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edit A BASEBALL Polite Note to the POKéMON Author:
I am FOOTBALL 17 years old and LOLLIPOPS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PEACEFUL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PIKACHU removed or changed as soon as FLOWERS possible.
Let me tell you FLUFFY CLOUD about DANDELIONS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of HOCKEY Tourettes sufferers I LIKE SCHOOL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! ROSES POKéMON LOLLIPOPS swear. You can SMILES blame television for always focusing on the BASEBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PIXIES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SMILES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee ICE CREAM jerk.
- Tourettes is no SWIMMING POOL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PIKACHU school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SPRINKLES depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no GUMDROPS cure, and the FOOTBALL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FOOTBALL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! caused my entire BASKETBALL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PIXIES drug.
I am an active OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! member of a CANDY tourette syndrome association and BASEBALL I am making steps towards LUV eradicating the public HAPPINESS view of Tourettes as a JELLY BEANS I LIKE SCHOOL ICE CREAM PIXIES PEACEFUL "swearing" disorder, because it is PIKACHU much much more.
I am sorry HAPPINESS for "hi-jacking" your entry on HOCKEY uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SMILES that really UNICORNS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PEACEFUL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FLOWERS editing this KITTENS article. Remember, everything SUNSHINE here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CHRISTMAS TREES PIXIES FLOWERS BASKETBALL SUGAR not funny at all.
Thank you BASEBALL for your SPRINKLES time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
GINGERBREAD NINTENDOGS LUV UNICORNS FLUFFY CLOUD FLOWERS SWIMMING POOL HAPPINESS PIKACHU HEAVEN JOY BASKETBALL JELLY BEANS SMILES I LIKE SCHOOL BASEBALL KITTENS FLOWERS FLUFFY CLOUD KITTENS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HAPPINESS ICE CREAM FOOTBALL PIKACHU KITTENS LOLLIPOPS CANDY SUGAR PIXIES TEDDY BEARS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PEACEFUL FLUFFY CLOUD ROSES PIKACHU UNICORNS BASEBALL I LIKE SCHOOL RAINBOWS LOLLIPOPS PUPPIES NINTENDOGS POKéMON BASKETBALL HOOP LUV PIXIES BASKETBALL FOOTBALL BASKETBALL HOOP I LIKE SCHOOL SWIMMING POOL SPRINKLES JOY FLOWERS PASTURE NINTENDOGS ROSES JELLY BEANS PASTURE DANDELIONS CANDY HEAVEN SMILES HEAVEN HAPPINESS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.