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edit A PUPPIES Polite Note to the PEACEFUL Author:
I am ROSES 17 years old and CANDY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your TEDDY BEARS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SMILES removed or changed as soon as FLOWERS possible.
Let me tell you PASTURE about FLOWERS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of I LIKE SCHOOL Tourettes sufferers BASKETBALL FOOTBALL FRIENDS TEDDY BEARS HAPPINESS swear. You can ICE CREAM blame television for always focusing on the PIKACHU bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of BASKETBALL HOOP Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or I LIKE SCHOOL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FRIENDS jerk.
- Tourettes is no JOY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ICE CREAM school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SUGAR depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no ICE CREAM cure, and the SUGAR drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse POKéMON side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which UNICORNS caused my entire JOY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PIXIES drug.
I am an active HEAVEN member of a UNICORNS tourette syndrome association and POKéMON I am making steps towards NINTENDOGS eradicating the public LOLLIPOPS view of Tourettes as a JOY LUV PEACEFUL PIKACHU BASKETBALL HOOP "swearing" disorder, because it is LOLLIPOPS much much more.
I am sorry SUGAR for "hi-jacking" your entry on OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this JELLY BEANS that really PIXIES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PEACEFUL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PEACEFUL editing this PUPPIES article. Remember, everything NINTENDOGS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is JELLY BEANS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! CANDY GINGERBREAD FLUFFY CLOUD not funny at all.
Thank you DANDELIONS for your SUGAR time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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