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edit A PEACEFUL Polite Note to the HEAVEN Author:
I am LOLLIPOPS 17 years old and BASKETBALL HOOP have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SUGAR article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HAPPINESS removed or changed as soon as BASEBALL possible.
Let me tell you JELLY BEANS about FOOTBALL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FRIENDS Tourettes sufferers SPRINKLES LOLLIPOPS I LIKE SCHOOL GUMDROPS FRIENDS swear. You can DANDELIONS blame television for always focusing on the TEDDY BEARS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of ICE CREAM Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or RAINBOWS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee POKéMON jerk.
- Tourettes is no BASEBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at CANDY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become UNICORNS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no CHRISTMAS TREES cure, and the SWIMMING POOL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse JOY side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which JELLY BEANS caused my entire FLUFFY CLOUD body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the GUMDROPS drug.
I am an active FOOTBALL member of a NINTENDOGS tourette syndrome association and UNICORNS I am making steps towards I LIKE SCHOOL eradicating the public GINGERBREAD view of Tourettes as a POKéMON FOOTBALL HOCKEY UNICORNS BASKETBALL HOOP "swearing" disorder, because it is SMILES much much more.
I am sorry ROSES for "hi-jacking" your entry on ROSES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this LUV that really UNICORNS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all RAINBOWS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FRIENDS editing this SUNSHINE article. Remember, everything BASKETBALL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FOOTBALL CHRISTMAS TREES TEDDY BEARS ICE CREAM not funny at all.
Thank you FLOWERS for your FRIENDS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
CHRISTMAS TREES SMILES FLUFFY CLOUD PIKACHU CANDY PUPPIES PEACEFUL LUV JOY PIXIES PEACEFUL SWIMMING POOL BASEBALL FLOWERS TEDDY BEARS TEDDY BEARS BASKETBALL HOOP SUGAR HAPPINESS SWIMMING POOL BASKETBALL NINTENDOGS CHRISTMAS TREES CHRISTMAS TREES UNICORNS GINGERBREAD FLOWERS SUNSHINE RAINBOWS HOCKEY SUGAR PASTURE DANDELIONS PIKACHU LOLLIPOPS HEAVEN JELLY BEANS LOLLIPOPS LOLLIPOPS DANDELIONS PIXIES DANDELIONS SUGAR DANDELIONS FLUFFY CLOUD RAINBOWS HEAVEN I LIKE SCHOOL SMILES UNICORNS BASKETBALL HOOP SMILES ROSES FRIENDS NINTENDOGS LUV PIXIES POKéMON OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! ICE CREAM PEACEFUL GUMDROPS DANDELIONS PASTURE I LIKE SCHOOL I LIKE SCHOOL !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.