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edit A DANDELIONS Polite Note to the PUPPIES Author:
I am TEDDY BEARS 17 years old and RAINBOWS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SUNSHINE article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it KITTENS removed or changed as soon as LUV possible.
Let me tell you SWIMMING POOL about HEAVEN Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SWIMMING POOL Tourettes sufferers ICE CREAM KITTENS CANDY POKéMON SMILES swear. You can JOY blame television for always focusing on the SPRINKLES bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of LOLLIPOPS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or JELLY BEANS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee UNICORNS jerk.
- Tourettes is no TEDDY BEARS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASEBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PEACEFUL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SUNSHINE cure, and the BASKETBALL HOOP drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse I LIKE SCHOOL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which FLUFFY CLOUD caused my entire CHRISTMAS TREES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FLUFFY CLOUD drug.
I am an active NINTENDOGS member of a GUMDROPS tourette syndrome association and PASTURE I am making steps towards GINGERBREAD eradicating the public LOLLIPOPS view of Tourettes as a JELLY BEANS SUGAR HEAVEN SMILES PIXIES "swearing" disorder, because it is FLOWERS much much more.
I am sorry FLUFFY CLOUD for "hi-jacking" your entry on ICE CREAM uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this RAINBOWS that really SUGAR annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all HEAVEN tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PIXIES editing this PUPPIES article. Remember, everything DANDELIONS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HAPPINESS PIXIES ROSES CANDY PIKACHU not funny at all.
Thank you PIKACHU for your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
SWIMMING POOL SUNSHINE PUPPIES RAINBOWS PIXIES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASKETBALL HOOP ICE CREAM SMILES CANDY NINTENDOGS PASTURE ROSES CANDY FLUFFY CLOUD PASTURE SUNSHINE NINTENDOGS HAPPINESS HOCKEY PUPPIES SPRINKLES LOLLIPOPS SWIMMING POOL GUMDROPS PIXIES BASKETBALL HOOP HEAVEN JELLY BEANS HOCKEY SPRINKLES KITTENS BASEBALL FRIENDS FLOWERS PASTURE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! UNICORNS FLUFFY CLOUD RAINBOWS HAPPINESS LOLLIPOPS RAINBOWS LUV NINTENDOGS TEDDY BEARS ICE CREAM FOOTBALL FRIENDS ROSES FLOWERS SPRINKLES BASKETBALL DANDELIONS ROSES POKéMON SPRINKLES GUMDROPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HEAVEN POKéMON PIXIES PIKACHU KITTENS BASKETBALL HOOP PASTURE !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.