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edit A PEACEFUL Polite Note to the SUGAR Author:
I am SUNSHINE 17 years old and KITTENS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your NINTENDOGS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SUNSHINE removed or changed as soon as BASKETBALL possible.
Let me tell you JOY about LUV Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of KITTENS Tourettes sufferers PEACEFUL BASKETBALL HOOP SUGAR NINTENDOGS PIXIES swear. You can CANDY blame television for always focusing on the TEDDY BEARS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of SUNSHINE Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PASTURE "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee GUMDROPS jerk.
- Tourettes is no HEAVEN laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at CANDY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PIKACHU depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no BASKETBALL cure, and the PIKACHU drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PIXIES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which LOLLIPOPS caused my entire BASKETBALL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASEBALL drug.
I am an active SMILES member of a JOY tourette syndrome association and SUGAR I am making steps towards ICE CREAM eradicating the public JELLY BEANS view of Tourettes as a UNICORNS CANDY HAPPINESS UNICORNS KITTENS "swearing" disorder, because it is POKéMON much much more.
I am sorry I LIKE SCHOOL for "hi-jacking" your entry on FOOTBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HAPPINESS that really PIXIES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FOOTBALL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FLOWERS editing this JELLY BEANS article. Remember, everything KITTENS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is I LIKE SCHOOL SWIMMING POOL LOLLIPOPS FOOTBALL PUPPIES not funny at all.
Thank you OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! for your PEACEFUL time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.