBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FLUFFY CLOUD that really PIKACHU annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all NINTENDOGS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FLOWERS editing this DANDELIONS article. Remember, everything PUPPIES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FLUFFY CLOUD FLOWERS HAPPINESS TEDDY BEARS CHRISTMAS TREES not funny at all.
Thank you HOCKEY for your SUNSHINE time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
CANDY FLOWERS SMILES PIKACHU RAINBOWS SPRINKLES NINTENDOGS POKéMON OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASKETBALL SUGAR POKéMON PASTURE PEACEFUL HAPPINESS LOLLIPOPS BASKETBALL CANDY RAINBOWS FOOTBALL SUNSHINE DANDELIONS TEDDY BEARS POKéMON SUGAR SPRINKLES TEDDY BEARS I LIKE SCHOOL FOOTBALL HOCKEY POKéMON CHRISTMAS TREES FLOWERS POKéMON LUV OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! GINGERBREAD BASKETBALL FLOWERS FLOWERS BASKETBALL HOOP POKéMON SUNSHINE FLOWERS NINTENDOGS PUPPIES JOY HEAVEN RAINBOWS FOOTBALL PASTURE CANDY ICE CREAM SMILES BASKETBALL JELLY BEANS JELLY BEANS LOLLIPOPS I LIKE SCHOOL SUNSHINE FLUFFY CLOUD BASKETBALL I LIKE SCHOOL DANDELIONS SPRINKLES FLOWERS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.