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edit A SUGAR Polite Note to the SUNSHINE Author:

I am LUV 17 years old and PUPPIES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your POKéMON article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SUNSHINE removed or changed as soon as SUNSHINE possible.

Let me tell you BASKETBALL about ICE CREAM Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of I LIKE SCHOOL Tourettes sufferers HEAVEN SWIMMING POOL POKéMON BASKETBALL HOOP SMILES swear. You can KITTENS blame television for always focusing on the DANDELIONS bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of HOCKEY Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SMILES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee GUMDROPS jerk.
  • Tourettes is no ROSES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at CANDY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become GINGERBREAD depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no JOY cure, and the FLOWERS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FRIENDS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which GINGERBREAD caused my entire KITTENS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ICE CREAM drug.

I am an active HEAVEN member of a JOY tourette syndrome association and JOY I am making steps towards FLUFFY CLOUD eradicating the public POKéMON view of Tourettes as a SPRINKLES HOCKEY RAINBOWS SUGAR FLOWERS "swearing" disorder, because it is KITTENS much much more.

I am sorry CANDY for "hi-jacking" your entry on KITTENS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FLUFFY CLOUD that really TEDDY BEARS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all LOLLIPOPS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PUPPIES editing this BASKETBALL article. Remember, everything FLOWERS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CHRISTMAS TREES FRIENDS KITTENS HOCKEY POKéMON not funny at all.

Thank you ROSES for your CHRISTMAS TREES time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Nuvola apps important Article written in the style of its subject
This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.
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