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edit A GINGERBREAD Polite Note to the BASEBALL Author:
I am SUNSHINE 17 years old and UNICORNS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your CANDY article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FOOTBALL removed or changed as soon as ROSES possible.
Let me tell you SWIMMING POOL about FOOTBALL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PEACEFUL Tourettes sufferers NINTENDOGS TEDDY BEARS FRIENDS PIXIES PASTURE swear. You can CHRISTMAS TREES blame television for always focusing on the HOCKEY bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of CHRISTMAS TREES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or TEDDY BEARS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PIKACHU jerk.
- Tourettes is no NINTENDOGS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PASTURE school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become KITTENS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no LOLLIPOPS cure, and the PIXIES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PASTURE side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PUPPIES caused my entire JOY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PEACEFUL drug.
I am an active FRIENDS member of a FLUFFY CLOUD tourette syndrome association and FLUFFY CLOUD I am making steps towards SWIMMING POOL eradicating the public CHRISTMAS TREES view of Tourettes as a FLUFFY CLOUD CANDY BASKETBALL SMILES ROSES "swearing" disorder, because it is LUV much much more.
I am sorry NINTENDOGS for "hi-jacking" your entry on RAINBOWS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this RAINBOWS that really SUNSHINE annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PASTURE tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FLUFFY CLOUD editing this PASTURE article. Remember, everything HOCKEY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PEACEFUL GUMDROPS PUPPIES FLUFFY CLOUD JELLY BEANS not funny at all.
Thank you PASTURE for your HOCKEY time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
ROSES JOY HEAVEN FRIENDS LOLLIPOPS GINGERBREAD PEACEFUL SUGAR PIKACHU GINGERBREAD FRIENDS PIKACHU CANDY PASTURE LUV ICE CREAM JELLY BEANS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! UNICORNS PIXIES KITTENS FLUFFY CLOUD BASKETBALL HOOP FRIENDS TEDDY BEARS ICE CREAM PEACEFUL PIKACHU TEDDY BEARS CANDY GUMDROPS I LIKE SCHOOL ICE CREAM SWIMMING POOL LOLLIPOPS POKéMON BASEBALL TEDDY BEARS SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS KITTENS GINGERBREAD LUV HEAVEN HAPPINESS JELLY BEANS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LOLLIPOPS SPRINKLES FLUFFY CLOUD HEAVEN BASKETBALL HOOP SUNSHINE DANDELIONS HAPPINESS KITTENS CANDY UNICORNS SWIMMING POOL SMILES SWIMMING POOL HEAVEN PIKACHU BASEBALL SPRINKLES UNICORNS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.