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edit A RAINBOWS Polite Note to the NINTENDOGS Author:
I am OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! 17 years old and HEAVEN have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your BASEBALL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PEACEFUL removed or changed as soon as FLOWERS possible.
Let me tell you SWIMMING POOL about PIXIES Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FLOWERS Tourettes sufferers OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PIXIES ROSES BASEBALL JELLY BEANS swear. You can TEDDY BEARS blame television for always focusing on the SPRINKLES bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PASTURE Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HAPPINESS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PIKACHU jerk.
- Tourettes is no SWIMMING POOL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASKETBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ROSES depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no JELLY BEANS cure, and the FRIENDS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HEAVEN side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SWIMMING POOL caused my entire PEACEFUL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the DANDELIONS drug.
I am an active PUPPIES member of a PEACEFUL tourette syndrome association and GINGERBREAD I am making steps towards ICE CREAM eradicating the public NINTENDOGS view of Tourettes as a SUGAR KITTENS FLUFFY CLOUD GUMDROPS PUPPIES "swearing" disorder, because it is CHRISTMAS TREES much much more.
I am sorry LUV for "hi-jacking" your entry on OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HAPPINESS that really JELLY BEANS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SPRINKLES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PEACEFUL editing this POKéMON article. Remember, everything SWIMMING POOL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FLOWERS GUMDROPS JELLY BEANS LOLLIPOPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! not funny at all.
Thank you BASKETBALL for your I LIKE SCHOOL time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
SPRINKLES SWIMMING POOL TEDDY BEARS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SWIMMING POOL FLOWERS PIKACHU PUPPIES CHRISTMAS TREES JOY PEACEFUL BASKETBALL FOOTBALL FLOWERS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASKETBALL HOOP BASKETBALL HOOP ROSES SMILES SUNSHINE SWIMMING POOL HAPPINESS SMILES HAPPINESS CANDY PEACEFUL PEACEFUL LOLLIPOPS BASKETBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FRIENDS BASKETBALL ROSES BASKETBALL ROSES PUPPIES ROSES KITTENS HAPPINESS CHRISTMAS TREES KITTENS LOLLIPOPS BASKETBALL JELLY BEANS GUMDROPS FLUFFY CLOUD OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! I LIKE SCHOOL UNICORNS LOLLIPOPS HEAVEN LUV HOCKEY NINTENDOGS PIXIES HEAVEN TEDDY BEARS FLOWERS HEAVEN RAINBOWS NINTENDOGS SUNSHINE ICE CREAM PIKACHU CANDY SMILES !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.