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edit A I LIKE SCHOOL Polite Note to the LOLLIPOPS Author:
I am DANDELIONS 17 years old and BASKETBALL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your GINGERBREAD article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PASTURE removed or changed as soon as OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! possible.
Let me tell you BASKETBALL HOOP about BASKETBALL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of HEAVEN Tourettes sufferers CHRISTMAS TREES BASEBALL CHRISTMAS TREES HOCKEY BASKETBALL HOOP swear. You can CANDY blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PUPPIES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PUPPIES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LUV jerk.
- Tourettes is no FOOTBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FOOTBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SUGAR depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no HAPPINESS cure, and the TEDDY BEARS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FLUFFY CLOUD side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which UNICORNS caused my entire POKéMON body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SUGAR drug.
I am an active BASKETBALL HOOP member of a PIXIES tourette syndrome association and PASTURE I am making steps towards SWIMMING POOL eradicating the public HEAVEN view of Tourettes as a FOOTBALL PUPPIES BASKETBALL POKéMON JOY "swearing" disorder, because it is HEAVEN much much more.
I am sorry TEDDY BEARS for "hi-jacking" your entry on KITTENS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FRIENDS that really KITTENS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FRIENDS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PIKACHU editing this FLOWERS article. Remember, everything GUMDROPS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is POKéMON HEAVEN FRIENDS SPRINKLES TEDDY BEARS not funny at all.
Thank you FLOWERS for your FLUFFY CLOUD time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
GUMDROPS LUV BASKETBALL HOOP I LIKE SCHOOL BASEBALL PASTURE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JOY POKéMON BASKETBALL HOOP ROSES KITTENS UNICORNS RAINBOWS SUGAR BASEBALL CHRISTMAS TREES LOLLIPOPS I LIKE SCHOOL HAPPINESS BASKETBALL HOOP SMILES SMILES PIKACHU FLUFFY CLOUD DANDELIONS JELLY BEANS RAINBOWS PIKACHU HOCKEY SPRINKLES FRIENDS KITTENS POKéMON HAPPINESS LOLLIPOPS POKéMON GINGERBREAD PUPPIES JELLY BEANS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASEBALL CHRISTMAS TREES PEACEFUL SWIMMING POOL PASTURE PEACEFUL LOLLIPOPS DANDELIONS NINTENDOGS DANDELIONS ICE CREAM BASKETBALL PIKACHU LUV FOOTBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! POKéMON TEDDY BEARS SUNSHINE SUGAR HAPPINESS FLUFFY CLOUD DANDELIONS FLUFFY CLOUD SWIMMING POOL !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.