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edit A SUNSHINE Polite Note to the BASKETBALL Author:
I am SPRINKLES 17 years old and FOOTBALL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your ROSES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASEBALL removed or changed as soon as FLUFFY CLOUD possible.
Let me tell you RAINBOWS about JELLY BEANS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PASTURE Tourettes sufferers FLUFFY CLOUD BASEBALL POKéMON DANDELIONS HOCKEY swear. You can LOLLIPOPS blame television for always focusing on the ROSES bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PASTURE Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or NINTENDOGS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FOOTBALL jerk.
- Tourettes is no GINGERBREAD laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at DANDELIONS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SPRINKLES depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no ICE CREAM cure, and the HAPPINESS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LOLLIPOPS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASEBALL caused my entire PIXIES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the LUV drug.
I am an active UNICORNS member of a FRIENDS tourette syndrome association and HEAVEN I am making steps towards TEDDY BEARS eradicating the public JELLY BEANS view of Tourettes as a OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SUNSHINE HEAVEN FLOWERS SUNSHINE "swearing" disorder, because it is HOCKEY much much more.
I am sorry TEDDY BEARS for "hi-jacking" your entry on HEAVEN uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SWIMMING POOL that really FLOWERS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all JELLY BEANS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! editing this POKéMON article. Remember, everything PIXIES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is RAINBOWS TEDDY BEARS I LIKE SCHOOL LOLLIPOPS HOCKEY not funny at all.
Thank you PUPPIES for your SUGAR time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.