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edit A POKéMON Polite Note to the GUMDROPS Author:
I am PEACEFUL 17 years old and PIXIES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SPRINKLES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it UNICORNS removed or changed as soon as GINGERBREAD possible.
Let me tell you ICE CREAM about SUNSHINE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FOOTBALL Tourettes sufferers JOY SMILES LOLLIPOPS HOCKEY RAINBOWS swear. You can GINGERBREAD blame television for always focusing on the CHRISTMAS TREES bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of FOOTBALL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or GINGERBREAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee CHRISTMAS TREES jerk.
- Tourettes is no CHRISTMAS TREES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PIKACHU school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become I LIKE SCHOOL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no FRIENDS cure, and the FOOTBALL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FLOWERS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which POKéMON caused my entire FLUFFY CLOUD body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FOOTBALL drug.
I am an active SUNSHINE member of a BASEBALL tourette syndrome association and FRIENDS I am making steps towards BASKETBALL HOOP eradicating the public POKéMON view of Tourettes as a HAPPINESS PEACEFUL POKéMON SUNSHINE PIKACHU "swearing" disorder, because it is PEACEFUL much much more.
I am sorry BASKETBALL for "hi-jacking" your entry on NINTENDOGS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FOOTBALL that really UNICORNS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all LOLLIPOPS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SMILES editing this PEACEFUL article. Remember, everything FLUFFY CLOUD here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CANDY ICE CREAM PIKACHU SWIMMING POOL PIXIES not funny at all.
Thank you HEAVEN for your UNICORNS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! RAINBOWS FRIENDS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! TEDDY BEARS PIXIES PASTURE JELLY BEANS I LIKE SCHOOL CHRISTMAS TREES ICE CREAM RAINBOWS ICE CREAM POKéMON SPRINKLES PEACEFUL HEAVEN SMILES HOCKEY KITTENS SWIMMING POOL JELLY BEANS FLUFFY CLOUD LUV PIKACHU SMILES HOCKEY PIXIES TEDDY BEARS GUMDROPS CANDY LOLLIPOPS GUMDROPS ICE CREAM RAINBOWS SWIMMING POOL JOY LUV DANDELIONS SWIMMING POOL BASKETBALL SMILES PUPPIES PEACEFUL HAPPINESS LOLLIPOPS HEAVEN POKéMON BASEBALL DANDELIONS FRIENDS ROSES ROSES FOOTBALL FLUFFY CLOUD HEAVEN LOLLIPOPS FLUFFY CLOUD HAPPINESS HEAVEN BASKETBALL HOOP KITTENS LUV SMILES CHRISTMAS TREES NINTENDOGS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.