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edit A RAINBOWS Polite Note to the I LIKE SCHOOL Author:
I am PEACEFUL 17 years old and KITTENS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your CANDY article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PASTURE removed or changed as soon as FLUFFY CLOUD possible.
Let me tell you POKéMON about CHRISTMAS TREES Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of DANDELIONS Tourettes sufferers CHRISTMAS TREES FRIENDS LOLLIPOPS ROSES FRIENDS swear. You can FOOTBALL blame television for always focusing on the FLOWERS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of RAINBOWS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or JELLY BEANS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FRIENDS jerk.
- Tourettes is no SWIMMING POOL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at GINGERBREAD school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become I LIKE SCHOOL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no BASKETBALL cure, and the LUV drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse GUMDROPS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which GUMDROPS caused my entire PIKACHU body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PIKACHU drug.
I am an active GINGERBREAD member of a SUGAR tourette syndrome association and UNICORNS I am making steps towards JELLY BEANS eradicating the public FOOTBALL view of Tourettes as a JELLY BEANS KITTENS LOLLIPOPS SUNSHINE PEACEFUL "swearing" disorder, because it is SPRINKLES much much more.
I am sorry FLUFFY CLOUD for "hi-jacking" your entry on RAINBOWS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this POKéMON that really DANDELIONS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all I LIKE SCHOOL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PIKACHU editing this PUPPIES article. Remember, everything TEDDY BEARS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is BASKETBALL BASEBALL SMILES PASTURE CHRISTMAS TREES not funny at all.
Thank you CANDY for your PASTURE time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
BASEBALL HOCKEY FRIENDS BASEBALL SUGAR PIKACHU BASEBALL LUV SPRINKLES PIKACHU SUGAR TEDDY BEARS SWIMMING POOL LUV BASKETBALL HOOP PASTURE PUPPIES PIXIES JELLY BEANS BASEBALL TEDDY BEARS SPRINKLES RAINBOWS HOCKEY TEDDY BEARS PIKACHU LUV FRIENDS ROSES PIKACHU I LIKE SCHOOL PEACEFUL HEAVEN UNICORNS BASKETBALL TEDDY BEARS ICE CREAM CHRISTMAS TREES ICE CREAM CANDY UNICORNS FOOTBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SWIMMING POOL CHRISTMAS TREES CANDY CHRISTMAS TREES PUPPIES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FRIENDS LOLLIPOPS GUMDROPS GUMDROPS FLOWERS FLOWERS PIKACHU HAPPINESS PUPPIES SMILES LUV GUMDROPS BASKETBALL HOOP CANDY FLOWERS I LIKE SCHOOL FLUFFY CLOUD !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.