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edit A DANDELIONS Polite Note to the PUPPIES Author:
I am I LIKE SCHOOL 17 years old and BASKETBALL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SUGAR article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! removed or changed as soon as BASKETBALL HOOP possible.
Let me tell you KITTENS about FLUFFY CLOUD Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BASEBALL Tourettes sufferers ICE CREAM JELLY BEANS HAPPINESS DANDELIONS SUNSHINE swear. You can I LIKE SCHOOL blame television for always focusing on the LUV bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of BASKETBALL HOOP Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or ICE CREAM "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FLUFFY CLOUD jerk.
- Tourettes is no JELLY BEANS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SUNSHINE school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become HOCKEY depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SWIMMING POOL cure, and the DANDELIONS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HOCKEY side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SWIMMING POOL caused my entire CHRISTMAS TREES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FLOWERS drug.
I am an active NINTENDOGS member of a I LIKE SCHOOL tourette syndrome association and OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! I am making steps towards ROSES eradicating the public DANDELIONS view of Tourettes as a I LIKE SCHOOL DANDELIONS SMILES SPRINKLES SMILES "swearing" disorder, because it is CHRISTMAS TREES much much more.
I am sorry LOLLIPOPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on SWIMMING POOL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FOOTBALL that really CHRISTMAS TREES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all BASEBALL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by POKéMON editing this SWIMMING POOL article. Remember, everything GUMDROPS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HEAVEN BASEBALL SWIMMING POOL SUNSHINE HAPPINESS not funny at all.
Thank you BASKETBALL HOOP for your FLOWERS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.