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edit A JOY Polite Note to the HOCKEY Author:
I am BASKETBALL HOOP 17 years old and SMILES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASEBALL removed or changed as soon as KITTENS possible.
Let me tell you PEACEFUL about JELLY BEANS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of RAINBOWS Tourettes sufferers UNICORNS SUNSHINE FLUFFY CLOUD POKéMON I LIKE SCHOOL swear. You can BASKETBALL blame television for always focusing on the GUMDROPS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of HAPPINESS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASEBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LUV jerk.
- Tourettes is no FOOTBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASKETBALL HOOP school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ICE CREAM depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no PIXIES cure, and the GUMDROPS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse GINGERBREAD side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HEAVEN caused my entire UNICORNS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the JOY drug.
I am an active I LIKE SCHOOL member of a BASKETBALL HOOP tourette syndrome association and CHRISTMAS TREES I am making steps towards CANDY eradicating the public FLOWERS view of Tourettes as a HEAVEN PEACEFUL ROSES PUPPIES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! "swearing" disorder, because it is HAPPINESS much much more.
I am sorry SPRINKLES for "hi-jacking" your entry on GUMDROPS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this ICE CREAM that really BASEBALL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ROSES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by TEDDY BEARS editing this ICE CREAM article. Remember, everything BASKETBALL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SUGAR SWIMMING POOL ICE CREAM BASKETBALL HOOP FOOTBALL not funny at all.
Thank you SUGAR for your LUV time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
LOLLIPOPS LUV HAPPINESS FOOTBALL SWIMMING POOL PEACEFUL LUV PUPPIES PIXIES RAINBOWS TEDDY BEARS BASKETBALL HOOP ICE CREAM PUPPIES SUGAR SUNSHINE JOY BASKETBALL FRIENDS CANDY ROSES PUPPIES DANDELIONS BASEBALL KITTENS PIKACHU SWIMMING POOL DANDELIONS SUGAR SPRINKLES FOOTBALL CANDY HOCKEY PUPPIES CANDY BASKETBALL HOOP PUPPIES DANDELIONS JOY JOY HAPPINESS RAINBOWS PUPPIES BASKETBALL HOOP SMILES ICE CREAM HEAVEN SUNSHINE FRIENDS I LIKE SCHOOL LOLLIPOPS HEAVEN DANDELIONS HEAVEN BASKETBALL HOOP PIXIES BASEBALL NINTENDOGS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FLUFFY CLOUD FOOTBALL HOCKEY LOLLIPOPS JELLY BEANS RAINBOWS SWIMMING POOL !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.