Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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edit A KITTENS Polite Note to the LUV Author:

I am SMILES 17 years old and POKéMON have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FRIENDS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it GINGERBREAD removed or changed as soon as SUGAR possible.

Let me tell you PASTURE about PEACEFUL Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of PIXIES Tourettes sufferers PIXIES JOY HEAVEN BASKETBALL HOOP FOOTBALL swear. You can SUGAR blame television for always focusing on the KITTENS bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of PIKACHU Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FRIENDS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FLUFFY CLOUD jerk.
  • Tourettes is no DANDELIONS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASKETBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SWIMMING POOL depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no PASTURE cure, and the CANDY drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HEAVEN caused my entire PASTURE body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PASTURE drug.

I am an active BASKETBALL HOOP member of a KITTENS tourette syndrome association and CHRISTMAS TREES I am making steps towards ROSES eradicating the public SMILES view of Tourettes as a I LIKE SCHOOL ROSES UNICORNS DANDELIONS FOOTBALL "swearing" disorder, because it is GINGERBREAD much much more.

I am sorry ROSES for "hi-jacking" your entry on FLOWERS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SPRINKLES that really HAPPINESS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PASTURE tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by BASKETBALL editing this DANDELIONS article. Remember, everything SWIMMING POOL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is BASKETBALL RAINBOWS BASKETBALL SPRINKLES SWIMMING POOL not funny at all.

Thank you UNICORNS for your HOCKEY time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

GUMDROPS PEACEFUL PEACEFUL ICE CREAM HAPPINESS PUPPIES HAPPINESS FLUFFY CLOUD I LIKE SCHOOL ROSES GUMDROPS JOY LOLLIPOPS LOLLIPOPS DANDELIONS FRIENDS SWIMMING POOL SUNSHINE FLUFFY CLOUD PIXIES JELLY BEANS JELLY BEANS I LIKE SCHOOL POKéMON SMILES ICE CREAM HOCKEY RAINBOWS ICE CREAM FRIENDS GUMDROPS JOY LOLLIPOPS CHRISTMAS TREES HAPPINESS SMILES FLUFFY CLOUD PEACEFUL HEAVEN PASTURE CHRISTMAS TREES FLUFFY CLOUD HAPPINESS HOCKEY PIXIES SPRINKLES CHRISTMAS TREES PIXIES BASKETBALL HOOP BASKETBALL HOOP HOCKEY CHRISTMAS TREES LUV KITTENS HOCKEY LUV BASEBALL ROSES HOCKEY CANDY FRIENDS FOOTBALL FOOTBALL HOCKEY SUGAR SMILES !!!?!?!?!?


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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.
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