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edit A SPRINKLES Polite Note to the ROSES Author:
I am PEACEFUL 17 years old and FLOWERS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your GINGERBREAD article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FRIENDS removed or changed as soon as FRIENDS possible.
Let me tell you HAPPINESS about BASKETBALL HOOP Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of JELLY BEANS Tourettes sufferers JOY PIXIES PASTURE PIKACHU RAINBOWS swear. You can SUGAR blame television for always focusing on the JOY bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of HEAVEN Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SPRINKLES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee KITTENS jerk.
- Tourettes is no ROSES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASKETBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ICE CREAM depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no POKéMON cure, and the HOCKEY drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse UNICORNS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HOCKEY caused my entire HAPPINESS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the LUV drug.
I am an active ROSES member of a ICE CREAM tourette syndrome association and ICE CREAM I am making steps towards HEAVEN eradicating the public PIXIES view of Tourettes as a FLUFFY CLOUD PEACEFUL GUMDROPS CANDY CHRISTMAS TREES "swearing" disorder, because it is LUV much much more.
I am sorry LOLLIPOPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on KITTENS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASKETBALL HOOP that really RAINBOWS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all CANDY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by JELLY BEANS editing this FOOTBALL article. Remember, everything KITTENS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ROSES SMILES BASKETBALL HOOP PIXIES ROSES not funny at all.
Thank you SMILES for your HOCKEY time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
HAPPINESS RAINBOWS PIKACHU TEDDY BEARS BASKETBALL FLOWERS POKéMON SUNSHINE SUGAR JOY GINGERBREAD BASKETBALL HOOP NINTENDOGS BASEBALL ICE CREAM SWIMMING POOL BASEBALL SPRINKLES PASTURE HOCKEY BASKETBALL PASTURE SUGAR PEACEFUL GUMDROPS JOY SWIMMING POOL KITTENS BASEBALL BASKETBALL GUMDROPS SUGAR FRIENDS PEACEFUL BASEBALL LUV CHRISTMAS TREES JOY JOY PIKACHU CHRISTMAS TREES FOOTBALL SWIMMING POOL PIKACHU HEAVEN KITTENS I LIKE SCHOOL LOLLIPOPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! POKéMON FRIENDS PIXIES BASEBALL FRIENDS GUMDROPS GINGERBREAD POKéMON PUPPIES HAPPINESS JELLY BEANS CHRISTMAS TREES GUMDROPS DANDELIONS PIXIES LOLLIPOPS HOCKEY !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.