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edit A HAPPINESS Polite Note to the SUGAR Author:
I am HEAVEN 17 years old and SWIMMING POOL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your DANDELIONS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PUPPIES removed or changed as soon as BASKETBALL possible.
Let me tell you TEDDY BEARS about I LIKE SCHOOL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PIXIES Tourettes sufferers SUNSHINE BASEBALL I LIKE SCHOOL CHRISTMAS TREES HEAVEN swear. You can JELLY BEANS blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PIKACHU Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or I LIKE SCHOOL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee RAINBOWS jerk.
- Tourettes is no TEDDY BEARS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SUNSHINE school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SWIMMING POOL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SMILES cure, and the SMILES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse JOY side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which JOY caused my entire HOCKEY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SUNSHINE drug.
I am an active PUPPIES member of a SMILES tourette syndrome association and SUGAR I am making steps towards PASTURE eradicating the public TEDDY BEARS view of Tourettes as a ROSES JELLY BEANS SPRINKLES HEAVEN NINTENDOGS "swearing" disorder, because it is JOY much much more.
I am sorry BASKETBALL HOOP for "hi-jacking" your entry on FLOWERS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GUMDROPS that really JELLY BEANS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PASTURE tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by CHRISTMAS TREES editing this BASKETBALL HOOP article. Remember, everything PUPPIES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is BASKETBALL KITTENS SUNSHINE FOOTBALL FOOTBALL not funny at all.
Thank you UNICORNS for your SUGAR time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
BASEBALL FLUFFY CLOUD SUNSHINE DANDELIONS GUMDROPS FRIENDS FOOTBALL I LIKE SCHOOL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASEBALL CHRISTMAS TREES BASKETBALL HOOP BASKETBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LOLLIPOPS SUNSHINE FLOWERS GINGERBREAD HEAVEN GUMDROPS CHRISTMAS TREES PEACEFUL BASEBALL HAPPINESS LUV BASEBALL RAINBOWS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SPRINKLES LOLLIPOPS DANDELIONS KITTENS CHRISTMAS TREES HAPPINESS SMILES PIKACHU SUGAR SPRINKLES GINGERBREAD UNICORNS PEACEFUL ROSES UNICORNS NINTENDOGS PEACEFUL PIXIES PIKACHU LOLLIPOPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! NINTENDOGS CHRISTMAS TREES LOLLIPOPS FRIENDS JOY I LIKE SCHOOL NINTENDOGS NINTENDOGS BASEBALL FRIENDS TEDDY BEARS ROSES FRIENDS FOOTBALL SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS ROSES !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.