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edit A LUV Polite Note to the SPRINKLES Author:
I am HAPPINESS 17 years old and TEDDY BEARS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your LUV article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it ICE CREAM removed or changed as soon as SUNSHINE possible.
Let me tell you BASKETBALL about BASKETBALL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of JELLY BEANS Tourettes sufferers POKéMON OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PEACEFUL JELLY BEANS PIKACHU swear. You can FLOWERS blame television for always focusing on the FRIENDS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of LOLLIPOPS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or LOLLIPOPS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee RAINBOWS jerk.
- Tourettes is no ROSES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at GUMDROPS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become LUV depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no LUV cure, and the KITTENS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse GINGERBREAD side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which LUV caused my entire GUMDROPS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the KITTENS drug.
I am an active PEACEFUL member of a FLUFFY CLOUD tourette syndrome association and FLOWERS I am making steps towards FRIENDS eradicating the public SMILES view of Tourettes as a HAPPINESS GINGERBREAD HEAVEN LUV POKéMON "swearing" disorder, because it is GINGERBREAD much much more.
I am sorry ROSES for "hi-jacking" your entry on NINTENDOGS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this NINTENDOGS that really ICE CREAM annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all POKéMON tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by ICE CREAM editing this BASEBALL article. Remember, everything SPRINKLES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HOCKEY GUMDROPS BASKETBALL HOOP GUMDROPS NINTENDOGS not funny at all.
Thank you CHRISTMAS TREES for your NINTENDOGS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
SUNSHINE I LIKE SCHOOL PEACEFUL DANDELIONS PIKACHU ROSES RAINBOWS HAPPINESS CANDY UNICORNS PASTURE TEDDY BEARS LUV SPRINKLES PIXIES KITTENS KITTENS NINTENDOGS LOLLIPOPS PEACEFUL POKéMON FOOTBALL POKéMON FRIENDS BASKETBALL HOOP JOY HEAVEN POKéMON UNICORNS BASKETBALL HOOP BASEBALL JELLY BEANS SMILES SUNSHINE I LIKE SCHOOL CANDY LOLLIPOPS PIKACHU RAINBOWS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JOY GINGERBREAD PEACEFUL FOOTBALL HAPPINESS PEACEFUL POKéMON CHRISTMAS TREES CANDY JOY LOLLIPOPS HEAVEN FLOWERS TEDDY BEARS CANDY SPRINKLES ICE CREAM LUV POKéMON PEACEFUL HOCKEY GUMDROPS SWIMMING POOL ROSES SUNSHINE NINTENDOGS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.