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edit A FLOWERS Polite Note to the SUGAR Author:
I am PIXIES 17 years old and FLOWERS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SUGAR article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it POKéMON removed or changed as soon as POKéMON possible.
Let me tell you DANDELIONS about HAPPINESS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of I LIKE SCHOOL Tourettes sufferers ROSES PASTURE LOLLIPOPS GINGERBREAD LOLLIPOPS swear. You can JOY blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of NINTENDOGS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or ROSES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HEAVEN jerk.
- Tourettes is no PIXIES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at GINGERBREAD school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become KITTENS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no BASKETBALL HOOP cure, and the NINTENDOGS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LOLLIPOPS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SUGAR caused my entire JELLY BEANS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the HOCKEY drug.
I am an active TEDDY BEARS member of a PASTURE tourette syndrome association and PUPPIES I am making steps towards BASKETBALL eradicating the public SMILES view of Tourettes as a FLOWERS KITTENS KITTENS SPRINKLES HAPPINESS "swearing" disorder, because it is TEDDY BEARS much much more.
I am sorry BASKETBALL for "hi-jacking" your entry on OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this UNICORNS that really DANDELIONS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all DANDELIONS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by TEDDY BEARS editing this HOCKEY article. Remember, everything BASKETBALL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is LOLLIPOPS SUGAR GINGERBREAD JOY CANDY not funny at all.
Thank you FLUFFY CLOUD for your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.