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edit A GUMDROPS Polite Note to the BASKETBALL HOOP Author:
I am BASEBALL 17 years old and RAINBOWS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your I LIKE SCHOOL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it LOLLIPOPS removed or changed as soon as KITTENS possible.
Let me tell you LUV about PASTURE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SUNSHINE Tourettes sufferers FRIENDS SUGAR SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS CHRISTMAS TREES swear. You can OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! blame television for always focusing on the HOCKEY bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of FLUFFY CLOUD Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SPRINKLES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BASEBALL jerk.
- Tourettes is no OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FOOTBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become KITTENS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SUNSHINE cure, and the POKéMON drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PIKACHU side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HOCKEY caused my entire SUNSHINE body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SMILES drug.
I am an active SWIMMING POOL member of a OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! tourette syndrome association and SWIMMING POOL I am making steps towards LOLLIPOPS eradicating the public DANDELIONS view of Tourettes as a PUPPIES BASKETBALL PEACEFUL SUGAR POKéMON "swearing" disorder, because it is BASKETBALL much much more.
I am sorry JELLY BEANS for "hi-jacking" your entry on FRIENDS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PASTURE that really CHRISTMAS TREES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all KITTENS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by GINGERBREAD editing this GUMDROPS article. Remember, everything PUPPIES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CANDY HAPPINESS UNICORNS POKéMON HOCKEY not funny at all.
Thank you NINTENDOGS for your NINTENDOGS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
ROSES I LIKE SCHOOL BASKETBALL HOOP OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! GUMDROPS I LIKE SCHOOL POKéMON PIKACHU CHRISTMAS TREES SUGAR OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! DANDELIONS KITTENS HOCKEY LUV LUV SMILES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! DANDELIONS PASTURE FLUFFY CLOUD FLOWERS GINGERBREAD SMILES SWIMMING POOL SUNSHINE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SMILES BASKETBALL HOOP LOLLIPOPS LOLLIPOPS FLUFFY CLOUD UNICORNS HAPPINESS JELLY BEANS BASKETBALL HOOP HEAVEN PIXIES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SUGAR GINGERBREAD BASKETBALL HOOP TEDDY BEARS FLOWERS PIXIES LOLLIPOPS PEACEFUL LUV LOLLIPOPS UNICORNS JELLY BEANS POKéMON GINGERBREAD POKéMON LOLLIPOPS PUPPIES HOCKEY TEDDY BEARS CHRISTMAS TREES TEDDY BEARS CHRISTMAS TREES BASEBALL LUV RAINBOWS DANDELIONS PASTURE !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.