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edit A PIXIES Polite Note to the JELLY BEANS Author:
I am JOY 17 years old and PUPPIES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SUNSHINE article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it ICE CREAM removed or changed as soon as PEACEFUL possible.
Let me tell you JELLY BEANS about SUGAR Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of RAINBOWS Tourettes sufferers HAPPINESS GUMDROPS SUNSHINE SMILES FLUFFY CLOUD swear. You can BASKETBALL blame television for always focusing on the LOLLIPOPS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PEACEFUL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HOCKEY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SMILES jerk.
- Tourettes is no BASKETBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at NINTENDOGS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become HAPPINESS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no LUV cure, and the PUPPIES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SUNSHINE side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PUPPIES caused my entire PASTURE body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SWIMMING POOL drug.
I am an active TEDDY BEARS member of a JELLY BEANS tourette syndrome association and CHRISTMAS TREES I am making steps towards BASEBALL eradicating the public ROSES view of Tourettes as a HOCKEY FRIENDS ROSES PIXIES FOOTBALL "swearing" disorder, because it is DANDELIONS much much more.
I am sorry KITTENS for "hi-jacking" your entry on GINGERBREAD uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GUMDROPS that really TEDDY BEARS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all JOY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PASTURE editing this FLUFFY CLOUD article. Remember, everything LUV here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HOCKEY NINTENDOGS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PASTURE TEDDY BEARS not funny at all.
Thank you FRIENDS for your ICE CREAM time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
FLOWERS PIXIES DANDELIONS ROSES FLOWERS GINGERBREAD GUMDROPS SUNSHINE SPRINKLES SWIMMING POOL ROSES NINTENDOGS FLUFFY CLOUD BASKETBALL HOOP SUNSHINE POKéMON UNICORNS LUV BASEBALL FOOTBALL PASTURE PIKACHU OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! CANDY PASTURE CANDY BASKETBALL HOOP CANDY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! CHRISTMAS TREES POKéMON FOOTBALL CANDY HEAVEN FLUFFY CLOUD PIKACHU JOY POKéMON HAPPINESS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! CHRISTMAS TREES SPRINKLES ICE CREAM SWIMMING POOL BASKETBALL HEAVEN BASKETBALL HOOP SWIMMING POOL PIXIES GUMDROPS PIXIES FLOWERS PIXIES JELLY BEANS KITTENS LUV FOOTBALL POKéMON HEAVEN LUV FOOTBALL SMILES BASKETBALL LOLLIPOPS FLUFFY CLOUD GINGERBREAD !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.