Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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edit A GINGERBREAD Polite Note to the LUV Author:

I am SUNSHINE 17 years old and HOCKEY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your POKéMON article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it CHRISTMAS TREES removed or changed as soon as JELLY BEANS possible.

Let me tell you UNICORNS about KITTENS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SWIMMING POOL Tourettes sufferers BASKETBALL PIKACHU FOOTBALL DANDELIONS NINTENDOGS swear. You can BASKETBALL HOOP blame television for always focusing on the PUPPIES bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of CANDY Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PEACEFUL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FRIENDS jerk.
  • Tourettes is no HOCKEY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PUPPIES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become JELLY BEANS depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no HAPPINESS cure, and the LOLLIPOPS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PIKACHU side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which DANDELIONS caused my entire PIKACHU body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the POKéMON drug.

I am an active FOOTBALL member of a FOOTBALL tourette syndrome association and ICE CREAM I am making steps towards PEACEFUL eradicating the public HOCKEY view of Tourettes as a SUGAR JOY BASEBALL ICE CREAM FLOWERS "swearing" disorder, because it is GUMDROPS much much more.

I am sorry KITTENS for "hi-jacking" your entry on FLUFFY CLOUD uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this POKéMON that really FRIENDS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all NINTENDOGS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FLOWERS editing this PASTURE article. Remember, everything KITTENS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FOOTBALL NINTENDOGS PIXIES JELLY BEANS SPRINKLES not funny at all.

Thank you HOCKEY for your ICE CREAM time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.
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