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edit A GINGERBREAD Polite Note to the DANDELIONS Author:
I am FLOWERS 17 years old and ICE CREAM have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FLUFFY CLOUD article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it KITTENS removed or changed as soon as GUMDROPS possible.
Let me tell you HOCKEY about HOCKEY Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PIXIES Tourettes sufferers FOOTBALL RAINBOWS PIKACHU GUMDROPS GINGERBREAD swear. You can BASEBALL blame television for always focusing on the HEAVEN bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HOCKEY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee ROSES jerk.
- Tourettes is no GUMDROPS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SUNSHINE school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no HAPPINESS cure, and the HAPPINESS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse JOY side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PIXIES caused my entire PASTURE body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the POKéMON drug.
I am an active KITTENS member of a FRIENDS tourette syndrome association and HAPPINESS I am making steps towards DANDELIONS eradicating the public SUGAR view of Tourettes as a PUPPIES UNICORNS HEAVEN BASKETBALL SUGAR "swearing" disorder, because it is JELLY BEANS much much more.
I am sorry FLOWERS for "hi-jacking" your entry on LOLLIPOPS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GINGERBREAD that really PIKACHU annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all RAINBOWS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by LOLLIPOPS editing this TEDDY BEARS article. Remember, everything PIKACHU here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ICE CREAM PIKACHU BASEBALL SMILES FOOTBALL not funny at all.
Thank you SWIMMING POOL for your SMILES time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
SWIMMING POOL LOLLIPOPS JELLY BEANS FLUFFY CLOUD PEACEFUL ROSES PEACEFUL BASKETBALL FOOTBALL POKéMON GINGERBREAD CHRISTMAS TREES TEDDY BEARS NINTENDOGS PASTURE JOY PEACEFUL HOCKEY LUV RAINBOWS BASEBALL HEAVEN BASKETBALL DANDELIONS RAINBOWS PEACEFUL ROSES DANDELIONS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PIXIES I LIKE SCHOOL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JOY KITTENS GUMDROPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PUPPIES DANDELIONS PIXIES PASTURE JELLY BEANS UNICORNS TEDDY BEARS TEDDY BEARS PASTURE SWIMMING POOL LOLLIPOPS JELLY BEANS PUPPIES ROSES LOLLIPOPS UNICORNS DANDELIONS ICE CREAM SUNSHINE SWIMMING POOL HAPPINESS KITTENS BASKETBALL SUGAR SPRINKLES PUPPIES PIXIES BASEBALL !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.