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edit A JOY Polite Note to the SWIMMING POOL Author:
I am PEACEFUL 17 years old and FRIENDS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SUGAR article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASKETBALL removed or changed as soon as LOLLIPOPS possible.
Let me tell you FLUFFY CLOUD about PUPPIES Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of JELLY BEANS Tourettes sufferers UNICORNS PUPPIES SUNSHINE PIXIES LOLLIPOPS swear. You can GUMDROPS blame television for always focusing on the GUMDROPS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of JOY Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FLUFFY CLOUD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HAPPINESS jerk.
- Tourettes is no PIXIES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at CANDY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SUGAR depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no RAINBOWS cure, and the BASKETBALL HOOP drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PUPPIES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HOCKEY caused my entire I LIKE SCHOOL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PIKACHU drug.
I am an active SUNSHINE member of a PIKACHU tourette syndrome association and ICE CREAM I am making steps towards JELLY BEANS eradicating the public I LIKE SCHOOL view of Tourettes as a RAINBOWS JELLY BEANS HOCKEY UNICORNS PASTURE "swearing" disorder, because it is SWIMMING POOL much much more.
I am sorry UNICORNS for "hi-jacking" your entry on SPRINKLES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this JOY that really SWIMMING POOL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all CHRISTMAS TREES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by GINGERBREAD editing this OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! article. Remember, everything CANDY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is JELLY BEANS TEDDY BEARS HOCKEY LOLLIPOPS FRIENDS not funny at all.
Thank you FOOTBALL for your CANDY time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.