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edit A SUGAR Polite Note to the SUGAR Author:

I am PIXIES 17 years old and SUNSHINE have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your BASEBALL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PIXIES removed or changed as soon as BASEBALL possible.

Let me tell you PUPPIES about PIKACHU Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of I LIKE SCHOOL Tourettes sufferers HEAVEN I LIKE SCHOOL FLOWERS RAINBOWS FLOWERS swear. You can PUPPIES blame television for always focusing on the GINGERBREAD bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of HEAVEN Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or LUV "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PASTURE jerk.
  • Tourettes is no PASTURE laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PIKACHU school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become DANDELIONS depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no POKéMON cure, and the PIKACHU drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PIKACHU side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which JELLY BEANS caused my entire I LIKE SCHOOL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ICE CREAM drug.

I am an active BASEBALL member of a JOY tourette syndrome association and POKéMON I am making steps towards HOCKEY eradicating the public FOOTBALL view of Tourettes as a NINTENDOGS HOCKEY PASTURE PASTURE KITTENS "swearing" disorder, because it is GINGERBREAD much much more.

I am sorry SMILES for "hi-jacking" your entry on FRIENDS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this I LIKE SCHOOL that really FOOTBALL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all LOLLIPOPS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by BASKETBALL editing this FLUFFY CLOUD article. Remember, everything LOLLIPOPS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SWIMMING POOL JOY SUGAR HEAVEN HAPPINESS not funny at all.

Thank you KITTENS for your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Nuvola apps important Article written in the style of its subject
This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.
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