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edit A FLUFFY CLOUD Polite Note to the JELLY BEANS Author:
I am SMILES 17 years old and SWIMMING POOL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PIXIES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SPRINKLES removed or changed as soon as TEDDY BEARS possible.
Let me tell you I LIKE SCHOOL about JELLY BEANS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of KITTENS Tourettes sufferers JOY KITTENS KITTENS SUGAR JOY swear. You can PASTURE blame television for always focusing on the SPRINKLES bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of LOLLIPOPS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or ICE CREAM "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LOLLIPOPS jerk.
- Tourettes is no HOCKEY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FOOTBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become JELLY BEANS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no KITTENS cure, and the SMILES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SUNSHINE side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SPRINKLES caused my entire GINGERBREAD body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the HOCKEY drug.
I am an active CANDY member of a KITTENS tourette syndrome association and GUMDROPS I am making steps towards FLUFFY CLOUD eradicating the public BASKETBALL view of Tourettes as a SMILES GUMDROPS PIKACHU SWIMMING POOL SUGAR "swearing" disorder, because it is SWIMMING POOL much much more.
I am sorry UNICORNS for "hi-jacking" your entry on PASTURE uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this NINTENDOGS that really LOLLIPOPS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PIKACHU tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by LOLLIPOPS editing this SPRINKLES article. Remember, everything FRIENDS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HOCKEY ICE CREAM UNICORNS JELLY BEANS BASKETBALL not funny at all.
Thank you UNICORNS for your FRIENDS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
DANDELIONS DANDELIONS ROSES UNICORNS SWIMMING POOL FLOWERS CANDY HOCKEY CANDY JELLY BEANS SWIMMING POOL LOLLIPOPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! POKéMON HOCKEY ICE CREAM CANDY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PUPPIES CHRISTMAS TREES FRIENDS LUV ICE CREAM BASKETBALL GINGERBREAD SPRINKLES NINTENDOGS JELLY BEANS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! DANDELIONS RAINBOWS FOOTBALL LUV JELLY BEANS JOY GINGERBREAD PIXIES I LIKE SCHOOL PIKACHU SWIMMING POOL POKéMON SWIMMING POOL BASEBALL PASTURE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASKETBALL HOOP PEACEFUL SUNSHINE DANDELIONS PUPPIES DANDELIONS BASEBALL GINGERBREAD GINGERBREAD CHRISTMAS TREES FOOTBALL ROSES SUGAR SUGAR SWIMMING POOL SMILES FLOWERS GUMDROPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FLOWERS JOY !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.